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Episode 1
(Chudai ka Ninja technique)
Igaa gau...(Chudai ka Ninja technique)
Ye ek aisi jagah hai jisme hariyali xaai hui hai...peidke patto ka lehraana ....panchiyon ka gungunana...nadika xarharata hua paani....aur meethi sugand failane wali fulo ki bagaiche....
Yehi pe hattori ka janam hua tha....Naa koi adhunik Machine aur naa hi koi seher ki gandagi... khule huwe batawaran aur mehekte huwe hawayen....jannat ka parivasha sayad yehi se suru hoti ho....
Ye gau Ninja ke liye prasiddh hai....yeha ke bache buddhe to kya Kutte billion vi ninja techniques me maahir hai ....sadiyon saal se chali hui parampara aur apna values ye logo ne bachayi rakhi hai....
ROj ki tarah aaj vi hattori Ninja techniques ki practise kar raha tha...aapna dhyaan kendrit karne ke liye jharane ke niche bethe huwe aankhe band karke dhyaan kar raha tha...itne me hi kisine uske upar hamla mol diya .....lakdi ka bana hua talwar se hattori ke sar pe maarne hi wala tha ki hattori substituition ki ninja technique dikhate huwe waha se bach nikalta hai aur jisne hamla kiya tha usko piche se pakadkar uchaal kar fek deta hai....
Uiii maa mar diya rey...
Hattori: pitaji aap? Ding ding
Jinchi hattori..
Hattori ka pita jee...Vulakkad type ka ...bewakuf hai par apne bete ke saamne yesa pesh aata hai ki usse jyada takatwar koi aur nahi...
Jinchu: Beda gark ho tera itni jor se koi kisiko fekta hai kya?aur tujhe kaise pata chala ki tere upar hamla hone wala hai...
Hattori : aap hi ne to mujhe chokkanne rehne ki ninja technique sikhayi thi ding ding
JInchu(man me): Iss gadhe ke bache ne aaj to mera kaam tamaam kardiya hai....ui maa lagta hai haddi tut gayi (fir kuch sochkar)..... gadhe ke bache... par ye sala to meraa hi beta hai...iska matlav mein gadha...nahi nahi gadha nahi
Hattori: kya hua pita zee .? Chot lagi hai kya? Ding Ding
Jinchu(jhut): hum ek ninja hai hame chot se koi farak nahi padta ....meine tujhe pehle vi sikhaya tha naa
Hattori: Maaf karna pita ji....to fir aaj koi naya technique ? DING DING
JInchu(man me): ye sala gadhe ka bacha har wakt naya technique ki rad par ada rehta hai(kuch sochkar)....gadhe ka bacha....nahi nahi kisi honhar takatwar ka bacha....av aaj isko mein kya naya Sikhau ....mene itni saalo se mihenat karke sikhe hue saari ki saari techniques to isne itni kam umar me sikh liya hai av ise kya naya sikhau....Biswash nahi hota ki ye mera beta hai...(lund ko masalke) mujhe tere upar fakar hai chota bhai
Hattori: aaj kya naya sikhna hai pita zee bataiye naa?
Jinchu: Hattori av tune har ek ninja technique ko achhi tarah se sikh liya hai....av mein tujko kuch sikha nahi paunga...
Hattori: to fir kya kare? Ding ding
Jinchu: Dekh beta ....mein jo janta tha wo Tumne har ek technique ko achi tarah se sikh liya hai av mein chahta hu ki tu mujse vi aage bade...mein aaj tujhe aisi technique ke bareme batane jaa raha hu...jisko meine khud vi achi tarah se sikh nahi paya ...mein chahta hu ki tu wo technique sikh le
Hattori : Ding ding ....uss Technique ka naam kya hai pita zee?
Jinchu: Uss technique ka naam hai CHUDAI KA NINJA TECHNIQUE! Ye ek aisi technique hai jisme tu ladkiyon ke upar raaj kar sakta hai...unke dil me sada ke ghar basane ke liye ye technique ka prayog hota hai....
Hattori : par ise mein kaise sikh paunga ? Ding ding
JInchu : meri baat dhyaan se sun...ye technique koi aashan technique nahi hai...iske liye tujhe kadi mihenat karni padegi....isko seekhne ke liye tujhe sabse pehle ladkiyo ka dil jeetna hoga...unke dil me thoda sa pyar jagana hoga aur fir usko tayar karke Chudai ka ninja technique seekhna hoga...jab tu ise puri tarah se sikh lega to wo ladki tere har baat ko manegi aur teri har ichya ko puri karegi ....
Hattori : ding ding par ye technique mujhe sikhayega koun?
JInchu: tujhe iske liye tokyo sahar jana hoga ....waha par mere ek dost ka beta hai tujhe wo hi ye technique sikha sakta hai...meine use chupke se dekha tha chudai karte huwe aur ye technique me wo jitna maahir hai wo kai aur nahi ho sakta...tujhe ye technique bas wo hi sikha sakta hai...
Hattori : Jo aap kar nahi paaye wo itni aashani se kar leta hai....uss mahan purush ka naam kya hai pita jee?Ding ding
Junichi : uska naam hai kenichi mitsuba....aaj se wo hi tera guru hoga
Hattori : jo agya pita ji....Mein kal hi jaakar uss maahan purush se milunga aur unke sisye banke wo technique me maahirta haasil kar lunga!....Ding Ding
TO BE CONTINUE...
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