Update 167
Subah jab main utha phone baj raha tha,
Main - haa,
Simran - kitne din hogaye, kab aayega tu,
Main - jee Chachi, aaj shyam tak,
Simran - neend nhi aati tere bina, mummy to kabhi bolti nhi, tu jaldi aa,
Main - jee, sorry Chachi,
Simran - bhut miss karti hu tujhe, tere liye jeeti hu
Main - shyam tak, pakka,
Simran - nhi soungi tere bina aaj, soch lena, i love you na,
Main - jee, aaj aaya,
Subah ready hoke hum dono hotel se nikal rahe the, bill to dena nhi tha, sab maaf tha, hum rehabilitation centre gaye, waha doctor ne Payal ko mana kar diya, bola ek mahine baad aana, hum Gurgaon ke liye nikal pade,
Payal - kyu mana kiya hoga,
Main - sedated hoga, abhi illaj shuru howa hai,
Payal - hmmm, nashedi saala,
Main - love marriage thi teri ?
Payal - hmmm, chutiya thi main, paisa dekh ke jindagi kharab kar li, isse acha kisi majdur se shadi karti, ache se chudti to sahi,
Main - tu akeli nhi hai, har ladki paisa dekhti hai,
Payal - hum sab madarchod hain fir, khud jindagi ki maa chod rahi hain,
Main - paise main bhut takat hai,
Payal - takat hogi, lund nhi hai,
Main muskarane laga, woh mere se chipak gayi,
Payal - tu mujhe apna le,
Main - bhen ki lodi, apna liya na, har ched ko chod diya, aur kaha dalu ?
Payal jor se hasne lagi aur mere kandhe pe kiss kiya,
Payal - tu hotel banayega, Leh Ladakh aur Srinagar main ?
Main - haa, kyu ?
Payal - Neha kaisi lagi ?
Main - konsi chodi hai, business angle pe dhyan de, apne ko paisa chahiye, bas,
Payal - paisa ka junoon hai tujhe ya khun karne ka ?
Main khamosh raha, gaadi chalta raha,
Payal - duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe, mere hisab se tu khuni nhi hai, bhut decent hai,
Main - kaise decent hu main ?
Payal - meri gand mari, kon virgin gand chhodta hai, lekin meri marzi se, tune chhodi, tu decent banda hai,
Main - acha, meri valuation gand marne se hogi,
Payal - hmmm, tu khuni nhi hai,
Main - Payal main hu, tu rahne de,
Payal - nhi, tu nhi hai,
Main - agar abhi road pe, koi humko roke, fir kya karenge apan ?
Payal - paise de denge, looteron ko paise chahiye
Main - chutiya hai tu, tere ko sab milke nhi chodenge kya ? tu konsi bhen lagti hai unki,
Payal mujhe dekhne lagi, aur khamosh rahi,
Main - bhen ki lodi, duniya maha madarchod jagah hai, tu nhi janti,
Payal - mara kabhi kisko tune, kisi ke liye,
Main - hmmm,
Payal - kis ke liye ?
Main chup raha,
Payal - main nhi manti, aur duniya waise nhi hai, jaisi tu sochta hai, tu galat sochta hai,
Maine gaadi dheree kari, aur idhar udhar dekhne laga, ek cheap sa dhaba dikha, maine waha gaadi rok di, aur neeche utar ke paas khet main mutne laga, mera dhyan dhabe pe tha, mutne ke baad main wahi khada raha, do ladke Payal ko dekhte howe paas khade hogaye,
Payal mujhe dekhne lagi, main truck ki peeche chala gaya, dono ladke Payal ko chedne lage, main dekhta raha, woh darwaje ko khol ke Payal ko pakadne lage, ab main truck ke peeche se bhar nikla, aur unke peeche khada hogya,
Main - haa bol, Payal, bhai hain tere ?
Payal chillane lagi,
Payal - pagal ho kya aap ? bacho mujhe,
Main - paise de de,
Ladka - is rand ko chodenge phele, tu kon hai ?
Main - bol Payal, kya karna hai ?
Payal - maar do, mujhe bacha lo,
Main - paise de de, chale jayenge,
Payal - please save me Deependra, I beg you,
Main - duniya dekh li ?
Payal - haa dekh li, yaar bacha le tu, please,
Maine phele ladke ko peth pe laat mari, woh gir gaya, dusre ke muh pe mukka mara, woh apne naak se nikalte khun ko pakad ke peeche howa,
Main - chalen darling, ya marna hai, inko ?
Payal - maar de, abhi maar de, tujhe meri kasam,
Main - ja na, bhen ki lodi, yehi pasand nhi mujhe, aurat jo gyan pele, ab pata chala duniya kaisi hai
Payal - haa, nikal yaha se, abhi nikal, they touched me Deependra, inhone mujhe chuwa,
Main - teri gand bhi marte yeh, duniya waisi nhi hai, jo tum school main padhete ho, duniya maha madarchod jagah hai,
Hum gaadi main nikal gaye, Preeti mere se chipak gayi, pure raste, jab hospital pauche to humko Sonali mili, usne Payal ko gaale lagaya,
Sonali - kaisa tha Deependra,
Main bhi sath khada tha, Payal ne mere paas aake mujhse lipat gayi,
Payal - he is fucking unbelievable, normal nhi hai,
Sonali bhi mere pass aayi,
Sonali - aisa kya howa, jo meri Bhabhi itni impressed hai, aapse,
Main - duniya dikha di, teri Bhabhi ko,
Sonali - mujhe bhi dekhni hai, mujhe bhi dekha,
Payal - pagal hai kya tu ? nhi Deependra isko kabhi mat dekhna, tujhe mere kasam, duniya bhut gandi hai, Sonali, kabhi mat dekhna,
Baad main Neeta ke sath beer bar chale gaya,
Neeta - mummy ko phele fuck chahiye, jab ki Chachi ki mummy ne clearly bola hai isko, mujhe dekho, sirf Saturday night milti hai,
Main - rahne de, tu janti hai ki teri maa ko kyaa sex chahiye, oversexed hai, pati mar gaya saali ka, kon chodega isko,
Neeta - main bhi ab aapko husband manti hu, bhaiya,
Main - kyu ? manti hai to bhaiya kyu bol rahi hai,
Neeta - bachpan se aadat hai, husband isliye kyu ki aap mujhse bacche karoge,
Main - dhyan se sun, Neeta, paisa bhut jyada hai, abhi bhi do nayi 5 star Hotels ki deal karke aaya hu, baby isliye bacche karne hai, tere se do char aur teri bhen se panch che, samajh gayi tu,
Neeta - hmmm, kar lena, jitne chahiye,
Jab hum Preeti ko mile, woh aur Neeta bhut kush thi, hum uski office main baith ke drink kar rahe the, maine naye hotels ka bataya,
Preeti - yeh last maan lo, aur expand mat karna,
Neeta - haa yaar Preeti, akela kitna expand karega, bhaiya,
Preeti ne aage hoke Neeta ke gaal pe kiss kiya,
Preeti - tu bhut hi jyada cute hai, tere bacche bhut sunder honge,
Neeta sharmane lagi, aur mere main gus gayi,
Main uski peth pe hath ferte howe bola,
Main - degi na bacche mujhe, khub bacche degi, hai na Neeta,
Neeta - hmmm, kar lena, jitne chahiye aapko,
Preeti - she is so fucking beautiful, mast tight maal hogi na, isko swimming pool main nangi karke choda kya ?
Main - nhi, Deepika ko choda tha, puri nangi karke, Chachi ne peeche se upar utha liya tha to loda under thok diya ache se daba ke, chudi woh,
Preeti - tu chalegi pool main chudne, hum aur Didi nude swim karte hain waha,
Neeta - really, wow, khub maja aata hoga, aap dono iske samne nude swim karti ho,
Preeti - haa, kyu ? bhai hai mera, mummy ke samne karte hai swim, kya howa, family hai,
Neeta - inka woh dekh fir aapne, bada hai na,
Preeti - nude honge to dikhega, kya hua, tu abhi nikal ke choos le, mujhe koi problem nhi hai,
Maine lode ko bahar nikal liya, Neeta masalne lagi, aur sunghne lagi, main uske sir pe hath ferne laga, Preeti muskara rahi thi,
Preeti - skin peeche kar ke sirf top ko choos,
Neeta - aapko sab pata hai,
Preeti - married thi na, pati mar gaya, tu maje le,
Preeti ne mere pass baith ke mere lips pe kiss kiya, maine Neeta ki taraf ishara kiya, to usne apna hath Neeta ke sir pe rakh diya aur mere muh main jeeb daal di, hum dono kiss karte rahe aur Neeta choosti rahi,
Preeti - teri favourite hai na, Neeta, mujhe bhi bhut achi lagi, bhut hi cute si hai, full maje aate honge tujhe iski gand marne main,
Main - hmmm, saali mast tight hai, khub maja deti hai mujhe, gori chikni, daba ke marta hu,
Preeti - khub mara kar, ab teri hi hai, iske bacche bhi bhut sundar honge,
Main - hmmm, iski maa bhi ready hai, lekin Sarabjit ne mana kar diya, badi age ki hai, complications ho sakte hain,
Preeti - isko pool main chodna tu, pani main, main utha lungi, tu ache se thokna,
Main - plan karte hain, kyu Neeta, apan pool main fuck karen,
Neeta - hmmm,
Preeti - abhi fuck kar do,
Main - nhi, Neeta gaadi main chud legi, kai bar chudi hai gaadi main, chal Neeta, chalen,
Neeta - bas, isko under kardu, chalo, bhaiya,
Raste mein, Neeta puchne lagi,
Neeta - aap nange swim kar lete ho Chachi aur uski bhen ke sath ?
Main - hmmm, kyu ?
Neeta - yaar bhaiya, aapka loda to dekho, woh khud itni sexy hain, aapka khada hogya to ?
Main - pani main hote hain, kya dikhaga,
Neeta - unko to dikhega na, unki chut aur boobs saaf dikhte honge, fir aapka khada hona lajmi hai,
Main - itna dimag mat laga, aisa kuch nhi hota, mere to kabhi khada nhi howa, unke sath,
Neeta - how strange, agar main ek ladki hoke unke sath nude swim karti hu, mera pata nhi kya haal
hoga,
Main - jis din karenge us din dekhna,
Neeta - aap bhi pool main utaroge na, mere sath
Main - haa, tabhi to tu chodegi mujhse pool main,
Neeta - bhut alag experience hoga, pakka jaungi main, apan sab nude honge na,
Main - hmmm,
