Fantasy Pakiza
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Tabhi joron se awaajein aane lagi ....main samajh gayaa kii titliyon ka jhundd a gaya hai ....
Sab aa kar Kinzaa ko gher kar baith gayin , main wahin aas paas mandarata rahaa kyonkii mujhe Shaq thaa kahin koi ladkii kuch taad na le aur Kinza kuch utla seedhaa jabaab na de de ...
Are Kinzaa tu langdàa ke kyon chal rahi hai tabhi Uzmaa baji ne poochaa tu.mera samaan le aayi wo boli Haan baaji ...usne k packet nikal ke diyaa wo mere andaaje ke mutabik sahi the wo senatory napkin hee the iskaa Matlab, Uzmaa baaji kii MC chal rahi hai ....tabhi ek packet Nimra baaji ne liyaa iskaa Matlab ye bhii gayi kaam se ...tabhi SIMRA BAAJI aayin wo boli tu.mera samaan le kar aayi wo boli Haan baaji aur usne ek packet unkii taraf badhaa diyaa majne gaur se dekhaa to usmain brazier aur penty thii ... Maine saans main saans lii chalo ye gaddi to chalu halat main hain ....
SIMRA BAJI Kinza ke sar pe haath pherte hue baccha kyaa huaa wo boli Baaji mere pair main Moch aa gayi hai meraa pair phisal gayaa thaa market main barish kee vajah se ...
Main wahin se gujar raha thaa Kinza ne mudakar mujhe dekhaa aur usi samay main bhi paltaa ....
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Oh! Mera bacchaa ,Chal main tujhe pain killer deti hun .... aur yahi pain killer Kinza ke liye Ram Baan sabit huaa ,kuch der main uske asar se uske chehere par muskaan aa gayi .....
Tabhi Aafsa mere paas aayi aur boli ye Kinza ko kyaa ho gayaa kyaa kar diyaa itni langada ke kyon chal rahi hai ....
Main: Wo market main phisal gayi thii moch aa gayi hai uske pair main ....
Aafsa: wo to mujhe bhi pata hai Kinza ne bataya hai ,par Asli baat kyaa hai ..
Main: yahi hai Asli baat .... tujhe kyaa lagtaa hai
Aafsa: Tu kitna badaa kaminaa hai main jaanti hun tujhe ...
Main: Chal kaam kar jyaada hoshiyaar banane kii koshish mat Kar samjhii ....
Aafsa: Kinza sab se choti hai ,abhi uske aage 8 behane baithii hai usse badi sab kii sab Lund kii pyaasi waiting list main , kahin aisa to nahi Kinza TATKAL QUOTE se ticket 🎟 confirm karwa liyaa ho ....
Uskii baat sun kar mujhe hansee aa gayi ...
Tabhi SIMRA BAAJI aa gayi ,kyaa khusurphusur chal rahi hai bhai behan main ....
Main bolaa kuch nahi Baaji bas Aafsa aise hee bakwaas kar rahii thii....
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Aafsa: Haan meri to har baat bakwaas lagti hai ...bataa dun BAAJI ko ...
Simra: kyaa ho gaya tum dono ke beech main hamesha ladate rehate ho ....
Aur Simra baaji apni Gaand matkaate hue aage chali gayin ....
liya
Chal mujhe kaam karne de ab sab logo kaa khane ka intezaam bhi karwana hai ...
Aur maine Afsha se peecha chudaya ...
Aur main Asif aur Fazlu Kaka intezaam main lag gaye ... meri choti behan Bushraa bhi aa gayi ..boli Bhai koi kaam ho to bata denaa ...
Main bola aa jaa baaki sab to Maharani kii tarah bak bak main lagi hui hain .
Maine kahaa tu chal plates lagaa de ...
Aur hamne main lounge main sabkaa khana lagaa diyaa ...
Papa aur bade Papa ka khanaa unke room main pahunchaa diyaa ....
Khanaa khaa kar hum sab usii lounge main hee baith gaye badaa suhana mausam ho raha thaa ...
Barish ke bàad mausam thandaa ho gaya thaa ...par ab barish band ho chukii thii par sard hawayein chal rahii thii ....
Maine poocha kyaa bahar maidaan main camp fire
lagayein sab ko mera idea 
pasand aayaa ...
Maine turant Fazlu Kaka aur Asif se kehaa kar uskaa arranged karwa diyaa ....
Sabhi bahane camp fire ke naam par saj sanwarne lagii ....
Aur koi lehangaa choli main ,koi Saree main jyadatar ne traditional design kii dresses
pehani thii....
Aur ham sab fire ke chaaro taraf baith gaye ...
SIMRA BAAJI ne Orange color
kaa choodidaar kurta payjama pehana thaa bilkul tight just like "TAUBA YE MATWALI CHAAL" Gaane main MUMTAJ ne pehana thaa ..
animated welcome images free download
Aur hum sabne unhain kahaa kii wo sach main Mumtaj se resemble kar rahii hain to wo.bahut khush huii ....
Maine ek blue tooth wala speaker
bhi lagaa diyaa thaa ....
Humsabne unse request kii ki wo usii gaane pe dance
karein aur mujhe pataa nahi thaa SIMRA BAAJI main itnaa hidden talent hai ....
Unhone gajab kaa dance kiyaa aur Mehafil jamaa dii ....
Unahone apni Gadrayi gaand hilaa hilaa ke jo dance kiyaa Gajab thaa ....
Tabhi Afsha mere paas aayi aur kaan main phusaphusaate hue boli dekh dekh apni SIMRA BAAJI kii Gaand ....
Aisi Gadrayi gaand tujhe milegi kyaa LONDON main
.....
Main bolaa chup ho jaa kamini koi sun legaa ....aur tu mere aas paass kyon mandaraa rahii hai .....
Dekh rahi hun teri harkatein ....Mujhe sab pataa hai tere kamine dimag main kyaa kyaa chal raha hai ...
Main: Aachaa phir shuru ho gayìi ...Main jaa raha hun ....
Aur main wahan se chalaa gayaa ,Afsha bhi kabhi kabhi bahut bor karti hai uski Sui uss record kii tarah ek hee jagah atak jaati hai ...
Maine sochaa chalo ek ek ghoont maar lete hai mahol itnaa zabardast ban rahaa hai aur duniya kii khubsoorat hasinaon kaa MELAA laga huaa hai ....
Tabhi saamne se Kinza ko aate dekhaa ,wo abhi bhi thodaa langadaa ke chal rahii thii ...
Mujhe dekh kar boli AADAAB BHAI JAAN !
Maine kahaa aur kitnaa dabaun ....
Ye baat sun kar wo.muskaraa dii ....
Main: Ab ye Bhai Jaan main Bhai nikaal do keval JAAN .... samjhi meri bacchii ...
Aur wo muskarate hue chali gayi ...
Maine aas paas dekhaa Asif bade gaur se sab ladkiyon ko dekh rahaa thaa ,mujhe thoda kharab lagaa , maine Asif ko awaaj dee ...
Wo bolaa Haan bhai jaan !
Main bolaa ghoont maarne hain kyaa tere ko ...
Waah Bhai jaan good idea iss mahol main majaa aa jayega ....
Maine kahaa jaa meri gaadi kii aage wali seat ke neeche 2 half pade hain jaa kar le aa ....aur sun uss cold drink
wale counter par jug main COKE milaa kar rakhwa de ....
THODI der main drinks 
ready ho gayi 
aur main aur Asif dheere dheere ghoont maarne lage ....
2 peg 
peene ke baad Asif bolaa ,Bhaijaan Mashaalla , aapki sab behane Gadar maal hai ,aur sabkii Gaand dekho kitni Gadrayi kadak choochian har ek jannat hai ! 
Uske muhan se ye sun kar mujhe bahut buraa lagaa ,main bolaa Madarchod tu mere ghar main aa kar meri behano ko buri najron se dekh rahaa ...behanchod agar main apni pe aa gaya to teri Maa behane yahan Mujraa karti dikhegin ...
Uskaa muhan utar gayaa aur saraa nashaa kafur ho gayaa ..
Maine bolaa tu nikal abhi ke abhii kahin mere haathon se kuch ho naa jaaye ....
Bhaijàan abhi main kahan jaaungaa raat bahut hai ...
Main bolaa mujhe nahi pataa tu abhi nikal maderchod....
Wo ghabraa gayaa aur bhaag gayaa wo jaantaa thaa kii I'm capable to do what I'm saying...
Maine abhi apnaa teesra peg daalaa hee thaa Afsha phir aa gayi ....
Wo: Tu wahan se kyon aa gayaa ,kyaa maine kuch galat bolaa kyaa ?
Main: Nahi yaar har samay ek saa mood nahi hotaa ,tu har samay ek hee baat doharati rehati hai is liye main irritate ho jaata hun ...
Wo: achaa chal Sorry aage se dhyan rakhungin , ye tu kyaa pee rahaa hai ...
Main: Coke hai dikh nahi rahaa !
Wo: Chal mere ko bhi de ..
Majne bar tender ladke ko bolaa ki madam ko ek coke de do ....
Wo: Nahi mujhe tere wale se hee peena hai ...
Main: Jhunjhalate hue ,yaar had hai Coke peena hai ,mere glass se peena hai ... what is ur problem Afsha....
Wo: Aise chilla kyon rahaa hai ...jaise ter8i Bibi hun 
main BIBI nahi hun, teri behan hun ...
Main: Hanste hue ... Behan kii post par aadha durjan se jayada hain ...Haan BIBI ki post khaali hai ,agar tu bole to aaj hee joining letter issue karwa dun ....
Wo: Main aur teri BIBI....meri jooti bhi na bane , aur kahin galti se ban bhii gayii to kasam se roj jootiyan khaani padegi ....tere ko !
Aur jyada style
mat maar mujhe pataa hai tu kyaa pee rahaa hai ...
Main: Haan theek hai par wahan kisi se Mat kehana ....PLEASE
main haath jodte hue bolaa...
Wo: Haan Haan theek hai , aaj tak kabhi kucha bataya hai kisi ko , par jaraa limit main rehana ,kahin yahan wahaan girta mat phirnaa ...
Main: theek hai meri BIBI ...main phir haath jodte hue bolaa......
Wo BIBI ke naam par hanste hue chali gayi ....
Aaj Afsha ne red color kii lehanga choli pehani hui thii , choli ka blouse pooraa khulaa huaa thaa jismain se jhaankte hue uske Yovan pushp , aur peeth backlace thii ....aur usne lehangaa aise baandhaa thaa kii jab uskii peeth hoti thi to uskee gaand kee daraar kii gehari kii shruaat dikh rahi thii....gajab SEXY dikh rahi thii...
HAI !
Aur main phir ghoont maarne lagaa....
Saamne Bushra " Nibura niburaa pe " dance kar rahi thii ...
Apne kulhe matkaa matkaa ke gajab sexy dance kar rahii thii jaise koi Bambai kii bar dancer ho ....
gaye ?
Aaj mujhe surprised hidden talent mil rahe the apni family main ....
Tabhi Bushra aaur SIMRA BAAJI meri taraf aayin ,maine apnaa daaru ka glass door phenkaa ...
Wo mere ko dance
ke liye pakad ke le gayin ....Bushraa boli Bhai aapko dance karnaa hii padegaa ....
Main NA NA ....kartaa rahaa par koi nahi mana aur sab behano ne mere ird gird gheraa bana liyaa aur tabhi dance number chalu ho gayaa Satyaa movie
kaa " Sapne main milti hai kudi mujhe Sapne main milti hai !
Tabhi SIMRA BAAJI ne Afsha kaa haath pakad ke floor pe dhakel diyaa ....
Phir kyaa maine aur Afsha se gajab dance kiyaa ... aur saari mehafil loot lii ....Maine bhi Afsha ko baahon main bhar bhar ke khoob dance kiyaa .... gaanaa khatam hote hote sabhi behane dancing 
floor pe aa chukii thii aur main akelaa .....kabhi kisi ko hug kartaa kisi kii Choochion ko touch kartaa mere aas paas hasinayon kaa MELAA LAGAA HUAA THAA....
Ab tak raat ke koi 2 baj chuke the .....
Tabhi Fazlu Kaka aaye aur bole bade Malik ko neend mai disturb ho rahaa hai wo bol rahe hain kii Music 
band kar do ....
Mehafil main udaasi chaa gayi ...
Main bolaaa ... Ok girls
..... ab hum Antakshari khelengein .....
Phir hum sab Fire ke chaaro taraf baithe hee the kii halki halkii barish shuru ho gayiii ......aur mausam behan thandaa ho gaya thaa ladkiyon ko thand bhi lag rahi thii ...
Sab ladkiyaan bhaag kar shed mai aa gayi ....
Main bolaa chalo ,hall.main jahan hamein sonaa hai wahin Antakshari khelte hain ....
Sab ladkiyaan ander haal main aa gayi ....
Maine Afsha se dheere se kahaa tu mere paas hee rehanaa kahin kisi ko sharaab kii smell naa aa jaaye .....
Afsha bachpan se mujhe aisi choti problems se bachati aa rahii thiii....
Tabhi SIMRA BAAJI bagal se gujarte hue comments maarte hue ....ye tum dono kyaa akele main Miyan Bibi kii tarah khusurphusur karte rehate ho ....
Sab behane jor jor se hansane lagi ....
Badaa khusnuma mahol ban gayaa thaa ....
Maine do team banaai , jismain ek main ,
Main , Aafsa, Bushra ,Ghazala bazi , Uzma baaji aur dusri team main SIMRA BAAJI, NAAJ ,NIMRA BAAJI, ,farheen aur Kinza...
Main inmai teen ko chod chukaa thaa , Ghazala bajji ,Uzma baaji aur Kinza..
Ab mere laude ko sagi behan kii choot ka khoon lag chukaa thaa , wo kehate hai jab Sher ke muhan aadmi ka khoon lag jaaye to use normal jaanwar ko khaane main majaa hee nahi aataa aur yahi baat insano ke saath hai ek baar laude ko behan kii choot ka sukh mil jaaye phir to wo Ketrina ,Deepika ko bhi na chode ...USE TO BAS BEHAN KII CHOOT HEE CHAIYE ....jaise sher Aadamkhor ban jaata hai aur Aadmi BEHANCHOD....
Phir hamari ANTAKSHARI kii CHOKARI JAM GAYIIIIIIIIIII....
Maine shuraat main Niyam bata diye aur bolaa wo hee gaan , Samay bitane ke liye ,karna hai kuch kaam ,shuru karo Antakshari le kar GAZALA BAAJI ka naam ....Gazala baaji sunte hee sab hans pade ....
Gana ab SIMRA BAAJI kii team ko gana thaa ...
MA se ....
Sab log soch hee rahe thee kii peeche se KINZA ne gaanaa shuru kar diyaa ....
"Main na bhoolunga , Main na bhulungi , in kasmo ko in rasmo ko in rishte naato ko....
Sabne taaliyan bajaa ke welcome kiyaa Kinza ke gaane ka kyonkii ye pehala song tha ...
Ab hamari team ko ka se gaana thaa ...
Gaana maine shuru kiyaa ....
"Koi hotaa jsko apna ,hum apna keha lete yaaron ..."
Main aur Afsha ek hee kambal main the wo mujhe chidhate hue boli , kamine kitno ko.apnaa banayegaa ...
Maine kahaa batata hun .... aur maine kambal ke ander se haath daal ke Afsha kii Choochion par rakh diyaa ....Oh kamine haath hataa mujh se ,main bolaa bahut der se chakar chakar kar rahii haii ,wo kambal ke ander meraa haath noch rahii thii .... boli min chilla dugein ....
Mujhe pata thaa wo.kisi se nahi kahegi ....kyonki bachpan main sab se pehale maine iske hii Mamme dabaye the ek din nahaane main ,meri home pitch thii jise maine hee taiyaar kiyaa thaa.....
Ab SIMRA BAAJI KI team ko Ha se gaana thaa ...
Nimra baaji ne gaanaa shuru kiyaa ...
" Hum the jinke sahaare wo hue na hamare "
Sab gaano ke bahaane apne dil ka haal bata rahe te ....
Ab hamari team.ko Ra se gaanaa thaa ....
Maine gaana shuru kiyaa ...
"Rote hue aate hai sab ,hanstaa huaa jo jaayegaa , wo muqaddar ka sikander jaane ma kehalayegaa .....
aur issi gaane ke darmiyaann maine apnaa hath Afsha kii choli ke ander de diyaa aur Laundiyaakii Choochion kii ghundi se khelen lagaa ....wo lihaaf ke neeche se mujh se gujaarish kar rahii thii....Bhai chod de main mari jaa rahii hun ....Please please mere acche bhai ..... Main Mar jaayungin....aur haar kar boli chal haath par unhain jyaada chalaa mat ...mujhe uskaa ye prastaav accha lagaa aur phir main uske Mammon pe haath daal kar maje se Antakshari helta rahaa ....
Ab kaafi raat ho gayi thii Baaji boli , ab bahut raat ho gayi hai subah bhi jaldi morning walk kaa alag.majaa aayegaa ....chalo ab sab sote hain ...
Haan sabne unkii Haan main Haan milaayi ....
Ab sab ladkiyaa bhaari kapdon main thii...
Sab boli Fahad hai iske saamne hum kapde kaise badlein ....
Afsha boli aap log kapde badlo main iskii aakehin bandh leti hun ....aur usne meei aakhon par ek patti baandh dii aur dheere se boli mai aisi patti baandh rahi hun jisse tujhe sab dikhegaa
Tab dekh lenaa apnii heroine kii Gaand....
Aur sachmuch Afsha ne aisaa hee kiyaa aur mere saamne saari hasenaa nange ho kar kapde badalne lagi ..
Mere saamne Gazala baazi ,Umza baaji apna lehangaa utaar ke apni Gadrayi gaand main nighty daal rahii thii....Gazala baaji.kaa senatory napkin saaf dikhai de raha thaa ...
Nimra baaji nangi bra penty main khadii thiii....
Oye maine Bushra ko to kabhi aise dekhaa bhi nahii thaa ,push up braa main gajab Maal.lag rahii thii aur kehar dhaa rahii thii...Sach main uskii choochion ab poore aakaar main aa chukii thii ....
Hai farheen doodh sa gora badan neeli braa peny main mere saamne apni braa khol rahii thii aur kareeb sabhi behano ne apni apni braa khol dee ...
Mujhe to aisa lagaa jaise Main kahin ka Badshaha hun aur apne haram main hun aur meri Begam mere saamne hee kapde utaar khol ke khadi hain !
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh SIMRA BAAJI.....kii adbhut Gaand ... main to ektak use hee dekhta rahà ...unkii Gaand intni chodi thii kii unkii chaddi poori unkii gaand kii daraar main phas chuki thii..
Unkii badi badi choochian jo brazier se apni rihaai kii guhaar maang rahe the aur thodi der main SIMRA BAAJI ne apni Choochion ko bra kii kaid se azaad kar diyaa ....
Aur mujhe lagaa agar mujhe inkii nahi mili to mera janam hee bekaar ....
Unkii choochian badii thii par shape main thii aur tani hui thii .....Baaji ne ek frock numaa nighty daali jo keval unkii jhanghon tak hee thi ,jismain unkii Gadrayi gori gaand poori numaya thii ....
Meraa samaan to lohe kaa ho gayaa maine sochaa kisi ne mera kambal hataa diyaa to meri salwar main meraa tamboo sab ko dikh jaayegaa .....
Ab sab behano ne apni night dress pehan lii ...aur sone ko aa gaye aur jisko jahan jaghah mili bister par aa gayi ...
Ab main aur Afsha bache ,sabse last main SIMRA BAAJI so rahi thii , wo boli tum dono yahan aa jao , main aur Afsha udhar hee chale gaye main kambal pakde huaa thaa kyonkii meraa Babu Rao pòore taav pe thaa ,kyonki abhi abhi usne duniya kii khubsoorat hasinaon ko dekhaa thaa ...
Ab mere ek taraf Afsha so rahii thii aur dusari taraf , SIMRA BAAJI...
AFSHA
Sab aa kar Kinzaa ko gher kar baith gayin , main wahin aas paas mandarata rahaa kyonkii mujhe Shaq thaa kahin koi ladkii kuch taad na le aur Kinza kuch utla seedhaa jabaab na de de ...
Are Kinzaa tu langdàa ke kyon chal rahi hai tabhi Uzmaa baji ne poochaa tu.mera samaan le aayi wo boli Haan baaji ...usne k packet nikal ke diyaa wo mere andaaje ke mutabik sahi the wo senatory napkin hee the iskaa Matlab, Uzmaa baaji kii MC chal rahi hai ....tabhi ek packet Nimra baaji ne liyaa iskaa Matlab ye bhii gayi kaam se ...tabhi SIMRA BAAJI aayin wo boli tu.mera samaan le kar aayi wo boli Haan baaji aur usne ek packet unkii taraf badhaa diyaa majne gaur se dekhaa to usmain brazier aur penty thii ... Maine saans main saans lii chalo ye gaddi to chalu halat main hain ....
SIMRA BAJI Kinza ke sar pe haath pherte hue baccha kyaa huaa wo boli Baaji mere pair main Moch aa gayi hai meraa pair phisal gayaa thaa market main barish kee vajah se ...
Main wahin se gujar raha thaa Kinza ne mudakar mujhe dekhaa aur usi samay main bhi paltaa ....
..
Oh! Mera bacchaa ,Chal main tujhe pain killer deti hun .... aur yahi pain killer Kinza ke liye Ram Baan sabit huaa ,kuch der main uske asar se uske chehere par muskaan aa gayi .....
Tabhi Aafsa mere paas aayi aur boli ye Kinza ko kyaa ho gayaa kyaa kar diyaa itni langada ke kyon chal rahi hai ....
Main: Wo market main phisal gayi thii moch aa gayi hai uske pair main ....
Aafsa: wo to mujhe bhi pata hai Kinza ne bataya hai ,par Asli baat kyaa hai ..
Main: yahi hai Asli baat .... tujhe kyaa lagtaa hai
Aafsa: Tu kitna badaa kaminaa hai main jaanti hun tujhe ...
Main: Chal kaam kar jyaada hoshiyaar banane kii koshish mat Kar samjhii ....
Aafsa: Kinza sab se choti hai ,abhi uske aage 8 behane baithii hai usse badi sab kii sab Lund kii pyaasi waiting list main , kahin aisa to nahi Kinza TATKAL QUOTE se ticket 🎟 confirm karwa liyaa ho ....
Uskii baat sun kar mujhe hansee aa gayi ...
Tabhi SIMRA BAAJI aa gayi ,kyaa khusurphusur chal rahi hai bhai behan main ....
Main bolaa kuch nahi Baaji bas Aafsa aise hee bakwaas kar rahii thii....
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Aafsa: Haan meri to har baat bakwaas lagti hai ...bataa dun BAAJI ko ...
Simra: kyaa ho gaya tum dono ke beech main hamesha ladate rehate ho ....
Aur Simra baaji apni Gaand matkaate hue aage chali gayin ....
liya
Chal mujhe kaam karne de ab sab logo kaa khane ka intezaam bhi karwana hai ...
Aur maine Afsha se peecha chudaya ...
Aur main Asif aur Fazlu Kaka intezaam main lag gaye ... meri choti behan Bushraa bhi aa gayi ..boli Bhai koi kaam ho to bata denaa ...
Main bola aa jaa baaki sab to Maharani kii tarah bak bak main lagi hui hain .
Maine kahaa tu chal plates lagaa de ...
Aur hamne main lounge main sabkaa khana lagaa diyaa ...
Papa aur bade Papa ka khanaa unke room main pahunchaa diyaa ....
Khanaa khaa kar hum sab usii lounge main hee baith gaye badaa suhana mausam ho raha thaa ...
Barish ke bàad mausam thandaa ho gaya thaa ...par ab barish band ho chukii thii par sard hawayein chal rahii thii ....
Maine poocha kyaa bahar maidaan main camp fire
lagayein sab ko mera idea pasand aayaa ...Maine turant Fazlu Kaka aur Asif se kehaa kar uskaa arranged karwa diyaa ....
Sabhi bahane camp fire
ke naam par saj sanwarne lagii .... Aur koi lehangaa choli main ,koi Saree main jyadatar ne traditional design kii dresses
pehani thii....Aur ham sab fire ke chaaro taraf baith gaye ...
SIMRA BAAJI ne Orange color
kaa choodidaar kurta payjama pehana thaa bilkul tight just like "TAUBA YE MATWALI CHAAL" Gaane main MUMTAJ ne pehana thaa ..animated welcome images free download
Aur hum sabne unhain kahaa kii wo sach main Mumtaj se resemble kar rahii hain to wo.bahut khush huii ....
Maine ek blue tooth wala speaker
bhi lagaa diyaa thaa ....Humsabne unse request kii ki wo usii gaane pe dance
karein aur mujhe pataa nahi thaa SIMRA BAAJI main itnaa hidden talent hai ....Unhone gajab kaa dance
kiyaa aur Mehafil jamaa dii ....Unahone apni Gadrayi gaand hilaa hilaa ke jo dance kiyaa Gajab thaa ....
Tabhi Afsha mere paas aayi aur kaan main phusaphusaate hue boli dekh dekh apni SIMRA BAAJI kii Gaand ....
Aisi Gadrayi gaand tujhe milegi kyaa LONDON main
.....Main bolaa chup ho jaa kamini koi sun legaa ....aur tu mere aas paass kyon mandaraa rahii hai .....
Dekh rahi hun teri harkatein ....Mujhe sab pataa hai tere kamine dimag main kyaa kyaa chal raha hai ...
Main: Aachaa phir shuru ho gayìi ...Main jaa raha hun ....
Aur main wahan se chalaa gayaa ,Afsha bhi kabhi kabhi bahut bor karti hai uski Sui uss record kii tarah ek hee jagah atak jaati hai ...
Maine sochaa chalo ek ek ghoont maar lete hai mahol itnaa zabardast ban rahaa hai aur duniya kii khubsoorat hasinaon kaa MELAA laga huaa hai ....
Tabhi saamne se Kinza ko aate dekhaa ,wo abhi bhi thodaa langadaa ke chal rahii thii ...
Mujhe dekh kar boli AADAAB BHAI JAAN !
Maine kahaa aur kitnaa dabaun ....
Ye baat sun kar wo.muskaraa dii ....
Main: Ab ye Bhai Jaan main Bhai nikaal do keval JAAN .... samjhi meri bacchii ...
Aur wo muskarate hue chali gayi ...
Maine aas paas dekhaa Asif bade gaur se sab ladkiyon ko dekh rahaa thaa ,mujhe thoda kharab lagaa , maine Asif ko awaaj dee ...
Wo bolaa Haan bhai jaan !
Main bolaa ghoont maarne hain kyaa tere ko ...
Waah Bhai jaan good idea
iss mahol main majaa aa jayega ....Maine kahaa jaa meri gaadi kii aage wali seat ke neeche 2 half pade hain jaa kar le aa ....aur sun uss cold drink
wale counter par jug main COKE milaa kar rakhwa de ....THODI der main drinks
ready ho gayi aur main aur Asif dheere dheere ghoont maarne lage ....2 peg
peene ke baad Asif bolaa ,Bhaijaan Mashaalla , aapki sab behane Gadar maal hai ,aur sabkii Gaand dekho kitni Gadrayi kadak choochian har ek jannat hai ! Uske muhan se ye sun kar mujhe bahut buraa lagaa ,main bolaa Madarchod tu mere ghar main aa kar meri behano ko buri najron se dekh rahaa ...behanchod agar main apni pe aa gaya to teri Maa behane yahan Mujraa karti dikhegin ...
Uskaa muhan utar gayaa aur saraa nashaa kafur ho gayaa ..
Maine bolaa tu nikal abhi ke abhii kahin mere haathon se kuch ho naa jaaye ....
Bhaijàan abhi main kahan jaaungaa raat bahut hai ...
Main bolaa mujhe nahi pataa tu abhi nikal maderchod....
Wo ghabraa gayaa aur bhaag gayaa wo jaantaa thaa kii I'm capable to do what I'm saying...
Maine abhi apnaa teesra peg
daalaa hee thaa Afsha phir aa gayi ....Wo: Tu wahan se kyon aa gayaa ,kyaa maine kuch galat bolaa kyaa ?
Main: Nahi yaar har samay ek saa mood nahi hotaa ,tu har samay ek hee baat doharati rehati hai is liye main irritate ho jaata hun ...
Wo: achaa chal Sorry aage se dhyan rakhungin , ye tu kyaa pee rahaa hai ...
Main: Coke hai dikh nahi rahaa !
Wo: Chal mere ko bhi de ..
Majne bar tender ladke ko bolaa ki madam ko ek coke de do ....
Wo: Nahi mujhe tere wale se hee peena hai ...
Main: Jhunjhalate hue ,yaar had hai Coke peena hai ,mere glass se peena hai ... what is ur problem Afsha....
Wo: Aise chilla kyon rahaa hai ...jaise ter8i Bibi hun
main BIBI nahi hun, teri behan hun ...Main: Hanste hue ... Behan kii post par aadha durjan se jayada hain ...Haan BIBI ki post khaali hai ,agar tu bole to aaj hee joining letter issue karwa dun ....
Wo: Main aur teri BIBI....meri jooti bhi na bane , aur kahin galti se ban bhii gayii to kasam se roj jootiyan khaani padegi ....tere ko !
Aur jyada style
mat maar mujhe pataa hai tu kyaa pee rahaa hai ...Main: Haan theek hai par wahan kisi se Mat kehana ....PLEASE
main haath jodte hue bolaa...Wo: Haan Haan theek hai , aaj tak kabhi kucha bataya hai kisi ko , par jaraa limit main rehana ,kahin yahan wahaan girta mat phirnaa ...
Main: theek hai meri BIBI ...main phir haath jodte hue bolaa...
...Wo BIBI ke naam par hanste hue chali gayi ....
Aaj Afsha ne red color kii lehanga choli pehani hui thii , choli ka blouse pooraa khulaa huaa thaa jismain se jhaankte hue uske Yovan pushp , aur peeth backlace thii ....aur usne lehangaa aise baandhaa thaa kii jab uskii peeth hoti thi to uskee gaand kee daraar kii gehari kii shruaat dikh rahi thii....gajab SEXY dikh rahi thii...
HAI !
Aur main phir ghoont maarne lagaa....
Saamne Bushra " Nibura niburaa pe
" dance kar rahi thii ...Apne kulhe matkaa matkaa ke gajab sexy dance kar rahii thii jaise koi Bambai kii bar dancer ho ....
gaye ?
Aaj mujhe surprised hidden talent mil rahe the apni family main ....
Tabhi Bushra aaur SIMRA BAAJI meri taraf aayin ,maine apnaa daaru
ka glass door phenkaa ...Wo mere ko dance
ke liye pakad ke le gayin ....Bushraa boli Bhai aapko dance karnaa hii padegaa ....Main NA NA ....kartaa rahaa par koi nahi mana aur sab behano ne mere ird gird gheraa bana liyaa aur tabhi dance number chalu ho gayaa Satyaa movie
kaa " Sapne main milti hai kudi mujhe Sapne main milti hai !
Phir kyaa maine aur Afsha se gajab dance
kiyaa ... aur saari mehafil loot lii ....Maine bhi Afsha ko baahon main bhar bhar ke khoob dance kiyaa .... gaanaa khatam hote hote sabhi behane dancing floor pe aa chukii thii aur main akelaa .....kabhi kisi ko hug kartaa kisi kii Choochion ko touch kartaa mere aas paas hasinayon kaa MELAA LAGAA HUAA THAA....Ab tak raat ke koi 2 baj chuke the .....
Tabhi Fazlu Kaka aaye aur bole bade Malik ko neend mai disturb ho rahaa hai wo bol rahe hain kii Music
band kar do ....Mehafil main udaasi chaa gayi ...
Main bolaaa ... Ok girls
..... ab hum Antakshari khelengein .....Phir hum sab Fire
ke chaaro taraf baithe hee the kii halki halkii barish shuru ho gayiii ......aur mausam behan thandaa ho gaya thaa ladkiyon ko thand bhi lag rahi thii ...Sab ladkiyaan bhaag kar shed mai aa gayi ....
Main bolaa chalo ,hall.main jahan hamein sonaa hai wahin Antakshari khelte hain ....
Sab ladkiyaan ander haal main aa gayi ....
Maine Afsha se dheere se kahaa tu mere paas hee rehanaa kahin kisi ko sharaab kii smell naa aa jaaye .....
Afsha bachpan se mujhe aisi choti problems se bachati aa rahii thiii....
Tabhi SIMRA BAAJI bagal se gujarte hue comments maarte hue ....ye tum dono kyaa akele main Miyan Bibi kii tarah khusurphusur karte rehate ho ....
Sab behane jor jor se hansane lagi ....
Badaa khusnuma mahol ban gayaa thaa ....
Maine do team banaai , jismain ek main ,
Main , Aafsa, Bushra ,Ghazala bazi , Uzma baaji aur dusri team main SIMRA BAAJI, NAAJ ,NIMRA BAAJI, ,farheen aur Kinza...
Main inmai teen ko chod chukaa thaa , Ghazala bajji ,Uzma baaji aur Kinza..
Ab mere laude ko sagi behan kii choot ka khoon lag chukaa thaa , wo kehate hai jab Sher ke muhan aadmi ka khoon lag jaaye to use normal jaanwar ko khaane main majaa hee nahi aataa aur yahi baat insano ke saath hai ek baar laude ko behan kii choot ka sukh mil jaaye phir to wo Ketrina ,Deepika ko bhi na chode ...USE TO BAS BEHAN KII CHOOT HEE CHAIYE ....jaise sher Aadamkhor ban jaata hai aur Aadmi BEHANCHOD....
Phir hamari ANTAKSHARI kii CHOKARI JAM GAYIIIIIIIIIII....
Maine shuraat main Niyam bata diye aur bolaa wo hee gaan , Samay bitane ke liye ,karna hai kuch kaam ,shuru karo Antakshari le kar GAZALA BAAJI ka naam ....Gazala baaji sunte hee sab hans pade ....
Gana ab SIMRA BAAJI kii team ko gana thaa ...
MA se ....
Sab log soch hee rahe thee kii peeche se KINZA ne gaanaa shuru kar diyaa ....
"Main na bhoolunga , Main na bhulungi , in kasmo ko in rasmo ko in rishte naato ko
....Sabne taaliyan bajaa ke welcome
kiyaa Kinza ke gaane ka kyonkii ye pehala song tha ...Ab hamari team ko ka se gaana thaa ...
Gaana maine shuru kiyaa ....
"Koi hotaa jsko apna ,hum apna keha lete yaaron ..."
Main aur Afsha ek hee kambal main the wo mujhe chidhate hue boli , kamine kitno ko.apnaa banayegaa ...
Maine kahaa batata hun .... aur maine kambal ke ander se haath daal ke Afsha kii Choochion par rakh diyaa ....Oh kamine haath hataa mujh se ,main bolaa bahut der se chakar chakar kar rahii haii ,wo kambal ke ander meraa haath noch rahii thii .... boli min chilla dugein ....
Mujhe pata thaa wo.kisi se nahi kahegi ....kyonki bachpan main sab se pehale maine iske hii Mamme dabaye the ek din nahaane main ,meri home pitch thii jise maine hee taiyaar kiyaa thaa.....
Ab SIMRA BAAJI KI team ko Ha se gaana thaa ...
Nimra baaji ne gaanaa shuru kiyaa ...
" Hum the jinke sahaare wo hue na hamare "
Sab gaano ke bahaane apne dil ka haal bata rahe te ....
Ab hamari team.ko Ra se gaanaa thaa ....
Maine gaana shuru kiyaa ...
"Rote hue aate hai sab ,hanstaa huaa jo jaayegaa , wo muqaddar ka sikander jaane ma kehalayegaa .....
aur issi gaane ke darmiyaann maine apnaa hath Afsha kii choli ke ander de diyaa aur Laundiyaakii Choochion kii ghundi se khelen lagaa ....wo lihaaf ke neeche se mujh se gujaarish kar rahii thii....Bhai chod de main mari jaa rahii hun ....Please please
mere acche bhai ..... Main Mar jaayungin....aur haar kar boli chal haath par unhain jyaada chalaa mat ...mujhe uskaa ye prastaav accha lagaa aur phir main uske Mammon pe haath daal kar maje se Antakshari helta rahaa ....Ab kaafi raat ho gayi thii Baaji boli , ab bahut raat ho gayi hai subah bhi jaldi morning walk kaa alag.majaa aayegaa ....chalo ab sab sote hain ...
Haan sabne unkii Haan main Haan milaayi ....
Ab sab ladkiyaa bhaari kapdon main thii...
Sab boli Fahad hai iske saamne hum kapde kaise badlein ....
Afsha boli aap log kapde badlo main iskii aakehin bandh leti hun ....aur usne meei aakhon par ek patti baandh dii aur dheere se boli mai aisi patti baandh rahi hun jisse tujhe sab dikhegaa
Tab dekh lenaa apnii heroine kii Gaand....
Aur sachmuch Afsha ne aisaa hee kiyaa aur mere saamne saari hasenaa nange ho kar kapde badalne lagi ..
Mere saamne Gazala baazi ,Umza baaji apna lehangaa utaar ke apni Gadrayi gaand main nighty daal rahii thii....Gazala baaji.kaa senatory napkin saaf dikhai de raha thaa ...
Nimra baaji nangi bra penty main khadii thiii....
Oye maine Bushra ko to kabhi aise dekhaa bhi nahii thaa ,push up braa main gajab Maal.lag rahii thii aur kehar dhaa rahii thii...Sach main uskii choochion ab poore aakaar main aa chukii thii ....
Hai farheen doodh sa gora badan neeli braa peny main mere saamne apni braa khol rahii thii aur kareeb sabhi behano ne apni apni braa khol dee ...
Mujhe to aisa lagaa jaise Main kahin ka Badshaha hun aur apne haram main hun aur meri Begam mere saamne hee kapde utaar khol ke khadi hain !
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh SIMRA BAAJI.....kii adbhut Gaand ... main to ektak use hee dekhta rahà ...unkii Gaand intni chodi thii kii unkii chaddi poori unkii gaand kii daraar main phas chuki thii..
Unkii badi badi choochian jo brazier se apni rihaai kii guhaar maang rahe the aur thodi der main SIMRA BAAJI ne apni Choochion ko bra kii kaid se azaad kar diyaa ....
Aur mujhe lagaa agar mujhe inkii nahi mili to mera janam hee bekaar ....
Unkii choochian badii thii par shape main thii aur tani hui thii .....Baaji ne ek frock numaa nighty daali jo keval unkii jhanghon tak hee thi ,jismain unkii Gadrayi gori gaand poori numaya thii ....
Meraa samaan to lohe kaa ho gayaa maine sochaa kisi ne mera kambal hataa diyaa to meri salwar main meraa tamboo sab ko dikh jaayegaa .....
Ab sab behano ne apni night dress pehan lii ...aur sone ko aa gaye aur jisko jahan jaghah mili bister par aa gayi ...
Ab main aur Afsha bache ,sabse last main SIMRA BAAJI so rahi thii , wo boli tum dono yahan aa jao , main aur Afsha udhar hee chale gaye main kambal pakde huaa thaa kyonkii meraa Babu Rao pòore taav pe thaa ,kyonki abhi abhi usne duniya kii khubsoorat hasinaon ko dekhaa thaa ...
Ab mere ek taraf Afsha so rahii thii aur dusari taraf , SIMRA BAAJI...
AFSHA
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