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aagle din-
mainre needh tooth jati hai tab apne paas main maa ko pata hu jo ki mere saath he soye huye the aur papa dushre bister mai so rahe the. maa ki haath maire pet par the jisko mai uutha kar side kaar raha tha ki bo jagg gaye
maa-uuth gaya tu
main-hu
maa-kya huya tujhe?
main-kuch nahi
maa-aabhi bhi kal raath ki baath ko le kar pareshan hai
main-han thoda sa
maa-aab to wo baath beeth gaya na to math soch us sab kai baare mai, aur mujhe ise baath ki khusi hai ki tune sahi samaya mai pahuch kar mujhe bacha dia
main-mujhe bhi khusi hai maa
maa-lakin tera ghussa dekh kar mai dar gaye the
main-sorry ,maine aapko daraya to
maa meri gale lagg jati hai
maa-koi baath nahi
main-to ja kar fresh ho jayo hume shadi ki liyea nikalna hai
maa-kya tu serious hai?
main-aur nahi to kya, tayar ho jayo ,
main papa ko bhi uutha deta hu -papa uutho bhi aab
dhirendra uuthte he apne bete aur patni ko dekhte hai
dhirendra- tum thik ho na beta
main-haan, aab uuth jayeea ,hume nikalta hai shaid ki liyea
maa-lakin itne jaldi shadi ki tayari kayse hogi?
main-humko jo jaruri cheez chaheyea bo raste mai pas ki he saher sai le lenge aur thoda rata change kar ki ise road par jayenge
main apne mobile nikal kai papa ko ek rasta dekha hu , papa dekh lete hai aur hum sab tayar ho kar nikal padte hai subha ki 6 baje aur thode dur 2 ghante ki driveing kai baadh he ek saher mil jati hai jaha hum jaruri saman kharidne mai lagg jate hai aur waha saman kharid kar akash ek mangalsutra bhi kharid leta hai aur hum sab seedha nikal padte hai mere dikhai manjil ki aur
main-use rate sai chaliyea
papa-thik hai
maa-beta ise shadi sai humara rista badal sakta hai
main-dushro kai liyea badal chuka hai maa , lakin ise humara rista nahi badle ga , aap chinta math karo
maa-sukriya beta, tum ise shadi ki baath bhi mujhe maa he bulana aur main tujhe apna beta bulayungi
main-jarur maa, aur main nahi chahata ki aapko koi daasi ki nazar sai dekhe aab aap mere saath rahogi
main maa kai kandhe mai ek haath rakh dia yea bol kar ,hum aage badh rahe thee dhere dhere subha sai dopher ho gayi the aur hum khana kha lia aur logo sai rasta poochte huye aakhir kal ek mandir mil gaye hume jaha shadi hoti hai
main-humara shadi ka manjil aagaya hai, papa aap aajke liyea humare shadi ka poora zimma uuthaoge
papa-jarur ji yea koi poochne wali baath hai
main-to maa thodi dhak lo aur tayar ho jayo barna waha bhi sab aapko dekhta rahe jayegai
maa-hehe ji mere raja
maa ghungat oodh lati hai aur saree ko apne sarer sai lapet lati hai aur poore gharelu bann jati hai, kuch he second mai
main-wah maa palak jhapakte he aap sexy sai sanskari bann gaye
maa-hehe, apne mard ki baath to manne he padegi na mere laal, aur bo bhi jaht sai ,hehe aab chaliyea bhi
main maa kai haath mai haath lia aage badhne laga aur papa bhi humare saath mandir ki taraf badhne ja rahe the jagha thoda santh batabaran mai tha waha jayda log to nahi the .hum mandir sai paas gaye
panditji-ji
papa-ji hume shadi karwani hai
panditji-ji jode kaha par hai?
papa-yea rahe
pandit hume dekh kar shock ho jata hai , honge bhi kyu na ek aurat maa ki umar ki aur ek ladka bete jaysa dekhne wala , wo hum dono ko ser sai pair tak dekhne lage
pandit ji-kya aap sach mai indono ki shadi karwana chahate ho , undono ki umar ek to nahi lagti
papa-aap chinta math kijiyea bo aaye dekhte hai umar mai jayda aantar nahi hai
pandit ji-aachaa!!! hmmmm aap kon lagte ho inke
papa-main pita hu ladkai ka
pandit ji-thik hai , aap usse mandap par le jayiyea waha aapko shadi karane wale pandit ji mil jayenge
pandit ji hume ishare sai mandap dekhate hai tab maa aur main mandap ki aur badte hai jaha aur ek pandit the jo ki shadi karwate the wo bhi hume dekh kar thoda chakit lagg rahe the
pandit-shadi aapki hone hai
main-haan aur yea meri dulhan
wo bhi thode dekhne lage, waha aur ek joda tha bo bhi shadi kar rahe the aur bo dono bhi hame dekh rahe the
pandit apne tayari suru kar dia aur thode he der mai hume bula dia aur baitha dia mandap par, mujhe ise baath ki khusi the ki maire shadi maa sai ho rahe the, aur thode der mai maa bhi aakar baith gaye mere baju mai tab dushre jode kai sambandhi hume dekhne lagi ki yea kis tarha ki jodi hai
pandit-aapki ghar sai aur koi nahi aaya?
main-nahi humko thode jaldi the shadi ki to
pandit ji aapna bidhi bidhan suru kar dete hai shadi ki aur mantra padhne lagg jate hai
panditji-ji aapka naam batayea
main-akash______
panditji-pandit ji aapki pitaji ka naam
main-dhirendra__________
panditji-aap apna naam batayea (maa sai poochte hai)
maa-kabita_______
panditji shock ho gaye aur humare paas baithe jodi aur unke ghar wale shock ho kar hume he dekh rahe the, maa ne humare title ek he bata di jisse sab ko shock hona he thaa, tab mai samajh gaya
main-aare kabita aabhi sai mere naam sai khud ka naam math jodo, apne pitaji ke surname batayo pandit ji ko
maa-heheh, ji wo galti sai mistake ho gaya ji
maa samajh jati hai ki unke mu sai kya nikal chuka hai to bo thoda hasne lagti hai
main- kabita_____
tab panditji ki saash mai saash aate hai
main-papa aap khade kyu hai video banayo
papa-han, thik hai ji
papa mere mobile le kar hum dono ki shadi ka video banane mai lagg jate hai ,pandit ji apna manta padhna suru kar dete hai main maa ki aur dekh kar muskara deta hu khusi hai aur maa bhi muskarate raheti hai, main kafe khus the.
paas main khade huye unkal-ji kya bo aapka beta hai
dhirendra-haan bo beta hai mera
unkal-shadi itne badi ladki sai
dhirendra-han dono ne khud shadi karne ka faisla lia hai
unkal-manna padega apne beta to khusnasib hai to itne mast ladki mili hai
dhirendra chup ho gaye thode der aur bolte hai - han bo to hai
(bo unkal soch raha tha is bache ko itne mast item mil kayse gaye bo bhi apne maa ki umar ki)
pandit- aab barmala daliyea
main aur maa ek dushre kai gale mai barmala daal dete hai hasi khusi aur panditji kai kahene aanusar main maa ki mang mai sindur bhar leta hu pandit kai kahene par aur mangalsutra bandhne lagta hu
aur maa khusi khusi pahen lati hai, aur apne phere bhi lene lagg jate hai jaha papa khud phool hum dono kai uper daal rahe the
pandit- aab aasirbad lo
main aur maa aab aasirbad lete hai pandit kai aur phir papa ki paas jate hai
main-darling ise muhurat sai dhirendra yani mere papa aapki sasur hai to unka aasirbad aapko lena padega
maa-thik hai ji aaj ki liyea itna to kar sakte hu
main aur maa papa ki pair chute hai
dhirendra- jite raho, sada khus raho
main-kya papa aaj ki din to thoda hasa karo, aaj meri shadi huye hai to aaj to khus ho jayea aapki ghar naye bahu aaye hai .bo bhi kamal ki
papa has dete hai
papa-ji mai bahut khus hu mere bete ki liyea
main-yea huye na baath, aur maa tum bhi aab yea nakhre chod kar papa sai sab geeli sikhbe bhula do , yea unke karan he to hum dono mile hai barna mujhe tum jayse maa nahi milte aur nahi bibi
maa-hehe, thik hai mere raja ki kahne par mai koi geelai sikhbe nahi rakhungi, aab tu khus ho na tum , mera matlab aap mere pati ji , han aapki pita ki karan he mujhe itna aacha mard mila hai to iske liyea main apne sasurji ka sukriya aada karte hu
main-haha, aap mujhe tum bolo, aap meri maa bhi ho na
maa- han thik hai beta
main-haan lakin ji aur aap mujhe us raath ko bolna padega
maa-kon se raath ?
main-humari suhagraat ko, us raath to main aapka naya pati banunga
maa sarm sai laal ho jati hai aur main maa ko sarmate huye dekh kar ek haath kamar sai pakad ki apne taraf keech leta hu
main-aare papa photo uuthayo mere aurat ki saath
maa aur main waha pose dene lagg jate hai aur papa photo uuthane lagg jate hai .
Sada suhagan rho.... 100 bacho ko janam do...achese apni suhagrat mnao....aur ha suhagrat Mai muze bhi yad ye bulana haUpdate-38
aagle din-
mainre needh tooth jati hai tab apne paas main maa ko pata hu jo ki mere saath he soye huye the aur papa dushre bister mai so rahe the. maa ki haath maire pet par the jisko mai uutha kar side kaar raha tha ki bo jagg gaye
maa-uuth gaya tu
main-hu
maa-kya huya tujhe?
main-kuch nahi
maa-aabhi bhi kal raath ki baath ko le kar pareshan hai
main-han thoda sa
maa-aab to wo baath beeth gaya na to math soch us sab kai baare mai, aur mujhe ise baath ki khusi hai ki tune sahi samaya mai pahuch kar mujhe bacha dia
main-mujhe bhi khusi hai maa
maa-lakin tera ghussa dekh kar mai dar gaye the
main-sorry ,maine aapko daraya to
maa meri gale lagg jati hai
maa-koi baath nahi
main-to ja kar fresh ho jayo hume shadi ki liyea nikalna hai
maa-kya tu serious hai?
main-aur nahi to kya, tayar ho jayo ,
main papa ko bhi uutha deta hu -papa uutho bhi aab
dhirendra uuthte he apne bete aur patni ko dekhte hai
dhirendra- tum thik ho na beta
main-haan, aab uuth jayeea ,hume nikalta hai shaid ki liyea
maa-lakin itne jaldi shadi ki tayari kayse hogi?
main-humko jo jaruri cheez chaheyea bo raste mai pas ki he saher sai le lenge aur thoda rata change kar ki ise road par jayenge
main apne mobile nikal kai papa ko ek rasta dekha hu , papa dekh lete hai aur hum sab tayar ho kar nikal padte hai subha ki 6 baje aur thode dur 2 ghante ki driveing kai baadh he ek saher mil jati hai jaha hum jaruri saman kharidne mai lagg jate hai aur waha saman kharid kar akash ek mangalsutra bhi kharid leta hai aur hum sab seedha nikal padte hai mere dikhai manjil ki aur
main-use rate sai chaliyea
papa-thik hai
maa-beta ise shadi sai humara rista badal sakta hai
main-dushro kai liyea badal chuka hai maa , lakin ise humara rista nahi badle ga , aap chinta math karo
maa-sukriya beta, tum ise shadi ki baath bhi mujhe maa he bulana aur main tujhe apna beta bulayungi
main-jarur maa, aur main nahi chahata ki aapko koi daasi ki nazar sai dekhe aab aap mere saath rahogi
main maa kai kandhe mai ek haath rakh dia yea bol kar ,hum aage badh rahe thee dhere dhere subha sai dopher ho gayi the aur hum khana kha lia aur logo sai rasta poochte huye aakhir kal ek mandir mil gaye hume jaha shadi hoti hai
main-humara shadi ka manjil aagaya hai, papa aap aajke liyea humare shadi ka poora zimma uuthaoge
papa-jarur ji yea koi poochne wali baath hai
main-to maa thodi dhak lo aur tayar ho jayo barna waha bhi sab aapko dekhta rahe jayegai
maa-hehe ji mere raja
maa ghungat oodh lati hai aur saree ko apne sarer sai lapet lati hai aur poore gharelu bann jati hai, kuch he second mai
main-wah maa palak jhapakte he aap sexy sai sanskari bann gaye
maa-hehe, apne mard ki baath to manne he padegi na mere laal, aur bo bhi jaht sai ,hehe aab chaliyea bhi
main maa kai haath mai haath lia aage badhne laga aur papa bhi humare saath mandir ki taraf badhne ja rahe the jagha thoda santh batabaran mai tha waha jayda log to nahi the .hum mandir sai paas gaye
panditji-ji
papa-ji hume shadi karwani hai
panditji-ji jode kaha par hai?
papa-yea rahe
pandit hume dekh kar shock ho jata hai , honge bhi kyu na ek aurat maa ki umar ki aur ek ladka bete jaysa dekhne wala , wo hum dono ko ser sai pair tak dekhne lage
pandit ji-kya aap sach mai indono ki shadi karwana chahate ho , undono ki umar ek to nahi lagti
papa-aap chinta math kijiyea bo aaye dekhte hai umar mai jayda aantar nahi hai
pandit ji-aachaa!!! hmmmm aap kon lagte ho inke
papa-main pita hu ladkai ka
pandit ji-thik hai , aap usse mandap par le jayiyea waha aapko shadi karane wale pandit ji mil jayenge
pandit ji hume ishare sai mandap dekhate hai tab maa aur main mandap ki aur badte hai jaha aur ek pandit the jo ki shadi karwate the wo bhi hume dekh kar thoda chakit lagg rahe the
pandit-shadi aapki hone hai
main-haan aur yea meri dulhan
wo bhi thode dekhne lage, waha aur ek joda tha bo bhi shadi kar rahe the aur bo dono bhi hame dekh rahe the
pandit apne tayari suru kar dia aur thode he der mai hume bula dia aur baitha dia mandap par, mujhe ise baath ki khusi the ki maire shadi maa sai ho rahe the, aur thode der mai maa bhi aakar baith gaye mere baju mai tab dushre jode kai sambandhi hume dekhne lagi ki yea kis tarha ki jodi hai
pandit-aapki ghar sai aur koi nahi aaya?
main-nahi humko thode jaldi the shadi ki to
pandit ji aapna bidhi bidhan suru kar dete hai shadi ki aur mantra padhne lagg jate hai
panditji-ji aapka naam batayea
main-akash______
panditji-pandit ji aapki pitaji ka naam
main-dhirendra__________
panditji-aap apna naam batayea (maa sai poochte hai)
maa-kabita_______
panditji shock ho gaye aur humare paas baithe jodi aur unke ghar wale shock ho kar hume he dekh rahe the, maa ne humare title ek he bata di jisse sab ko shock hona he thaa, tab mai samajh gaya
main-aare kabita aabhi sai mere naam sai khud ka naam math jodo, apne pitaji ke surname batayo pandit ji ko
maa-heheh, ji wo galti sai mistake ho gaya ji
maa samajh jati hai ki unke mu sai kya nikal chuka hai to bo thoda hasne lagti hai
main- kabita_____
tab panditji ki saash mai saash aate hai
main-papa aap khade kyu hai video banayo
papa-han, thik hai ji
papa mere mobile le kar hum dono ki shadi ka video banane mai lagg jate hai ,pandit ji apna manta padhna suru kar dete hai main maa ki aur dekh kar muskara deta hu khusi hai aur maa bhi muskarate raheti hai, main kafe khus the.
paas main khade huye unkal-ji kya bo aapka beta hai
dhirendra-haan bo beta hai mera
unkal-shadi itne badi ladki sai
dhirendra-han dono ne khud shadi karne ka faisla lia hai
unkal-manna padega apne beta to khusnasib hai to itne mast ladki mili hai
dhirendra chup ho gaye thode der aur bolte hai - han bo to hai
(bo unkal soch raha tha is bache ko itne mast item mil kayse gaye bo bhi apne maa ki umar ki)
pandit- aab barmala daliyea
main aur maa ek dushre kai gale mai barmala daal dete hai hasi khusi aur panditji kai kahene aanusar main maa ki mang mai sindur bhar leta hu pandit kai kahene par aur mangalsutra bandhne lagta hu
aur maa khusi khusi pahen lati hai, aur apne phere bhi lene lagg jate hai jaha papa khud phool hum dono kai uper daal rahe the
pandit- aab aasirbad lo
main aur maa aab aasirbad lete hai pandit kai aur phir papa ki paas jate hai
main-darling ise muhurat sai dhirendra yani mere papa aapki sasur hai to unka aasirbad aapko lena padega
maa-thik hai ji aaj ki liyea itna to kar sakte hu
main aur maa papa ki pair chute hai
dhirendra- jite raho, sada khus raho
main-kya papa aaj ki din to thoda hasa karo, aaj meri shadi huye hai to aaj to khus ho jayea aapki ghar naye bahu aaye hai .bo bhi kamal ki
papa has dete hai
papa-ji mai bahut khus hu mere bete ki liyea
main-yea huye na baath, aur maa tum bhi aab yea nakhre chod kar papa sai sab geeli sikhbe bhula do , yea unke karan he to hum dono mile hai barna mujhe tum jayse maa nahi milte aur nahi bibi
maa-hehe, thik hai mere raja ki kahne par mai koi geelai sikhbe nahi rakhungi, aab tu khus ho na tum , mera matlab aap mere pati ji , han aapki pita ki karan he mujhe itna aacha mard mila hai to iske liyea main apne sasurji ka sukriya aada karte hu
main-haha, aap mujhe tum bolo, aap meri maa bhi ho na
maa- han thik hai beta
main-haan lakin ji aur aap mujhe us raath ko bolna padega
maa-kon se raath ?
main-humari suhagraat ko, us raath to main aapka naya pati banunga
maa sarm sai laal ho jati hai aur main maa ko sarmate huye dekh kar ek haath kamar sai pakad ki apne taraf keech leta hu
main-aare papa photo uuthayo mere aurat ki saath
maa aur main waha pose dene lagg jate hai aur papa photo uuthane lagg jate hai .
haha...good one Bhai...Akash ne aapko invite kiya tha...unko aashirwaad dene ke liyeaSada suhagan rho.... 100 bacho ko janam do...achese apni suhagrat mnao....aur ha suhagrat Mai muze bhi yad ye bulana ha
Kitne bhi de pr usme se mera bhi 1 baccha hoga hi hogahaha...good one Bhai...Akash ne aapko invite kiya tha...unko aashirwaad dene ke liyea
Ab yeh Akash pe depend karta hain ki Kavita kitne baccho ko janam deti hain