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Update 132


Subah Preeti coffee leke ayi, maine usko chaddar main keech liya, woh mera loda masalne lagi, main coffee pi raha tha,
Main - kush hai tu ? Beer Bar gayi, kaisa laga ?
Preeti - acha laga, Didi ko utha do,
Main - Simran uth ja, waise woh uth gayi thi, tere aane se pehle, abhi meeti neend le rahi hai,
Preeti muskarane lagi,
Main - choosegi ?
Preeti - haa, lekin aaj aapke sath chalungi, bhut pasand hai apke sath time spend karna,
Main - chal fir, abhi hum naha dho len, fir tere bhen ko chod lu, fir breakfast karke chalte hain,
Preeti - main choos lu, jab tak Didi uthe, aur coffe pi le,
Main - haa choos le,

Simran ko Hotel chhod ke hum dono office chale gaye, waha din bhar busy the, Preeti sath thi isliye Riya ko bhi nhi pela, acha nhi lagta, yeh ilaaj ke baad thodi slow hogayi thi, main iski fikar main bhut upset tha, office main sofe pe baith gaya woh mere jang pe sir rakh ke so gayi, main accounts walon ko bula ke hisab dekhta raha, fir humne hotcase se lunch kiya, woh fir mere jang pe so gayi, main kya karta, fir bhi kaam to karna tha, usko cushion diya do bar, woh nhi mani, meri jang pe hi sona hai, shyad usko dar tha ki main usko chhod ke chala jaunga, main kaha jata, lekin chalo, acha hai, maine shyam tak aise hi kaam kiya, jab woh uth gayi to hume orange juice aur Vodka pi, fir hum Chachi ko lene nikal gaye,
Chachi ke sath ghar aaye, aur Sarabjit kitchen main thi, hum teeno naha ke drawing room main baith gaye aur pine lage, ki Bhabhi ka phone aaya, main Chachi ko bata ke uper flat main gaya, bacche dining table pe baithe homework kar rahe the, maine wahi decide kiya ki inko kal do study tables inke room main lagani hai,
Bhabhi kitchen se aayi, saari pheni huwi thi, woh mere paas khadi hogyi, maine uski gori kamar main hath daal ke mere paas kiya, aur uske baal sungne laga,


Bhabhi - bacche hain, dekh rahe hain,
Main - chote hain, unko ghanta samajh aayega, main unki maa ke sath kya karta hu, tere badan ki kushbu achi aa rahi hai,
Bhabhi - nahai thi abhi, mat karo baccho ke samne touch, acha nhi lagta hai, maa hu inki,

Main - tere muh mein loda daal du, aise aur bacche nikal du teri chut chod ke, chikni,
Bhabhi - hmmm, room main chalo, please,

Maine uski kamar main hath daal ke apni taraf keecha, woh mere. seene se chipak gayi, maine aisi halat main uske baccho ke paas khada hogya, aur uski kamar masalne laga,
Main - kal tum dono ko nayi study tables milenge, thek hai, kal se apne room main homework karna, dinning table pe nhi,
Bacche - jee Chacha,
Main - haa, tum dono ache se padhai karna,
Bacche - jee chacha ji,
Main - Megha, darling, naha ke sexy lagti hai tu,
Main ache se uski gand dabane laga
Bhabhi - room main chalo, yaha baccho ke samne nhi, inko homework karne do,
Bacche - mummy, Chacha kaha ja rahe ho aap
Main - teri mummy ko dawai chahiye, wohi dena ja rahe hain iske room main, muh mein dalunga dawai iske, fir usko choosegi teri maa,
Bacche - mummy bimar hai ?
Main - haa, garam hogya hai, iska yeh chikna sharir, isliye tere mummy ko thanda karunga main, ache se, phele iske muh mein dunga main fit teri maa ko leta ke iske tange khol ke check karunga,
Bacche - kya dawai doge chacha aap
Bhabhi - kuch nhi denge, tum dono homework karo, aap chalo ab meri room main,
Main - ruk ja, baccho thek se padhai karna, man laga ke, baki tumhari mummy ko main khub ache se thandi karunga main, aisi gori chikni maa hai tumhari, iska ilaaj main karunga, saali chikni ki tange faila ke,

Bhabhi sharmane lagi aur mere ko keechti howi apne room main le aayi , Bhabhi ne mere ko bed pe gira diya aur khud uper gir gayi, aur kiss karne lagi,
Bhabhi - kya kya bol dete ho, baccho ke samne, sharm nhi aati, unki maa hu main,
Main - sharm to aurat ka gehna hai, aur main ab tera pati hu, chut main marunga tere, fir kaisi sharm, lode se khub chodunga tujhe, tu mera maal hai, saali teri bhen chod di, teri maa bhi chodunga main, le choos mera loda,

Bhabhi - haa chod lena, waise dusri bhen ko bhi chodna hai kya ? Jaipur wali ko ? achi lagi ?
Main - sabse choti wali ? Bilkul, set kar saali ko,
Bhabhi - set hi hai, apna rishta malum hai usko,

Maine lete huwe loda bhar nikala, aur uska sir pakad ke lode pe kiya, woh choosne lagi,
Main - pura choos saali, bhaiya nhi dikhe, aaye nhi kya ?
Bhabhi - wohi to batana hai, unki staff ki ladki ke sath apne room main hain,
Main - to kya hua ? tu unko pasand nhi karti, mujhe karti hai, apn dono unke samne pati patni jaise rahete hain, usko bhi jene de, maje karne de, agar koi aati hai to aane de, uska bhi jee hota hoga, chut chodne ka, tu usko degi nhi,
Bhabhi - hmmm, maine aisa nhi socha, lekin usko ghar le aaya tere bhai,
Main - tune bhi mujhe bulaya, mere uper leti hai, main tera pati thodi hu, dewar hu, chudti hai mujhe, problem kya hai ? bhai hai woh mera, maine ghar diya hai, agar tu uske sath rahna chahati hai to bol de, ladki ko abhi baal pakad ke nikal deta hu, saali ko laaten marta howa,

Bhabhi - nhi kabhi nhi, tere bhai ke sath nhi kar sakti, pasand nhi hai,
Main - to bhen ki lodi, jal kyu rahi hai, ulta usko chai bana ke pila, ache se pesh aa, problem kaha hai, main chahiye tha, mila tujhe, gaadi di, makaan diya, bhai ki salary se double se jyada paise de raha hu, kitna kamati thi work from home main, woh IT company kitna deti thi,
Bhabhi - 45,000
Main - ab bol, ek lakh assi hazar de raha hu, tu layak hai kya itne paise ki ? kya kaam karti hai wahan, ek 20,000 main manager rakh lu, wohi kar dega, saali kutti, tere ko 45 lakh ki gaadi de hai, 3 crore ke flat main rahti hai, tere ko fir bhi mere bhai ko dukhi karna hai ?
Bhabhi chup leti rahi,
Main - chal uth, khadi ho,
Bhabhi - kaha chalu ?
Main - kitchen main, chai bana, meri nayi wali bhabhi ke liye, bhen ki lodi, attitude bhut hai, maa chod dunga agar natak kiye phele jaise, thapad khayegi aur belt se gand lal kardunga,

Maine waise hi kamar pakad ke chipaka ke kitchen main le gaya, woh chai banti rahi, main uske boobs masalta raha aur saari main hath daal ke chut main ungli karta raha, chai usne cups main daal ke tray main rakhi,
Main - ja deke aaa chai,
Bhabhi - nhi hoga mujhe,
Main - sab hoga, nayi bhabhi ka naam Arzoo hai, ja chup chap knock kar, aur chai de ke aa, ache se, baat karna usse,

wapis Bhabhi sharmane lagi aur tray utha ke bhar gayi,

fir bhaiya ke room pe knock kiya, main kitchen ke bhar khada dekhta raha, bhaiya ne door khola, isne under baithi Arzoo ko ache se hai bola, aur tray deke wapis aake mere paas khadi hogyi,

Main - good, attitude bhul ja, acha laga tera yeh behaviour,
Bhabhi - main yeh jindagi main nhi karti,
Main - sab karegi tu, rand, jo main bolunga, mera loda choosegi, gand marwayegi mujhse,
Bhabhi - yaha kyu khade ho, room main chalo na,

Main - nhi, yahi thek hai, aa mere paas, tere chut main ungli karu,
Bhabhi - bacche hain, dinning table pe,
Main - unka baap ab main hu, tu unki maa hai, aur pata hai Papa mummy ke sath kya karte hain

Bhabhi sharmane lagi aur mere main gus gayi, aur mere seene main gus ke hasne lagi,
Main - loda masal mera, pant ke upar se,
Bhabhi - baat ko samajho, bacche hain, room main chalo,
Main - nhi, unko bhi malum hona chahiye, Papa mummy kya karte hain, akele main, mummy papa ko kaise kush karti hai, loda choos ke papa ka, aur woh uski chut chodte hain nangi karke,

Bhabhi sharmane lagi, aur baccho ki taraf peth karke mere lode ko pant ke upar se dabane lagi,

Maine ek hath se to uski kamar pakad rakhi thi, dusre se uske chin ko upar kiya, aur mera muh uske muh pe rakh diya, Bhabhi aakhon se ishara kar rahi thi ki peeche bacche hain, maine uske muh mein jeb daal di, woh aakhen band karke enjoy karne lagi, aur mere se lipat gayi, hum dono khub der kiss karte rahe, bacche nhi dekh sakte the, yeh aise hi dar rahi thi, aur jab bhaiya ke room ka door ka lock khula, Bhabhi mujhe chhod ke jaldi se apne room main bhag gayi,

Bhaiya ke room se Arzoo bhar aayi, aaj usne western dress pheni thi, white shirt aur skirt, woh main door ki taraf jaane lagi, achanak mujhe kitchen ke gate pe khada dekh ke ruk gayi, hairaan hoke dekhne lagi, main muskara diya, woh sharmane lagi, ek baar bhaiya ke door ko dekha, fir dinning table pe padte baccho ko, fir muskurate hue mere paas aake khadi hogyi, maine dheere se uske shirt ka button khola, woh bhi neeche dekhne lagi main kya kar raha hu, fir maine dusra button khola, woh bhut dheree se boli,
Arzoo - kya kar rahe ho Deependra, nangi karoge mujhe ?
Main - hmmm,

Hum dono muskarane lage, usne har taraf ek baar nazar daali, fir aage hoke mere ko kiss kiya aur apni jeeb mere muh main daal di, maine ache se uski skirt main hath daal ke uski panty pe fera, woh machal uthi, aur mere kaan main boli,
Arzoo - kya chahiye tujhe Deependra ?
Main - kyu aayi thi yaha, chudne ?
Arzoo - nhi re, financial year end hai, isliye account mein locha tha, aayi thi na tere Bhabhi chai leke hum laptop pe dekh rahe the, chudai tere office mein hi karte hai hum,
Main - acha, main socha ki tu chudi abhi,
Arzoo mere ko chipaki rahi, aur mere kaan main boli,
Arzoo - nahi bhai, kyu mere button khol raha tha tu, bol na kya chahiye tujhe,
Main - neeche chal, mere sath,

Hum dono flat se bhar lift ke samne khade the, ungliyan pakad ke, ek dusre ki, woh muskara rahi thi, aur mere paas aake khadi hogyi,
Arzoo - apan kaha ja rahe hain,
Lift khul gayi, maine uski peth pe hath rakh ke under aaye, aur neeche ka button dabaya,

Woh lift main mere seene pe sir rakh ke mujhe kiss karne lagi, main uske hips masalne laga,

Neeche bhar nikal ke hum dono parking main gaye, maine chalte howe parking lot ki kuch lights band kardi, aur jab mere X-7 BMW ke paas aaye to, waha andhera tha, maine aage ka door khola, Arzoo aage hoke baithne lagi, maine usko kamar se pakad liya aur seat pe jhuka diya, skirt upar kari panty neeche ki, tange faila di, ache se khol ke, woh jhuki howi mud ke mujhe dekhne lagi, maine apni zip khol ke loda bhar nikala, woh haste howe apne sir ko neeche kiya, maine uski chut pe ragadne ke baad, push kiya,
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Maine uski kamar ko ache se pakad ke jor jor se chodne laga
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Maine uske under maal chhod diya, woh padi rahi, maine usko utha ke gaadi main daala, aur door band kiya, fir gaadi start ki, woh apni panty khol ke apni chut aur tange saaf karne lagi, itne mein phone baja, woh mere ko phone dekha ke hasi, bhaiya the, woh ek hath mein panty leke apni tange saaf karte howe baat karne lagi, tangon pe lage virye ko, neeche se upar tak, ache se, baat karne lagi, mere bhai se,

Arzoo - haa, cab ke liye wait kar rahi thi, aapka Bhai Deependra mil gaya, haa, iski gaadi main, ghar ja rahi hu, hmmm, acha, hmmm,

Woh baatein karti rahi aur tange khol ke ache se check kiya fir saaf kiya aur fir khadi hoke check kiya, apne mobile ki screen ki roshni main, call on thi, panty se tange saaf karne lagi, jaha jaha sperm laga tha, woh saaf karti rahi aur bhaiya se baat karti rahi,

Arzoo - haa, acha hai kaam hogya, kal koi problem nhi office main, haa thek hai, late hogyi, lekin aapka Bhai hai mere sath, safe hai, haa baatein kam karta hai, abhi bhi main hi kar rahi hu, yeh bhaisahab to chup hain, ha ha ha,

Fir usne phone band kiya aur apne purse main panty fold karke rakh li,

Arzoo sark ke mere paas baith gayi, aur mere kandhe pe sir rakh diya,

Arzoo - that was hell of a great fuck, kabhi socha nhi ki parking main chudungi, aaj parking main bhi chud gayi, kitna maal nikalta hai aapka, puri tange neeche tak beh raha tha, kitna saaf karu, ek to aapka lund itna gaadha kaise hai, kisi din piyoge main isko, tange chip chipi hogyi hai, jake nahana padega, saala ghade jaise loda hai tera, mast chodta hai tu,

Main - shirt ke button band karle, saali,
Arzoo - hmmm, aur batao, waha kyu khade the,

Main - Baccho ko dinning table pe homework karte dekha, kal unko do study tables dene hai,

Arzoo - bhut fikar hai apne bhai ke baccho ki, unki maa ke sath kaisa hai, chut mari uski ?

Main - nhi re, saali main bhut attitude hai,

Arzoo - ek number ki kutti cheez hai, jab tera jee ho, mujhe chod liya kar, meri chut maar liya kar,

Main - thanks yaar, sachi ?

Arzoo - you fuck like hell, cheekhne nikal jaati hain, acha experience hai tere sath, i love it, kitna bada hai tera loda, maa chud jaati hai, sun, Deependra ruk ja, mujhe yahi utar de,

Main - kyu ?

Arzoo - tu samajhta nhi, sab jante hain mohalle wale, tujhe duniya janti hai, tere naam chalta hai seher main, log ek second main shak karenge, waise ab main teri aurat hu, yaad rakhna,

Main - thek hai, ok khayal rakhna apna,

Arzoo - hmmm, chal bye, love you darling, thanks for great fuck, you are amazing,
Hum dono muskarane lage aur main ghar aagya,

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Update 133


Main fir train main Kanpur gaya, shyam thi, main fir uske ghar ke bhar dur khada raha, ek thela tha, khali, maine usko dekha, uske tyre khule the, normally log apne thele ko chain bandh ke jaate hain, maine us thele ko dhakka dete huwe uske ghar ke paas se dheree dheree push karne laga, thela khali tha, mere dimag main koi idea nhi tha, maine kapde se muh ko aadha dhak liya aur thele ko push karne laga, uske ghar ke paas ek gali thi, maine CCTV camera dhundne laga, nhi the gali mein, maine uske ghar ki compound wall ke paas thela khada kiya, aur uspe khada hoke under dekhne laga, under police nhi thi, woh akela apne garden mein chair pe baitha drink kar raha tha, koi nhi tha uske aas paas, maine fir survey kiya, ache se, koi bhi nhi tha, main thele se utar ke kuch dhundne laga, marne ke liye, pistol thi peth pe, lekin shor bhut hota hai, isliye main koi patthar dhund raha tha, nhi mila, main fir thele ko dekhne laga, woh shyad ek dhobi ka tha, usme neeche ek bori main purani istri padi thi, woh hoti hai na jisme koyala se jalti hai, purane jamane ki, maine usko hath mein check kiya, thek lagi, bhari thi, bhut bhari, maine usko pakada aur dheere se dewar pe fir dekha, under koi CCTV camera nhi the, sirf main gate pe the, maine dewar ko uper se uske garden mein dhere dheere se utar gaya aur uske peeche khada hoke jor se woh istri uske sir pe maari, koi dailogue nhi bola, bas seeda mara, woh ludak gaya, main jor jor se marta raha, jab mere ko yakeen hogya ki mar gaya hai, to maine istri utha ke wapis diwar se bahar aaya, istri ko bori se ache se saaf kiya, aur wapis pack kiya, fir thele ko dhakka dete howe uske ghar ke samne se le jake ushi position main khada kardiya, wahan se paidal railway station aagya, ticket li, aur general bogie main baith gaya, aaj bhi seat nhi mili, main bathroom ke bhar corridor main neeche baith gaya, aur sone ki koshish karne laga,

Kuch der baad agla station aagya, log utarne lage, main uth ke seat dundhne laga, ek uper ki berth khali thi, main uspe so gaya, na ghadi thi na phone tha, lekin karib raat do baje maine uth ke dekha, koi harkat nhi thi, sab so rahe the, train chal rahi thi, shor bhut tha, main utar ke wapis bathroom ke paas baith gaya, neend karli thi, ab neend nhi aa rahi thi, maine socha agle station pe chai pi lunga, raat ko coffee to milegi nhi,
Itne mein ek aurat salwar suit main bathroom gayi, main usko dekhta raha, neeche baith ke, woh wapis aayi aur jane lagi, achanak ruk ke mujhe dekhne lagi,
Aurat - tu kon hai, ticket hai ?
Main - jee hai,
Aurat - dekha mere ko, chor lagta hai shakal se,

Maine apna ticket diya, woh ache is usko light ke paas jake dekhne lagi, fir mere ko wapis diya,
Main - aapne ticket manga, aap TT ho ?
Woh mere ko dekhne lagi,
Aurat - tu Delhi ja raha hai, kyu ?
Main - kaam karta hu,
Aurat - kya kaam,
Main - Dawarka main subah, logon ki gaadiyan dhota hu,
Aurat - kitne kama leta hai, ek mahine main,
Main - 15 se 18 hazaar, kabhi kam bhi milte hain,
Aurat - abhi bhi chor lagta hai, mujhe,
Main - ab kya karu, shakal hi aisi hai, aap kon ho,
Aurat - beta chor, main police mein hu, is route pe bhut daku aate hain, choriyan hoti hain, isliye har coach main ek police wala civil dress main detailed hai, yeh dekh mera ID card aur yeh mere jeb mein pistol hai, dekhi hai kabhi ? padna likhna aata hai ?
Main - jee 8 class pass, baap ne padaya tha,
Maine ID card pe naam padha, Shanti Sharma ASI Railway Police,
Shanti - kitna guar se kya padh raha hai tu ?
Main - aapka naam, Shanti Sharma,

Woh hasne lagi aur mere sir pe hath ferte howe boli,
Shanti - wah beta shabash, mera naam padh liya, ab khada hoja,
Main - kyu ?
Shanti - khada to ho, tere ko naam padhne ka inaam milega,
Main khada hogya, aur usko dekhne laga,

Shanti - yeh dekh, sarkari issue pistol, dekhi hai kabhi pistol, filmo main dekhi hogi, yeh asli hai,

Mere ko hasi aagyi, lekin main chup raha, aur hairaan hoke uske hath main pistol ko dekhne laga,
Main - chu ke dekh lu ?
Shanti - pagal hai kya ? sarkari pistol hai, tu nhi chu sakta isko, kyu ki tu police main nhi hai,

Usne pistol wapis apni salwar ki jeb main daal di,

Maine idhar udhar dekha, koi tha, ab mere ko masti suji, bhut hasi bhi aa rahi thi, mere peth pe Austria main bani GLOCK ki imported pistol thi, maine masti main usko wapis bola,
Main - mere paas aapse achi pistol hai, aur usko aap chu bhi sakte ho,
Woh hairaan hoke dekhne lagi mujhe, aur fir mere jeb ki taraf, fir kuch soch ke boli,
Shanti - tere paas pistol hai ?
Main - haa hai,
Shanti - mere pistol se achi ?
Main - haa, aap wali se bhut achi,
Shanti - chal dikha,
Main - dikha to dunga, lekin aap ko chuna padega, main aap jaisa nhi hu, ki mana kar du,

Shanti - ha thek hai, dikha to sahi, main pakka chu ke dekhungi, tere kasam, tu dekha phele,
Main - chalo aakhen band karo,
Shanti - haa, chal band kardi,

Us chalti train main, maine usko dekha fir maine apna loda bhar nikal diya aur uspe hath ferne laga, woh khada hogya tha,
Shanti - aakhen kholu ?
Main - haa, khol lo,

Shanti Sharma ASI Railway Police ne jaise hi aakhen kholi aur mere ko dekha, fir neeche dekha aur hasne lagi jor se,
Main - kya howa ?
Shanti - pagal, yeh kya hai ?
Main - meri pistol hai,

Hum dono muskarane lage, woh mere pass aagyi aur mere aakhon main dekhte howe mere lode ko pakad liya,
Shanti - yehi chahta hai na tu ? ek on duty police wali tera yeh Itna bada loda masale ?
Main - nhi,
Shanti muskara kar boli,
Shanti - fir kya chahata hai tu ? besharm, bol de,
Main - neeche baith ke choos isko,

Shanti meri aakhon main dekhti rahi, fir mera loda pakad ke bathroom me le gayi,
Shanti - chal under, bahar nhi choosungi, yaha choos dungi, bathroom main,
Main - choosne ke baad main chodunga tujhe,
Shanti choosne lagi, neeche baith ke,
Shanti - hmmm, chod lena, acha bada loda hai, mast lamba hai,

Main - fir choos ache se bhen ki lodi,
Main uske sir pe hath ferne laga aur woh mere loda ache se choosne lagi,
Kafi der choosne ke baad, maine usko bola,
Main - salwar khol le, aur wash basin pe baith ja,
Shanti - pagal tut jayegi,
Main - are stainless steel ki hai, nhi tutegi, Indian Railways ki hai, majbut hai,
Shanti muskara kar boli,
Shanti - chal, tu utha ke baitha de,
Maine usko utha ke washbasin pe baitha diya, aur uski tange khol di, aur loda uski chut pe ragadne laga,
Main - bol Shanti, kabhi chudi train main?
Hum dono hasne lage,
Shanti - nhi, waise ek baat bol du ?
Main - bol de,
Shanti - tere language itni achi hai, tu Dwarka mein gaadiyan to nhi dhota hai, sahi hu na main ?
Main - sahi baat hai,
Shanti - fir bata kon hai tu ?
Main - chup hoja bhen ki lodi, Delhi main utarne se pehle bata dunga, le loda abhi tu
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Main uski chut main maal chhod ke usse lipata raha, woh bhi mere ko kas ke pakad kar chipaki rahi,
Shanti - tere ko English aati hai na,
Main - sab aati hai bhen ki lodi, Shakespeare bhi,

Woh jor se hasne lagi, aur mere ko kiss kiya,
Shanti - tu ek number ka madarchod hai, bata na kon hai tu, kutte,
Main - rand, bola na Delhi main bataunga,
Shanti - tere ko English mein kuch bolna tha, isliye pucha maine,
Main - bol,
Shanti - i am infatuated with you,
Hum dono hasne lage,
Shanti - samajh aaya ?
Main - obviously,
Ab to Shanti mere ko marne lagi,
Shanti - tu saale koi gaadiyan nhi dhota, tu bhut hi badmash aadmi hai, please bata na kon hai,

Main - darling, bataunga na, Delhi main, promise,
Shanti muskara kar mere ko kiss karne lagi,

Shanti - aaj bhut maja aaya, itna maja mere puri jindagi main nhi aaya, tu bhut pasand hai mujhe,

Main usko hug kar ke khada raha, woh mere ko kiss karti rahi, aur kas ke pakad liya,

Hum dono bogie ki floor pe do lovers ki tarah baithe rahe, pure raste woh mere ko kiss karti rahi, aur mere ko hug karti rahi, darwaje khol ke, humare pair ke neeche jameen daud rahi thi, hum dono us darwaje pe sath baith ke duniya dekh rahe the, kitni bar hume station pe chai pi, ek cup leke, ek dusre ko pilate the, jab Delhi aane laga tu woh bhut betab ho gayi,

Shanti - please bata de, tu kon hai, tere ko mere kasam, choda hai tune mujhe, maine apna sab kuch diya hai tujhe,
Maine usko kiss kiya aur uske kaan main bola,
Main - naam nhi bataunga, haa lekin tujhe main ek cheez dikhani hai,
Shanti - naam kyu nhi batayaga ? kon hai tu ?

Main - mera matlab hai, main naam nhi bolunga, log khud bolenge, tere log,
Shanti - main samjhi nhi, mere log ? kon mere log
Main - wohi sab Delhi main bata chalega,
Shanti muskara kar mere ko kiss karne lagi,

Shanti - chal maan liya, phele cheez dikha,
Main - dekh excited mat hona, station aa rah hai,
Shanti - hmmm, dikha na,
Main - dhyan se sun, mera shirt mere peeche se nikal bhar,
Shanti - hmmm, nikal diya,
Main - hath daal mere peth pe, aur hath fer,
Shanti muskara kar mere peth pe hath ferne lagi, aur chauk gayi,
Shanti - yeh kya hai ?
Main - ghabra mat, keech le bhar,
Shanti ne mere pistol ko bhar nikal ke apne hath main rakh ke dekhne lagi, hairaan hoke,
Shanti - yeh to imported hai, oh my god, pistol,
Main - hmmm, GLOCK hai, Austria ki,
Shanti - loaded hai ?
Main - obviously,
Woh mere seene main gus gayi aur jor se hasne lagi, aur chumne lagi,
Shanti - obviously, tu madarchod, imported pistol leke general compartment main kya kar raha hai?
Main - tu kush hai, mujhe acha laga,
Shanti - bas ab naam bata de apna, le tere pistol wapis,
Maine pistol wapis peth pe chipak li,
Main - bhenchod, bola na, mera naam tere log lenge, bas do minute aur,

Jab train ruki, hum dono sath bahar aaye, main uske kandhe pe rakh dal ke chal raha tha, jaise woh meri biwi ho, woh bhi mere kamar mein hath daal ke chal rahi thi, hum dono parking mein aagye,
Shanti - naam bata na, ab to bahar aagye,
Main - do gypsy khadi hain police ki, tu bol konsi?
Shanti - matlab ? bata na darling,
Main - kis gypsy ke paas jau ?
Shanti - usse kya hoga ? Main samajhi nhi,
Main - tu gypsy bol, fir tamasha dekh,
Shanti ne mere ko kiss kiya, kandhe pe,
Shanti - pheli wali,

Maine uska hath pakad ke bahar khadi police ki pheli wali gypsy ke paas le gaya, under baitha police wala mere ko dekh ke utar gaya, aur mere paas aaya,
Police - jai ho, Deependra bhaiya, aapke darshan howe subah subah,

Hum dono hasne lage, Shanti hairaan kar mujhe pakad ke khadi rahi, fir boli, police wale se,
Shanti - kon hai yeh ? Deependra kon hai ?

Police - madam yeh Deependra Alawat hain, crorepati, daru ka dukane hain, hotel hain, club hain, marriage garden hain, aur mere ko bhi nhi pata kya kya hai, baap hai yaha ka,.

Shanti mere seene main gus gayi, aur hasne lagi, main usko gypsy ke peeche le gaya, hug karte huwe, woh mujhe kiss karti rahi,
Main - kya howa rani ? Sexy jaan, bol na,
Shanti - main kya duniya janti hai, ki Deependra Alawat kon hai, tu crorepati, saale unreserved general compartment main neeche kyu baitha tha ?
Main - paise nhi the,
Yeh bol ke maine usko hug kiya, hum dono hasne lage jor se, woh mere seene pe mukke marne lagi, hum kafi der tak kadhe rahe,

Shanti - i love you Deependra Alawat, saale don hai tu, duniya tere naam se darti hai, tu bhut bada aadmi hai, tune jhut bola mujhe,
Main - koi jhut nhi bola, tune mera ticket check kiya tha,
Woh mere ko fir maarne lagi, haste howe, maine usko fir hug kar liya, woh fir kiss karne lagi,
Shanti - saale chod diya mujhe, gaadiyan dhota hu main, bhenchod jhuta,

Hum dono haste rahe, Shanti ne mera muh pakad ke apni taraf keecha,
Shanti - nhi jee sakti tere bina, pyar karti hu aap se,
Main - main bhi, la number likh ke de,
Shanti - tere paas phone nhi hai ?
Main - nhi hai na,
Shanti - kyu ?
Main - tujhe to pata hai, paise nhi hai,

Woh fir mere ko marne lagi,
Shanti - jhuta saala, ek number ka jhuta, train ke bathroom main chod diya mujhe, ha ha ha,


Maine uske phone main apna number save kiya, aur uska number yaad kiya, last main 433 tha,
Main - chal chalu main,
Police ki gypsy nikalne lagi, main aage baitha tha

Shanti muskara rahi thi, par uski ke aakhon se aansu bhene lage, maine wapis utar kar usko sir pe kiss kiya,
Main - mat ro rani, apan touch main rahenge,
Shanti - pakka phone karega na tu ? jhute,
Main - obviously,
Woh yeh shabd sune ke jor se rone lagi, maine fir usko sir pe kiss kiya,.woh mere ko chhod hi nhi rahi thi, ro rahi thi jor se, bhut jor se,

Maine kaise bhi karke gaadi main wapis baitha, gypsy nikal chuki thi railway station se,