Serious No Nut November bitches :peace:

[Elon Musk_]

Home town kidar hai

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[Elon Musk_]

Wrong number lag gawa

Me not gambler mehn..
But kal..

Kya hua kal, vahi bata

 

[Damon_Salvatore]

 

[Elon Musk_]

 

[Damon_Salvatore]

Wrong number lag gawa

Kya hua kal, vahi bata

Ye iss type stick tumne dekhi hogi..jo chapri launde log diwali time fodte h..
To kal ek launda saa tha apne dono haatho mein..
2 aisi stick jaise rifile hoti h leke jaa raha tha..
Ussi time police wale round pe the..
Jo sab mainatin kr rahe the ki koi patake naa foode but..apan apan ki jeeb mein bhi 2 boom the..
Ye unke hatthe lag gya..
Pahle usko pakda aur phir jeeb weeb check krne lage..phir uski mummy aai aur boli saheb chodh do bachha h..
Phir unhone chodh diya..
Aur wo log jaane lage phir launda bola aree bhai wo to de de..jo banduk type 2 dande the..
Constable khinch ke chaata maara..aur bola saheb se bakchodi krta h..bc..

 

[Elon Musk_]

Ye iss type stick tumne dekhi hogi..jo chapri launde log diwali time fodte h..
To kal ek launda saa tha apne dono haatho mein..
2 aisi stick jaise rifile hoti h leke jaa raha tha..
Ussi time police wale round pe the..
Jo sab mainatin kr rahe the ki koi patake naa foode but..apan apan ki jeeb mein bhi 2 boom the..
Ye unke hatthe lag gya..
Pahle usko pakda aur phir jeeb weeb check krne lage..phir uski mummy aai aur boli saheb chodh do bachha h..
Phir unhone chodh diya..
Aur wo log jaane lage phir launda bola aree bhai wo to de de..jo banduk type 2 dande the..
Constable khinch ke chaata maara..aur bola saheb se bakchodi krta h..bc..

Diwali pe police kaand na ho, ye ho hi nahi sakta

 

[Damon_Salvatore]

Diwali pe police kaand na ho, ye ho hi nahi sakta

Chull thi usko sastee me nikal raha tha but..

 

[Hell Strom]

Diwali pe police kaand na ho, ye ho hi nahi sakta

mera to bc haath ki skin thodi si jal gayi desi pathaake ek bahut jaldi fat gaya run up nhi le paaya

 

[Elon Musk_]

Chull thi usko sastee me nikal raha tha but..

Ye sab hota rahta h be, chill maro

 

[Elon Musk_]

mera to bc haath ki skin thodi si jal gayi desi pathaake ek bahut jaldi fat gaya run up nhi le paaya

Desi patakhe ko kabu me rakhna har kisi ko nahi aata