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Bahut khub bro ab to nani ke sath sex mja aayega ......Update-53
kabita subha uuthte hai to bo apne bete ko miss karte hai kyu ki usko kafe aakela pan feel ho raha tha, usko kafe boor feel ho raha tha ise saherr par , wo sochne lagti hai kaas aab uska beta hota to kitne aaram sai baath karpati aur masti kar pati aur soch kar thoda sarma jati hai ,aur bo thode der baath apne mobile nikal kar net thoda on karte hai ki tab uske bete ka message aaya huya tha jiko bo bina waqt gabaye open karte hai
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kabita ka mu khula ka khula rahe jata hai .
dushre taraf--
aagle din uuthte he mujhe fresh lagne lag gaya tha, tanab bhi kaam ho gaya tha aur yea sab huya tha pichle raath ki sunidhi ki saath chudai kai karan main fresh ho jata hu tabhi sunidhi mujhe chai deti hai aur mujhe dekh kar muskara kar ghar ki kaam mai lagg jati hai aur main apne kamre sai bahar nikal he raha tha ki mere phone ki ghanti bajhne lagti hai , main phone dekhta hu to bo maa ka phone hota hai
main-hello darling
maa-heloo mere raja kaysa hai
main-thik hu lakin yea subha subha mujhe kayse yaad kar lia
maa-tere harkato ki karan
main-maine kya kia?
maa-mujko yea kayse tasbire bheji hai tune
main-kayse tasbir?
maa-tere lund ki
main-haha bo , wo to tere liyea bheji hai maine mere darling,tu bhi mujhe apne boob ki ek nangi tasbir bhej na
maa-dhat aaysa tasbire kon bhejta hai bhala
main-are maa aasiko ko bheja jata hai aur main to tera pati hu
maa-hat tu baisarm ho gaya hai aur
main-tune he to banaya hai maa hehehhe, dekh photo mai mera lund kaysa kadak hai teri liyea maa
maa-haat
main-kyu aacha nahi hai ?
maa-kafe aachaa hai mere raja hehe..........sun jara
main-haan maa
maa-tere papa ne mujhe talak kai paper dia hai kya main uspar sigh kar du?
main-yea tumhari zindagi hai maa aur faisla tumko he lena hai to tum he lo, main is mamle mai dakhal aandazi nahi karna chahata
maa-thik hai
main-to aapki sasur ji aapko line to nahi maar rahe hai na, maine mana to kia tha lakin
maa-nahi, wo kyu marenge
main-itne hot bahu ho to line marne ka dil to karega he naa mere darling
maa-haahha
main-maa tuj sai ek baath poochna chahata hu kya tu dadaji ki bhai ki baare main janti hai
maa-haan wo to bahut pahele aalag ho gaye the jaysa maine suna hai
main-matlab kabsai
maa-mainre us ghar ki dulhan banne sai pahele
main-ohh thik hai
main baath karte karte ghar main tahel raha tha ki tab main kamini ki kamre kai paas pahuch jata hu jaha darbaza khula aur kamini bed thik kar rahe the tabhi uske pallu uske blouse sai thoda haat jati hai tab main usko dekhne lagg jata hu
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main-main tumko badh main call karta hu maa
maa-thik hai bye mere laal
main-bye
maire nazaar aabhi bhi tike huye the tabhi kamini nazar uuthati hai aur mujhe dekhte hai aur mujhe dekhte he ek smile de deti hai aur dhere sai khadi hoti hai .main uske aur ja raha tha ki
savnaam- good moring bhaiya
main muda to savnam the aur uske saheli jo uper ki kamre main ja rahe the
main-good moring , itne subha subha kaha chali
savnaam-padhai karne , lakin bhaiya mujhe kuch paise chaheyea
(akash apne kamre main ja kar pursh lata hai aur savnaam ko paise deta hai jisse savnaam khus ho jati hai aur akash ki gal main ek kiss karte hai )
savnam-thak you bhaiya
(savnam uupar chali jati hai aur uske sahili jane lagti hai lakin akash ko dekhte huye jisko dekh kar akash ko thoda aajib sa lagta hai lakin bo yea baath ka care nahi karta )
mujhe thodi bhook lagne lagi the to main kitchen mai chala gaya tabhi waha mujhe sulachana bua dekhe jo ki uper stool par chadh kar uper sai kuch saman nikal rahe the lakin uske haath pahuch nahi rahe the thik sai, pahuchegi bhi kayse unke hight 5.1 jo hai
main-kya sulochana kuch madal chaheyea
(sulochana akash ki aabaz sun kar thodi chock jati hai aur thode khisak jati hai tabhi akash uske kamar mai hath rakh deta hai aur girne sai bacha leta hai. lakin jayse he sulochana akash ki haath apne kamar par haath mahesus karte hai wo kafe sarma jati hai kyu ki uske kamar par uske pati ki aalaba kisi ka haath nahi pada tha to bo bina ek second gabaye aapne aap phir sai khade hone ki koshish karte hai ki bo apne balance poore kho kar girla lagte hai aur akash aab usse poore tarha sai apne dono haath sai palad leta hai)
kuch ise tarha---
main-aaaram sai sulochana
akash dhere sai uuse niche uutarta hai . sulochana sarm sai laal ho ja chuke thee
main-kya huya kya dhoond rahe ho waha
sulochana-ji zamindaar ji kuch nahi
main-bataoo bhi ,main nikal deta hu
main stool par chad jata hu
sulochana-ji aap math chadhiyea barna daadi ghussa karegi
main-aare main aapki madat karna chahata hu to bo kyu ghussa karegi , main aurato ki madat karne wala mard hu to aap bata sakte ho .bolo bhi
sulochana bua mujhe batati hai to main wohe dibba nikal kai sulochana ko deta hu tab mere nazar unpar padti hai
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main mann he mann mai-sulochana jarur kaam hight ki hai lakin dekhne mai mirchi hai poore , kal raath to suna tha ki jald jhar gaye hai to kitne jaldi jharte honge mujhe to jarur dekhna hai , aur kitne halki hai yea , mere godh mai gori to kuch mahesus na huya,, jitne patli aur komal hai yea inko to rajesh to isko uutha kar leta hoga
yea sochte huye mera lund pant ki aandar sai aapne aap khada hone lagta hai
tabhi sulochana ki nazar akash ki pant par padti hai jaha thoda tent bana huya tha
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jisko dekh kar wo shock ho jati hai aur apne nazar ghuma deti hai
main- aur koi madat chaheyea kya tumko
sulochana- nahi , nahi zamindaar ji
main-to mere liya kuch garma garm nasta bana lo kafe bhook lagi hai
main sulochana bua sai baath kar raha tha ki waha daadi aajati hai
daadi-kya kaar rahe ho sulochana
sulochana-ji bo zamindaar ji ki liyea khana bana rahe the
daadi-thik hai main madat karte hu
daadi bhi aajati hai aur mujhe baath karte karte khana bana mai madat karne lagti hai to main sulochana sai aakhele main baath bhi nahi kar pata , main nasta kar leta hu aur bahar aajata hu
dopher ki khane ki baadh-
main bahar thoda tahel raha tha ki waha mujhe raghunath mil jate hai
raghunath-ji akash ji main aapki paas he ja raha tha
main-kuch kaam tha ?
raghunath-khet sai kuch chabal mandi jane wala hai to uske liyea aapki jarurat hai waha permission dene kai liyea
main-thik hai gadi nikaliyea
main raghunath kai saath gadi main baith kar humare ganv kai store house chale jate hai jo ki khet kai paas he tha to hum waha ja kar kaam lipta dete hai aur ise bahane raghunath mujhe khel khariyal dekhate hai aur main bhi sab dekh ta hu sab kaam main busy the
main tab sochata hu ki raghunath sai kyu na sach uugalwa jaye , bo sayad aays enahi kahenge to
main-raghunath chalo kuch ho jaye
raghunath-aap kaha pete ho
main-aap to pete ho, chaliyea hum pilate hai aapko
hum waha ki sarab ki theki par ja kar ek *** desi uutha kar humre ek khet kai beech bani ek choti se ghar ki aandar jate hai jaha main raghunath kai liyea thoda pach bana deta hu aur mere samne raghunath penemain lagg jate hai, aur jayse he lagta hai ki raghunath thode nase mai aagaye
main-raghunath ji aap ko to kafe kuch pata hota hai aas paas ki baare main?
raghunath-haan akash ji business ka knowlege to hai
main-business nahi ghar ki baare mai
raghunath-humara ghar
main-haan ghar ki baare main khas kar daadi ki baare mai dadaji kai baare mai
raghunath-daadi, daada kai baare mai , aap mujsai kyu pooch rahe hai
main-daadi to jabab deti nahi to aap sahi , too dadaji jal kar mare the?
raghunath-ji wo
main-aapko daadi ne mana kia hai
raghunath-ji wo koi mana kyu karega
lagta hai sarab ka aasar ho nahi raha ,yea nana jaysa to nahi hai to inke mu sai bhi kuch nahi nikalne wala yea bhi daadi ki side honge ,honge bhi kyu na control main rakhte hai sab ko aur raghunath bhi to unke kafe zimmedari uuthati hai, to kya aab yea daadi ko bata denge ki main insai yea baath pooch raha tha?
aab to muslik ho gaye , tab mujhe kamini ki ek baath yaad aati aur tab mere mann me ek idea aata hai
main-aachaa to wo kayse hai ?
raghunath-kon? akash ji
main-bo , bo unsai milne jate hai na
raghunath-ji akash ji main samjha nahi
main-aap thik samajh rahe hai ,aare wo raghunath aapki wo aurat jisko milne aur kuch karne jate hai bo kayse hai
yea baath sunte he raghunath ji thoda chup ho gaye thoda palke bhi jhukane lagi aur thoda idhar uudhar bhi dekhne lagi , tab mujhe laga ki sayad teer thik nisane par lagi hai
main-lagta hai yaad nahi aaya aapko, wo aapkai saath gumne wala ne us aurat ka ghar dikhaya tha jiske saath aap maze late hai , kya hai uske naam huh, uska naam
raghunath- plz akash ji plz uma kai baare main aapki daadi ko math batana
huuu to uma hai us aurat ka naam aur raghunath ji daadi sai darte hai lagta hai sakt hai yea sab kai baare mai
main-nahi batayunga aagar aap mere madat karoge to main aapki karunga
raghunath-ji wo
main-ya phir bata du
raghunath-ji na nahi
main-aap mere madat karoge to main aapka pakka madat karunga aur ise baare main koi nahi jan payega ya phir yea baath daadi janne ki baadh bhi aap maze le sakte ho khulam khulla aur koi kuch nahi bolega
raghunath-ji kya aap sach mai mere saath denge
main-hmm aagar aap chahe to
raghunath-ji main aapki haar manne ki liyea taiyar hu , haan aapki daada ji jal kar he mare the
main-to aap ko koi shak nahi huya
raghunath-ji huya to tha aur police bhi aaye the
lagta hai mera teer thik nisane par laga hai ise liyea raghunath ji popat ki tarha bolne lagg gaye hai
main-phir
raghunath-lakin police baas dekh kar chali gaye bas
main-kya poochtach nahi huya
raghunath-nahi akash ji police dubara kabhi aaye he nahi
main mann he mann main- aajib baaath hai koi jal kar mare aur police poochthaj kai liyea na aaye , kisi ne cass close to nahi karba di ,yea to ho sakta hai.... pahele din panchayat main ek ne to kaha tha ki bina permission mai parinda bhi par nahi mar sakta
ise tarha ki baath , sayad yea to huya hai. sayad
main-daadi aur dadaji ka rista kaysa tha?
raghunath-bhagwan jane akash ji unke baare mai to kisi ko pata nahi, wo dono kai bina marji to hum ghar sai nahi nikalpate the
main-kya saach bol rahe ho aap
raghunath-ji bilkul akash ji bas yea baath daadi ko math batani ki maine bataye hai barna
main-aap chinta math karo
raghunath jayse dare huye lagg rahe the unko dekh kar laga nahi ki bo jhut bol rahe hai
raghunath-ji bo baath bhi math batana akash ji aur plz mere madat ki jiyeaga
main-haha chinta math kijiyea main sambhal lunga
raghunath-dhanyabad akash ji
raghunath thode khus ho gaye
main-baise sundar bibi hone kai baadh bahar mu kyu mar rahe ho raghunath?
raghunath-ji bo. ji bo pyar kartai hai hum usse
main-sach mai?, kamini ka kya?
raghunath-usko to koi parwha nahi hai , wo to chune nahi dati mujhe kabhi
main-to Ravi kayse paida ho gaya hahahaha aap mazak aachaa kar lete hai raghunath ji
main haasne laga aur haste haste raghunath ki sakl ko dekh to unke mu mai bilkul bhi khusi na the wo kuch soch rahe the tab mujhe laga ki kuch to gadbad hai
main-raghunath kya baath hai kuch chupa rahe ho kya?
raghunath- kuch nahi akash ji aayse he
main-batado waise bhi kya bigad jayega ,aapne kafe baath to bata dia hai mujhe aur main bada hu to aapko koi kuch nahi kahega
raghunath chup the aur kuch bhi nahi bol rahe the tabhi main thoda sochta hu to mujhe jhatka sa lagta hai
main-kya?... matlaab matlab... ravi aapka beta nahi hai ?
main raghunath ki sakl ko dekhta hu tab unke sakl par koi expression nahi tha tab mujhe laga ki yea saach mai 100 percent
main-to yea sach hai ...bapre to wo kis ka beta hai
raghunath- bo main nahi janta akash ji .
main mann he main-Lvdi kamini itne badi baath usne chupaye ki ravi raghunath ka beta hai he nahi ..to phir aur kon ho sakta hai ?, dadaji....... ravi dadaji ka beta hai ,to bo mera ek taraf sai mera unkal hai , lvd kamini
main-to kon kon yea baath janta hai aapki aalaba
raghunath-aapki dadaji jante the, daadi ,kamini aur main , aab baas aap he jante hai
hmmmmmmmm aur yea baath kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalne chahiyea
tabhi---
-akash ji , akash jii
main mud kar dekha to wo rajesh the
main-haan boliyea rajesh
rajesh-ji aapko ghar bulaya gaya hai bol rahe hai jaruri kaam hai
main-itna kya jaruri aapada jo aabhi bula rahe , phone kar lete
rajesh-ji aapki phona lagg he nahi raha hai , ise liyea hum kab sai aapko dhund rahe hai
main-thik hai chalo
main rajesh aur raghunath kai saath ghar aajata hu tab main dekhta hu waha ghar kai saare sadasya maujud the aur mere aane ka wait karr rahe the tabhi maine dekha ki waha nanaji bhi mouzud thee, aur bo mujhe dekhte he mere pair main padd kar gid gidane lage aur rone lage
nanaji-zamindaarr ji mujhe bachaa lijiyea , main lut gaya barbad ho gaya
main- kya huya nanaji ? aaur uuth jayea
nanaji-ji bo maire ghar girbi padd gaye hai aur raheni kai liyea mere paas koi jagha nahi hai
main-kya ,kayse?
tabhi waha naani bhi aajati hai aur mere aage haath jodte hai
naani-ji hume bacha lijiyea ,humare ghar ko bachaa lijiyea
main kuch samajh nahi pa raha tha ki ho kya raha hai
main-kisne cheena aapki ghar aur mama kaha hai
nanaji-wo ji lala kai paas zamindaar ji
main-raghunath ji, wo lala ko yaha le kar aaoo
raghunath ji-ji
raghunath apne kuch aadmioo ko le kar lala ko lene chale jate hai , akash ghar ki hall mai ja kar sofe mai baith jata hai aur sochne lagta hai ise musibat kai baare mai , tabhi sunidhi bhi waha aajati hai jisko akash apne paas baithene ki liyea bolta hai aur sunidhi baith jati hai apne ser par ghungat oodh kar aur daadi bhi aakar khadi ho jati hai
akash ki bagal mai , tab akash ki najar savnam par padti hai jo apne sahelo kai saath thodi chupp chupp kar dekh rahe the mamle ko aur ravi jo ki bahar khada ho kar baate sun raha tha, aur tab akash ko ek adarsh bada bhai banna tha to yea sab mamle mai dono ko dur rakhna chahata tha
main-savnaam tum upar ja kar apne sahili kai saath padhai karo
savnaam-lakin bhaiyaa mujhe
main-bola na uupar jaoo , yea tum logo ki jagha nahi hai
savnaam thoda chock jati hai apne pade bhai ki bhari aabaz sun kar aur bo uper jane ki natak karte hai aur seedhe par chup kar baate sunne lagti hai
main-aur ravi ko bhi bahar bhejo kamini
kamini-ji zamindaar ji
thode he der mai rajesh lala ko keechte huye late hai aur akash ki aage. aur lala jayse he akash ko dekhta hai wo apne haath jod deta hai
lala-, humko aap aayse kyu le aaye zamindaar ji , humsai kono galti ho gaye hai kya
tabhi nanaji haath zod kar piche aajatte hai aur unke saath mama bhi aajate hai
nanaji-tumne humari ghar hadap lia aur pooch rahe ho ki galti kya huya hai
main-baas kijiyea , naam kya hai aapka(lala)
(naanaji chup ho jate hai )
lala-ratan lala zamindaar ji
main-aur aapne inke ghar kyu hadapa hai
lala-maine kuch nahi kia hai hujur ghar to yea khud haar gaye mujsai aur inhone he to apne ghar mere naam kia
main-kya matlab
lala ek kagaz dekhata hai jisko raghunath maire paas aakar dekha te hai jaha par saaf saaf nanaji ne ghar uske hawali karne ka likh lia , aur yea dekh kar mujhe thoda ghussa aagaya
main-yea kya hai nanaji, aapne khud likha hai ki aap ghar lala ko de raho ho
lala-yea aapki nanaji hai zamindar ji
nanaji-maaf kijiyea galti ho gaye zamindaar ji aap he mujhe bacha sakte hai maibaap ji
main-aap ko yea khud likhnai sai pahele sochna chaheyea tha
nanaji-maaf kar dijiyea zamindaar ji tab main hosh mai nahi tha
main-hosh mai nahi thee
mama-yea sarab kai nase hai the zamindaar ji, yea hamesha aaysa he karte hai zua kai liyea paisa haar jate hai aur kal to jua khelne kai liyea ghar tak ghibi rakh dia
main-aap yea sap harkat bandh kyu nahi karte nanaji
nanaji-aage sai aaysa nahi hoga zamindaar ji mere ghar bacha lijiyea
(yea bol kar bo akash ki paas aakar gidgidane lagg jate hai aur akash ki pair padne lagti hai)
main-lala inke ghar inko lauta do
lala-lakin
main- aapki saath nainsafi nahi hone dunga ise liyea aapko zameen ki hisab sai paise dia jayenge barna.
ise sai pahele ki akash aapne baath poora karta lala samajh jata hai
lala-sukriya zamindaar ji mujhe aapka faisla manjoor hai
main- to ghar ki kagazat
lala-yea raha zamindaar ji
rajesh uske haath sai papers le lete hai , akash sunidhi sai chabi lekar daadi ko de deta hai taki wo paise nikal ki de sake, aur daadi chabi le kar jati hai aur paise le aate hai aur lala ko de deti hai aur lala khus hokar chala jata hai .
main soch main padd gaya tha ki kya kia jayea nana ka itne bade sarabi hai ki kuch bhi girbi rakh sakte hai tab mujhe maa ki yaad aate hai ki wo mujhe ghar ka ek mard ki tarha dekhna chahati hai . main apne bagal main baithe sunidhi ko dekhta hu jo ki mujhe dekh kar
muskara deti hai
nanaji-dhanyabad zamindaaar ji dhanyabad aapne mujpar bahut bada uupkar kia hai . layea rajesh ji ghar ki paper dijiyea
yea bol kar nana rajesh sai paper le rahe the ki
main-rukia nanaji , hum kayse bharosha kare ki aap aaysa dubara nahi karengi
nanaji-ji main kasam khata hu ki aaysa dubara nahi hoga
main-lakin aap dubara aaysa karte he ho , hai ki nahi
nanaji-bo galti ho jati hai zamindaar ji
main-aap sai badi badi galti hote hai , ise liyea hum yea paper aap ko nahi denge ,humne bhi iske paise chukaa hai to aab aapka ghar humara huaa
nanaji-aaysa math boliyea zamindaar ji (pair padd kar) aage sai aaysa nahi hoga , sunidhi beti samjhoo na zamindaar ji ko
sunidhi-ji ji main kuch nahi bol sakte ,yea unke faisla hai
(sunidhi ki baath akash ko aache lagte hai to wo sunidhi ki kandhe par aapna haath rakh deta hai)
main-aapki ise harkato kai wajay sai aapka sara zameen dadaji ki paas girbi padhi huya hai lakin aapne phir wahe harkat kar ki sabit kar dia hai ki aap nahi sudharne wali to aab kuch nahi ho sakta , aaj sai bas aap khudko girbi rakh sakte hai
(akash ki yea baath sun kar nana samjh jate hai ki galti unke he hai to yahe sahi rahega ki akash ki paas unke zamin rahega)
main-lakin aap bina kisi dikkat sai waha rahe sakte ho , hum uspar dakhal aandazi nahi karunga aur nahi kabhi aap ko waha sai nikalunga
(nanaji paas aur koi chara na tha kyu ki daadi bhi paas khadi ho kar yea baath sun rahe the aur bo bhi kuch nahi bol rahe the to )
nanaji-aap ki hukm sar aankho par zamindaar ji , hum aapka faisla jarur manenge
(nanaji mama ko chalne kai liyea bolte hai aur naani ko chalne kai liyea bolte hai )
main-rukia . naani bhi kahi nahi jayegi , bo aap sai yaha rahegi
(yea sun kar sab shock ho jate hai aur akash ko dekhne lagte hai )
(akash aapne nanaji ko thik sai jan chuka tha ki bo sarab ki halat mai kuch bhi dao par laga sakte hai aur pahele bhi unke karan naani dadaji sai chudhte aaye hai )
nanaji-lakin
main-bas nanaji, naani aap yaha aap waha jana chahati ho
(naani soch main padd jati hai ki ek taraf uske pati hai jisko bo samjhate samjhate thak chuke hai aur dushre tarar akash jo ki uske beti kai pati bhi hai aur zamindaar bhi jisko bo sahi sai jante the ki bo unkai marji kai bina kisi ko haath lagane bhi nahi denge)
naani akash ki aur chalte huye aajati hai tab akash samajh jata hai
main-mama aap nana kai saath jaoo aur unke khayal rakhoo aur unko jua ki lat sai dur rakhoo
mamaji-jarur zamindaar saheb
mama or nanaji le kar aapnai ghar ki taraf rabana ho jatai hai aur akash sunidhi ko naani kai saath aandar jane ko bolta hai . aur akash thoda soch sochte bahar tahelne nikal jata hai .
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kabita subha uuthte hai to bo apne bete ko miss karte hai kyu ki usko kafe aakela pan feel ho raha tha, usko kafe boor feel ho raha tha ise saherr par , wo sochne lagti hai kaas aab uska beta hota to kitne aaram sai baath karpati aur masti kar pati aur soch kar thoda sarma jati hai ,aur bo thode der baath apne mobile nikal kar net thoda on karte hai ki tab uske bete ka message aaya huya tha jiko bo bina waqt gabaye open karte hai
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kabita ka mu khula ka khula rahe jata hai .
dushre taraf--
aagle din uuthte he mujhe fresh lagne lag gaya tha, tanab bhi kaam ho gaya tha aur yea sab huya tha pichle raath ki sunidhi ki saath chudai kai karan main fresh ho jata hu tabhi sunidhi mujhe chai deti hai aur mujhe dekh kar muskara kar ghar ki kaam mai lagg jati hai aur main apne kamre sai bahar nikal he raha tha ki mere phone ki ghanti bajhne lagti hai , main phone dekhta hu to bo maa ka phone hota hai
main-hello darling
maa-heloo mere raja kaysa hai
main-thik hu lakin yea subha subha mujhe kayse yaad kar lia
maa-tere harkato ki karan
main-maine kya kia?
maa-mujko yea kayse tasbire bheji hai tune
main-kayse tasbir?
maa-tere lund ki
main-haha bo , wo to tere liyea bheji hai maine mere darling,tu bhi mujhe apne boob ki ek nangi tasbir bhej na
maa-dhat aaysa tasbire kon bhejta hai bhala
main-are maa aasiko ko bheja jata hai aur main to tera pati hu
maa-hat tu baisarm ho gaya hai aur
main-tune he to banaya hai maa hehehhe, dekh photo mai mera lund kaysa kadak hai teri liyea maa
maa-haat
main-kyu aacha nahi hai ?
maa-kafe aachaa hai mere raja hehe..........sun jara
main-haan maa
maa-tere papa ne mujhe talak kai paper dia hai kya main uspar sigh kar du?
main-yea tumhari zindagi hai maa aur faisla tumko he lena hai to tum he lo, main is mamle mai dakhal aandazi nahi karna chahata
maa-thik hai
main-to aapki sasur ji aapko line to nahi maar rahe hai na, maine mana to kia tha lakin
maa-nahi, wo kyu marenge
main-itne hot bahu ho to line marne ka dil to karega he naa mere darling
maa-haahha
main-maa tuj sai ek baath poochna chahata hu kya tu dadaji ki bhai ki baare main janti hai
maa-haan wo to bahut pahele aalag ho gaye the jaysa maine suna hai
main-matlab kabsai
maa-mainre us ghar ki dulhan banne sai pahele
main-ohh thik hai
main baath karte karte ghar main tahel raha tha ki tab main kamini ki kamre kai paas pahuch jata hu jaha darbaza khula aur kamini bed thik kar rahe the tabhi uske pallu uske blouse sai thoda haat jati hai tab main usko dekhne lagg jata hu
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main-main tumko badh main call karta hu maa
maa-thik hai bye mere laal
main-bye
maire nazaar aabhi bhi tike huye the tabhi kamini nazar uuthati hai aur mujhe dekhte hai aur mujhe dekhte he ek smile de deti hai aur dhere sai khadi hoti hai .main uske aur ja raha tha ki
savnaam- good moring bhaiya
main muda to savnam the aur uske saheli jo uper ki kamre main ja rahe the
main-good moring , itne subha subha kaha chali
savnaam-padhai karne , lakin bhaiya mujhe kuch paise chaheyea
(akash apne kamre main ja kar pursh lata hai aur savnaam ko paise deta hai jisse savnaam khus ho jati hai aur akash ki gal main ek kiss karte hai )
savnam-thak you bhaiya
(savnam uupar chali jati hai aur uske sahili jane lagti hai lakin akash ko dekhte huye jisko dekh kar akash ko thoda aajib sa lagta hai lakin bo yea baath ka care nahi karta )
mujhe thodi bhook lagne lagi the to main kitchen mai chala gaya tabhi waha mujhe sulachana bua dekhe jo ki uper stool par chadh kar uper sai kuch saman nikal rahe the lakin uske haath pahuch nahi rahe the thik sai, pahuchegi bhi kayse unke hight 5.1 jo hai
main-kya sulochana kuch madal chaheyea
(sulochana akash ki aabaz sun kar thodi chock jati hai aur thode khisak jati hai tabhi akash uske kamar mai hath rakh deta hai aur girne sai bacha leta hai. lakin jayse he sulochana akash ki haath apne kamar par haath mahesus karte hai wo kafe sarma jati hai kyu ki uske kamar par uske pati ki aalaba kisi ka haath nahi pada tha to bo bina ek second gabaye aapne aap phir sai khade hone ki koshish karte hai ki bo apne balance poore kho kar girla lagte hai aur akash aab usse poore tarha sai apne dono haath sai palad leta hai)
kuch ise tarha---
main-aaaram sai sulochana
akash dhere sai uuse niche uutarta hai . sulochana sarm sai laal ho ja chuke thee
main-kya huya kya dhoond rahe ho waha
sulochana-ji zamindaar ji kuch nahi
main-bataoo bhi ,main nikal deta hu
main stool par chad jata hu
sulochana-ji aap math chadhiyea barna daadi ghussa karegi
main-aare main aapki madat karna chahata hu to bo kyu ghussa karegi , main aurato ki madat karne wala mard hu to aap bata sakte ho .bolo bhi
sulochana bua mujhe batati hai to main wohe dibba nikal kai sulochana ko deta hu tab mere nazar unpar padti hai
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main mann he mann mai-sulochana jarur kaam hight ki hai lakin dekhne mai mirchi hai poore , kal raath to suna tha ki jald jhar gaye hai to kitne jaldi jharte honge mujhe to jarur dekhna hai , aur kitne halki hai yea , mere godh mai gori to kuch mahesus na huya,, jitne patli aur komal hai yea inko to rajesh to isko uutha kar leta hoga
yea sochte huye mera lund pant ki aandar sai aapne aap khada hone lagta hai
tabhi sulochana ki nazar akash ki pant par padti hai jaha thoda tent bana huya tha
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jisko dekh kar wo shock ho jati hai aur apne nazar ghuma deti hai
main- aur koi madat chaheyea kya tumko
sulochana- nahi , nahi zamindaar ji
main-to mere liya kuch garma garm nasta bana lo kafe bhook lagi hai
main sulochana bua sai baath kar raha tha ki waha daadi aajati hai
daadi-kya kaar rahe ho sulochana
sulochana-ji bo zamindaar ji ki liyea khana bana rahe the
daadi-thik hai main madat karte hu
daadi bhi aajati hai aur mujhe baath karte karte khana bana mai madat karne lagti hai to main sulochana sai aakhele main baath bhi nahi kar pata , main nasta kar leta hu aur bahar aajata hu
dopher ki khane ki baadh-
main bahar thoda tahel raha tha ki waha mujhe raghunath mil jate hai
raghunath-ji akash ji main aapki paas he ja raha tha
main-kuch kaam tha ?
raghunath-khet sai kuch chabal mandi jane wala hai to uske liyea aapki jarurat hai waha permission dene kai liyea
main-thik hai gadi nikaliyea
main raghunath kai saath gadi main baith kar humare ganv kai store house chale jate hai jo ki khet kai paas he tha to hum waha ja kar kaam lipta dete hai aur ise bahane raghunath mujhe khel khariyal dekhate hai aur main bhi sab dekh ta hu sab kaam main busy the
main tab sochata hu ki raghunath sai kyu na sach uugalwa jaye , bo sayad aays enahi kahenge to
main-raghunath chalo kuch ho jaye
raghunath-aap kaha pete ho
main-aap to pete ho, chaliyea hum pilate hai aapko
hum waha ki sarab ki theki par ja kar ek *** desi uutha kar humre ek khet kai beech bani ek choti se ghar ki aandar jate hai jaha main raghunath kai liyea thoda pach bana deta hu aur mere samne raghunath pene
main-raghunath ji aap ko to kafe kuch pata hota hai aas paas ki baare main?
raghunath-haan akash ji business ka knowlege to hai
main-business nahi ghar ki baare mai
raghunath-humara ghar
main-haan ghar ki baare main khas kar daadi ki baare mai dadaji kai baare mai
raghunath-daadi, daada kai baare mai , aap mujsai kyu pooch rahe hai
main-daadi to jabab deti nahi to aap sahi , too dadaji jal kar mare the?
raghunath-ji wo
main-aapko daadi ne mana kia hai
raghunath-ji wo koi mana kyu karega
lagta hai sarab ka aasar ho nahi raha ,yea nana jaysa to nahi hai to inke mu sai bhi kuch nahi nikalne wala yea bhi daadi ki side honge ,honge bhi kyu na control main rakhte hai sab ko aur raghunath bhi to unke kafe zimmedari uuthati hai, to kya aab yea daadi ko bata denge ki main insai yea baath pooch raha tha?
aab to muslik ho gaye , tab mujhe kamini ki ek baath yaad aati aur tab mere mann me ek idea aata hai
main-aachaa to wo kayse hai ?
raghunath-kon? akash ji
main-bo , bo unsai milne jate hai na
raghunath-ji akash ji main samjha nahi
main-aap thik samajh rahe hai ,aare wo raghunath aapki wo aurat jisko milne aur kuch karne jate hai bo kayse hai
yea baath sunte he raghunath ji thoda chup ho gaye thoda palke bhi jhukane lagi aur thoda idhar uudhar bhi dekhne lagi , tab mujhe laga ki sayad teer thik nisane par lagi hai
main-lagta hai yaad nahi aaya aapko, wo aapkai saath gumne wala ne us aurat ka ghar dikhaya tha jiske saath aap maze late hai , kya hai uske naam huh, uska naam
raghunath- plz akash ji plz uma kai baare main aapki daadi ko math batana
huuu to uma hai us aurat ka naam aur raghunath ji daadi sai darte hai lagta hai sakt hai yea sab kai baare mai
main-nahi batayunga aagar aap mere madat karoge to main aapki karunga
raghunath-ji wo
main-ya phir bata du
raghunath-ji na nahi
main-aap mere madat karoge to main aapka pakka madat karunga aur ise baare main koi nahi jan payega ya phir yea baath daadi janne ki baadh bhi aap maze le sakte ho khulam khulla aur koi kuch nahi bolega
raghunath-ji kya aap sach mai mere saath denge
main-hmm aagar aap chahe to
raghunath-ji main aapki haar manne ki liyea taiyar hu , haan aapki daada ji jal kar he mare the
main-to aap ko koi shak nahi huya
raghunath-ji huya to tha aur police bhi aaye the
lagta hai mera teer thik nisane par laga hai ise liyea raghunath ji popat ki tarha bolne lagg gaye hai
main-phir
raghunath-lakin police baas dekh kar chali gaye bas
main-kya poochtach nahi huya
raghunath-nahi akash ji police dubara kabhi aaye he nahi
main mann he mann main- aajib baaath hai koi jal kar mare aur police poochthaj kai liyea na aaye , kisi ne cass close to nahi karba di ,yea to ho sakta hai.... pahele din panchayat main ek ne to kaha tha ki bina permission mai parinda bhi par nahi mar sakta
ise tarha ki baath , sayad yea to huya hai. sayad
main-daadi aur dadaji ka rista kaysa tha?
raghunath-bhagwan jane akash ji unke baare mai to kisi ko pata nahi, wo dono kai bina marji to hum ghar sai nahi nikalpate the
main-kya saach bol rahe ho aap
raghunath-ji bilkul akash ji bas yea baath daadi ko math batani ki maine bataye hai barna
main-aap chinta math karo
raghunath jayse dare huye lagg rahe the unko dekh kar laga nahi ki bo jhut bol rahe hai
raghunath-ji bo baath bhi math batana akash ji aur plz mere madat ki jiyeaga
main-haha chinta math kijiyea main sambhal lunga
raghunath-dhanyabad akash ji
raghunath thode khus ho gaye
main-baise sundar bibi hone kai baadh bahar mu kyu mar rahe ho raghunath?
raghunath-ji bo. ji bo pyar kartai hai hum usse
main-sach mai?, kamini ka kya?
raghunath-usko to koi parwha nahi hai , wo to chune nahi dati mujhe kabhi
main-to Ravi kayse paida ho gaya hahahaha aap mazak aachaa kar lete hai raghunath ji
main haasne laga aur haste haste raghunath ki sakl ko dekh to unke mu mai bilkul bhi khusi na the wo kuch soch rahe the tab mujhe laga ki kuch to gadbad hai
main-raghunath kya baath hai kuch chupa rahe ho kya?
raghunath- kuch nahi akash ji aayse he
main-batado waise bhi kya bigad jayega ,aapne kafe baath to bata dia hai mujhe aur main bada hu to aapko koi kuch nahi kahega
raghunath chup the aur kuch bhi nahi bol rahe the tabhi main thoda sochta hu to mujhe jhatka sa lagta hai
main-kya?... matlaab matlab... ravi aapka beta nahi hai ?
main raghunath ki sakl ko dekhta hu tab unke sakl par koi expression nahi tha tab mujhe laga ki yea saach mai 100 percent
main-to yea sach hai ...bapre to wo kis ka beta hai
raghunath- bo main nahi janta akash ji .
main mann he main-Lvdi kamini itne badi baath usne chupaye ki ravi raghunath ka beta hai he nahi ..to phir aur kon ho sakta hai ?, dadaji....... ravi dadaji ka beta hai ,to bo mera ek taraf sai mera unkal hai , lvd kamini
main-to kon kon yea baath janta hai aapki aalaba
raghunath-aapki dadaji jante the, daadi ,kamini aur main , aab baas aap he jante hai
hmmmmmmmm aur yea baath kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalne chahiyea
tabhi---
-akash ji , akash jii
main mud kar dekha to wo rajesh the
main-haan boliyea rajesh
rajesh-ji aapko ghar bulaya gaya hai bol rahe hai jaruri kaam hai
main-itna kya jaruri aapada jo aabhi bula rahe , phone kar lete
rajesh-ji aapki phona lagg he nahi raha hai , ise liyea hum kab sai aapko dhund rahe hai
main-thik hai chalo
main rajesh aur raghunath kai saath ghar aajata hu tab main dekhta hu waha ghar kai saare sadasya maujud the aur mere aane ka wait karr rahe the tabhi maine dekha ki waha nanaji bhi mouzud thee, aur bo mujhe dekhte he mere pair main padd kar gid gidane lage aur rone lage
nanaji-zamindaarr ji mujhe bachaa lijiyea , main lut gaya barbad ho gaya
main- kya huya nanaji ? aaur uuth jayea
nanaji-ji bo maire ghar girbi padd gaye hai aur raheni kai liyea mere paas koi jagha nahi hai
main-kya ,kayse?
tabhi waha naani bhi aajati hai aur mere aage haath jodte hai
naani-ji hume bacha lijiyea ,humare ghar ko bachaa lijiyea
main kuch samajh nahi pa raha tha ki ho kya raha hai
main-kisne cheena aapki ghar aur mama kaha hai
nanaji-wo ji lala kai paas zamindaar ji
main-raghunath ji, wo lala ko yaha le kar aaoo
raghunath ji-ji
raghunath apne kuch aadmioo ko le kar lala ko lene chale jate hai , akash ghar ki hall mai ja kar sofe mai baith jata hai aur sochne lagta hai ise musibat kai baare mai , tabhi sunidhi bhi waha aajati hai jisko akash apne paas baithene ki liyea bolta hai aur sunidhi baith jati hai apne ser par ghungat oodh kar aur daadi bhi aakar khadi ho jati hai
akash ki bagal mai , tab akash ki najar savnam par padti hai jo apne sahelo kai saath thodi chupp chupp kar dekh rahe the mamle ko aur ravi jo ki bahar khada ho kar baate sun raha tha, aur tab akash ko ek adarsh bada bhai banna tha to yea sab mamle mai dono ko dur rakhna chahata tha
main-savnaam tum upar ja kar apne sahili kai saath padhai karo
savnaam-lakin bhaiyaa mujhe
main-bola na uupar jaoo , yea tum logo ki jagha nahi hai
savnaam thoda chock jati hai apne pade bhai ki bhari aabaz sun kar aur bo uper jane ki natak karte hai aur seedhe par chup kar baate sunne lagti hai
main-aur ravi ko bhi bahar bhejo kamini
kamini-ji zamindaar ji
thode he der mai rajesh lala ko keechte huye late hai aur akash ki aage. aur lala jayse he akash ko dekhta hai wo apne haath jod deta hai
lala-, humko aap aayse kyu le aaye zamindaar ji , humsai kono galti ho gaye hai kya
tabhi nanaji haath zod kar piche aajatte hai aur unke saath mama bhi aajate hai
nanaji-tumne humari ghar hadap lia aur pooch rahe ho ki galti kya huya hai
main-baas kijiyea , naam kya hai aapka(lala)
(naanaji chup ho jate hai )
lala-ratan lala zamindaar ji
main-aur aapne inke ghar kyu hadapa hai
lala-maine kuch nahi kia hai hujur ghar to yea khud haar gaye mujsai aur inhone he to apne ghar mere naam kia
main-kya matlab
lala ek kagaz dekhata hai jisko raghunath maire paas aakar dekha te hai jaha par saaf saaf nanaji ne ghar uske hawali karne ka likh lia , aur yea dekh kar mujhe thoda ghussa aagaya
main-yea kya hai nanaji, aapne khud likha hai ki aap ghar lala ko de raho ho
lala-yea aapki nanaji hai zamindar ji
nanaji-maaf kijiyea galti ho gaye zamindaar ji aap he mujhe bacha sakte hai maibaap ji
main-aap ko yea khud likhnai sai pahele sochna chaheyea tha
nanaji-maaf kar dijiyea zamindaar ji tab main hosh mai nahi tha
main-hosh mai nahi thee
mama-yea sarab kai nase hai the zamindaar ji, yea hamesha aaysa he karte hai zua kai liyea paisa haar jate hai aur kal to jua khelne kai liyea ghar tak ghibi rakh dia
main-aap yea sap harkat bandh kyu nahi karte nanaji
nanaji-aage sai aaysa nahi hoga zamindaar ji mere ghar bacha lijiyea
(yea bol kar bo akash ki paas aakar gidgidane lagg jate hai aur akash ki pair padne lagti hai)
main-lala inke ghar inko lauta do
lala-lakin
main- aapki saath nainsafi nahi hone dunga ise liyea aapko zameen ki hisab sai paise dia jayenge barna.
ise sai pahele ki akash aapne baath poora karta lala samajh jata hai
lala-sukriya zamindaar ji mujhe aapka faisla manjoor hai
main- to ghar ki kagazat
lala-yea raha zamindaar ji
rajesh uske haath sai papers le lete hai , akash sunidhi sai chabi lekar daadi ko de deta hai taki wo paise nikal ki de sake, aur daadi chabi le kar jati hai aur paise le aate hai aur lala ko de deti hai aur lala khus hokar chala jata hai .
main soch main padd gaya tha ki kya kia jayea nana ka itne bade sarabi hai ki kuch bhi girbi rakh sakte hai tab mujhe maa ki yaad aate hai ki wo mujhe ghar ka ek mard ki tarha dekhna chahati hai . main apne bagal main baithe sunidhi ko dekhta hu jo ki mujhe dekh kar
muskara deti hai
nanaji-dhanyabad zamindaaar ji dhanyabad aapne mujpar bahut bada uupkar kia hai . layea rajesh ji ghar ki paper dijiyea
yea bol kar nana rajesh sai paper le rahe the ki
main-rukia nanaji , hum kayse bharosha kare ki aap aaysa dubara nahi karengi
nanaji-ji main kasam khata hu ki aaysa dubara nahi hoga
main-lakin aap dubara aaysa karte he ho , hai ki nahi
nanaji-bo galti ho jati hai zamindaar ji
main-aap sai badi badi galti hote hai , ise liyea hum yea paper aap ko nahi denge ,humne bhi iske paise chukaa hai to aab aapka ghar humara huaa
nanaji-aaysa math boliyea zamindaar ji (pair padd kar) aage sai aaysa nahi hoga , sunidhi beti samjhoo na zamindaar ji ko
sunidhi-ji ji main kuch nahi bol sakte ,yea unke faisla hai
(sunidhi ki baath akash ko aache lagte hai to wo sunidhi ki kandhe par aapna haath rakh deta hai)
main-aapki ise harkato kai wajay sai aapka sara zameen dadaji ki paas girbi padhi huya hai lakin aapne phir wahe harkat kar ki sabit kar dia hai ki aap nahi sudharne wali to aab kuch nahi ho sakta , aaj sai bas aap khudko girbi rakh sakte hai
(akash ki yea baath sun kar nana samjh jate hai ki galti unke he hai to yahe sahi rahega ki akash ki paas unke zamin rahega)
main-lakin aap bina kisi dikkat sai waha rahe sakte ho , hum uspar dakhal aandazi nahi karunga aur nahi kabhi aap ko waha sai nikalunga
(nanaji paas aur koi chara na tha kyu ki daadi bhi paas khadi ho kar yea baath sun rahe the aur bo bhi kuch nahi bol rahe the to )
nanaji-aap ki hukm sar aankho par zamindaar ji , hum aapka faisla jarur manenge
(nanaji mama ko chalne kai liyea bolte hai aur naani ko chalne kai liyea bolte hai )
main-rukia . naani bhi kahi nahi jayegi , bo aap sai yaha rahegi
(yea sun kar sab shock ho jate hai aur akash ko dekhne lagte hai )
(akash aapne nanaji ko thik sai jan chuka tha ki bo sarab ki halat mai kuch bhi dao par laga sakte hai aur pahele bhi unke karan naani dadaji sai chudhte aaye hai )
nanaji-lakin
main-bas nanaji, naani aap yaha aap waha jana chahati ho
(naani soch main padd jati hai ki ek taraf uske pati hai jisko bo samjhate samjhate thak chuke hai aur dushre tarar akash jo ki uske beti kai pati bhi hai aur zamindaar bhi jisko bo sahi sai jante the ki bo unkai marji kai bina kisi ko haath lagane bhi nahi denge)
naani akash ki aur chalte huye aajati hai tab akash samajh jata hai
main-mama aap nana kai saath jaoo aur unke khayal rakhoo aur unko jua ki lat sai dur rakhoo
mamaji-jarur zamindaar saheb
mama or nanaji le kar aapnai ghar ki taraf rabana ho jatai hai aur akash sunidhi ko naani kai saath aandar jane ko bolta hai . aur akash thoda soch sochte bahar tahelne nikal jata hai .
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Kamini uske baap se pregnant huyi thi budhau jate huye bhi akash ko ek uncle de gaya he,ab nana ko muth marna padega,nanaji ka toh fuckoff ho gaya ri.....akash to nanaji
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I have a question akash ke mama ki shadi huyi ki nahi agar huyi toh uski aur bacche kahan hai ya phir woh apne hath se shadi karli hai
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kabita subha uuthte hai to bo apne bete ko miss karte hai kyu ki usko kafe aakela pan feel ho raha tha, usko kafe boor feel ho raha tha ise saherr par , wo sochne lagti hai kaas aab uska beta hota to kitne aaram sai baath karpati aur masti kar pati aur soch kar thoda sarma jati hai ,aur bo thode der baath apne mobile nikal kar net thoda on karte hai ki tab uske bete ka message aaya huya tha jiko bo bina waqt gabaye open karte hai
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kabita ka mu khula ka khula rahe jata hai .
dushre taraf--
aagle din uuthte he mujhe fresh lagne lag gaya tha, tanab bhi kaam ho gaya tha aur yea sab huya tha pichle raath ki sunidhi ki saath chudai kai karan main fresh ho jata hu tabhi sunidhi mujhe chai deti hai aur mujhe dekh kar muskara kar ghar ki kaam mai lagg jati hai aur main apne kamre sai bahar nikal he raha tha ki mere phone ki ghanti bajhne lagti hai , main phone dekhta hu to bo maa ka phone hota hai
main-hello darling
maa-heloo mere raja kaysa hai
main-thik hu lakin yea subha subha mujhe kayse yaad kar lia
maa-tere harkato ki karan
main-maine kya kia?
maa-mujko yea kayse tasbire bheji hai tune
main-kayse tasbir?
maa-tere lund ki
main-haha bo , wo to tere liyea bheji hai maine mere darling,tu bhi mujhe apne boob ki ek nangi tasbir bhej na
maa-dhat aaysa tasbire kon bhejta hai bhala
main-are maa aasiko ko bheja jata hai aur main to tera pati hu
maa-hat tu baisarm ho gaya hai aur
main-tune he to banaya hai maa hehehhe, dekh photo mai mera lund kaysa kadak hai teri liyea maa
maa-haat
main-kyu aacha nahi hai ?
maa-kafe aachaa hai mere raja hehe..........sun jara
main-haan maa
maa-tere papa ne mujhe talak kai paper dia hai kya main uspar sigh kar du?
main-yea tumhari zindagi hai maa aur faisla tumko he lena hai to tum he lo, main is mamle mai dakhal aandazi nahi karna chahata
maa-thik hai
main-to aapki sasur ji aapko line to nahi maar rahe hai na, maine mana to kia tha lakin
maa-nahi, wo kyu marenge
main-itne hot bahu ho to line marne ka dil to karega he naa mere darling
maa-haahha
main-maa tuj sai ek baath poochna chahata hu kya tu dadaji ki bhai ki baare main janti hai
maa-haan wo to bahut pahele aalag ho gaye the jaysa maine suna hai
main-matlab kabsai
maa-mainre us ghar ki dulhan banne sai pahele
main-ohh thik hai
main baath karte karte ghar main tahel raha tha ki tab main kamini ki kamre kai paas pahuch jata hu jaha darbaza khula aur kamini bed thik kar rahe the tabhi uske pallu uske blouse sai thoda haat jati hai tab main usko dekhne lagg jata hu
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main-main tumko badh main call karta hu maa
maa-thik hai bye mere laal
main-bye
maire nazaar aabhi bhi tike huye the tabhi kamini nazar uuthati hai aur mujhe dekhte hai aur mujhe dekhte he ek smile de deti hai aur dhere sai khadi hoti hai .main uske aur ja raha tha ki
savnaam- good moring bhaiya
main muda to savnam the aur uske saheli jo uper ki kamre main ja rahe the
main-good moring , itne subha subha kaha chali
savnaam-padhai karne , lakin bhaiya mujhe kuch paise chaheyea
(akash apne kamre main ja kar pursh lata hai aur savnaam ko paise deta hai jisse savnaam khus ho jati hai aur akash ki gal main ek kiss karte hai )
savnam-thak you bhaiya
(savnam uupar chali jati hai aur uske sahili jane lagti hai lakin akash ko dekhte huye jisko dekh kar akash ko thoda aajib sa lagta hai lakin bo yea baath ka care nahi karta )
mujhe thodi bhook lagne lagi the to main kitchen mai chala gaya tabhi waha mujhe sulachana bua dekhe jo ki uper stool par chadh kar uper sai kuch saman nikal rahe the lakin uske haath pahuch nahi rahe the thik sai, pahuchegi bhi kayse unke hight 5.1 jo hai
main-kya sulochana kuch madal chaheyea
(sulochana akash ki aabaz sun kar thodi chock jati hai aur thode khisak jati hai tabhi akash uske kamar mai hath rakh deta hai aur girne sai bacha leta hai. lakin jayse he sulochana akash ki haath apne kamar par haath mahesus karte hai wo kafe sarma jati hai kyu ki uske kamar par uske pati ki aalaba kisi ka haath nahi pada tha to bo bina ek second gabaye aapne aap phir sai khade hone ki koshish karte hai ki bo apne balance poore kho kar girla lagte hai aur akash aab usse poore tarha sai apne dono haath sai palad leta hai)
kuch ise tarha---
main-aaaram sai sulochana
akash dhere sai uuse niche uutarta hai . sulochana sarm sai laal ho ja chuke thee
main-kya huya kya dhoond rahe ho waha
sulochana-ji zamindaar ji kuch nahi
main-bataoo bhi ,main nikal deta hu
main stool par chad jata hu
sulochana-ji aap math chadhiyea barna daadi ghussa karegi
main-aare main aapki madat karna chahata hu to bo kyu ghussa karegi , main aurato ki madat karne wala mard hu to aap bata sakte ho .bolo bhi
sulochana bua mujhe batati hai to main wohe dibba nikal kai sulochana ko deta hu tab mere nazar unpar padti hai
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main mann he mann mai-sulochana jarur kaam hight ki hai lakin dekhne mai mirchi hai poore , kal raath to suna tha ki jald jhar gaye hai to kitne jaldi jharte honge mujhe to jarur dekhna hai , aur kitne halki hai yea , mere godh mai gori to kuch mahesus na huya,, jitne patli aur komal hai yea inko to rajesh to isko uutha kar leta hoga
yea sochte huye mera lund pant ki aandar sai aapne aap khada hone lagta hai
tabhi sulochana ki nazar akash ki pant par padti hai jaha poora lund ka aakar bann chuka tha
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jisko dekh kar wo shock ho jati hai aur apne nazar ghuma deti hai
main- aur koi madat chaheyea kya tumko
sulochana- nahi , nahi zamindaar ji
main-to mere liya kuch garma garm nasta bana lo kafe bhook lagi hai
main sulochana bua sai baath kar raha tha ki waha daadi aajati hai
daadi-kya kaar rahe ho sulochana
sulochana-ji bo zamindaar ji ki liyea khana bana rahe the
daadi-thik hai main madat karte hu
daadi bhi aajati hai aur mujhe baath karte karte khana bana mai madat karne lagti hai to main sulochana sai aakhele main baath bhi nahi kar pata , main nasta kar leta hu aur bahar aajata hu
dopher ki khane ki baadh-
main bahar thoda tahel raha tha ki waha mujhe raghunath mil jate hai
raghunath-ji akash ji main aapki paas he ja raha tha
main-kuch kaam tha ?
raghunath-khet sai kuch chabal mandi jane wala hai to uske liyea aapki jarurat hai waha permission dene kai liyea
main-thik hai gadi nikaliyea
main raghunath kai saath gadi main baith kar humare ganv kai store house chale jate hai jo ki khet kai paas he tha to hum waha ja kar kaam lipta dete hai aur ise bahane raghunath mujhe khel khariyal dekhate hai aur main bhi sab dekh ta hu sab kaam main busy the
main tab sochata hu ki raghunath sai kyu na sach uugalwa jaye , bo sayad aays enahi kahenge to
main-raghunath chalo kuch ho jaye
raghunath-aap kaha pete ho
main-aap to pete ho, chaliyea hum pilate hai aapko
hum waha ki sarab ki theki par ja kar ek *** desi uutha kar humre ek khet kai beech bani ek choti se ghar ki aandar jate hai jaha main raghunath kai liyea thoda pach bana deta hu aur mere samne raghunath pene
main-raghunath ji aap ko to kafe kuch pata hota hai aas paas ki baare main?
raghunath-haan akash ji business ka knowlege to hai
main-business nahi ghar ki baare mai
raghunath-humara ghar
main-haan ghar ki baare main khas kar daadi ki baare mai dadaji kai baare mai
raghunath-daadi, daada kai baare mai , aap mujsai kyu pooch rahe hai
main-daadi to jabab deti nahi to aap sahi , too dadaji jal kar mare the?
raghunath-ji wo
main-aapko daadi ne mana kia hai
raghunath-ji wo koi mana kyu karega
lagta hai sarab ka aasar ho nahi raha ,yea nana jaysa to nahi hai to inke mu sai bhi kuch nahi nikalne wala yea bhi daadi ki side honge ,honge bhi kyu na control main rakhte hai sab ko aur raghunath bhi to unke kafe zimmedari uuthati hai, to kya aab yea daadi ko bata denge ki main insai yea baath pooch raha tha?
aab to muslik ho gaye , tab mujhe kamini ki ek baath yaad aati aur tab mere mann me ek idea aata hai
main-aachaa to wo kayse hai ?
raghunath-kon? akash ji
main-bo , bo unsai milne jate hai na
raghunath-ji akash ji main samjha nahi
main-aap thik samajh rahe hai ,aare wo raghunath aapki wo aurat jisko milne aur kuch karne jate hai bo kayse hai
yea baath sunte he raghunath ji thoda chup ho gaye thoda palke bhi jhukane lagi aur thoda idhar uudhar bhi dekhne lagi , tab mujhe laga ki sayad teer thik nisane par lagi hai
main-lagta hai yaad nahi aaya aapko, wo aapkai saath gumne wala ne us aurat ka ghar dikhaya tha jiske saath aap maze late hai , kya hai uske naam huh, uska naam
raghunath- plz akash ji plz uma kai baare main aapki daadi ko math batana
huuu to uma hai us aurat ka naam aur raghunath ji daadi sai darte hai lagta hai sakt hai yea sab kai baare mai
main-nahi batayunga aagar aap mere madat karoge to main aapki karunga
raghunath-ji wo
main-ya phir bata du
raghunath-ji na nahi
main-aap mere madat karoge to main aapka pakka madat karunga aur ise baare main koi nahi jan payega ya phir yea baath daadi janne ki baadh bhi aap maze le sakte ho khulam khulla aur koi kuch nahi bolega
raghunath-ji kya aap sach mai mere saath denge
main-hmm aagar aap chahe to
raghunath-ji main aapki haar manne ki liyea taiyar hu , haan aapki daada ji jal kar he mare the
main-to aap ko koi shak nahi huya
raghunath-ji huya to tha aur police bhi aaye the
lagta hai mera teer thik nisane par laga hai ise liyea raghunath ji popat ki tarha bolne lagg gaye hai
main-phir
raghunath-lakin police baas dekh kar chali gaye bas
main-kya poochtach nahi huya
raghunath-nahi akash ji police dubara kabhi aaye he nahi
main mann he mann main- aajib baaath hai koi jal kar mare aur police poochthaj kai liyea na aaye , kisi ne cass close to nahi karba di ,yea to ho sakta hai.... pahele din panchayat main ek ne to kaha tha ki bina permission mai parinda bhi par nahi mar sakta
ise tarha ki baath , sayad yea to huya hai. sayad
main-daadi aur dadaji ka rista kaysa tha?
raghunath-bhagwan jane akash ji unke baare mai to kisi ko pata nahi, wo dono kai bina marji to hum ghar sai nahi nikalpate the
main-kya saach bol rahe ho aap
raghunath-ji bilkul akash ji bas yea baath daadi ko math batani ki maine bataye hai barna
main-aap chinta math karo
raghunath jayse dare huye lagg rahe the unko dekh kar laga nahi ki bo jhut bol rahe hai
raghunath-ji bo baath bhi math batana akash ji aur plz mere madat ki jiyeaga
main-haha chinta math kijiyea main sambhal lunga
raghunath-dhanyabad akash ji
raghunath thode khus ho gaye
main-baise sundar bibi hone kai baadh bahar mu kyu mar rahe ho raghunath?
raghunath-ji bo. ji bo pyar kartai hai hum usse
main-sach mai?, kamini ka kya?
raghunath-usko to koi parwha nahi hai , wo to chune nahi dati mujhe kabhi
main-to Ravi kayse paida ho gaya hahahaha aap mazak aachaa kar lete hai raghunath ji
main haasne laga aur haste haste raghunath ki sakl ko dekh to unke mu mai bilkul bhi khusi na the wo kuch soch rahe the tab mujhe laga ki kuch to gadbad hai
main-raghunath kya baath hai kuch chupa rahe ho kya?
raghunath- kuch nahi akash ji aayse he
main-batado waise bhi kya bigad jayega ,aapne kafe baath to bata dia hai mujhe aur main bada hu to aapko koi kuch nahi kahega
raghunath chup the aur kuch bhi nahi bol rahe the tabhi main thoda sochta hu to mujhe jhatka sa lagta hai
main-kya?... matlaab matlab... ravi aapka beta nahi hai ?
main raghunath ki sakl ko dekhta hu tab unke sakl par koi expression nahi tha tab mujhe laga ki yea saach mai 100 percent
main-to yea sach hai ...bapre to wo kis ka beta hai
raghunath- bo main nahi janta akash ji .
main mann he main-Lvdi kamini itne badi baath usne chupaye ki ravi raghunath ka beta hai he nahi ..to phir aur kon ho sakta hai ?, dadaji....... ravi dadaji ka beta hai ,to bo mera ek taraf sai mera unkal hai , lvd kamini
main-to kon kon yea baath janta hai aapki aalaba
raghunath-aapki dadaji jante the, daadi ,kamini aur main , aab baas aap he jante hai
hmmmmmmmm aur yea baath kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalne chahiyea
tabhi---
-akash ji , akash jii
main mud kar dekha to wo rajesh the
main-haan boliyea rajesh
rajesh-ji aapko ghar bulaya gaya hai bol rahe hai jaruri kaam hai
main-itna kya jaruri aapada jo aabhi bula rahe , phone kar lete
rajesh-ji aapki phona lagg he nahi raha hai , ise liyea hum kab sai aapko dhund rahe hai
main-thik hai chalo
main rajesh aur raghunath kai saath ghar aajata hu tab main dekhta hu waha ghar kai saare sadasya maujud the aur mere aane ka wait karr rahe the tabhi maine dekha ki waha nanaji bhi mouzud thee, aur bo mujhe dekhte he mere pair main padd kar gid gidane lage aur rone lage
nanaji-zamindaarr ji mujhe bachaa lijiyea , main lut gaya barbad ho gaya
main- kya huya nanaji ? aaur uuth jayea
nanaji-ji bo maire ghar girbi padd gaye hai aur raheni kai liyea mere paas koi jagha nahi hai
main-kya ,kayse?
tabhi waha naani bhi aajati hai aur mere aage haath jodte hai
naani-ji hume bacha lijiyea ,humare ghar ko bachaa lijiyea
main kuch samajh nahi pa raha tha ki ho kya raha hai
main-kisne cheena aapki ghar aur mama kaha hai
nanaji-wo ji lala kai paas zamindaar ji
main-raghunath ji, wo lala ko yaha le kar aaoo
raghunath ji-ji
raghunath apne kuch aadmioo ko le kar lala ko lene chale jate hai , akash ghar ki hall mai ja kar sofe mai baith jata hai aur sochne lagta hai ise musibat kai baare mai , tabhi sunidhi bhi waha aajati hai jisko akash apne paas baithene ki liyea bolta hai aur sunidhi baith jati hai apne ser par ghungat oodh kar aur daadi bhi aakar khadi ho jati hai
akash ki bagal mai , tab akash ki najar savnam par padti hai jo apne sahelo kai saath thodi chupp chupp kar dekh rahe the mamle ko aur ravi jo ki bahar khada ho kar baate sun raha tha, aur tab akash ko ek adarsh bada bhai banna tha to yea sab mamle mai dono ko dur rakhna chahata tha
main-savnaam tum upar ja kar apne sahili kai saath padhai karo
savnaam-lakin bhaiyaa mujhe
main-bola na uupar jaoo , yea tum logo ki jagha nahi hai
savnaam thoda chock jati hai apne pade bhai ki bhari aabaz sun kar aur bo uper jane ki natak karte hai aur seedhe par chup kar baate sunne lagti hai
main-aur ravi ko bhi bahar bhejo kamini
kamini-ji zamindaar ji
thode he der mai rajesh lala ko keechte huye late hai aur akash ki aage. aur lala jayse he akash ko dekhta hai wo apne haath jod deta hai
lala-, humko aap aayse kyu le aaye zamindaar ji , humsai kono galti ho gaye hai kya
tabhi nanaji haath zod kar piche aajatte hai aur unke saath mama bhi aajate hai
nanaji-tumne humari ghar hadap lia aur pooch rahe ho ki galti kya huya hai
main-baas kijiyea , naam kya hai aapka(lala)
(naanaji chup ho jate hai )
lala-ratan lala zamindaar ji
main-aur aapne inke ghar kyu hadapa hai
lala-maine kuch nahi kia hai hujur ghar to yea khud haar gaye mujsai aur inhone he to apne ghar mere naam kia
main-kya matlab
lala ek kagaz dekhata hai jisko raghunath maire paas aakar dekha te hai jaha par saaf saaf nanaji ne ghar uske hawali karne ka likh lia , aur yea dekh kar mujhe thoda ghussa aagaya
main-yea kya hai nanaji, aapne khud likha hai ki aap ghar lala ko de raho ho
lala-yea aapki nanaji hai zamindar ji
nanaji-maaf kijiyea galti ho gaye zamindaar ji aap he mujhe bacha sakte hai maibaap ji
main-aap ko yea khud likhnai sai pahele sochna chaheyea tha
nanaji-maaf kar dijiyea zamindaar ji tab main hosh mai nahi tha
main-hosh mai nahi thee
mama-yea sarab kai nase hai the zamindaar ji, yea hamesha aaysa he karte hai zua kai liyea paisa haar jate hai aur kal to jua khelne kai liyea ghar tak ghibi rakh dia
main-aap yea sap harkat bandh kyu nahi karte nanaji
nanaji-aage sai aaysa nahi hoga zamindaar ji mere ghar bacha lijiyea
(yea bol kar bo akash ki paas aakar gidgidane lagg jate hai aur akash ki pair padne lagti hai)
main-lala inke ghar inko lauta do
lala-lakin
main- aapki saath nainsafi nahi hone dunga ise liyea aapko zameen ki hisab sai paise dia jayenge barna.
ise sai pahele ki akash aapne baath poora karta lala samajh jata hai
lala-sukriya zamindaar ji mujhe aapka faisla manjoor hai
main- to ghar ki kagazat
lala-yea raha zamindaar ji
rajesh uske haath sai papers le lete hai , akash sunidhi sai chabi lekar daadi ko de deta hai taki wo paise nikal ki de sake, aur daadi chabi le kar jati hai aur paise le aate hai aur lala ko de deti hai aur lala khus hokar chala jata hai .
main soch main padd gaya tha ki kya kia jayea nana ka itne bade sarabi hai ki kuch bhi girbi rakh sakte hai tab mujhe maa ki yaad aate hai ki wo mujhe ghar ka ek mard ki tarha dekhna chahati hai . main apne bagal main baithe sunidhi ko dekhta hu jo ki mujhe dekh kar
muskara deti hai
nanaji-dhanyabad zamindaaar ji dhanyabad aapne mujpar bahut bada uupkar kia hai . layea rajesh ji ghar ki paper dijiyea
yea bol kar nana rajesh sai paper le rahe the ki
main-rukia nanaji , hum kayse bharosha kare ki aap aaysa dubara nahi karengi
nanaji-ji main kasam khata hu ki aaysa dubara nahi hoga
main-lakin aap dubara aaysa karte he ho , hai ki nahi
nanaji-bo galti ho jati hai zamindaar ji
main-aap sai badi badi galti hote hai , ise liyea hum yea paper aap ko nahi denge ,humne bhi iske paise chukaa hai to aab aapka ghar humara huaa
nanaji-aaysa math boliyea zamindaar ji (pair padd kar) aage sai aaysa nahi hoga , sunidhi beti samjhoo na zamindaar ji ko
sunidhi-ji ji main kuch nahi bol sakte ,yea unke faisla hai
(sunidhi ki baath akash ko aache lagte hai to wo sunidhi ki kandhe par aapna haath rakh deta hai)
main-aapki ise harkato kai wajay sai aapka sara zameen dadaji ki paas girbi padhi huya hai lakin aapne phir wahe harkat kar ki sabit kar dia hai ki aap nahi sudharne wali to aab kuch nahi ho sakta , aaj sai bas aap khudko girbi rakh sakte hai
(akash ki yea baath sun kar nana samjh jate hai ki galti unke he hai to yahe sahi rahega ki akash ki paas unke zamin rahega)
main-lakin aap bina kisi dikkat sai waha rahe sakte ho , hum uspar dakhal aandazi nahi karunga aur nahi kabhi aap ko waha sai nikalunga
(nanaji paas aur koi chara na tha kyu ki daadi bhi paas khadi ho kar yea baath sun rahe the aur bo bhi kuch nahi bol rahe the to )
nanaji-aap ki hukm sar aankho par zamindaar ji , hum aapka faisla jarur manenge
(nanaji mama ko chalne kai liyea bolte hai aur naani ko chalne kai liyea bolte hai )
main-rukia . naani bhi kahi nahi jayegi , bo aap sai yaha rahegi
(yea sun kar sab shock ho jate hai aur akash ko dekhne lagte hai )
(akash aapne nanaji ko thik sai jan chuka tha ki bo sarab ki halat mai kuch bhi dao pai laga sakte hai aur pahele bhi unke karan naani dadaji sai chudhte aaye hai )
nanaji-lakin
main-bas nanaji, naani aap yaha rahena chahati ho ya waha jana chahati ho ?
(naani soch main padd jati hai ki ek taraf uske pati hai jisko bo samjhate samjhate thak chuke hai aur dushre tarar akash jo ki uske beti kai pati bhi hai aur zamindaar bhi jisko bo sahi sai jante the ki bo unkai marji kai bina kisi ko haath lagane bhi nahi denge)
naani akash ki aur chalte huye aajati hai tab akash samajh jata hai
main-mama aap nana kai saath jaoo aur unke khayal rakhoo aur unko jua ki lat sai dur rakhoo
mamaji-jarur zamindaar saheb
mama or nanaji le kar aapnai ghar ki taraf rabana ho jatai hai aur akash sunidhi ko naani kai saath aandar jane ko bolta hai . aur akash thoda soch sochte bahar tahelne nikal jata hai .
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