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Didi... Bina soche samjhe yeh kyaa keh gayi...
Yeh usse baaad mein ehsaas hua...
Iss baat ka ehsaas hote hi unhone Bahadur se nazre churaayi aur topic change karne lagi boli - ohhh no.... 4 baj ne wale hai.. Mujhe chalna chaiyeee . Woh.. Meraaa bhai... Raju Hai naaa....woh padhai k liye jaldi uthtaa hai savere... Aur didi uth khadi hui jaane k liyee..
Toh Bahadur mein pata nahi kaha se itne himmat agayi..
Usne Didi ki ek chikni jhaang pakadli... Apne majboot hatho mein..
Didi bhi hairaani se usse dekhne lagi...
Didi hairaan thi aur soch rahi thi ki Bahadur mein itni himmat kaise agayi??
Shayad shahed ka kuwa muh k itne paas se hoke gujarta dekh..uske lund ne woh himmat ussmein daal di ho
Didi Bahadur ki taraf shikayati nazaro se dekh k boli - offo chodiyee... Meri taang...
Toh Bahadur ne chikni taang ko halka sa dhakka deke Didi ko apni ore keencha
Didi ka balance bigda aur Didi jaake Bahadur ki goud mein jaa giri...
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Ouuuuuchhhhhhh... Ohhhh noooo
Didi ki halki cheek nikli....
Aur agle pal Bahadur ko shkayati nazro se boli - ufff kyaa karte ho... Hato jaane do.. Varna humari dosti ki katti ho jayegi..
Bahadur Didi ko goud mein bithaye hue hi - memsoob dosti mein toh ek dosre ka tong kichayee cholta hai naa toh hom oapka taang keech liya toh app bura maan gayi...
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Nisha didi Bahadur ki iss baat pe khilkhila k has di.. - hahaha... Bahot chaalak ho aap Taang keechayii ka matlab sach mein taaang keechke goud mein bithana nahi hota...
Woh muhavra hai hasi mazaak ke liyee.. Chaliye ab jaane do mujhe.. Fir kabhi movie dekhenge..
Aur iss baar theatre mein.. Ghar pe aap kaunsi movie dikhaate ho dekh li maine.. Huh...
Tajoob ki baat thi ki didi abhi bhi Gorkha ki goud mein hi baithi hui thi...
Bahadur hohoho hasa... Aur Nishu didi ko bola - memsoob homko soch mein nahi pota tha ki cable pe aisa nanga filam aata hai raat ko..
Aur sari khujaare hue bola..
Ab hom samjha ki homara dost log apna girlfriend k sath saaaath kounsa filam dekhta hai..
Didi has di hehehe... Koi baat nahi..
Chalo ab chalti hoon..
Didi jaise hi goud se uthne lagi toh Bahadur ne apni baaahon ka gehra tang kar liyaa...
Jisse didi gil bhi nhi pa rahi thi..
Didi ne hairaani se Bahadur ki ore dekha - ab kyaa??
Bahadur sar khujaate hue jue maarta hua pucha - ohhhh memsooob homko ek aur baat puchna tha oopse...
Didi - hmmmm chalo puch lo... Jaldi..
Bahadur - ohhh oap aisa hairaan kyun hua job hom bola ki hom saala yeh ganda filam pehli baar dekh raha hai.. Ohh oopko hompe bishwaas nohi hai logta hai...
Didi - ohhhh... Bahadur ji.. Aisi baaat nahi hai ki vishwas nhi hai aap pe.. Lekin thodi hairaani jarur hui jaan ke ki.....
Aagey didi sharam k maare kuch naa bol paayi..
Bahadur - ohhh kya baat memsoob bitaiyee..
Didi - nahi kuch nahi...
Bahadur ne baahon ka gehra kas liya.. Aur fir se utaawalepan mein puchne laga ohh bataiye naa memsoob..
Homko jaan na hai...
Didi ab asamjjas mein phas gayi.. Woh jaanti thi Bahadur utaawala apne prashnon ka jawab sunne bina didi ko jaane nahi denga..
Wahi didi ko chinta thi ki main uth chuka hounga...
Aur hua bhi yehi..
ghar mein main uth chuka tha.
Didi ne jab paaya ki Bahadur nhi maan raha toh woh ek saas mei bol gayi - mera matlab tha ki aisi films dekhna toh aam baat hoti hai khaas tar unh mardo k liye jo apni biwi se durrr hai... Toh Isliye reply mai hairaan thi.. Jab apne kaha ki aapne nhi dekhi kabhi..
Didi k iss tarah bindaas boldene se Bahadur ki pant mein tamboo gadne laga..
Jo Didi ko apni nangi jhaang pe mehsoos ho raha tha..
Wahan Ghar mein main jag chuka tha.. Padhai karne.. Akshar didi mujhe savere chai bana deti thi..
Aur kaee baar main didi ko knock karke jagata tha chai k liyee.. Lekin aaj meri gaand phati padi thi.. Mujhe laga tha Nisha di gussa hai.. Isliye maine unhe jagaana theek naa samjha aur khud hi chai banane laga..
Mujhe kyaa pata tha jo insaan woh Watchman jo raat bhar logo ki rakhwali ke liye jaagta tha.. Woh watchman iss waqt meri shadishuda behna ko iss ghar ki iss ghar ki asli daulat ko raat bhr jagaaye rakha hai.. Aur iss waqt apni goud mein bithaya hua hai..
Didi... Bina soche samjhe yeh kyaa keh gayi...
Yeh usse baaad mein ehsaas hua...
Iss baat ka ehsaas hote hi unhone Bahadur se nazre churaayi aur topic change karne lagi boli - ohhh no.... 4 baj ne wale hai.. Mujhe chalna chaiyeee . Woh.. Meraaa bhai... Raju Hai naaa....woh padhai k liye jaldi uthtaa hai savere... Aur didi uth khadi hui jaane k liyee..
Toh Bahadur mein pata nahi kaha se itne himmat agayi..
Usne Didi ki ek chikni jhaang pakadli... Apne majboot hatho mein..
Didi bhi hairaani se usse dekhne lagi...
Didi hairaan thi aur soch rahi thi ki Bahadur mein itni himmat kaise agayi??
Shayad shahed ka kuwa muh k itne paas se hoke gujarta dekh..uske lund ne woh himmat ussmein daal di ho
Didi Bahadur ki taraf shikayati nazaro se dekh k boli - offo chodiyee... Meri taang...
Toh Bahadur ne chikni taang ko halka sa dhakka deke Didi ko apni ore keencha
Didi ka balance bigda aur Didi jaake Bahadur ki goud mein jaa giri...
.
Ouuuuuchhhhhhh... Ohhhh noooo
Didi ki halki cheek nikli....
Aur agle pal Bahadur ko shkayati nazro se boli - ufff kyaa karte ho... Hato jaane do.. Varna humari dosti ki katti ho jayegi..
Bahadur Didi ko goud mein bithaye hue hi - memsoob dosti mein toh ek dosre ka tong kichayee cholta hai naa toh hom oapka taang keech liya toh app bura maan gayi...
??
Nisha didi Bahadur ki iss baat pe khilkhila k has di.. - hahaha... Bahot chaalak ho aap Taang keechayii ka matlab sach mein taaang keechke goud mein bithana nahi hota...
Woh muhavra hai hasi mazaak ke liyee.. Chaliye ab jaane do mujhe.. Fir kabhi movie dekhenge..
Aur iss baar theatre mein.. Ghar pe aap kaunsi movie dikhaate ho dekh li maine.. Huh...
Tajoob ki baat thi ki didi abhi bhi Gorkha ki goud mein hi baithi hui thi...
Bahadur hohoho hasa... Aur Nishu didi ko bola - memsoob homko soch mein nahi pota tha ki cable pe aisa nanga filam aata hai raat ko..
Aur sari khujaare hue bola..
Ab hom samjha ki homara dost log apna girlfriend k sath saaaath kounsa filam dekhta hai..
Didi has di hehehe... Koi baat nahi..
Chalo ab chalti hoon..
Didi jaise hi goud se uthne lagi toh Bahadur ne apni baaahon ka gehra tang kar liyaa...
Jisse didi gil bhi nhi pa rahi thi..
Didi ne hairaani se Bahadur ki ore dekha - ab kyaa??
Bahadur sar khujaate hue jue maarta hua pucha - ohhhh memsooob homko ek aur baat puchna tha oopse...
Didi - hmmmm chalo puch lo... Jaldi..
Bahadur - ohhh oap aisa hairaan kyun hua job hom bola ki hom saala yeh ganda filam pehli baar dekh raha hai.. Ohh oopko hompe bishwaas nohi hai logta hai...
Didi - ohhhh... Bahadur ji.. Aisi baaat nahi hai ki vishwas nhi hai aap pe.. Lekin thodi hairaani jarur hui jaan ke ki.....
Aagey didi sharam k maare kuch naa bol paayi..
Bahadur - ohhh kya baat memsoob bitaiyee..
Didi - nahi kuch nahi...
Bahadur ne baahon ka gehra kas liya.. Aur fir se utaawalepan mein puchne laga ohh bataiye naa memsoob..
Homko jaan na hai...
Didi ab asamjjas mein phas gayi.. Woh jaanti thi Bahadur utaawala apne prashnon ka jawab sunne bina didi ko jaane nahi denga..
Wahi didi ko chinta thi ki main uth chuka hounga...
Aur hua bhi yehi..
ghar mein main uth chuka tha.
Didi ne jab paaya ki Bahadur nhi maan raha toh woh ek saas mei bol gayi - mera matlab tha ki aisi films dekhna toh aam baat hoti hai khaas tar unh mardo k liye jo apni biwi se durrr hai... Toh Isliye reply mai hairaan thi.. Jab apne kaha ki aapne nhi dekhi kabhi..
Didi k iss tarah bindaas boldene se Bahadur ki pant mein tamboo gadne laga..
Jo Didi ko apni nangi jhaang pe mehsoos ho raha tha..
Wahan Ghar mein main jag chuka tha.. Padhai karne.. Akshar didi mujhe savere chai bana deti thi..
Aur kaee baar main didi ko knock karke jagata tha chai k liyee.. Lekin aaj meri gaand phati padi thi.. Mujhe laga tha Nisha di gussa hai.. Isliye maine unhe jagaana theek naa samjha aur khud hi chai banane laga..
Mujhe kyaa pata tha jo insaan woh Watchman jo raat bhar logo ki rakhwali ke liye jaagta tha.. Woh watchman iss waqt meri shadishuda behna ko iss ghar ki iss ghar ki asli daulat ko raat bhr jagaaye rakha hai.. Aur iss waqt apni goud mein bithaya hua hai..
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