- 290
- 294
- 64
Update 31
Raaste mein chalte chalte usse yaad aaya “ooops Baniya bhaiya ki dukaan se samaan lena toh reh hi gaya”
Ab aagee….
Aur fir Nisha Baniya bhaiya ki dukaan ki ore chaldi….
Baniya bhaiya apni dukaan ka shatar down karke andar vishram ke liye taiyaar hi ho rahe the ki unhe durr se aati hui Nisha Dikhaayi di.. Baniya bhaiya 50 saal ke mote taaze gende ki tarah the woh shirt pehenne ki koshish karte toh unke pait se saans lene ki wajah se hi button tut jaate … islye jyada tar samay baniya bhaiya Baniyan mein hi rehna pasand karte the.. unke kaan ke upar unka pen humesha laga rehta tha..
Aaiyeee bhabhiji ..aaiyee aapka hi intazar kar karke main ab sone chala tha..
Nisha Baniye ki taraf sorry wala face banati hui—“oooh sorry bhaiyaji woh school mein thoda jyada waqt lag gya…”
Baniya bhaiya – “Areee Bhabhiji koi baat nahi..” aur battissi dikha ke hasdiya
Baniya bhaiya jab has rahe the toh unka mota pait bhi baniyan mein upar niche ho raha tha…
Nisha ko dekh ke hasi agayi..
Baniya bhaiya bechara apne mote pait ki wajah se sharminda hogya..
Nisha ne fir aage bat ki – “aur baniya bhaiya ..bataiyee kya hisaab hua hai”
Baniya bhaiya – “ohh hisaab ki receipt toh hum banaye hi nahi …
Hehehe rukiye abhi hisaab karte hai - -aur baniya bhaiya ne bina calculator liye laghbhag 20 nag samaan ka hisaab ek jhatke mein Nisha ko bata diya..
Nisha hairaan reh gayi uska muh khul gya Baniya bhaiya ke iss lajawaab talent pe..
Nisha ko ab bhi yakeen nahi ho hua toh usne Baniya bhaiya se fir se ek ek vastu ka Rate puchke apne mobile ke calculator mein mein khud hisaab kiya
Aur Nisha chouk gayi ..baniya bhaiya ka hisaab bilkul sahi tha… ek rupaya upar niche nahi tha..
Nisha prasanshiya nazaro se baniya bhaiya ki ore dekhte hue –“Waah bhaiyaji kya baat hai aapka ganit toh bahot hi tagda hai “
Baniya bhaiya bas has diya – “heheehe”
Nisha – “Baniya Bhaiyaji kitna pade likhe hai aap??"
Baniya bhaiya – “Bhabhiji kyun mazaak kar rahi hai.. hum kaha pade likhe hai humnein toh bachpan mein school ki shakal bhi nahi dekhi..
Nisha hairaan hoti hui – “kyaaa ?sach mein?” , fir aap kaise padhlete ho jo list milta hai aapko samaan ka aur yeh ganit..
Baniya bhaiya – “Yeh toh humnein rata hua hai , aur hisaab kitaab toh mere khoon mein hai “
Nisha baniya bhaiya ki baat sunke hasdi – “kya baat hai bhaiyaji, main math ki teacher hoke itna fast aur accurate calculation nahi kar sakti , lagta hai aapke paas tution leni paregi”
Iss baat pe dono has diye..
Aur Fir Baniya bhaiya Nisha ko samaan ka samaan ek pote (sack) mein daal ke Nisha ki ore karta hai ..
Nisha uss samaan ko dekhti hai aur mann mein sochti hai – “Ohhh Nooo yeh toh bahot jyada hogaya isse toh akele nahi le jaa paaungi..”
Fir bhi Nisha Uss samaan se bhare potte ko uthaane ki koshish karti hai
Issi bich..Potte ko uthaane ke chakkar mein Nisha niche jhukti hai puri takat lagaati hai uthaane ke liye..aur iss prayaas mein jhukne ki wajah se Saamne Counter pe khade Baniya bhaiya ko apne cleavage ki madmast sair kara deti hai..
Baniya bhaiya ki nazar jaisi hai cleavage pe jaati hai…
Baniya bhaiya ki aankhen wahi chipak ke reh jaati hai…
Baniya bhaiya dekhta hai ki Nisha ke boobs pe paseene ki boonde chamak rahi hai..
To be continued...
Raaste mein chalte chalte usse yaad aaya “ooops Baniya bhaiya ki dukaan se samaan lena toh reh hi gaya”
Ab aagee….
Aur fir Nisha Baniya bhaiya ki dukaan ki ore chaldi….
Baniya bhaiya apni dukaan ka shatar down karke andar vishram ke liye taiyaar hi ho rahe the ki unhe durr se aati hui Nisha Dikhaayi di.. Baniya bhaiya 50 saal ke mote taaze gende ki tarah the woh shirt pehenne ki koshish karte toh unke pait se saans lene ki wajah se hi button tut jaate … islye jyada tar samay baniya bhaiya Baniyan mein hi rehna pasand karte the.. unke kaan ke upar unka pen humesha laga rehta tha..
Aaiyeee bhabhiji ..aaiyee aapka hi intazar kar karke main ab sone chala tha..
Nisha Baniye ki taraf sorry wala face banati hui—“oooh sorry bhaiyaji woh school mein thoda jyada waqt lag gya…”
Baniya bhaiya – “Areee Bhabhiji koi baat nahi..” aur battissi dikha ke hasdiya
Baniya bhaiya jab has rahe the toh unka mota pait bhi baniyan mein upar niche ho raha tha…
Nisha ko dekh ke hasi agayi..
Baniya bhaiya bechara apne mote pait ki wajah se sharminda hogya..
Nisha ne fir aage bat ki – “aur baniya bhaiya ..bataiyee kya hisaab hua hai”
Baniya bhaiya – “ohh hisaab ki receipt toh hum banaye hi nahi …
Hehehe rukiye abhi hisaab karte hai - -aur baniya bhaiya ne bina calculator liye laghbhag 20 nag samaan ka hisaab ek jhatke mein Nisha ko bata diya..
Nisha hairaan reh gayi uska muh khul gya Baniya bhaiya ke iss lajawaab talent pe..
Nisha ko ab bhi yakeen nahi ho hua toh usne Baniya bhaiya se fir se ek ek vastu ka Rate puchke apne mobile ke calculator mein mein khud hisaab kiya
Aur Nisha chouk gayi ..baniya bhaiya ka hisaab bilkul sahi tha… ek rupaya upar niche nahi tha..
Nisha prasanshiya nazaro se baniya bhaiya ki ore dekhte hue –“Waah bhaiyaji kya baat hai aapka ganit toh bahot hi tagda hai “
Baniya bhaiya bas has diya – “heheehe”
Nisha – “Baniya Bhaiyaji kitna pade likhe hai aap??"
Baniya bhaiya – “Bhabhiji kyun mazaak kar rahi hai.. hum kaha pade likhe hai humnein toh bachpan mein school ki shakal bhi nahi dekhi..
Nisha hairaan hoti hui – “kyaaa ?sach mein?” , fir aap kaise padhlete ho jo list milta hai aapko samaan ka aur yeh ganit..
Baniya bhaiya – “Yeh toh humnein rata hua hai , aur hisaab kitaab toh mere khoon mein hai “
Nisha baniya bhaiya ki baat sunke hasdi – “kya baat hai bhaiyaji, main math ki teacher hoke itna fast aur accurate calculation nahi kar sakti , lagta hai aapke paas tution leni paregi”
Iss baat pe dono has diye..
Aur Fir Baniya bhaiya Nisha ko samaan ka samaan ek pote (sack) mein daal ke Nisha ki ore karta hai ..
Nisha uss samaan ko dekhti hai aur mann mein sochti hai – “Ohhh Nooo yeh toh bahot jyada hogaya isse toh akele nahi le jaa paaungi..”
Fir bhi Nisha Uss samaan se bhare potte ko uthaane ki koshish karti hai
Issi bich..Potte ko uthaane ke chakkar mein Nisha niche jhukti hai puri takat lagaati hai uthaane ke liye..aur iss prayaas mein jhukne ki wajah se Saamne Counter pe khade Baniya bhaiya ko apne cleavage ki madmast sair kara deti hai..
Baniya bhaiya ki nazar jaisi hai cleavage pe jaati hai…
Baniya bhaiya ki aankhen wahi chipak ke reh jaati hai…
Baniya bhaiya dekhta hai ki Nisha ke boobs pe paseene ki boonde chamak rahi hai..
To be continued...