Update 200
Subah jab Preeti humare sath gaadi main baithne lagi, main dil main hasne laga, fir Chachi boli,
Simran - kya chahiye tujhe ? dekh Preeti, tu meri bhen hai, mujhe yeh sab bilkul pasand nhi hai, tu inke sath murder karene jaye, aisa thodi hota hai, koi game nhi hai na,
Preeti - woh mujhe mummy ne allow kiya tha, Didi,
Simran - tu bol, yeh achi baat hai kya,
Preeti - nhi Didi, sorry,
Simran - baith ja tu, humare sath, lekin agar tu gayi fir se, to tu dekhna,
Preeti - nhi Didi, sachi, promise,
Simran - aap kyu muskara rahe ho, aap gaadi chalo na,
Main - haa,
Simran - pata hai mujhe, tu bhut pyar karta hai Preeti ko, lekin bacchi ko mat le jaya karo aap,
Main - yaar Chachi, aisa kuch nhi hai, tu mere jaan hai baby, tujhe fuck deta hu main roj subah,
Simran - lekin bacchi ko kyu le gaya murder pe,
Main - woh teri maa ne allow kiya tha,
Simran - fir karega tu ?
Main - nhi, yaar bas kar na, fuck hogaya bhut,
Simran - acha woh Chandigarh ka kya hua,
Main - jaisa tu bole, woh dega, ab kush ?
Simran - hmmm, aaj kal kon hai,
Main - woh last Nagma ki maa, bas, flat pe mari,
Simran - hmmm, mujhe bata diya karo, aap,
Jab hum Chachi ko hotel main chhod ke mere office ja rahe the, Preeti meri god main baithi thi,
Preeti - fuck, bhut darta hai tu, Didi se,
Main - hmmm, tu saali bhi to bheegi billi bani thi,
Preeti - main koi nhi darti hu Didi se,
Main - ja na saali, bhenchod apni bhen ke samne aawaz nhi nikalti hai teri,
Preeti - haa, tu bada Didi ko kuch bol pata hai, ja na, saale,
Hum dono aise hi haste howe office main aa gaye, waha busy ho gaya main, Preeti sab kuch dekh ke aayi aur mere paas aake khadi hogayi,
Preeti - bete, tera work load jyada ho gaya hai, tujhe ek manager rakhna chahiye,
Main - kaam to bhut hai, aake yeh marriage garden ka account mein fasa hu, dusre ka baki hai, bhenchod kab tak khatam hoga,
Preeti - ruk Anjali ko drinks ka bol du, waise hai koi teri najar main, jo educated ho aur kaam ko dekh le, tu kyu itna kaam karta hai,
Main - hmmm, nhi hai yaar, tu baith ke woh baki accounts dekh le,
Preeti - neeche dekh ke aayi hu, la aur kya dekhu main, mujhe iPad de, main dekhti hu,
Anjali drinks leke aayi, aur mere paas aake khadi hogayi, main uske hips masalne laga, laptop pe accounts dekhte howe,
Main - idhar baith, meri god main, saali tu pasand hai mujhe, meri bacchi, kab aayega tera pati,
Anjali sharmake Preeti ko dekhne lagi,
Preeti - baith ja,
Main - tu permission leti hai kya Preeti se,
Anjali - hmmm, Didi ne bola tha mujhe, kuch bhi kare, Didi permission dengi,
Main - wah Preeti, itna jyada control ?
Preeti - obviously, tujhe problem hai kya ? bete,
Main - nhi, meri maa, koi problem nhi hai,
Main Anjali ko kiss karne laga, woh mera muh pakad ke mujhse chipak gayi,
Anjali - fuck, saala sharabi hai, meri leta bhi nhi, pi ke nashe mein so jata hai, aap ko maja aaya na Neha ki mummy ke sath,
Main - hmmm, saali main bhut attitude hai, ab to main hi chodunga saali ko, aisi aurat pasand hai mujhe, aur bata, teri maa saali kaisi hai, woh,
Anjali - aap ab paise mat diya karo, mummy ko, bola hai unhone, sirf fuck kiya karo, unko acha nhi lagta hai, paise lena, aapse,
Main - phele to leti thi, teri maa, paise, jab bhi chodta tha main usko,
Anjali - ab meri marriage ho gayi hai na, woh guilty feel hota hai ab mummy ko, woh paise wapis dena chahati hai,
Main - rehne de na, usko bolna ki rakh paise, aur nhi dunga main, agar woh nhi legi to,
Anjali - lekin aap unko fuck to dena, paise nhi legi, aapse, bas,
Main - tu saali badmash ladki, hamesha humari chudai dekhti hai, teri maa aur meri,
Anjali - woh na, jab aap mummy ki tange utha ke shot marte ho fir mummy jab chillati hai, bhut acha lagta hai mujhe, isliye dekhti hu main, he he
Main - saali, isliye tu bhi aise hi karwati hai mujhse,
Anjali - hmmm, bhut pasand hai mujhe yeh style, Didi aap allow karo to main thoda fuck le lu,
Preeti - hmmm, mere samne hi karo, tum dono,
Main - yaar Preeti darling, itna control ?
Preeti - tujhe maine mana to nhi kiya na, bete isko mere samne hi maar, nhi to cancel,
Main - acha meri maa, jaise tu bole, waise galat baat hai yeh, Preeti, bhut possesive hai tu,
Preeti - hmmm, main aisi hi hu, beta,