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Ager aapka mega update aaya to mera bhi mega update hi rahega bhai.....Dekhte hai kaun apne baat par kayam rahta hai ......Aj raat 8 baje paka
Ager aapka mega update aaya to mera bhi mega update hi rahega bhai.....Dekhte hai kaun apne baat par kayam rahta hai ......Aj raat 8 baje paka
Mera agaya kal raat megha update ab apki bariAger aapka mega update aaya to mera bhi mega update hi rahega bhai.....Dekhte hai kaun apne baat par kayam rahta hai ......
Really.....thik hai abhi deta hu kuchh time me.......Mera agaya kal raat megha update ab apki bari
Sahi hai guru badi behen to bhai ko like karti hai age dekhna hai kya hota haiUpdate - 3
Wahi dusari taraf Sonam aur Jyoti ek Restaurant me baith baate kar rahi thi....kyoki ye Restaurant jyadatar 11 se 4 baje tak khaali hi rahta hai....kewal lovers hi aate hai.....
Yaha Sonam aur Jyoti ke jubaani......
Sonam or jyoti restaurant me baith baate kar rahi thi......
Sonam - kya baat tera wajan bad Raha hai
Jyoti - kaha bad rha hai pagal
Sonam - jaha nhi badna chahiye waha
Ye bol Sonam jyoti ki chhati ko dekhne lagi jisse vo bhi samjh gayi or fir sharma gyi.....
Jyoti - dekh vese hi to hai....
Sonam - chal hat saf najar aa rahe hai pehle mere se bas thode hi bade the lekin ab to or bade ho Gaye hai
Jyoti - saali kamine mere dekh ke jal Rahi hai ruk abhi batati hu tujhe....
Sonam - aahhh ahh kamini kya karati hai dard hota chod meri chhati ko....mai to sach keh Rahi thi bas....
Jyoti - agar tere koyi masale to tere to mujhse bhi mast hoge sach kehti hu yaar tu chij to mast hai kitne achi dikhti hai tu.....
Sonam - chal hat , iska matlab tu kisi se masalwa rahi hai apne boobs
Jyoti - are ye to bas ese bad gye...
Sonam - dekh tu meri achi dost hai na please sach bta....
Jyoti - ha mene bf bana liya hai....
Sonam - kya or mujhe ab bta Rahi hai
Jyoti - abi 10 din hi to huye hai yaar....
Sonam - fir mujhe kyo nhi btaya kamini...
Jyoti - yar tu gussa karti isliye nhi btaya
Sanam - kon hai vo
Jyoti - koyi bhi ho tu rehne De na yaar....
Sonam - sach bol kon h vo kahi ye wahi ladka to nhi....jo us din jor se bol raha tha Aalam naam hai mera
Jyoti ha mai sir hila deti hai.....
Sonam - kyaaaa , kamini mene tujhe mana Kiya tha fir bhi tu us Muslim ladke ke chakar me pad gayi....
Jyoti - please dekh yar tu gussa mat ho sach me vo acha ladka hai...
Sonam - to pagal ho gyi....
Jyoti - pagal to usne mujhe kar diya yaar..... dekh 10 din mai hi Inka size bada diya sala bahut masalta hai mai kehti hu.....Aalam bas Karo lekin mere hotho ko chuste huye Bina sune inko dabata rehta hai.....
Sonam - to saali fir jati hi kyo hai uske pass....
Jyoti - yar uska bada hai....
Sonam - kya....
Jyoti - vhi meri jaan....
Sonam - chhii mujhe na bta uska kesa hai....
Jyoti - abhi khud hi to puch Rahi thi ab mana kar rahi hai....
Sonam - tune sab kar liya kya...
Jyoti - kaha yar abi tak bas mene to apne boobs tak hi permission di hai....
Sonam - fir tujhe kese pta uska kesa hai....
Jyoti - phone pe..... photo pe video call pe dekha mene....
Sonam - kamini h puri ki puri.....
Jyoti - yar hum ladkiya hai hamara bhi man hota hai....
Sonam - fir aage kyo nhi badhi....
Jyoti - abi Tera kisi se taka fit nhi huwa na.... isliye ab ek sehali maje kare or dusri tadape acha nhi lagta na......
Sonam - chal hat kamini mujhe koi jarurat nahi .....na hi mai tadpati hu samjhi....
Jyoti - kyo tujhko kya ladki Wale fichar kaam nhi karte kya....
Sonam - sab karte hai lekin mai apni Seema janti hu....
Jyoti - acha sun ab mujhe der ho rahi chalti hu....
Thik hai chal chalte hai.....fir hum dono saheliya restaurant ka bill pe kar apne apne ghar chali jaati hai....
Ab mere jubaani....
Ghar aakar didi pahle apne room me jaaker kapde change kar haal me aakar baith khana khati hai uske baad sabhi apane apne room me jaa hi rahe the ki tabhi.....Aslam chacha Ghar aa jaate hai.... Inko dekh sabhi fir baith jaate hai....
Aslam chacha - aur Ajay beta kaise ho....aur bhabhi ji aap log sunao kaise ho aap log koi dikkat to nahi hai na ( maa ki taraf dekh kar )
Maa - Nahi Aslam bhai sab thik hai....aap batayiye ghar me sab kaise hai....Aaj kal to aap hamare ghar ki taraf to aana hi chhod diye hai....kya hua kahi bhabhi ji ne aapko mana to nahi kar diya....ki hamari ghar ki taraf aap Naa aaye....
Aslam - nahi bhabhi ji aap to jaanti hi hai apni saheli ko....ki wo aap ke yaha aane se mujhe kabhi mana hi nahi kar sakti....kyoki aap teeno saheliyo ki khub jamti jo hai....aur haa bhabhi ji ek baat bolni thi....wo jo aap logo ki saheli hai uske yaha kisi ki Saadi hai to unke yaha bhi jaana hai.....usne khash aap dono saheliyo ko bulaya hai.....
Aslam - mai to jaa nahi sakta kyoki meri duty se chhutti nahi mil Rahi hai.....yahi batana tha ki jab aap jaaye to Huma ko apne saath le jaaye....
Fir Aslam chacha meri tarf dekh kar
Aslam - kyo Ajay beta....ab to tum caar chala lete ho na.....
Mai - ji chacha ji ab mai car bahut achchhe se chala leta hu.....aakhir kab tak papa ki car ghar ke garaj me padi rahti...... isliye hapte do hapte me ekad baar papa ki car ko chalakar ghum aata hu....
Fir thodi der idhar udhar ki baate huyi aur sabhi apne apne room me chale gaye aur chacha bhi apne ghar chale gaye......
Mai bhi apne room me aaker padhai karne lagta hu aur padhte padhte kab 8 baj jaate hai pata hi nahi chalta.....wo to maa raat ka khana khane ke liye bulati hai tab mujhe pata chalta hai....
Fir hum sabhi khana kha kar so jaate hai....
Fir ugli subah.....
Aaj Sunday tha hum sabhi ki chhuti thi sab aaram se let tak sokar uthe par mummy aur didi hamesha ki tarh 6 baje uth gyi thi.....hum bhi 8 baje uth gaye....aur chay nasta karke baithe idhar udhar ki baate kar rahe the....
Tabhi lagbhag 10 baje jyoti didi aa gyi. Ye koyi nayi baat nhi thi lagbhag har Sunday ko jyoti didi aakar pura din yahi Sunday manati thi.
jab kabhi nhi aati to hum sabhi Tv pe movie dekh liya karte the Soniya to jyoti didi ko dekh ke hi khus ho Jaya karati thi phone Jo mil jata tha use game khelne ke liye....
Jyoti - gudiya abi thoda kaam h mujhe phone se thode der bad le Jana tik hai....
Soniya - ok didi aap hi mujhe aawaz de Dena
Jyoti - chal tik h Sonam kaha hai...
Soniya - apne kamare me kapde sahi kar rahi hai...
Mai in dono ki baat sun Raha tha chupchap kya bolta tbi Jyoti didi ne khud hi baat suru kar di....
Jyoti didi - or hero kesi chal Rahi hai study
Mai - achhi chal Rahi hai didi.....
Jyoti didi ko bhi pta tha hum 3no Bhai behan study kitne ache hai.
Mummy- ye acha kiya jyoti tune meri baat Maan Li. Istarah din achchha nikal jata hai....
Jyoti didi bhi haskar ha me sir hila didi ke pas chal gyi......or mummy bhi khana banane chali gyi or jyoti didi ne door lock kar diya....
Didi - ahhh kya karti h jyoti dara hi Diya pta to tha mujhe.... tu aa gyi hai...
Jyoti - fir bahar kyo nhi aayi
Sonam - aana to fir dono ko yahi room me hi tha...
Fir dono hasne lgati h mai bhi padhne ke liye dusre room me chala jata hu.
Sonam - Aaj to man nhi lag rha hoga tera kamini
Jyoti - yar sach kahu to sach me Dil nhi lag rha tha to socha tere pas hi aa jayu kya pta usse baat ho jaye
Sonam - mere pas kese....
Jyoti - are pagal tujhe nhi pta aalam tumhare piche jo ground hai uske bagal me hi jo Ali rehta hna uska dost hai....
Sonam - sali kamini isliye aayi hai tu mere pass...
Jyoti - are yar gussa kyo ho rahi hai mai to majak kar rahi hu mai tere pass hi aayi thi...
Sonam - chal ab jyada baate na bana jese Hume to kuch pta hi nhi......yar tujhe uske alawa or kuch nhi sujata kya..
Jyoti - yar bf ke sath kuch alag maja aata hai uske sath guzara hua waqt hamesha Dil khus kar deta hai....
Sonam - esa bhi kya maja aata hai. tujhe Jo mere sath time guzar ke nhi aata....
Fir Jyoti esa karti hai ki Sonam ki aankhe hi choudi ho jati hai...Jyoti ne didi ke hotho pe kisskar diya tha....
Sonam sock se bahar aakar jaldi se muh saf karati h - chii kamini mere sath ye kya kar rahi
Jyoti - sach bta tujhe acha nhi laga kya
Sonam - sali kamini mujhe kyo acha lagega mai kya teri jesi hu kya gandi
Jyoti - acha mai gandi hu kamini agar teri sadi ho jaye na to tu bichare ko kha hi jaye
Sonam - chal hat esi bhi nhi hu mai or vese bhi ye sab mai husband ke sath karungi to kya galat h teri tarh nhi kisi ke bhi sath kar liya
(Mai man me - mai apne bhai se hi apni seal khulwaungi chahe meri Saadi kisi se bhi ho.....Lekin kya karu mera bhai to ye sab jaanta hi nahi kab tak mai apni jawani dusaro se bacha kar rakhu.....)
Jyoti - ( didi ko hilaakar) kaha kho gayi.....
Jyoti - darling bf bhi aadha pati hi hota h
Or aankh maar di
Sanam - sach mai kamini h tu
Fir Jyoti Soniya ko bula use phone de deti or didi ke sath baate karne lagati h.
Jyoti - acha Sonam sach sach bta tujhe nhi lagata koyi tujhe pyaar kare dekh sach bolna
Sonam - yaar tu to janti h hum ladkiyon mai bhi filling hoti hai sayad ladko se jyada hi hogi ab kya kare ese Bina Sadi ke kuch kar bhi to nhi sakte
Jyoti - kyo
Sonam - chup Beth mai tere liye kuch lati hu
Dono haskar h Sanam fir mummy jo chaye bana di use le aati h jise dono maje se baate karate huye piti h
Jyoti - yar kal vo na mujhe hall mai film dikhane lekar ja raha h tu bhi chal na sath me
Sonam - pagal h kya kisi janne Wale ne dekh liya to na baba na mai nhi Jane wali tere sath mai to kehti hu tu bhi na ja
Jyoti - pagal yahi to maje jindagi ke mai paka jaungi
Jyoti - sun aaj mai apne phone tere pas hi chod jati h usme vo film h dekh lena....
Sonam - Yaar kyo mujhe bigaad rahi hai....kya mil jaayega tujhe.... mujhe bigaad kar.....
Jyoti - Yaar mai tujhe bigaad nahi rahi hu....mai to tujhe bas jindagi ke maze lene ko bol rahi hu.....yaar humari yahi to Umar hoti hai maje lene ki aur tu hai ki isme bhi nakhre kar rahi hai....
Sonam - chal thik hai.....tu jo kah rahi hai mai Maan bhi lu to kya.....mujhe jaisa ladka chahiye mujhe abhi tak Mila hi nahi isliye mai apni feelings ko control karke rakhi hu....
Jyoti - chal thik hai to bata tujhe kaisa ladka chahiye.....