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Nice updateupdate 12 (only kamya and Raju)
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thakurain - acchs choti bahu main ajj rat ko mandir ja rahi hoon kamla ke sath kuch kaam se to tu yaad se raju ko khana khila dena tik hai bhul mat jana tik hai
Kamaya - tik hai maji ap chinta mat kariye
Kamaya -achha inme naye kapde hai mene sahar (city) se magwaya hai
raju - par bhabhi iski kya jarurat thi app log mere liye itna sub kuch kar rahe ho aur ye bhi
Kamaya - tu tum kya inhi kapdo main rahoge kya huu tum bhul gaye kya tumne mujhse wada kiya tha ki tum meri har baat manige bhul gaye
raju - aacha aacha baba mujhe maff kar do bhabhi app rakh do kapde
To chaliye suru karte hai aj ka update
Kamaya - accha suno main in sare kapdo ko rek (jisme kapde rakhte hai naam bhul gaya ) main rakh deti hoon tik hai
raju - tik hai bhabhi app rakh do inko wahi par
Kamaya kapdo ko beg se nikal rahi thi sath main unko dekh bhi rahi thi ki kahi koi kharabi to nahi hai ki tabhi raju ki awwaj (todi si) - ahhhh
Kamaya turant hi kaodo ko chod kar raju ke pass bed main beth gai
Kamaya (chinta se - ) kya hua raju tum chike kyu kahi dard to nahi ho raha hai
raju(sir hila kar) nahi bhabhi kahi bhi dard nahi hua
Kamaya - to chike kyu yese hi maje main kya chalo batawo kaha dard hua (todo gussa wala face bana kar
Raju (todo dar) - wo.. wo.. bhabhi
Kamaya (jore se hasti hui ) - are mere bhole raj aur kamya ruk gai fir boli
Kamaya - are mai to bas majak kar rahi thi tumhare sath aur dekho to kesi cahra(face) bana liya tumne hi hi
Raju -kya bhabhi app bhi mujko ched rahi ho aur apne mujko raj kyu bola mere naam to
Kamaya (bich main hi) - suno ye raju nam bahut purana sa lagta hai to aaj se jub bhi hum dono honge main tumko raj hi kaungi (apni aankho ko matka kar ) samje aur ye baat hum dono ke bich hi rahegi tik hai
Raju - tik hai bhabhi abb apko wada kiya kiya hai to ye bhi sah lenge
Kamaya - (aankhe dikha kar ) sah lenge se kya matlab hai tumhara huu
Raju-(muskurana ke sath) - kya bhabhi kya sirf app hi majak kar sakti hoon main nahi hi hi
Kamaya - hu to ab mujhse hi majak ek baar puri tarah se tik ho jawo fir dekhti hoon tumko huu
accha ye sab chodo aur batawo kaha dard hua sach sach
Raju - bhabhi kya hai na lagta hai kisi machar (maskito) ne jir se kata
Kamaya -kaha par kata liya jo tum chik pade huu
raju - idhar gale ke pass
Kamaya todo aur raju ke najdik gai ki kaha kata hai par ye seen kuch yesa ho gaya jese do peremi ek dusre ke gale lagto ho kamya gai to raju ke pass par uske dil dhadkan kuch tej chal rahi thi aur wajha tha tahndi ke mausam main raju ki garam garam sans, usko apne gale aur kaan ke pass mahsus ho rahi thi par jub kamaya ne raju ko uske samne lage kanch (dressing table) main dekha to uski gulab jese honto par muskan aa gai kyu bichare raju ne apni aankhe band kar di
Raju (toda hadbada kar) - bhabhi kya hua app chup kyu ho gayi
Kamaya bhi lut aai aur boli apni duniya se aur boli ki
Kamaya - kuch nahi lagta hai machar ko bhi tum pasand aa gaye iske beth hi gataitumre gale main toda khun bhi nikak liya isliye tumko dard hua
raju- machar ko bhi pasand se kya hai hai aur kisko pasand aa gaya main
kamya raju se dur hokar - are hum sab logo aur kya
raju - huu to sakal uthar k
kamya-kya hua raju koi paresani hai kya mujse tum apna dost samjho
raju- dost
kamya - ha aur nahi to ab hum dono ka kamra pass pass hai
raju-par bhabhi apk to kitni umr ho gai hai aur main itna chota hu hum kese dost fir ha ha ha(hasta hua
Kamaya - main aur umr wali huu (apne hath kamar main rakhte hue)
jara acche se dekho mujko kya main umr wali lagti huu abhi koi bhi mujko tumari biwi bol dega samje
ek pal ke liye to raju bhi kamya ko dekhta rah gaya par agle hi pal usni apni nazre nichi kar li
Kamaya ne ye josh main bol to diya par fir usse apni kahi baat ka ahsas hua to kudh hi apne najre niche kar li par mahul ko halka karne ke liye
Kamaya - mujse masti tik hai abhi kuch nahi karungi par iska badla to jarur lungi ab batao kya hu tumko
Raju - ye mere hatjo main ye laga hua hai (plastar) jiski wajha se mujko bahut taklif hoti hai kahi kujli hui to kabhi machar paresan karte hain pata nahi kab isse chutkara milega aur bhabhi ajj to wo nurse bhi nahi aai kaha gai wo
Kamaya - raj usko (nurse) hawli se nikal diya babuji ne
Raju - par kyu bhabhi kya hua kya kiya usne ki babuji ne usko nikak diya
Kamaya - wo baat esi hai ki (fir usne raju ko sari baat bata di)
Raju- ye accha nahi hua babuji kitne wiswas se usko hawli main rahne diya
Kamaya (thandi sans lekar) - ajj ki duniya yesi hi hai Raj yaha to apno par hi wiswas nahi kiya ja sakta wo to fir bhi dusri thi wo bolte hai na ki
"hame to apno ne luta, gero main kaha dm tha, hamari kasti waha dubi jaha pani km tha"
raju - ha bhabhi sahi kaha apne
jisoo diya tha hambe apna dil sambalne ko hame kya pata tha ki wahi dilo ka sawodagar nikla"
raju ke ye sabad sidhe kamaya ke dil ko lag gai aur ek pal ke liye usko wo sab yaad aa gaya par bhi apna sir jatak kar boli
Kamaya - acha raj mere pass tumhare liye ek acchi khabar hai tumko na insko (plaster) sirf ek din aur jelna hogo
Raju - (jaldi) - Matlab kese kyu
Kamaya - wo ajj babuji ne hospital phone kiya tha to unhone kl ka samay diya hai kl tumko babuji hospital le jayenge isse tumko kl hi chutkara mil jayega....
to be continued
Nice updateMega UPDATE 87
VIKRAM KA RAZZ LAST PART
PICHHALE UPDATE MAIN
raju turant uth kada ho gaya ki kahi bhaiya ko kuch ho to nahi gaya, par jab dekha to samjha gaya ki nase ki wajha se wo soo gaye hai raju apni jagha wapis aa gaya aur kud se bolne laga..
Raju - lagta hai age ka razz subha ki khulega.. Chalo mail bhi so jata hu
AB AGE CHALTE HAI
to raju sone wala tha ki tabhi uska mobile baja, aur usne ye andaja laga liya tha ki kon ho sakta hai, aur wahi hua bhi ye call kamaya ne kiya tha..
Call par dono
Kamaya - hello hello ha Raj kaha ho abhi tak aate kyu nahi ..
Raju- ha bhabhi app bhul gai main vikram bhaiya ke pass aaya hu, aur main sone wala tha apka call aa gaya.
Kamaya- huu mujko pata hai app kaha ho , main ye puch ne ke liya call ki thi ki wo, wo baat jaan gaye app..
Raju - ha bhi aur na bhi
Kamaya - hu matlab main kuch samjhi nahi raj kya baat hua.. Apki vikram ke saath mujko puri baat khul kar bataye
Raju - ha batata hu, to hua yesa ki..
Fir raju ne kamaya ko sab kuch bata diya kese usne kalu ki kutilta ko pardafasa kiya, aur fir party aur vikram ki sarab tak.
Kamaya- hu to ye baat hai wese accha hua apka waha jana sab logo ki mahenat bach gai aur adha hi sahi apko razz to pata chal gaya, to ab kya.. Kya fesla liya apne
Raju- ab kya ,jab tak puri baat nahi jaan leta ki kya hua kese hua main koi nirnya nahi le sakta hu, sayad adhi baat kal subah pata chale..
Kamaya- to app ajj nahi aane wale ho tik hai koi baat nahi , main maji (thakurani) ko bata dungi ki app ajj nahi aa rahe ho, achha tik hai raj good night..
Raju- good night..
Aur fir call cute hua, ab raju aur kamaya sone to ja rahe the, par dono ke dimag main ek hi baat chal rahi thi ki kall kaya hoga..
Idhar bahut se kisan wahi ruk gaye kyuki sab full ho choke the,Aur ek raat gujar gai kai ke liya khushiyaan le kar to kuch ke liya gham le kar..
Ek nahi subha hui raju ki nind hamesa ki tarah pahle khul aur wo hath mhu dho kar bhar nikal aya, ajj pahli baar raju kheto ko itni subha - subha dekh raha tha, charo taraf haryali aur halka halka kohara ye seen dekh raju ko bahut accha laga, tabhi piche se ek kisan ki awaj aa gai..
Kisan- are ram Ram raju Babu ye kya, app itni subha subha kheto main aa gaye , kuch kaam tha kya..
Raju- are nahi kaka aaya nahi hu, wo to main kal gaya hi nahi tha Haveli, yahi ruk gaya tha raat ho gai thi to.. Accha kaka yaha khul kitni jamin hogi babuji ki apko kuch andaja hai kya
Kisan- hmm beta jaha tak mujko jankari hai yaha ki lagbhag 300 akar jamin hai Thakur sahab ki,aur iske alawa bahar bhi bahut jamin hai unki ,accha par beta ye chote malik nahi dikh rahe hai so rahe hai kya abhi tak..
Raju- ha kaka bhaiya so rahe hai, wo kal unhone ne bhi toda jada hi pii rakhi thi to..
Kisan- ha samajh sakta hu Babu, chote malik ki halat ko kal bhi sayad jada pi liye honge aur dino ki tarah ab kar bhi kya sakte hai..
Raju - kya matlb hai kaka aur dino ki tatha se..
Kisan- ab kya bataye bete, main pichle 15 salo se chote malik ko dekh raha hu, pahle ki kuch sal wo bahut Hansmuh insan the, hamesa kabhi is sahar to us sahar jaya karte the, aur bich bich mae ham logo ke saath yesi hi raat (party's) mana liye karte the fir ( aur wo chup hi gaya)
Raju- fir, fir kya hua kaka..
Kisan- fir yahi kuch 4-5 sal pahle ki baat hai beta chote malik lagbhg 1 mahine tak sahar (city) mae ruke the kuch kaam ko lekar fir jase wo wapis aaya hai, bilkul chup se rahne lage, fir unko sadi bhi ho gai par wo nahi badle, na jane yesa kya hua hamare chote malik ke saath.. Accha Babu main chalta hu toda dekh lu kahi koi janwar to nahi gus aya kheto main..
Aur kisan chala gaya par apne puche sawal chod gaya, raju ne jitni kahani vikram ke mhu se suni usee usko pata chal gaya ki city wala razz abhi khula nahi hai tabhi ek kaam wali aai aur boli ki chote malik (vikram) apko bhula rahe hai , raju andar gaya to dekha ki vikram apna sir pakad kar beha hua tha..
Raju- ye kya, kya hua apko bhaiya, sab kuch tik to hai na..
Vikram- ha chote tu bath ja, sab kuch tik hai, wo kal lagta hai jada pi ki thi to sir mae dard ho raha hai..
Raju- wo ye baat hai, kaki oo kaki .(kaamwali ) jara yaha aana to,
Kaamwaki- ha kya hua Babu kuch, chaiye kya apko..
Raju- mujko kuch nahi chahiye kaki, wo app toda nimbu pani bana kar la do bhaiya ke liya unke sir main bahut dard hai aur ho sake to toda tanda bhi dal dena usme.. Aur mere liye coffee bana dena agar ho to ya fir chaye (tea) bhi chalegi..
Kaamwali ha bol kar chal di, aur vikram khush hua ki raju ko uski sehat ki chinta bhi hai, fir nimbu pani pi kar aram karen laga aur raju apni coffee pi raha tha..
Vikram- accha chote mujko kal ka jo last main jo baat mene tujko boli wo yaad nahi jara bata to mene kaha apni baat khatm ki thi
(Jesa ki hota hai kai logo ko sarab pine ke agle din kuch yaad nahi rahta ki unhone raat main kaya kiya, ya fir toda bahut yad rahta hai) fir raju ne wo baat bata di ki kha ruka tha vikram fir vikram ne raju ko bola..
Vikram- raju bahar ja kar bol de ki koi mujko paresan na kare main so raha hu, aur tu darwaja band karke yaha beth ja, ajj puri baat bata deta hu tujko..
Raju ne wahi kiya jo vikram ne usko bola tha fir vikram ne kahani wahi se suru ki jaha usne roka tha matlb uske dosto ke dur jane ke baad..
Vikram- to is tarah se mene apne dosto ko apne se dur kar diya, par mujhe laga ki wo log wapis aa jaynge par main galt tha, wo kabhi nahi aye,
Raju- fir kya hua bhajiya
Vikram- wo bolte hai na chote ki acchi chij ki adat jaldi nahi lagti aur buri chij ki adat lag jati hai, mere saath bhi yahi hua, ab ki dost nahi the tho main har raat us kabile main ragin kiya karta tha, subha sarab aur raat ko sabab, ye mera roj ka ho gaya yese karte karte 2 mahine bit gaye fir wo kabile wale cale gaye, par meri adat lag chuki thi, fir mene socha ki kyu na hai apni rate rangin kar lu, par pita Ji ke dar aur unki ijat ki wajha se main ruk gaya, par kya karta adat se majbur ho gaya tha har roj sarab piya karta tha us samay main sirf 20 saal ka tha , fir mujhe sahar (city) jane ka muka mila aur waha mujhe kothe ke bare main pata chal gaya aur fir main kuch na kuch bahana bana kar yahi jaya karta kar kai kai dino ke liya apni rate wahi rangin kiya karta aur tab tak mujhe ganje aur drags ki lat lag chuki thi, mujhe kuch alag mahsus ho raha tha jese jese wakt gujar raha tha par , jawani ki garmi ki wajah se mene usko ignor kar diya, for ek din wo raat bhi aa gai jo meri zindagi mae tufan le kar aai ..
Vikram - jaha tak mujko yaad hai mujko nasa karna aur kote mae jana lagbhg 2 sak ho chuke the aur main 23 sall ho ho chuka tha, mere sariri mae bahut kuch badal chuka tha ,mujme pahle jese jada der tak sex karen ki takat nahi thi,aur bhi bahut kuch par mene dhyan nahi diya aur ek raat jab main fir usi jagha gaya aur sarab aur ganja funk liya, aur jab raat ragin karne ki barri aai to, to, mene andar josh hi nahi aaya (khada hi nahi hua) us aurat ne bahut kosi ki par kuch bhi nahi hua, JIWAN main pahli baar mujko dar lagne laga, aur main turant waha se hotal chala gaya, fir kuch din yese hi bit gaye mujhe laga ki koi kamjaori ki wajha se ye ho raha hai par mae galat tha aur ek aur rat kote mae bit gai aur waha mujko us ladki ne tana de kar nikal diya ki,agar mardani nahi hai to yaha aya mat kar,main waha se nikal gaya aur main Doctor ke pass jana chahta tha par raat ho chuki thi aur main tode nase mae bhi tha , agali subha main Doctor ke pass gaya, (ye wahi thi jinhonne kamay ke halat ke bare mae raju ko bataya tha) aur Doctor ko puri baat bata di , aur ye bhi ki ye baat kahi bahar na jaye ,fir Doctor ne mere kuch test kiye aur 1 hafte baad ane ko bola main 1 hafte baad Doctor ke pass gaya aur..
Doctor- hello Mr Thakur
Vikram- hello Doctor to mere test ka report aa gaya kya? ..
Doctor- isse phale ki main apko bata du ki apki report kiya hai, app pahle mere question ka answer dijiye.. Aur ha kuch question personal bhi ho sakte hai to please Cropret
Vikram- ok Doctor, koi baat nahi jo bhi question hai app puch sakte hai ..
Doctor- to vikram Ji jaha tak mera saq hai mujhe lagta hai ki app nase ke addi hai aur kab se app kar rahe hai ye Nasha..
Vikram- Doctor wo baat ye hai ki, lagbhg 4 salo se mae Nasha karte aya hu..
Doctor- ok aur app kitne samay se sex karte aaye hai..
Vikram- ji wo, wo bhi mae 4 salo se
Doctor- hmm tabhi ye hua kya ab lagbhg har roj Nasha aur sex karte the, in 4 salo mae..aur kya app is nashe ke samay apne khane ko sahi rakhte the ya fur yese hi .
Vikram- Ji app sahi bol rahe ho Doctor, aur mae khane par dhyan nahi dete tha, aur mujhe kuch samay se yesa lag raha tha ki main andar se kamjora ho raha hu, par mene dhyan nahi diya..
Doctor- mujhe laga hi tha vikram, dekhiye ye to app jante hi hai ki Nasha ek limit tak rahe to hi sahi hai aur Nasha ki wajha se bahut si bimariya hoti hai aur jada Nasha mard ki sex power ko bahut nukasana paucha deta hai, aur app ke case mae bhi yahi hua hai..
Vikram- sidhe boliye Doctor ki hua kya, kher mujhe iska andaja to ho raha tha par mene dhyan nahi diya..
Doctor- yahi apki galti thi vikram ki app sahi samay mae nahi aaye, apke sare test ke report aa chuke hai aur inse ye sabit hota hai ki, apki sex karen ki takat puri tarah se khatm ho chuki hai, aur saydh ab app kabhi bhi sex nahi kar payenge , aur iski sabse badi wajha apki nashe ki lat aur Khan pan mae dhyan nahi dena , khali pet mae Nasha aur fir lagatar sex ne apko andar aur bahar dono se khatm kar diya hai, isliye sorry.. (Iske piche ek bahut bada razz hai kyuki koi yese hi namard nahi ho jata par iska khulasa baad main hoga, tab tak socha)
Vikram ko is baat ka andaja ho chuka tha, par wo ye nahi socha ki wo ab kabhi bhi sex nahi kar payega, fir bhi vikram ne himat nahi hari aur bola..
Vikram- tik hai Doctor par kya app aur kuch nahi kar sakte, ek baar plesse ..
Doctor- tik hai agar app bol rahe hai to, par iske liya apko kaam se kaam 1 mahine ke liya city mae rukna hoga, main apke kuch test ke liya India ke top Doctor aur ho sake to bhar bhi dikha dungi agar koi uppay hua to, tik hai
Ab vikram ne sirf mudi hila di ab wo Bolta bhi kya, wo apne hotal aa gaya aur fir aone dost aur kuch kisano ki baate yaad ane lagi jo usko jada Nasha aur sex karen ke liya roka karte the..
Fir ek mahine bhi bit gaye aur Doctor ne apne haath utha liye ki ab kuch nahi ho sakta hai.
Aur ye bol vikram chup ho gaya, raju saf dekh paa raha tha ki vikram ki ankho mae anshu hai par wo bhi chup chap tha..fir vikram bola
Vikram- uske baad main gaon wapis aa gaya aur simple jindagi jine laga par, fir ek din pita Ji ne bola ki unhonne meri sadhi fix kar di hai..
Raju- par bhaiya apne babuji ko bataya kyu nahi, in Sab chij ke bare mae..
Vikram- accha agar tu meri jagha hota to kya tu bata pata unko bol raju bata pata..
Vikram ke is sawal par raju chup ho gaya Bolta bhi kya, wo samjh gaya ki vikram ne kyu kuch nahi bola, fir vikram bola
Vikram- raju bolna bahut aasan hai karna bahut mushkil, tu janta hai, mere pita ne mujko kabhi nahi roka kisi chij ke liya , na meri koi baat tali to main kese, aur agar wo ye sawal karte ki kyu sadhi nahi karna chahta to kya Bolta, bas fir mene hami bhar di..
Raju- tik hai bhaiya main samjh gaya apki majburi ko par, bhabhi ko apne nahi bataya ye baat sadhi se pahle, matlb aone bhabhi ko andhere mae rakha tha..
Vikram- nahi chote main itna bhi nahi gira hua hu ki, apni juti shan ke liya ek ladki ki jindagi ujad du ..
Raju -matlb bhabhi ko..
Vikram- ha raju mene kamaya ko sab kuch pahle se bata diya tha..
Raju to ye sun sock hi ho gaya ki ye sab kya hue kese hua aur kyu hua, aur raju bol pada..
Raju - par, par bhaiya jab unko sab kuch pata tha to fir wo is sadhi ke liya hami bhari kyu, unko mana kar dena chahiye tha na..
Vikram- mujko laga hi tha ki tu ye sawal jarur karega , ki kamaya ne ha kyu bola
Raju - ha to boliye kyu bola unhonne..
Vikram- raju, abhi tak tune is razz ke ek hi chapter ko jana hai..
Raju - kya matlb apka
Vikram- kamaya ne mujko bhi ye baat ajj tak nahi batai ki usne kyu hai kaha, ab wo tujko bata sakti hai abhi tak tune vikram ke muh se vikram ka razz jana hai, aur ab tujko kamaya ke razz ke liya kamaya se hi baat karni padegi yaha mera chaptar khatm hua ..
Raju khada ho gaya aur bola
Raju - matlb apka chaptar pura hua, ab bhabhi ka chaptar suru
To Be Continue
Mind blowing updateMega UPDATE 87
VIKRAM KA RAZZ LAST PART
PICHHALE UPDATE MAIN
raju turant uth kada ho gaya ki kahi bhaiya ko kuch ho to nahi gaya, par jab dekha to samjha gaya ki nase ki wajha se wo soo gaye hai raju apni jagha wapis aa gaya aur kud se bolne laga..
Raju - lagta hai age ka razz subha ki khulega.. Chalo mail bhi so jata hu
AB AGE CHALTE HAI
to raju sone wala tha ki tabhi uska mobile baja, aur usne ye andaja laga liya tha ki kon ho sakta hai, aur wahi hua bhi ye call kamaya ne kiya tha..
Call par dono
Kamaya - hello hello ha Raj kaha ho abhi tak aate kyu nahi ..
Raju- ha bhabhi app bhul gai main vikram bhaiya ke pass aaya hu, aur main sone wala tha apka call aa gaya.
Kamaya- huu mujko pata hai app kaha ho , main ye puch ne ke liya call ki thi ki wo, wo baat jaan gaye app..
Raju - ha bhi aur na bhi
Kamaya - hu matlab main kuch samjhi nahi raj kya baat hua.. Apki vikram ke saath mujko puri baat khul kar bataye
Raju - ha batata hu, to hua yesa ki..
Fir raju ne kamaya ko sab kuch bata diya kese usne kalu ki kutilta ko pardafasa kiya, aur fir party aur vikram ki sarab tak.
Kamaya- hu to ye baat hai wese accha hua apka waha jana sab logo ki mahenat bach gai aur adha hi sahi apko razz to pata chal gaya, to ab kya.. Kya fesla liya apne
Raju- ab kya ,jab tak puri baat nahi jaan leta ki kya hua kese hua main koi nirnya nahi le sakta hu, sayad adhi baat kal subah pata chale..
Kamaya- to app ajj nahi aane wale ho tik hai koi baat nahi , main maji (thakurani) ko bata dungi ki app ajj nahi aa rahe ho, achha tik hai raj good night..
Raju- good night..
Aur fir call cute hua, ab raju aur kamaya sone to ja rahe the, par dono ke dimag main ek hi baat chal rahi thi ki kall kaya hoga..
Idhar bahut se kisan wahi ruk gaye kyuki sab full ho choke the,Aur ek raat gujar gai kai ke liya khushiyaan le kar to kuch ke liya gham le kar..
Ek nahi subha hui raju ki nind hamesa ki tarah pahle khul aur wo hath mhu dho kar bhar nikal aya, ajj pahli baar raju kheto ko itni subha - subha dekh raha tha, charo taraf haryali aur halka halka kohara ye seen dekh raju ko bahut accha laga, tabhi piche se ek kisan ki awaj aa gai..
Kisan- are ram Ram raju Babu ye kya, app itni subha subha kheto main aa gaye , kuch kaam tha kya..
Raju- are nahi kaka aaya nahi hu, wo to main kal gaya hi nahi tha Haveli, yahi ruk gaya tha raat ho gai thi to.. Accha kaka yaha khul kitni jamin hogi babuji ki apko kuch andaja hai kya
Kisan- hmm beta jaha tak mujko jankari hai yaha ki lagbhag 300 akar jamin hai Thakur sahab ki,aur iske alawa bahar bhi bahut jamin hai unki ,accha par beta ye chote malik nahi dikh rahe hai so rahe hai kya abhi tak..
Raju- ha kaka bhaiya so rahe hai, wo kal unhone ne bhi toda jada hi pii rakhi thi to..
Kisan- ha samajh sakta hu Babu, chote malik ki halat ko kal bhi sayad jada pi liye honge aur dino ki tarah ab kar bhi kya sakte hai..
Raju - kya matlb hai kaka aur dino ki tatha se..
Kisan- ab kya bataye bete, main pichle 15 salo se chote malik ko dekh raha hu, pahle ki kuch sal wo bahut Hansmuh insan the, hamesa kabhi is sahar to us sahar jaya karte the, aur bich bich mae ham logo ke saath yesi hi raat (party's) mana liye karte the fir ( aur wo chup hi gaya)
Raju- fir, fir kya hua kaka..
Kisan- fir yahi kuch 4-5 sal pahle ki baat hai beta chote malik lagbhg 1 mahine tak sahar (city) mae ruke the kuch kaam ko lekar fir jase wo wapis aaya hai, bilkul chup se rahne lage, fir unko sadi bhi ho gai par wo nahi badle, na jane yesa kya hua hamare chote malik ke saath.. Accha Babu main chalta hu toda dekh lu kahi koi janwar to nahi gus aya kheto main..
Aur kisan chala gaya par apne puche sawal chod gaya, raju ne jitni kahani vikram ke mhu se suni usee usko pata chal gaya ki city wala razz abhi khula nahi hai tabhi ek kaam wali aai aur boli ki chote malik (vikram) apko bhula rahe hai , raju andar gaya to dekha ki vikram apna sir pakad kar beha hua tha..
Raju- ye kya, kya hua apko bhaiya, sab kuch tik to hai na..
Vikram- ha chote tu bath ja, sab kuch tik hai, wo kal lagta hai jada pi ki thi to sir mae dard ho raha hai..
Raju- wo ye baat hai, kaki oo kaki .(kaamwali ) jara yaha aana to,
Kaamwaki- ha kya hua Babu kuch, chaiye kya apko..
Raju- mujko kuch nahi chahiye kaki, wo app toda nimbu pani bana kar la do bhaiya ke liya unke sir main bahut dard hai aur ho sake to toda tanda bhi dal dena usme.. Aur mere liye coffee bana dena agar ho to ya fir chaye (tea) bhi chalegi..
Kaamwali ha bol kar chal di, aur vikram khush hua ki raju ko uski sehat ki chinta bhi hai, fir nimbu pani pi kar aram karen laga aur raju apni coffee pi raha tha..
Vikram- accha chote mujko kal ka jo last main jo baat mene tujko boli wo yaad nahi jara bata to mene kaha apni baat khatm ki thi
(Jesa ki hota hai kai logo ko sarab pine ke agle din kuch yaad nahi rahta ki unhone raat main kaya kiya, ya fir toda bahut yad rahta hai) fir raju ne wo baat bata di ki kha ruka tha vikram fir vikram ne raju ko bola..
Vikram- raju bahar ja kar bol de ki koi mujko paresan na kare main so raha hu, aur tu darwaja band karke yaha beth ja, ajj puri baat bata deta hu tujko..
Raju ne wahi kiya jo vikram ne usko bola tha fir vikram ne kahani wahi se suru ki jaha usne roka tha matlb uske dosto ke dur jane ke baad..
Vikram- to is tarah se mene apne dosto ko apne se dur kar diya, par mujhe laga ki wo log wapis aa jaynge par main galt tha, wo kabhi nahi aye,
Raju- fir kya hua bhajiya
Vikram- wo bolte hai na chote ki acchi chij ki adat jaldi nahi lagti aur buri chij ki adat lag jati hai, mere saath bhi yahi hua, ab ki dost nahi the tho main har raat us kabile main ragin kiya karta tha, subha sarab aur raat ko sabab, ye mera roj ka ho gaya yese karte karte 2 mahine bit gaye fir wo kabile wale cale gaye, par meri adat lag chuki thi, fir mene socha ki kyu na hai apni rate rangin kar lu, par pita Ji ke dar aur unki ijat ki wajha se main ruk gaya, par kya karta adat se majbur ho gaya tha har roj sarab piya karta tha us samay main sirf 20 saal ka tha , fir mujhe sahar (city) jane ka muka mila aur waha mujhe kothe ke bare main pata chal gaya aur fir main kuch na kuch bahana bana kar yahi jaya karta kar kai kai dino ke liya apni rate wahi rangin kiya karta aur tab tak mujhe ganje aur drags ki lat lag chuki thi, mujhe kuch alag mahsus ho raha tha jese jese wakt gujar raha tha par , jawani ki garmi ki wajah se mene usko ignor kar diya, for ek din wo raat bhi aa gai jo meri zindagi mae tufan le kar aai ..
Vikram - jaha tak mujko yaad hai mujko nasa karna aur kote mae jana lagbhg 2 sak ho chuke the aur main 23 sall ho ho chuka tha, mere sariri mae bahut kuch badal chuka tha ,mujme pahle jese jada der tak sex karen ki takat nahi thi,aur bhi bahut kuch par mene dhyan nahi diya aur ek raat jab main fir usi jagha gaya aur sarab aur ganja funk liya, aur jab raat ragin karne ki barri aai to, to, mene andar josh hi nahi aaya (khada hi nahi hua) us aurat ne bahut kosi ki par kuch bhi nahi hua, JIWAN main pahli baar mujko dar lagne laga, aur main turant waha se hotal chala gaya, fir kuch din yese hi bit gaye mujhe laga ki koi kamjaori ki wajha se ye ho raha hai par mae galat tha aur ek aur rat kote mae bit gai aur waha mujko us ladki ne tana de kar nikal diya ki,agar mardani nahi hai to yaha aya mat kar,main waha se nikal gaya aur main Doctor ke pass jana chahta tha par raat ho chuki thi aur main tode nase mae bhi tha , agali subha main Doctor ke pass gaya, (ye wahi thi jinhonne kamay ke halat ke bare mae raju ko bataya tha) aur Doctor ko puri baat bata di , aur ye bhi ki ye baat kahi bahar na jaye ,fir Doctor ne mere kuch test kiye aur 1 hafte baad ane ko bola main 1 hafte baad Doctor ke pass gaya aur..
Doctor- hello Mr Thakur
Vikram- hello Doctor to mere test ka report aa gaya kya? ..
Doctor- isse phale ki main apko bata du ki apki report kiya hai, app pahle mere question ka answer dijiye.. Aur ha kuch question personal bhi ho sakte hai to please Cropret
Vikram- ok Doctor, koi baat nahi jo bhi question hai app puch sakte hai ..
Doctor- to vikram Ji jaha tak mera saq hai mujhe lagta hai ki app nase ke addi hai aur kab se app kar rahe hai ye Nasha..
Vikram- Doctor wo baat ye hai ki, lagbhg 4 salo se mae Nasha karte aya hu..
Doctor- ok aur app kitne samay se sex karte aaye hai..
Vikram- ji wo, wo bhi mae 4 salo se
Doctor- hmm tabhi ye hua kya ab lagbhg har roj Nasha aur sex karte the, in 4 salo mae..aur kya app is nashe ke samay apne khane ko sahi rakhte the ya fur yese hi .
Vikram- Ji app sahi bol rahe ho Doctor, aur mae khane par dhyan nahi dete tha, aur mujhe kuch samay se yesa lag raha tha ki main andar se kamjora ho raha hu, par mene dhyan nahi diya..
Doctor- mujhe laga hi tha vikram, dekhiye ye to app jante hi hai ki Nasha ek limit tak rahe to hi sahi hai aur Nasha ki wajha se bahut si bimariya hoti hai aur jada Nasha mard ki sex power ko bahut nukasana paucha deta hai, aur app ke case mae bhi yahi hua hai..
Vikram- sidhe boliye Doctor ki hua kya, kher mujhe iska andaja to ho raha tha par mene dhyan nahi diya..
Doctor- yahi apki galti thi vikram ki app sahi samay mae nahi aaye, apke sare test ke report aa chuke hai aur inse ye sabit hota hai ki, apki sex karen ki takat puri tarah se khatm ho chuki hai, aur saydh ab app kabhi bhi sex nahi kar payenge , aur iski sabse badi wajha apki nashe ki lat aur Khan pan mae dhyan nahi dena , khali pet mae Nasha aur fir lagatar sex ne apko andar aur bahar dono se khatm kar diya hai, isliye sorry.. (Iske piche ek bahut bada razz hai kyuki koi yese hi namard nahi ho jata par iska khulasa baad main hoga, tab tak socha)
Vikram ko is baat ka andaja ho chuka tha, par wo ye nahi socha ki wo ab kabhi bhi sex nahi kar payega, fir bhi vikram ne himat nahi hari aur bola..
Vikram- tik hai Doctor par kya app aur kuch nahi kar sakte, ek baar plesse ..
Doctor- tik hai agar app bol rahe hai to, par iske liya apko kaam se kaam 1 mahine ke liya city mae rukna hoga, main apke kuch test ke liya India ke top Doctor aur ho sake to bhar bhi dikha dungi agar koi uppay hua to, tik hai
Ab vikram ne sirf mudi hila di ab wo Bolta bhi kya, wo apne hotal aa gaya aur fir aone dost aur kuch kisano ki baate yaad ane lagi jo usko jada Nasha aur sex karen ke liya roka karte the..
Fir ek mahine bhi bit gaye aur Doctor ne apne haath utha liye ki ab kuch nahi ho sakta hai.
Aur ye bol vikram chup ho gaya, raju saf dekh paa raha tha ki vikram ki ankho mae anshu hai par wo bhi chup chap tha..fir vikram bola
Vikram- uske baad main gaon wapis aa gaya aur simple jindagi jine laga par, fir ek din pita Ji ne bola ki unhonne meri sadhi fix kar di hai..
Raju- par bhaiya apne babuji ko bataya kyu nahi, in Sab chij ke bare mae..
Vikram- accha agar tu meri jagha hota to kya tu bata pata unko bol raju bata pata..
Vikram ke is sawal par raju chup ho gaya Bolta bhi kya, wo samjh gaya ki vikram ne kyu kuch nahi bola, fir vikram bola
Vikram- raju bolna bahut aasan hai karna bahut mushkil, tu janta hai, mere pita ne mujko kabhi nahi roka kisi chij ke liya , na meri koi baat tali to main kese, aur agar wo ye sawal karte ki kyu sadhi nahi karna chahta to kya Bolta, bas fir mene hami bhar di..
Raju- tik hai bhaiya main samjh gaya apki majburi ko par, bhabhi ko apne nahi bataya ye baat sadhi se pahle, matlb aone bhabhi ko andhere mae rakha tha..
Vikram- nahi chote main itna bhi nahi gira hua hu ki, apni juti shan ke liya ek ladki ki jindagi ujad du ..
Raju -matlb bhabhi ko..
Vikram- ha raju mene kamaya ko sab kuch pahle se bata diya tha..
Raju to ye sun sock hi ho gaya ki ye sab kya hue kese hua aur kyu hua, aur raju bol pada..
Raju - par, par bhaiya jab unko sab kuch pata tha to fir wo is sadhi ke liya hami bhari kyu, unko mana kar dena chahiye tha na..
Vikram- mujko laga hi tha ki tu ye sawal jarur karega , ki kamaya ne ha kyu bola
Raju - ha to boliye kyu bola unhonne..
Vikram- raju, abhi tak tune is razz ke ek hi chapter ko jana hai..
Raju - kya matlb apka
Vikram- kamaya ne mujko bhi ye baat ajj tak nahi batai ki usne kyu hai kaha, ab wo tujko bata sakti hai abhi tak tune vikram ke muh se vikram ka razz jana hai, aur ab tujko kamaya ke razz ke liya kamaya se hi baat karni padegi yaha mera chaptar khatm hua ..
Raju khada ho gaya aur bola
Raju - matlb apka chaptar pura hua, ab bhabhi ka chaptar suru
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