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Me - Tu sale sach me chutiya hi rahega .
Asif - Galti ho gayi bhai.
Me - chal achha hua tu mil gaya mujhe bazar me hi wese me bas abhi bahar aya hu ghar se tu agar nahi milta to me tujhe dhoondne aata tere ghar.
Asif - yaar tujhe sab yaad kar rahe h wo kaalu bhi tujhe yaad kar raha h chal wo chonk me h uske paas chalte h.
Me - hmm chalo chalte h.
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To me asif ke sath chowk ki taraf chal diya.
Jo mujhe mil raha tha me sabse unke haal chaal pooch raha tha or bado ko izzat de raha tha.
kyuki aapko pata h log kesi kesi baate karte h peeth piche ki ye dekho wilayat jakar paise wala ho gaya bado ki izzat tak nahi krta kyuki mera bachpan ka khaas dost asif bhi kuch aisa hi soch raha tha khair ye sochte sochte me chowk me pahucha.
Asif - Yaar yanha to kaalu nahi h shayad kanhi kaam ki wajah ss chala gaya h.
Me - Chalo koi nahi phir kabhi mil lenge. Achha chal kanhi gaon se thoda door kanhi baith te h.
Asif - To kyu na tere farm house par chale lekin wanha samad hoga apne dosto ke sath.
Me - Ha tune sahi kaha me bhi abhi tak gaya nahi hu dekhne ki papa ne kya kya karwaya h wanha par chal chalte h tu ruk me car lekar aaya ghar se.
To me ghar aaya or apne room se chabi lekar sidiyo se utar kar aane laga to simra baaji upar ki taraf arahi thi sidiyo par to wo mujhe dekhkar boli.
S Baji - Kya hua fahad khair to h itni jaldi me kanha bhage hue ja rahe ho.
Me - Ji baaji wo asif ke sath farm par ja raha hu.
S Baji - Hmm achhi baat h me bhi soch rahi thi ab tak gaye kyu nahi chalo jao dost intazar kar raha hoga or ha shaam hone wali h kab tak aaoge.
Me - Ji baaji bas kuch wakht me.
S baji - Thik h jaoo tab tak ham log khana banakar free ho jayenge tab tak ajaana khane ke time par.
Me - Hmm thik h.
To me wanha se bahar aaya or asif ko lekar farm house par pahuch gaya.
Wanha pahuch kar mera dil khush ho gaya kyuki mera ghar jo tha wo abhi bhi wesa hi tha jesa chodkar gaya tha or jesa dada ne banwaya tha bas kuch toot foot karwayi thi papa ne.
Lekin farm par papa ne aam ke baag ke bilkul beech me bohat hi achhi kothi banwayi thi or swimming pool bhi bohat achha banwa rakha tha.
Asif - Dekha fahad sach me kitni sukoon ki jagah h ye.
Me - Ha asif tu to aata rahta hoga idhar.
Asif - Nahi kyuki yanha samad rahta h to wo log sharam karte h teri trah izzat krta h wo .
Me - Hmm ye bhi h.
Itne me samad or uske dost hamare paas agaye sabne akar badi izzat se salam kiya .
To phir samad unke mujhe naam batane laga itne me asif bola.
Asif - Ha ha thik h ab tum apna enjoy karo ham bhi abhi mile h thik se haal chaal bhi nahi pooche.
Samad - Ji thik h to ham log bhi bas jaane hi wale the.
Me - Achha samad zara gaon me jakar kaalu ka pata karo us se bolna mene bulaya h yanha bhej dena.
Samad - Ji bhai me chalta hu.
To me or asif kothi me andar gaye or sab ek ek jagah achhe se dekhne ke baad sabse upar pahuch gaye or wanha chair thi or hukka rakha hua tha.
Asif - Le bhai ab maza aayega yanha hukka bhi h me tayar karta hu.
Me - Ha thik h ready kar.
Me pata nahi jabse aaya tha kuch khoya khoya tha jese kuch chod aaya hu kuch bhool gaya hu .
Me wanha ek sofe par tek laga kar baithte hue ye hi sab soch raha tha itne me asif bola .
Asif - Kya soch raha h kuch bol na dekh raha hu jabse mila h kuch khoya khoya sa h.
Me - Nahi yaar aisa kuch nahi h tu bata kya kar raha h or sab ghar par kese h.
Asif - Shukar h tune kuch poocha to sahi sab thik h or me kuch nahi bas kheti kar raha hu or kuch bhains paal rakhi h.
Me - Achha phir to sahi h or bata gaon ke ware me kuch.
Asif - Sab thik h sab pahle ki trah or tu pareshan na ho tujhe kuch din lagega aisa kyuki tu janha se ayaa h wo yanha se bohat aage ki duniya h to thoda khud ko sukoon de zada kuch mat soch or ha ab yanha ke log bhi piche nahi h zada tar har insan ke paas mobile h or ab to sab mobile par hi movies drama dekh lete h.
Me - Hahahahha sahi h phir to tere paas bhi mobile hoga.
Asif - Ha or me facebook bhi use krta hu or yanha zada tar ladkiya bhi fb use krti h.
Me - Achha to chal apna number save kar mere mobile me or apni facebook par mujhe add bhi kar.
To Asif ne apna number save kiya or fb pr mujhe add kar diya or sath hi usne hukka bhi tayar kar diya.
To me uske sath hukka pine laga lekin bohat hard tha jo ek do baar gale me laga jis se halki khansi hui.
Asif - Tune cigarette pina chod diya kya.
Me - Nahi lekin ye desi hukka hard hi hota h.
Tu kahe to or bhi hard bana du phir ye gale me nahi sidhe dil dimag par lagega or teri udaasi bhi khtam ho jayegi or tujhe sach me ahsas ho jayega ki tu gaon agaya.
Me - Kanhi tu charas ki baat to nahi kar raha.
Asif - Iska matlab tujhe abhi bhi yaad h.
Me - Ha bilkul yaad h ye wanha to bohat asaani se mil jati h.
Asif - Achha lekin yanha to tujhe ek dam pure milegi bol daalu hukke me.
Me - Hmm daal de wese bhi mujhe kisi nashe ki zaroorat h.
Asif - Mujhe yaad h jab ham log piya karte the to bas ek tu hi hota tha jo sabse zada piya karta tha or kisi ko ahsaas bhi nahi hota tha ki charas pi h or hamari ankhe dekh kar hi sab pahchan jaate the jiski wajah se ham badnam ho gaye tera aajtak kisi ko pata nahi h ki sabse bada charsi tu hi h.
Me - Ha kamine mujhse pahle se tum dono ne pina shuru kiya tha.
Itne me kaalu agaya or jaldi se akar mere gale lag gaya to mene bhu use gale laga liya khair kuch der gale lagakar me us se bola .
Me - Bhosdike ab hat bhi ja ki chupka rahega sale 3 din ho gaye aaye hue lekin aaya nahi lekin aaya to wo bhi bulane se lekin ab akar sala bada pyar dikha raha h.
Kaalu - Asif ise bata na yaar mene kitni baar yaad kiya ise or kb se me tujhse bol raha tha ki milne chalte he lekin asif ki baaji ne mana kar diya.
Me - Kyu asif kyu mana kar diya huma baji ne.
(Asif ki behan jiska naam huma tha wo bhi simrq baji ki age ki thi)
Asif - Wo bol rahi thi ki ab fahad pahle jesa fahad nahi h ab wo gaon ka sabse bada zimidar ho gaya or bohat paise wala or upar se itne wakht baad wilayat se ayaa h kya pata wo tum logo ko bhool hi gaya ho ya milna hi pasand na kare.
Me - Abe yaar ye huma baji bhi na kya kya soch liya unhone or tumne unki baat bhu maan li.
Kaalu - hamne socha kya pata aisa ho tujhe to maloom h yanha insaan par kuch doulat ajaye insan ko insaan nahi samjhta.
Me - Hmmm achha asif huma baji ki shadi nahi hui kya abhi tak.
Asif - Ha yar bas koi achha ladka dekh rahe h jaldi hi shadi karenge.
Kalu - Pata nahi yaar inki kya problem h iske baap ko koi na koi kamin nazar aa hi jati h har ladke me.
Me - Ha wo is liye unhe fiqr h chal koi nahi jab hona hoga ho jayega.
Asif - Lo bhaiyo ho gaya hukka tayar ab lagao kash or dikhao apni himmat par fahad yaad rakhna bohat sakht h charas .
Kaalu - Hahahaha gandu kise bol raha h dekh liyo hukka ye hi khtam karega or tu nashe me lull ho jayega.
To me hukke me kash lagane laga or dhire dhire charas ka suroor hone laga kuch der bad mene un dono ko note kiya to unki eyes bhi bata rahi thi ki unhe bhi nasha ho gaya h lekin pahle ki trah fale nahi hue the kyuki ab unki habit me gaya tha charas pina.
Kalu - Fahad paper banao kya charas ka aaj mera bhi billul doob jane ka man kar raha h charas me.
Me - Ha lekin ek extra bana diyo kyuki mujhe sath lekar jana hoga ghar raat me pine ko.
Asif - Ha fiqar na kar bhosdika pakka wala charsi h iske paas na charas ki kami h na paper ki.
Kaalu - Ha to kya hua.
Me - hahahaha tum dono aaj bhi wese hi ho achha ek baat btao dono.
Asif - kaalu - Ha pooch kya poochna h.
Me - Tum ye btao chut ka jugad kese krte ho kyuki chut ki zaroorat to tumhe bhi hoti hogi.
Asif - Yaar gaaon me chut milna asaan bhi h or mushkil bhi h.
Kaalu - Chup ho ja saale gaon me jitni bhi doosre mohalle se ladkiya aati h zada tar ko chod chuka h.
Me - tujhe kese pata .
Kalu - hahhaahahhaha bata du.
Me - saale gandu us se kya pooch raha h.
Kaluu - baat hi aisi h ki tu sunkar hasi nahi rok payega.
Me - ab jaldi bata.
Kaalu - To baat ye thi ki ye jis ladki ko chod ta tha use mene pata liya phir mene use choda to jab mene chodne ke baad iske ware me poocha to pata h kya boli.
Asif - Bhosdika apne paas se jhoot bana bana kar btata h.
Me - Btane to de bol kalu.
Kalu - To usne bola saale ka mungfali jesa lund h lekin jab dekho chodne ki bolta rahega .
Me - hahahahahHhahahahaha.
Asif - tu bhi kis gandu ki baato me araha h.
Kaalu - Saale agar sach nahi to abhi kholkar apna lund dikha me bhi dikhata hu.
Asif - Bhosdike teri bhi lulli hi h use lund nahi bolte lund to fahad ke paas h.
Kaalu - Ye to ghode ka lund liye phir raha h ab to or bhi bhayanak ho gaya hoga wilayat me pata nahi kiski chut ka kabada kiya hoga.
Me - Ha saalo me ye hi bol raha tha ki ab mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha kisi mast ladki ka intazam karo jo gadrayi hui ho.
Kaalu - Wese bhi halki ladki to tujhe jhel hi nahi sakti tere samne to gadrayi hui gand wali ladki hi apni gand tika sakti h.
Me - to karo kisi gadrayi hui ladki ka intazam setting krwao kisi se.
Kalu - Ek ladki to h jo tere liye perfect h lekin asif bura maan jayega jo billul teri pasand h or uske paas wo chiz bhi h jo tujhe pagal kar degi bohat hi gadrayi hui gand h uski or aajtak kisi ne chuwa bhi nahi h.
Me - Abe ye kyu bura manega bata kon h wo.
Asif - Bhosdike me kyu bura manunga bta kon h.
Kalu - Dekh le bura mat man na phir.
Me - ha nahi manega bol.
Kalu - Yaar kuch hi ladkiya h jinki jawani ke charche poore gaon me h.
Me - bhosdike tu pahle kahani suna le ye nahi ki naam bata de.
Kaalu - Lagta h bhai tu to buri trah se bhara baitha h to sun me huma baji ki baat kar raha hu.
Me uske munh se asif ke badi behan huma baji ka naam sunkar shocked ho gaya or mera lund sunkar jhatka marne laga itne me asif use gali deta hua marne ko phela.
To mene asif ko pakad liya.
Kalu - dekh mene pahle hi kaha tha ki bura maan jayega.
Asif - Apni behano ko kyu nahi chudwa deta sali tadap rahi h dono lund ke liye bas moka milne ki der h taange utha dengi or fahad iski choti behan lubna ki gand itni jaldi matki ki trah nikal aayi h umar se pahle hi lagta h koi gand maar raha h teri behan lubna ki or iski badi behan Shanno jb bhi iske ghar jata hu aise bhooke nazro se dekhti h jese kah rahi ho meri pyaas bhuja do or iske mama ka ladka iske ghar rahne aaya tha jo shanno ko se setting kar liya tha or daily chodta tha ek din iske papa ne use pakad liya iski badi behan shanno ko chodte hue jise iske baap ne maar kar bhagya tha tab se wo ayaa nahi h yaha mujhe to lagta h ab iska baap hi chod raha h shanno ko kyuki saali dekhne se hi pyaasi lagti
jab iske baap ne iski baaji ko nanga dekha hoga or taange uthwakar chudte hue to kon bina chode chod sakta h or itna kuch hone ke baad bhu iske baap ne sale ne iski baji ki shadi nahi ki kyuki khud hi chod raha hoga or iski baaji bhi sali randi h chudwa liya hoga.
Kaalu - Bhosdike bohat ho gaya me mazak kar raha tha lekin tu serious ho gaya.
Me - Abe saalo tum gandu apni behno ko hi ulta fulta bolne lage mene tumse achha chut ka jugad krne ko bola me khud kar lunga la ab mujhe paper bharkar de or ab ghar chalte h sab intazar kar rahe honge khane ka.
Asif - Is bhosdike ne sab mood ki ma chod di.
Kaalu - Chal ab chup ho or ghar chalte h .
To phir mene uthkar apna munh dhoya or kulli ki jis se kisi ko khusbu na aaye charad ki or ham gaon ki traf chal diye raste me car rok kar ek mouth freshner liya jis se ghar me kisi ko smell na aaye.
Ab me un logo ko raste me utar kar ghar ki traf chal diya mujhe ab achha lag raha tha ab mujhe ahsas hua ki me apne watan agaya hu kyuki mujhe bohat bechaini ho rahi thi aisa lag raha tha jese ki me apne watan aaya hi nahi.
Khair mujhe bohat achha suroor ho raha tha or mene charas ka paper apni jacket ki andar wali jeb me dala or sochne laga mujhe ghar ki traf badte hue aisa lag raha tha jese me abhi ghar aaya hu or jb ye yaad aaya nimra baji bhi yahi h to meri khushi ki intaha na rahi or mene car rok kar neha ko call milayi.
To neha ke mobile par ring jane lagi.
Me - hello neha .
Neha - hi meri jaan kese haal h.
Me - tere bina bekar h yaar lund taras raha h.
Neha - haaye aaj to bada romantic mood me h.
Me - hmm yaar itne din hk gaye bina chudai ke.
Neha - To darling me hu na kyu tention le raha h tere liye me wanha bhi chuto ki line lagwa du.
Me - hahahaha very funny.
Neha - Achha bata kya hua nimra se mulakat hui ya nahi.
Me - yaar wo kal ki aayi hui h ghar par lekin mujhe pata nahi kyu yaha ajib sa lag raha tha khoya khoya sa lekin ab nahi lag raha sab log pata nahi kya soch rahe honge mere ware me.
Neha - Tu pareshan na ho fahad bohat din baad gaya h is liye aisa lag raha h or yanaha ka mahol or wanha ka mahol tujhe achanak hi bina kisi planning ke jane ki wajah se hua h.
Me - ha yar isi wajah se aisa hua achha sun mene abhi tak kisi se achhe se baat bhi nahi ki kisi se achhe se haal chaal bhi nahi poocha h.
Neha - Achha chal koi nahi ab pooch lena or araam se rah waha par or nimra ko mat jaane dena apne hath se bohat mushkil se milegi aisi ladki or upar se tujhe pata h na double maza degi wo.
Me - matlab.
Neha -Ek wife ko or doosra behan ka means simra baji ka bhi.
Me - Kamini tujhe phone par bhi aisi baate sooj rahi h.
Neha - Sun jo hakikat h me bol deti hu or wese teri simra baji ko bhi sakht zaroorat h tere jese lund ki chad ja mere sher ek baar simra baji ke upar duniya bhool jayega ahhh kya gand h kya badan h simra baji ka unki gand khud bolti h ki chote bachhe or chote lund not allowed.
Me - Kamini tujhse baat hi nahi karni chahiye.
Neha - sun agar dil kare simra baji ko chodne ka to mujhe bata dena kaam asaan kar dungi or ha sun tere beg me mene magic drop rakh di h jo sadaf ke liye mangayi thi .
Me - kamini mene dekhi bhi nhi h beg me jakar dekhta hu chal bad me baat krte h.
Neha - Achha sun kbhi kbhi sadaf se bhi baat kar liya kar tujhe miss krti h kisi na kisi bat par office ko lekar or us se thodi der meeting kar liya kar office ke kaam ko lekar bhi.
Me - hmm office me koi tention nahi h mene pahle hi male kar diya tha flight se hi office me or jo pahle assistant thi meri wo uski help kar rahi h ha wese me baat kar lunga us se.
Neha - hmm or meri ek baat manega .
Me - ha bol lekin kuch ulta nahi.
Neha - ha to sun nimra ko purpose kr de bina dar ke warna uski jo feeling h tere liye khtam ho jayengi or ha aaj hi kar de me promise karti hu tujhe mana nahi karegi wo.
Me - hmm aaj hi karne wala hu or ye hi batane ke liye call ki thi tujhe mene .
Neha - wah mere sher ab to khud hi ek kadam aage chal raha h ha or mujhe call krke batana or bilkul bhi mat darna love you darling.
Me - hmm bye love you.
To me neha se baaat karke ghar aaya or car park ki.
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Me - Tu sale sach me chutiya hi rahega .
Asif - Galti ho gayi bhai.
Me - chal achha hua tu mil gaya mujhe bazar me hi wese me bas abhi bahar aya hu ghar se tu agar nahi milta to me tujhe dhoondne aata tere ghar.
Asif - yaar tujhe sab yaad kar rahe h wo kaalu bhi tujhe yaad kar raha h chal wo chonk me h uske paas chalte h.
Me - hmm chalo chalte h.
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To me asif ke sath chowk ki taraf chal diya.
Jo mujhe mil raha tha me sabse unke haal chaal pooch raha tha or bado ko izzat de raha tha.
kyuki aapko pata h log kesi kesi baate karte h peeth piche ki ye dekho wilayat jakar paise wala ho gaya bado ki izzat tak nahi krta kyuki mera bachpan ka khaas dost asif bhi kuch aisa hi soch raha tha khair ye sochte sochte me chowk me pahucha.
Asif - Yaar yanha to kaalu nahi h shayad kanhi kaam ki wajah ss chala gaya h.
Me - Chalo koi nahi phir kabhi mil lenge. Achha chal kanhi gaon se thoda door kanhi baith te h.
Asif - To kyu na tere farm house par chale lekin wanha samad hoga apne dosto ke sath.
Me - Ha tune sahi kaha me bhi abhi tak gaya nahi hu dekhne ki papa ne kya kya karwaya h wanha par chal chalte h tu ruk me car lekar aaya ghar se.
To me ghar aaya or apne room se chabi lekar sidiyo se utar kar aane laga to simra baaji upar ki taraf arahi thi sidiyo par to wo mujhe dekhkar boli.
S Baji - Kya hua fahad khair to h itni jaldi me kanha bhage hue ja rahe ho.
Me - Ji baaji wo asif ke sath farm par ja raha hu.
S Baji - Hmm achhi baat h me bhi soch rahi thi ab tak gaye kyu nahi chalo jao dost intazar kar raha hoga or ha shaam hone wali h kab tak aaoge.
Me - Ji baaji bas kuch wakht me.
S baji - Thik h jaoo tab tak ham log khana banakar free ho jayenge tab tak ajaana khane ke time par.
Me - Hmm thik h.
To me wanha se bahar aaya or asif ko lekar farm house par pahuch gaya.
Wanha pahuch kar mera dil khush ho gaya kyuki mera ghar jo tha wo abhi bhi wesa hi tha jesa chodkar gaya tha or jesa dada ne banwaya tha bas kuch toot foot karwayi thi papa ne.
Lekin farm par papa ne aam ke baag ke bilkul beech me bohat hi achhi kothi banwayi thi or swimming pool bhi bohat achha banwa rakha tha.
Asif - Dekha fahad sach me kitni sukoon ki jagah h ye.
Me - Ha asif tu to aata rahta hoga idhar.
Asif - Nahi kyuki yanha samad rahta h to wo log sharam karte h teri trah izzat krta h wo .
Me - Hmm ye bhi h.
Itne me samad or uske dost hamare paas agaye sabne akar badi izzat se salam kiya .
To phir samad unke mujhe naam batane laga itne me asif bola.
Asif - Ha ha thik h ab tum apna enjoy karo ham bhi abhi mile h thik se haal chaal bhi nahi pooche.
Samad - Ji thik h to ham log bhi bas jaane hi wale the.
Me - Achha samad zara gaon me jakar kaalu ka pata karo us se bolna mene bulaya h yanha bhej dena.
Samad - Ji bhai me chalta hu.
To me or asif kothi me andar gaye or sab ek ek jagah achhe se dekhne ke baad sabse upar pahuch gaye or wanha chair thi or hukka rakha hua tha.
Asif - Le bhai ab maza aayega yanha hukka bhi h me tayar karta hu.
Me - Ha thik h ready kar.
Me pata nahi jabse aaya tha kuch khoya khoya tha jese kuch chod aaya hu kuch bhool gaya hu .
Me wanha ek sofe par tek laga kar baithte hue ye hi sab soch raha tha itne me asif bola .
Asif - Kya soch raha h kuch bol na dekh raha hu jabse mila h kuch khoya khoya sa h.
Me - Nahi yaar aisa kuch nahi h tu bata kya kar raha h or sab ghar par kese h.
Asif - Shukar h tune kuch poocha to sahi sab thik h or me kuch nahi bas kheti kar raha hu or kuch bhains paal rakhi h.
Me - Achha phir to sahi h or bata gaon ke ware me kuch.
Asif - Sab thik h sab pahle ki trah or tu pareshan na ho tujhe kuch din lagega aisa kyuki tu janha se ayaa h wo yanha se bohat aage ki duniya h to thoda khud ko sukoon de zada kuch mat soch or ha ab yanha ke log bhi piche nahi h zada tar har insan ke paas mobile h or ab to sab mobile par hi movies drama dekh lete h.
Me - Hahahahha sahi h phir to tere paas bhi mobile hoga.
Asif - Ha or me facebook bhi use krta hu or yanha zada tar ladkiya bhi fb use krti h.
Me - Achha to chal apna number save kar mere mobile me or apni facebook par mujhe add bhi kar.
To Asif ne apna number save kiya or fb pr mujhe add kar diya or sath hi usne hukka bhi tayar kar diya.
To me uske sath hukka pine laga lekin bohat hard tha jo ek do baar gale me laga jis se halki khansi hui.
Asif - Tune cigarette pina chod diya kya.
Me - Nahi lekin ye desi hukka hard hi hota h.
Tu kahe to or bhi hard bana du phir ye gale me nahi sidhe dil dimag par lagega or teri udaasi bhi khtam ho jayegi or tujhe sach me ahsas ho jayega ki tu gaon agaya.
Me - Kanhi tu charas ki baat to nahi kar raha.
Asif - Iska matlab tujhe abhi bhi yaad h.
Me - Ha bilkul yaad h ye wanha to bohat asaani se mil jati h.
Asif - Achha lekin yanha to tujhe ek dam pure milegi bol daalu hukke me.
Me - Hmm daal de wese bhi mujhe kisi nashe ki zaroorat h.
Asif - Mujhe yaad h jab ham log piya karte the to bas ek tu hi hota tha jo sabse zada piya karta tha or kisi ko ahsaas bhi nahi hota tha ki charas pi h or hamari ankhe dekh kar hi sab pahchan jaate the jiski wajah se ham badnam ho gaye tera aajtak kisi ko pata nahi h ki sabse bada charsi tu hi h.
Me - Ha kamine mujhse pahle se tum dono ne pina shuru kiya tha.
Itne me kaalu agaya or jaldi se akar mere gale lag gaya to mene bhu use gale laga liya khair kuch der gale lagakar me us se bola .
Me - Bhosdike ab hat bhi ja ki chupka rahega sale 3 din ho gaye aaye hue lekin aaya nahi lekin aaya to wo bhi bulane se lekin ab akar sala bada pyar dikha raha h.
Kaalu - Asif ise bata na yaar mene kitni baar yaad kiya ise or kb se me tujhse bol raha tha ki milne chalte he lekin asif ki baaji ne mana kar diya.
Me - Kyu asif kyu mana kar diya huma baji ne.
(Asif ki behan jiska naam huma tha wo bhi simrq baji ki age ki thi)
Asif - Wo bol rahi thi ki ab fahad pahle jesa fahad nahi h ab wo gaon ka sabse bada zimidar ho gaya or bohat paise wala or upar se itne wakht baad wilayat se ayaa h kya pata wo tum logo ko bhool hi gaya ho ya milna hi pasand na kare.
Me - Abe yaar ye huma baji bhi na kya kya soch liya unhone or tumne unki baat bhu maan li.
Kaalu - hamne socha kya pata aisa ho tujhe to maloom h yanha insaan par kuch doulat ajaye insan ko insaan nahi samjhta.
Me - Hmmm achha asif huma baji ki shadi nahi hui kya abhi tak.
Asif - Ha yar bas koi achha ladka dekh rahe h jaldi hi shadi karenge.
Kalu - Pata nahi yaar inki kya problem h iske baap ko koi na koi kamin nazar aa hi jati h har ladke me.
Me - Ha wo is liye unhe fiqr h chal koi nahi jab hona hoga ho jayega.
Asif - Lo bhaiyo ho gaya hukka tayar ab lagao kash or dikhao apni himmat par fahad yaad rakhna bohat sakht h charas .
Kaalu - Hahahaha gandu kise bol raha h dekh liyo hukka ye hi khtam karega or tu nashe me lull ho jayega.
To me hukke me kash lagane laga or dhire dhire charas ka suroor hone laga kuch der bad mene un dono ko note kiya to unki eyes bhi bata rahi thi ki unhe bhi nasha ho gaya h lekin pahle ki trah fale nahi hue the kyuki ab unki habit me gaya tha charas pina.
Kalu - Fahad paper banao kya charas ka aaj mera bhi billul doob jane ka man kar raha h charas me.
Me - Ha lekin ek extra bana diyo kyuki mujhe sath lekar jana hoga ghar raat me pine ko.
Asif - Ha fiqar na kar bhosdika pakka wala charsi h iske paas na charas ki kami h na paper ki.
Kaalu - Ha to kya hua.
Me - hahahaha tum dono aaj bhi wese hi ho achha ek baat btao dono.
Asif - kaalu - Ha pooch kya poochna h.
Me - Tum ye btao chut ka jugad kese krte ho kyuki chut ki zaroorat to tumhe bhi hoti hogi.
Asif - Yaar gaaon me chut milna asaan bhi h or mushkil bhi h.
Kaalu - Chup ho ja saale gaon me jitni bhi doosre mohalle se ladkiya aati h zada tar ko chod chuka h.
Me - tujhe kese pata .
Kalu - hahhaahahhaha bata du.
Me - saale gandu us se kya pooch raha h.
Kaluu - baat hi aisi h ki tu sunkar hasi nahi rok payega.
Me - ab jaldi bata.
Kaalu - To baat ye thi ki ye jis ladki ko chod ta tha use mene pata liya phir mene use choda to jab mene chodne ke baad iske ware me poocha to pata h kya boli.
Asif - Bhosdika apne paas se jhoot bana bana kar btata h.
Me - Btane to de bol kalu.
Kalu - To usne bola saale ka mungfali jesa lund h lekin jab dekho chodne ki bolta rahega .
Me - hahahahahHhahahahaha.
Asif - tu bhi kis gandu ki baato me araha h.
Kaalu - Saale agar sach nahi to abhi kholkar apna lund dikha me bhi dikhata hu.
Asif - Bhosdike teri bhi lulli hi h use lund nahi bolte lund to fahad ke paas h.
Kaalu - Ye to ghode ka lund liye phir raha h ab to or bhi bhayanak ho gaya hoga wilayat me pata nahi kiski chut ka kabada kiya hoga.
Me - Ha saalo me ye hi bol raha tha ki ab mujhse bardasht nahi ho raha kisi mast ladki ka intazam karo jo gadrayi hui ho.
Kaalu - Wese bhi halki ladki to tujhe jhel hi nahi sakti tere samne to gadrayi hui gand wali ladki hi apni gand tika sakti h.
Me - to karo kisi gadrayi hui ladki ka intazam setting krwao kisi se.
Kalu - Ek ladki to h jo tere liye perfect h lekin asif bura maan jayega jo billul teri pasand h or uske paas wo chiz bhi h jo tujhe pagal kar degi bohat hi gadrayi hui gand h uski or aajtak kisi ne chuwa bhi nahi h.
Me - Abe ye kyu bura manega bata kon h wo.
Asif - Bhosdike me kyu bura manunga bta kon h.
Kalu - Dekh le bura mat man na phir.
Me - ha nahi manega bol.
Kalu - Yaar kuch hi ladkiya h jinki jawani ke charche poore gaon me h.
Me - bhosdike tu pahle kahani suna le ye nahi ki naam bata de.
Kaalu - Lagta h bhai tu to buri trah se bhara baitha h to sun me huma baji ki baat kar raha hu.
Me uske munh se asif ke badi behan huma baji ka naam sunkar shocked ho gaya or mera lund sunkar jhatka marne laga itne me asif use gali deta hua marne ko phela.
To mene asif ko pakad liya.
Kalu - dekh mene pahle hi kaha tha ki bura maan jayega.
Asif - Apni behano ko kyu nahi chudwa deta sali tadap rahi h dono lund ke liye bas moka milne ki der h taange utha dengi or fahad iski choti behan lubna ki gand itni jaldi matki ki trah nikal aayi h umar se pahle hi lagta h koi gand maar raha h teri behan lubna ki or iski badi behan Shanno jb bhi iske ghar jata hu aise bhooke nazro se dekhti h jese kah rahi ho meri pyaas bhuja do or iske mama ka ladka iske ghar rahne aaya tha jo shanno ko se setting kar liya tha or daily chodta tha ek din iske papa ne use pakad liya iski badi behan shanno ko chodte hue jise iske baap ne maar kar bhagya tha tab se wo ayaa nahi h yaha mujhe to lagta h ab iska baap hi chod raha h shanno ko kyuki saali dekhne se hi pyaasi lagti
jab iske baap ne iski baaji ko nanga dekha hoga or taange uthwakar chudte hue to kon bina chode chod sakta h or itna kuch hone ke baad bhu iske baap ne sale ne iski baji ki shadi nahi ki kyuki khud hi chod raha hoga or iski baaji bhi sali randi h chudwa liya hoga.
Kaalu - Bhosdike bohat ho gaya me mazak kar raha tha lekin tu serious ho gaya.
Me - Abe saalo tum gandu apni behno ko hi ulta fulta bolne lage mene tumse achha chut ka jugad krne ko bola me khud kar lunga la ab mujhe paper bharkar de or ab ghar chalte h sab intazar kar rahe honge khane ka.
Asif - Is bhosdike ne sab mood ki ma chod di.
Kaalu - Chal ab chup ho or ghar chalte h .
To phir mene uthkar apna munh dhoya or kulli ki jis se kisi ko khusbu na aaye charad ki or ham gaon ki traf chal diye raste me car rok kar ek mouth freshner liya jis se ghar me kisi ko smell na aaye.
Ab me un logo ko raste me utar kar ghar ki traf chal diya mujhe ab achha lag raha tha ab mujhe ahsas hua ki me apne watan agaya hu kyuki mujhe bohat bechaini ho rahi thi aisa lag raha tha jese ki me apne watan aaya hi nahi.
Khair mujhe bohat achha suroor ho raha tha or mene charas ka paper apni jacket ki andar wali jeb me dala or sochne laga mujhe ghar ki traf badte hue aisa lag raha tha jese me abhi ghar aaya hu or jb ye yaad aaya nimra baji bhi yahi h to meri khushi ki intaha na rahi or mene car rok kar neha ko call milayi.
To neha ke mobile par ring jane lagi.
Me - hello neha .
Neha - hi meri jaan kese haal h.
Me - tere bina bekar h yaar lund taras raha h.
Neha - haaye aaj to bada romantic mood me h.
Me - hmm yaar itne din hk gaye bina chudai ke.
Neha - To darling me hu na kyu tention le raha h tere liye me wanha bhi chuto ki line lagwa du.
Me - hahahaha very funny.
Neha - Achha bata kya hua nimra se mulakat hui ya nahi.
Me - yaar wo kal ki aayi hui h ghar par lekin mujhe pata nahi kyu yaha ajib sa lag raha tha khoya khoya sa lekin ab nahi lag raha sab log pata nahi kya soch rahe honge mere ware me.
Neha - Tu pareshan na ho fahad bohat din baad gaya h is liye aisa lag raha h or yanaha ka mahol or wanha ka mahol tujhe achanak hi bina kisi planning ke jane ki wajah se hua h.
Me - ha yar isi wajah se aisa hua achha sun mene abhi tak kisi se achhe se baat bhi nahi ki kisi se achhe se haal chaal bhi nahi poocha h.
Neha - Achha chal koi nahi ab pooch lena or araam se rah waha par or nimra ko mat jaane dena apne hath se bohat mushkil se milegi aisi ladki or upar se tujhe pata h na double maza degi wo.
Me - matlab.
Neha -Ek wife ko or doosra behan ka means simra baji ka bhi.
Me - Kamini tujhe phone par bhi aisi baate sooj rahi h.
Neha - Sun jo hakikat h me bol deti hu or wese teri simra baji ko bhi sakht zaroorat h tere jese lund ki chad ja mere sher ek baar simra baji ke upar duniya bhool jayega ahhh kya gand h kya badan h simra baji ka unki gand khud bolti h ki chote bachhe or chote lund not allowed.
Me - Kamini tujhse baat hi nahi karni chahiye.
Neha - sun agar dil kare simra baji ko chodne ka to mujhe bata dena kaam asaan kar dungi or ha sun tere beg me mene magic drop rakh di h jo sadaf ke liye mangayi thi .
Me - kamini mene dekhi bhi nhi h beg me jakar dekhta hu chal bad me baat krte h.
Neha - Achha sun kbhi kbhi sadaf se bhi baat kar liya kar tujhe miss krti h kisi na kisi bat par office ko lekar or us se thodi der meeting kar liya kar office ke kaam ko lekar bhi.
Me - hmm office me koi tention nahi h mene pahle hi male kar diya tha flight se hi office me or jo pahle assistant thi meri wo uski help kar rahi h ha wese me baat kar lunga us se.
Neha - hmm or meri ek baat manega .
Me - ha bol lekin kuch ulta nahi.
Neha - ha to sun nimra ko purpose kr de bina dar ke warna uski jo feeling h tere liye khtam ho jayengi or ha aaj hi kar de me promise karti hu tujhe mana nahi karegi wo.
Me - hmm aaj hi karne wala hu or ye hi batane ke liye call ki thi tujhe mene .
Neha - wah mere sher ab to khud hi ek kadam aage chal raha h ha or mujhe call krke batana or bilkul bhi mat darna love you darling.
Me - hmm bye love you.
To me neha se baaat karke ghar aaya or car park ki.
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