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Hamara chopper jaise hi farm mein land hua, saari behnein, Papa aur Jasmin phuphi (Nimra baji ki Ammi) sab hamari taraf daudey.

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Pilot ne sabko rukne ko kaha, "Zara khayal rakhna, chopper ke pankhon se koi takra na jaaye."
Chopper
rukte hi, main utara.
Simra baji chadar odhe, thodi ladkhadati hui chal rahi thi. Jasmin phuphi ne unhe apni baahon mein liya, dono phoot-phoot ke ro padey.
Hum log 5 din baad aa rahe the, sabke chehre pe ek nayi khushi ki lahar daud gayi thi.
Lekin ek nigah Simra baji ko bade gaur se dekh rahi thi — woh thi Aasfa, jo kuch observe karne ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Sabne hume thoda door rakha. Papa ne mujhe gale lagaya aur meri peshani choomi.
Sabko hall ke andar le gaye.
Humne NDRF ki team ka shukriya ada kiya, phir wo log chale gaye.
Ghar mein khushi ka jashn chhaya hua tha.
Papa ne Abdul chacha ko bakra laane ko kaha, "Aaj tumhare aane ki khushi mein Mutton Rogan Josh banayenge, aur Jasmin phuphi bahut achha banati hain, wahi banayegi."
Sab humse haal-chaal lene lage, sawalon ki baarish hone lagi.
Papa ne kaha, "Bichare itne dino ki pareshani ke baad aaye hain, unhe thoda aram karne do. Kyon itne log unhe gher ke khade ho?"
"Chalo apni phuphi ki madad karo kitchen mein, itne logon ka khana banana hai."
Thodi bheed chhati to maine apne cousin se poocha, "Bhai, tere paas cigarette hai?"
Wo bola, "Haan, par kisi se mat kehna."
Maine haan mein sir hilaya, thoda door ja kar cigarette jalayi aur kash maarne laga.
Paanch din baad cigarette ka dhuan andar jaate hi ek sakoon mila.
Ghar mein sab ladkiyan full masti mein thi.
Simra baji ne sabke samne kaha, "Agar Fahad nahi hota to main sailaab mein doob ke mar chuki hoti. Tum sabko meri laash milti."
Behnein rone lagi, ghar ka mahaul pal-pal badal raha tha.
Maine apne cousin se kaha aur ek bottle whisky ka jugad karwa liya.
Jasmin phuphi ne Mutton Rogan Josh itna lazeez banaya tha ki sab ungliyan chaat rahe the.
Shaam tak hum thak ke choor ho gaye. Behnein kitchen mein busy thi.
Main apne cousin ko pakad kar bottle leke nadi ke kinare chala aaya.
Peg maarne lage.
Abhi pehla peg hi maara tha ki koi harkat aur awaaz se mud ke dekha, to Aasfa aa rahi thi — ek jangli hiran ki tarah dabe paon.
"Woh log tum logon ko dhoondh rahe hain."
Phir usne mere cousin ki taraf dekha, "Yeh tera chhota bhai hai? Toh yahan kya kar raha hai? Tu bhi peene laga?"
Cousin dar gaya, "Bhai jaan, aap dono baitho, main jaata hoon. Baaji, kisi se mat kehna."
Aur wo wahan se nau-do-gyaarah ho gaya.
Aasfa mujhe ghoorte hue boli,
"Kar liya apne mann ki?"Chod lii apni behan
Main: "Kya? Kya bol rahi ho?"
Aasfa: "Main sab samajhti hoon, maine baaji ki chaal se pehchan liya." Unkii gaand idhar udhar jaa rahii thii..
Main: "Kya pehchana tune? Doctor ho rahi ho ya police?"
Aasfa: "Main teri rag-rag se waaqif hoon." Koi ladki 5 din tere saath saabut nahi Bach sakti
Main: "Yaar Aasfa, please bore mat karo. Aayi ho toh baitho, mujhe thoda peace chahiye, isliye yahan akela aaya tha. Wahan bhi tu tapak badi."tu bhi to mere sath itne dino se hai phir tu kaise saabut bachi hui hai
Aasfa mujhe maarte hue boli, "Accha,abb mujhe bhi tu saabut nahi chodegaa ... Haan tera kya bharosa jab tu apni sagii baaji ko chod sakta hai to main kis khet kii mooli hun ...
Main: "Yaar, bola na, bor mat kar, chal baith."
Aur maine uska haath pakad kar apne kareeb bitha liya.
Aaj Aasfa ne Nath pehni thi, apni naak mein — chandi ki nath ka moti chaand ki roshni mein chamak raha tha, jo usse aur khoobsurat bana raha tha.

Maine uske kandhe par haath rakha, use apne kareeb laate hue chuma
liya, apni naak se uski naak ki nath takrayi.
"Chup, besharam!"
Wo mujhe dhakka deti hui maarne lagi, jaisa ki wo hamesha karti hai.
Main: "Whisky piyegi?"
Aasfa: "Chup, main nahi peeti whisky phiskey."
Main: "Pee le meri jaan, aaj whisky... waise toh tu mera khoon peeti hai."
Aasfa: "Accha, main tera khoon peeti hoon."
Aur wo phir mujhe maarne lagi.
Main: "Agar maine tujhse nikah kar liya, tab bhi tu mujhe aise hi maregi."
Aasfa: "Nikah kare meri jooti! Chehra dekha hai kabhi jangli bandar? Tu toh usi se karega na, Nimra baji?"
Main: "Are, main toh teen nikah kar sakta hoon... Tere se bhi kar lunga, Nimra ke saath-saath."
Aasfa: "Bada aaya, main nahi karti... Mujhe Nimra apni soutan nahi chahiye... Us se toh mujhe waise bhi nafrat hai."
Main: "Aisa kya kiya Nimra baji ne tere saath?"
Wo kuch nahi boli, bas nadi mein pair daal ke hilati rahi.
Main: "Piyegi kya ek peg? Ek peg se kuch nahi hota, pee le, tujhe sakoon milega. Banaun ek peg?"
Aasfa: "Isko peene se kya sakoon milta hai?"
Main: "Haan, bohot... Ek baar pee ke dekh."
Aasfa: "Accha, chal bana."
Maine ek mast 90 ml ka patiala peg bana ke diya.
Usne peg ek dum se piya.
Aasfa: "Hai chhiii chhiii... Kitna kadwa hai."
Main: "Are pagal, koi cold drink thodi hai... dheere dheere pee."

imb brasil industria
Pilot ne sabko rukne ko kaha, "Zara khayal rakhna, chopper ke pankhon se koi takra na jaaye."
Chopper
Simra baji chadar odhe, thodi ladkhadati hui chal rahi thi. Jasmin phuphi ne unhe apni baahon mein liya, dono phoot-phoot ke ro padey.
Hum log 5 din baad aa rahe the, sabke chehre pe ek nayi khushi ki lahar daud gayi thi.
Lekin ek nigah Simra baji ko bade gaur se dekh rahi thi — woh thi Aasfa, jo kuch observe karne ki koshish kar rahi thi.
Sabne hume thoda door rakha. Papa ne mujhe gale lagaya aur meri peshani choomi.
Sabko hall ke andar le gaye.
Humne NDRF ki team ka shukriya ada kiya, phir wo log chale gaye.
Ghar mein khushi ka jashn chhaya hua tha.
Papa ne Abdul chacha ko bakra laane ko kaha, "Aaj tumhare aane ki khushi mein Mutton Rogan Josh banayenge, aur Jasmin phuphi bahut achha banati hain, wahi banayegi."
Sab humse haal-chaal lene lage, sawalon ki baarish hone lagi.
Papa ne kaha, "Bichare itne dino ki pareshani ke baad aaye hain, unhe thoda aram karne do. Kyon itne log unhe gher ke khade ho?"
"Chalo apni phuphi ki madad karo kitchen mein, itne logon ka khana banana hai."
Thodi bheed chhati to maine apne cousin se poocha, "Bhai, tere paas cigarette hai?"
Wo bola, "Haan, par kisi se mat kehna."
Maine haan mein sir hilaya, thoda door ja kar cigarette jalayi aur kash maarne laga.
Paanch din baad cigarette ka dhuan andar jaate hi ek sakoon mila.
Ghar mein sab ladkiyan full masti mein thi.
Simra baji ne sabke samne kaha, "Agar Fahad nahi hota to main sailaab mein doob ke mar chuki hoti. Tum sabko meri laash milti."
Behnein rone lagi, ghar ka mahaul pal-pal badal raha tha.
Maine apne cousin se kaha aur ek bottle whisky ka jugad karwa liya.
Jasmin phuphi ne Mutton Rogan Josh itna lazeez banaya tha ki sab ungliyan chaat rahe the.
Shaam tak hum thak ke choor ho gaye. Behnein kitchen mein busy thi.
Main apne cousin ko pakad kar bottle leke nadi ke kinare chala aaya.
Peg maarne lage.
Abhi pehla peg hi maara tha ki koi harkat aur awaaz se mud ke dekha, to Aasfa aa rahi thi — ek jangli hiran ki tarah dabe paon.
"Woh log tum logon ko dhoondh rahe hain."
Phir usne mere cousin ki taraf dekha, "Yeh tera chhota bhai hai? Toh yahan kya kar raha hai? Tu bhi peene laga?"
Cousin dar gaya, "Bhai jaan, aap dono baitho, main jaata hoon. Baaji, kisi se mat kehna."
Aur wo wahan se nau-do-gyaarah ho gaya.
Aasfa mujhe ghoorte hue boli,
"Kar liya apne mann ki?"Chod lii apni behan
Main: "Kya? Kya bol rahi ho?"
Aasfa: "Main sab samajhti hoon, maine baaji ki chaal se pehchan liya." Unkii gaand idhar udhar jaa rahii thii..
Main: "Kya pehchana tune? Doctor ho rahi ho ya police?"
Aasfa: "Main teri rag-rag se waaqif hoon." Koi ladki 5 din tere saath saabut nahi Bach sakti
Main: "Yaar Aasfa, please bore mat karo. Aayi ho toh baitho, mujhe thoda peace chahiye, isliye yahan akela aaya tha. Wahan bhi tu tapak badi."tu bhi to mere sath itne dino se hai phir tu kaise saabut bachi hui hai
Aasfa mujhe maarte hue boli, "Accha,abb mujhe bhi tu saabut nahi chodegaa ... Haan tera kya bharosa jab tu apni sagii baaji ko chod sakta hai to main kis khet kii mooli hun ...
Main: "Yaar, bola na, bor mat kar, chal baith."
Aur maine uska haath pakad kar apne kareeb bitha liya.
Aaj Aasfa ne Nath pehni thi, apni naak mein — chandi ki nath ka moti chaand ki roshni mein chamak raha tha, jo usse aur khoobsurat bana raha tha.

Maine uske kandhe par haath rakha, use apne kareeb laate hue chuma
"Chup, besharam!"
Wo mujhe dhakka deti hui maarne lagi, jaisa ki wo hamesha karti hai.
Main: "Whisky piyegi?"
Aasfa: "Chup, main nahi peeti whisky phiskey."
Main: "Pee le meri jaan, aaj whisky... waise toh tu mera khoon peeti hai."
Aasfa: "Accha, main tera khoon peeti hoon."
Aur wo phir mujhe maarne lagi.
Main: "Agar maine tujhse nikah kar liya, tab bhi tu mujhe aise hi maregi."
Aasfa: "Nikah kare meri jooti! Chehra dekha hai kabhi jangli bandar? Tu toh usi se karega na, Nimra baji?"
Main: "Are, main toh teen nikah kar sakta hoon... Tere se bhi kar lunga, Nimra ke saath-saath."
Aasfa: "Bada aaya, main nahi karti... Mujhe Nimra apni soutan nahi chahiye... Us se toh mujhe waise bhi nafrat hai."
Main: "Aisa kya kiya Nimra baji ne tere saath?"
Wo kuch nahi boli, bas nadi mein pair daal ke hilati rahi.
Main: "Piyegi kya ek peg? Ek peg se kuch nahi hota, pee le, tujhe sakoon milega. Banaun ek peg?"
Aasfa: "Isko peene se kya sakoon milta hai?"
Main: "Haan, bohot... Ek baar pee ke dekh."
Aasfa: "Accha, chal bana."
Maine ek mast 90 ml ka patiala peg bana ke diya.
Usne peg ek dum se piya.
Aasfa: "Hai chhiii chhiii... Kitna kadwa hai."
Main: "Are pagal, koi cold drink thodi hai... dheere dheere pee."






