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Hum subah 7 bje gaanv ke station pahuch gye the.... Sabhi ko surprize dena tha esliye kisi ko bataya bhi nhi tha ki hum gaanv aa rahe hain.. railway station se bahar aake hum sabhi ek auto me baith aur gaanv ki taraf chal diye.... Railway station se gaanv kuch 12 kilometer pr tha,, phir 1/2 ghante baad hum gaanv ke border pr Uttar gaye aur wahan se hum ek bail-gaadi pr baith baith ke makaan ki taraf chal diye.....
Gannv ki bhini-bhini mitti ki khusbu aisa ehsaas dila rahi thi ki maano dharti ki jannat ho.. jahan tak nazar padti bas hariyaali he hariyali nazar aati.... Hum ek mitti ki kaachi sadak se guzar rahe the,, subah ka waqt tha esliye gaanv ke kisaan kheton ki taraf chal diye the aur chote-chote gharon ki ladkiyan ghagra pehan kr apne-apne sir pr matka rakh ke chalti hui aa rahi thi... Gaanv me ek sarkari hospital hai, ek sarkari school hai aur ek daakghar hai.. yahan ke logon ki kamayi ka mukhya zariya kheti-kisaani hai lekin ghar ki kuch mahila yahan silayi-bunayi ke sath-sath Dairy ka kaam bhi karti hain....
Kuch 1/2 ghante me hum apne makaan ke bahar pahuch gaye toh dekha ki bahar kajri bhusa kha rahi thi... Actually kajri ghar ki paltu bhainsiya hai jo dinbhar me lagbhag 15-18 litres tak doodh bna leti hai,, kajri khoob moti tandrust bhainsiya hai,, dekhne me bilkul kaali aur swabhav me bilkul gussail,, koi eske thano ko pakad ke eske doodh nikale esse bilkul bhi pasand nhi.. pados ke lagbhag 4-5 gharon me kajri ka he doodh jaata hai..
kajri ke theek bagal me Chetak yani chachi ka ghoda bhi apna chara kha raha tha,, actually Chetak chachi ko kheton me bikul mari Hui halat me mila tha,, Chetak ki maa mar gayi thi aur vo bechara paida he hua tha.. esliye chachi ne Chetak ko paal liya,, aksar ghodiyon ke maalik, ghodiyon ko garbhavatee karne ke liye yahin aate hain... Dekhne me Chetak bilkul Rana pratap ke Chetak ki he terah takatwar hai aur swabhav se ye bhi bahut gussail hai,, rang bhura aur gardan aur pucchh sunhare rang ki hai,, ghutnon se niche eski chaaron taangein safed rang hi hain jo esse sabse zyada aakarshak banati hain..
Ghar ka darwaza khula he tha toh hum saman lekar andar ghus gaye.... Hum sabhi ko dekh andar aangan se Tommy bhagta hua aa gaya aur aate he mummy se ke uppar uchal ke unke gaalon ko chaatne laga.... Tommy ko mummy aur Rati mousi (badi maa) ne pala tha toh usne vo sabse zyada pyaar karta tha... Tommy kale rang ka ek desi kutta hai aur charon taango pr safed rang ke dhabbe hain.. no. 1 ka harami kutta hai aur gali ki kuttiyon ko dekhte he eski laar tapakne lagti hai...
Hum andar ki taraf chal ke aangan me aaye toh dekha ki rekha chachi jhadu laga rahi thi,, aur hum sabhi ko dekh bilkul chauk si gayi jaise koi bhoot dekh liya ho...
Rekha- didi,,, arre OOO pammi.... Niche aa...
Paami bua chat se cheekhte hue- bhabhi... Kya hua cheekh kyun rahi ho???
Rekha- niche toh aa jaldi...
Pammi bua chat se aangan ki taraf dekhte hue- badi bhabhi.... Aap....
Rekha chachi turant mummy ke pairon ko chuti hain..
Savita- jeeti reh.. kaisi hai meri banno??
Rekha- acchi hoon didi,,, aap yahan?? Khabar karti toh jeep bhijva deti... Baacho chalo aao baitho...
Hum sabhi aangan me khatiya pr baith gaye..
Pammi bua niche bhagti hui aakar- bhabhi,, bahut saalon baad yaad aayi?? Haan.. tum sabhi hmm.. apni bua ki kabhi yaad nhi aati kabhi?? haan..
Savita- pammi unhe saas toh le lene de,,
Seema- bua,, meera kahan hai???
Pammi- mui ghode bechkar so rahi hogi,, ja mil aa issi bahane uth jayegi ghodi...
Rekha- arre oo neha... Kahan hai???
Neha- amma naha rahi hoon.... (Bathroom se avaaj dete hue)
Tabhi ballu apna plastic ke khilone se khelte hue aangan ki taraf aa jaata hai...
Ballu- pi pi pi pi.... Police....... zzzzzz.... (Gaadi ki avaaj nikalte hue)
Ballu ek 18 saal ka ladka hai aur lekin dimaag uska abhi bhi kisi 4 saal ke bacche ki terah hai.. uska elaaj kaafi hua lekin koi faida nhi.... Abhi bhi ballu ki maansikta kisi 4 saal ke bacche ki terah hai,, ziddi hai thoda....
Rekha- arre oo ballu dekh tera satya bhaiya aaya hai...
Ballu meri taraf dekhta hua- bhaiya,,, mere liye kuch laaye??
Mai- hmm..ye le... Mai seema didi ke bag se chocolate nikal kr ballu ko deta hoon..
Ballu- bhai koi khilona nhi laye?? (Chocolate lete hue)
Mai- mele me dila dunga bhai.. phir ballu khush hote hue chocolate khane lagta hai..
Tabhi parth paani ka Gallen lekar bahar se aata hai aur aangan me rakhta hai...
Parth hum sabhi ki taraf dekhte hue- aree,, mami, Rahul bhaiya , satya bhaiya aap sab.... Phir aake turant sabke pair chuta hai...
Savita- jeete reh beta,,,
Mai- kahan ghum raha tha subah-subah...
Parth- papa ke sath khet me tha bhaiya... Aap sab kab aaye... ??
Mai- bas abhi 10 minute pehle...
Parth- accha bhaiya shaam ko milta hoon.. kheton me kaam karna hai..
Mai- chal mai bhi chalta hoon tere sath...
Rekha- chai toh peete ja.... Satya,,,
Mai- aake pi lunga.... Thoda khet ghum aaun chachi...
Phir main parth ke sath kheton ki taraf aakar ek pedh ki chaav me baith jaata hoon..
Mai parth ki peeth thapthapayi- aur chote kaisa hai??
Parth- bhaiya, aaraam se,,, ek toh hathode jaisa haath hai aapka..
Mai- kyu be.. khaata-peeta nhi hai?? Phir maine thoda aur kaskar peeth thapthapayi...
Parth- aaaahhhh.. bhaiya...
Mai- kya be.. nazuk kali ki terah kyun uchal raha hai??
Parth- bhaiya,, vo Raghav ne kal apne doston ke sath milkar mujhe belt se kaskar pela diya....
Mai- ye jhaat ka pissu.. sarpanch Bimla ka launda hai na??
Parth- haan bhaiya,, aap ko kaise pta??
Mai- ussi ki behan payal ka rishta aaya hai rahul bhaiya ke liye....
Parth- baap re,, etni chokha maal ka rista,, Rahul bhaiya ke liye...
Mai- bhosdike ab teri bhabhi banne wali hai.... es Raghav gandu ka thoda bio-data de..
Parth- nashedi hai sala,, dinbhar apne doston ke saath jeep me ghumta rehta hai.. behanchod ki shadi ho gayi hai,,, ek 2 saal ka baccha bhi hai... Ek mast maaldaar biwi ha,, bhaiya uski biwi ko toh dekhkar he mera lund khada ho jaata hai... Kabhi kabhi toh maan karta hai ki saali ko khoob humach-humach ke chodu....
Mai- accha,, sala gandu shadishuda hai lekin abhi tak eski gandugiri gayi nhi...
Parth- bhaiya,, bahut kaskar pela hai belt se... Dard ho rha hai
Mai- tune bataya nhi, pela kyu?? uski Gaand me bicchu ghus gya tha kya ??
Parth- vo ballu ko pareshan kar Raha tha bhaiya,, aap toh jante ho ballu ki dimaagi halat,, bechari 18 saal ka hone ke baad bhi bas ek 4 saal ka baccha hai.. usse nachva raha tha... Maine virodh kiya toh pel diya mujhe... vo toh accha hua tommy aa gya....
Mai- hahaha.. Tommy ne phir uski gaand Faadi ya nhi??
Parth- bhosdika bhaag gya apne doston ke sath..
Mai- chal tu kheton me jakar kaam kr.... Mai thoda aage ghum kar aaya... us gandu ko mai dekh lunga... Rahul bhaiya se kuch mat boliyo.... Theek hai..
Parth- theek bhaiya....
Kuch samay aage ki taraf kheton me chalta hoon toh Birju kaka ke sath 2 aadmi dikhte hain jo khatiya pr baith kr chillam pi rahe the....
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Mukhya patra-
1. Ramlal (mukhiya)
2. Savita (ramlal ki patni)
3. Rahul (bada beta)
4. Seema (beti)
5. Satya (chota beta) (mai)
Goan ke patron ka parichaye-
chacha ka pariwar-
1. Chunnilal (chacha)
2. Rekha (chachi)
3. Neha (beti)
4. Ballu (beta)
bua ka pariwar-
1. Pammi (bua)
2. Jaspal (fufa)
3. Parth (beta)
4. Meera (beti)
paaltu jaanwar-
1. Chetak (ghoda)
2. Kajri (bhains)
3. Tommy (kutta)
Nanihaal-
1. Manik (nana)
2. Gopal (mama)
3. Kamini (mami)
4. Khushi (beti) (shadishuda)
5. Akash (beta)
6. Alka (akash ki patni)
7. Rati (mousi) (vidhwa)
8. Geeta (badi beti)
9. Babita (choti beti)
sarpanch ka pariwar-
1. Bimla (sarpanch)
2. Pappu (sarpanch ka pati)
3. Payal (beti)
4. Raghav (beta)
5. Mamta (Raghav ki patni)
Birju kaka ka pariwar-
1. Birju kaka (mukhiya)
2. Kanta kaki (patni)
3. Chanda (beti)
4. Sambhu kaka (chota bhai)
5. Kamla kaki (sambhu ki patni)
6. Champa (vidhwa beti)
7. Bindu (choti beti)
8. Dinu (sambhu ka chela)
9. Dhaniya kaki (dinu ki vidhwa maa)
10. Bela (dinu ki behan)
Other main characters of town-
1. Sashi (savita ki saheli)
2. Richa (Sashi ki beti)
3. Malti (ramlal ki boss)
4. Anand (malti ka beta)
5. Sheetal (malti ki beti)
Brief introduction samay aane pe....
Hum subah 7 bje gaanv ke station pahuch gye the.... Sabhi ko surprize dena tha esliye kisi ko bataya bhi nhi tha ki hum gaanv aa rahe hain.. railway station se bahar aake hum sabhi ek auto me baith aur gaanv ki taraf chal diye.... Railway station se gaanv kuch 12 kilometer pr tha,, phir 1/2 ghante baad hum gaanv ke border pr Uttar gaye aur wahan se hum ek bail-gaadi pr baith baith ke makaan ki taraf chal diye.....
Gannv ki bhini-bhini mitti ki khusbu aisa ehsaas dila rahi thi ki maano dharti ki jannat ho.. jahan tak nazar padti bas hariyaali he hariyali nazar aati.... Hum ek mitti ki kaachi sadak se guzar rahe the,, subah ka waqt tha esliye gaanv ke kisaan kheton ki taraf chal diye the aur chote-chote gharon ki ladkiyan ghagra pehan kr apne-apne sir pr matka rakh ke chalti hui aa rahi thi... Gaanv me ek sarkari hospital hai, ek sarkari school hai aur ek daakghar hai.. yahan ke logon ki kamayi ka mukhya zariya kheti-kisaani hai lekin ghar ki kuch mahila yahan silayi-bunayi ke sath-sath Dairy ka kaam bhi karti hain....
Kuch 1/2 ghante me hum apne makaan ke bahar pahuch gaye toh dekha ki bahar kajri bhusa kha rahi thi... Actually kajri ghar ki paltu bhainsiya hai jo dinbhar me lagbhag 15-18 litres tak doodh bna leti hai,, kajri khoob moti tandrust bhainsiya hai,, dekhne me bilkul kaali aur swabhav me bilkul gussail,, koi eske thano ko pakad ke eske doodh nikale esse bilkul bhi pasand nhi.. pados ke lagbhag 4-5 gharon me kajri ka he doodh jaata hai..
kajri ke theek bagal me Chetak yani chachi ka ghoda bhi apna chara kha raha tha,, actually Chetak chachi ko kheton me bikul mari Hui halat me mila tha,, Chetak ki maa mar gayi thi aur vo bechara paida he hua tha.. esliye chachi ne Chetak ko paal liya,, aksar ghodiyon ke maalik, ghodiyon ko garbhavatee karne ke liye yahin aate hain... Dekhne me Chetak bilkul Rana pratap ke Chetak ki he terah takatwar hai aur swabhav se ye bhi bahut gussail hai,, rang bhura aur gardan aur pucchh sunhare rang ki hai,, ghutnon se niche eski chaaron taangein safed rang hi hain jo esse sabse zyada aakarshak banati hain..
Ghar ka darwaza khula he tha toh hum saman lekar andar ghus gaye.... Hum sabhi ko dekh andar aangan se Tommy bhagta hua aa gaya aur aate he mummy se ke uppar uchal ke unke gaalon ko chaatne laga.... Tommy ko mummy aur Rati mousi (badi maa) ne pala tha toh usne vo sabse zyada pyaar karta tha... Tommy kale rang ka ek desi kutta hai aur charon taango pr safed rang ke dhabbe hain.. no. 1 ka harami kutta hai aur gali ki kuttiyon ko dekhte he eski laar tapakne lagti hai...
Hum andar ki taraf chal ke aangan me aaye toh dekha ki rekha chachi jhadu laga rahi thi,, aur hum sabhi ko dekh bilkul chauk si gayi jaise koi bhoot dekh liya ho...
Rekha- didi,,, arre OOO pammi.... Niche aa...
Paami bua chat se cheekhte hue- bhabhi... Kya hua cheekh kyun rahi ho???
Rekha- niche toh aa jaldi...
Pammi bua chat se aangan ki taraf dekhte hue- badi bhabhi.... Aap....
Rekha chachi turant mummy ke pairon ko chuti hain..
Savita- jeeti reh.. kaisi hai meri banno??
Rekha- acchi hoon didi,,, aap yahan?? Khabar karti toh jeep bhijva deti... Baacho chalo aao baitho...
Hum sabhi aangan me khatiya pr baith gaye..
Pammi bua niche bhagti hui aakar- bhabhi,, bahut saalon baad yaad aayi?? Haan.. tum sabhi hmm.. apni bua ki kabhi yaad nhi aati kabhi?? haan..
Savita- pammi unhe saas toh le lene de,,
Seema- bua,, meera kahan hai???
Pammi- mui ghode bechkar so rahi hogi,, ja mil aa issi bahane uth jayegi ghodi...
Rekha- arre oo neha... Kahan hai???
Neha- amma naha rahi hoon.... (Bathroom se avaaj dete hue)
Tabhi ballu apna plastic ke khilone se khelte hue aangan ki taraf aa jaata hai...
Ballu- pi pi pi pi.... Police....... zzzzzz.... (Gaadi ki avaaj nikalte hue)
Ballu ek 18 saal ka ladka hai aur lekin dimaag uska abhi bhi kisi 4 saal ke bacche ki terah hai.. uska elaaj kaafi hua lekin koi faida nhi.... Abhi bhi ballu ki maansikta kisi 4 saal ke bacche ki terah hai,, ziddi hai thoda....
Rekha- arre oo ballu dekh tera satya bhaiya aaya hai...
Ballu meri taraf dekhta hua- bhaiya,,, mere liye kuch laaye??
Mai- hmm..ye le... Mai seema didi ke bag se chocolate nikal kr ballu ko deta hoon..
Ballu- bhai koi khilona nhi laye?? (Chocolate lete hue)
Mai- mele me dila dunga bhai.. phir ballu khush hote hue chocolate khane lagta hai..
Tabhi parth paani ka Gallen lekar bahar se aata hai aur aangan me rakhta hai...
Parth hum sabhi ki taraf dekhte hue- aree,, mami, Rahul bhaiya , satya bhaiya aap sab.... Phir aake turant sabke pair chuta hai...
Savita- jeete reh beta,,,
Mai- kahan ghum raha tha subah-subah...
Parth- papa ke sath khet me tha bhaiya... Aap sab kab aaye... ??
Mai- bas abhi 10 minute pehle...
Parth- accha bhaiya shaam ko milta hoon.. kheton me kaam karna hai..
Mai- chal mai bhi chalta hoon tere sath...
Rekha- chai toh peete ja.... Satya,,,
Mai- aake pi lunga.... Thoda khet ghum aaun chachi...
Phir main parth ke sath kheton ki taraf aakar ek pedh ki chaav me baith jaata hoon..
Mai parth ki peeth thapthapayi- aur chote kaisa hai??
Parth- bhaiya, aaraam se,,, ek toh hathode jaisa haath hai aapka..
Mai- kyu be.. khaata-peeta nhi hai?? Phir maine thoda aur kaskar peeth thapthapayi...
Parth- aaaahhhh.. bhaiya...
Mai- kya be.. nazuk kali ki terah kyun uchal raha hai??
Parth- bhaiya,, vo Raghav ne kal apne doston ke sath milkar mujhe belt se kaskar pela diya....
Mai- ye jhaat ka pissu.. sarpanch Bimla ka launda hai na??
Parth- haan bhaiya,, aap ko kaise pta??
Mai- ussi ki behan payal ka rishta aaya hai rahul bhaiya ke liye....
Parth- baap re,, etni chokha maal ka rista,, Rahul bhaiya ke liye...
Mai- bhosdike ab teri bhabhi banne wali hai.... es Raghav gandu ka thoda bio-data de..
Parth- nashedi hai sala,, dinbhar apne doston ke saath jeep me ghumta rehta hai.. behanchod ki shadi ho gayi hai,,, ek 2 saal ka baccha bhi hai... Ek mast maaldaar biwi ha,, bhaiya uski biwi ko toh dekhkar he mera lund khada ho jaata hai... Kabhi kabhi toh maan karta hai ki saali ko khoob humach-humach ke chodu....
Mai- accha,, sala gandu shadishuda hai lekin abhi tak eski gandugiri gayi nhi...
Parth- bhaiya,, bahut kaskar pela hai belt se... Dard ho rha hai
Mai- tune bataya nhi, pela kyu?? uski Gaand me bicchu ghus gya tha kya ??
Parth- vo ballu ko pareshan kar Raha tha bhaiya,, aap toh jante ho ballu ki dimaagi halat,, bechari 18 saal ka hone ke baad bhi bas ek 4 saal ka baccha hai.. usse nachva raha tha... Maine virodh kiya toh pel diya mujhe... vo toh accha hua tommy aa gya....
Mai- hahaha.. Tommy ne phir uski gaand Faadi ya nhi??
Parth- bhosdika bhaag gya apne doston ke sath..
Mai- chal tu kheton me jakar kaam kr.... Mai thoda aage ghum kar aaya... us gandu ko mai dekh lunga... Rahul bhaiya se kuch mat boliyo.... Theek hai..
Parth- theek bhaiya....
Kuch samay aage ki taraf kheton me chalta hoon toh Birju kaka ke sath 2 aadmi dikhte hain jo khatiya pr baith kr chillam pi rahe the....
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Mukhya patra-
1. Ramlal (mukhiya)
2. Savita (ramlal ki patni)
3. Rahul (bada beta)
4. Seema (beti)
5. Satya (chota beta) (mai)
Goan ke patron ka parichaye-
chacha ka pariwar-
1. Chunnilal (chacha)
2. Rekha (chachi)
3. Neha (beti)
4. Ballu (beta)
bua ka pariwar-
1. Pammi (bua)
2. Jaspal (fufa)
3. Parth (beta)
4. Meera (beti)
paaltu jaanwar-
1. Chetak (ghoda)
2. Kajri (bhains)
3. Tommy (kutta)
Nanihaal-
1. Manik (nana)
2. Gopal (mama)
3. Kamini (mami)
4. Khushi (beti) (shadishuda)
5. Akash (beta)
6. Alka (akash ki patni)
7. Rati (mousi) (vidhwa)
8. Geeta (badi beti)
9. Babita (choti beti)
sarpanch ka pariwar-
1. Bimla (sarpanch)
2. Pappu (sarpanch ka pati)
3. Payal (beti)
4. Raghav (beta)
5. Mamta (Raghav ki patni)
Birju kaka ka pariwar-
1. Birju kaka (mukhiya)
2. Kanta kaki (patni)
3. Chanda (beti)
4. Sambhu kaka (chota bhai)
5. Kamla kaki (sambhu ki patni)
6. Champa (vidhwa beti)
7. Bindu (choti beti)
8. Dinu (sambhu ka chela)
9. Dhaniya kaki (dinu ki vidhwa maa)
10. Bela (dinu ki behan)
Other main characters of town-
1. Sashi (savita ki saheli)
2. Richa (Sashi ki beti)
3. Malti (ramlal ki boss)
4. Anand (malti ka beta)
5. Sheetal (malti ki beti)
Brief introduction samay aane pe....
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