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2 din baadh--
saheer sai 2 truck ganv ki seema ki aur badhte huye aati hai aur ganv kai seema main he aakar ruk jati hai aur usko rokene wala incepector he tha jo ki paas ja kar truck ki papers check karta hai ..
inceptor-gadi kai aandar kya hai ?aur ja kaha rahe ho?
truck driver-aandar kya hai wo to aap jante ho saheb aur yea pratab ji kai waha ja rahe hai
inceptor-to thik hai .. chado re pratab ji ka maal hai
hawaldaar us do truck ko chod dete hai aur trucks aage badhne lagg jate hai ki usko ek kata huya paid aage gira nazar aata hai jisko dekh kar wo do truck ruk jate hai , tab dono truck driver sochne hai ki aakhir wo kare kya aapna maal kayse pratab ji waha pahucha tabhi ek aadmi cycle mai usse taraf sai aaraha tha
truck driver-aare wo bhaiya, yea paid gira hai isko kahi nahi uuthate
aadmi-ka kare subha sai gira hai log aayenge tabhi na isko uuthaya jayega, baise kono kaam hai ka
truck driver-haan maal le ja rahe hai lakin aab kaha sai jaye
aadmi-kaha jana hai babua?
truck driver-pratab ji kai waha
aadmi-o ho bade malik, aap us raste main jayea , thoda dur hoga lakin usse raste sai pahuch jaoge
truck driver-dhanyabad
truck us admi kai dekhai huye raste main aage badhne lagg jata hai ki aage ek gadi ruki huye the aur uske side main ek jeep jo ki truck ka rasta roke khade the "hai samne sai hato, tum log jante nahi yea kinka maal ja raha hai" truck wala yea baath bolta hai ki dono jeep sai log lathi pakar kai utar ka kar truck ki aur badhte hai tab truck driver kuch samahj nahi pata aur jayse he samajhne ki koshish karta hai wo log usko keech kar niche uutar dete hai ...
---tera truck zamindaar ki ilake mai hai ,
dono truck driver aur waha baithe helper ko pakad ki gadi kai aage lath mar kai gira dia jata hai
ek admi-zamindan ji ,kya yea wo admi to nahi ?
akash-yea bhi nahi hai ,ise truck ko le kaha ja raha tha driver
truck driver-ji wo aandar peti hai pratab ji kai waha ja raha hai
zamindar ka admi-zamindaar ki yaha to sarab ki peti hai
akash-aachaa permission hai tere paas
truck driver-wo police walo ko dekha dia hai ,aaplogo ka koi hak nahi banta permission dekhane ka
(tabhi zameen daar ka ek admi truck driver ki gal par ek chata marta hai zor sai keech kar )
driver-nahi saheb nahi hai , nahi hai permission
akash-bina permission aandar ghus rahe ho, jara inki jankari to uper kai logo ko de do raghunath
raghunath-de dia hai zamindaar ji , to main kya soch raha tha, unke aane sai pehle ek do peti humare liyea le lete to aaj rath ka
sama bann jata
akash-haaha, ji bhar kai le lo, free ka maal hai hahaha , haan aur us incepetor ko bhi bulao
raghunath-ji zamindaar ji
truck wali kai saare saman nikal dia jata hai aur truck ko wapas lauta dia jata hai, waha sai akash seedha panchayat pahuch jata hai jaha aaj kisano kai saath mil kar pratab ki he ek aadmi ne zamindaar kai khilab meetings bulaya tha .aur aaj ki meeting school kai baher ho raha tha. jaha nanaji kai ganv kai kisan he samil the aur unke saath pratab ki support mai khade kisan bhi maujid the
kisan1- humari madat kijiyea , aayse chalta raha toh hum aanaj ka ek dana uuga nahi payenge
singh-aap sab ki madat kai liyea he to yaha dono ko bulaya gaya hai bhaiooo
kisan2-haan aap he dono ko samjha sakte hai ,pahele to pratab he humare musibat badha rahe the aab to zamindaar bhi humari musibat
mohanlal ji- aap chinta math kijiyea, yea lo aagaye zamindaar ji
zamindaar ko dekh kar log aapne haath zodna suru kar dete hai ..
mohanlal ji- yea kya sun rahe hai zamindar ji, aapne kisano main khet mai jate huye pani rok dia hai
akash-pani toh humare khet ki aur sai le rahe hai aur fasal kisi aur kai ghar main beech rahe hai toh aaphe boliyea mohanlal ji aaysa hota hai bhala
mohanlal ji-kyu re tum log aaj kal yea saab bhi karne lagg gaye ho
kisan 3- hujur hum kare bhi to kya ,humare paas koi rasta bhhi nahi hai , zamindaar ji aap to aayse math kijiyea humre bachee bhooke mar jayenge
raghunath-toh pratab ko chod kar humare taraf aajao purane dino ki tarha
kisan-lakin wo pratab ji
raghunath-aayse karte rahoge to na unke taraf ho poyoge aur na humare taraf
beech mai baita huya ek admi - to kya aap humara pani bandh kar doge
raghunath-kon bola be, nikalo , nikalo us mad***** ko bahar sale ki
singh ji-aare aaram sai , isene ne he aaj bulaya hai , zamindaar ji samjhayea inhe
akash-toh pratb ji dar gaye hai kya jo khud nahi aapaye
pratb ka aadmi-humare pratab ji darte nahi hai kisi sai
akash-toh phir aaye kyu nahi
pratab ja aadmi-aate he honge wo
akash -to wait karte raho , raghunath in logo ko samjaoo jara
raghunath ser hila kar haath bol leta hai aur akash panchayat kai 3no sadshyo kai saath school kai aandar jata tha .
singh- yea kya chal raha hai zamindaar paji, aap kisano ko rok rahe hai aaur maine suna hai pratab ki truck ko rok dai hai aapne, hume nahi laga tha ki aap seedhe pratab ji ko takkar denge , yea koi karta nahi hai , aur nahi pahele zamindaar ji kia the
akash-jitne kai liyea karna padta hai singh ji, baise hum naye zamindaar hai to
mohanlal-iise to pareshan ho jayeange yea log
akash-pareshan honge tabhi to humare paas aayenge
mohanlal- pratab ki paas bhi to jayeange na , wo to aane he wala hoga
akash-wo kaha aayenge, lagta hai unke gadi ki hawa niakal gaye hai raste mai
singh-haha aap din ba din chalak nikal rahe hai ,baise maine suna hai wo sruti unke pratab ki saath mil gaye hai
akash-suna to maine bhi yehi hai
mohanlal-kya bol rahe ho main to kab ka usko chodhna chahata tha
singh-haha, wo kaha aapko degi mohan paji haha
khan-humara kya barkhurdaar humara bhi to khada hota hai us saheri mohatarma ko dekh kar
mohanlal- aapki umar baithnai ki hai khan ki khada karni ki nahi haha
akash-to waise aage ka kya karna hai discuss kar le
ek taraf akash panchayat ki 3 no sadshyoo ko saath election ki taiyari kai baare mai baath kar raha tha to bahar raghunath kisano ko yea samjhane mai lagg gaya tha ki yaha aakar unko kuch faida hoga nahi aur unka faida zamindaar sai phir sai judne sai he hoga, dushre taraf gadi puncher hone sai pratab tilmila uutha tha, uskai saree gadi mai he hawa ja chuki the jisse wo panchayat ki meeting atten kai liyea pahuch nahi pa raha tha jisse uske support mai jo kissan the wo bhi pratab ko defend nahi kar pa rahe the .
raghunath kheti kai baare mai kafe aache jankari rakhta tha kyu ki usne aapne zindagi kheto kai aaspas he bita di the jise pratab ki suppor main khade huye kisan ek sawal poochne par rakhunath uske jaba mai aur ek sawal pooch deta jiise wo kuch bolne kai kabil nahi rahe the aur un kisano mai sai 2,3 kisan pahele sai he zamindaar kai bafadar hone kai karan wo bhi haan milane lagge the jisse zamindaar ki palla bhari nazar aane lagg gaya tha
raghunath- aapki jarurat padhne par bhi pratab ji aayse nahi hai aabtak to aayenge bhi nahi
ek kisan-sahi bol rahe hai aap , ise waqt mai nahi aayse to aage kayse wo humaera saath denge
dushra-haan, haan zamindaar ji kam sai kaam aayse to yaha
kisan3- lakin humere waha kai pani ka kya ?
raghunath-humre ganv kai kisano kokabhi aayesi taklif huye nahi hai, aur aagar aap humari taraf aajao to aapko bhi nahi hogi ,aagaar aapko koi pareshani hai to zamindar ji sai aakar miliyea yaha aakar aapko khokle wado kai aalaba kuch nahi milega ..
pratab ki gadi ki tyre puncher hone sai wo ghuuse mai aakar ghar lauth jata hai wo election mai jeethne kai liyea sab hatkade aapna raha tha aur apne haweli mai baith kar apne poore taqat jhookh raha tha aur paise bhi baha raha tha , sruti ki kahene par aur sruti yaha kai sab khabar akash ko de rahe the, wo akash par hamla karne walo ki jankari pratab aur anjali sai bahar nikalne ki koshish karte huye aapne beg mai hidden camera lekar ghum rahe the taki usko koi to surag ya subut mile lakin usko bhi kuch mil nahi raha tha... wo anjali kai liyea dialoug likh kar deti aur kabita ki liyea counter dialoug likh kar zamindaar ko bhej kar zamindaar ka palla bhari karte rahete the .. aaj wo pratab ki ghar main baithe anjali kai saath aage ka plan discus kar rahe the anjali sai waha damini aajati hai
sruti- yea kon hai
anjali-baise to randi hai lakin mere sasurji ki rakhel hai damini
sruti-dekhne mai to nahi lagti ,
anjali-waise dekhte to thode ne rakhete yaha isse aur iske beti ko hehe
sruti-hmm to disha iske beti hai ?
anjali-hmm a randi , coffie la kar de sruti ji ko aur jald de jayse bister mai gand chalati hai waise apne haath chala
damini apne uudas bhari sakl sai anjali ko dekhte hai aur waha sai chali jati hai
surti-pratab ji kai pasandida hai to isko aap ise tarha sai kyu baath karti ho
anjali-hai to wahe he , baise isko ise beti kai liyea he rakhe hai sasurji , tum isko check karo main aabhi aati hu
tabhi thode he der mai damini coffice le kar aati hai aur sruti ko deti hai
surti-tumko bura nahi lagta yea sab sunn kar
damini-burra lage to bhi kya kar payungi , coffie lijiyea
sruti-tum koi aache gharani ki lagti ho mujhe ,tumhari kahani kya hai ? tum aur tumhari beti yaha kayse aagaye?
damini-humri kahani lambi hai, aur kahani ki nahi aapko parwha hai aur nahi mujhe batani ki
damini itna bol kar wala hai chali jati hai tabhi sruti ko damini kai aandar ek dukh dekhai deta hai jisko dekh kar wo sochne lagg jati hai ki yea aurat aur uske beti yaha kayse aagaye..
dushre taraf pratab ko aapne truck roke jane ki khabar mil jati hai jiise wo ghusse mai tilmila kar ghar lauthta hai
sruti-kya baath hai pratab ji
pratab-us zamindar ne aab mere saman ko aane sai he rok rakha hai , aur kheto main pani jana bhi , aab iska kya karu main
sruti-aapko unsai ek baar baath kar leni chahiyea
pratab-yea kya baath kah rahe hai tu chori .. us ladkai sai main baath karu, aasambhab
sruti-isse aap kisano ka bharosha wapas jeeth sakte hai pratab ji , log to kahenge he ki aapne dosti ka haath badahya hai
anjali-baath mai to dam hai sasur ji , baise usko aandar jo bhi bologe bahar walo ko thodi na pata chalega
pratb-baath to pate ki hai bahu............
dushre taraf---- akash ghar pahuch kar aapne kamre mai let jata hai aur apne maa sai baath kar he raha tha ki waha thode he der mai savnam aajati hai
savnam-helllo bhaiya kayse lagg rahe hu main
akash jayse he yea aabaz sun kar mudta he hai ki uske aage savnam kuch ise tarha ki kapde pahen kar khadi the
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main-yea kya halat bana rakhe hai chasmis
savnam-isn't m look like a hot girl
main-haha ,sapne mai
savnam-majak mat uudaoo main bhi jante hu aapko main hot and sexy babe lagg rahe hu
yea bolte huye savnam aate hai aur akash ki aage khade ho kar ek do pose deti hai apne high heel pahen kar
main-yea tujhe ho kya gaya hai
savnam-badi maa dekhoo na inhe
maa-aare bata de na kayse dekh rahe hai
main-tum bhi maa ise saath mil gaye ho
maa-aare tujhe pyaar kati hai , aur tujhe he to isko kaha hai na ki iseko jo marji ho pahene
tabhi waha sulovhana bhi aajati hai
sulochana-yea kayse kapde pahen rakhe hai tune iseko nikal
savnam-kya maa bhaiya ki samne uutarne ko bol rahe ho , tumko sarm barm nahi hai kya
savnam ki bath sun kar sulochana ki mu bandh ho jati hai ,wo savnam kai haath pakad ki usko keech kar lejane lagti hai ki savnam sulochana ki haath ko jhatak kar hata deti hai
savnam-mujhe tangh math karo , mujhe baiya ki paas rahena hai
sulochana-tu zamindaar ji ko tangg mat kar aur chal yaha sai
savnam- tu to chati kapde pahen kar ghum rahe the to bhaiya tang nahi huye aur main pahenli to ...... wah wah wah, huh, apne umar dekhoo aur meri hai na bhaiya
main-kyu sata rahe hai aapne maa ko , ja uske baath mann le
savnam- no mean , no , maine aabhi sai decide kia hai ki aapki saath aayse he rahungi bhaiya
main-main nahi rakhuna
savnam-rakhana to padega he, aayse hot ladki ko na nahi bolte , bata do barna dimag khati rahungi
main-thik hai baba, hot maal lagg rahe ho ok , aab ja kar kapde change karlo
savnam-nahi , aaj yea hot bahen aapne bade bhai ki paas he rahegi
main-maa isko le jao na yaha sai
maa-teri bahen hai tu sambhal hehe
kabita sulochana ko lekar waha sai chali jati hai tab savmnam aakash ki paas aapne tange dekha kar baith jati hai .
savnam-dekho jara in jawan tango ko isko chune ka dil nahi karta aapko
main-nahi
savnam-kya aap bas budhi tango par dil lagaye baithe ho
main-savnam
savnam-sorry sorry lakin kabhi aapne jawan bahen ki tangoo par nazar laga dia karo
main-haha tere aandar aaj phir sai aatma ghus gaye ahi kya jo ise tarha ki harkat kar rahe hai
savnam- haan sexy aatma ghusi hai , baise intenet aur badi maa ka kahena hai ki aapko sexy ladki pasand hai ise liyea aaj aayse
bani hu wo bas aapne liyea akash
main-hai mera naam bhi lene lagi hai
savnam-shadi kai baadh thodi na bhaiya bolungi
main-maine tujhe kab shadi kai liyea haan bola
savnam-aaj na bhi to nahi bole ho
main-tu kuch jayda he chalak nahi ho rahe hai
savnam- aapse he sekh rahe hu, to ise sexy ladki sai shadi nahi karna chahate kya, ise tarha hot bann kar kharab banayungi aapki liyea
main-tujhe aaptak gas on karna nahi aata hoga tu kya khana banayegi ?
savnam-yo don't underestimate the power of savnam
main-kya fek rahe hai aaj , main chalta hu
akash kamre sai bahar nikalta hai ki savnam bed sai uuth kar akash ki piche jati hai aapne hil ko sambhalte huye
main-teri pair kya thik ho gaye hai jo itne badi hill pahen kar ghum rarahe hai , gir gaye to mujhe math bolna
savnam-sambhalne kai liyea ap ho na mere janu
main-main tera janu nahi hu
savnam-aab sai ho
tabhi akash ki nazar kuch aurato par padti hai jo ki naye the aur ghar mai kaam kar rahe the. jo akash ko dekhte he thodi jhuk kar zamindaar ki namaste bolne lagg jate hai
main-yea aurate kon hai ?
savnam-sare ganv ki he hai , badi maa ne rakha hai mere janu
main-aacha!! inko rakhne ki kya jarurat ,
tabhi suraj, ravi waha sai gujar rahe the wo bhi savnam ko dekhte he dekhne lagg jate hai
savnam-oye mere uper nazar nahi dalna main zamindaar ji ki hu . waise sexy lagg rahe hu to bata sakte ho dono
disha sai baath kar ki suraj ka mood aacha tha to savnam ko dekh kar wo bhi bol deta hai -bahut sahi, bahut sahi ,kadak lagg rahe hai tu
main-tujsai bade hai dono
savnam-huh, to kya huya aap haan bol doge to main badi ho jayungi ,hu hu baise dono ko sexy lagi
main-tu aandar kyu nahi jati
savnam-aapki liyea khada banane'
main-haan ja nikal,
savnam waha sai jane lagti hai tabhi ravi akash ko akela dekh kar baath karne kai liyea aajata hai
ravi- baiya wo, wo
akash-phir sai tera system hil kyu raha hai ?
ravi-wo aapka wada
akash samajh jata hai ki yea aabhi bhi apne maa par chipka huya hai
akash-teri shadi hai to tujhe yea sab sochna nahi chahiyea
ravi-main shadi nahi karna chahata
akash-hmmmmmmm to tujhe mouka de dia to tu pinki sai shadi karega?
ravi-haan jarur
akash-toh thik hai , teri shadi sai pahele teri khyes ko poora hogi aab ja
ravi-thank you ...
raath ko akash jayse he aapne kamre mai pahuchta hai ki akash ki bed main savnam kuch ise tarha sai leti the, kabita aur sunidhi kai saath
main-tu phir sai tangh karne aagaye
savnam-tangh nahi aapkai saath sone aaye hu
main-tu aapne kamnre main ja sunidhi isko uuthao
sunidhi-ji main kayse usko uutha sakti hu
main-tu bhi na, maa
maa-aare mann ja isse shadi karne kai liyea tab tujhe pareshan nahi karegi
sunidhi-haan ji mann jayea
main-tum dono, sunidhi tu kya iske baath mann di, yea tujhe baadh mai jayda tangh karegi
savnam-nahi karungi, sunidhi to mere teesri maa hai aab sai
main-kya? kal sunidhi bulati the aur maa . kya natak kar rahe ho tum 3no
savnam-natak nahi sach hai, akash janu, hai na sunidhi maa
sunidhi-haan beti
main-tum sab mile huye ho
savnam tab akash kai uper kud padti hai
savnam-haan bol do na , dekhoo aayse sexy ladki ko naa nahi bolte
kabita-hehe , aare bol de dekh kitna pyaar karti hai tujsai
sunidhi-ji kar lijiyea iise shadi
main-naa
savnam-kya aap ne to mera dil he tod dia, thik hai ,main kal phir sai try karungi, koshish karne walo ki kabhi haar nahi hoti
main-thik hai ho gaya aab ja aur mujhe sone de
savnam-aayse nahi , pahele mere galo ek chotta sai kiis karo , phir jayungi
kabita-haan itne to kar de, bichari ka itne to khyes poora kar de
main-thik hai , thik hai
savnam aapne gal (cheek) ko akash ki aur aage kar ki usko dekhane lagti hai aur akash ko isara karte hai apne galo mai kiss karne kai liyea tabhi akash uskai galo mai kiss karne kai liyea apne hoth aage badhata hai ki savnam jhat sai ghum jati hai aur aapne hoth aage karleti hai , tabhi akash ki hoth sedha ja kar savnam ki hoth sai takrata hai aur savnam akash kai ser ko kas kai pakad ki hoth par kiss leti hai kuch second kai liyea,
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tabhi akash kuch samajh pata savnam waha sai poore speed sai bhag jati hai darbaze kai paas aur khus ho kar ...... aur akash ki aur mud kar khadi ho jati hai
akash-hay hay badmash ladki
savnam-hehe mil gaye mujhe aapki chummi hehe
aur akash ko flying kiss deti hai
aur wo waha sai chali jati hai savnam aapne kamre mai pahuch kar aapne hoto ko chu kar uske kiss ka poora aahesas lene lagg jati hai ,
savnam-ohh sach mai kiss karne maza aagaya, bhaiya ki hoth narm hai ufff
dushri taraf akash-
kabita aur sunidhi savnam ki ise harkat sai hasne lagg jate hai
main-kitne baisarm ho gaye hai yea
maa-hehe tere par gaye hai
main-haha so funny, tum dono bhi kamm nahi ho baisarm ho poora sach mai
sunidhi-ji main aachi hu
main-haah tu to ek number ki paltu aurat hai ,aur aakhir isko yea kapde mile kaha sai
maa-hehe, main le kar di the
main-tum bhi na maa , baise daadi aur kuch boli ?
maa-nahi kuch bol to nahi rahe
main-unpar nazar rakhna,
maa-haan, kamini ko use kaam mai laga dia hai
main-to hum 3 no kuch kare aaj raath milkar
maa-kya plan hai tera
main-dono ke saath kuch trip marne ka
sunidhi-hehe
main-tujhe to pahele karunga meri rani aaja
main sunidhi ki uper kuda he tha ki mera mobile bajhta hai
main-aab yea kisne call kia
main phone uutata hu
--undonotruck driver ka pata chal gaya hai wo dono__ ganv kai hai
main-ok , raghunath ....... gadi nikalo
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Bhai jaha tak Ki Kamini Akash ko APNA premi our mard manti Hai. To phir Akash Ravi Ki baat Ki manega to Kamini ke Saath Galat karega
....ab jamidar Ki chalaki dekh Neko Milega.
Kya jamidar konsa Rasta nikala Hai
Jise vo Ravi ka bhoot utar Sakta Hai.
....ab jamidar Ki chalaki dekh Neko Milega.
Kya jamidar konsa Rasta nikala Hai
Jise vo Ravi ka bhoot utar Sakta Hai.
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Nice update akash bro.. Lagta Hai savnam pata legi hahaha
hm sach kaha
Samiboy bro 
aapko update pasand aaya yea sun kar bahut khusi huye.... stay tuned..
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nice update
bantoo aapko update pasand aaya yea sun kar bahut khusi huye.... stay tuned..
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