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aagle din--
kabita , sunidhi ek jagha baith karr baate karte ja rahe the phus phusate huye aur haste he ja rahe the dono tabhi naani bhi aajati hai , sunidhi ise waqt mai dherre dherre kabita ki saath mil kar khul kar baate karne mai lagg gaye thee.
naani-tum dono kya yu baith kar baate he karte rahogi aapna khayal bhi to rakhaa karo thik hai
kabita-rakh to rahe hai aur aap sab to ho he humara khayal rakhne kai liyea hai na sunidhi
sunidhi-haan maa aap fikar math karo
dono bahene phir sai phus phusa kar baate karne main lagg jati hai
naani-itna kya mazedaar baath chit kar raheti ho tum dono ki bas haste he ja rahe ho
kabita-aapkai damad kai baare main baath kar rahe hai maa , sunna hai kya
naani-damad ji kai baare mai ulta seedha baath to nahi kar rahe ho dono
kabita-uske baare main ulta baath hum kyu kare maaa, wo to khud hume uulta sedha karki daalta hai, ufff
sunidhi-hehe haan maa
naani-dhat main yea sab sunne thodi na aaye hu
kabita-tum na aapne damad kai baare main bura sunn he nahi pati ho
naani-kyu suni wo damad ji hai aur unke baare mai bura nahi bolte
kabita-main toh sach bolti hu maa jitna sedha dekhte hai tere damad utna hai nahi , bister main jate he saitan bann kar halat kharab kar deta hai . hai na sunidhi?
sunidhi-ji didi
naani-hat tum dono main jati hu
sunidhi- kaha ja rahe ho maa baitho na humare saath
dono bahene mil kar apne maa ko un dono kai beech mai baitha dete hai
naani-aare jane bhi do
kabita-kaha jaoo gi ?
naani-tum dono na baisarm ho gaye ho? , pata nahi damad ji kya sochenge ki unki naani ne kuch aacha sekhaya nahi
kabita -usko kya padi hai jo sochega ? usko to sochne sai zayda karna pasand hai
naani-chod chodo tum dono mujhe, aab main tum dono ki baate nahi sun sakti ,damad ji kai baare main
kabita-hehe, thik hai maa aapne damad bahu aache sai thik hai, itne aache sai ki , apna hatiyaar aap ki in do beti ki aandar dal kar yea pet bhari kar di hai
naani-tum dono ki yea baate sun kar dil karta hai tere pita kai ghar chali jayu
tabhi kabita thode chup ho jati hai aur sunidhi bhi
sunidh-aap nahi ja sakti maa
naani-kyu ki aab tere pita kisi aur kai yaha kaam karte hai
sunidhi-nahi maa wo baath nahi , aap nahi ja sakti kyu ki aab aap
kabita-kyu ki aap par akash ne apne mohar laga dia hai
naani-kya? kayse mohar lagaya hai damad ji ne
kabita-us tarha ka jayse sunidhi par laga tha daasi hone ka
naani-kya? lakin yea saab
kabita-chinta math karo maa isse kuch bura nahi hoga aab aap humare saath he yaha rahengi jayse raha rahe hai aurr apne pota bana damad ji ki seva bhi to kar sakenge hehe
kabita aur sunidhi dono haaste hai
naani-bas karo tum dono, main jati hu yaha sai barna tum dono keechai karte he rahogi
tabhi kamini bhi aajati hai
kamini- didi aaj khane mai kya banayu aap dono kai liyea khatta ya meetha
kabita-khatta bana aaj khane ka kafe mood bahut hai
sunidhi-haan han
kamini-aare didi khatta to aabhi mil jayega aachar lati hu na
kabita-haan han la nek kam mai deri kayse?
kamini thode der main aachar le kar aate hai jo ki dono bahene khane lagg jate hai
kamini-base aaj kya baate chal rahe the aap dono kai beech
kabita- tere naye zamindaar ki baare main .aaja yaha baith baate karte hai
kamini bhi sunne baith jati hai dono ki baate
kamini-to zamindaar ji ki kon se baare main baath chal rahe hai
kabita-uske mote hatiyaarr kai baare main hehehe
sunidhi-didi yea aachar khate waqt aaye baath kar rahe hai aap
kabita-isme he to maza hai sunidhi, is khatte ko teast karte huye to aur bhi maza aayega kayse hatiyar choos rahe ho hehehe hai na kamini
kamini-hehe haan didi main bhi aachar kha lati hu mujhe bhi maza aayega
kabita-haan haan le chosste huye baath kar
sunidhi-aap ki baath sun kar mujhe aab aajib sa lagg raha hai
kamini-aajib kaysa mujhe to aachaa lagg raha hai
kabita-dekhoo karmini ki teast aache hai
sunidhi-didi
3no khilkhila kar hasne lagg jati hai ..........
sulochana kamre kai thik bahar 3 no ki hasi ko dekh rahe the dur sai
sulochana-sare didiya kitne khus hai naye zamindaar sai aur kitne aache sai baath kar rahe hai lakin mujhe kafe sarm aarahe hai
daadi-tu kya kar rahe hai yaha
daadi sulochana ko kitchen ki taraf le jati hai
sulochana-wo baate sun rahe thee
daadi-tu unke tarha nahi hai , tu bahut pyaari hai tu aache bache hai na meri
sulochana- aur kitne shalo tak aapki aache beti bann kar rahungi maa
sulochana ki jabab sun kar daadi thoda chock jati hai kyu ki sulochana ne kabhi palat kar jabab nahi diya tha jo ki aaj de rahe hai aur yea aachanak sai nahi huya tha iske suruwat akash aur sulochana ki pahele chudai kai baadh ho chuki the jaha sai sulochana bhi aapne pankh phadphada kar uudhna chahati the apne badi bahen kamini ki tarrha aur aapne maa ki pallu sai bahar aane ki
baare mai sochne lagg gaye the aur jab sai kabita gharr main aaye the tab sai wo kabita ,sunidhi aur kamini ko ek saath baate karte aur maze karte dekh kar wo aakela pan mahesus karne lagti the. wo dhere dhere un teeno kai saath samil hona chahati the . wo bhi chahati the ki bas ise kitchen aur daadi ki aalaba bhi kuch zindegi ho uske , aur aaj jayse he daadi uske pankh ko
apne isare par aandar rakhne ki baath karte hai tab slochana ki mu sai aapne aap he yea baath nikal jata hai
daadi-tujhe kya ho gaya hai beti
sulochana-sorry maa , main wo ...ji main khana banati hu
daadi sulochana ki badlaabh ko dekh kar shock ho jati hai aur waha sai chali jati hai
daadi-aab sayad meri bati bhi mujsai chin jayegi, sayad mujhe sulochana ka istamal akash ko rokne kai liyea nahi karna chahiyea tha sayad tab merre beti mujsai aaj ise tarha palat kar jaba nahi deti
aab pachata kar kya faida jab chidiya chub gaye khet yea soch kar daadi bahar aapne beta dhirendra kai paas jati hai jo raghunath aur rajesh ki saath baith kar sarre hisab kitab ki suchi bana rahe thee aur suraj bhi waha moujid tha ..
dhirendra-beta suraj tum to kafe aache sai sambhal rrrahe ho hisab kitab
surraj-aurr kuch karne ko hai nahi bade papa to yahe karki time paas karta hu
dhirendra- aur police station mai hajri ka kya huya
suraj-wo subha he ja kar aaye hu
dhirendrra-bahut badhia
suraj-wo bade papa wo police startion main bol rhae the ki main phir sai jald ja sakta hu
dhirendra-aare chinta mat kar akash apne poore koshish kar raha hai aur lagatar yaha ki police station ki aadhikarrio sai bhi baath karr rraha hai ,ise liyea to tu yaha hai
suraj-ji janta hu
dhirrendra-to aab chinta math kar
daadi-lakin wo samdhan ji ka kya
dhirendra-wo to aabhi bhi pratab papa ki saath kaam kar rahe hai maa
daadi-aaysa kya kar dia unhone jo unko waha naukar ki tarha kaam karna padd raha hai
dhirendra-wo khud ko bech dia hai maa, sayad kuch karz kai karan aur sayad navin (akash ka mama) bhi unke hatte chad sakta hai
suraj-iska matlab
dhirendrra-ki terre mama ko bhi unke waha naukar banna padega ..aur wo paisa ka use kar ki paas kai kafe zamino par bhi kabja kar chuke hai isbeech aur kuch nahi kia gaya to bhari nuksan hone ki sambhabana hai
rajesh- maine suna hai pratab ji kisi sai shadi karne wala hai ?
dhirendra-haan koi ladki hai disha usse
suraj yea sun kar shock ho jata hai .
suraj-disha sai ? wo itne aged ho kar disha sai shadi kyu
suraj yea bol kar aandar chala jata hai
dhirendra- ise kya huya
daadi-yea wahe ladki hai jiske karan iske uper case chal raha hai tumko nahi pata tha kya beta
dhirendra-us ladki ka naam dhisha hai yea nahi pata tha maa
suraj apne kamre main ja kar phone lagata hai
suraj-tum shadi kar rahe ho? tum kayse shadi kar sakti hoo wo bhi unsai
--main shadi kar rahe hu suraj , aab tum mujko bhul he jaoo yahe sahi hoga .. aab sayad hum kabhi nahi mil payenge
suraj-main yea shadi.....................
-nahi tum aaysa kuch nahi karoge ? ise mai he hum sab ki bhalai hai suraj ........ bye
suraj yea baath sun kar apne ser niche kar leta hai ........
Dushre taraf -
kabita , sunidhi aur kamini baith karr akash sai phone par baate kar rahe thee
akash-kya kha rahe ho tum dono jo moti ho gaye ho itne , kha kha kar pet badha rahe ho
kabita-badmash yea tere bachee ki wajay sai ho raha hai, pet to badhaga he na
akash-haha aare main to mazak kar raha tha merrre dono motiaa
sunidhi-yea to humko motiaa bol rahe hai didi
kabita-hu ... tera lia itne hum dono ne itna kuch kia aur tu hum ko aaysa bol raha hai aab ja tujsai baath nahi karengi
sunidhi-main to karrungi
kamini-mujhe to bola nahi
kabita-bolta to
kamini-zamindaarr ji sai phir bhi baath karrte
akash-haha
kabita- yea dono aachanak sai mere dushman bann jati hai tere karan
yea bol kar kabita sunidhi aur kamini ki kaan marod deti hai
akash-haha meri pyaari motiaa aab thik hai
kabita-haan aab thik hai
tabhi kamre main savnam aarahe the lakin wo loud speaker mai uske bade bhai ki aabaz sun kar ruk jati hai
kamini-aare yea to savnam hai
akash -hello savnam
kabita-aare aa apne bade bhai sai baath kar
savnam aapne mu phula leti hai
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savnam-mujhe koi baath nahi karni ,, huh
kabita-lagta hai tujsai naraj hai
akash -hahaha thik hai mujhe thoda kaam hai yaha, aapna khayal rakhna aur tum bhi kamini aur bye savnam
phone cut hote he savnam kabita ki paas aate hai
savnam-main naraj nahi hu , kyu honge unsai jo bhi jhut bolte hai
yea bol kar savnam kabita ki gale lagg jati hai
kabita-haan tu to meri pyaari bachee hai
savnam-han main aab sai aapki he beti hu aur kisi ki kuch nahi hu
savnam ki baath sun kar sunidhi aur kamini dono kuch samajh nahi pa rahe the ki ho kya raha hai tab wo dono haas dete hai
kabita-chup ho jaoo dono
savnam-aap ki to kabhi bhi kuch nahi lagungi main
savnam sunidhi ki aur ishara karki bolte hai jisse sunidhi chup ho jati hai aur thodi uudas ho jati hai
kabita-aare aaysa nahi bolte , baise tu 2 bachoo ki badi bahen banne wali hai phir sai
savnam-haan ye to sach kaha , baise aap ka pet bada ho gaya hai
kabita-aare budbak hota hai aaysa
savnam-iska kya naam rakhoge?
kamini-paida to hone do savnam uske baadh rakh dena
savnam-main aapsai bhi ghussa hu kamini maa aap bhi mujsai baath math karo
yea bol kar savnam waha sai chali jati hai
kamnini-isko kya huya hai itne mahene ho gaya phir bhi
kabita-wo akash ki karan tum par ghussa nikal rahe hai
kamini-zamindaar ji kai karan to usai baath kyu nahi karti
kabita- baath karegi to thode na ghussa nikal payegi hehe
3no phir sai hasne lagti hai
kabita-tum savnam ki baath ka bura nahi manna sunidhi
sunidhi-lakin savnam to pahele sai he mujhe na pasand karti hai didi
kabita-hmm to main ise baare mai usse baath karungi
sunidhi-lakin aap moti to kafe ho gaye ho hehe
kabita-han tu bhi kam moti huya hai kya moti bahen hehe , kyu kamini
kamini-aap mota bolte ho to kuch aur he yaad aajata hai
kabita-mota hatiyar kya ? ka-mi-ni
kamini-haan hehehe
3no phir sai hasne lagti hai
kabita-baise ravi kyu nahi aaya tha kal?
kamini-uska aana bandh kar dia hai naye zamindaar ji
kabita-hmmm kuch soch kar he kia hoga akash ne
kamini-han uske padhai ki karan , wo kafe kam mark laya tha na ise liyea
kabita-uske shai bhi karwa lo
kamini-uske shadi ?
kabita-haan mere najar mai ladki bhi hai
kamini-kon
kabita-pinki. savnam ki saheli
kamini-kya?
sunidhi-haan wo pinki ravi kai liyea sahi rahegi
kamini-lakin wo kitni badboli hai aur ravi kitna santh
kamini-ise liyea to sahi rahegi, ravi nahi sudhrega to wo sudhar degi
sunidhi-hehe sahi kaha didi, bas pata nahi mera beta suraj ka kya hoga
kamini-usko bhi koi na koi mil jayegi sunidhi aur aacha he hoga uske saath aakhir naye zamindaar hai na unke saath
shaam ko kabita thoda tahel rahete the ki savnam uske paas jati hai
savnam-badi maa ek baath pooch sakti hu aap sai
kabita-haan pooch mere bachiii
savnam-wo, wo akash bhaiya ghar ki sare aurato kai mard hai to.... .... mere kyu nahi hai ?
kabita yea bath sun kar thodi shock ho jati hai aur phir hasne lagti hai
savnam-aap has kyu rahi ho badi maa, meri mazak uuda rahe ho kya?
kabita-aare nahi, tu thodi na aurat hai tu aabhi ek ladki hai .
savnam-yea kayse baath huye, main badi hu
kabita-aapne daadi sai poochle
savnam-main nahi poochne wali aap he bataoo
kabita-nahi tu insab ka hissa nahi hai kyu ki seva karne wali kasam khati hai aur tu choti hai to yea yea niyam tere uper labu nahi hai , aur tere badi bhai thodi na tujhe ise sab ka hisaa banne dengai ,tu aakeli ladki hai ise ghar mai aabhi jo khud ki marji ka malkin hai
savnam-sun kar to aachaa lagg raha hai. to main kisi sai shadi kar sakti hu
kabita-hehe haan , haan tere marji sai aur main bhi teri sahiyog karungi
savnam-sach main? thank you badi maa ,you are the best
kabita-aur tere badi bhai
savnam-wo bure hai , unsai to baath nahi karne wali
kabita-hehe, math karna yahe uske saja hogi
savnam-haan sahi kaha aapne
kabita-aur yea jo bhai bahen aane wali hai unka kya
savnam-unko to dher sara pyaar dungi main
kabita-aur kabita ka kya
savnam-wo mujhe aabhi bhi pasand nahi
kabita-tu bhi na aab to bhabhi hai to usse aab kyu ghussa rahena
savnam-pata nahi lakin jab bhi wo bade bhai ki paas hote hai to mujhe ghusaa aata hai
kabita-hehe wo kyu bhala
savnam-pata nahi aaysa kyu lagta hai, lakin aaysa lagta hai ki .pata nahi kaysa lagta hai
kabita-to main bhi tere bhabi hu wo
savnam- aapko main sahe lungi
kabita-hehe, tu bhi kisi sai kam nahi hai savnam to us din kyu ro rahe the
savnam-pata nahi kyu ? badi maa lakin usdin mujhe aaysa laga ki maire aandar (dil ki jagha par isara karte huye) kuch tooth raha ho aur aab bhi aaysa lagta hai ki kuch tooth kar bikhar raha hai hai, mujhe aajib tarha ka dard hota hai
kabita-aaysa dard kab huya tha pahele
savnam-jab wo delhi jane ki baath bole tab aur usse pahale jab unko sunidhi ki saath kiss karte huye dekhi the....
yea baath sun kar kabita thodi hairan ho jati hai
kabita mann he mann mai-yea sab baate akash sai judi huye kyu hai?, iska matlab yea akash sai ........ nahi nahi sayad savnam akash ko ek bade bhai ki tarha pyaar karte hai ise liyea aaysa huya hoga
kabita-koi baath nahi aaysa hota he raheta hai. aab tum ja kar padhai main mann lagaoo thik hai
savnam-thik hai badi maa
savnam chali jati hai waha sai
naaani-tu ghum kyu rahe hai kabita ja kar aaram kar
kabita-haan haan . yea tahelne bhi nahi de rahe hai
dhere dhere waqt beethne lag gaya tha aur election ka mahol garmata ja raha tha aur dushre taraf kabita aur sunidhi kai bajan badhta ja raha tha ....
aur kabita aur sunidi ki 9 wa mahena suru hone he wala tha-
kamini ravi kai saath phone par baath karte huye--
kamini- beta tum padhai sahi sai kar rahe ho na, isse baath aache number aane chahiyea
ravi-haan maa main apne dhyan padhai mai laga raha hu
kamini-aur sun tera yaha riste ki baath chal rahe hai
ravi-main, maira rista
kamini-haan tere rista, pinki kai saath kaysa rahega?
ravi-nahi , mujhe nahi chahiyea pinki
kamini-kya bol raha hai beta ? aachi ladki to hai humri yaha bhi aati jati raheti hai aur teri choti bahen savnam ki saheli bhi to hai
ravi-phir bhi mujhe usse shadi nahi karni
kamini-kyu nahi? padhai likhai mai tujsai bhi aachi hai aur uske saath tera rista teri badi maa thik karrne wali hai aur tu mana nahi kar sakta
ravi-nahi mujhe mujhe yea shadi nahi karni to nahi karne
kamini-to tujhe koi pasand hai to bol de
ravi-mujhe tum pasand ho maa ....
kamini shock ho jati hai yea baath sun kar...
Dushre taraf
suraj aapni bed par leta huya gamm kai badalo sai ghira huya tha tha,
wo kya kare usko kuch bhi samajh nahi aaraha tha usko aaysa lagg raha tha ki uske zindegi aab khatam hone wali hai jiske aage usko koi manjil he nahi hai . wo apne bed sai uuth kar apne mu dho leta hai aur kamre sai nikal kar apne maa ki kamre ki aur ja kar uske muskarate chahere ko dekhta hai jo ki bahut khus the aur uske badi maa kai saath baith kar baate kar rahe thee. jisko dekh kar sunidhi muskara deti hai aur suraj aapne dukh aapne aandar rakh kar ek smile deta hai taki uske aandar ka dukh uske maa sunidhi ko pata na chale aur wo dukhi na ho apne beti hai liya ..
suraj ki najar uske maa ki pet par bhi jati hai jo ki badhta gaya tha poore tarha sai jisko wo thode der dekh kar ghar ki seema par khada ho jata hai jaha sai kuch log political poster le kar ja rahe the, jisme sai ek jagha uske bade bhai ka photo tha aurr saaf saaf aksar main likha huya tha " jamindaar ji ki piche khade ho aur inke candidate ko jitayea" jisko wo dekh raha tha aur uske piche thode der baadh aur ek poter le dushre kuch log aarahe the jaha pratab ji ki candidate ko jitane ki baath likh huye the jisko dekh kar wo thoda ghussa aajata hai aur wo daud kar uske poster kai paas ja kar uss poster kai uper jhapat padta hai aur phadne lagg jata hai jiss ko har koi dekh raha tha aaysa karte huye ...
tab prachar karne wali log usko yea sab karte dekhte hai aur kafe ghussa ho jate hai aur suraj ko pakad kar pitne he wale the ki ganv ki logg daudte huye aajate hai
ganv kai log-usko chod do barna tum log yaha sai chal kar nahi ja paooge
pratab ki supporter- ise bachee na paratab ji ka poster phada hai , iska anjam bahut bura hoga
ganv kai log- teri pratab ji ki aaysi ki taisi yea zamindaar ji ka ganv hai samjha
pratab ki supporter-kya bola be pratab ji kai baare mai
pratab ki supporite aage badhne lagta hai aur uske aadmi ki uper hamla karne ki koshish karta he hai ki ganv wali bhed jate hai aur waha mar pit suru ho jati hai ..........
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Ab toh ladai hogi suraj ki gand todi jayegi(chutiya ladki ke liye emotional ho raha hai jo usko bhag laude bol diya) fir sunidhi ka emotional drama and akash ki entry (oh shit spoiler de diya ; akash bhai to me : tu karle pahele
)⚠⚠;lekin disha nahi badal rahi hai disha apni pratab dikha rahi hai
aur sulochana apne aap se lad rahi hai kyun ki uski maa usse sabse dur jo kar rakaha hai 'tum alag ho' chutiyapa bol kar khair savanam ka gussa constat hai magar unknowingly akash ke prati uska pyar dikh raha hai jo usne kavita se sanjha kiya hai( apun ko aisich jyada scene mangta hai boss)
)⚠⚠;lekin disha nahi badal rahi hai disha apni pratab dikha rahi hai aur sulochana apne aap se lad rahi hai kyun ki uski maa usse sabse dur jo kar rakaha hai 'tum alag ho' chutiyapa bol kar khair savanam ka gussa constat hai magar unknowingly akash ke prati uska pyar dikh raha hai jo usne kavita se sanjha kiya hai( apun ko aisich jyada scene mangta hai boss)Superb updateupdate- 75
aagle din--
kabita , sunidhi ek jagha baith karr baate karte ja rahe the phus phusate huye aur haste he ja rahe the dono tabhi naani bhi aajati hai , sunidhi ise waqt mai dherre dherre kabita ki saath mil kar khul kar baate karne mai lagg gaye thee.
naani-tum dono kya yu baith kar baate he karte rahogi aapna khayal bhi to rakhaa karo thik hai
kabita-rakh to rahe hai aur aap sab to ho he humara khayal rakhne kai liyea hai na sunidhi
sunidhi-haan maa aap fikar math karo
dono bahene phir sai phus phusa kar baate karne main lagg jati hai
naani-itna kya mazedaar baath chit kar raheti ho tum dono ki bas haste he ja rahe ho
kabita-aapkai damad kai baare main baath kar rahe hai maa , sunna hai kya
naani-damad ji kai baare mai ulta seedha baath to nahi kar rahe ho dono
kabita-uske baare main ulta baath hum kyu kare maaa, wo to khud hume uulta sedha karki daalta hai, ufff
sunidhi-hehe haan maa
naani-dhat main yea sab sunne thodi na aaye hu
kabita-tum na aapne damad kai baare main bura sunn he nahi pati ho
naani-kyu suni wo damad ji hai aur unke baare mai bura nahi bolte
kabita-main toh sach bolti hu maa jitna sedha dekhte hai tere damad utna hai nahi , bister main jate he saitan bann kar halat kharab kar deta hai . hai na sunidhi?
sunidhi-ji didi
naani-hat tum dono main jati hu
sunidhi- kaha ja rahe ho maa baitho na humare saath
dono bahene mil kar apne maa ko un dono kai beech mai baitha dete hai
naani-aare jane bhi do
kabita-kaha jaoo gi ?
naani-tum dono na baisarm ho gaye ho? , pata nahi damad ji kya sochenge ki unki naani ne kuch aacha sekhaya nahi
kabita -usko kya padi hai jo sochega ? usko to sochne sai zayda karna pasand hai
naani-chod chodo tum dono mujhe, aab main tum dono ki baate nahi sun sakti ,damad ji kai baare main
kabita-hehe, thik hai maa aapne damad bahu aache sai thik hai, itne aache sai ki , apna hatiyaar aap ki in do beti ki aandar dal kar yea pet bhari kar di hai
naani-tum dono ki yea baate sun kar dil karta hai tere pita kai ghar chali jayu
tabhi kabita thode chup ho jati hai aur sunidhi bhi
sunidh-aap nahi ja sakti maa
naani-kyu ki aab tere pita kisi aur kai yaha kaam karte hai
sunidhi-nahi maa wo baath nahi , aap nahi ja sakti kyu ki aab aap
kabita-kyu ki aap par akash ne apne mohar laga dia hai
naani-kya? kayse mohar lagaya hai damad ji ne
kabita-us tarha ka jayse sunidhi par laga tha daasi hone ka
naani-kya? lakin yea saab
kabita-chinta math karo maa isse kuch bura nahi hoga aab aap humare saath he yaha rahengi jayse raha rahe hai aurr apne pota bana damad ji ki seva bhi to kar sakenge hehe
kabita aur sunidhi dono haaste hai
naani-bas karo tum dono, main jati hu yaha sai barna tum dono keechai karte he rahogi
tabhi kamini bhi aajati hai
kamini- didi aaj khane mai kya banayu aap dono kai liyea khatta ya meetha
kabita-khatta bana aaj khane ka kafe mood bahut hai
sunidhi-haan han
kamini-aare didi khatta to aabhi mil jayega aachar lati hu na
kabita-haan han la nek kam mai deri kayse?
kamini thode der main aachar le kar aate hai jo ki dono bahene khane lagg jate hai
kamini-base aaj kya baate chal rahe the aap dono kai beech
kabita- tere naye zamindaar ki baare main .aaja yaha baith baate karte hai
kamini bhi sunne baith jati hai dono ki baate
kamini-to zamindaar ji ki kon se baare main baath chal rahe hai
kabita-uske mote hatiyaarr kai baare main hehehe
sunidhi-didi yea aachar khate waqt aaye baath kar rahe hai aap
kabita-isme he to maza hai sunidhi, is khatte ko teast karte huye to aur bhi maza aayega kayse hatiyar choos rahe ho hehehe hai na kamini
kamini-hehe haan didi main bhi aachar kha lati hu mujhe bhi maza aayega
kabita-haan haan le chosste huye baath kar
sunidhi-aap ki baath sun kar mujhe aab aajib sa lagg raha hai
kamini-aajib kaysa mujhe to aachaa lagg raha hai
kabita-dekhoo karmini ki teast aache hai
sunidhi-didi
3no khilkhila kar hasne lagg jati hai ..........
sulochana kamre kai thik bahar 3 no ki hasi ko dekh rahe the dur sai
sulochana-sare didiya kitne khus hai naye zamindaar sai aur kitne aache sai baath kar rahe hai lakin mujhe kafe sarm aarahe hai
daadi-tu kya kar rahe hai yaha
daadi sulochana ko kitchen ki taraf le jati hai
sulochana-wo baate sun rahe thee
daadi-tu unke tarha nahi hai , tu bahut pyaari hai tu aache bache hai na meri
sulochana- aur kitne shalo tak aapki aache beti bann kar rahungi maa
sulochana ki jabab sun kar daadi thoda chock jati hai kyu ki sulochana ne kabhi palat kar jabab nahi diya tha jo ki aaj de rahe hai aur yea aachanak sai nahi huya tha iske suruwat akash aur sulochana ki pahele chudai kai baadh ho chuki the jaha sai sulochana bhi aapne pankh phadphada kar uudhna chahati the apne badi bahen kamini ki tarrha aur aapne maa ki pallu sai bahar aane ki
baare mai sochne lagg gaye the aur jab sai kabita gharr main aaye the tab sai wo kabita ,sunidhi aur kamini ko ek saath baate karte aur maze karte dekh kar wo aakela pan mahesus karne lagti the. wo dhere dhere un teeno kai saath samil hona chahati the . wo bhi chahati the ki bas ise kitchen aur daadi ki aalaba bhi kuch zindegi ho uske , aur aaj jayse he daadi uske pankh ko
apne isare par aandar rakhne ki baath karte hai tab slochana ki mu sai aapne aap he yea baath nikal jata hai
daadi-tujhe kya ho gaya hai beti
sulochana-sorry maa , main wo ...ji main khana banati hu
daadi sulochana ki badlaabh ko dekh kar shock ho jati hai aur waha sai chali jati hai
daadi-aab sayad meri bati bhi mujsai chin jayegi, sayad mujhe sulochana ka istamal akash ko rokne kai liyea nahi karna chahiyea tha sayad tab merre beti mujsai aaj ise tarha palat kar jaba nahi deti
aab pachata kar kya faida jab chidiya chub gaye khet yea soch kar daadi bahar aapne beta dhirendra kai paas jati hai jo raghunath aur rajesh ki saath baith kar sarre hisab kitab ki suchi bana rahe thee aur suraj bhi waha moujid tha ..
dhirendra-beta suraj tum to kafe aache sai sambhal rrrahe ho hisab kitab
surraj-aurr kuch karne ko hai nahi bade papa to yahe karki time paas karta hu
dhirendra- aur police station mai hajri ka kya huya
suraj-wo subha he ja kar aaye hu
dhirendrra-bahut badhia
suraj-wo bade papa wo police startion main bol rhae the ki main phir sai jald ja sakta hu
dhirendra-aare chinta mat kar akash apne poore koshish kar raha hai aur lagatar yaha ki police station ki aadhikarrio sai bhi baath karr rraha hai ,ise liyea to tu yaha hai
suraj-ji janta hu
dhirrendra-to aab chinta math kar
daadi-lakin wo samdhan ji ka kya
dhirendra-wo to aabhi bhi pratab papa ki saath kaam kar rahe hai maa
daadi-aaysa kya kar dia unhone jo unko waha naukar ki tarha kaam karna padd raha hai
dhirendra-wo khud ko bech dia hai maa, sayad kuch karz kai karan aur sayad navin (akash ka mama) bhi unke hatte chad sakta hai
suraj-iska matlab
dhirendrra-ki terre mama ko bhi unke waha naukar banna padega ..aur wo paisa ka use kar ki paas kai kafe zamino par bhi kabja kar chuke hai isbeech aur kuch nahi kia gaya to bhari nuksan hone ki sambhabana hai
rajesh- maine suna hai pratab ji kisi sai shadi karne wala hai ?
dhirendra-haan koi ladki hai disha usse
suraj yea sun kar shock ho jata hai .
suraj-disha sai ? wo itne aged ho kar disha sai shadi kyu
suraj yea bol kar aandar chala jata hai
dhirendra- ise kya huya
daadi-yea wahe ladki hai jiske karan iske uper case chal raha hai tumko nahi pata tha kya beta
dhirendra-us ladki ka naam dhisha hai yea nahi pata tha maa
suraj apne kamre main ja kar phone lagata hai
suraj-tum shadi kar rahe ho? tum kayse shadi kar sakti hoo wo bhi unsai
--main shadi kar rahe hu suraj , aab tum mujko bhul he jaoo yahe sahi hoga .. aab sayad hum kabhi nahi mil payenge
suraj-main yea shadi.....................
-nahi tum aaysa kuch nahi karoge ? ise mai he hum sab ki bhalai hai suraj ........ bye
suraj yea baath sun kar apne ser niche kar leta hai ........
Dushre taraf -
kabita , sunidhi aur kamini baith karr akash sai phone par baate kar rahe thee
akash-kya kha rahe ho tum dono jo moti ho gaye ho itne , kha kha kar pet badha rahe ho
kabita-badmash yea tere bachee ki wajay sai ho raha hai, pet to badhaga he na
akash-haha aare main to mazak kar raha tha merrre dono motiaa
sunidhi-yea to humko motiaa bol rahe hai didi
kabita-hu ... tera lia itne hum dono ne itna kuch kia aur tu hum ko aaysa bol raha hai aab ja tujsai baath nahi karengi
sunidhi-main to karrungi
kamini-mujhe to bola nahi
kabita-bolta to
kamini-zamindaarr ji sai phir bhi baath karrte
akash-haha
kabita- yea dono aachanak sai mere dushman bann jati hai tere karan
yea bol kar kabita sunidhi aur kamini ki kaan marod deti hai
akash-haha meri pyaari motiaa aab thik hai
kabita-haan aab thik hai
tabhi kamre main savnam aarahe the lakin wo loud speaker mai uske bade bhai ki aabaz sun kar ruk jati hai
kamini-aare yea to savnam hai
akash -hello savnam
kabita-aare aa apne bade bhai sai baath kar
savnam aapne mu phula leti hai
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savnam-mujhe koi baath nahi karni ,, huh
kabita-lagta hai tujsai naraj hai
akash -hahaha thik hai mujhe thoda kaam hai yaha, aapna khayal rakhna aur tum bhi kamini aur bye savnam
phone cut hote he savnam kabita ki paas aate hai
savnam-main naraj nahi hu , kyu honge unsai jo bhi jhut bolte hai
yea bol kar savnam kabita ki gale lagg jati hai
kabita-haan tu to meri pyaari bachee hai
savnam-han main aab sai aapki he beti hu aur kisi ki kuch nahi hu
savnam ki baath sun kar sunidhi aur kamini dono kuch samajh nahi pa rahe the ki ho kya raha hai tab wo dono haas dete hai
kabita-chup ho jaoo dono
savnam-aap ki to kabhi bhi kuch nahi lagungi main
savnam sunidhi ki aur ishara karki bolte hai jisse sunidhi chup ho jati hai aur thodi uudas ho jati hai
kabita-aare aaysa nahi bolte , baise tu 2 bachoo ki badi bahen banne wali hai phir sai
savnam-haan ye to sach kaha , baise aap ka pet bada ho gaya hai
kabita-aare budbak hota hai aaysa
savnam-iska kya naam rakhoge?
kamini-paida to hone do savnam uske baadh rakh dena
savnam-main aapsai bhi ghussa hu kamini maa aap bhi mujsai baath math karo
yea bol kar savnam waha sai chali jati hai
kamnini-isko kya huya hai itne mahene ho gaya phir bhi
kabita-wo akash ki karan tum par ghussa nikal rahe hai
kamini-zamindaar ji kai karan to usai baath kyu nahi karti
kabita- baath karegi to thode na ghussa nikal payegi hehe
3no phir sai hasne lagti hai
kabita-tum savnam ki baath ka bura nahi manna sunidhi
sunidhi-lakin savnam to pahele sai he mujhe na pasand karti hai didi
kabita-hmm to main ise baare mai usse baath karungi
sunidhi-lakin aap moti to kafe ho gaye ho hehe
kabita-han tu bhi kam moti huya hai kya moti bahen hehe , kyu kamini
kamini-aap mota bolte ho to kuch aur he yaad aajata hai
kabita-mota hatiyar kya ? ka-mi-ni
kamini-haan hehehe
3no phir sai hasne lagti hai
kabita-baise ravi kyu nahi aaya tha kal?
kamini-uska aana bandh kar dia hai naye zamindaar ji
kabita-hmmm kuch soch kar he kia hoga akash ne
kamini-han uske padhai ki karan , wo kafe kam mark laya tha na ise liyea
kabita-uske shai bhi karwa lo
kamini-uske shadi ?
kabita-haan mere najar mai ladki bhi hai
kamini-kon
kabita-pinki. savnam ki saheli
kamini-kya?
sunidhi-haan wo pinki ravi kai liyea sahi rahegi
kamini-lakin wo kitni badboli hai aur ravi kitna santh
kamini-ise liyea to sahi rahegi, ravi nahi sudhrega to wo sudhar degi
sunidhi-hehe sahi kaha didi, bas pata nahi mera beta suraj ka kya hoga
kamini-usko bhi koi na koi mil jayegi sunidhi aur aacha he hoga uske saath aakhir naye zamindaar hai na unke saath
shaam ko kabita thoda tahel rahete the ki savnam uske paas jati hai
savnam-badi maa ek baath pooch sakti hu aap sai
kabita-haan pooch mere bachiii
savnam-wo, wo akash bhaiya ghar ki sare aurato kai mard hai to.... .... mere kyu nahi hai ?
kabita yea bath sun kar thodi shock ho jati hai aur phir hasne lagti hai
savnam-aap has kyu rahi ho badi maa, meri mazak uuda rahe ho kya?
kabita-aare nahi, tu thodi na aurat hai tu aabhi ek ladki hai .
savnam-yea kayse baath huye, main badi hu
kabita-aapne daadi sai poochle
savnam-main nahi poochne wali aap he bataoo
kabita-nahi tu insab ka hissa nahi hai kyu ki seva karne wali kasam khati hai aur tu choti hai to yea yea niyam tere uper labu nahi hai , aur tere badi bhai thodi na tujhe ise sab ka hisaa banne dengai ,tu aakeli ladki hai ise ghar mai aabhi jo khud ki marji ka malkin hai
savnam-sun kar to aachaa lagg raha hai. to main kisi sai shadi kar sakti hu
kabita-hehe haan , haan tere marji sai aur main bhi teri sahiyog karungi
savnam-sach main? thank you badi maa ,you are the best
kabita-aur tere badi bhai
savnam-wo bure hai , unsai to baath nahi karne wali
kabita-hehe, math karna yahe uske saja hogi
savnam-haan sahi kaha aapne
kabita-aur yea jo bhai bahen aane wali hai unka kya
savnam-unko to dher sara pyaar dungi main
kabita-aur kabita ka kya
savnam-wo mujhe aabhi bhi pasand nahi
kabita-tu bhi na aab to bhabhi hai to usse aab kyu ghussa rahena
savnam-pata nahi lakin jab bhi wo bade bhai ki paas hote hai to mujhe ghusaa aata hai
kabita-hehe wo kyu bhala
savnam-pata nahi aaysa kyu lagta hai, lakin aaysa lagta hai ki .pata nahi kaysa lagta hai
kabita-to main bhi tere bhabi hu wo
savnam- aapko main sahe lungi
kabita-hehe, tu bhi kisi sai kam nahi hai savnam to us din kyu ro rahe the
savnam-pata nahi kyu ? badi maa lakin usdin mujhe aaysa laga ki maire aandar (dil ki jagha par isara karte huye) kuch tooth raha ho aur aab bhi aaysa lagta hai ki kuch tooth kar bikhar raha hai hai, mujhe aajib tarha ka dard hota hai
kabita-aaysa dard kab huya tha pahele
savnam-jab wo delhi jane ki baath bole tab aur usse pahale jab unko sunidhi ki saath kiss karte huye dekhi the....
yea baath sun kar kabita thodi hairan ho jati hai
kabita mann he mann mai-yea sab baate akash sai judi huye kyu hai?, iska matlab yea akash sai ........ nahi nahi sayad savnam akash ko ek bade bhai ki tarha pyaar karte hai ise liyea aaysa huya hoga
kabita-koi baath nahi aaysa hota he raheta hai. aab tum ja kar padhai main mann lagaoo thik hai
savnam-thik hai badi maa
savnam chali jati hai waha sai
naaani-tu ghum kyu rahe hai kabita ja kar aaram kar
kabita-haan haan . yea tahelne bhi nahi de rahe hai
dhere dhere waqt beethne lag gaya tha aur election ka mahol garmata ja raha tha aur dushre taraf kabita aur sunidhi kai bajan badhta ja raha tha ....
aur kabita aur sunidi ki 9 wa mahena suru hone he wala tha-
kamini ravi kai saath phone par baath karte huye--
kamini- beta tum padhai sahi sai kar rahe ho na, isse baath aache number aane chahiyea
ravi-haan maa main apne dhyan padhai mai laga raha hu
kamini-aur sun tera yaha riste ki baath chal rahe hai
ravi-main, maira rista
kamini-haan tere rista, pinki kai saath kaysa rahega?
ravi-nahi , mujhe nahi chahiyea pinki
kamini-kya bol raha hai beta ? aachi ladki to hai humri yaha bhi aati jati raheti hai aur teri choti bahen savnam ki saheli bhi to hai
ravi-phir bhi mujhe usse shadi nahi karni
kamini-kyu nahi? padhai likhai mai tujsai bhi aachi hai aur uske saath tera rista teri badi maa thik karrne wali hai aur tu mana nahi kar sakta
ravi-nahi mujhe mujhe yea shadi nahi karni to nahi karne
kamini-to tujhe koi pasand hai to bol de
ravi-mujhe tum pasand ho maa ....
kamini shock ho jati hai yea baath sun kar...
Dushre taraf
suraj aapni bed par leta huya gamm kai badalo sai ghira huya tha tha,
wo kya kare usko kuch bhi samajh nahi aaraha tha usko aaysa lagg raha tha ki uske zindegi aab khatam hone wali hai jiske aage usko koi manjil he nahi hai . wo apne bed sai uuth kar apne mu dho leta hai aur kamre sai nikal kar apne maa ki kamre ki aur ja kar uske muskarate chahere ko dekhta hai jo ki bahut khus the aur uske badi maa kai saath baith kar baate kar rahe thee. jisko dekh kar sunidhi muskara deti hai aur suraj aapne dukh aapne aandar rakh kar ek smile deta hai taki uske aandar ka dukh uske maa sunidhi ko pata na chale aur wo dukhi na ho apne beti hai liya ..
suraj ki najar uske maa ki pet par bhi jati hai jo ki badhta gaya tha poore tarha sai jisko wo thode der dekh kar ghar ki seema par khada ho jata hai jaha sai kuch log political poster le kar ja rahe the, jisme sai ek jagha uske bade bhai ka photo tha aurr saaf saaf aksar main likha huya tha " jamindaar ji ki piche khade ho aur inke candidate ko jitayea" jisko wo dekh raha tha aur uske piche thode der baadh aur ek poter le dushre kuch log aarahe the jaha pratab ji ki candidate ko jitane ki baath likh huye the jisko dekh kar wo thoda ghussa aajata hai aur wo daud kar uske poster kai paas ja kar uss poster kai uper jhapat padta hai aur phadne lagg jata hai jiss ko har koi dekh raha tha aaysa karte huye ...
tab prachar karne wali log usko yea sab karte dekhte hai aur kafe ghussa ho jate hai aur suraj ko pakad kar pitne he wale the ki ganv ki logg daudte huye aajate hai
ganv kai log-usko chod do barna tum log yaha sai chal kar nahi ja paooge
pratab ki supporter- ise bachee na paratab ji ka poster phada hai , iska anjam bahut bura hoga
ganv kai log- teri pratab ji ki aaysi ki taisi yea zamindaar ji ka ganv hai samjha
pratab ki supporter-kya bola be pratab ji kai baare mai
pratab ki supporite aage badhne lagta hai aur ganv kai aadmi ki uper hamla karne ki koshish karta he hai ki ganv wali bhed jate hai aur waha mar pit suru ho jati hai ..........
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Mast update bro.. Sunidhi aur kabita ki mast baate, sulochana ka badlab, suraj ka pyar hukka bar mast ekdam
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hilauchand ravi kya kamini ki jawani sambhal payega ya phir apne maa ka bhosda(jo ki dada pote milke bana chuke hein) dekh kar 
marega kyunki uski kasrat ka fal uske exam ke report aur hath ke nason mein dikh raha hai ek mein gir raha hai aur dusre mein badh raha hai kahin ye shadi tak chal na paye apne maarne ki kriya ke kaaran aur pata chala shadi ke fere lene ke liye glucose chadha ke khatyia mein aa raha ho hospital se pinki ke liye.
marega kyunki uski kasrat ka fal uske exam ke report aur hath ke nason mein dikh raha hai ek mein gir raha hai aur dusre mein badh raha hai kahin ye shadi tak chal na paye apne maarne ki kriya ke kaaran aur pata chala shadi ke fere lene ke liye glucose chadha ke khatyia mein aa raha ho hospital se pinki ke liye.
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Amazing update...update- 75
aagle din--
kabita , sunidhi ek jagha baith karr baate karte ja rahe the phus phusate huye aur haste he ja rahe the dono tabhi naani bhi aajati hai , sunidhi ise waqt mai dherre dherre kabita ki saath mil kar khul kar baate karne mai lagg gaye thee.
naani-tum dono kya yu baith kar baate he karte rahogi aapna khayal bhi to rakhaa karo thik hai
kabita-rakh to rahe hai aur aap sab to ho he humara khayal rakhne kai liyea hai na sunidhi
sunidhi-haan maa aap fikar math karo
dono bahene phir sai phus phusa kar baate karne main lagg jati hai
naani-itna kya mazedaar baath chit kar raheti ho tum dono ki bas haste he ja rahe ho
kabita-aapkai damad kai baare main baath kar rahe hai maa , sunna hai kya
naani-damad ji kai baare mai ulta seedha baath to nahi kar rahe ho dono
kabita-uske baare main ulta baath hum kyu kare maaa, wo to khud hume uulta sedha karki daalta hai, ufff
sunidhi-hehe haan maa
naani-dhat main yea sab sunne thodi na aaye hu
kabita-tum na aapne damad kai baare main bura sunn he nahi pati ho
naani-kyu suni wo damad ji hai aur unke baare mai bura nahi bolte
kabita-main toh sach bolti hu maa jitna sedha dekhte hai tere damad utna hai nahi , bister main jate he saitan bann kar halat kharab kar deta hai . hai na sunidhi?
sunidhi-ji didi
naani-hat tum dono main jati hu
sunidhi- kaha ja rahe ho maa baitho na humare saath
dono bahene mil kar apne maa ko un dono kai beech mai baitha dete hai
naani-aare jane bhi do
kabita-kaha jaoo gi ?
naani-tum dono na baisarm ho gaye ho? , pata nahi damad ji kya sochenge ki unki naani ne kuch aacha sekhaya nahi
kabita -usko kya padi hai jo sochega ? usko to sochne sai zayda karna pasand hai
naani-chod chodo tum dono mujhe, aab main tum dono ki baate nahi sun sakti ,damad ji kai baare main
kabita-hehe, thik hai maa aapne damad bahu aache sai thik hai, itne aache sai ki , apna hatiyaar aap ki in do beti ki aandar dal kar yea pet bhari kar di hai
naani-tum dono ki yea baate sun kar dil karta hai tere pita kai ghar chali jayu
tabhi kabita thode chup ho jati hai aur sunidhi bhi
sunidh-aap nahi ja sakti maa
naani-kyu ki aab tere pita kisi aur kai yaha kaam karte hai
sunidhi-nahi maa wo baath nahi , aap nahi ja sakti kyu ki aab aap
kabita-kyu ki aap par akash ne apne mohar laga dia hai
naani-kya? kayse mohar lagaya hai damad ji ne
kabita-us tarha ka jayse sunidhi par laga tha daasi hone ka
naani-kya? lakin yea saab
kabita-chinta math karo maa isse kuch bura nahi hoga aab aap humare saath he yaha rahengi jayse raha rahe hai aurr apne pota bana damad ji ki seva bhi to kar sakenge hehe
kabita aur sunidhi dono haaste hai
naani-bas karo tum dono, main jati hu yaha sai barna tum dono keechai karte he rahogi
tabhi kamini bhi aajati hai
kamini- didi aaj khane mai kya banayu aap dono kai liyea khatta ya meetha
kabita-khatta bana aaj khane ka kafe mood bahut hai
sunidhi-haan han
kamini-aare didi khatta to aabhi mil jayega aachar lati hu na
kabita-haan han la nek kam mai deri kayse?
kamini thode der main aachar le kar aate hai jo ki dono bahene khane lagg jate hai
kamini-base aaj kya baate chal rahe the aap dono kai beech
kabita- tere naye zamindaar ki baare main .aaja yaha baith baate karte hai
kamini bhi sunne baith jati hai dono ki baate
kamini-to zamindaar ji ki kon se baare main baath chal rahe hai
kabita-uske mote hatiyaarr kai baare main hehehe
sunidhi-didi yea aachar khate waqt aaye baath kar rahe hai aap
kabita-isme he to maza hai sunidhi, is khatte ko teast karte huye to aur bhi maza aayega kayse hatiyar choos rahe ho hehehe hai na kamini
kamini-hehe haan didi main bhi aachar kha lati hu mujhe bhi maza aayega
kabita-haan haan le chosste huye baath kar
sunidhi-aap ki baath sun kar mujhe aab aajib sa lagg raha hai
kamini-aajib kaysa mujhe to aachaa lagg raha hai
kabita-dekhoo karmini ki teast aache hai
sunidhi-didi
3no khilkhila kar hasne lagg jati hai ..........
sulochana kamre kai thik bahar 3 no ki hasi ko dekh rahe the dur sai
sulochana-sare didiya kitne khus hai naye zamindaar sai aur kitne aache sai baath kar rahe hai lakin mujhe kafe sarm aarahe hai
daadi-tu kya kar rahe hai yaha
daadi sulochana ko kitchen ki taraf le jati hai
sulochana-wo baate sun rahe thee
daadi-tu unke tarha nahi hai , tu bahut pyaari hai tu aache bache hai na meri
sulochana- aur kitne shalo tak aapki aache beti bann kar rahungi maa
sulochana ki jabab sun kar daadi thoda chock jati hai kyu ki sulochana ne kabhi palat kar jabab nahi diya tha jo ki aaj de rahe hai aur yea aachanak sai nahi huya tha iske suruwat akash aur sulochana ki pahele chudai kai baadh ho chuki the jaha sai sulochana bhi aapne pankh phadphada kar uudhna chahati the apne badi bahen kamini ki tarrha aur aapne maa ki pallu sai bahar aane ki
baare mai sochne lagg gaye the aur jab sai kabita gharr main aaye the tab sai wo kabita ,sunidhi aur kamini ko ek saath baate karte aur maze karte dekh kar wo aakela pan mahesus karne lagti the. wo dhere dhere un teeno kai saath samil hona chahati the . wo bhi chahati the ki bas ise kitchen aur daadi ki aalaba bhi kuch zindegi ho uske , aur aaj jayse he daadi uske pankh ko
apne isare par aandar rakhne ki baath karte hai tab slochana ki mu sai aapne aap he yea baath nikal jata hai
daadi-tujhe kya ho gaya hai beti
sulochana-sorry maa , main wo ...ji main khana banati hu
daadi sulochana ki badlaabh ko dekh kar shock ho jati hai aur waha sai chali jati hai
daadi-aab sayad meri bati bhi mujsai chin jayegi, sayad mujhe sulochana ka istamal akash ko rokne kai liyea nahi karna chahiyea tha sayad tab merre beti mujsai aaj ise tarha palat kar jaba nahi deti
aab pachata kar kya faida jab chidiya chub gaye khet yea soch kar daadi bahar aapne beta dhirendra kai paas jati hai jo raghunath aur rajesh ki saath baith kar sarre hisab kitab ki suchi bana rahe thee aur suraj bhi waha moujid tha ..
dhirendra-beta suraj tum to kafe aache sai sambhal rrrahe ho hisab kitab
surraj-aurr kuch karne ko hai nahi bade papa to yahe karki time paas karta hu
dhirendra- aur police station mai hajri ka kya huya
suraj-wo subha he ja kar aaye hu
dhirendrra-bahut badhia
suraj-wo bade papa wo police startion main bol rhae the ki main phir sai jald ja sakta hu
dhirendra-aare chinta mat kar akash apne poore koshish kar raha hai aur lagatar yaha ki police station ki aadhikarrio sai bhi baath karr rraha hai ,ise liyea to tu yaha hai
suraj-ji janta hu
dhirrendra-to aab chinta math kar
daadi-lakin wo samdhan ji ka kya
dhirendra-wo to aabhi bhi pratab papa ki saath kaam kar rahe hai maa
daadi-aaysa kya kar dia unhone jo unko waha naukar ki tarha kaam karna padd raha hai
dhirendra-wo khud ko bech dia hai maa, sayad kuch karz kai karan aur sayad navin (akash ka mama) bhi unke hatte chad sakta hai
suraj-iska matlab
dhirendrra-ki terre mama ko bhi unke waha naukar banna padega ..aur wo paisa ka use kar ki paas kai kafe zamino par bhi kabja kar chuke hai isbeech aur kuch nahi kia gaya to bhari nuksan hone ki sambhabana hai
rajesh- maine suna hai pratab ji kisi sai shadi karne wala hai ?
dhirendra-haan koi ladki hai disha usse
suraj yea sun kar shock ho jata hai .
suraj-disha sai ? wo itne aged ho kar disha sai shadi kyu
suraj yea bol kar aandar chala jata hai
dhirendra- ise kya huya
daadi-yea wahe ladki hai jiske karan iske uper case chal raha hai tumko nahi pata tha kya beta
dhirendra-us ladki ka naam dhisha hai yea nahi pata tha maa
suraj apne kamre main ja kar phone lagata hai
suraj-tum shadi kar rahe ho? tum kayse shadi kar sakti hoo wo bhi unsai
--main shadi kar rahe hu suraj , aab tum mujko bhul he jaoo yahe sahi hoga .. aab sayad hum kabhi nahi mil payenge
suraj-main yea shadi.....................
-nahi tum aaysa kuch nahi karoge ? ise mai he hum sab ki bhalai hai suraj ........ bye
suraj yea baath sun kar apne ser niche kar leta hai ........
Dushre taraf -
kabita , sunidhi aur kamini baith karr akash sai phone par baate kar rahe thee
akash-kya kha rahe ho tum dono jo moti ho gaye ho itne , kha kha kar pet badha rahe ho
kabita-badmash yea tere bachee ki wajay sai ho raha hai, pet to badhaga he na
akash-haha aare main to mazak kar raha tha merrre dono motiaa
sunidhi-yea to humko motiaa bol rahe hai didi
kabita-hu ... tera lia itne hum dono ne itna kuch kia aur tu hum ko aaysa bol raha hai aab ja tujsai baath nahi karengi
sunidhi-main to karrungi
kamini-mujhe to bola nahi
kabita-bolta to
kamini-zamindaarr ji sai phir bhi baath karrte
akash-haha
kabita- yea dono aachanak sai mere dushman bann jati hai tere karan
yea bol kar kabita sunidhi aur kamini ki kaan marod deti hai
akash-haha meri pyaari motiaa aab thik hai
kabita-haan aab thik hai
tabhi kamre main savnam aarahe the lakin wo loud speaker mai uske bade bhai ki aabaz sun kar ruk jati hai
kamini-aare yea to savnam hai
akash -hello savnam
kabita-aare aa apne bade bhai sai baath kar
savnam aapne mu phula leti hai
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savnam-mujhe koi baath nahi karni ,, huh
kabita-lagta hai tujsai naraj hai
akash -hahaha thik hai mujhe thoda kaam hai yaha, aapna khayal rakhna aur tum bhi kamini aur bye savnam
phone cut hote he savnam kabita ki paas aate hai
savnam-main naraj nahi hu , kyu honge unsai jo bhi jhut bolte hai
yea bol kar savnam kabita ki gale lagg jati hai
kabita-haan tu to meri pyaari bachee hai
savnam-han main aab sai aapki he beti hu aur kisi ki kuch nahi hu
savnam ki baath sun kar sunidhi aur kamini dono kuch samajh nahi pa rahe the ki ho kya raha hai tab wo dono haas dete hai
kabita-chup ho jaoo dono
savnam-aap ki to kabhi bhi kuch nahi lagungi main
savnam sunidhi ki aur ishara karki bolte hai jisse sunidhi chup ho jati hai aur thodi uudas ho jati hai
kabita-aare aaysa nahi bolte , baise tu 2 bachoo ki badi bahen banne wali hai phir sai
savnam-haan ye to sach kaha , baise aap ka pet bada ho gaya hai
kabita-aare budbak hota hai aaysa
savnam-iska kya naam rakhoge?
kamini-paida to hone do savnam uske baadh rakh dena
savnam-main aapsai bhi ghussa hu kamini maa aap bhi mujsai baath math karo
yea bol kar savnam waha sai chali jati hai
kamnini-isko kya huya hai itne mahene ho gaya phir bhi
kabita-wo akash ki karan tum par ghussa nikal rahe hai
kamini-zamindaar ji kai karan to usai baath kyu nahi karti
kabita- baath karegi to thode na ghussa nikal payegi hehe
3no phir sai hasne lagti hai
kabita-tum savnam ki baath ka bura nahi manna sunidhi
sunidhi-lakin savnam to pahele sai he mujhe na pasand karti hai didi
kabita-hmm to main ise baare mai usse baath karungi
sunidhi-lakin aap moti to kafe ho gaye ho hehe
kabita-han tu bhi kam moti huya hai kya moti bahen hehe , kyu kamini
kamini-aap mota bolte ho to kuch aur he yaad aajata hai
kabita-mota hatiyar kya ? ka-mi-ni
kamini-haan hehehe
3no phir sai hasne lagti hai
kabita-baise ravi kyu nahi aaya tha kal?
kamini-uska aana bandh kar dia hai naye zamindaar ji
kabita-hmmm kuch soch kar he kia hoga akash ne
kamini-han uske padhai ki karan , wo kafe kam mark laya tha na ise liyea
kabita-uske shai bhi karwa lo
kamini-uske shadi ?
kabita-haan mere najar mai ladki bhi hai
kamini-kon
kabita-pinki. savnam ki saheli
kamini-kya?
sunidhi-haan wo pinki ravi kai liyea sahi rahegi
kamini-lakin wo kitni badboli hai aur ravi kitna santh
kamini-ise liyea to sahi rahegi, ravi nahi sudhrega to wo sudhar degi
sunidhi-hehe sahi kaha didi, bas pata nahi mera beta suraj ka kya hoga
kamini-usko bhi koi na koi mil jayegi sunidhi aur aacha he hoga uske saath aakhir naye zamindaar hai na unke saath
shaam ko kabita thoda tahel rahete the ki savnam uske paas jati hai
savnam-badi maa ek baath pooch sakti hu aap sai
kabita-haan pooch mere bachiii
savnam-wo, wo akash bhaiya ghar ki sare aurato kai mard hai to.... .... mere kyu nahi hai ?
kabita yea bath sun kar thodi shock ho jati hai aur phir hasne lagti hai
savnam-aap has kyu rahi ho badi maa, meri mazak uuda rahe ho kya?
kabita-aare nahi, tu thodi na aurat hai tu aabhi ek ladki hai .
savnam-yea kayse baath huye, main badi hu
kabita-aapne daadi sai poochle
savnam-main nahi poochne wali aap he bataoo
kabita-nahi tu insab ka hissa nahi hai kyu ki seva karne wali kasam khati hai aur tu choti hai to yea yea niyam tere uper labu nahi hai , aur tere badi bhai thodi na tujhe ise sab ka hisaa banne dengai ,tu aakeli ladki hai ise ghar mai aabhi jo khud ki marji ka malkin hai
savnam-sun kar to aachaa lagg raha hai. to main kisi sai shadi kar sakti hu
kabita-hehe haan , haan tere marji sai aur main bhi teri sahiyog karungi
savnam-sach main? thank you badi maa ,you are the best
kabita-aur tere badi bhai
savnam-wo bure hai , unsai to baath nahi karne wali
kabita-hehe, math karna yahe uske saja hogi
savnam-haan sahi kaha aapne
kabita-aur yea jo bhai bahen aane wali hai unka kya
savnam-unko to dher sara pyaar dungi main
kabita-aur kabita ka kya
savnam-wo mujhe aabhi bhi pasand nahi
kabita-tu bhi na aab to bhabhi hai to usse aab kyu ghussa rahena
savnam-pata nahi lakin jab bhi wo bade bhai ki paas hote hai to mujhe ghusaa aata hai
kabita-hehe wo kyu bhala
savnam-pata nahi aaysa kyu lagta hai, lakin aaysa lagta hai ki .pata nahi kaysa lagta hai
kabita-to main bhi tere bhabi hu wo
savnam- aapko main sahe lungi
kabita-hehe, tu bhi kisi sai kam nahi hai savnam to us din kyu ro rahe the
savnam-pata nahi kyu ? badi maa lakin usdin mujhe aaysa laga ki maire aandar (dil ki jagha par isara karte huye) kuch tooth raha ho aur aab bhi aaysa lagta hai ki kuch tooth kar bikhar raha hai hai, mujhe aajib tarha ka dard hota hai
kabita-aaysa dard kab huya tha pahele
savnam-jab wo delhi jane ki baath bole tab aur usse pahale jab unko sunidhi ki saath kiss karte huye dekhi the....
yea baath sun kar kabita thodi hairan ho jati hai
kabita mann he mann mai-yea sab baate akash sai judi huye kyu hai?, iska matlab yea akash sai ........ nahi nahi sayad savnam akash ko ek bade bhai ki tarha pyaar karte hai ise liyea aaysa huya hoga
kabita-koi baath nahi aaysa hota he raheta hai. aab tum ja kar padhai main mann lagaoo thik hai
savnam-thik hai badi maa
savnam chali jati hai waha sai
naaani-tu ghum kyu rahe hai kabita ja kar aaram kar
kabita-haan haan . yea tahelne bhi nahi de rahe hai
dhere dhere waqt beethne lag gaya tha aur election ka mahol garmata ja raha tha aur dushre taraf kabita aur sunidhi kai bajan badhta ja raha tha ....
aur kabita aur sunidi ki 9 wa mahena suru hone he wala tha-
kamini ravi kai saath phone par baath karte huye--
kamini- beta tum padhai sahi sai kar rahe ho na, isse baath aache number aane chahiyea
ravi-haan maa main apne dhyan padhai mai laga raha hu
kamini-aur sun tera yaha riste ki baath chal rahe hai
ravi-main, maira rista
kamini-haan tere rista, pinki kai saath kaysa rahega?
ravi-nahi , mujhe nahi chahiyea pinki
kamini-kya bol raha hai beta ? aachi ladki to hai humri yaha bhi aati jati raheti hai aur teri choti bahen savnam ki saheli bhi to hai
ravi-phir bhi mujhe usse shadi nahi karni
kamini-kyu nahi? padhai likhai mai tujsai bhi aachi hai aur uske saath tera rista teri badi maa thik karrne wali hai aur tu mana nahi kar sakta
ravi-nahi mujhe mujhe yea shadi nahi karni to nahi karne
kamini-to tujhe koi pasand hai to bol de
ravi-mujhe tum pasand ho maa ....
kamini shock ho jati hai yea baath sun kar...
Dushre taraf
suraj aapni bed par leta huya gamm kai badalo sai ghira huya tha tha,
wo kya kare usko kuch bhi samajh nahi aaraha tha usko aaysa lagg raha tha ki uske zindegi aab khatam hone wali hai jiske aage usko koi manjil he nahi hai . wo apne bed sai uuth kar apne mu dho leta hai aur kamre sai nikal kar apne maa ki kamre ki aur ja kar uske muskarate chahere ko dekhta hai jo ki bahut khus the aur uske badi maa kai saath baith kar baate kar rahe thee. jisko dekh kar sunidhi muskara deti hai aur suraj aapne dukh aapne aandar rakh kar ek smile deta hai taki uske aandar ka dukh uske maa sunidhi ko pata na chale aur wo dukhi na ho apne beti hai liya ..
suraj ki najar uske maa ki pet par bhi jati hai jo ki badhta gaya tha poore tarha sai jisko wo thode der dekh kar ghar ki seema par khada ho jata hai jaha sai kuch log political poster le kar ja rahe the, jisme sai ek jagha uske bade bhai ka photo tha aurr saaf saaf aksar main likha huya tha " jamindaar ji ki piche khade ho aur inke candidate ko jitayea" jisko wo dekh raha tha aur uske piche thode der baadh aur ek poter le dushre kuch log aarahe the jaha pratab ji ki candidate ko jitane ki baath likh huye the jisko dekh kar wo thoda ghussa aajata hai aur wo daud kar uske poster kai paas ja kar uss poster kai uper jhapat padta hai aur phadne lagg jata hai jiss ko har koi dekh raha tha aaysa karte huye ...
tab prachar karne wali log usko yea sab karte dekhte hai aur kafe ghussa ho jate hai aur suraj ko pakad kar pitne he wale the ki ganv ki logg daudte huye aajate hai
ganv kai log-usko chod do barna tum log yaha sai chal kar nahi ja paooge
pratab ki supporter- ise bachee na paratab ji ka poster phada hai , iska anjam bahut bura hoga
ganv kai log- teri pratab ji ki aaysi ki taisi yea zamindaar ji ka ganv hai samjha
pratab ki supporter-kya bola be pratab ji kai baare mai
pratab ki supporite aage badhne lagta hai aur ganv kai aadmi ki uper hamla karne ki koshish karta he hai ki ganv wali bhed jate hai aur waha mar pit suru ho jati hai ..........