PW-49
Mala ka phone aa chuka tha ki ghar pahuchne wali hai, pehle to Naman khud jaane wala tha pr jab ye dono aa gayi to bola ki khana parcel kara k ghar pahuche ,maya se baat ki to boli 2-4 item bachen hain baki, kaam ho gaya. Mala k ghar aane k time vo log bhi aa jayenge, adha paise lagbhag khatam ho gaya tha. Naman ko uski parwah nahi thi vo bol chuka tha ki 40 se upr nahi dega, usko pata tha jitna dega utna hee kharchegi Maya
Vrinda abhi turant nikli hee thi ki fir vapas aayi, uski ankhon main chamak thi, usko dekh naman ne pucha
"Kya ho gaya?"
Vrinda 'Bulbul madam, yahan samaan khareed rahi hain, mauka hai kuch to baat badh sakti hai, unko chamakna bahut pasand hai'
"Thanks darling, 1 prize reserve rakho apne liye yaad dila dena, jao" Naman ne khush hokr hawai chumma feka to Vrinda thodi haskr thoda sharma k chali gayi
Bulbul mishra 40+ ki thi gaon ki thi sahar main shaadi hui to modern ban gayi thi, husband ki bakery thi, to meetha jada hee mil jata tha, to average se thodi moti thi ,pr khud ko maintain kr k rakhti thi, kaafi active thi, Maya k kitty group ki member thi pr Maya ki daulat aur uske hot figure se thodi jalti thi. Naman sochte hue uske pass pahucha ki kaise baat karna hai, normal customers se baat karna aasan tha pr kisi ko pelne k liye patana ye kaam to naya tha, isse pehle ki to sab khud hee aakr uski godd main baith gayi thi
Jab Naman uske pass pahuch to vo kisi product pr uske salesgirl se bahas kr rahi thi
Naman 'Riti tum jao mai dekh lunga, kaisi hain Mrs Mishra?"
'Naman mujhe naam se bulaya karo, ye formality mujhe aise lagti hai jaise mai tumhari aunty hun'
"Kya karun apki frd ka aadesh"
'To uska aadesh uske saamne , baki ....'
"Samajh gaya Bulbulji, aur ye pproduct average hai apko jada better dikhata hun aayiye mere sath"
'Ji nahi sirf Bulbul, mujhe gussa mat dilao'
"Ji hee theek hai, pr Bulbul bolunga to kon sa koi gana suna dogi aap"
'Abhi bole na, accha laga, uummmaaahhh I love you'
"waah ye gaane ka lyrics accha laga"
'Kya karun ek villan hai humare bich nahi to gaana to regular aa kr sunati rahun'
"Villain se kon darta hai, aap?"
'Tum to aise bol rahe ho jaise tumhara affair ho aur tumko Maya ki parwah nahi ki usko pata lag jayega'
"Bibiyon ko humesha last main pata chalta hai, tab tak affair ka masaledaar swad mil chuka hota hai"
'Hmm I like that, yaar tum to ekdum different nikle jaisa Maya batati thi'
"Bina check kiye viswas kr liya? Usko darr laga rahta hai ki cake main makkhi na lag jaye, abb vo kya jaane cake ki taaseer hee hai ki makkhi ko bulaye...... ye hai cream, try karo aap paise agli baar dena jab dobara khareedna ho"
Naman ek cream ki badi bottle usko deta hua bola
Bulbul ne daam dekha to ankhen fail gayi 'itna mahenga'
"Keemat cream ki nahi Bulbul tumhari hai, tumko apna chehra khud pehle pasand aana chahiye fir dusre se kuch expect karna, ye cream subah uth kr laga lena aur nahate time dho lena, selfie lekr rakhna ,72 ghante main effect dikhega"
'Na dikha to?'
"Aap paise matt dena"
'Aur customer ko bewkoof banane ki saja bhi milegi'
"Ok vo bhi kabool hai"
Bulbul hasi, to Naman bola
"Haste time aap aise lagte ho ki jaise bas apko hasata rahun aur dekhta rahun"
Baat normal thi purana dialog tha pr Naman ne thoda badal kr iss andaz main Bulbul ko dekhte hue kaha ki Bulbul k ander ek halchul see ho gayi. Vo jabardasti ka thoda hasi fir serious ho gayi, idhr Naman samajh gaya tha ki nishana ekdum sahi laga hai to bola
"Cream k liye counter pr bol dunga baki apke shopping main disturb nahi karunga, cream aur mere alawa kuch bhi free nahi hai"
Bulbul hasi 'tum bhi free ho?'
Naman "ho to jaun, abhi Maya ne price tag bhi nahi lagaya hai, abhi mujhe waste basket main rakha hai' Naman dukhi muh bana kr bola to Bulbul jor se hasi, usko hasta chodd k Naman wahan se hatt gaya
Abhi office main aakr baitha hee tha ki Vrinda ka msg aya
'Chidiya fasi'
"Dana daal diya hai" Naman ne jawab likha
Fir Naman ne phone pr Surabhi se baat kee dono betiyan ghar pr hee thi to jada baat nahi ho payi. Abhi thoda sa kaam kr k accountant ko call kr hee raha tha ki Mala ki call aayi ki ghar pahuch rahi hai, vo bhi pahuche. Ghar main jaise hee Kavya aur Maya pahuchi, turant hee Mala bhi aa gayi, ekdum hot lag rahi thi morden dress main.Uske kapde dekh kr Maya ki sulag gayi pr kavya ne usko shant kara liya tha
Anshu ko flight pakadni thi to vo nahi aya tha, 10 min baad Naman bhi aa gaya, usko dekh Maya aur jal gayi, kavya usko shant kr rahi thi pr badi muskil se apni hasi rok paa rahi thi. Naman full time Mala se baat kr raha tha iss tarah jaise ghar main koi aur tha hee nahi, full time uski nazar Mala k badan pr chipki thi. Kavya aur Vrinda ki nazar jab milti dono ki hasi chutt jati, Maya se jab bardast nahi hua to boli
'Mala dress code saree hai jo bhi ladies iss ghar main shaadi tak rahengi, bhul gayi kya?'
'Didi agr khali saree pehnu ho to chalega kya? Vo mai blouse lana bhul gayi, maine socha pooch lun mere aam kuch jada hee bhaagte hain'