Hira ki Zabani:-
Agle roz ghar k 4 log Maira, Maham, Ayesha or Saira gehri neend me so rahay thay. Q k raat ko in sab ne bohot mehnat ki thi. Jab k Shahrukh jag chukka tha or wo nashta ker k garden me mosam ko enjoy ker raha tha. Tab me us k pas pohonch gai.
Me:- Hi Shahrukh…. Kia ker rahay ho?
Shahrukh:- Hi Hira jee. Kaisi hain Ap?
Me:- Me theek hoon. Tum batao. Yahan akele baithe kia ker rahay ho???
Shahrukh:- Kuch nahi! Bus mosam enjoy ker raha thaaa….
Me:- Mosam se ziada to tum kisi soch me gumm lag rahay ho. Ab mujh se b chupao gay kiaaa…??
Shahrukh:- Nahi Hira G. Aisi koi bat nahi. (phir kuch der khamosh rehne k bad) U know zindagi me kuch faisle insan ko aise lene parte hain, jo us ko hi nahi us k aas paas rehne walo ko b mushkil me daal dete hain.
Me:- Janti hoon. Tumhara ishara kis taraf hai. Aaooo chalte huay baat kerte hain. Me tumhari poori baat sunoon gi.
Ye keh ker hum wahan garden me chalne lagay.
Shahrukh:- Hira ji! Ap janti hain k me es ghar ka ek hi beta hoon. Mujh se se mere Maa baap ne bohot si umeedain lagai thien. Lekin mene un sab ko destroy ker diya. Me janta hoon k me bohot bura hoon. Mene jo kuch b kia wo ghalat kiya. Lekin mene jaan boojh ker aisa nahi kiya.
Me:- To tum ne Q kia aisa?
Shahrukh:- (thandi saans le ker) Majboori….
Me:- Kaisi majboori????
Shahrukh:- Pehle Ap wada karain k Ap kisi ko kuch nahi bataein gi, jo kuch b me Ap se kahoon ga, ap apne tak rakhain gi.
Me:- OK I promise.
Shahrukh:- Koi hamain phansa raha hai. Hum sab ghar walo ko.
Me:- (herat se) Kiaaaa?? Kon aisa ker raha hai????
Shahrukh:- Kon kaise???? Mujhe is ka nahi pata. Lekin mujhe lagta hai hum sab ek bohot baray plan ka hissa hain. Koi hai, jo hamain barbad kerna chahta hai or iski shuruaat b ho chuki hai.
Me:- Ho sakta hai ye tumhara wehem ho….
Shahrukh:- (gussay me) Kaisa wehem???? Haaan??? Apko kia lagta hai? Me ye shoq se larki bun raha hoon??? Mujhe kidnap ker k majboor kiya gya hai… Is liye me raazi hua. Warna mene kia kia soch rakha tha apni zindagi k baray me. Mere future plans, sab kuch khatam ho gyaaa…..
Me:- Dekho Shahrukh!!! Ye to tum apni baat ker rahay ho, Lekin baki log to apni jaga sahi salamat hain.
Shahrukh:- Hunh!!! Koi sahi salamat nahi hai. Saira Api ko mene dekha hai, jo her wakt is talash me rehti hain k kisi tarah apne kamre me band ho jaein. Or jab wo bahar nikalti hain to unka libas is tarah ka hota hai, jo pehle kabhi ghar me b nahi pehenti thien. Is k elawa Maira or Maham! Un ko dekha Apne? Kaisi badal chuki hain…! Un dono ko lambay balo ka junnon tha. Lekin ab Maham ne apne baal katwa diye hain, kano me baaliyan. Jo wo kabhi nahi pehenti thi. Or Mummy….! Mummy b aisi ghabrai hui rehti hain jaise un ki chori pakre janay ka darr ho. Jin se hum khud daray huay rehte thay, wo ab khud darti hain.
Me:- Maan liya k ye baat such hai, lekin tum ye sab sabit kaise kero gay??? Agar tumhare Daddy aa gaey, un ko sab kaise batao gay????
Shahrukh:- Yei to me soch raha hoon k unko kaise bataoon…..
Me:- Waise ek baat batao, tumhain ye sab shaq kaise hua??? Ya tumhain kisi ne bataya????
Shahrukh:- Me jab ghar anay laga, to mujhe ek faqeer mila tha. Us ne mujhse paise lene k bajaey ek letter diya. Jis me sab kuch saaf saaf likha thaa k kaise or kia ho raha hai hamare sath…! Pehle mene us letter ko ignore kiya lekin jab me ghar aya to wo sab tabdeeliya dekhi jo us me likhi thi. Koi hai jo hum sab ko barbad ker k hamari dolat per qabza kerna chahta hai.
Me:- Dekho!!! Jaise tum keh rahay ho, agar tumhari baat such hai to jo tumhari dolat per qabza kerna chahta hai to wo asani se ker sakta hai. Lekin mujhe lagta hai uska plan kuch or hai.
Shahrukh:- Kia plan ho sakta hai???
Me:- Jo kuch tum bata rahay ho, us k hisab se to wo tum logo ko zaleel kerna chahta hai. Wo tumhare ghar k her ek insan ko badnam karay ga. Us k bad wo tumhari dolat or jaida per qabza karay ga.
Shahrukh:- Aisa kon ho sakta hai???? Hmari to kisi k sath dushmani nahi.
Me:- hahahahahaha…. Tum ab b nahi samjhay????
Shahrukh:- Kiaa nahi samjhaaa???? Kahin, kahin wo tum to nahi???????? Ooooooo….. Oooo… My God….. Nahi…. Ye nahi ho sakta……
Me:- hahahahahaha…….
Tabhi meri aankh khul gai. Me apne kamre me bistar per leti hui thi or din k 2 baj rahay thay. Aakhir kal raat ki mehnat ne mujhe b thaka diya tha. Is liye thora rest to zaroori tha. Mene koi aisa khuwab to nahi dekha tha jis se mujhe tension ho. Lekin me ek cheez samajh chuki thi, k Shahrukh ko ignore kerna b theek nahi. Usko b monitor kerna zarori hai. Ab us k rehte to cameras nahi lag sakte, is liye usko ghar se bahar bhejna ho ga. Is liye mene foran ek shakhs ko ek message bheja. Ab mujhe sham tak ka intazar kerna tha.
Udhar shahrukh k mobile per thori der bad ek message aya. Jis ko dekh ker Shahrukh ko tension hone lagi. Message me likha tha.
“Tum aj raat 10 bje tayar ho ker apne ghar se niklo gay or garden ki parking me jao gay. Tumhain 10:15min per ek gari ka no bheja jaey ga, us gari me baith jana. Wo tumhain hamare pas le aey gi. Kisi tarah ki hoshiyari kerne ki koshish nahi kerna, warna anjaam bura ho ga. Samjhe….!!!”
Us sham Shahrukh Apni Mummy ko message ker k ghar se nikal gya k wo treatment kerwanay k liye ja raha hai. Raat k almost 11 bje Door bell hui or koi ghar k andar aya. Jis ko dekh k sab k chehro per thori si tension aa gai.
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