Update 82
To chaliye suru karte hai bahut dino baad 
aj ka update
Ladka - ahh sali maja hi aa gaya ajj to, chahe kitni hi baar chodo maja har baar aata hai...
Ladki - ha sale tujhko kya, sirf danda hi to gusana hita hai, ya fati to meri hai (. man mae- sala choti lulu wala, ager tere pass pese nahi hote to, tere upper tukti bhi nahi)
Ladka- chali jabta hu sab kuch main tere bare mae, sali pata nahi kitno se chudi hogi ab tak..aur wo bata raha tha ki tune ganit ke mastarji ke saath bhi so gai.. paki randi ban gai hai tu sali...
Ladki- ha to tere ko kya karna hai sale, meri chut kisi ko bhi du, tujhko kya...
Ladka - ha to main kon sa tera pati hu jo mereko matlab hoga sali, achha bata wo kaaam kaha tak hua...
Ladki - kaam kon sa kaam..
Ladka - 
dekh majak mat kar, tujhko pata hai na mujko yese majak pasand nahi hai...
Ladki - ha janti hoon, wo kaam kar raha hai, sayad ek do din mae wo, uske niche aa jayegi..
Ladka - Huu tik usko bol jaldi kare, kisi bhi tarah se usko jal main fasa le... aur tu apna kaam sahi se kar rahi hai na
Ladki- ha to kya, main puri kosis kar rahi hu ki, kisi bhi tarah se wo uske pass aa jaye...
Ladka- hu jaldi kar aur dhyan se usko iski bhnak nahi honi chahiye ki hum usko fasa rahe hai...
Ladki- ha tum paresan mat ho, usko mujh par pura bharosa hai.....
Ladka- tik hai, bas ek baar wo madarchod, hamare jal mae fans jaye fir dekh, sali ko randi bana dunga, sali ne mujko tapad mara tha, main uski gand maar lunga..
Ladki - ha.. ha.. jo bhi karna hai uske saath kar lena par abhi mujko 8 hajar de mujko new mobile lena hai..
Ladka- wo mere pant nae rakha hua bai ja kar nikal le aur chal khana khate hai.. aj biryani banwaya tha main.. abhi tanda bhi nahi hua hai, jaldi aa ja pese kahi nahi ja rahe hain..
Ladki - ha.. ha.. tik hai chal mae nikalti hu pleats..
To ye dono kon the aur kisko fasane ki baate ho rahi thi, ye sab kuch apko pata chalega aane wale update main,
To inko yahi khane dete hain hai aur chalte hain wapis haveli yaha raju bhi nasta kar chuka tha aur wo bahar nikal gaya apni saykal (เคธเคพเคฏเคเคฒ) se ab uski manjil thi vikram thakur jo usko, uske sawale ke jawab de sakta tha..
Abhi raju gaon ke ander ja chuka tha aur ajj bhi aurte aur ladkiya uski ko nihar rahi thi,
Jese ki mene bataya tha ki is gaon ke sare kheto ki suruwat jo hai us, jangle ki devi ke mandir ke piche se hoti hai, aur waha tak Jane ke liye, gaon ko paar karna hota hai To raju chala gaya usi taraf aur paro ke ghar ke pass jakar ruk gaya aur, andar jane laga, aur darwaje ke pass jakar dastk di, andar se apni paro, black sarri pahne hue bahar aayi ki kon hai, aur jese hi darwaja khula raju to paro ko dekhta hi raha, mhu khol kar, paro raju ko apni or yesa gurte hua dekh kar, achha laga saath mae todi saram 
bhi aane lagi
Paro (sarnate hue) - app.. app..yaha kyu.. matlab kese.. ye main kya bol rahi hu. app khde kyu hai, andar aaye,
Aur fir paro ne khud hi raju ke hath ko pakad kar jaldi se ghar andar la diya, par ye seen piche se aa rahi dadi ne dekh liya.. aur dadi, 
sochne lagi..
Dadi- (man mae) - hu jese main sochi thi raju jarur, vikram beta se milne ja raha hoga, aur paro se kuch baat karne ke liye ruk gaya hoga, aur paro beti ne jis tarah se raju bete ke hath ko pakda lagta hai kuch jarur hoga, to mujko ab apne ghar jana chahiye in dono ke bich nahi aaungi abhi.. baad mae paro beti se puch lungi..
Aur dadi ulte pawo apne ghar ki taraf chal padi .
ab app log soch rahe hoge ki, dadi kp kese pata chala to apko bata du ki dadi ne hi kamaya ko idea diya tha ki wo raju ko puri baat na bole, balki, ye kaam vikram tik se kar payega
To ab toda andar dekhte hain ki raju aur paro kya kar rahe hai...
Paro- app.. app... yaha achanak kese aa gaye
Raju- kyu main nahi aa sakta kya yaha par
Paro- nahi..nahi...mere bolne ka Matlab wo nahi tha, par apko yese subha dekh kar..
Raju- wo yesa, wo mujko kuch kaam tha idhar isiliye aaya hu, aur mere kapde bhi yahi bhul gaya tha na isliye..
Paro - wo to app sirf kapde ke liye hi aaye the, mujhe laga ki app mere sawal ka jawab dene aaye ho 
, par koi baat nahi 
Raju- are.. are.. udhas mat ho jawo paro ji, apko ajj sham tak apke sawal ka jawab de dunga
Paro- achha tik hai main intjar karungi, rukiye main apke liye pani lati hu,
aur paro mudi par usi time raju ne uske hath ko pakad kar apni taraf kich liya aur. aur
Paro (sarmate hue) - ye.. ye.. app kya kar rahe hai, chodiye mujko, apko payas bhi to lagi hai
Paro ye bol to rahi thi par, wo bilkul bhi chutne ki kosis nahi kar rahi thi..
Raju ne paro ko apne karib kich liya aur uske galo ko chu kar bola ki..
Raju -
" payas to lagi hai bahut mujko, par ye payas, pani se nahi, balki apke labo se mite gi"
Aur fir wahi hua jo app soch rahe hai, dono ek dusre ko kiss 
karne lage
Dono bade hi itminan se ek dusre ke honto ko chus rahe the, paro ki ankhe puri tarah se bad thi, wo to bas is pal ka luft utha rahi thi, jiska intjar usko kab se tha
Dono ki jab sans fullne lagi tab dono ke honth
ek dusre se alag, dono ki ankho mae ek surur saaf dikh raha tha, ki ye kiss kahtam hi na ho par har chij ka ek time hota hi hai
Dono kuch der tak ek dusre se kuch nahi bole, fir paro hi samne se boli
Paro- wo.. wo.. kya apne choti bhabhi ko mere bare main bata diya kya bola choti ne...
Raju- huu apko kya lagta hai kya bola hoga, unhone hu..
Paro - agar usko payar sacha hai to wo apko nahi rokegi kyuki, apke upper unka puri tarha se hak nahi hai, kyuki wo kisi aur ki biwi aur bahu hai..
Raju - akhir yesa kyu ki mere bolne se pahle hi apko ye baat pata chal gai ki, unhone kya bola hoga, matlab kese...
Paro- sidhi baat hai main bhi ek aurat hu aur hum dono ki zindagi ek hi tarha ki, aur main bhi apko kisi aur se payar karne ke liye nahi rokungi kyuki, ye meri payar se bahar hai.. magar ha jiske saath bhi app ye sab karo uski jankari mujko honi hi chahiye samjhe nahi to
..
Raju- kya yaar app dono ek hi jesi ho
, todi der mae payar todi der main gussa
, pata nahi aur koi aa gai to wo kese hogi
Paro -
huu to apko do-do payar karne wali se man nahi bhar raha hai jo, ek aur ke bare mae sich rahe ho
..
Pahle mujko app choti bhabhi ka mobile number do
Raju-
kya par kyu kese, matlab apko kyu chahiye unka number
(paro ye bhul gayi thi ki usne ek baar Kamaya ko call kiya tha), kya app meri sikayat karogi unse
Paro - are baba main koi sikayat nahi karungi, wo bass mujko unse todi si baate karni hai aur kuch nahi
Raju-Paka na wada karo mujhse, ki app koi sikayat nahi karogi tabhi number dunga
Paro -.ha..ha..nahi karungi wada karti hoon aur app apna bhi number de do mujko
Raju- kyu yesi bhi kya jaldi hai apko jo number chahiye mera huu, control nahi ho raha hai kya....
Paro- achha agar app is tarha se mujko sine se lagakar kiss karoge to, kese control hoga mujhse hu.. chaliye ab number dijiye pahle
Raju- ha.. ha.. tik hai deta hoon,
fir raju ne apna aur kamaya ka number paro ko diya aur bahar jane laga, magar jate hue ruk gaya aur bola ki
Raju- agar sirf honto ke ras mae hi itni mitas hai to pata nahi, apke dudh mae kitni mittas hogi
, jaldi chakna hoga mujko
Paro-
gande kahi ke
Raju- wo to main hu hi aur apko bhi kar hi kunga
, ab main chata hu agar ho sake to sam ko aata hu, dudh pine
Aur raju musukurata hua nikal gaya Paro ke ghar se aur paro bhi apne honto mae muskan liye wahi kadhi rahi jab tak raju uski aankhon se wojal na ho gaya.
Ab raju ja raha hai vikram thakur ke pass apne kuch sawalo ka zawab lene, ab kya hoga aage iske liye
To Be continued
