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update- 27
Dopahar 12 bje... Hum Rahul bhaiya ke saath sarpanch Bimla ji ke ghar ki taraf nikalne wale the ki ghar ke bahar koi aaya jise dekh sab ekdam shock ho gaye.....
Ab aage-
Mai- papa??
savita- aap eeee etni jaldi aa gye??
rahul- ppp papa aap??
Mai aur mummy toh bilkul hairaan reh gye the,, papa ka etna jaldi gaanv aana,, kuch samajh nhi aa raha tha... Dusri taraf seema didi ki bahut khush thi,,
ramlal- kya hua,, tum sabhi Etna hairaan kyun ho rahe ho??
rahul- kk kuch nhi papa?? Aap Etna jaldi aa gye...
ramlal- tumhari shadi ke liye rista lekar jaana hai aata kyun nhi Bhala...
seema- accha hua papa ki aap aa gye ab hum sabhi saath me jayenge....
phir papa apna bag chacha ko dete hain aur humare sath Bimla ji ke ghar ki taraf Nikal jaate hain... Bimla ji ka ghar kuch 1 km pr tha esliye hum kheton se hote hue paidal chalte chle ja rahe the....
papa mummy aur seema didi aage ki taraf chal rahe the , mai aur rahul bhaiya peeche-peeche chal rahe the.... Achanak Rahul bhaiya ne mera haath pakadkar mujhe rok diya....
rahul- bhai ruk na.... Kuch baat karni hai..
Mai- haath choro mera,, mummy papa aage nikal jayenge,, rasta bhi nhi pta mujhe
mai haath chura ke aage badh gaya.. lekin phir se rahul bhaiya ne mera haath pakad liya...
rahul- sun bhai... Dhere dhere chal please..
mai- kya baat hai,, aaj bahut bhai bhai bol rhe ho??
rahul- bas ek help kar de bhai...
mai- kaisi help??
rahul- mujhe ye shadi nhi karni...
mai- kya?? (Hairani se)
rahul- sshhh chup... Dhere bol....
mai- kyu nhi karni shadi???
rahul- vo sab mai baad me bataunga.... philhaal kisi bhi terah ye rishta hone se rok le...
mai- mai... Aap hosh me toh ho bhaiya...
rahul- dekh Bhai mai papa ke khilaaf nhi ja paunga... Tu kuch bhi karke ye rishta hone se rok... Nhi toh...
mai- nhi toh kya??
rahul- ye dekh.... Jo tune subah chachi ke saath aangan me kiya?? (Mobile me video dikhate hue)
mai thook gatakta hua video dekhne laga,,
rahul- etni hairaani se kya dekh raha hai.... Chinta mat kar,, kamre wali chudai record nhi ki hai....
mai- matlab aapko pta chal gya?? Aur kuch toh nhi pta na??
rahul- aur kya kiya be?? Chachi ko pet se toh nhi kar diya??
mai (maan me)- accha hua abhi bhaiya ko mummy aur mere baare me nhi pta chala,,
rahul- soch mat zyada,, ye video mummy ko dikha dunga.. agar meri baat nhi maani toh..
mai- theek hai... Mai kuch sochta hoon,,, lekin bhaiya tu shadi kyu nhi karna chahta ??
Rahul- mai baad me bataunga.... Pehle ye rishta hone se rukva kisi bhi terah....
hum kuch 20 minuton me sarpanch Bimla ke ghar pahuch jaate hain.... Vo hum sabhi ka acche se swagat karti hain,,,
Bimla ek 48 saal ki ekdam gadrayi aurat thi, jo swabhaav se bikul sakhat mijaj ki aurat thi.... Gaanv me Bimla ke samne koi bhi bolne ki himmat nhi karta tha,, choti se choti galti ki badi se badi saja deti thi esliye koi eske samne sir nhi uthata tha....
Pappu ek 60 saal ka dhila dhala aadmi tha.... Jo ki Bimla ka pati tha,, zyadatar seher me he rehta tha Business ke silsile me.... Bimla uppar se bhale he sakat mijaj ki thi lekin andar se ek number ki chudasi thi saali... Apne pappu ke pappu ko yaad karke khoob ungli kiya karti thi,,,
Payal 22 saal ki Bimla ki eklauti ladki hai.. jiske liye hum Rahul bhaiya ka rishta lekar aaye hain.. payal bhi kisi bala ki khubsurat pari thi... Raghav 25 saal ka Bimla ka beta tha aur Mamta 22 saal ki Bimla ki bahu...
Kuch he samay me dhaniya hum sabhi ke liye chai lekar aati hai aur side me khadi ho jaati hai.. dhaniya, dinu ki vidhwa maa hai aur kahani me eska bhi bahut khaas role hai... Sarpanch Bimla ke ghar ki head naukrani hai aur uski paltu kuttiya aur jawan se lekar buddhe sabhi ki nazar eski moti-moti chuchiyon pr rehti hai.... Har koi ese humach-humaach kr chodne sapne dekhta hai....
Dono ghar ke sadasye ek dusre se milte hain phir payal aur rahul bhaiya ko ek kamre me baat karne ke liye bhej diya jaata hai... Vo dono kuch 20 minute baad baat karke wapas aate hain.... Payal ko toh dekh kr he pta chal gya tha ki usne rishte ke liye Haan kar di hai....
Ramlal- Bimla ji toh rishta pakka samjhe??
Bimla- ramlal ji.. hum bina pandit ji ki salah liye kuch nhi karte....
Tabhi kamre me ek pandit aata hai....
Pandit- namaste Bimla ji....
Bimla- namaste pandit ji....
Pandit- ladka-ladki dono ki kundli dijiye....
Kundli lekar pandit ji 10 minute tak maan he maan vichar vimarsh karte hain...
Pandit- waah Bimla ji.. dono ke 36 ke 36 gun mil rahe hain....
Bimla- badhayi Ho samdhi ji... Payal ki shadi ab Rahul se he hogi....
Ramlal- aapko bhi samdhan ji badhayi ho.... pandit ji ab lage haath shagai ki tareekh bhi dekh lijiye...
Phir pandit ji bolte hain ki aane wali purnima ki raat he shagai hogi aur hum kuch samay baat karke wapas ghar ki taraf chal padte hain... Aur rahul bhaiya phir mujhse bolte hain...
Rahul- ab toh meri shadi bhi tai ho gayi satya.... Mujhe ye shadi nhi karni bhai,,,
Mai- aap chinta mat karo maine tarqeeb khoj li.. aap mummy papa aur seema didi ke sath ghar ki taraf jao.. mai abhi aaya..
Rahul- theek hai.. kuch bhi kar yaar,, bas mujhe nikal le es shadi se...
Phir mai kheton ke raste sambhu kaka ke kheton me aa jaata hoon..
Sambhu- aawa bitwa.. ka hui gawa??
Mai- kuch nahi kaka,, aap ee batavo ki Bimla ke ghar jo pandit aavat hai uska ghar kidhar hawe??
Sambhu- OOO pandit toh seher ka hawe bitwa!! Ka hui gawa bitwa???
Mai- kaka,, suno... Vo pandit abhi kuch he samay pehle Bimla ji ke ghar se nikla hai,, aap aur dinu ek saath usse kheton me daboch lo... Aur jaan se marne ki dhamki do ki aaj ke baad es gaanv me na aaye....
Sambhu- ka keh rahe ho bitwa...?? Ee na hui payi humse??
Mai (2000 ka note nikal ke)- ab ho jayega...
Sambhu- 2000 aur do toh sale ka ticket he kaat dete hain bitwa....
Mai- nahi.. kaka bas kisi bhi terah vo dubara gaanv na aaye Etna dara do...
Sambhu- chinta na kar bitwa.. mai dinu ke saath katta lekar nikal raha .. aaj ke baad vo gaanv nhi aayega..
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Sambhu ke jaane ke baad dusri taraf se Birju kaka aa rahe the,, maine unhe roka....
Birju- ka hua bitwa????
Mai- kaka,, ek kaam hai...
Birju- hukum karo es gulaam ko maalik.... Ee sambhu aur dinu se bilkul door raho malik,, dono guru chele bahut bade madarchod hain...
Mai- kaka,, mai jaanta hoon.. aaj toh pta bhi chal gaya.. khair seher se padit ka chola aur nakli dhadi ki vyavastha kar do.. bas
Birju- jo hukum maalik..... Shaam tak ho jayega...
update- 28
mai Birju kaka ko pandit ka chola aur nakli dhadi seher se khareed kr laane ke liye bol diya aur kuch ruppee bhi de diye aur phir ghar laut aaya,, ghar me sabhi khush the ki rishta pakka ho gaya hai.... Shaam ho gayi thi kuch lagbhag 6 bje ka waqt tha,,
rahul bhaiya ka shadi na karne ki wajeh kya thi??? Mujhe kuch bhi samajh nhi aa raha tha esliye maine socha ki rahul bhaiya se baat ki jaye... Ghar me kaafi khoja lekin Rahul bhaiya kahin nhi dikha, pta nhi kahan gaya tha?? Kitchen me mummy ko dekha toh bola...
mai- maa vo Rahul bhaiya kahan hai??
savita- kheton ki taraf gaya hoga.... Kal bhi kheton se kaafi late aaya tha...
mai- accha,, chal rahi hai kya kheton me??
savita- ghar pe kya kam pareshaan karta hai ki ab kheton me bhi pareshan karega!!
mai gaand sehlaate hue- chal na meri raani.. tujhe kheton me apna ganna chusaunga...
savita- ssshhh,,,, besharam chup kar,,,, tera bapu pta nhi Kyu aa gya hum maa-bete ke beech... Unhe kuch zaruuri baat karni hai..
mai- accha maa tu ja phir,, mai kheton ki taraf nikalta hoon..
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kuch 10 minute mein mai tehelte hue kheton me aa jaata hoon... mujhe rahul bhaiya kahin nhi dikh rahe the esliye mai chacha ko puchta hoon..
mai- chacha Rahul bhaiya khet me aaye the kya???
chunnilal- bitwa,, rahulva toh aam ke bagiche me tha, aam kha raha tha....
mai- accha theek hai chacha.. mai chalta hoon...
Mai phir aam ke bagiche ki taraf chal deta hoon.. dusri taraf ganne ke kheton se mujhe aaj phir se ussi ladki ki siskiyon ki avaaj aati hai.. ye avaaj ussi ladki ki thi ,, mai toh maan he maan bol raha tha ki saali randi ko aaj pel kar rahunga... Aur ussi ke yaar ke samne pelunga.... Bhosdika kaun hai jiski etni himmat ho gayi ki hamare khteon me he laundiya pel raha hai..
mai aahista-aahista ganne ke kheton ki taraf badha..... Ladki ke siskiyon ki avaaj khoob tez hoti ja rahi thi.. saali ki siskiyon ki avaaj sunkar toh yahi lag raha tha ki barso ki pyasi bhookhi ghodi ho.... Mai ab vo drishye dekhne he wala tha... Maine ganne ki jhadiyon ko hataya toh meri nazar us ladke aur ladki pr gayi.. Ladki Zameen pr apni gori-gori moti jaangho ko failayi hui thi aur ladka badi bedardi se uski chut me apne lund ke damdaar dhaake khoob hachak-hachak ke pel raha tha.. mai us ladke ki peeth ke taraf khada tha esliye mujhe dono ka chehra nhi dikh raha tha..... Ladka toh bilkul pehalwaan he lag raha tha aur ladki ki moti moti jaangho ko dekh toh mera lund bhi dhoti me bilkal tann gaya tha..... Agle he pal ladki ne apni moti-moti jaanghe ladke ki peeth pr kas li aur vo ladka uski chut me jhaad gaya aur haafne laga...
kuch samay baad vo ladka us ladki ke uppar se hta aur bagal me let gaya... Un dobo ka chehra dekh toh meri sitti pitti gul ho gayi.. mai aisa sapne me bhi soch nhi sakta tha,, mai turant mobile on kiya aur 4-5 photos click kar li... Phir mai ganne ki jhadiyon ko hta dono ke samne aa gya... Mujhe dekh dono hadbada gaye aur turant apne kapde pehan liye....
mai- waah.. Rahul bhaiya toh esliye aapko shadi nhi karni thi...
rahul- vo vo.. Mai.... (Sir jhukate hue)
mai- aur aap neha didi.... Ye sab kabse chal raha hai..??
neha- satya,, please hum dono ko galat mat samajh..
mai- neha didi kabse chal raha hai ye sab?? (Gusse dikhane ka natak karte hue)
neha- vo pichle 9-10 saal se.....
mai- kya??? (Shock hote hue)
rahul- haan,, satya neha bilkul sahi bol rahi hai....
Dono bilkul shant khade ho gye the aur kuch bolne layak nhi reh gye the.... Mai bhi zyada rude nhi hua kyunki mai khud maa ke saath ek aise relation me tha jiske liye humare samaj me koi jageh nhi hai...
mai- aap dono zyada udaas mat ho.... Kya aap ek dusre se pyaar karte ho ya phir bas maze ke liye??
rahul- satya hum dono ek dusre se pyaar karte hain pr humara samaj khooni rishton me pyaar ki ejazat nhi deta esliye mai aur Neha sabse chup-chupkar pyaar karte hain...
Neha- mujhe pta hai ki ek na ek din Rahul aur mujhe kisi aur se shadi karni hogi,, Rahul ke liye maine pta nhi kitne rishte tod diya.... Rahul bhi payal se shadi nhi karna chahta..
Mai- mujhe pta hai ki bhaiya payal se shadi nhi karna chahte... Aap dono ki baat bhi bilkul sahi hai,, aap kar bhi kya sakte ho... Samaj ki khilaaf toh ja nahi sakte... Khair maine rasta nikaal liya hai jisse shadi tal jayegi....
neha- satya,, kisi bhi terah shadi nhi honi chahiye.... Badle me kuch bhi karle mere saath lekin ye shadi nhi honi chahiye...
mai- waah.. neha didi waah.... Tu toh bhaiya se pyaar karti hai na?? Jo kehna chahti ho sidhe bolo na....
rahul- neha ye baccha hai aur eski soch bhi choti hai.... Mai ghar ja raha hoon tu isse samjha de.... Phir rahul bhaiya ghar ki taraf Nikal jaate hain...
mai- kya bol gya ye bhaiya,, Mujhe kuch samajh nhi aaya...
neha- sun Mai samjhati hoon.. Mai aur rahul ek dusre ke jism se nahi balki aatma se pyaar karte hain.. hum dono ke liye humare shareer ki koi ehmiyat nahi hai.. Rahul ne mujhe sab bataya hai ki seher me vo kitni ladkiyo ke saath soya hai aur mai bhi gaanv ke jawan ladko ke saath... Samajh gya na....
mai- matlab didi tum kisi se bhi chudvao esse Rahul bhaiya ko koi fark nhi padta.. aisa kaise ho sakta hai.. tum dono toh ek dusre se pyaar karte ho na??
neha- haan koi fark nhi padta.. tabhi toh maine tujhse kaha ki jo bhi karna hai kar le mere saath.. bas ye shadi rok de kisi bhi terah... Pyaar ka matlab sabke liye alag hai.... Aur pariwarik rishton me pyaar karna hai toh bacchu apne shareer ki kurbaani toh deni padti hai...
mai- matlab????
Neha- matlab jaise aaj tune hum dono ko chudai karte hue dekh liya.... Agar teri jageh koi aur ladka hota toh meri chut ko chodne ke liye toh zaroor maangta aur agar koi ladki hoti toh tere bhaiya ka mota lund apni chut me lene ke liye pagal ho jaati,, maine aur rahul ne gaanv me he aur ladke ladkiyo ke saath bhi kiya hai...
Mai- kyu kiya?? Etna he saccha pyaar karte the toh bhaag gaye hote!! Gaanv chor kr chali jaati bhaiya ke saath...
Neha- Accha,, badnaami kaun jhelta?? Humare maa-bapu... Vo bhi zindagi bhar....
Mai bilkul chup ho gya kyunki neha didi ki baat bilkul jayij thi.... Kuch galat nhi bola tha unhone...
Neha- ab aise muh mat latka,, tu Etna bhi bhola nhi hai samjha.. Rahul ke saath maine bhi dekha ki kaise kamre me apni chachi ko godi me uchal-uchalkar chod raha tha.... Bikul daya nhi aayi meri maa pr.... Haan....
Mai neha didi ke ghagre ke andar haath daalte hue dono mote-mote nitambh uppar utha diye aur kaskar masalne laga aur bola- tum dono maa-beti ki chut ya muh me din raat kisi na kisi ka lund rehna chahiye..... Tumse badi randiyan toh es gaanv me nahi hongi...
Neha- humse bhi badi randiyaan hai es gaanv me ,,, ab bolta he rahega ya phir apni randi ko chodega bhi.... Phir neha didi mere hothon se apne hothon ko mila deti hai....
Mai turant apne hothon ko alag kar deta hoon aur dono haath ko uski moti gaand se hta deta hoon....
Neha- kya hua???
Mai- meri randi hai na.. toh jab maan hoga tabhi chodunga.... Chal nikal abhi....
Neha- dekh satya,, tu din raat mujhe apni rakhail banakar rakh lekin Rahul ke saath us payal ki shadi nhi honi chahiye.... phir neha didi chali jaati hain...
Shaam ke 7:30 bj rahe the mujhe Birju kaka se pandit ka chola aur vo nakli dhadi bhi leni thi.. maine unke ghar jaakar samaan liya aur wapas ghar ki taraf chal diya... Kuch 8 bje mai ghar aa gya....
Mai nalke pr muh haath dhoya aur aangan me khatiye pr baith gya... Tabhi mummy chai lekar aayi... mummy ke chehre se he samajh gaya ki zaroor papa se phir jhagda hua hai...
Mai- kya baat hai maa??
Savita- kaam hai kitchen me... Bartan maajna hai.
Mai- dekh maa,, aage se jhooth bolegi na toh accha nhi hoga,,, Baith yahan....
Savita baithte hue- kya krega???
Mai edhar udhar dekhte hue- aage se jhooth bolegi toh issi aangaan me tujhe nangi karke teri gadrayi gudaj gaand pr kode maarunga..
Savita- isssss.... Aisa mat bol re,, mai toh apni kalpana me he tujhe apni gaand pe kode maarta hua dekh rahi hoon... Ufffff... Aur kya karega mera raja....
Mai- sali kitni chudasi hai re tu.... Ab bol ki bapu se kya baat hui...
Savita- us kalmuhe ka naam lekar sara mood he kharaab kar diya... Vo yahin pr rahega agle 1-2 mahine...
Mai- kya??? Pr kyun (shock hote hue)
Savita- uski randi bhi aa rahi hai ab... Vo Malti aur uske dono bacche.... Sheetal aur anand.. us randi ka koi business bhi hai esliye vo randi bhi kuch dino me yahin aa rahi hai.. vo koi factory kholna chahti hai gaanv me....
Mai- gaanv me factory khulegi.... Kheton ki zameen kharaab ho jayegi....
Savita- jabhi toh tere chacha aur fufa ka bhi jhagda hua hai unse.... Khet ki zameen banjar ban jayegi..... tere chacha aur fufa ko bhi khet ki zameen bechani padegi...
Mai- lekin maa,, ye khet humare purvajon ki ek matra nishani hai.. hum kheton ko nhi bechne wale.... nana toh kisi bhi haal me papa ki baat nhi manenge...
Savita- tere chacha aur fufa bhi eske khilaaf hain... Lekin tere papa ne bola hai ki unhe muh maange paise milenge.... Tere nana se aaj baat hui thi unhone toh mana kar diya hai... Ki vo kheton ki zameen nhi denge....
Mai- maa aisa toh mai hone nhi dunga... nana ne bhi bilkul sahi kiya...
Savita- bhagwaan jaane kya hoga??
Update- 29
Savita- tere chacha aur fufa bhi eske khilaaf hain... Lekin tere papa ne bola hai ki unhe muh maange paise milenge.... Tere nana se aaj baat hui thi unhone toh mana kar diya hai... Ki vo kheton ki zameen nhi denge....
Mai- maa aisa toh mai hone nhi dunga... nana ne bhi bilkul sahi kiya...
Savita- bhagwaan jaane kya hoga??
ab aage-
mai- malti aunty ko toh mai sabak sikha dunga maa,, bas mai jaisa bolu ab waisa kariyo maa...
Phir mummy khana banane chali jaati hain..
raat ko maine agli subah ke liye plan banaya aur so gya,, raat ko sote waqt mujhe aaj phir laga ki 12-1 bje ke aas paas koi toh aangan me aaya tha,, aaj neend tooti toh vo saya phir se dikha mujhe... Maine zyada gaur nhi diya aur so gya,,
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subah ka waqt 6 bje.....
Mai bathroom me ghusa aur vo pandit wala chola pehan liya aur saath me nakli safed dadhi aur nakli safed baal bhi laga liye lekin phir bhi Mai pehchaan me aa raha tha esliye maine aankhon pr ek kala chasma bhi pehan liya aur haath me ek kaathi lekar ban gya ek andha sadhu baba,,
ghar ke bahar aaya aur avaaj lagayi...
mai- jai bhole...... Jai bhole......
Koi bahar nhi aaya,, lag raha tha ki sabhi so rahe hain esliye maine aur zor se avaaj lagayi....
mai- jai bhole...... Alakh niranjan....alakh niranjan...
Kuch 2 minute baad darwaza khula aur maa bahar aayi...
savita- pranam maharaj....
mai- khush raho bitiya.....
savita- baba aap kaun hain?? Aur kahan se padhare hain?
mai- beti hum apna parichaye nahi balki dusron ke dukho ke nivaran ka upaye batate hain.. pr tum ghar ke chaukhat pr khadi rakhkar humara apmaan karna chahti ho??
Savita- maaf kijiye babaji,, aap bhitar padhariye...
mai mummy ke sath aangan me aa jaata hoon.. ab jab maa nhi pehchaan payi toh bhala koi aur kaise pehchan payega ki sadhu baba ke bhes mein Mai hoon...
Savita- baba ji aap aandhe hain??
Mai- nahi beti.... Hum aankh se bhale he andhe hain lekin apni maan ki aankh se sab kuch dekh sakte hain..
savita- ji baba... Aap khatiya pr baithiye...
mai khatiya pr baithte hue- savita beti thoda jal grahan karva de...
Savita chakit hote hue- baba,, aap mera naam kaise jante ho??
mai- beti hum toh antaryami hain... Gaanv se guzar he rahe the ki tere ghar ke uppar ek kala chaya mandraati nazar aayi toh yahan milne aaye...
mummy ekdam se ghabrakar mere pairon ko pakadkar baith gayi aur boli..
savita- baba hum toh khoob pooja-paath karte hain toh ,, ghar me sankat kaise aa sakta hai....
mai- dekh beti tere 3 bacche hain.... Bada beta, ek pyari si beti aur ek chota beta jiske saath beti tune sambhog kiya hai....
Mummy toh bilkul dar jaati hain....
savita rote hue- baba ji daya karo.. maaf kar dijiye.. mai lachaar thi....
mai- alakh niranjan.... Haha.... Beti teri koi galti nhi.... Honi ko koi nahi taal sakta,, jo hua so hua... Khatra toh tere bade bete ko hai...
savita chaukte hue- kaisa khatra baba ji.. koi upaaye dijiye baba..
mai- Rahul ki shadi taal do.... Agar uski shadi hui toh vo apni suhagraat ko he mar jayega....
mummy ko toh jaise jhatka sa lag jaata hai.... Unhe kuch samajh nhi aata vo bas roti ja rahi thi.... Abhi bhi ghar me sab so rahe the,, sabhi log jaag gye toh dikkat ho jayegi... Esliye maine socha ki jaldi nikal liya jaye..
mai- beti.. Ye aansu poch le.. bas mai jo bhi kahunga usse tujhe bina sawal kiye karna hoga.... Phir tere bade bete ko kuch nhi hoga
savita- ji baba ji.... Kya karna hoga mujhe...
mai- kuch vidhi poorn karni hongi... Jo waqt aane pr bataunga.. philhaal ke liye Rahul ki shadi taal do.. kisi bhi terah....
savita- jaisa aap theek samjhe babaji....
mai- ab hum chalte hain....
savita- pranam baba....
mai- khush raho beti....
phir mummy kitchen ki taraf chali gayi aur mai bahar jaane ka natak karte hue aangan ke paas wale baathroom me ghus gaya aur chola, nakli dadhi aur chasma nikalkar potli me rakh diya.. phir bahar aakar potli ko chupa deta hoon....
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kareeb 8 bje sabhi log jaag chuke the aur mummy ne sabhi ko khabar kiya ki subah ek baba ji aaye the.... Shadi taalne ki baat hui toh papa ne kaafi virodh kiya ki shadi nhi taali jayegi lekin jab pammi bua aur rekha chachi ne bhi mummy ka samarthan kiya toh papa baat maan gye,,
papa baat maan toh gye lekin unhone kaha ki shaam ko vo chacha aur fufa ke saath sarpanch Bimla ki kothi pr jaakar unse baat karenge.. aur phir agar Bimla ji ki ejazat hui,, toh he shadi taali jaayegi....
edhar dusri taraf... Ab kahani narrator ki zubani...
bimla ki kothi- dopahar 12 bje....
Bimla ek jhini sa libas pehan kar ulta leti thi uske ghagre me uske mote gol tarbooj jaise gand ek dam laraz rahe the jise dekh uski dasi dhaniya ke muh me bhi pani aa gaya tha, dhaniya pichle 10 minute se bimla ka malish kr rhi thi,,, jaitoon ke tel se,,,, bimla ke dono taraf apne pair rakh kar malish kr rhi thi,,
Ek dhaniya he thi jo bimla ki sabse wafadaar paltu kutiya thi,, dhaniya maalish karte hue boli...
Dhaniya- malkin aap ka badan tap rha hai...
Bimla- humm huu(siski lete hue)
Dhaniya- kahin aapko bukhar to nahi Malkin... or ghagra ke niche uske pair or jaangh tak tel lagakar malish kr rhi thi....
Bimla- nahi re dhaniya...thoda upar kar dhaniya,, or uska haath pakar kr apne chutad pr rkh deti hai..
Dhaniya- haye ram... itna gol or itna bada dono hatho me toh malkin ka kuch aata he nahi hai..
Bimla- kya boli???
Dhaniya- kuch nahi,,, malkin agar me purush hoti to aapka haal bura kr deti....
Bimla- badi aayi mera bura haal karne waali,, maalish toh hoti nhi acche se...Aur Bimla apne peeth pr chota sa kapde ka tukda jis se doodh dhak rhe the, kas leti hai or seedhi ho jaati hai....
Dhaniya- jitni chaudi peeth hai, utni moti doodh bhi hain Malkin ke,, or gand to maano bade do tarbooze ho (maan me badbadti hai)
Dhaniya pet se le kr kandhe tak malish karti hai aur tel ki shishi lekar ubhare hue pet ki nabhi me tel udhel deti hai....
Dhaniya- haye ram... kitna tel nabhi me ruk gaya itni gehri nabhi hai to (maan me chut ki khai kitni gehri hogi aur gaand to mano surang se hogi)
Bimla jab shadi karke aayi thi tabhi se apni chut ki aag bujhane ke liye vo dhaniya ka sahara lete aa rahi hai or dhaniya se dosti si ho gayi thi Bimla ki...
Sarpanch Bimla ab dhaniya ke haath pakadkar apne mote-mote doodh pe le jaati hai aur daant se apne hoth chabane lagti hai...
Dhaniya dono haath se ek doodh ko pakar kr marorti hai aur us se bhi reha na jaata esliye Bimla ke doodh ko chuum leti hai...
Dhaniya- haye daiya.. Etna bada doodh hai malkin... dekho mere haathon me tak nahi sama raha...
Bimla- randi khud apne doodh dekh.... Saali pta nhi kis bhediye se chudwati hai... Saali etne mote aur masal chuchiyan kis jaanwar se karvaye hain masal-masal kar tune?? Bol..
Dhaniya- malkin mai thehri vidhwa,, khud ke haathon se he masalna padhta hai.... gaanv me koi aisa mard paida nhi hua jo sarpanch Bimla ki dasi ko haath bhi laga paaye...
Bimla- ek toh mera ye derh futiya pati.. sale ko meri chut ki bilkul parvaah tak nhi hai.... kabse bol rahi hoon tujhse ki gaanv me koi tagda lavda khoj?? Ab nhi Saha jaata dhaniya re ummmmm......
Dhaniya- malkin gaanv ke sabhi mard aapse darte hain jis wajeh se vo mujhe bhi kuch nhi karte... (Dono doodh ko maslte hue)
Bimla- aahhhh.... re dhaniya... Kuch bhi karke ek tagda sa lund khoj mere liye.... mujhe kya pta tha ki gaanv ke mardo ko dara-dhamka kar rakhne ke chakkar me meri chut ki ye halat ho jayegi.....
Dhaniya- malkin.... Aapka keher toh etna hai mardo me ki agar mai apni chut kholkar samne rakh doon toh bhi koi aisa mard nhi aayega samne se jo meri chut faad de... aur malkin apki chut maarne ka sapna toh gaanv ke sabhi mard dekh rahe hain... Malkin mujhe naukri se nikal do, kam se kam mai apni chut toh marva lungi kisi na kisi se...
bimla- aaahhhh... Ummmm..... Tujhe naukri se nikal diya toh meri chut rani ka khyal kaun rakhne aayega.... Chal ab jaldi se meri chut chaat kar paani nikal dhaniya.. aahhh.. re mui.....
Agle he pal dhaniya uthkar Bimla ke pairon ki taraf aati hai aur Bimla ki jaanghon ko failakar uske chut me matar ke daane pr apni jubaan ragad deti hai.....
Bimla- aaaahhhh..... Ummm..... Aahhhhh... Ummmm..... Aaaahhhhhh.....
Kuch 5 minute baad Bimla daniya ke muh me jhadh jaati hai.... Aur haafne lagi hai....
Dhaniya- malkin.. maine khush kiya na??
Bimla uthkar baithti hai.... tabhi....
CHATAKKKKKKK...........
Bimla- haramkhor.... Ek baat kaan kholkar sun le... Chut ki aag mai bardash kar sakti hoon.. lekin koi mard mere uppar nazar daale ye mai nahi seh sakti.... Kisi mard ki baat mere samne mat kiya kr dhaniya...
Dhaniya rote hue- Malkin pr aap bhi toh maalish karte waqt mardo ki baat karne lagti ho....
Bimla- uttejna me nhi saha jaata dhaniya,,, Lekin tujhe toh khyal hona chahiye.....
dhaniya maan me- ye Malkin ko bhi ajeeb hain ek taraf lund ke liye tarasti hain toh dusri taraf gaanv ke mardo pr zulam karti hain....
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shaam 5 bje.....
Ramlal, chunnilal aur jaspal , sarpanch Bimla ki kothi pr pahuchte hain.. teeno sarpanch Bimla ko pranam karte hain aur Bimla esharo me un teeno ko baithne ko kehti hai..
bimla- boliye ramlal ji.. achanak kaise aana hua??
ramlal- Bimla ji.. vo shadi taalni hogi...
bimla gusse me- shadi nhi tal sakti,, pandit ji ne jis din shagai aur shadi ki tareekh rakhi hai ussi din shadi hogi..
chunnilal- Bimla ji... Gaanv me ek baba padhare hain!!
jaspal- vo antaryami hain Bimla ji... Andhe hain phir bhi sab kuch dikhayi deta hai..
chunnilal- bhouji ko mile hain aaj subah... Vo toh bhouji ka naam bhi pehle se jaante the...
jaspal- naam he nhi Bimla ji.. unhe toh ye bhi pta tha ki rahul ka rishta kis ghar me aur kiske saath pakka hua hai..
bimla bilkul hairaan reh jaati hai....
ramlal- Bimla ji mai samjhata hoon... Aur phir ramlal sab kuch Bimla ko bta deta hai...
bimla- accha.. toh theek hai agar baba ji etne he gyani hain toh bina unki ejazat ke mai koi faisla lena uchit nhi samajhti... Ab aap sabhi ja sakte hain.. mai baba ji se khud baat karungi...
phir vo sabhi chle jaate hain... Aur tabhi Bimla apni kuttiya ko avaaj lagati hai..
bimla- arree oo dhaniya....
dhaniya turant aati hai- ji malkin...
bimla- gaanv me koi babaji padhare hain.. turant unhe kothi pr aane ka nimantran do...
dhaniya- Malkin... En dhongi baba ke chakkar me mat pado...
bimla- randi,, tujhse raye maangi kya?? Haan..
dhaniya- nhi Malkin...
bimla- baba bahut gyani pratit hote hain.. ramlal ke ghar pr aaj subah jo ghatna ghati vo koi aam baat nahi thi... Agar ramlal ki baat sahi nikli toh aaj ke baad mai sabhi faisle unse vichar karke he lungi.... Pandit ji ko bhi aane ka nyota do... Kal subah...
daniya- ji malkin.....
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shaam ka waqt 6 bje...
mai mummy ke saath nana ke ghar ki taraf Nikal Gaya...
update- 27
Dopahar 12 bje... Hum Rahul bhaiya ke saath sarpanch Bimla ji ke ghar ki taraf nikalne wale the ki ghar ke bahar koi aaya jise dekh sab ekdam shock ho gaye.....
Ab aage-
Mai- papa??
savita- aap eeee etni jaldi aa gye??
rahul- ppp papa aap??
Mai aur mummy toh bilkul hairaan reh gye the,, papa ka etna jaldi gaanv aana,, kuch samajh nhi aa raha tha... Dusri taraf seema didi ki bahut khush thi,,
ramlal- kya hua,, tum sabhi Etna hairaan kyun ho rahe ho??
rahul- kk kuch nhi papa?? Aap Etna jaldi aa gye...
ramlal- tumhari shadi ke liye rista lekar jaana hai aata kyun nhi Bhala...
seema- accha hua papa ki aap aa gye ab hum sabhi saath me jayenge....
phir papa apna bag chacha ko dete hain aur humare sath Bimla ji ke ghar ki taraf Nikal jaate hain... Bimla ji ka ghar kuch 1 km pr tha esliye hum kheton se hote hue paidal chalte chle ja rahe the....
papa mummy aur seema didi aage ki taraf chal rahe the , mai aur rahul bhaiya peeche-peeche chal rahe the.... Achanak Rahul bhaiya ne mera haath pakadkar mujhe rok diya....
rahul- bhai ruk na.... Kuch baat karni hai..
Mai- haath choro mera,, mummy papa aage nikal jayenge,, rasta bhi nhi pta mujhe
mai haath chura ke aage badh gaya.. lekin phir se rahul bhaiya ne mera haath pakad liya...
rahul- sun bhai... Dhere dhere chal please..
mai- kya baat hai,, aaj bahut bhai bhai bol rhe ho??
rahul- bas ek help kar de bhai...
mai- kaisi help??
rahul- mujhe ye shadi nhi karni...
mai- kya?? (Hairani se)
rahul- sshhh chup... Dhere bol....
mai- kyu nhi karni shadi???
rahul- vo sab mai baad me bataunga.... philhaal kisi bhi terah ye rishta hone se rok le...
mai- mai... Aap hosh me toh ho bhaiya...
rahul- dekh Bhai mai papa ke khilaaf nhi ja paunga... Tu kuch bhi karke ye rishta hone se rok... Nhi toh...
mai- nhi toh kya??
rahul- ye dekh.... Jo tune subah chachi ke saath aangan me kiya?? (Mobile me video dikhate hue)
mai thook gatakta hua video dekhne laga,,
rahul- etni hairaani se kya dekh raha hai.... Chinta mat kar,, kamre wali chudai record nhi ki hai....
mai- matlab aapko pta chal gya?? Aur kuch toh nhi pta na??
rahul- aur kya kiya be?? Chachi ko pet se toh nhi kar diya??
mai (maan me)- accha hua abhi bhaiya ko mummy aur mere baare me nhi pta chala,,
rahul- soch mat zyada,, ye video mummy ko dikha dunga.. agar meri baat nhi maani toh..
mai- theek hai... Mai kuch sochta hoon,,, lekin bhaiya tu shadi kyu nhi karna chahta ??
Rahul- mai baad me bataunga.... Pehle ye rishta hone se rukva kisi bhi terah....
hum kuch 20 minuton me sarpanch Bimla ke ghar pahuch jaate hain.... Vo hum sabhi ka acche se swagat karti hain,,,
Bimla ek 48 saal ki ekdam gadrayi aurat thi, jo swabhaav se bikul sakhat mijaj ki aurat thi.... Gaanv me Bimla ke samne koi bhi bolne ki himmat nhi karta tha,, choti se choti galti ki badi se badi saja deti thi esliye koi eske samne sir nhi uthata tha....
Pappu ek 60 saal ka dhila dhala aadmi tha.... Jo ki Bimla ka pati tha,, zyadatar seher me he rehta tha Business ke silsile me.... Bimla uppar se bhale he sakat mijaj ki thi lekin andar se ek number ki chudasi thi saali... Apne pappu ke pappu ko yaad karke khoob ungli kiya karti thi,,,
Payal 22 saal ki Bimla ki eklauti ladki hai.. jiske liye hum Rahul bhaiya ka rishta lekar aaye hain.. payal bhi kisi bala ki khubsurat pari thi... Raghav 25 saal ka Bimla ka beta tha aur Mamta 22 saal ki Bimla ki bahu...
Kuch he samay me dhaniya hum sabhi ke liye chai lekar aati hai aur side me khadi ho jaati hai.. dhaniya, dinu ki vidhwa maa hai aur kahani me eska bhi bahut khaas role hai... Sarpanch Bimla ke ghar ki head naukrani hai aur uski paltu kuttiya aur jawan se lekar buddhe sabhi ki nazar eski moti-moti chuchiyon pr rehti hai.... Har koi ese humach-humaach kr chodne sapne dekhta hai....
Dono ghar ke sadasye ek dusre se milte hain phir payal aur rahul bhaiya ko ek kamre me baat karne ke liye bhej diya jaata hai... Vo dono kuch 20 minute baad baat karke wapas aate hain.... Payal ko toh dekh kr he pta chal gya tha ki usne rishte ke liye Haan kar di hai....
Ramlal- Bimla ji toh rishta pakka samjhe??
Bimla- ramlal ji.. hum bina pandit ji ki salah liye kuch nhi karte....
Tabhi kamre me ek pandit aata hai....
Pandit- namaste Bimla ji....
Bimla- namaste pandit ji....
Pandit- ladka-ladki dono ki kundli dijiye....
Kundli lekar pandit ji 10 minute tak maan he maan vichar vimarsh karte hain...
Pandit- waah Bimla ji.. dono ke 36 ke 36 gun mil rahe hain....
Bimla- badhayi Ho samdhi ji... Payal ki shadi ab Rahul se he hogi....
Ramlal- aapko bhi samdhan ji badhayi ho.... pandit ji ab lage haath shagai ki tareekh bhi dekh lijiye...
Phir pandit ji bolte hain ki aane wali purnima ki raat he shagai hogi aur hum kuch samay baat karke wapas ghar ki taraf chal padte hain... Aur rahul bhaiya phir mujhse bolte hain...
Rahul- ab toh meri shadi bhi tai ho gayi satya.... Mujhe ye shadi nhi karni bhai,,,
Mai- aap chinta mat karo maine tarqeeb khoj li.. aap mummy papa aur seema didi ke sath ghar ki taraf jao.. mai abhi aaya..
Rahul- theek hai.. kuch bhi kar yaar,, bas mujhe nikal le es shadi se...
Phir mai kheton ke raste sambhu kaka ke kheton me aa jaata hoon..
Sambhu- aawa bitwa.. ka hui gawa??
Mai- kuch nahi kaka,, aap ee batavo ki Bimla ke ghar jo pandit aavat hai uska ghar kidhar hawe??
Sambhu- OOO pandit toh seher ka hawe bitwa!! Ka hui gawa bitwa???
Mai- kaka,, suno... Vo pandit abhi kuch he samay pehle Bimla ji ke ghar se nikla hai,, aap aur dinu ek saath usse kheton me daboch lo... Aur jaan se marne ki dhamki do ki aaj ke baad es gaanv me na aaye....
Sambhu- ka keh rahe ho bitwa...?? Ee na hui payi humse??
Mai (2000 ka note nikal ke)- ab ho jayega...
Sambhu- 2000 aur do toh sale ka ticket he kaat dete hain bitwa....
Mai- nahi.. kaka bas kisi bhi terah vo dubara gaanv na aaye Etna dara do...
Sambhu- chinta na kar bitwa.. mai dinu ke saath katta lekar nikal raha .. aaj ke baad vo gaanv nhi aayega..
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Sambhu ke jaane ke baad dusri taraf se Birju kaka aa rahe the,, maine unhe roka....
Birju- ka hua bitwa????
Mai- kaka,, ek kaam hai...
Birju- hukum karo es gulaam ko maalik.... Ee sambhu aur dinu se bilkul door raho malik,, dono guru chele bahut bade madarchod hain...
Mai- kaka,, mai jaanta hoon.. aaj toh pta bhi chal gaya.. khair seher se padit ka chola aur nakli dhadi ki vyavastha kar do.. bas
Birju- jo hukum maalik..... Shaam tak ho jayega...
update- 28
mai Birju kaka ko pandit ka chola aur nakli dhadi seher se khareed kr laane ke liye bol diya aur kuch ruppee bhi de diye aur phir ghar laut aaya,, ghar me sabhi khush the ki rishta pakka ho gaya hai.... Shaam ho gayi thi kuch lagbhag 6 bje ka waqt tha,,
rahul bhaiya ka shadi na karne ki wajeh kya thi??? Mujhe kuch bhi samajh nhi aa raha tha esliye maine socha ki rahul bhaiya se baat ki jaye... Ghar me kaafi khoja lekin Rahul bhaiya kahin nhi dikha, pta nhi kahan gaya tha?? Kitchen me mummy ko dekha toh bola...
mai- maa vo Rahul bhaiya kahan hai??
savita- kheton ki taraf gaya hoga.... Kal bhi kheton se kaafi late aaya tha...
mai- accha,, chal rahi hai kya kheton me??
savita- ghar pe kya kam pareshaan karta hai ki ab kheton me bhi pareshan karega!!
mai gaand sehlaate hue- chal na meri raani.. tujhe kheton me apna ganna chusaunga...
savita- ssshhh,,,, besharam chup kar,,,, tera bapu pta nhi Kyu aa gya hum maa-bete ke beech... Unhe kuch zaruuri baat karni hai..
mai- accha maa tu ja phir,, mai kheton ki taraf nikalta hoon..
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kuch 10 minute mein mai tehelte hue kheton me aa jaata hoon... mujhe rahul bhaiya kahin nhi dikh rahe the esliye mai chacha ko puchta hoon..
mai- chacha Rahul bhaiya khet me aaye the kya???
chunnilal- bitwa,, rahulva toh aam ke bagiche me tha, aam kha raha tha....
mai- accha theek hai chacha.. mai chalta hoon...
Mai phir aam ke bagiche ki taraf chal deta hoon.. dusri taraf ganne ke kheton se mujhe aaj phir se ussi ladki ki siskiyon ki avaaj aati hai.. ye avaaj ussi ladki ki thi ,, mai toh maan he maan bol raha tha ki saali randi ko aaj pel kar rahunga... Aur ussi ke yaar ke samne pelunga.... Bhosdika kaun hai jiski etni himmat ho gayi ki hamare khteon me he laundiya pel raha hai..
mai aahista-aahista ganne ke kheton ki taraf badha..... Ladki ke siskiyon ki avaaj khoob tez hoti ja rahi thi.. saali ki siskiyon ki avaaj sunkar toh yahi lag raha tha ki barso ki pyasi bhookhi ghodi ho.... Mai ab vo drishye dekhne he wala tha... Maine ganne ki jhadiyon ko hataya toh meri nazar us ladke aur ladki pr gayi.. Ladki Zameen pr apni gori-gori moti jaangho ko failayi hui thi aur ladka badi bedardi se uski chut me apne lund ke damdaar dhaake khoob hachak-hachak ke pel raha tha.. mai us ladke ki peeth ke taraf khada tha esliye mujhe dono ka chehra nhi dikh raha tha..... Ladka toh bilkul pehalwaan he lag raha tha aur ladki ki moti moti jaangho ko dekh toh mera lund bhi dhoti me bilkal tann gaya tha..... Agle he pal ladki ne apni moti-moti jaanghe ladke ki peeth pr kas li aur vo ladka uski chut me jhaad gaya aur haafne laga...
kuch samay baad vo ladka us ladki ke uppar se hta aur bagal me let gaya... Un dobo ka chehra dekh toh meri sitti pitti gul ho gayi.. mai aisa sapne me bhi soch nhi sakta tha,, mai turant mobile on kiya aur 4-5 photos click kar li... Phir mai ganne ki jhadiyon ko hta dono ke samne aa gya... Mujhe dekh dono hadbada gaye aur turant apne kapde pehan liye....
mai- waah.. Rahul bhaiya toh esliye aapko shadi nhi karni thi...
rahul- vo vo.. Mai.... (Sir jhukate hue)
mai- aur aap neha didi.... Ye sab kabse chal raha hai..??
neha- satya,, please hum dono ko galat mat samajh..
mai- neha didi kabse chal raha hai ye sab?? (Gusse dikhane ka natak karte hue)
neha- vo pichle 9-10 saal se.....
mai- kya??? (Shock hote hue)
rahul- haan,, satya neha bilkul sahi bol rahi hai....
Dono bilkul shant khade ho gye the aur kuch bolne layak nhi reh gye the.... Mai bhi zyada rude nhi hua kyunki mai khud maa ke saath ek aise relation me tha jiske liye humare samaj me koi jageh nhi hai...
mai- aap dono zyada udaas mat ho.... Kya aap ek dusre se pyaar karte ho ya phir bas maze ke liye??
rahul- satya hum dono ek dusre se pyaar karte hain pr humara samaj khooni rishton me pyaar ki ejazat nhi deta esliye mai aur Neha sabse chup-chupkar pyaar karte hain...
Neha- mujhe pta hai ki ek na ek din Rahul aur mujhe kisi aur se shadi karni hogi,, Rahul ke liye maine pta nhi kitne rishte tod diya.... Rahul bhi payal se shadi nhi karna chahta..
Mai- mujhe pta hai ki bhaiya payal se shadi nhi karna chahte... Aap dono ki baat bhi bilkul sahi hai,, aap kar bhi kya sakte ho... Samaj ki khilaaf toh ja nahi sakte... Khair maine rasta nikaal liya hai jisse shadi tal jayegi....
neha- satya,, kisi bhi terah shadi nhi honi chahiye.... Badle me kuch bhi karle mere saath lekin ye shadi nhi honi chahiye...
mai- waah.. neha didi waah.... Tu toh bhaiya se pyaar karti hai na?? Jo kehna chahti ho sidhe bolo na....
rahul- neha ye baccha hai aur eski soch bhi choti hai.... Mai ghar ja raha hoon tu isse samjha de.... Phir rahul bhaiya ghar ki taraf Nikal jaate hain...
mai- kya bol gya ye bhaiya,, Mujhe kuch samajh nhi aaya...
neha- sun Mai samjhati hoon.. Mai aur rahul ek dusre ke jism se nahi balki aatma se pyaar karte hain.. hum dono ke liye humare shareer ki koi ehmiyat nahi hai.. Rahul ne mujhe sab bataya hai ki seher me vo kitni ladkiyo ke saath soya hai aur mai bhi gaanv ke jawan ladko ke saath... Samajh gya na....
mai- matlab didi tum kisi se bhi chudvao esse Rahul bhaiya ko koi fark nhi padta.. aisa kaise ho sakta hai.. tum dono toh ek dusre se pyaar karte ho na??
neha- haan koi fark nhi padta.. tabhi toh maine tujhse kaha ki jo bhi karna hai kar le mere saath.. bas ye shadi rok de kisi bhi terah... Pyaar ka matlab sabke liye alag hai.... Aur pariwarik rishton me pyaar karna hai toh bacchu apne shareer ki kurbaani toh deni padti hai...
mai- matlab????
Neha- matlab jaise aaj tune hum dono ko chudai karte hue dekh liya.... Agar teri jageh koi aur ladka hota toh meri chut ko chodne ke liye toh zaroor maangta aur agar koi ladki hoti toh tere bhaiya ka mota lund apni chut me lene ke liye pagal ho jaati,, maine aur rahul ne gaanv me he aur ladke ladkiyo ke saath bhi kiya hai...
Mai- kyu kiya?? Etna he saccha pyaar karte the toh bhaag gaye hote!! Gaanv chor kr chali jaati bhaiya ke saath...
Neha- Accha,, badnaami kaun jhelta?? Humare maa-bapu... Vo bhi zindagi bhar....
Mai bilkul chup ho gya kyunki neha didi ki baat bilkul jayij thi.... Kuch galat nhi bola tha unhone...
Neha- ab aise muh mat latka,, tu Etna bhi bhola nhi hai samjha.. Rahul ke saath maine bhi dekha ki kaise kamre me apni chachi ko godi me uchal-uchalkar chod raha tha.... Bikul daya nhi aayi meri maa pr.... Haan....
Mai neha didi ke ghagre ke andar haath daalte hue dono mote-mote nitambh uppar utha diye aur kaskar masalne laga aur bola- tum dono maa-beti ki chut ya muh me din raat kisi na kisi ka lund rehna chahiye..... Tumse badi randiyan toh es gaanv me nahi hongi...
Neha- humse bhi badi randiyaan hai es gaanv me ,,, ab bolta he rahega ya phir apni randi ko chodega bhi.... Phir neha didi mere hothon se apne hothon ko mila deti hai....
Mai turant apne hothon ko alag kar deta hoon aur dono haath ko uski moti gaand se hta deta hoon....
Neha- kya hua???
Mai- meri randi hai na.. toh jab maan hoga tabhi chodunga.... Chal nikal abhi....
Neha- dekh satya,, tu din raat mujhe apni rakhail banakar rakh lekin Rahul ke saath us payal ki shadi nhi honi chahiye.... phir neha didi chali jaati hain...
Shaam ke 7:30 bj rahe the mujhe Birju kaka se pandit ka chola aur vo nakli dhadi bhi leni thi.. maine unke ghar jaakar samaan liya aur wapas ghar ki taraf chal diya... Kuch 8 bje mai ghar aa gya....
Mai nalke pr muh haath dhoya aur aangan me khatiye pr baith gya... Tabhi mummy chai lekar aayi... mummy ke chehre se he samajh gaya ki zaroor papa se phir jhagda hua hai...
Mai- kya baat hai maa??
Savita- kaam hai kitchen me... Bartan maajna hai.
Mai- dekh maa,, aage se jhooth bolegi na toh accha nhi hoga,,, Baith yahan....
Savita baithte hue- kya krega???
Mai edhar udhar dekhte hue- aage se jhooth bolegi toh issi aangaan me tujhe nangi karke teri gadrayi gudaj gaand pr kode maarunga..
Savita- isssss.... Aisa mat bol re,, mai toh apni kalpana me he tujhe apni gaand pe kode maarta hua dekh rahi hoon... Ufffff... Aur kya karega mera raja....
Mai- sali kitni chudasi hai re tu.... Ab bol ki bapu se kya baat hui...
Savita- us kalmuhe ka naam lekar sara mood he kharaab kar diya... Vo yahin pr rahega agle 1-2 mahine...
Mai- kya??? Pr kyun (shock hote hue)
Savita- uski randi bhi aa rahi hai ab... Vo Malti aur uske dono bacche.... Sheetal aur anand.. us randi ka koi business bhi hai esliye vo randi bhi kuch dino me yahin aa rahi hai.. vo koi factory kholna chahti hai gaanv me....
Mai- gaanv me factory khulegi.... Kheton ki zameen kharaab ho jayegi....
Savita- jabhi toh tere chacha aur fufa ka bhi jhagda hua hai unse.... Khet ki zameen banjar ban jayegi..... tere chacha aur fufa ko bhi khet ki zameen bechani padegi...
Mai- lekin maa,, ye khet humare purvajon ki ek matra nishani hai.. hum kheton ko nhi bechne wale.... nana toh kisi bhi haal me papa ki baat nhi manenge...
Savita- tere chacha aur fufa bhi eske khilaaf hain... Lekin tere papa ne bola hai ki unhe muh maange paise milenge.... Tere nana se aaj baat hui thi unhone toh mana kar diya hai... Ki vo kheton ki zameen nhi denge....
Mai- maa aisa toh mai hone nhi dunga... nana ne bhi bilkul sahi kiya...
Savita- bhagwaan jaane kya hoga??
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Savita- tere chacha aur fufa bhi eske khilaaf hain... Lekin tere papa ne bola hai ki unhe muh maange paise milenge.... Tere nana se aaj baat hui thi unhone toh mana kar diya hai... Ki vo kheton ki zameen nhi denge....
Mai- maa aisa toh mai hone nhi dunga... nana ne bhi bilkul sahi kiya...
Savita- bhagwaan jaane kya hoga??
ab aage-
mai- malti aunty ko toh mai sabak sikha dunga maa,, bas mai jaisa bolu ab waisa kariyo maa...
Phir mummy khana banane chali jaati hain..
raat ko maine agli subah ke liye plan banaya aur so gya,, raat ko sote waqt mujhe aaj phir laga ki 12-1 bje ke aas paas koi toh aangan me aaya tha,, aaj neend tooti toh vo saya phir se dikha mujhe... Maine zyada gaur nhi diya aur so gya,,
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subah ka waqt 6 bje.....
Mai bathroom me ghusa aur vo pandit wala chola pehan liya aur saath me nakli safed dadhi aur nakli safed baal bhi laga liye lekin phir bhi Mai pehchaan me aa raha tha esliye maine aankhon pr ek kala chasma bhi pehan liya aur haath me ek kaathi lekar ban gya ek andha sadhu baba,,
ghar ke bahar aaya aur avaaj lagayi...
mai- jai bhole...... Jai bhole......
Koi bahar nhi aaya,, lag raha tha ki sabhi so rahe hain esliye maine aur zor se avaaj lagayi....
mai- jai bhole...... Alakh niranjan....alakh niranjan...
Kuch 2 minute baad darwaza khula aur maa bahar aayi...
savita- pranam maharaj....
mai- khush raho bitiya.....
savita- baba aap kaun hain?? Aur kahan se padhare hain?
mai- beti hum apna parichaye nahi balki dusron ke dukho ke nivaran ka upaye batate hain.. pr tum ghar ke chaukhat pr khadi rakhkar humara apmaan karna chahti ho??
Savita- maaf kijiye babaji,, aap bhitar padhariye...
mai mummy ke sath aangan me aa jaata hoon.. ab jab maa nhi pehchaan payi toh bhala koi aur kaise pehchan payega ki sadhu baba ke bhes mein Mai hoon...
Savita- baba ji aap aandhe hain??
Mai- nahi beti.... Hum aankh se bhale he andhe hain lekin apni maan ki aankh se sab kuch dekh sakte hain..
savita- ji baba... Aap khatiya pr baithiye...
mai khatiya pr baithte hue- savita beti thoda jal grahan karva de...
Savita chakit hote hue- baba,, aap mera naam kaise jante ho??
mai- beti hum toh antaryami hain... Gaanv se guzar he rahe the ki tere ghar ke uppar ek kala chaya mandraati nazar aayi toh yahan milne aaye...
mummy ekdam se ghabrakar mere pairon ko pakadkar baith gayi aur boli..
savita- baba hum toh khoob pooja-paath karte hain toh ,, ghar me sankat kaise aa sakta hai....
mai- dekh beti tere 3 bacche hain.... Bada beta, ek pyari si beti aur ek chota beta jiske saath beti tune sambhog kiya hai....
Mummy toh bilkul dar jaati hain....
savita rote hue- baba ji daya karo.. maaf kar dijiye.. mai lachaar thi....
mai- alakh niranjan.... Haha.... Beti teri koi galti nhi.... Honi ko koi nahi taal sakta,, jo hua so hua... Khatra toh tere bade bete ko hai...
savita chaukte hue- kaisa khatra baba ji.. koi upaaye dijiye baba..
mai- Rahul ki shadi taal do.... Agar uski shadi hui toh vo apni suhagraat ko he mar jayega....
mummy ko toh jaise jhatka sa lag jaata hai.... Unhe kuch samajh nhi aata vo bas roti ja rahi thi.... Abhi bhi ghar me sab so rahe the,, sabhi log jaag gye toh dikkat ho jayegi... Esliye maine socha ki jaldi nikal liya jaye..
mai- beti.. Ye aansu poch le.. bas mai jo bhi kahunga usse tujhe bina sawal kiye karna hoga.... Phir tere bade bete ko kuch nhi hoga
savita- ji baba ji.... Kya karna hoga mujhe...
mai- kuch vidhi poorn karni hongi... Jo waqt aane pr bataunga.. philhaal ke liye Rahul ki shadi taal do.. kisi bhi terah....
savita- jaisa aap theek samjhe babaji....
mai- ab hum chalte hain....
savita- pranam baba....
mai- khush raho beti....
phir mummy kitchen ki taraf chali gayi aur mai bahar jaane ka natak karte hue aangan ke paas wale baathroom me ghus gaya aur chola, nakli dadhi aur chasma nikalkar potli me rakh diya.. phir bahar aakar potli ko chupa deta hoon....
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kareeb 8 bje sabhi log jaag chuke the aur mummy ne sabhi ko khabar kiya ki subah ek baba ji aaye the.... Shadi taalne ki baat hui toh papa ne kaafi virodh kiya ki shadi nhi taali jayegi lekin jab pammi bua aur rekha chachi ne bhi mummy ka samarthan kiya toh papa baat maan gye,,
papa baat maan toh gye lekin unhone kaha ki shaam ko vo chacha aur fufa ke saath sarpanch Bimla ki kothi pr jaakar unse baat karenge.. aur phir agar Bimla ji ki ejazat hui,, toh he shadi taali jaayegi....
edhar dusri taraf... Ab kahani narrator ki zubani...
bimla ki kothi- dopahar 12 bje....
Bimla ek jhini sa libas pehan kar ulta leti thi uske ghagre me uske mote gol tarbooj jaise gand ek dam laraz rahe the jise dekh uski dasi dhaniya ke muh me bhi pani aa gaya tha, dhaniya pichle 10 minute se bimla ka malish kr rhi thi,,, jaitoon ke tel se,,,, bimla ke dono taraf apne pair rakh kar malish kr rhi thi,,
Ek dhaniya he thi jo bimla ki sabse wafadaar paltu kutiya thi,, dhaniya maalish karte hue boli...
Dhaniya- malkin aap ka badan tap rha hai...
Bimla- humm huu(siski lete hue)
Dhaniya- kahin aapko bukhar to nahi Malkin... or ghagra ke niche uske pair or jaangh tak tel lagakar malish kr rhi thi....
Bimla- nahi re dhaniya...thoda upar kar dhaniya,, or uska haath pakar kr apne chutad pr rkh deti hai..
Dhaniya- haye ram... itna gol or itna bada dono hatho me toh malkin ka kuch aata he nahi hai..
Bimla- kya boli???
Dhaniya- kuch nahi,,, malkin agar me purush hoti to aapka haal bura kr deti....
Bimla- badi aayi mera bura haal karne waali,, maalish toh hoti nhi acche se...Aur Bimla apne peeth pr chota sa kapde ka tukda jis se doodh dhak rhe the, kas leti hai or seedhi ho jaati hai....
Dhaniya- jitni chaudi peeth hai, utni moti doodh bhi hain Malkin ke,, or gand to maano bade do tarbooze ho (maan me badbadti hai)
Dhaniya pet se le kr kandhe tak malish karti hai aur tel ki shishi lekar ubhare hue pet ki nabhi me tel udhel deti hai....
Dhaniya- haye ram... kitna tel nabhi me ruk gaya itni gehri nabhi hai to (maan me chut ki khai kitni gehri hogi aur gaand to mano surang se hogi)
Bimla jab shadi karke aayi thi tabhi se apni chut ki aag bujhane ke liye vo dhaniya ka sahara lete aa rahi hai or dhaniya se dosti si ho gayi thi Bimla ki...
Sarpanch Bimla ab dhaniya ke haath pakadkar apne mote-mote doodh pe le jaati hai aur daant se apne hoth chabane lagti hai...
Dhaniya dono haath se ek doodh ko pakar kr marorti hai aur us se bhi reha na jaata esliye Bimla ke doodh ko chuum leti hai...
Dhaniya- haye daiya.. Etna bada doodh hai malkin... dekho mere haathon me tak nahi sama raha...
Bimla- randi khud apne doodh dekh.... Saali pta nhi kis bhediye se chudwati hai... Saali etne mote aur masal chuchiyan kis jaanwar se karvaye hain masal-masal kar tune?? Bol..
Dhaniya- malkin mai thehri vidhwa,, khud ke haathon se he masalna padhta hai.... gaanv me koi aisa mard paida nhi hua jo sarpanch Bimla ki dasi ko haath bhi laga paaye...
Bimla- ek toh mera ye derh futiya pati.. sale ko meri chut ki bilkul parvaah tak nhi hai.... kabse bol rahi hoon tujhse ki gaanv me koi tagda lavda khoj?? Ab nhi Saha jaata dhaniya re ummmmm......
Dhaniya- malkin gaanv ke sabhi mard aapse darte hain jis wajeh se vo mujhe bhi kuch nhi karte... (Dono doodh ko maslte hue)
Bimla- aahhhh.... re dhaniya... Kuch bhi karke ek tagda sa lund khoj mere liye.... mujhe kya pta tha ki gaanv ke mardo ko dara-dhamka kar rakhne ke chakkar me meri chut ki ye halat ho jayegi.....
Dhaniya- malkin.... Aapka keher toh etna hai mardo me ki agar mai apni chut kholkar samne rakh doon toh bhi koi aisa mard nhi aayega samne se jo meri chut faad de... aur malkin apki chut maarne ka sapna toh gaanv ke sabhi mard dekh rahe hain... Malkin mujhe naukri se nikal do, kam se kam mai apni chut toh marva lungi kisi na kisi se...
bimla- aaahhhh... Ummmm..... Tujhe naukri se nikal diya toh meri chut rani ka khyal kaun rakhne aayega.... Chal ab jaldi se meri chut chaat kar paani nikal dhaniya.. aahhh.. re mui.....
Agle he pal dhaniya uthkar Bimla ke pairon ki taraf aati hai aur Bimla ki jaanghon ko failakar uske chut me matar ke daane pr apni jubaan ragad deti hai.....
Bimla- aaaahhhh..... Ummm..... Aahhhhh... Ummmm..... Aaaahhhhhh.....
Kuch 5 minute baad Bimla daniya ke muh me jhadh jaati hai.... Aur haafne lagi hai....
Dhaniya- malkin.. maine khush kiya na??
Bimla uthkar baithti hai.... tabhi....
CHATAKKKKKKK...........
Bimla- haramkhor.... Ek baat kaan kholkar sun le... Chut ki aag mai bardash kar sakti hoon.. lekin koi mard mere uppar nazar daale ye mai nahi seh sakti.... Kisi mard ki baat mere samne mat kiya kr dhaniya...
Dhaniya rote hue- Malkin pr aap bhi toh maalish karte waqt mardo ki baat karne lagti ho....
Bimla- uttejna me nhi saha jaata dhaniya,,, Lekin tujhe toh khyal hona chahiye.....
dhaniya maan me- ye Malkin ko bhi ajeeb hain ek taraf lund ke liye tarasti hain toh dusri taraf gaanv ke mardo pr zulam karti hain....
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shaam 5 bje.....
Ramlal, chunnilal aur jaspal , sarpanch Bimla ki kothi pr pahuchte hain.. teeno sarpanch Bimla ko pranam karte hain aur Bimla esharo me un teeno ko baithne ko kehti hai..
bimla- boliye ramlal ji.. achanak kaise aana hua??
ramlal- Bimla ji.. vo shadi taalni hogi...
bimla gusse me- shadi nhi tal sakti,, pandit ji ne jis din shagai aur shadi ki tareekh rakhi hai ussi din shadi hogi..
chunnilal- Bimla ji... Gaanv me ek baba padhare hain!!
jaspal- vo antaryami hain Bimla ji... Andhe hain phir bhi sab kuch dikhayi deta hai..
chunnilal- bhouji ko mile hain aaj subah... Vo toh bhouji ka naam bhi pehle se jaante the...
jaspal- naam he nhi Bimla ji.. unhe toh ye bhi pta tha ki rahul ka rishta kis ghar me aur kiske saath pakka hua hai..
bimla bilkul hairaan reh jaati hai....
ramlal- Bimla ji mai samjhata hoon... Aur phir ramlal sab kuch Bimla ko bta deta hai...
bimla- accha.. toh theek hai agar baba ji etne he gyani hain toh bina unki ejazat ke mai koi faisla lena uchit nhi samajhti... Ab aap sabhi ja sakte hain.. mai baba ji se khud baat karungi...
phir vo sabhi chle jaate hain... Aur tabhi Bimla apni kuttiya ko avaaj lagati hai..
bimla- arree oo dhaniya....
dhaniya turant aati hai- ji malkin...
bimla- gaanv me koi babaji padhare hain.. turant unhe kothi pr aane ka nimantran do...
dhaniya- Malkin... En dhongi baba ke chakkar me mat pado...
bimla- randi,, tujhse raye maangi kya?? Haan..
dhaniya- nhi Malkin...
bimla- baba bahut gyani pratit hote hain.. ramlal ke ghar pr aaj subah jo ghatna ghati vo koi aam baat nahi thi... Agar ramlal ki baat sahi nikli toh aaj ke baad mai sabhi faisle unse vichar karke he lungi.... Pandit ji ko bhi aane ka nyota do... Kal subah...
daniya- ji malkin.....
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shaam ka waqt 6 bje...
mai mummy ke saath nana ke ghar ki taraf Nikal Gaya...
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shaam ka waqt 6 bje...
mai mummy ke saath nana ke ghar ki taraf Nikal Gaya...
Ab aage-
Toh ab mai chal pada nanihaal ki taraf.... Kahani me abhi tak maine sabhi patron ka parichaye nhi diya hai esliye nanihaal ki taraf chalte-chalte nanihaal ke patron ka parichaye de deta hoon...
Nanihaal ke patron ka parichaye-
1. Manik (nana)- 75 saal ke bilkul tandrust aur takatwar insaan,,,, ghar ke mukhiya hain... Kareeb 25 saal pehle nani ka nidhan ho gaya.... Pehalwaani ka shaukh hai esliye shareer abhi tak bilkul kasa hua hai... Ye thode khule vicharo wale ensaan hain..
2. Rati (badi maa)- 48 saal ki aurat... 52 ki vishalkayi chuchiyan... 40 ki kamar aur 54 ki gudaaj bhari bharkam gaand.... Kadh kareeb 6 foot hoga... Badi maa vidwa hain.. Ye hain meri eklauti mausi,, mai enhe badi maa bolta hoon... Enka shareer aam mahilaon se kuch zyada he gadraya hua hai jiski wajeh se yeh auraton ki bbw (big beautiful woman) category me aati hain... Pariwar ki asli mukhiya yahi hain kyunki enke samne kisi ki nahi chalti khud enke baap ki bhi nahi.. yani nana bhi sir uthakar ense kuch nhi bolte....
badi maa ki alag he duniya hai vo kaafi samay se tantra-mantra aur vashikaran jaisi vidhya sikhti rahi hain..... Pati ke dehaant ke baad se he ye tantrik Vidya padhti aa rahi hain..... Mama aur nana toh ense baat karne ki himmat nahi karte, dinbhar ye kamre me band rehti hain aur tantrik vidhya me leen rehti hain...
3. Geeta aur babita- dono 27 saal ki judwa behane hain.... Geeta aur babita didi me kaun geeta hai aur kaun babita hai?? Ye pehchaan karna bahut mushkil hai... 32 ki chuchi 28 ki kamar aur 36 ki gudaj gaand ,, dono ka figure bhi ek jaisa he hai.. 27 saal ki umar me bhi enki shadi nahi hui,,, badi maa ko apni betiyon ki koi chinta bhi hai ya nhi ?? Pta nhi?? Geeta aur babita toh bas nana ke ghar ki 2 naukraniya bankar reh gayi hain... Ghar me khana banane se lekar safai aur ghar ke kapde dhulna yahi dono kiya karti hain.. aur badi maa ko pta nhi apni sagi betiyon ki aisi haalat dekh bilkul sharam nahi aati... mujhe toh bahut daya aati hai aakhir hai toh vo meri badi behan seema didi jaisi he...
4. Gopal (mama)- 55 saal,,, apne baap ke bilkul vipreet soch hai enki,, kaafi purane vichro wale ensaan hain.... Ghar ki koi bhi aurat ya ladki bina enki ejazat ke ghar ki chaukhat se bahar kadam tak nhi rakhti... Kaafi pariwarik aadmi hain,, esliye apne pariwar ko zyada ehmiyat dete hain... Apni patni, beti, bahu aur bete ko sir pr chadha rakha hai enhone...
5. Kamini (mami)- 52 saal ki aurat... 36 ki chuchiyan 32 ki kamar aur 38 ki makhmali gudaj gaand... Ghar me kisi rani ki terah rehti hain... Mama ki terah ye bhi ek purane khayalaat ki mahila hain,, badi maa ko chorkar ghar ke sabhi sadasyo pr enka he hukum chalta hai... Apne dono baccho se bilkul andha pyaar karti hain
6. Akash (mami ka beta)- umar 30 saal ghar ka sabse bada ladka,, ziddi hai.... Jo chahta hai vo hasil kar he leta hai,, mama-mami ki aankhon ka tara hai.... Dusri taraf Rahul bhaiya aur mujhse eska bilkul 36 ka aakda hai.... Khaskar Rahul bhaiya ka esliye vo nanihaal nhi aata kabhi.....
7. Alka (akash ki patni)- 28 saal ,, 38 ki chuchiyan 28 ki kamar aur 34 ki gaand.... Ye hain meri bhouji... Bhouji pr mujhe sabse zyada daya aati hai kyunki etni seva karne ke baad bhi enhe ghar ki beti ka darza nahi mila hai..... Dinbhar ye apni saas ki seva karti hain.. aur yahi ek aurat hain ghar me jo geeta babita didi aur badi maa se accha vyavhaar karti hain... enki ek nanhi si pari hai 2 saal ki...
8. Khushi (mami ki beti)- umar 26 saal,, 36 ki chuchiyan 28 ki kamar aur 34 ki gaand... Ye apne mayke me he rehti hai kyunki eski apne pati se bilkul nhi banti... Khushi didi ek number ki ghamandi ladki hai.. ye kisi ko kuch samajhti he nahi,, geeta babita didi aur bhabhi teeno din raat eski seva me lage rehte hain... Khushi didi ka bhi ek Munna hai 1 saal ka..
Narrator-
nanihaal ke yahi patra hain aur kuch patra kaafi uljhe hue bhi hain.. Kahani me mai koi magic toh nahi rakhunga.. lekin kuch aisi tantrik vidhya ka drishya zaroor dikhane ki koshish karunga jo aajkal gaanv me hoti hain aur log enpe vishvaas bhi karte hain...
Mai-
haan toh ab maine nanihaal ke sabhi sadasyo ka parichaye de diya..... Ek baat aur yahan btana chahta hoon ki mama, badi maa aur maa me bikul nahi banti vo toh bas mai hoon jo zidd karke mummy ko nanihaal lekar chala aata hoon....
hum kheton ki taraf se chalte-chalte kuch 1/2 ghante me nana ki kothi pr pahuch jaate hain.... hum main gate kholkar andar aake ghar ke darwaza ka kunda khutkate hain... Toh andar se alka bhabhi darwaza kholti hain.... Alka Bhouji ne mummy ko dekhte he apne sir pr pallu chadha liya aur turant pair chuke aashriwaad liya...
Savita- beti.. hamesha khush raho....
Mai bhi turant bhouji ke pair chukar aashriwaad leta hoon..
alka- khush raho devar ji.. maa ji aap andar chaliye aur baithiye mai sabko bula kar laati hoon....
hum andar aakar aangan me baith jaate hain aur alka bhouji kitchen me paani lene ke liye chali jaati hain....
mai- maa chalo sabse mil aate hain...
savita- mujhe nhi Jaana kisi se bhi milne.. jise mulakaat karni hogi vo aa jayega,, mai toh bas bapu ki wajeh se yahan aa jaati hoon... Na toh mujhe apni dayan behan se milna aur aur na ek choti soch rakhne wale apne bade bhai se....
mai- maa,, badi maa etni bhi buri nhi hain....
savita- us dayan se door rehna beta... Didi pagal ho chuki hain..
mai- maa,, bola na badi maa aisi nahi hain.. koi unhe samjhata he nahi..
savita- beta,, didi se kisi terah door kiya hai tujhe... Sabse milkar turant ghar wapas chalna hai samjha...
mai- haan theek hai maa,,
kuch he samay me bhouji paani lekar aati hain aur geeta aur babita didi me se koi ek chai lekar aata hai....
mai- aap geeta didi ho ya babita didi...??
?????- tu khud pehchaan... Kaun hoon mai?? Humari bilkul bhi yaad nahi aati tujhe.. haan
Alka- babita,, kyu pareshaan kr rahi ho satya ko.. abhi toh aaya hai bechara...
Babita- bhabhi.. kyu bola?? Kabhi kabhi toh esse parshan karne ka mauka milta hai....
Mai- kya babita didi.. aaj ab kuch din gaanv me he hoon ji bhakkar pareshan kar lena.. waise geeta didi kahan hain..???
babita- mami ya phir khusi ke paanv dba rahi hogi....
mai- kyu??
babita- satya,, rehne de.... Tu chai pi ye sab baatein karna es waqt sahi nahi hai...
Babita didi ki avaaj me kaafi dard tha...
Alka- babita tu bhi na kya baat lekar baith gayi.. jaakar eske nana se milva la esse...
Savita- babita mujhe bhi saath le chal,, bapu ko dekhe kaafi samay guzar gaya....
babita- ji mausi chalo....
Phir babita didi mujhe aur maa ko nana se milvaane unke kamre me le jaati hain...
kamre ke andar nana ek khatiye pr gadda lagaye soye hue the... Tabhi maa boli..
savita- bapu... oo bapu.. uthiye...
nana ki neend khuli toh maa ko dekh unki aankhein bhar aayi...
Manik rote hue- beti,, kitne saalon baad Teri shakal dekhi hai bilkul nahi badli tu....
Savita- bapu.... Aur rone lagti hain...
manik- ro mat beti.. aa apne bapu ke gle lag ja...
nana aur maa ek dusre ko zor se bheech kar rone lagte hain.. kuch 5 minute rone ke baad dono shant hue aur khatiye pr baith gye....
manik- ye satya hai ya Rahul?? Kaun hai savita...
savita- ye satya hai bapu...
mai turant nana ke pair chuta hoon...
manik- mera sher... Khush raho bitwa.....
savita- bapu chaliye na hamare saath sehar,, kabtak es narak me jiyoge....
manik- beti.. es ghar se meri arthi he jayegi.... Mai yahan se chala gya toh geeta babita ko ye log jeete ji maar dalenge...
tabhi gate pr khadi babita didi rote hue kamre se bahar nikal jaati hain..
mai- nana,, baat kya hai aakhir??
Manik khaaste hue- beta,,, karam ka fal sabko milta hai.... Gopal ke pariwar ne Rati ki dono betiyon pr khoob zulam dhaya hai... Dusri taraf meri badi beti Rati ko pta nhi kya ho gya hai,, vo etni zyada apni tantrik vidhya me leen ho gayi hai ki usse apni betiyon ka dard bhi dikhayi nhi de raha hai.... Ab toh vo pehle se bhi zyada pagal ho gayi hai..
savita- bapu.... vo dayan hai.... Aur dayan kisi ki sagi nhi hoti.....
mai gusse me- badi maa ko koi samajhta nahi... Maa agar phir se badi maa ko dayan bola na toh aacha nhi hoga.... Aur phir Etna bolkar mai kamre se bahar nikal jaata hoon....
narrator ki zubani....
Savita- dekha bapu kaise us dayan ki taraf le raha tha,, zaroor phir se koi jaadu kiya hoga us dayan ne.... Bapu geeta babita ke saath ye ghar chorkar mere saath chalo.....
manik- beti.... Phir Alka bitiya ka kya hoga??? Uski bhi zindagi narak he hai es ghar me,,, Dekh beti.. maine bola na ki es ghar se meri arthi he uthegi beti....
tabhi kamre me gopal aur uski patni Kamini aa jaate hain... Kamini turant taana marte hue bolti hai...
Kamini- dekhiye ji aa gayi maharani... Ek taraf vo dayan ne hum sabhi ka jeena haram kar rakha hai.. ye bhi aa gayi ab kuch boliye bhi esse....
Savita- bhabhi apni zubaan samhaal kar bolo...
Gopal- saali... Apni aukaat me reh...
Manik gusse me- gopal.... Teri choti behan hai,, avaaj niche kar apni...
Gopal- buddhe zyada chilla mat... Khatiye pr shanti se chup hokar baith...
Savita gusse me- bhaiya,,, ekdam niche gir gaye ho,,, apni patni ke gulam banke reh gaye ho..
Kamini- dekhiye ji.... Yahi din dikhane ke liye vyah kar laye the na mujhe es ghar me...
Gopal aur zyada gusse me aa jaata hai aur bolta hai- sun savita,, Apne saath es buddhe ko bhi lekar chali ja es ghar se,, waise bhi mufat ka kha raha hai buddha...
Savita- teri koi aukaat nhi hai bapu ke samne samjha... Ye bapu ka ghar hai tera nhi..
Gopal gusse me haath utha leta hai...
Manik- gopal,, agar savita bitiya ko haath bhi lagaya toh sabhi khet aur ye makaan savita ke naam kar dunga....
Gopal turant haath niche kar leta hai..
Kamini- chaliye ji... Koi faida nhi en baap beti ke muh lagne ka...
Gopal aur Kamini turant kamre se bahar nikal jaate hain.. dono ke jaate he.. alka , geeta aur babita kuch mithayi aur pakwaan lekar kamre ke andar aati hain...
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mai gusse me kamre se bahar nikalkar badi maa ke kamre ki taraf chal deta hoon..
shaam ka waqt 6 bje...
mai mummy ke saath nana ke ghar ki taraf Nikal Gaya...
Ab aage-
Toh ab mai chal pada nanihaal ki taraf.... Kahani me abhi tak maine sabhi patron ka parichaye nhi diya hai esliye nanihaal ki taraf chalte-chalte nanihaal ke patron ka parichaye de deta hoon...
Nanihaal ke patron ka parichaye-
1. Manik (nana)- 75 saal ke bilkul tandrust aur takatwar insaan,,,, ghar ke mukhiya hain... Kareeb 25 saal pehle nani ka nidhan ho gaya.... Pehalwaani ka shaukh hai esliye shareer abhi tak bilkul kasa hua hai... Ye thode khule vicharo wale ensaan hain..
2. Rati (badi maa)- 48 saal ki aurat... 52 ki vishalkayi chuchiyan... 40 ki kamar aur 54 ki gudaaj bhari bharkam gaand.... Kadh kareeb 6 foot hoga... Badi maa vidwa hain.. Ye hain meri eklauti mausi,, mai enhe badi maa bolta hoon... Enka shareer aam mahilaon se kuch zyada he gadraya hua hai jiski wajeh se yeh auraton ki bbw (big beautiful woman) category me aati hain... Pariwar ki asli mukhiya yahi hain kyunki enke samne kisi ki nahi chalti khud enke baap ki bhi nahi.. yani nana bhi sir uthakar ense kuch nhi bolte....
badi maa ki alag he duniya hai vo kaafi samay se tantra-mantra aur vashikaran jaisi vidhya sikhti rahi hain..... Pati ke dehaant ke baad se he ye tantrik Vidya padhti aa rahi hain..... Mama aur nana toh ense baat karne ki himmat nahi karte, dinbhar ye kamre me band rehti hain aur tantrik vidhya me leen rehti hain...
3. Geeta aur babita- dono 27 saal ki judwa behane hain.... Geeta aur babita didi me kaun geeta hai aur kaun babita hai?? Ye pehchaan karna bahut mushkil hai... 32 ki chuchi 28 ki kamar aur 36 ki gudaj gaand ,, dono ka figure bhi ek jaisa he hai.. 27 saal ki umar me bhi enki shadi nahi hui,,, badi maa ko apni betiyon ki koi chinta bhi hai ya nhi ?? Pta nhi?? Geeta aur babita toh bas nana ke ghar ki 2 naukraniya bankar reh gayi hain... Ghar me khana banane se lekar safai aur ghar ke kapde dhulna yahi dono kiya karti hain.. aur badi maa ko pta nhi apni sagi betiyon ki aisi haalat dekh bilkul sharam nahi aati... mujhe toh bahut daya aati hai aakhir hai toh vo meri badi behan seema didi jaisi he...
4. Gopal (mama)- 55 saal,,, apne baap ke bilkul vipreet soch hai enki,, kaafi purane vichro wale ensaan hain.... Ghar ki koi bhi aurat ya ladki bina enki ejazat ke ghar ki chaukhat se bahar kadam tak nhi rakhti... Kaafi pariwarik aadmi hain,, esliye apne pariwar ko zyada ehmiyat dete hain... Apni patni, beti, bahu aur bete ko sir pr chadha rakha hai enhone...
5. Kamini (mami)- 52 saal ki aurat... 36 ki chuchiyan 32 ki kamar aur 38 ki makhmali gudaj gaand... Ghar me kisi rani ki terah rehti hain... Mama ki terah ye bhi ek purane khayalaat ki mahila hain,, badi maa ko chorkar ghar ke sabhi sadasyo pr enka he hukum chalta hai... Apne dono baccho se bilkul andha pyaar karti hain
6. Akash (mami ka beta)- umar 30 saal ghar ka sabse bada ladka,, ziddi hai.... Jo chahta hai vo hasil kar he leta hai,, mama-mami ki aankhon ka tara hai.... Dusri taraf Rahul bhaiya aur mujhse eska bilkul 36 ka aakda hai.... Khaskar Rahul bhaiya ka esliye vo nanihaal nhi aata kabhi.....
7. Alka (akash ki patni)- 28 saal ,, 38 ki chuchiyan 28 ki kamar aur 34 ki gaand.... Ye hain meri bhouji... Bhouji pr mujhe sabse zyada daya aati hai kyunki etni seva karne ke baad bhi enhe ghar ki beti ka darza nahi mila hai..... Dinbhar ye apni saas ki seva karti hain.. aur yahi ek aurat hain ghar me jo geeta babita didi aur badi maa se accha vyavhaar karti hain... enki ek nanhi si pari hai 2 saal ki...
8. Khushi (mami ki beti)- umar 26 saal,, 36 ki chuchiyan 28 ki kamar aur 34 ki gaand... Ye apne mayke me he rehti hai kyunki eski apne pati se bilkul nhi banti... Khushi didi ek number ki ghamandi ladki hai.. ye kisi ko kuch samajhti he nahi,, geeta babita didi aur bhabhi teeno din raat eski seva me lage rehte hain... Khushi didi ka bhi ek Munna hai 1 saal ka..
Narrator-
nanihaal ke yahi patra hain aur kuch patra kaafi uljhe hue bhi hain.. Kahani me mai koi magic toh nahi rakhunga.. lekin kuch aisi tantrik vidhya ka drishya zaroor dikhane ki koshish karunga jo aajkal gaanv me hoti hain aur log enpe vishvaas bhi karte hain...
Mai-
haan toh ab maine nanihaal ke sabhi sadasyo ka parichaye de diya..... Ek baat aur yahan btana chahta hoon ki mama, badi maa aur maa me bikul nahi banti vo toh bas mai hoon jo zidd karke mummy ko nanihaal lekar chala aata hoon....
hum kheton ki taraf se chalte-chalte kuch 1/2 ghante me nana ki kothi pr pahuch jaate hain.... hum main gate kholkar andar aake ghar ke darwaza ka kunda khutkate hain... Toh andar se alka bhabhi darwaza kholti hain.... Alka Bhouji ne mummy ko dekhte he apne sir pr pallu chadha liya aur turant pair chuke aashriwaad liya...
Savita- beti.. hamesha khush raho....
Mai bhi turant bhouji ke pair chukar aashriwaad leta hoon..
alka- khush raho devar ji.. maa ji aap andar chaliye aur baithiye mai sabko bula kar laati hoon....
hum andar aakar aangan me baith jaate hain aur alka bhouji kitchen me paani lene ke liye chali jaati hain....
mai- maa chalo sabse mil aate hain...
savita- mujhe nhi Jaana kisi se bhi milne.. jise mulakaat karni hogi vo aa jayega,, mai toh bas bapu ki wajeh se yahan aa jaati hoon... Na toh mujhe apni dayan behan se milna aur aur na ek choti soch rakhne wale apne bade bhai se....
mai- maa,, badi maa etni bhi buri nhi hain....
savita- us dayan se door rehna beta... Didi pagal ho chuki hain..
mai- maa,, bola na badi maa aisi nahi hain.. koi unhe samjhata he nahi..
savita- beta,, didi se kisi terah door kiya hai tujhe... Sabse milkar turant ghar wapas chalna hai samjha...
mai- haan theek hai maa,,
kuch he samay me bhouji paani lekar aati hain aur geeta aur babita didi me se koi ek chai lekar aata hai....
mai- aap geeta didi ho ya babita didi...??
?????- tu khud pehchaan... Kaun hoon mai?? Humari bilkul bhi yaad nahi aati tujhe.. haan
Alka- babita,, kyu pareshaan kr rahi ho satya ko.. abhi toh aaya hai bechara...
Babita- bhabhi.. kyu bola?? Kabhi kabhi toh esse parshan karne ka mauka milta hai....
Mai- kya babita didi.. aaj ab kuch din gaanv me he hoon ji bhakkar pareshan kar lena.. waise geeta didi kahan hain..???
babita- mami ya phir khusi ke paanv dba rahi hogi....
mai- kyu??
babita- satya,, rehne de.... Tu chai pi ye sab baatein karna es waqt sahi nahi hai...
Babita didi ki avaaj me kaafi dard tha...
Alka- babita tu bhi na kya baat lekar baith gayi.. jaakar eske nana se milva la esse...
Savita- babita mujhe bhi saath le chal,, bapu ko dekhe kaafi samay guzar gaya....
babita- ji mausi chalo....
Phir babita didi mujhe aur maa ko nana se milvaane unke kamre me le jaati hain...
kamre ke andar nana ek khatiye pr gadda lagaye soye hue the... Tabhi maa boli..
savita- bapu... oo bapu.. uthiye...
nana ki neend khuli toh maa ko dekh unki aankhein bhar aayi...
Manik rote hue- beti,, kitne saalon baad Teri shakal dekhi hai bilkul nahi badli tu....
Savita- bapu.... Aur rone lagti hain...
manik- ro mat beti.. aa apne bapu ke gle lag ja...
nana aur maa ek dusre ko zor se bheech kar rone lagte hain.. kuch 5 minute rone ke baad dono shant hue aur khatiye pr baith gye....
manik- ye satya hai ya Rahul?? Kaun hai savita...
savita- ye satya hai bapu...
mai turant nana ke pair chuta hoon...
manik- mera sher... Khush raho bitwa.....
savita- bapu chaliye na hamare saath sehar,, kabtak es narak me jiyoge....
manik- beti.. es ghar se meri arthi he jayegi.... Mai yahan se chala gya toh geeta babita ko ye log jeete ji maar dalenge...
tabhi gate pr khadi babita didi rote hue kamre se bahar nikal jaati hain..
mai- nana,, baat kya hai aakhir??
Manik khaaste hue- beta,,, karam ka fal sabko milta hai.... Gopal ke pariwar ne Rati ki dono betiyon pr khoob zulam dhaya hai... Dusri taraf meri badi beti Rati ko pta nhi kya ho gya hai,, vo etni zyada apni tantrik vidhya me leen ho gayi hai ki usse apni betiyon ka dard bhi dikhayi nhi de raha hai.... Ab toh vo pehle se bhi zyada pagal ho gayi hai..
savita- bapu.... vo dayan hai.... Aur dayan kisi ki sagi nhi hoti.....
mai gusse me- badi maa ko koi samajhta nahi... Maa agar phir se badi maa ko dayan bola na toh aacha nhi hoga.... Aur phir Etna bolkar mai kamre se bahar nikal jaata hoon....
narrator ki zubani....
Savita- dekha bapu kaise us dayan ki taraf le raha tha,, zaroor phir se koi jaadu kiya hoga us dayan ne.... Bapu geeta babita ke saath ye ghar chorkar mere saath chalo.....
manik- beti.... Phir Alka bitiya ka kya hoga??? Uski bhi zindagi narak he hai es ghar me,,, Dekh beti.. maine bola na ki es ghar se meri arthi he uthegi beti....
tabhi kamre me gopal aur uski patni Kamini aa jaate hain... Kamini turant taana marte hue bolti hai...
Kamini- dekhiye ji aa gayi maharani... Ek taraf vo dayan ne hum sabhi ka jeena haram kar rakha hai.. ye bhi aa gayi ab kuch boliye bhi esse....
Savita- bhabhi apni zubaan samhaal kar bolo...
Gopal- saali... Apni aukaat me reh...
Manik gusse me- gopal.... Teri choti behan hai,, avaaj niche kar apni...
Gopal- buddhe zyada chilla mat... Khatiye pr shanti se chup hokar baith...
Savita gusse me- bhaiya,,, ekdam niche gir gaye ho,,, apni patni ke gulam banke reh gaye ho..
Kamini- dekhiye ji.... Yahi din dikhane ke liye vyah kar laye the na mujhe es ghar me...
Gopal aur zyada gusse me aa jaata hai aur bolta hai- sun savita,, Apne saath es buddhe ko bhi lekar chali ja es ghar se,, waise bhi mufat ka kha raha hai buddha...
Savita- teri koi aukaat nhi hai bapu ke samne samjha... Ye bapu ka ghar hai tera nhi..
Gopal gusse me haath utha leta hai...
Manik- gopal,, agar savita bitiya ko haath bhi lagaya toh sabhi khet aur ye makaan savita ke naam kar dunga....
Gopal turant haath niche kar leta hai..
Kamini- chaliye ji... Koi faida nhi en baap beti ke muh lagne ka...
Gopal aur Kamini turant kamre se bahar nikal jaate hain.. dono ke jaate he.. alka , geeta aur babita kuch mithayi aur pakwaan lekar kamre ke andar aati hain...
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mai gusse me kamre se bahar nikalkar badi maa ke kamre ki taraf chal deta hoon..
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