Update 13
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Aurat( apne man mae) – tujko ky lagta hai sale ki mein tere niche kyu soti hu
Kute sale taki mein tere jarie us boss ki har plan ke bare mae pata laga saku
Aur apne Chirag ko bacha saku
Aurat- ek aurat apna jisam sirf do wajah se dusro ko chune dete hi ek to kudh ki khushi se dusra majburi se
Aur mein majbur hu warna mein tuj jese ko apne aas pass bhi na ane deti
Ab age chalte hai
Uske baad wo aurat uthi aur bathroom Mae chali gai
Kuch der badd wapis akar
Aurat- y bhagwan mere Chirag ko har musibat se bacha kar rakhna
Aur wo room ke bahar chali jati hai
Hero ki taraf
Hum sab log garden Mae beth the
Tanu- wese chirag ek bat to bata de
Main- ha didi pucho na kya bat hai
Tanu- tuje hostel Mae rahte wakt sabse jada yad kiski ayi thi
( y bat didi ne ek kutil Muskan ke shath kahi thi)
Di y bat ko bol to diya par mera lag gaya Kyuki jab di ne y bat boli tab sabhi log mere taraf dhyan se dekhne lage
Main-( man Mae) bc y bhi koi bat hui y tanu di ko y ache se pata hai ki muje sabhi bahut payar karte hai agar mene kisi ek ko chuna to dusri muje nahi chhodega y bhagwan y kaha fasa muje diya ab main ky karu
Misi( mere khande Mae siir rakhte hue)- ky di ap bhi na y koi sawal hua
Main- ( man mae)- huu thanks misi muje bacha diya apne
Par muje ky Pata tha ki y kuch der ki kushi hai
Misi- y bhi koi sawal hai mera Chirag sabse jada muje yad karta ho ga ha na Chirag
( y bat Misi ne muje ghurte hue bola)
Pari- arr chal chal badi ayi muje yad karega
( mere jaang Mae hath rakhte hue l)
pari- Chirag to muje yad karta hoga hai na Chirag
Chaitra- bilkul nhi mera Chirag apni chaitra di ko yad karega hai na Chirag
Rani- ky aur hame yad nahi karega
Neha- ha bilkul rani hum bhi to chirag ki bahane hai na to hume bhi yad karta hoga
Tanu – chirag jaldi bata aur hai main bhi teri bahan hu wo bhi sabse badi hu mene tujko apni godh Mae ghumaya hai hu chal jaldi bata mere pyare huu
( y bat tanu di ne Muskan ke sath boli)
Main- c chachi ,b chachi, ap meri kuch madad karo na
B chachi- na baba na main nahi padne wali tum logo ke bich tumhara kam tum jano
Main- y ap ky bol rahi ho b chachi acha koi baat nahi ,c chachi ab ap hi kuch kar sakti ho please
C chachi- are tum log kyu mere bacche ko paresaan kar rahe ho
Main- thanks chachi ap hi muje samjhti ho
C chachi- aur nahi to ky ky y sirf bahano ko yad karega hum
Main- chachi y ap ky bol rahi ho
C chachi- to are main bhi hu na mujhe mera Chirag sabse jada yad karta hoga ha na Chirag huu
Main- chachi mene apko muje bachne ko bola tha apne to fansa diya
Misi- Chirag ab jaldi se bata na tu kisko sabse jada karta tha jaldi
Main(man mae)- beta tu to gaya ab ky karu kuch soch Chirag
Hu jab hindi movie mae hero ke pass ki rasta nhi hota to wo bhagwan ke pass jada hai main bhi wese hi karta hu
Main- main sabse jada kise yad karta hu is bat se samjh lo
“”Apne Maa ko kabhi ye mat batao ki apki takleef kitni badi hai, Apni takleef ko ye batao ki aapka Maa kitna bada hai Kyuki apki har takleef ka ilaj apki maa ki ek pyaar bhari Muskan Hai
I love you Maa”
Mene dekha maa ki ankho se Anshu nikal rahe hai
Mene turant unko apne gale se laga liya aur bola
Main – ky maa ap mere hote hue kyu ro rahi ho bolo
Maa- nahi r y khushi ke anshu hai ki bhagwan se mene jesa beta manga tha usne usse bhi bad kar diya
C chachi- kas hame bhi esa hi beta milta
B chachi- ha choti tu sahi bol rahi hai
Mene dono chachi ke Anshu poch kar
Main- ky main ap dono ka beta nahi hu muje laga ki ap muje apna beta manti ho
B chachi- pagal tu to mera beta hai agar mera beta bhi hota to wo bhi tujse pyara nahi hota
C chachi- ha didi ap sach bol rahi ho
Tanu- Chirag main janti hu tu sab ko payar karta hai par fir bhi
Mene didi ko bich Mae rohkte hue
Main- di
“Bahan ka pyar kisi dua se km nahi hota, Wo chahe door bhi ho to gam nahi hota..Aksar rishte dooriyo se pheeke pad jate hai, Par bahan bhai ka pyar kabhi kam anhi hota..”
Mere bat sun meri sabhi baheno ne muje apne gale se laga liya
Sab ki ankho Mae ansu the par misi aur pari wahi bethi thi saydh kuch soch rahi ho
Mein un dono ke pass jakar unka hath pakad kar bola
“Ham se koi gila ho jaaye toh sorry, Aapko yaad na kar paye toh sorry, Waise dil se aapko bhulenge nahi, Par hamari dhadkan hi ruk jaye toh sorry. “
Misi aur apri dono ne muje thapad laga diya ( jada jor ka nahi)
Aur muje gale laga kar rone lagi
Misi- khabar dar agar kabhi bhi marne ki bat bhi sochi to samja tu meri jindagi hai tuje kuch bhi nahi ho sakta
Pari- huu samja aur hai jitna pyaar hum dono tujse karte hai na koi nahi kar sakta hai samja
Main – acha ab muje chod bhi do ap dono moti ho gai ho muje daba rahe ho
Misi- ky main moti ho gai ho
Pari- ha main moti nahi hu main bilkul fit hu samja
Main- ha ha ap dono bilkul bji moti nahi ho
Misu- hu ab tik hai aur kabhi bhi muje moti mat bolna tik hai
Pari- aur muje bhi nahi warna dekhna tu ky karti hu main
Aur mere kaan Mae
Pari- wese bhi aj to main tere sath sone wali hu tab tera ky hoga bachu
Main-(man Mae) ab mera ky hoga
