Update 120
Din mein Amit ko ghar se pickup karne gaya, usko airport chhodna tha, cab bhi kar dete, lekin relative ko cab main kyu bhejen,
Amit - jijaji, bhut mast baatein karte ho aap, kal aap ghar nhi aaye sone, Didi ke paas,
Main - late hogya, yaar, fir mere Chachi ko bhi ghar chodna tha, wohi sirf relative hai mere, isliye, wahi so gaya,
Amit - bhut kush thi Didi kal, jab hum night club se wapis aaye to,
Main - aise hi thodi kush thi, usko kush kiya tha maine ache se, tere bhen ko daba ke choda, tab woh kush howi thi, saali, ek aurat ki dhang se chut maro tab kush hoti hai woh, aur mera loda to dekha hai tune, maa chod deta hu tere bhen ki,
Amit - jee, bhut bada hai, aapne inauguration main Didi ka bhi kar diya? wah kya baat hai, Jijaji, ha ha ha
Main - hmmm, teri bhen garam hogyi thi, bolti hai karo abhi, fir office mein pela dhang se, table pe,
Itne main Vanita ka phone aaya,
Amit - jee Didi nikal gaye, jijaji hain sath, lo baat kar lo,
Main - bol sexy darling,
Vanita - thanks, nhi to mere ko aana padta,
Main - koi baat nhi, mera saala hai, tu apna kaam kar, main le ja raha hu airport, tere bhai ko,
Vanita - love you, kal bhut ache se fuck kiya,
Main - wohi bata raha tha tere bhai ko, kaise table pe chodi iski bhen ki chut, maine,
Vanita - hmmm, acha laga mere ko, isko bhi pata chale ki iski bhen ko kitna chodte ho aap, aur bolo iske samne, gandi baatein karo, mere se,
Main - hmmm, tu hai chodne layak maal, tabhi to chut marta hu tere, mere gori chikni biwi, saali,
Vanita - love you, kal aapki Chachi aur mene kiss kiya aur maine unko finger ki, aapko bata du,
Main - koi baat nhi,
Vanita - woh office main fuck bata rahi thi, isliye hot hogyi main,
Main - it's okay, relax,
Vanita - bye, love you,
Main - hmmm,
Airport mein maine gypsy ke sath apni gaadi park ki, aur hum police walon se hasi majak karne lage, aur main departure ki taraf chala, fir mere ko yaad aaya,
Main - Amit, tera ticket dikhna,
Usne apna ticket ka printout dikhaya,
Main - economy main jayega kya ? tu mere Vanita ka bhai hai, mera saala hai, chal mere sath,
Main security par karke under gaya aur Vistara counter pe jo ladki baithi thi usko bola,
Main - i want to upgrade this ticket, to business class from economy,
Ladki - just a minute sir,
Itne main do police wale aagye,
Police - kaha ja rahe ho Deependra Bhai,
Main - main nhi ja raha, yeh mere saale ji hain, inka ticket upgrade karwana hai,
Police - aap upgrade ke paise mat dena, woh airport manager waise hi kar dega, mere ko do aapka ticket, VIP quota hota hai, aap yahi ruko,
Hum baith gaye, woh 10 minute baad upgraded ticket leke aaya,
Police - lo Deependra bhai,
Main - thank you, kuch du ?
Police - are rahne do, waise hi bhut dete ho aap,
Uske jaane ke baad main wapis nikalne laga, Amit ne jhuk ke mere pao chu liye,
Main - are, yeh kya kar rahe ho aap, aap umar main bade ho mere se,
Amit - kitna rutba hai aapka, har jagah pe, khatarnak aadmi ho aap, murder bhi aise hi kar dete ho, jaise normal kaam ho, mera hospital sirf aap ne chalu kiya, aap bhagwan ho mere,
Main - main aisa hi hu, woh sab sirf tere badi bhen ke liye karta hu,
Amit - jee, Jijaji, hum bhut kush hain, Didi aur aap khub enjoy karo, aap ne humari life bana di,
Main - koi baat nhi, tere bhen ki wajah se tere help kari, tu janta hai,
Amit - jee Jijaji, aap ki kushi main hi humari kushi hai, Didi kitni kush hai aapke sath, bhut pyar karti hai aapse,
Main - hmmm, teri bhen kush rakhti hai mujhe, tu khayal rakhna apna,
Amit - jee, jijaji,
Night club ke office mein shyam ko ghar jate waqt main aur Simran the, Bhabhi bhi thi,
Simran - gaadi konsi legi tu ?
Bhabhi - jo yeh bole,
Simran - yeh ? dewar hai tera, pati nhi hai, chota hai umar main, isko tu bola kar, mere jaise,
Bhabhi - nhi, inko ijjat dungi,
Simran - idhar aa, baith iski god main, tu ijjat degi to yeh tere ijjat se khelega fir, pakad le isko aur kiss kar, boobs masal ache se, woh Vanita ke paas konsi gaadi hai, Deependra,
Main - BMW, Preeti ke pass bhi BMW 3-series hai,
Simran - thek hai, Preeti jaisi dilwade, color bol,
Bhabhi - jee red,
Simran - kal lena, red colour ki BMW, gift tere ko,
Bhabhi - jee thanks,
Simran - jab galiyan dete thi humko, tab jyada maja aata tha ki ab aa raha hai,
Bhabhi - jee, sorry, ab aa raha hai,
Simran - tu chodega kya ? tere Bhabhi ko abhi ?
Main - nhi, ghar jana hai, Sarabjit wait kar rahi hai,
Simran - chal thek hai, aur khel le apni Bhabhi se, chuswa le,
Main - nhi hogya, chalo,
Bhabhi - Sarabjit aapki mummy hai ?
Simran - haa, mummy khana bana ke wait kar rahi hogi, sath khate hain na hum,
Bhabhi - jee, acha, mere ko pata nhi tha,
Hum dono muskarane lage aur waha se nikal gaye,
Simran hasne lagi,
Simran - khana sath khate hain, ha ha ha,
Main - aur kya bolti tu ?
Simran - kal bhut acha laga, mummy aur tere sath chipak ke sona, kal maine unke boobs feel kiye, bhut hi beautiful hain, firm, tight, mast,
Main - tu neeche bhi to hath fer rahi thi,
Simran - gayi thi chut tak, fir ruk gayi, wasie mummy ne roka nhi mere ko,
Main - jab usne permission de di, ab bhar bilkul muh mat marna,
Simran - promise, Naagraj ko pata chala na, maa chod denge meri,
Main - hmmm,
Night club acha famous hogya, Preeti aayi aur ek hi kaam, rates badao, ruk ja bhenchod, nhi drinks aur snacks ke rates badao, khair Simran ne sambhal liya,
Simran - abhi teen mahine kuch mat bol, primary period hai, sales mat dekh, footfall dekh, DJ ko dekh,
Bhabhi - jee do ladkiyan bhi aayi thi DJ ke liye, mere ko young lagi, resume le liya maine,
Preeti - kitni young hai, dekhna mere ko,
Simran - ek to tu yeh line chhod de, nhi to mummy ne warning de hai, bol Deependra,
Main - Preeti yeh lesbian sex chhod de,
Preeti - please don't interfere in my personal life,
Simran - malum hai na, Naagpanchami ko kya hota hai, tere aisi taisi kar denge woh,
Bhabhi - kya hota hai,
Main - kuch nhi, Pooja hoti hai, bas, Sarabjit manti hai na, isliye,
Bhabhi - aap Chachi ki mummy ka naam lete ho,
Simran - haa, mummy ne bola tha, tere ko problem hai ?
Bhabhi - jee sorry,
Simran - hmmm, maan ja Preeti, nhi to wapis sasural jayegi, mummy bhej degi,
Preeti - jab tak Deependra hai, koi nhi bhej sakta mere ko, hai na Deependra ?
Main - dekh, final authority to Sarabjit hi hai, tu maan ja na, samajh baat ko, jaruri hai kya,
Preeti - hmmm, mere ko acha lagta hai,
Simran - niti ke virud hai, mat le panga, Deependra ki peth dekhi hai na, tu bata tu saja jhel legi ?
Preeti - acha main mummy se baat karungi,
Simran - haa, thek hai,
Main - haa thek hai,
Ghar pe,
Sarabjit - koi baat nhi karni, jo niti ke virud jayega, woh marega, yehi satya hai, tere ko jana hai ja, lekin Naagpanchami pe tu Pooja main nhi baithegi aaj ke baad, agar Naagraj ne tere muh pe tere saja tah kardi to ?
Preeti - itna seriously kon leta hai,
Sarabjit uth ke mere hath pakad ke apne sath bedroom main legyi, aur kapde kholne lagi, main bhi khol ke bed pe let gaya, woh leti, aur mere ko apne uper keech liya, hum dono khamosh rahe, fir thodi der baad Simran humare sath chipak gayi, hum teeno sath so gaye, koi baat nhi howi,
Agle din maine Preeti ke door pe knock kiya, breakfast kar ke, Simran neeche chali gayi thi, gaadi main baithne,
Preeti - kya hua, subah subah jaga diya,
Main - tu beer bar nhi jayegi aaj se,
Preeti - kyu ? aisa kya howa ?
Main - naya manager rakh dunga, agar koi problem khadi ki to Zirakpur bhej dunga,
Preeti - tu mere ko pyar karta hai, tu aisa kuch nhi karega,
Main - main aisa hi karunga, bas, madarchod ek baat samjh nhi aayi, tere ko kisne mana kiya, Sarabjit ne, woh Sarabjit hai, uska decision final hota hai, tu insaan nhi hai, mar jayegi, niti mat tod, main nhi help karunga,
Preeti - please help me, naukari se mat hata,
Main - abhi late ho raha hu, shyam tak decide kar lena, kaha rahna hai, beti ke sath chhodunga Zirakpur, thek hai,
Main gaadi leke hotel ki taraf nikal gaya,
Simran - agar yeh adi rahi to maregi,
Main - really,
Simran - mummy bol rahi thi, hum logon ki penalty maut hoti hai,
Main - oh my god, kya karen is ladki ka,
Simran - kuch nhi kar sakte, jo karna hai, woh khud karegi, jeena hai ya marna hai,
Main - Naagraj maar denge ?
Simran - hmmm,
Main - woh to saans keech lete hain,
Simran - hmmm,
Main - aur tere ko ?
Simran - main repeat offender nhi hu, woh hai,
Main - kuch karo yaar,
Simran - kuch nhi ho sakta, niti hai na,
Main - Sarabjit kuch kar sakti hai ?
Simran - pata nhi,
Main - fir kon ?
Simran - khud Preeti, mujhe lagta hai,
Main - kaise, chhod de,
Simran - hmmm,
Main - yaar, maa chud gayi uski jindagi ki,
Simran - hmmm,
Main - dekhte hain kya hota hai,
Din main Joginder ji ke ghar paunch ke Sangeeta ko phone kiya,
Main - aaja rani, main pauch gaya hu,
Sangeeta - jee, bas nikal gayi main, aapse baat bhi karni thi,
Main - aaja na, loda khada hai,
Sangeeta - hmmm, mera bhi bhut jee hai, ab to bhut miss karti hu aap ko, raat bhar,
Main - hmmm, aaja, chodu tere ko,
Sangeeta - bas, 10 minute,
Jab woh aayi, to main room main kapde khol ke leta tha, woh ek ghante se jyada nhi rukti thi, Sangeeta aur aunty sath room main aaye, mere ko samajh nhi aya, Sangeeta dress kholne lagi, aunty ne door lock kiya,
Sangeeta - aunty keh rahi hai ki inko dekhna hai,
Main - mere ko problem nhi hai, tujhe ?
Sangeeta - bilkul nhi, meri mummy jaisi hain,
Main - chal thek hai, aaja choos le, 69 main hoja,
Hum dono karte rahe aunty humare sath let gayi aur hum dono pe hath ferne lagi,
Aunty - aur ache se chat iski chut, jeeb under tak daal de,
Baad main maine Sangeeta ko set kiya aur chodne laga, woh machalti rahi aur mere ko kas ke pakad liya, aunty mere hips pe hath ferne lagi, maine jee bhar ke choda aur fir hum nange hi lete rahe, aunty chai leke ayi,
Sangeeta - aap se mere husband ki baat karni thi
Main - bol kya baat hai ?
Sangeeta - bhut hi akward behave karne laga hai, late aana, bete se bhi baat nhi karta, na mere se
Main - work load jyada hoga na, thak jata hoga,
Aunty - tere ko ignore kar raha hai na,
Sangeeta - jee, ek tarah se,
Aunty - jarur koi affair hoga,
Main aunty ko gusse se dekha, woh chup hogyi,
Sangeeta - aap ko bhi lagta hai affair hoga ?
Main - nhi re, tension mat le, kaam jyada hoga,
Sangeeta - chalo main jau, office main kam hai,
Jab woh chali gayi to aunty mere lode ko choos rahi thi,
Main - tu chup raha kar bhen ki lodi, jyada gyan mat diya kar, janta hu, woh apni secretary ko chodta hai, hone de na divorce, mera hi fayda hai,
Aunty - sorry, maine itna aage nhi socha,
Main - fir mere pe dependent rahegi, samajhi,
Aunty - hmmm, sorry,
Main - chutiya aurat, choosti rah, tu,
Shyam ko ghar jate waqt, main aur Chachi sath main night club hoke ghar jate the,
Office main Bhabhi aaj skirt aur shirt main thi,
Simran - aaj tu badi sexy lag rahi hai, aaja, apne dewar ke god main baith ke sale bata kaisi hai,
Bhabhi aaram se baith gyi aur kiss karne lagi,
Bhabhi - jee achi hai, baki aap laptop pe dekh lo,
Simran uth ke uski chair pe baith gyi aur dekhne lagi,
Simran - panty pehni hai kya ?
Bhabhi - nhi, jaise aap ne bola tha,
Simran - hmmm, isko table pe baitha ke fuck karde, Deependra, ache se chut mar de iski,
Main bhabhi ko utha ke table pe baitha diya aur tange khol di, aur chodne laga,
aaaah aaaahhhhhh ooooh uuuffff aaaaah aaaah aaaaah aaaaaaahhhhhhh aaaah
Simran - tange utha le, jyada jayega, utha ke thok,
aaaah aaaaah eeeeeiiiii aaaahhhhhh ooooh uuuffff eeeeeiiiii aaaahhhhhh ooooh uuuffff aaaaah aaaah aaaaah aise hi karte raho aaaahhhhhh uuuffff uuuffff
Simran humare paas aake khadi hogyi, aur bhabhi ke sharir pe hath ferne lagi,
Simran - daily fuck bhut jaruri hai tere liye, tu jawan hai na, khub chut marwaya kar, jor se chod isko, thok de saali main, mere ko iski cheekhen sunni hai,
aaaah aaaaah eeeeeiiiii nahiiiii aaaaah eeeeeiiiii nahiiiii aaaaah eeeeeiiiii aaaahhhhhh ooooh
Simran - thodi gand utha ke shot marta raha, acha chod raha hai na Deependra tere ko ? maja aa raha hai ? aur jor se maar iski chut main,
aaaah aaaaah eeeeeiiiii nahiiiii aaaaah eeeeeiiiii aaaahhhhhh ooooh baaassss uuuffff eeeeeiiiii fat gyi hai eeeeeiiiii aaaahhhhhh ooooh
Bhabhi table pe padi rahi, main saaf karke wapis aaya, aur hum nikal gaye ghar ke liye,
Simran - ache se dhoya na ?
Main - hmmm, sabun se,
Simran - hmmm, khol main choos du, acha lagta hai choosna tera loda, aaj mummy ko chodega kya ?
Main - hmmm, agar Sarabjit bolegi,
Simran hasne lagi,
Simran - woh to sharab pi legi to chut chatwane lagti hai, fir chudegi, kitni sunder hai na mummy,
Main - hmmm,
Ghar pe alag hi mood tha, Sarabjit ne mere hath pakad ke room main le gayi, aur kiss karne lagi,
Main - kya ?
Sarabjit - jo bhi kiya woh Preeti ki bhalai ke liye kiya hai, aap tension mat lena,
Main - kya kiya hai ? bata na,
Sarabjit - iske dimag se lesbian sex nikal diya, aap isko rest karne do, fir kaam pe wapis bhen dena,
Main - bata na, kaise kiya tune, ab yeh kabhi lesbian sex nhi karegi ?
Sarabjit - sochegi bhi nhi, dimag se nikal diya, aap kya karoge jaan kar, fresh ho jao fir chat dena mujhe, ache se, aur fuck kar dena,
Main - thek hai, jo to bole,
Sarabjit - ab sirf normal sex karegi woh, aapke sath, bas,
Main sochta huwa bathroom main chala gaya,
