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Naana aur daadi ek dusjre sai gale milkar khade thee aur yea dekh kar main shock ho gaya tha . mere mu khula ka khula rahe gaya tha ,naana daadi ko poore kas kar chumi de ne lagg gaye aur daadi khadi the aur kuch bol he nahi rahe thee
main-naana ,daadiiiiii
daadi mere aabaz sunte he naana ko dhakel di aur mere taraf dekhi to bo jann gaye ki maine unko dekh lia hai , bo kuch na boli aur apne saree sai apne mu dhakte huye thode speed sai ghar ki taraf jane lagg gaye aur naanaji bhi bhag rahe the ki
main-naana kaha ja rahe ho
nana ko laga ki aur koi rasta nahi hai to bo mainre paas aate he phir sai mainre pair pade aur gidgidane lagg gaye
nana-mujko maaf kar dijiyea zamindaar ji galti ho gaye
main-aapne to paap kar dia hai nana
nana-wo mujsai galti ho gaye mujhe aapki daadi sai paise nahi lena chaheyea
main-paiso ki baath kon kar raha hai naana, main dushri baat bol raha hu, aap chalak loomdi banne ki koshish math karo aur khade ho jayooo
naana dhere sai khade ho jate hai mere aage chup chap ho kar
main-aapki aur daadi ki leela kab sai chal raha hai naana
naana-aap jo soch rahe ho waisa kuch bhi nahi hai zamindaar ji
main- bola tha na chalak lomdi math baniyea ,,,, kya naani ko pata hai ise baare mai
naana-ji, ji zamindaar ji lakin bo nahi janti ki hum aab bhi ek dushre sai milte hai to usse math batana zamindaar ji
naana ki haan bolne sai mujhe kafe kuch samajh mai aane lagg gaya tha ....
main-to kafe samaya hai mil rahe ho?? chal kya raha hai aap dono kai beech naana jo bol rahe the ki aap sath dati to chooth jata **
naana-bo..woo prem karte hai hum aapki daadi sai
(naana ki aabaz mai bo gaharai sunai de rahe the lakin bo thoda nase mai bhi the to mujhe laga ki nase mai baath kar rahe hai )
main-*** kya??? pyaar ise umar mai ,, aur naani ka kya ? aap unsai bhi to pyaar karte honge
naana-nahi zamindaar ji , unko main bachoo ki aalaba kuch nahi de saka zamindaar ji
naana ko dekh kar lagg raha tha ki maine sayad naani ko naana sai dur kar kai thodi galti kar di
main- de sakte ho naanu ,aab aapko yea peena chodna hoga , aur haan ,aaj le jayea naani ko taki wo aapki khayal rakh sake naana
naana chup ho gaye thode der
naana-nahi zamindaar ji , wo mere saath khus nahi hai , main usko aur dukh nahi de sakta zamindaar ji, aap ise ghar ki mard ho na zamindaar ji
main-haan
naana-to main chahata hu ki aap mere patni yani aapki naani ko bhi apne charno mai ek choti se jagha de kar apne seva main laga lijiyea jayse mere dono beti kabita aur sunidhi ko lagaya hai
main-aap yea kya bol rahe ho naana, aap hosh mai to ho ?, aap kuch jayda hadh paar kar rahe ho aab
naana-main poore hosh main hu zamindaar ji
naana yea bol kar mere pair phir sai pakad lete hai main unkai hato sai apne pair ko alag karne lagta hu lakin bo kas kar pakkad lete hai
naana-meri baath suniyea zamindaar ji , hujur aab main aapne aapko jitna bhi sudhar na chahu nahi sudhar pa raha hu to
main-ise liyea he maine aap sai sab kuch china tha naana
naana-main janta hu zamindaar ji maine pahele he kafe paap kaam kia hai aapki naani ko kast dia hai aur aab main aur dena nahi chahata , aur aap aakle hai jo unko aache sai rakh sakte hai
main- lakin
naana-aapne mere dono beti ko rakha hai na
main-bo dono mere patniyaa hai naanaji
naana-aapko aapki naani ko bas thoda jagha dene ko bol raha hu mai zamindaar ji unko bas apne seva karne kai liyea rakh lijiyea apne bas ek daasi bana kar
main-bo aapki patni sai naana aur bo aapki seva karte he sahi lagegi aur bo meri patniooo ki maa bhi hai
naana-lakin aapne unhe rakh lia hai aapne paas aur aapki naani abb aapki paas hai to kya jante hai iska matlab zamindaar ji
main-kya matlab hai iska
naana-ki zamindaar ne ek aurat ko apne paas rakha hai to bo aab ek tarike sai aapki ho chuke hai ,aur aab unko mere ghar lene sai log tarha tarha ki baath banayenge
main-lakin bo mere naani hai main rakh sakta hu unhe
naana-aap zamindaar pahele sai aur baki baadh main
aab mai aur ek dubidha samajhne laga tha ki maine aanjane mai thodi galti kar he de hai naani kai saath tab mujhe yaad aata hai ki maine to baath daadi sai suru ki the aab ......
main-aap jaooo main iske baare mai sochunga
naana waha sai jane lagte hai aur main aab soch mai padd gaya kya sach mai maine naani ko galti hai apna sevika bana dia hai ya phir naana ji nase mai chur ho kar yea baath bol rahe hai ... main seedha ghar mai jata hu aur khana khane kai baadh thode der baith tha
sunidhi-aap thik ho na ji aap kafe dino sai pareshan lagg rahe ho
main-haan thoda pareshan to hu , lakin tum chinta math karo . main thoda daadi sai milkar aata hu tum so jaoo
dunidhi-thik hai ji
main daadi ki kamre mai jata hu tab daadi , naani kai saath baithe huye the
main-daadi mujhe aap sai baath karne hai chat par aayenge
daadi-thik hai beta
daadi mere piche piche chath par aate hai aur bo kuch na bole ek he jagha ser jhukayea khadi raheti hai
main-daadi sabsai pahele mujhe ek baath batayea aagar main ek aurat ko uske pati sai alag kar ki apne paas rakh lu kafe dino tak, apne power ka istamal kar ki to iska matlab kya hota hai ?
daadi-jahir se baath hai beta ki tumne usaurat par apna hak jata dia hai...... aur hak bas apne aurato aur daasi par jataye jati hai to yaha...........
main-aagar bo mere naani hai to
daadi apne ser uutha kar mere aur dekhite hai
daadi-uska matlab bhi wahe hai , bhale he tumhara irada sahi ho lakin dushro kai liyea matlab ek he hai
main-ohhhh fuckk , madhuriiiiii, yea kya ho gaya?!!!!
daadi thoda chouk kar maire aur dekhne lagi
daadi-koi baath nahi beta ho jata hai aayse
main-aab aapka kya chakkar chal raha hai naana kai saath daadi ?
daadi-bo tujhe janne ki jarurat nahi hai
main-aachaa to maire bina izazat aap unko paise de rahe ho aur bol rahe ho ki mujhe jaane ki jarurat nahi, aapto kafe gale mil kar baath kar rahe the na kafe pyaar uumad raha hai aapdono ka
daadi-bo tere bahem hai
main-thik hai mere bahem kai baare mai dushre ko bata du
daadi-ruko ruko .. aaysa kuch bhi math karo beta plz barna iise sai
main-aap ko apne izzat ki jayda chinta hai daadi
daadi-bas yahe to hai jisse log mere raspect karte hai
main-aur aapko janne kai baadh nahi karenge
(daadi apne ser jhuka deti hai tab main dadi ko dekhta hu jo ki hamesha mere samne ser uutaha kar khadi hoti the aur aaj apne gardan jhukaye khadi the)
main-aap kuch alag lagg rahe ho daadi aaj, kya aap sach main naanaji sai pyaar karte hai
daadi --mah , mahh bo
main daadi ki bakri jayse mah mah sun kar main samajh gaya ki daadi ki dil mai naana ki prati hai
main-kab sai chal raha hai hai daadi
daadi kuch bhi nahi bolte
main-wait ise liyea aap kabhi bhi naani sai kuch bhi nahi bolte the itne sab hone kai babajut bhi .... aap naana ki liyea he naani sai aache dhang sai paish aate thee
daadi-kya?!! kya matlab main kyu tere nani sai dhang sai paish nahi aate maire aur unke beech aaya kya hogaya ki main usko kuch bolu
main-daaada ji ki jhukab naani kai aur hone kai karan
daadi-kyaa!!! tu tujko yea sab
main-aapki aage bhi to suru ho jate the hai naa daadi .. naani kai saath
daadi-yea sab tujko kayse pata
main-bataya hai mere loudi ne haha, hai na
daadi-tumne yea baath kisi aur ko to nahi bataya
main-nahi daadi ,aap chahe to yea baath aage nahi badhegi ..
daadi-tum kya chahate ho ?
main-main chahata kuch nahi hu daadi bas aapsai sachai ki ummid kar raha hu , main samajh sakta hu ,daada dushro kai saath time biate the aur aapko samay nahi de pate the to aap mere naanaji kai saath ...........
daadi-yea sach nahi hai....
daadi ek line bol kar chup ho gaye thode der kai liyea , unke baath mai maine ek nami the jo main kafe waqt sai sun nahi paya thaa
daadi-tere daada iseliyea tere naani ki saath sote the kyu ki bo jan gaye the maire aur tere naanaji kai baare mai
main-kya iska matlab ki aap dono pahele sai he
daadi-haan main tere naanasai pahele sai he pyaar karte the aur tere dadaji ne humko dekh lia tab sai bo jan boch kar tere nanaji bo paise uudhar mai dete aur uudhari na chukane par ghar le aakar tere naani kai saath bo sab karte mujhe dekhane kai liyea taki mujhe dekha sakte ki maine kitne badi galti ki hai unsai baiwafai karkai
main-to kya? sunidhi ko ise liyea apne daasi banaye aur apne usse shadi karne ka sart rakha
daadi-nahi beta ,nahi .. sunidhi ko sart mai kyu laye yea to mujhe bhi nahi pata
main-to aapne aur naana sai milkar dadaji ko raste sai hatane ka faisla to nahi kar lia,
daadi-yea kya bol rahe ho beta, bhale he main tere dadaji sai naraj the lakin main unkai saath aaysa nahi karungi bo hadsa he tha beta, aur tumbhi yea baath jan chuke honge sayad
main-kya aapko pata tha ki main yea jane kai liyea
daadi-tum ko kya laga tum sab sai poochte rahoge aur mujhe koi kuch batayega he nahi
main-kamla ne bataya hoga ?
daadi-haan
main-to ise liyea aap mujhe bhi raste sai hatana chahati honge
daadi hasne lagti hai mere baath sun kar
main-has kyu rahi ho daadi
daadi-hehehe tum pagal ho gaye ho? bhale he tum apne maa sai he shadi kar lo ya bas chudai ki baare mai socho ya phir mere baath math suno lakin tum ho to mere pote he to main tujko kyu hatana chahungi ?
yea baath bhi sahi hai aur daadi poore confidence sai bol rahe the to mujhe lagne lagta hai ki main galat hu sayad
main-to phir bo chote daadaji sai milnai jana
daadi-to tu mera picha kar raha tha aur tujhe pata hai tere dadaji kai chote bhai ki baare mai hmmmmmmmmmmm bo main salana paise dene kai liyea gaye the bo school bo school mai tere dadaji kafe shalo sai paise de rahe hai waha
main-to chote dadaji waha kya kar rahe the, mujhe nahi lagta ki bo sab sahiyog hai aapki aur unsai ek waqt mai ek jagha rahena bhale he bo kam waqt kai liyea huya ho
daadi-bo main tere lia he milne gaye the
main-maire liyea ???
daadi-haan tu bahut mahenat kar raha hai ghaanv kai liyea aur yea baath aab chupi nahi hai beta aur iise sai pratab ki raste ka pathar ban gaya hai tu
main-kuch samjh nahi main
daadi-tera pratab daada ko bas power sai matlab hai beta aur main yea nahi chahati hu ki bo tujhe apna dushman samjhe .
main- lakin maine unka kuch nahi bigada to bo aaysa kyu samjhenge
daadi-nahi bigada lakin, sayad bigadne wale ho unke samne umeedavaar khada karki , main tujhe yea saab baath karne he wali the ki tum delhi na jaoo aur yahe raho ...... pratab ki aage khade math ho iise sai rista sudhar sakta hai
main-aagar main unke baath na manu to
daadi-sayad baath beegad bhi sakte hai beta aur main yea nahi chahata, ki humare do famili ki beech bibad aur badhe jo ki pahele he badh chuka hai
(daaadi mujhe wahe zammen kai beebad kai baare mai batane lagg jati hai aur yea bhi bolte hai )
daadi-tere daada to dono paribaro ko ek nahi kar paye lakin tum kar sakte ho aagar tum chaho to ....... iise election sai dur rahe kar
main-kya daadaji ki mouth sach mai hadsa tha
daadi-haan beta
main-aap papa ki kasm kha kar bolo ki kisi na koi haath na tha aur aap kuch bhi nahi jatni ho ise baare mai
daadi chup ho jati hai aur tab mujhe lagne lagta hai ki kisi na kisi tarha yea mamla chote dadaji pratab sai juda huya hai
daadi-tum ise baare mai poochna chod do beta jo huya hai bo bhul jaooo aur aage ki baare mai soochooo aur delhi mat jaoo
main-aapko kisne bataya ki main delhi jane kai liyea offer mila hai mujhe
daadi- pratab ne bataya
chat par thode der sannata sa cha jata hai . nahi daadi kuch bolte hai aur nahi akash kuch minto kai liyea. akash daadi ko dekh kar samajh gaya tha ki bo sach bol rahe hai
main-aagar mai delhi nahi jayu to badle main mujhe kya milega
daadi-jo tum chaho
main-aapki choti beti sulochana ko de sakte ho aap
daadi-thik hai
main thoda chokh gaya ki daadi mujhe delhi na bhejne kai liyea aapne choti beti sulochana ki kurwani dene kai liye mann gaye bo bhi ek jhatke mai , sulochana jisko inte shalo kar bo daadaji sai dur rakhe bo aayse he
main samajh chuka tha ki daadi kafe serious hai ise matter par ...
akash aur daadi thode der chath par baithne kai baadh niche jane lagg jate hai
daadi- tu kisi ko mere aur tere naanaji kai baare nahi batayeaga na?
main-nahi batayunga daadi main itna bhi bura nahi hu , aur main laila majnu ko dur karne walo main sai nahi hu hehehe ..........
(daadi thodi sarma jati hai )
....
main- lakin aab main naani ka kya karu?
daadi-tune galti ki hai to tu rakh unhe ...yahe hota hai jayda josh dikhane ka aanjaam
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Naana aur daadi ek dusjre sai gale milkar khade thee aur yea dekh kar main shock ho gaya tha . mere mu khula ka khula rahe gaya tha ,naana daadi ko poore kas kar chumi de ne lagg gaye aur daadi khadi the aur kuch bol he nahi rahe thee
main-naana ,daadiiiiii
daadi mere aabaz sunte he naana ko dhakel di aur mere taraf dekhi to bo jann gaye ki maine unko dekh lia hai , bo kuch na boli aur apne saree sai apne mu dhakte huye thode speed sai ghar ki taraf jane lagg gaye aur naanaji bhi bhag rahe the ki
main-naana kaha ja rahe ho
nana ko laga ki aur koi rasta nahi hai to bo mainre paas aate he phir sai mainre pair pade aur gidgidane lagg gaye
nana-mujko maaf kar dijiyea zamindaar ji galti ho gaye
main-aapne to paap kar dia hai nana
nana-wo mujsai galti ho gaye mujhe aapki daadi sai paise nahi lena chaheyea
main-paiso ki baath kon kar raha hai naana, main dushri baat bol raha hu, aap chalak loomdi banne ki koshish math karo aur khade ho jayooo
naana dhere sai khade ho jate hai mere aage chup chap ho kar
main-aapki aur daadi ki leela kab sai chal raha hai naana
naana-aap jo soch rahe ho waisa kuch bhi nahi hai zamindaar ji
main- bola tha na chalak lomdi math baniyea ,,,, kya naani ko pata hai ise baare mai
naana-ji, ji zamindaar ji lakin bo nahi janti ki hum aab bhi ek dushre sai milte hai to usse math batana zamindaar ji
naana ki haan bolne sai mujhe kafe kuch samajh mai aane lagg gaya tha ....
main-to kafe samaya hai mil rahe ho?? chal kya raha hai aap dono kai beech naana jo bol rahe the ki aap sath dati to chooth jata **
naana-bo..woo prem karte hai hum aapki daadi sai
(naana ki aabaz mai bo gaharai sunai de rahe the lakin bo thoda nase mai bhi the to mujhe laga ki nase mai baath kar rahe hai )
main-*** kya??? pyaar ise umar mai ,, aur naani ka kya ? aap unsai bhi to pyaar karte honge
naana-nahi zamindaar ji , unko main bachoo ki aalaba kuch nahi de saka zamindaar ji
naana ko dekh kar lagg raha tha ki maine sayad naani ko naana sai dur kar kai thodi galti kar di
main- de sakte ho naanu ,aab aapko yea peena chodna hoga , aur haan ,aaj le jayea naani ko taki wo aapki khayal rakh sake naana
naana chup ho gaye thode der
naana-nahi zamindaar ji , wo mere saath khus nahi hai , main usko aur dukh nahi de sakta zamindaar ji, aap ise ghar ki mard ho na zamindaar ji
main-haan
naana-to main chahata hu ki aap mere patni yani aapki naani ko bhi apne charno mai ek choti se jagha de kar apne seva main laga lijiyea jayse mere dono beti kabita aur sunidhi ko lagaya hai
main-aap yea kya bol rahe ho naana, aap hosh mai to ho ?, aap kuch jayda hadh paar kar rahe ho aab
naana-main poore hosh main hu zamindaar ji
naana yea bol kar mere pair phir sai pakad lete hai main unkai hato sai apne pair ko alag karne lagta hu lakin bo kas kar pakkad lete hai
naana-meri baath suniyea zamindaar ji , hujur aab main aapne aapko jitna bhi sudhar na chahu nahi sudhar pa raha hu to
main-ise liyea he maine aap sai sab kuch china tha naana
naana-main janta hu zamindaar ji maine pahele he kafe paap kaam kia hai aapki naani ko kast dia hai aur aab main aur dena nahi chahata , aur aap aakle hai jo unko aache sai rakh sakte hai
main- lakin
naana-aapne mere dono beti ko rakha hai na
main-bo dono mere patniyaa hai naanaji
naana-aapko aapki naani ko bas thoda jagha dene ko bol raha hu mai zamindaar ji unko bas apne seva karne kai liyea rakh lijiyea apne bas ek daasi bana kar
main-bo aapki patni sai naana aur bo aapki seva karte he sahi lagegi aur bo meri patniooo ki maa bhi hai
naana-lakin aapne unhe rakh lia hai aapne paas aur aapki naani abb aapki paas hai to kya jante hai iska matlab zamindaar ji
main-kya matlab hai iska
naana-ki zamindaar ne ek aurat ko apne paas rakha hai to bo aab ek tarike sai aapki ho chuke hai ,aur aab unko mere ghar lene sai log tarha tarha ki baath banayenge
main-lakin bo mere naani hai main rakh sakta hu unhe
naana-aap zamindaar pahele sai aur baki baadh main
aab mai aur ek dubidha samajhne laga tha ki maine aanjane mai thodi galti kar he de hai naani kai saath tab mujhe yaad aata hai ki maine to baath daadi sai suru ki the aab ......
main-aap jaooo main iske baare mai sochunga
naana waha sai jane lagte hai aur main aab soch mai padd gaya kya sach mai maine naani ko galti hai apna sevika bana dia hai ya phir naana ji nase mai chur ho kar yea baath bol rahe hai ... main seedha ghar mai jata hu aur khana khane kai baadh thode der baith tha
sunidhi-aap thik ho na ji aap kafe dino sai pareshan lagg rahe ho
main-haan thoda pareshan to hu , lakin tum chinta math karo . main thoda daadi sai milkar aata hu tum so jaoo
dunidhi-thik hai ji
main daadi ki kamre mai jata hu tab daadi , naani kai saath baithe huye the
main-daadi mujhe aap sai baath karne hai chat par aayenge
daadi-thik hai beta
daadi mere piche piche chath par aate hai aur bo kuch na bole ek he jagha ser jhukayea khadi raheti hai
main-daadi sabsai pahele mujhe ek baath batayea aagar main ek aurat ko uske pati sai alag kar ki apne paas rakh lu kafe dino tak, apne power ka istamal kar ki to iska matlab kya hota hai ?
daadi-jahir se baath hai beta ki tumne usaurat par apna hak jata dia hai...... aur hak bas apne aurato aur daasi par jataye jati hai to yaha...........
main-aagar bo mere naani hai to
daadi apne ser uutha kar mere aur dekhite hai
daadi-uska matlab bhi wahe hai , bhale he tumhara irada sahi ho lakin dushro kai liyea matlab ek he hai
main-ohhhh fuckk , madhuriiiiii, yea kya ho gaya?!!!!
daadi thoda chouk kar maire aur dekhne lagi
daadi-koi baath nahi beta ho jata hai aayse
main-aab aapka kya chakkar chal raha hai naana kai saath daadi ?
daadi-bo tujhe janne ki jarurat nahi hai
main-aachaa to maire bina izazat aap unko paise de rahe ho aur bol rahe ho ki mujhe jaane ki jarurat nahi, aapto kafe gale mil kar baath kar rahe the na kafe pyaar uumad raha hai aapdono ka
daadi-bo tere bahem hai
main-thik hai mere bahem kai baare mai dushre ko bata du
daadi-ruko ruko .. aaysa kuch bhi math karo beta plz barna iise sai
main-aap ko apne izzat ki jayda chinta hai daadi
daadi-bas yahe to hai jisse log mere raspect karte hai
main-aur aapko janne kai baadh nahi karenge
(daadi apne ser jhuka deti hai tab main dadi ko dekhta hu jo ki hamesha mere samne ser uutaha kar khadi hoti the aur aaj apne gardan jhukaye khadi the)
main-aap kuch alag lagg rahe ho daadi aaj, kya aap sach main naanaji sai pyaar karte hai
daadi --mah , mahh bo
main daadi ki bakri jayse mah mah sun kar main samajh gaya ki daadi ki dil mai naana ki prati hai
main-kab sai chal raha hai hai daadi
daadi kuch bhi nahi bolte
main-wait ise liyea aap kabhi bhi naani sai kuch bhi nahi bolte the itne sab hone kai babajut bhi .... aap naana ki liyea he naani sai aache dhang sai paish aate thee
daadi-kya?!! kya matlab main kyu tere nani sai dhang sai paish nahi aate maire aur unke beech aaya kya hogaya ki main usko kuch bolu
main-daaada ji ki jhukab naani kai aur hone kai karan
daadi-kyaa!!! tu tujko yea sab
main-aapki aage bhi to suru ho jate the hai naa daadi .. naani kai saath
daadi-yea sab tujko kayse pata
main-bataya hai mere loudi ne haha, hai na
daadi-tumne yea baath kisi aur ko to nahi bataya
main-nahi daadi ,aap chahe to yea baath aage nahi badhegi ..
daadi-tum kya chahate ho ?
main-main chahata kuch nahi hu daadi bas aapsai sachai ki ummid kar raha hu , main samajh sakta hu ,daada dushro kai saath time biate the aur aapko samay nahi de pate the to aap mere naanaji kai saath ...........
daadi-yea sach nahi hai....
daadi ek line bol kar chup ho gaye thode der kai liyea , unke baath mai maine ek nami the jo main kafe waqt sai sun nahi paya thaa
daadi-tere daada iseliyea tere naani ki saath sote the kyu ki bo jan gaye the maire aur tere naanaji kai baare mai
main-kya iska matlab ki aap dono pahele sai he
daadi-haan main tere naanasai pahele sai he pyaar karte the aur tere dadaji ne humko dekh lia tab sai bo jan boch kar tere nanaji bo paise uudhar mai dete aur uudhari na chukane par ghar le aakar tere naani kai saath bo sab karte mujhe dekhane kai liyea taki mujhe dekha sakte ki maine kitne badi galti ki hai unsai baiwafai karkai
main-to kya? sunidhi ko ise liyea apne daasi banaye aur apne usse shadi karne ka sart rakha
daadi-nahi beta ,nahi .. sunidhi ko sart mai kyu laye yea to mujhe bhi nahi pata
main-to aapne aur naana sai milkar dadaji ko raste sai hatane ka faisla to nahi kar lia,
daadi-yea kya bol rahe ho beta, bhale he main tere dadaji sai naraj the lakin main unkai saath aaysa nahi karungi bo hadsa he tha beta, aur tumbhi yea baath jan chuke honge sayad
main-kya aapko pata tha ki main yea jane kai liyea
daadi-tum ko kya laga tum sab sai poochte rahoge aur mujhe koi kuch batayega he nahi
main-kamla ne bataya hoga ?
daadi-haan
main-to ise liyea aap mujhe bhi raste sai hatana chahati honge
daadi hasne lagti hai mere baath sun kar
main-has kyu rahi ho daadi
daadi-hehehe tum pagal ho gaye ho? bhale he tum apne maa sai he shadi kar lo ya bas chudai ki baare mai socho ya phir mere baath math suno lakin tum ho to mere pote he to main tujko kyu hatana chahungi ?
yea baath bhi sahi hai aur daadi poore confidence sai bol rahe the to mujhe lagne lagta hai ki main galat hu sayad
main-to phir bo chote daadaji sai milnai jana
daadi-to tu mera picha kar raha tha aur tujhe pata hai tere dadaji kai chote bhai ki baare mai hmmmmmmmmmmm bo main salana paise dene kai liyea gaye the bo school bo school mai tere dadaji kafe shalo sai paise de rahe hai waha
main-to chote dadaji waha kya kar rahe the, mujhe nahi lagta ki bo sab sahiyog hai aapki aur unsai ek waqt mai ek jagha rahena bhale he bo kam waqt kai liyea huya ho
daadi-bo main tere lia he milne gaye the
main-maire liyea ???
daadi-haan tu bahut mahenat kar raha hai ghaanv kai liyea aur yea baath aab chupi nahi hai beta aur iise sai pratab ki raste ka pathar ban gaya hai tu
main-kuch samjh nahi main
daadi-tera pratab daada ko bas power sai matlab hai beta aur main yea nahi chahati hu ki bo tujhe apna dushman samjhe .
main- lakin maine unka kuch nahi bigada to bo aaysa kyu samjhenge
daadi-nahi bigada lakin, sayad bigadne wale ho unke samne umeedavaar khada karki , main tujhe yea saab baath karne he wali the ki tum delhi na jaoo aur yahe raho ...... pratab ki aage khade math ho iise sai rista sudhar sakta hai
main-aagar main unke baath na manu to
daadi-sayad baath beegad bhi sakte hai beta aur main yea nahi chahata, ki humare do famili ki beech bibad aur badhe jo ki pahele he badh chuka hai
(daaadi mujhe wahe zammen kai beebad kai baare mai batane lagg jati hai aur yea bhi bolte hai )
daadi-tere daada to dono paribaro ko ek nahi kar paye lakin tum kar sakte ho aagar tum chaho to ....... iise election sai dur rahe kar
main-kya daadaji ki mouth sach mai hadsa tha
daadi-haan beta
main-aap papa ki kasm kha kar bolo ki kisi na koi haath na tha aur aap kuch bhi nahi jatni ho ise baare mai
daadi chup ho jati hai aur tab mujhe lagne lagta hai ki kisi na kisi tarha yea mamla chote dadaji pratab sai juda huya hai
daadi-tum ise baare mai poochna chod do beta jo huya hai bo bhul jaooo aur aage ki baare mai soochooo aur delhi mat jaoo
main-aapko kisne bataya ki main delhi jane kai liyea offer mila hai mujhe
daadi- pratab ne bataya
chat par thode der sannata sa cha jata hai . nahi daadi kuch bolte hai aur nahi akash kuch minto kai liyea. akash daadi ko dekh kar samajh gaya tha ki bo sach bol rahe hai
main-aagar mai delhi nahi jayu to badle main mujhe kya milega
daadi-jo tum chaho
main-aapki choti beti sulochana ko de sakte ho aap
daadi-thik hai
main thoda chokh gaya ki daadi mujhe delhi na bhejne kai liyea aapne choti beti sulochana ki kurwani dene kai liye mann gaye bo bhi ek jhatke mai , sulochana jisko inte shalo kar bo daadaji sai dur rakhe bo aayse he
main samajh chuka tha ki daadi kafe serious hai ise matter par ...
akash aur daadi thode der chath par baithne kai baadh niche jane lagg jate hai
daadi- tu kisi ko mere aur tere naanaji kai baare nahi batayeaga na?
main-nahi batayunga daadi main itna bhi bura nahi hu , aur main laila majnu ko dur karne walo main sai nahi hu hehehe ..........
(daadi thodi sarma jati hai )
....
main- lakin aab main naani ka kya karu?
daadi-tune galti ki hai to tu rakh unhe ...yahe hota hai jayda josh dikhane ka aanjaam
................................................. बहुत खूब लिखा है आपने मजा आ गया
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Naana aur daadi ek dusjre sai gale milkar khade thee aur yea dekh kar main shock ho gaya tha . mere mu khula ka khula rahe gaya tha ,naana daadi ko poore kas kar chumi de ne lagg gaye aur daadi khadi the aur kuch bol he nahi rahe thee
main-naana ,daadiiiiii
daadi mere aabaz sunte he naana ko dhakel di aur mere taraf dekhi to bo jann gaye ki maine unko dekh lia hai , bo kuch na boli aur apne saree sai apne mu dhakte huye thode speed sai ghar ki taraf jane lagg gaye aur naanaji bhi bhag rahe the ki
main-naana kaha ja rahe ho
nana ko laga ki aur koi rasta nahi hai to bo mainre paas aate he phir sai mainre pair pade aur gidgidane lagg gaye
nana-mujko maaf kar dijiyea zamindaar ji galti ho gaye
main-aapne to paap kar dia hai nana
nana-wo mujsai galti ho gaye mujhe aapki daadi sai paise nahi lena chaheyea
main-paiso ki baath kon kar raha hai naana, main dushri baat bol raha hu, aap chalak loomdi banne ki koshish math karo aur khade ho jayooo
naana dhere sai khade ho jate hai mere aage chup chap ho kar
main-aapki aur daadi ki leela kab sai chal raha hai naana
naana-aap jo soch rahe ho waisa kuch bhi nahi hai zamindaar ji
main- bola tha na chalak lomdi math baniyea ,,,, kya naani ko pata hai ise baare mai
naana-ji, ji zamindaar ji lakin bo nahi janti ki hum aab bhi ek dushre sai milte hai to usse math batana zamindaar ji
naana ki haan bolne sai mujhe kafe kuch samajh mai aane lagg gaya tha ....
main-to kafe samaya hai mil rahe ho?? chal kya raha hai aap dono kai beech naana jo bol rahe the ki aap sath dati to chooth jata **
naana-bo..woo prem karte hai hum aapki daadi sai
(naana ki aabaz mai bo gaharai sunai de rahe the lakin bo thoda nase mai bhi the to mujhe laga ki nase mai baath kar rahe hai )
main-*** kya??? pyaar ise umar mai ,, aur naani ka kya ? aap unsai bhi to pyaar karte honge
naana-nahi zamindaar ji , unko main bachoo ki aalaba kuch nahi de saka zamindaar ji
naana ko dekh kar lagg raha tha ki maine sayad naani ko naana sai dur kar kai thodi galti kar di
main- de sakte ho naanu ,aab aapko yea peena chodna hoga , aur haan ,aaj le jayea naani ko taki wo aapki khayal rakh sake naana
naana chup ho gaye thode der
naana-nahi zamindaar ji , wo mere saath khus nahi hai , main usko aur dukh nahi de sakta zamindaar ji, aap ise ghar ki mard ho na zamindaar ji
main-haan
naana-to main chahata hu ki aap mere patni yani aapki naani ko bhi apne charno mai ek choti se jagha de kar apne seva main laga lijiyea jayse mere dono beti kabita aur sunidhi ko lagaya hai
main-aap yea kya bol rahe ho naana, aap hosh mai to ho ?, aap kuch jayda hadh paar kar rahe ho aab
naana-main poore hosh main hu zamindaar ji
naana yea bol kar mere pair phir sai pakad lete hai main unkai hato sai apne pair ko alag karne lagta hu lakin bo kas kar pakkad lete hai
naana-meri baath suniyea zamindaar ji , hujur aab main aapne aapko jitna bhi sudhar na chahu nahi sudhar pa raha hu to
main-ise liyea he maine aap sai sab kuch china tha naana
naana-main janta hu zamindaar ji maine pahele he kafe paap kaam kia hai aapki naani ko kast dia hai aur aab main aur dena nahi chahata , aur aap aakle hai jo unko aache sai rakh sakte hai
main- lakin
naana-aapne mere dono beti ko rakha hai na
main-bo dono mere patniyaa hai naanaji
naana-aapko aapki naani ko bas thoda jagha dene ko bol raha hu mai zamindaar ji unko bas apne seva karne kai liyea rakh lijiyea apne bas ek daasi bana kar
main-bo aapki patni sai naana aur bo aapki seva karte he sahi lagegi aur bo meri patniooo ki maa bhi hai
naana-lakin aapne unhe rakh lia hai aapne paas aur aapki naani abb aapki paas hai to kya jante hai iska matlab zamindaar ji
main-kya matlab hai iska
naana-ki zamindaar ne ek aurat ko apne paas rakha hai to bo aab ek tarike sai aapki ho chuke hai ,aur aab unko mere ghar lene sai log tarha tarha ki baath banayenge
main-lakin bo mere naani hai main rakh sakta hu unhe
naana-aap zamindaar pahele sai aur baki baadh main
aab mai aur ek dubidha samajhne laga tha ki maine aanjane mai thodi galti kar he de hai naani kai saath tab mujhe yaad aata hai ki maine to baath daadi sai suru ki the aab ......
main-aap jaooo main iske baare mai sochunga
naana waha sai jane lagte hai aur main aab soch mai padd gaya kya sach mai maine naani ko galti hai apna sevika bana dia hai ya phir naana ji nase mai chur ho kar yea baath bol rahe hai ... main seedha ghar mai jata hu aur khana khane kai baadh thode der baith tha
sunidhi-aap thik ho na ji aap kafe dino sai pareshan lagg rahe ho
main-haan thoda pareshan to hu , lakin tum chinta math karo . main thoda daadi sai milkar aata hu tum so jaoo
dunidhi-thik hai ji
main daadi ki kamre mai jata hu tab daadi , naani kai saath baithe huye the
main-daadi mujhe aap sai baath karne hai chat par aayenge
daadi-thik hai beta
daadi mere piche piche chath par aate hai aur bo kuch na bole ek he jagha ser jhukayea khadi raheti hai
main-daadi sabsai pahele mujhe ek baath batayea aagar main ek aurat ko uske pati sai alag kar ki apne paas rakh lu kafe dino tak, apne power ka istamal kar ki to iska matlab kya hota hai ?
daadi-jahir se baath hai beta ki tumne usaurat par apna hak jata dia hai...... aur hak bas apne aurato aur daasi par jataye jati hai to yaha...........
main-aagar bo mere naani hai to
daadi apne ser uutha kar mere aur dekhite hai
daadi-uska matlab bhi wahe hai , bhale he tumhara irada sahi ho lakin dushro kai liyea matlab ek he hai
main-ohhhh fuckk , madhuriiiiii, yea kya ho gaya?!!!!
daadi thoda chouk kar maire aur dekhne lagi
daadi-koi baath nahi beta ho jata hai aayse
main-aab aapka kya chakkar chal raha hai naana kai saath daadi ?
daadi-bo tujhe janne ki jarurat nahi hai
main-aachaa to maire bina izazat aap unko paise de rahe ho aur bol rahe ho ki mujhe jaane ki jarurat nahi, aapto kafe gale mil kar baath kar rahe the na kafe pyaar uumad raha hai aapdono ka
daadi-bo tere bahem hai
main-thik hai mere bahem kai baare mai dushre ko bata du
daadi-ruko ruko .. aaysa kuch bhi math karo beta plz barna iise sai
main-aap ko apne izzat ki jayda chinta hai daadi
daadi-bas yahe to hai jisse log mere raspect karte hai
main-aur aapko janne kai baadh nahi karenge
(daadi apne ser jhuka deti hai tab main dadi ko dekhta hu jo ki hamesha mere samne ser uutaha kar khadi hoti the aur aaj apne gardan jhukaye khadi the)
main-aap kuch alag lagg rahe ho daadi aaj, kya aap sach main naanaji sai pyaar karte hai
daadi --mah , mahh bo
main daadi ki bakri jayse mah mah sun kar main samajh gaya ki daadi ki dil mai naana ki prati hai
main-kab sai chal raha hai hai daadi
daadi kuch bhi nahi bolte
main-wait ise liyea aap kabhi bhi naani sai kuch bhi nahi bolte the itne sab hone kai babajut bhi .... aap naana ki liyea he naani sai aache dhang sai paish aate thee
daadi-kya?!! kya matlab main kyu tere nani sai dhang sai paish nahi aate maire aur unke beech aaya kya hogaya ki main usko kuch bolu
main-daaada ji ki jhukab naani kai aur hone kai karan
daadi-kyaa!!! tu tujko yea sab
main-aapki aage bhi to suru ho jate the hai naa daadi .. naani kai saath
daadi-yea sab tujko kayse pata
main-bataya hai mere loudi ne haha, hai na
daadi-tumne yea baath kisi aur ko to nahi bataya
main-nahi daadi ,aap chahe to yea baath aage nahi badhegi ..
daadi-tum kya chahate ho ?
main-main chahata kuch nahi hu daadi bas aapsai sachai ki ummid kar raha hu , main samajh sakta hu ,daada dushro kai saath time biate the aur aapko samay nahi de pate the to aap mere naanaji kai saath ...........
daadi-yea sach nahi hai....
daadi ek line bol kar chup ho gaye thode der kai liyea , unke baath mai maine ek nami the jo main kafe waqt sai sun nahi paya thaa
daadi-tere daada iseliyea tere naani ki saath sote the kyu ki bo jan gaye the maire aur tere naanaji kai baare mai
main-kya iska matlab ki aap dono pahele sai he
daadi-haan main tere naanasai pahele sai he pyaar karte the aur tere dadaji ne humko dekh lia tab sai bo jan boch kar tere nanaji bo paise uudhar mai dete aur uudhari na chukane par ghar le aakar tere naani kai saath bo sab karte mujhe dekhane kai liyea taki mujhe dekha sakte ki maine kitne badi galti ki hai unsai baiwafai karkai
main-to kya? sunidhi ko ise liyea apne daasi banaye aur apne usse shadi karne ka sart rakha
daadi-nahi beta ,nahi .. sunidhi ko sart mai kyu laye yea to mujhe bhi nahi pata
main-to aapne aur naana sai milkar dadaji ko raste sai hatane ka faisla to nahi kar lia,
daadi-yea kya bol rahe ho beta, bhale he main tere dadaji sai naraj the lakin main unkai saath aaysa nahi karungi bo hadsa he tha beta, aur tumbhi yea baath jan chuke honge sayad
main-kya aapko pata tha ki main yea jane kai liyea
daadi-tum ko kya laga tum sab sai poochte rahoge aur mujhe koi kuch batayega he nahi
main-kamla ne bataya hoga ?
daadi-haan
main-to ise liyea aap mujhe bhi raste sai hatana chahati honge
daadi hasne lagti hai mere baath sun kar
main-has kyu rahi ho daadi
daadi-hehehe tum pagal ho gaye ho? bhale he tum apne maa sai he shadi kar lo ya bas chudai ki baare mai socho ya phir mere baath math suno lakin tum ho to mere pote he to main tujko kyu hatana chahungi ?
yea baath bhi sahi hai aur daadi poore confidence sai bol rahe the to mujhe lagne lagta hai ki main galat hu sayad
main-to phir bo chote daadaji sai milnai jana
daadi-to tu mera picha kar raha tha aur tujhe pata hai tere dadaji kai chote bhai ki baare mai hmmmmmmmmmmm bo main salana paise dene kai liyea gaye the bo school bo school mai tere dadaji kafe shalo sai paise de rahe hai waha
main-to chote dadaji waha kya kar rahe the, mujhe nahi lagta ki bo sab sahiyog hai aapki aur unsai ek waqt mai ek jagha rahena bhale he bo kam waqt kai liyea huya ho
daadi-bo main tere lia he milne gaye the
main-maire liyea ???
daadi-haan tu bahut mahenat kar raha hai ghaanv kai liyea aur yea baath aab chupi nahi hai beta aur iise sai pratab ki raste ka pathar ban gaya hai tu
main-kuch samjh nahi main
daadi-tera pratab daada ko bas power sai matlab hai beta aur main yea nahi chahati hu ki bo tujhe apna dushman samjhe .
main- lakin maine unka kuch nahi bigada to bo aaysa kyu samjhenge
daadi-nahi bigada lakin, sayad bigadne wale ho unke samne umeedavaar khada karki , main tujhe yea saab baath karne he wali the ki tum delhi na jaoo aur yahe raho ...... pratab ki aage khade math ho iise sai rista sudhar sakta hai
main-aagar main unke baath na manu to
daadi-sayad baath beegad bhi sakte hai beta aur main yea nahi chahata, ki humare do famili ki beech bibad aur badhe jo ki pahele he badh chuka hai
(daaadi mujhe wahe zammen kai beebad kai baare mai batane lagg jati hai aur yea bhi bolte hai )
daadi-tere daada to dono paribaro ko ek nahi kar paye lakin tum kar sakte ho aagar tum chaho to ....... iise election sai dur rahe kar
main-kya daadaji ki mouth sach mai hadsa tha
daadi-haan beta
main-aap papa ki kasm kha kar bolo ki kisi na koi haath na tha aur aap kuch bhi nahi jatni ho ise baare mai
daadi chup ho jati hai aur tab mujhe lagne lagta hai ki kisi na kisi tarha yea mamla chote dadaji pratab sai juda huya hai
daadi-tum ise baare mai poochna chod do beta jo huya hai bo bhul jaooo aur aage ki baare mai soochooo aur delhi mat jaoo
main-aapko kisne bataya ki main delhi jane kai liyea offer mila hai mujhe
daadi- pratab ne bataya
chat par thode der sannata sa cha jata hai . nahi daadi kuch bolte hai aur nahi akash kuch minto kai liyea. akash daadi ko dekh kar samajh gaya tha ki bo sach bol rahe hai
main-aagar mai delhi nahi jayu to badle main mujhe kya milega
daadi-jo tum chaho
main-aapki choti beti sulochana ko de sakte ho aap
daadi-thik hai
main thoda chokh gaya ki daadi mujhe delhi na bhejne kai liyea aapne choti beti sulochana ki kurwani dene kai liye mann gaye bo bhi ek jhatke mai , sulochana jisko inte shalo kar bo daadaji sai dur rakhe bo aayse he
main samajh chuka tha ki daadi kafe serious hai ise matter par ...
akash aur daadi thode der chath par baithne kai baadh niche jane lagg jate hai
daadi- tu kisi ko mere aur tere naanaji kai baare nahi batayeaga na?
main-nahi batayunga daadi main itna bhi bura nahi hu , aur main laila majnu ko dur karne walo main sai nahi hu hehehe ..........
(daadi thodi sarma jati hai )
....
main- lakin aab main naani ka kya karu?
daadi-tune galti ki hai to tu rakh unhe ...yahe hota hai jayda josh dikhane ka aanjaam
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Naana aur daadi ek dusjre sai gale milkar khade thee aur yea dekh kar main shock ho gaya tha . mere mu khula ka khula rahe gaya tha ,naana daadi ko poore kas kar chumi de ne lagg gaye aur daadi khadi the aur kuch bol he nahi rahe thee
main-naana ,daadiiiiii
daadi mere aabaz sunte he naana ko dhakel di aur mere taraf dekhi to bo jann gaye ki maine unko dekh lia hai , bo kuch na boli aur apne saree sai apne mu dhakte huye thode speed sai ghar ki taraf jane lagg gaye aur naanaji bhi bhag rahe the ki
main-naana kaha ja rahe ho
nana ko laga ki aur koi rasta nahi hai to bo mainre paas aate he phir sai mainre pair pade aur gidgidane lagg gaye
nana-mujko maaf kar dijiyea zamindaar ji galti ho gaye
main-aapne to paap kar dia hai nana
nana-wo mujsai galti ho gaye mujhe aapki daadi sai paise nahi lena chaheyea
main-paiso ki baath kon kar raha hai naana, main dushri baat bol raha hu, aap chalak loomdi banne ki koshish math karo aur khade ho jayooo
naana dhere sai khade ho jate hai mere aage chup chap ho kar
main-aapki aur daadi ki leela kab sai chal raha hai naana
naana-aap jo soch rahe ho waisa kuch bhi nahi hai zamindaar ji
main- bola tha na chalak lomdi math baniyea ,,,, kya naani ko pata hai ise baare mai
naana-ji, ji zamindaar ji lakin bo nahi janti ki hum aab bhi ek dushre sai milte hai to usse math batana zamindaar ji
naana ki haan bolne sai mujhe kafe kuch samajh mai aane lagg gaya tha ....
main-to kafe samaya hai mil rahe ho?? chal kya raha hai aap dono kai beech naana jo bol rahe the ki aap sath dati to chooth jata **
naana-bo..woo prem karte hai hum aapki daadi sai
(naana ki aabaz mai bo gaharai sunai de rahe the lakin bo thoda nase mai bhi the to mujhe laga ki nase mai baath kar rahe hai )
main-*** kya??? pyaar ise umar mai ,, aur naani ka kya ? aap unsai bhi to pyaar karte honge
naana-nahi zamindaar ji , unko main bachoo ki aalaba kuch nahi de saka zamindaar ji
naana ko dekh kar lagg raha tha ki maine sayad naani ko naana sai dur kar kai thodi galti kar di
main- de sakte ho naanu ,aab aapko yea peena chodna hoga , aur haan ,aaj le jayea naani ko taki wo aapki khayal rakh sake naana
naana chup ho gaye thode der
naana-nahi zamindaar ji , wo mere saath khus nahi hai , main usko aur dukh nahi de sakta zamindaar ji, aap ise ghar ki mard ho na zamindaar ji
main-haan
naana-to main chahata hu ki aap mere patni yani aapki naani ko bhi apne charno mai ek choti se jagha de kar apne seva main laga lijiyea jayse mere dono beti kabita aur sunidhi ko lagaya hai
main-aap yea kya bol rahe ho naana, aap hosh mai to ho ?, aap kuch jayda hadh paar kar rahe ho aab
naana-main poore hosh main hu zamindaar ji
naana yea bol kar mere pair phir sai pakad lete hai main unkai hato sai apne pair ko alag karne lagta hu lakin bo kas kar pakkad lete hai
naana-meri baath suniyea zamindaar ji , hujur aab main aapne aapko jitna bhi sudhar na chahu nahi sudhar pa raha hu to
main-ise liyea he maine aap sai sab kuch china tha naana
naana-main janta hu zamindaar ji maine pahele he kafe paap kaam kia hai aapki naani ko kast dia hai aur aab main aur dena nahi chahata , aur aap aakle hai jo unko aache sai rakh sakte hai
main- lakin
naana-aapne mere dono beti ko rakha hai na
main-bo dono mere patniyaa hai naanaji
naana-aapko aapki naani ko bas thoda jagha dene ko bol raha hu mai zamindaar ji unko bas apne seva karne kai liyea rakh lijiyea apne bas ek daasi bana kar
main-bo aapki patni sai naana aur bo aapki seva karte he sahi lagegi aur bo meri patniooo ki maa bhi hai
naana-lakin aapne unhe rakh lia hai aapne paas aur aapki naani abb aapki paas hai to kya jante hai iska matlab zamindaar ji
main-kya matlab hai iska
naana-ki zamindaar ne ek aurat ko apne paas rakha hai to bo aab ek tarike sai aapki ho chuke hai ,aur aab unko mere ghar lene sai log tarha tarha ki baath banayenge
main-lakin bo mere naani hai main rakh sakta hu unhe
naana-aap zamindaar pahele sai aur baki baadh main
aab mai aur ek dubidha samajhne laga tha ki maine aanjane mai thodi galti kar he de hai naani kai saath tab mujhe yaad aata hai ki maine to baath daadi sai suru ki the aab ......
main-aap jaooo main iske baare mai sochunga
naana waha sai jane lagte hai aur main aab soch mai padd gaya kya sach mai maine naani ko galti hai apna sevika bana dia hai ya phir naana ji nase mai chur ho kar yea baath bol rahe hai ... main seedha ghar mai jata hu aur khana khane kai baadh thode der baith tha
sunidhi-aap thik ho na ji aap kafe dino sai pareshan lagg rahe ho
main-haan thoda pareshan to hu , lakin tum chinta math karo . main thoda daadi sai milkar aata hu tum so jaoo
dunidhi-thik hai ji
main daadi ki kamre mai jata hu tab daadi , naani kai saath baithe huye the
main-daadi mujhe aap sai baath karne hai chat par aayenge
daadi-thik hai beta
daadi mere piche piche chath par aate hai aur bo kuch na bole ek he jagha ser jhukayea khadi raheti hai
main-daadi sabsai pahele mujhe ek baath batayea aagar main ek aurat ko uske pati sai alag kar ki apne paas rakh lu kafe dino tak, apne power ka istamal kar ki to iska matlab kya hota hai ?
daadi-jahir se baath hai beta ki tumne usaurat par apna hak jata dia hai...... aur hak bas apne aurato aur daasi par jataye jati hai to yaha...........
main-aagar bo mere naani hai to
daadi apne ser uutha kar mere aur dekhite hai
daadi-uska matlab bhi wahe hai , bhale he tumhara irada sahi ho lakin dushro kai liyea matlab ek he hai
main-ohhhh fuckk , madhuriiiiii, yea kya ho gaya?!!!!
daadi thoda chouk kar maire aur dekhne lagi
daadi-koi baath nahi beta ho jata hai aayse
main-aab aapka kya chakkar chal raha hai naana kai saath daadi ?
daadi-bo tujhe janne ki jarurat nahi hai
main-aachaa to maire bina izazat aap unko paise de rahe ho aur bol rahe ho ki mujhe jaane ki jarurat nahi, aapto kafe gale mil kar baath kar rahe the na kafe pyaar uumad raha hai aapdono ka
daadi-bo tere bahem hai
main-thik hai mere bahem kai baare mai dushre ko bata du
daadi-ruko ruko .. aaysa kuch bhi math karo beta plz barna iise sai
main-aap ko apne izzat ki jayda chinta hai daadi
daadi-bas yahe to hai jisse log mere raspect karte hai
main-aur aapko janne kai baadh nahi karenge
(daadi apne ser jhuka deti hai tab main dadi ko dekhta hu jo ki hamesha mere samne ser uutaha kar khadi hoti the aur aaj apne gardan jhukaye khadi the)
main-aap kuch alag lagg rahe ho daadi aaj, kya aap sach main naanaji sai pyaar karte hai
daadi --mah , mahh bo
main daadi ki bakri jayse mah mah sun kar main samajh gaya ki daadi ki dil mai naana ki prati hai
main-kab sai chal raha hai hai daadi
daadi kuch bhi nahi bolte
main-wait ise liyea aap kabhi bhi naani sai kuch bhi nahi bolte the itne sab hone kai babajut bhi .... aap naana ki liyea he naani sai aache dhang sai paish aate thee
daadi-kya?!! kya matlab main kyu tere nani sai dhang sai paish nahi aate maire aur unke beech aaya kya hogaya ki main usko kuch bolu
main-daaada ji ki jhukab naani kai aur hone kai karan
daadi-kyaa!!! tu tujko yea sab
main-aapki aage bhi to suru ho jate the hai naa daadi .. naani kai saath
daadi-yea sab tujko kayse pata
main-bataya hai mere loudi ne haha, hai na
daadi-tumne yea baath kisi aur ko to nahi bataya
main-nahi daadi ,aap chahe to yea baath aage nahi badhegi ..
daadi-tum kya chahate ho ?
main-main chahata kuch nahi hu daadi bas aapsai sachai ki ummid kar raha hu , main samajh sakta hu ,daada dushro kai saath time biate the aur aapko samay nahi de pate the to aap mere naanaji kai saath ...........
daadi-yea sach nahi hai....
daadi ek line bol kar chup ho gaye thode der kai liyea , unke baath mai maine ek nami the jo main kafe waqt sai sun nahi paya thaa
daadi-tere daada iseliyea tere naani ki saath sote the kyu ki bo jan gaye the maire aur tere naanaji kai baare mai
main-kya iska matlab ki aap dono pahele sai he
daadi-haan main tere naanasai pahele sai he pyaar karte the aur tere dadaji ne humko dekh lia tab sai bo jan boch kar tere nanaji bo paise uudhar mai dete aur uudhari na chukane par ghar le aakar tere naani kai saath bo sab karte mujhe dekhane kai liyea taki mujhe dekha sakte ki maine kitne badi galti ki hai unsai baiwafai karkai
main-to kya? sunidhi ko ise liyea apne daasi banaye aur apne usse shadi karne ka sart rakha
daadi-nahi beta ,nahi .. sunidhi ko sart mai kyu laye yea to mujhe bhi nahi pata
main-to aapne aur naana sai milkar dadaji ko raste sai hatane ka faisla to nahi kar lia,
daadi-yea kya bol rahe ho beta, bhale he main tere dadaji sai naraj the lakin main unkai saath aaysa nahi karungi bo hadsa he tha beta, aur tumbhi yea baath jan chuke honge sayad
main-kya aapko pata tha ki main yea jane kai liyea
daadi-tum ko kya laga tum sab sai poochte rahoge aur mujhe koi kuch batayega he nahi
main-kamla ne bataya hoga ?
daadi-haan
main-to ise liyea aap mujhe bhi raste sai hatana chahati honge
daadi hasne lagti hai mere baath sun kar
main-has kyu rahi ho daadi
daadi-hehehe tum pagal ho gaye ho? bhale he tum apne maa sai he shadi kar lo ya bas chudai ki baare mai socho ya phir mere baath math suno lakin tum ho to mere pote he to main tujko kyu hatana chahungi ?
yea baath bhi sahi hai aur daadi poore confidence sai bol rahe the to mujhe lagne lagta hai ki main galat hu sayad
main-to phir bo chote daadaji sai milnai jana
daadi-to tu mera picha kar raha tha aur tujhe pata hai tere dadaji kai chote bhai ki baare mai hmmmmmmmmmmm bo main salana paise dene kai liyea gaye the bo school bo school mai tere dadaji kafe shalo sai paise de rahe hai waha
main-to chote dadaji waha kya kar rahe the, mujhe nahi lagta ki bo sab sahiyog hai aapki aur unsai ek waqt mai ek jagha rahena bhale he bo kam waqt kai liyea huya ho
daadi-bo main tere lia he milne gaye the
main-maire liyea ???
daadi-haan tu bahut mahenat kar raha hai ghaanv kai liyea aur yea baath aab chupi nahi hai beta aur iise sai pratab ki raste ka pathar ban gaya hai tu
main-kuch samjh nahi main
daadi-tera pratab daada ko bas power sai matlab hai beta aur main yea nahi chahati hu ki bo tujhe apna dushman samjhe .
main- lakin maine unka kuch nahi bigada to bo aaysa kyu samjhenge
daadi-nahi bigada lakin, sayad bigadne wale ho unke samne umeedavaar khada karki , main tujhe yea saab baath karne he wali the ki tum delhi na jaoo aur yahe raho ...... pratab ki aage khade math ho iise sai rista sudhar sakta hai
main-aagar main unke baath na manu to
daadi-sayad baath beegad bhi sakte hai beta aur main yea nahi chahata, ki humare do famili ki beech bibad aur badhe jo ki pahele he badh chuka hai
(daaadi mujhe wahe zammen kai beebad kai baare mai batane lagg jati hai aur yea bhi bolte hai )
daadi-tere daada to dono paribaro ko ek nahi kar paye lakin tum kar sakte ho aagar tum chaho to ....... iise election sai dur rahe kar
main-kya daadaji ki mouth sach mai hadsa tha
daadi-haan beta
main-aap papa ki kasm kha kar bolo ki kisi na koi haath na tha aur aap kuch bhi nahi jatni ho ise baare mai
daadi chup ho jati hai aur tab mujhe lagne lagta hai ki kisi na kisi tarha yea mamla chote dadaji pratab sai juda huya hai
daadi-tum ise baare mai poochna chod do beta jo huya hai bo bhul jaooo aur aage ki baare mai soochooo aur delhi mat jaoo
main-aapko kisne bataya ki main delhi jane kai liyea offer mila hai mujhe
daadi- pratab ne bataya
chat par thode der sannata sa cha jata hai . nahi daadi kuch bolte hai aur nahi akash kuch minto kai liyea. akash daadi ko dekh kar samajh gaya tha ki bo sach bol rahe hai
main-aagar mai delhi nahi jayu to badle main mujhe kya milega
daadi-jo tum chaho
main-aapki choti beti sulochana ko de sakte ho aap
daadi-thik hai
main thoda chokh gaya ki daadi mujhe delhi na bhejne kai liyea aapne choti beti sulochana ki kurwani dene kai liye mann gaye bo bhi ek jhatke mai , sulochana jisko inte shalo kar bo daadaji sai dur rakhe bo aayse he
main samajh chuka tha ki daadi kafe serious hai ise matter par ...
akash aur daadi thode der chath par baithne kai baadh niche jane lagg jate hai
daadi- tu kisi ko mere aur tere naanaji kai baare nahi batayeaga na?
main-nahi batayunga daadi main itna bhi bura nahi hu , aur main laila majnu ko dur karne walo main sai nahi hu hehehe ..........
(daadi thodi sarma jati hai )
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main- lakin aab main naani ka kya karu?
daadi-tune galti ki hai to tu rakh unhe ...yahe hota hai jayda josh dikhane ka aanjaam
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