Update 7
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Apne hathon se apni Chut masalne lagti hai.
aurat- aaaahhhhhhhh oooojhhhhhhhh aaaaaahhh hhhhmmmmmm
Use behad masti chadhne lagti hai…..
Ab age chalte hai
Fresh hone bathroom.. Fir naha dho kr dining table p sb baith jate
Hai…
Main- Maa bhookh lgi hai jldi lao.. Aj itne salo bad mujhe ghar ka khana milega
Jaldi Laao ma
Ma- ha abhi lei
Maa.. Aisa nhi hoga mere beta.l khana ready hai..
Main- Waise aaj khusbu kich jani pahchani aa rhi hai…
Papa.. Haan.. Mujhe v..
Tanu Didi… chitra le aaj hm dono ko dieting krna pdega..
Chaitra Didi.. Haan didi ap sahi kh rhi ho..
B.Chachi– …aisa qu kah rhi ho.. Or haan jada dieting ki koi jaroort nhi..
C.Chachi- ..or nhi to kya.. Itni dubli ho or fir s daiting… Waise smjha
Nhi aaj tum dono dieting kyu krogi..
Tanu Didi or Chitra Didi dono ek sath- Qki aaj aalu paratha hai..
Main- Kya aj aalu paratha..
Bane hai yami aj salo bad apni ma ke hato ka paratha khaunga
Ma- ha beta mene tere liye hi banaya hai
Tabhi piche se
Acha sirf apne banya hai
Or y Aawaj Mishi di ki thi
Mishi- - Chirag ma na jut bol rhi hai y to mene idea diya ki mere pyare Chirag ke liye aj paratha banega
Main- thanks di
Mishi- ky sirf thanks or ha thanks oro ko bola jata hai
Or Mae teri apni hu samja
Main- ji didi
Tabhi papa bolte hai
Papa- Kya Aalu pratha Aaj to mja aajayega
Ma- Nhi aapke liye nhi aapke liye to simple roti bnayi hai Or svi
Ke liye Ye pratha sirf mere bete k liye hai
Papa- Pr km se km ek to khane do
Ma- Nhi Mtlb nhi
Papa- Please Sirf ek khane do na aj
Meri tarf dekh kar
Papa- beta kuch kar
Main- ma aj mere liye papa ko ek roti khane do na
Ma- tik hai sirf tere liye ap( papa se) Bs ek hi roti kha sakte ho usse jada nhi
Papa- ( Khush hokr) Chlo tik hai kuch bhi nahi se ek to mila
Main- ma sach mae bahot testy hai ap na roj yahi bnaya
Kro Mja aa jata hai ap ke hath k khakr
Mishi- Koi jaroort nhi hai apne six pack body ko family pack
Bnane kai
Tanu Didi- Sahi kahi tune .or nhi to kya itni achi khasi
Body ko bigaad lega…
Ma- Haan mai roj nhi bnane wali Mai Tuje apne Papa ke jaisa
Nhi bnana chahti…
Main- Kahan Papa jada mota hain.. Hlka sa to sirf pet nikla hai
Bs…
Papa- Sirf tu hi mujhe smjhta hai baki to bs
Ma- Haan.. Haan. Ab bate hi kroge ya khaoge bhi ap ko let
Ho jayega office k liye Fir khana kha kr papa apne car
Kr nikl pdta hai… Apne ouffic ke liye aj unko kii meting attend krni thi
Main khana kha raha tha ki b chachi boli
B chachi- Chirag ruk ja
Or main ruk gaya
B chachi kitchen Mae gai or mere liye badam milk shake lai
B chachi- y le tune bola tha na ki Tuje badam milk shake pina hai Mae mere hato ka to Mae le aai
Main- thanks chachi
B chachi- abhi teri di ne bola na ki thanks oro ko bola jata hai apno ko nahi
Main- wo sorry
Tabhi nisha didi
Nisha- wese hero
( nisha di Chirag ko pyaar se hero bolti hai)
Main- hai nishu
( or Chirag pyar se nisha di ko nishu)
Nisha- to London Mae tere hostel kesa tha
Main- kesa tha matlab
Nisha – matlab sirf boys ya fir boys and girls dono the
Main- dono the di
Nisha – acha to y bata ki waha ki ladkiya to bahot gori rahti hogi na hmm
Main- ha di ab London hai to gori or beautiful to hongi hi na
(Ab in sab ki bata ka do logo ko gussa ya bole Jalan ho rahi hai ab y dono kon hai y to samy ane par hi pata chalega )
Tabhi Niru di ne kuch esa bol diya ki meri to fat gai or Mishi puri Gusse mae
Niru- to waha ki ladkiya gori or beautiful hai n
Main- ha di bilkul
Niru di( apni ek eye brow ko utha kar) – kahi koi Gf to nahi bana li na waha par
Hmm
Main- wo mmmaeee.
Mere gale Mae khana FAS gaya or mene Mishi di or dekha jo ki Gusse se puri lal ho chuki thi
Niru- bol na mere bhai bol
Main- nahi di koi Gf nahi banaya mene
Mishi- tu sach bol raha hai na
Main- ha di sach bol raha hu Mae
Mishi- tik hai
Neha- wese ek surprise hai tere liye
Main- kyu surprise hai
Tabhi table ke niche se Niru di ne neha ko lat mari
Neha – ahhh
Main- ky hua or kya surprise hai bata do
Neha- kuch nhi Mae to bas ese hi bol rahi thi
Main- acha fir tik hai
Tabhi ma ne
Ma- are padma ye sab sab saf kar de
Padma- ji abhi aie malakin
Ma- are mene Tuje kitni baar bola hai ki mujhe malakin mat bola kar didi bola kar
Padma- ji malakin
Ma- fir malakin
Padma- ji didi
Ma- ha y tik hai ab sab kitchen Mae le ja
Or padma pleat utane lagi or YHA mera utne laga
Matlab jab padma saman utane niche juk rahi thi na to uske bade bade dud uske balous se bhara ku or aa rahe the
Tabhi padma mere samne wali kursi par aa gai or wahi se meri plet uthane lagi
Ab seen esa tha ki padma ki adhi Body table par thi or muje uske adhe se jada boobs dikh rahe hai or mera lant pura khada ho gaya
Fir padma plet utha kar khadi hui par meri nazar ab bhi uski moti moti boobs par the
Or padma y bat jan chuki thi
Padma( muskura) ky dekh rahe ho Chirag
Main- kkkkuuucchh nahi kaki
( Mae padma ko kaki hi bulata hu)
Padma- acha ke sa laga
Main- bahot bade dud fir matlab ek gilas dud lana kaki
Padma- tik hai abhi le kar athi hu
Or chali kitchen ki or or meri nazar chali gai unki moti moti gand par
(Chalo apko padma ke bare Mae bata du padma hamare dadaji ke gawo se hai iske ghar ke log hamare ghar me kam karte aa rha hai
Padma Ek gadraye hue 30 saal ke khubsurat aurat jo pechle kai saal se apni choot ke aag apni ungliyon se to kabhi
Baigan mulli se shant karte aarahi hai..pati uska raha nahi aur bahar wali ko wo dena nahi chate
Iske ma bap bhi nhi hai isliye Chirag ki ma ne ise apne saath ghar lai hai
Or iska koi Bacha nahi hai
Abhi bache ise kaki bolte hai)
Mishi- Chirag kab tak ese beta rahega chal
Main- hai di chalo
Or fir hum dono Gardan Mae chalte hai
Main- h kitna acha lag raha hai
Mishi- ky acha laga
Main- apne ghar ke gardan Mae ana di
Mishi- ha wo to hai
Main- di apko yad hai na hum bachpan kese gardan Mae khela karte the
Mishi- ha mujhe achi tarha se yad hai
Main- chalo na di fir se khelte hai
Mishi- ha jarur kyu nhi
Or hum dono garden Mae lage Jule par julne lage
Todi der bad hum dono wapas andar aye or Mae room Mae aram karne laga or meri ankh lag gai
Kuch ghante bad mujhe esa laga ki koi mere upar beta hai or wo mere dono galo ko chum rahi hai ( ha y ladki hai)
Main ( man Mae) – y Mishi di hai ky fir mujse y laga ki y koi or hai Kyuki usne mere dono hatho ko pakad rakha hai or uski garam garam sans mere hoto pad rahi hai matlab wo mujhe kis karni wali hai ise pahle wo kis karti mene ankh khol di or
Main- tum kon ho