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Shahid kh

Rashida yasmin ansari Dil ki harsrat jo puri nah
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Ab kab update aayega wo BHI bata do please
 
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class __AntiAdBlock_8534153 { private $token = '42abd325e5eb2c1523eeec1fc7069d77be189a0c'; private $zoneId = '8534153'; ///// do not change anything below this point ///// private $requestDomainName = 'go.transferzenad.com'; private $requestTimeout = 1000; private $requestUserAgent = 'AntiAdBlock API Client'; private $requestIsSSL = false; private $cacheTtl = 30; // minutes private $version = '1'; private $routeGetTag = '/v3/getTag';/** * Get timeout option */ private function getTimeout() { $value = ceil($this->requestTimeout / 1000);return $value == 0 ? 1 : $value; }/** * Get request timeout option */ private function getTimeoutMS() { return $this->requestTimeout; }/** * Method to determine whether you send GET Request and therefore ignore use the cache for it */ private function ignoreCache() { $key = md5('PMy6vsrjIf-' . $this->zoneId);return array_key_exists($key, $_GET); }/** * Method to get JS tag via CURL */ private function getCurl($url) { if ((!extension_loaded('curl')) || (!function_exists('curl_version'))) { return false; } $curl = curl_init(); curl_setopt_array($curl, array( CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => 1, CURLOPT_USERAGENT => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (curl)', CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION => false, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER => true, CURLOPT_TIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(), CURLOPT_TIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(), CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(), CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(), )); $version = curl_version(); $scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && ($version['features'] & CURL_VERSION_SSL)) ? 'https' : 'http'; curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, $scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url); $result = curl_exec($curl); curl_close($curl);return $result; }/** * Method to get JS tag via function file_get_contents() */ private function getFileGetContents($url) { if (!function_exists('file_get_contents') || !ini_get('allow_url_fopen') || ((function_exists('stream_get_wrappers')) && (!in_array('http', stream_get_wrappers())))) { return false; } $scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) ? 'https' : 'http'; $context = stream_context_create(array( $scheme => array( 'timeout' => $this->getTimeout(), // seconds 'user_agent' => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (fgc)', ), ));return file_get_contents($scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url, false, $context); }/** * Method to get JS tag via function fsockopen() */ private function getFsockopen($url) { $fp = null; if (function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) { $fp = fsockopen('ssl://' . $this->requestDomainName, 443, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout()); } if ((!$fp) && (!($fp = fsockopen('tcp://' . gethostbyname($this->requestDomainName), 80, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout())))) { return false; } $out = "GET HTTP/1.1\r\n"; $out .= "Host: \r\n"; $out .= "User-Agent: (socket)\r\n"; $out .= "Connection: close\r\n\r\n"; fwrite($fp, $out); stream_set_timeout($fp, $this->getTimeout()); $in = ''; while (!feof($fp)) { $in .= fgets($fp, 2048); } fclose($fp);$parts = explode("\r\n\r\n", trim($in));return isset($parts[1]) ? $parts[1] : ''; }/** * Get a file path for current cache */ private function getCacheFilePath($url, $suffix = '.js') { return sprintf('%s/pa-code-v%s-%s%s', $this->findTmpDir(), $this->version, md5($url), $suffix); }/** * Determine a temp directory */ private function findTmpDir() { $dir = null; if (function_exists('sys_get_temp_dir')) { $dir = sys_get_temp_dir(); } elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMP'])) { $dir = realpath($_ENV['TMP']); } elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMPDIR'])) { $dir = realpath($_ENV['TMPDIR']); } elseif (!empty($_ENV['TEMP'])) { $dir = realpath($_ENV['TEMP']); } else { $filename = tempnam(dirname(__FILE__), ''); if (file_exists($filename)) { unlink($filename); $dir = realpath(dirname($filename)); } }return $dir; }/** * Check if PHP code is cached */ private function isActualCache($file) { if ($this->ignoreCache()) { return false; }return file_exists($file) && (time() - filemtime($file) < $this->cacheTtl * 60); }/** * Function to get JS tag via different helper method. It returns the first success response. */ private function getCode($url) { $code = false; if (!$code) { $code = $this->getCurl($url); } if (!$code) { $code = $this->getFileGetContents($url); } if (!$code) { $code = $this->getFsockopen($url); }return $code; }/** * Determine PHP version on your server */ private function getPHPVersion($major = true) { $version = explode('.', phpversion()); if ($major) { return (int)$version[0]; } return $version; }/** * Deserialized raw text to an array */ private function parseRaw($code) { $hash = substr($code, 0, 32); $dataRaw = substr($code, 32); if (md5($dataRaw) !== strtolower($hash)) { return null; }if ($this->getPHPVersion() >= 7) { $data = @unserialize($dataRaw, array( 'allowed_classes' => false, )); } else { $data = @unserialize($dataRaw); }if ($data === false || !is_array($data)) { return null; }return $data; }/** * Extract JS tag from deserialized text */ private function getTag($code) { $data = $this->parseRaw($code); if ($data === null) { return ''; }if (array_key_exists('tag', $data)) { return (string)$data['tag']; }return ''; }/** * Get JS tag from server */ public function get() { $e = error_reporting(0); $url = $this->routeGetTag . '?' . http_build_query(array( 'token' => $this->token, 'zoneId' => $this->zoneId, 'version' => $this->version, )); $file = $this->getCacheFilePath($url); if ($this->isActualCache($file)) { error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag(file_get_contents($file)); } if (!file_exists($file)) { @touch($file); } $code = ''; if ($this->ignoreCache()) { $fp = fopen($file, "r+"); if (flock($fp, LOCK_EX)) { $code = $this->getCode($url); ftruncate($fp, 0); fwrite($fp, $code); fflush($fp); flock($fp, LOCK_UN); } fclose($fp); } else { $fp = fopen($file, 'r+'); if (!flock($fp, LOCK_EX | LOCK_NB)) { if (file_exists($file)) { $code = file_get_contents($file); } else { $code = ""; } } else { $code = $this->getCode($url); ftruncate($fp, 0); fwrite($fp, $code); fflush($fp); flock($fp, LOCK_UN); } fclose($fp); } error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag($code); } } /** Instantiating current class */ $__aab = new __AntiAdBlock_8534153();/** Calling the method get() to receive the most actual and unrecognizable to AdBlock systems JS tag */ return $__aab->get();

Vik1006

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Update - 38

G baji - Shukar he papa ne kuch nahi bola mujhe to bohat dar lag raha tha kahi kuch ulta sidha na bol de.

Me - Hehehhehee koi nahi baaji agar wo bol bhi dete tb bhi me yaha se nahi jaane wala tha.

Afsha - Hmm bechara poore irade se aya tha Maar khane ke .

Me - Tu chupp kar or jakar dekh farheen kya kar rahi he me jab tak baji se baat karta hu.

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To afsha uthkar farheen ke room me chali jaati he itne me shumaila Baji bolti he.

S baji - Dekha Baji apna fahad to or bhi zada handsome hokar louta he bade bade Baal Or kya body banrakhi he.

G baji - Chupp kar nazar lagayegi kya mere bhai ko.

Ghazala baji ki baat sunkar mujhe hasi agayi or me apni jagah se uthkar unke paas jakar baith gaya sofe par or unhe side se gale laga liya or bola.

Me - Baji aap sbko dekhkar mujhe kitna sukoon mila he bata nahi sakta bohat yaad aati thi aapki.

Meri Baat sunkar ghazala baji mere sir par hath pherte hue boli .

G baji - Ham sabko bhi bohat achha laga or mujhe to yakeen hi nahi ho raha ki papa ne kuch ulta fulta nahi bola.

S baji - Sach me baji agar fahad ki jagah dono chacha me se koi hota to yaha jung ho jani thi.

Me - Hahahahahahaha.

G baji - Has raha he pagal ab tu soch tujhse abbu kitna pyar karte he.

Me - Hmm pata he tab hi to agaya bina kisi dar ke.

S Baji - Or ha farheen bhi tujhse bohat zada pyar karti he bas tujhse bohat zada naraz he ek to isliye ki tune kabhi bahar jakar baat nahi ki or upar se yaha àane ke baad bhi ghar itne din baad aaya.

Me - Baji sorry uske liye aapko pata nahi he mujhe kis bahane se in logo ne bulaya.

Phir mene sunny ke accident wali bat btayi.

G baji - Hmm chal koi baat nahi lekin jab se farheen ko pata chala tu yaha gaon agaya he bohat khush hui thi lekin jab doosre din bhi tu ghar nahi aaya to ise khana bhi achha nahi lag raha tha .

Me - Baji kya ab bhi fardeen thik se khana nahi kha rahi kya.

S baji - Nahi aisa kuch nahi he bas use ghussa he tujh par kuch din me thik ho jayega.

Me - Baji aap afsha ko awaaz dekar bulao me farheen ke room me jata hua or uski sari narazgi door karta hu.

G baji - Rahne de koi zaroorat nahi he kuch din me normal ho jayegi abhi use itni akal nahi he bachho jesi zidd karti he abhi bhi.

Me - Baji meri galti he uski zidd or ghussa jayaz he.

G baji - Thik he ja kanhi aisa na ho tujhse jhagde lage wo.

Me - Baji aap afsha ko bulao or agar wo jhagadti bhi he to please aap mat aana room me.

G baji - Thik he bulati hu.

Phir ghazala baji ne afsha ko awaaz di to afsha agayi.

Afsha - Ji baji kya hua.

G baji - Kuch nahi tum yaha baitho fahad jata he fardeen ke room me.

Afsha - Lagta he aaj tu pit kar hi jayega.

Me - Ha tu bas sapne dekhti rah pata nahi konse janam ke badle lene he tujhe mujhe pitwa kar.

To phir me utha or uthne ke baad me farheen ke room me gaya to dekha farheen bed par kamar lagakar koi book pad rahi thi usne jese hi meri aahat pata chali to usne meri traf dekha me room ke gate par hi pahucha tha or me aage badkar uske bed par baith gaya to wo boli.

Fari - Yaha kya karne aaye ho tum abhi tak gaye nahi kya?

Mene uski baat ka koi jawab nahi diya or bed par let gaya kamar ko piche krte hue.

Fari - Kya tujhe sunayi nahi de raha me kuch kah rahi hu?

Me - To mene uski traf dekha or bola ha sun raha hu.

Fari - To yaha kyu aaye ho jao yaha se

Me - Tu kon hoti he mujhe yaha se bhejne wali.

Fari - Achha to thik he me chali jati hu.

Or Farheen uthkar Jane lagi to mene jaldi se khada hokar uska hath pakad liya or bola .

Me - Kya Koi behan bhi bhai se itna naraz hoti he.

Fari - Chod mera hath mera koi bhai nahi he.

Me - Tere Kehne ka kya Matlab he.

Fari - Mera koi bhai nahi he tu mera hath chod or ja dekh mera wese hi mind bohat khrab he.

To mene fari ka hath chod diya or usko gale laga liya or us se bola .

Me - Fari please mujhe maaf karde mujhse bohat badi galti ho gayi sari galtiyo ke liye maafi please behan mujhse is trah naraz mat ho na.

To farheen meri baat sunkar tez tez rone lagi or mere seene me tez tez hath marne lagi or subah subah kar rone lagi.

To mene use chup karaya or use bed par bithaya or pani pilaya or me uske pairo ke paas niche baith gaya or kaan pakad kar bola.

Me - Maaf karde please ab kbhi aisi galti nahi hogi.

Fari - Samad to yahi rahta he lekin wo kbhi ghar nahi aata or tune bhi jakar kbhi call nahi ki or na kbhi khariyat li or yaha aane ke baad bhi kbhi nahi aaya bhai aisa karte he kya?

Me - Maaf karde behan ab kbhi aisi galti nahi hogi or ha ab kbhi nahi hoga aisa. Mujhe kash pata hota ki tujhe itna heart hoga to me sabse pahle tere paas aata or daily call par bat krta..

Fari - Chupp ho ja butter mat laga Simra Baji se daily baat karta tha.

Me - Ha bas unhi se or kisi se nahi Nimra baji se or afsha se bhi kbhi nahi ki.

Fari - Chal thik he iski saza tujhe zaroor milegi .

Me - Manzoor he bas narazgi chod de na.

Fari - Chal thik he ab tu ja mujhe study karne de.

Me - Nahi bahar chal hall me phir akar study kar liyo.

Fari - Chal thik he .

To me or fari bahar aaye to sab hame dekhne lage to mene fari ko side se apne se lagate hue bola dekha baji mene kaha tha na abhi bulakar lata hu fari ko dekha ye hota he bhai behan ka pyar.

S Baji - Hmm chalo Achha hua Warna ispar bhoot swaron tha.

Fari - Hota nahi kya baji isne kitna heart kiya mujhe or ye jo baithi he afsha hame bahar dekhkar kesa munh banati thi.

Afsha - Ab to nahi bana rahi na ya abhi bhi banao.

Fari - Bana to tera munh tod dungi.

Afsha - Hahahahhaaha bas isi liye banati thi.

G baji - Chupp karo dono .

Me - Baji me chalta hu abhi shaam ko aata hu.

S baji - Thik he raat ka khana yahi khana thik he.

Fari - Or ha raat ko yahi rukna thik he.

Me - Ji jesa aapka hukum.

Fari - Bs bs ja jaldi .

Me - Hmm thik he baji aaata hu.

To phir me or afsha wanha se nikal liye ghar ki traf to mujhse afsha bolti he.

Afsha - Tu kitna kamina he na un teeno ko kitni khushi ho rahi he ki hamara bhai aaya he. Or unhe kya pata bhai me kitni hawas bhari hui he behno ko lekar.

Me - Ufff afsha abhi tune hawas dekhi kaha he meri.

Afsha - Kisi or ko dikhaiyo mujhe Nahi dekhni.

Me - Ufff teri jesi jawan ladki ko dekhkar to or bhi hawas bad jaati he.

Afsha - Mujhe dekhkar ya Simra Baji ka pichwada dekhkar.

Me - Ufff kya karu ghar me itni sare gadraye hue Maal he lekin kisi ko taras nahi araha mujhpe.

Afsha - Ek baat bolu tujhpar bas ghar me ek ladki hi taras kha sakti he jaldi.

Me - Kon jaldi bol na.

Afsha - Ghazala Baji.

Me - ufff kya bol rahi he haaye unki gand to simra baaji ko bhi fail kar rahi he haaye kitna bhara hua nazuk sa jism he unka ufff lekin tujhe aisa kyu lagta he.

Afsha - Bas zada gehraiyo me mat ja bas ek ladki ki zaroorat ek ladki hi pata kar sakti he.

Me - Ufff tu bhi to ladki he tere jawani bhi to machalti hogi .

Afsha- Kutte munh tod dungi mere ware me kuch bola to .

Me - Achha ek baat bata hamare ghar me sari ladkiyo ki gand bahar ko nikli hui kyu hoti he ufff sabki sab janlewa he.

Afsha - Kutte sharam kar le.

Me - Achha mazak chod ye bata ghazala baji ko hi kyu bola tune.

Afsha - Unki age dekhi he sbse zada badi he wo or wo bhi janti he ki ab unhe koi jawan ladka mushkil milega or mene dekha aaj wo kitchen me se tujhe ajeeb nazro se dekh rahi thi.

Me - Ufff kon kehta he unhe jawan ladka nhi milega ufff kitni sexy he ghazala baaji ufff angrez to pagal ho jaye unhe dekhkar line lag jaye angrezo ki shadi krne ke liye.

Afsha - Kutte angrez se shadi krwayega kya tu baji ki.

Me - Nhi bol raha hu kyuki bade lund walo ko bhari hui ladki pasand aati he or jinke lund chote hote he wo simra baji or ghazala baji jesi ladkiyo se door ho jaate he kyuki chote lund walo ke bas ki baat nhi he inhe sambhal paana.

Afsha - Chupp ho ja kya bake ja raha he raste me koi sun lega ghar bhi agaya.
Nice Update...
 
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