Update 232
Jab Sahib ke ghar gaya to Madam ne mere ko kas ke pakad ke apne seene se laga ke kiss kiya,
Madam - kaha hai tu, mere pyare bete, meri jaan, muh idhar kar, tujhe main kiss du,
Main - meri rani maa woh busy ho gaya tha, aap naraj ho, aaj to mummy ek dum fresh lag rahi ho aap,
Madam - tere badan ki kushbu se sab kuch bhul gayi hu main, Niharika ko baad mein dekhte hain, abhi tu mujhe kush kar, ache se mummy ki maar dena bete, bhut time ho gaya hai na,
Main - woh mere kaam hai rani maa, lekin tu ruk ja na, Sahib bhi aate honge, bola tha unhone,
Itne mein Sahib ne drawing room main enter kar ke mujhe hug kiya, aur mere ko sofe pe baitha diya, Madam mere ko chipak ke baithi thi, aur mere lode ko masalne lagi, kiss karte howe,
Sahib - Niharika beti ya fir teri mummy ki, kiski lega tu phele bete, tujhe dekh kar acha lagta hai mujhe, dil kush ho jaata hai, ki tu mere sath hai,
Main - Madam ko pasand nhi hai, mujhe inke sath sona hai phele, fir fuck karenge Niharika ko, rani maa ne bol diya hai mujhe, tu phele meri maarna, aapki beti ko baad mein dekhte hain,
Sahib - hmmm, tu hi best beta hai teri maa ka, bhut kush hoti hai teri maa tujhe dekh ke,
Main - rani maa ko pasand hu main, maa phele mera legi, maa ko bhut din se pyar kara nhi hai na,
Sahib - chal apni rani maa ko kush kar le phele, fir meri beti ko kal dekhte hain apan,
Main - chal meri rani maa, bol kaise legi phele tu,
Madam - waise hi, phele peeche se, aap isko kitne doge, phele bol do, bete ko kabhi khali hath nhi bhejungi main, bolo 50 ya fir 100 crore, chal bete 100 bhej dungi main tujhe,
Sahib - jo tu bole, tu bas teri mummy ko kush karde, mujhe yehi chahiye, acha bete mein to safe hu na, mere future safe hai,
Main - jab tak main hu aapke sath, aapka kuch galat nhi hoga, aapki khud ki party aapko chair se hata nhi sakti hai, baki sab main dekh lunga,
Sahib - good good, achi baat hai, tu mera sacha beta hai, maine yeh sab kisi ko nhi boli hai, apne dono beton ko bhi nhi, meri beti Niharika bhi nhi jaanti hai ki tu mere sath hai, is politics ke game main, jaisa tu bolega main wohi karunga,
Main - mere wajah se hi aap safe ho, aur aap koi hata nhi sakta is chair se,
Sahib - sabse jyada tujhe pe bharosa hai mujhe, tu kabhi mera bura nhi hone dega, bas yahi sakoon hai mujhe jindagi mein,
Jab hum kamre mein ja rahe the dono, to,
Madam - peeche se tu lega meri phele na,
Main - haa, meri rani maa, tu chal bedroom main, tujhe to main dhang se deta hu,
Sahib ke pass se wapis aate hue, unhone apne bhanje Yogesh ko bol diya tha, raste mein sharab pine ke liye ruk gaye dono, thodi der main Yogesh ko jyada chhad gayi thi, woh mujhe pakad ke thanks bolne laga,
Yogesh - phele mujhe aap se bhut dar lagta tha, pata hai aap ek number ke khuni ho, lekin jab se mere Mama ji ne aapko meri maa ka khyal rakhne ke liye bola hai, ab thik hai,
Main - kya thik hai, ab tujhe mujhse dar nhi lagta,
Yogesh - thoda sa lagta to hai, par mujhe itna pata hai ki aap mujhe nhi maroge,
Main - acha, aisa kya, kyu nhi marunga main tujhe, main to abhi bhi tujhe maar sakta hu,
Yogesh - nhi maroge na, yeh pakka yakeen hai mujhe, bhaiya,
Maine aage hoke uski gardan pakad li, aur fir main usko dabane laga, uski cheekh nikal gayi,
Yogesh - acha, acha, aap maroge mujhe, sorry, maine socha tha ki,
Main - tune kya socha tha, bhen ke lode,
Yogesh - meri gardan to chhodo,
Maine uski gardan chhod di aur fir dono baith gaye, Yogesh apni gardan ko masalne laga,
Yogesh - yehi ki aap meri maa chodte ho, isliye,
Main - bhen ke lode, sun, main teri maa isliye chodta hu, kyu ki, ek to tera Mama ji yani ki Sahib ne khud bola tha mujhe ki meri bhen ka pati mar gaya hai, woh abhi jawan garam maal hai, koi aur usko chode, ya fir woh bahar nikal ke chude usse acha hai ki aap usko chod diya karo, unhone yehi baat teri maa ko bhi bol di thi,
Yogesh - dusri baat kya hai ?
Main - woh meri personal karan hai teri maa ko chodne ka, mujhe himachali auraten bhut pasand hai, gori chikni jawan auraten, jee bhar ke chodo saaliyon ko, ghodi bana ke, nanga karke raat bhar, teri maa bhi ek number himachali maal hai saali,
Yogesh - hmmmm, thik hai, jab na mummy ko problem hai, na Mama ji ko problem hai, mujhe kyu problem hogi, ab meri maa ek himachali aurat hai, aur jawan hai, koi bahar nikal ke chude usse acha hai ki aap meri mummy ke liye thik ho,
Main - ab samaj gaya tu, bhen ke lode, good,
Yogesh - chalo meri main baat to clear ho gayi, aap please meri ek baat aur clear kar do na,
Main - bol,
Yogesh - papa ne marne se pehle, meri choti bhen ki shadi apne dost ke bete ke sath karwa di thi, woh Banglore main auto chalata hai, sharab pike meri choti bhen Nilu ko roj marta hai, kutta,
Mujhe bhi Nilu pasand thi, main usko yahi pe party main mila tha, lekin main chup raha,
Main - free main nhi marta main kisko,
Yogesh - kitne loge aap meri bhen ko bachane ke liye, mere paas do lakh hain, woh sab le lo aap,
Maine dil mein socha, case serious tha, aur Nilu mujhe pasand bhi thi, aur main baat yeh thi ki itni tight cheez mil rahi thi mujhe,
Main - acha sun, main teri maa chodte hu, tere liye discount hai, mujhe sirf pachas hazar de de,
Yogesh - aap sirf pachas hazar main meri bhen ko bacha loge,
Main - haa, ek aur baat, wapis lane ke baad Nilu mera maal rahegi, final, main hi chodunga teri bhen Nilu ko, bas,
Yogesh - yeh main kaise final kar du, mujhe kya pata ki Nilu ke dil mein kya hai,
Main - acha, apan log, yeh baat Nilu pe chhod dete hain, ab thik hai na, agar teri bhen Nilu ko main pasand hu to tu accept karega rishte ko,
Yogesh - haa, yeh thik hai, agar meri bhen ready hogi to aap hi rakh lena meri bhen Nilu ko, bas aap meri bhen ko us haramzade se bacha lo na,
Main - abhi aadhar card hai tere pass,
Yogesh - haa hai,
Main - bhen ke lode, fir uth, chal mere sath,
Hum dono seeda airport gaye, waha se Bangalore ki flight book kari aur plane mein jaane lage, Yogesh ne mera hath pakad liya,
Yogesh - nhi, mere se yeh nhi hoga,
Main - ab kya hua, bhen ke lode, Niku ko lene chal rahe hain na, madarchod,
Yogesh - bhaiya main kabhi bhi plane mein nhi baitha hu, dar lagta hai mujhe, gand fat rahi hai,
Main - sun chutiye, aeroplane bilkul roadways bus jaisa hota hai, bas iski khidki nhi khulti hai, tu mere sath chal bas, peeche peeche mere,
Jab hum Bangalore pauche, shyam ho gayi thi, usko Nilu ke ghar ka address pata tha, waha par sirf Nilu thi, aur koi nhi, Yogesh ne kaha ki Nilu tu mere sath chal, woh dono airport ke liye nikal gaye, main ruk gaya, unke ghar ke pass,
Yogesh - aap bhi wapis chalo na humare sath,
Main - tu ja, apni bhen ko leke, wapis jaane ke teen ticket le lena, main thodi der main aata hu,
Yogesh - kyu ?
Main - mujhe ek bar milna hai tere jija se, ja na,
Jab usko pati aaya, sharab pike, nashe mein, gali mein andhera tha, aur koi bhi nhi tha, usne ghar ke darwaje par lath maari keech ke, maine peeche se aake uska muh pakad ke seeda ghar ke under le gaya, aur darwaja band kar diya uske ghar ka,
Jab main airport wapis aaya, yeh dono ready khade hue the,
Main - teen ticket le liye tune Yogesh,
Yogesh - haa, yeh rahe, aap naha ke kyu aaye ho,
Main - aise hi, mujhe garmi lag rahi thi,
Hum seeda flight se wapis Chandigarh aa gaye, fir Nilu ko iski maa ke pass le gaye, maa bhut kush hui apni beti ko dekh kar, aur mujhe hug kiya pyar se,
Maa - aap dono drink karo, main kuch snacks bana ke lati hu aap dono ke liye,
Yogesh aur main sharab pine lage fir se,
Yogesh - meri bhen ke pati ne kya bola aapko,
Main - kuch bhi nhi, maine wait kiya, woh aaya hi nhi, to main ghar main naha ke, fir seeda airport aa gaya tumhare paas,
Yogesh - aap naha ke aaye the, lekin kyu ?
Main - haa, mujhe garmi lag rahi thi, isliye,
Yogesh - agar woh yahan aaya fir se Nilu ko lene,
Main - sharabi hai, mujhe nhi lagta woh aayega,
Maa - Yogesh ko dar hai, woh yaha aa sakta hai,
Main - nhi aayega bola na, to nhi aayega, bas,
Jab maine dhang se sharab pi li thi, maine uth ke uski maa ko bola,
Main - daba ke pi li, aaja sote hain,
Maa - hmmm, bas, aap chalo mere kamre mein, main abhi aayi Yogesh ko subah ke kaam bata ke
Jab main kamre mein kapde khol raha tha, uski maa Yogesh ko bata rahi thi,
Maa - subah tu doodh le lena aur fir naukarani se safai karwa lena, yeh bhi kafi time baad aaye hain na, Deependra ji, hum dono subah late hi uthenge, Nilu so gayi hai kya,
Yogesh - haa, mummy, woh aapke sath wale kamre mein hi so rahi hai,
Maa - fir thik hai, meri bacchi ne bhut suffer kiya tha us saale sharabi ke sath, aaram karne de bhen ko, tu bhi time se so jana, aur bete, jyada pine ki jarurat nhi hai, tune kafi sharab pi li hai na, ab jake so ja,
Yogesh - jee, mummy, jaata hu main sone,
Yogesh ki maa, jab kamre mein aake, mujhe nanga lete hue dekh ke, muskarate hue apna salwar suit khol rahi thi, mere khade lode ko dekhte hue, loda pura khada hua tha, jisko main masal raha tha, apne hath se,
Main - darwaza band kar leti tu, aawaz bahar jayegi na, raat bhar sone thodi dunga main tujhe,
Maa - nhi, bas yeh parda kafi hai, jaanti hu main, aap bhi kitne dino baad aaye ho, aag lagi hui hai mere under aapko dekh kar, ulta main nhi sone dungi aapko, aaj raat bhar, dekhna aap,
Main - chikni, Yogesh bhi to hai ghar mein aaj, fir bhi maine tujhe kaha ki aaja,
Maa - hmmmm, to kya hua, uske samne hi to aapko maine bola ki aap mere kamre main chalo wahi sona, sab pata hai usko, woh koi baccha thodi hai,
Main - kya pata hai tere bete ko, chikni himachali,
Woh bed pe kapde khol ke mere pass aane lagi, aur dheere se boli, mere lode ko pakad ke dabate hue, fir apni jeebh se usko chaatne lagi,
Maa - sab kuch, yehi ki, aap uski mummy ke sath sote ho , yeh badmash kitna hard hai abhi se, bhut pyara lagta hai mujhe yeh, iski chamdi khol ke dekho, kitna geela hai yeh topa iska, hmmm,
Main - mast aur jaane de isko tu apne muh mein,
Thodi der choosne ke baad Yogesh ki maa mujhse boli, mere lode ko chaate hue,
Maa - asli cheez hai yeh, sab ke naseeb mein thodi hota hai itna pyara mota aur lamba wala, kismat wali ko hi milta hai, itna hard, jaise mujhe,
Main - tu sahi mein bhut naseeb wali hai saali, teri daba ke maa chodunga main aaj raat bhar,
Maa - meri maa nhi, Yogesh ki maa, aa jao mere upar fir, der kis baat ki hai, apne bete ke dost ka lena hai yeh mujhe, aaaaaaahhhhhhh pura daal do aap inko mere under ek bar main, uuuuuffffff
Main - main koi dost nhi hu tere bete ka,
Maa - aisa sochne mein kya jaata hai, mujhe acha lagta hai aapko aisa soch ke,
Maine dekha ki maa ke sath wale kamre ka darwaja thoda sa khula tha, jisme Nilu so rahi thi, dyan se dekha to Nilu ka saya dikha, mujhe,
Maine bhi apne lode ko uski taraf ache se dikha diya, ki Nilu ko mera pura loda dikh jaye, aur fir main bolne laga Yogesh ki maa ko, Nilu ko sunna ke,
Main - mujhe sirf tere jaisi gori chikni himachali auraten pasand hai,
Maa mere lode ko apni chut par ragadne lagi aur,
Maa - ek to main hu himachali aurat, dusri kon hai, aapki najar mein,
Main - teri beti Nilu, kya mast tight maal hogi na beti, ek bar chod lu main teri beti ko, fir dekhna tu
Maa - hmmmm, us sharabi ka itna bada thodi hoga na, usko bhi chod lena aap, meri beti ko, maine kaha mana kiya hai aapko, bacchi aapki hi hai, jab chaho pura istamal karna aap Nilu ko,
Main - mujhe bas wohi chahiye chodne ko, teri beti Nilu ki chut, pakka tight maal hogi na,
Maa - to fir chod lena aap, meri bacchi ko bhi, pakka full tight maal hogi na Nilu beti, daal do na aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh yes aise hi chodo mujhe aap kab chodoge meri beti ko uuuuuuuuuffffff dheere dheere darling loda bada hai aapka yeh mota baccha jayega meri bacchi ke under yes aur tez uuuuuuuuuffffffff Deependra ji aur maro meri aap eeeeeeeeiiiii bhut acha lagta hai mujhe yeh aapka loda uuuuuuuuuffffff dheere dheere karo na mujhe please eeeeeeeeiiiii please ruko main Nilu nhi hu darling main uski maa hu mere sher Nilu ko baad mein chodna aap eeeeeeeeiiiii please dheere dheere karo aap dono ko jyada maja aayega na aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh yes aise hi fuck karte raho aap aaaaaaaaahhhhh yes yes aise hi good ab maja le rahi hu main aaaaahhhh
Jab Yogesh ki maa bathroom mein gayi thi, maine jhat se uth kar Nilu ke kamre ka darwaja khol kar under chala gaya, woh abhi bhi darwaje ke paas khadi thi, maine uska hath pakad ke apne lode pe rakh diya, woh dheere se boli,
Nilu - yeh to bhut geela hai, aapka,
Main - abhi teri maa chod raha tha na, isliye, tu dekh rahi thi na, apne maa ko chudte hue,
Nilu - hmmm,
Main - kaisa hai, acha laga tujhe,
Nilu - bhut hi jyada bada hai yeh to, mummy kaise leti hai isko,
Maa - aaram se, tere under bhi aaram se jayega,
Nilu - hmmmm, pata nhi, jayega ya fir nhi, bhut bada hai na, mujhe please kiss karo na aap, inti der fucking dekh kar garam ho gayi hu main,
Woh mere lode ko dabane lagi, aur fir hum dono kiss karne lage, maine uske hips pakad ke dabane laga aaram se, woh thodi der baad alag hui mere se,
Nilu - mummy aa jayegi na, jao na aap,
Main - kuch bhi nhi bolegi teri maa, mujhe kiss karne dena aaj tujhe bacha ke laya hu main,
Nilu - mere pati se nhi mile kya aap,
Main - kyu, milna tha kya mujhe,
Nilu - nhi pasand tha mujhe woh, sharab pike bhut maarta tha mujhe roj raat ko, aapko usko maar dena chahiye tha, bhut ganda aadmi hai woh,
Main - nhi aayega woh kabhi bhi teri jindagi mein,
Nilu ne aage hoke muskarate hue mujhe kiss kiya aur dheere se boli,
Nilu - aap naha ke wapis aaye the na, mujhe laga tha ki aap ne usko pakka maar diya hai,
Main - tu apni yehi baat ko sahi maan le, woh kabhi nhi dikhaga tujhe,
Nilu - aise kaise maan lu main, dar lagta hai mujhe uska, mujhe uski maut ka saboot chahiye,
Main - fir,
Nilu - agar aap mujhe saboot doge, to main jindagi bhar sirf aapki aurat rahungi, promise, kabhi kisi aur se shadi nhi karungi main, sirf aapki rakhel ban ke rahungi,
Main - abhi saboot deta hu main tujhe,
Wapis apne kamre mein aake, maine apni pant ki jeb se do item nikal ke uske hath mein rakh diye,
ek uske pati ka purse tha, dusra uske pati ke auto ki chabi, Nilu un dono item ko apne hath main leke dekhti rahi,
Nilu - to seeda bol du na, ki aap ne usko maar diya hai,
Main - woh to nhi bolunga main, kabhi bhi, baki saboot tere hath mein hai,
Nilu - thik hai, main bhi aapko apna saboot dungi, apne pyar ka aapko, abhi,
Nilu ne apne dono hathon se uski saari utha di aur mujhe apni chut dikhane lagi, maine uske hathon se saari ko neeche kiya,
Nilu - yeh saboot pasand nhi aaya kya aapko,
Main - neeche baith ke lode ko choos abhi tu, saboot ko dekha nhi jaata hai, mehsus kiya jaata hai, neeche baith ke mere lode ko choos abhi,
Nilu jhat se neeche baith ke mere lode ko apne muh mein leke choosne lagi, aur main uske sir pe hath ferne laga, thodi der baad maine usko bhej diya aur fir so gaya main,
Subah jab Nilu chai leke aayi, uski maa ne mere upar chaddar daal di,
Nilu - Deependra bhaiya, raat ko aapke sath soye the kya mummy,
Maa ne chai leke, sip karte hue jawab diya,
Maa - tere baap ke baad, kahi meri jawani na fisal jaye, isliye tere Mama ji ne inko mere sath sone ko bheja hai, yeh naya ghar inhone mujhe diya hai, yeh hamesha mere sath hi sote hain, bhut ameer hain Deependra ji,
Nilu - inke to umar Yogesh bhaiya se thodi badi hogi na bas, hai na mummy, fir yeh, aur aap,
Maa ne ek hath se chaddar ko mere upar se hata diya, aur fir boli,
Maa - ladke ka hatiyaar dekh, pure 9 inch ka hai, dekh kitna mota aur lamba hai, bhut maja dete hain yeh mujhe raat bhar, tere pati ka kitna tha,
Nilu - iska aadha maan lo aap,
Maa - uthna hi tere baap ka tha, ab mil raha hai to kyu nhi lungi main, samajh gayi na tu,
Nilu - maje hain aapke,
Maa - inko tu bhi bhut pasand hai, tujhe bhi denge yeh, ab konsa pati hai tera, tu bhi inko hi apna pati maan lena, mere jaise,
Nilu - hmmmm, lekin mummy fat jayegi meri, bhaiya ke iska size dekho, kitna mota aur lamba hai inka yeh,
Maa - main dheere dheere karwaungi, apne samne, fir to thik hai na,
Nilu - hmmmm, waise bhut hard hai yeh inka,
Din main naha ke main Yogesh ke sath airport nikal gaya, woh gaadi chala raha tha,
Yogesh - Nilu ne kaha tha mujhe ki main airport se baat karwa du aapki meri bhen se,
Main - la phone laga apni bhen ko,
Nilu - aap jaldi se nikal gaye, main bye bhi nhi bol saki aapko,
Main - koi baat nhi, fir aaunga main,
Nilu - ek baat kehni thi mujhe aapko,
Main - bol,
Nilu - I love you,
Main - pata hai, isliye to main laya tujhe wapis,
Nilu - aap kab aaoge wapis,
Main - Yogesh bata dega tujhe,
Nilu - aap jab bhi aaoge to main dungi aapko,
Main - pata hai mujhe,
Nilu - aap kuch to bolo mujhe,
Main - kabhi bhi nhi aayega woh,
Nilu - hmmmm, pata hai mujhe bhi, thanks,