Update- 23
mai wapas ghar aaya aur so gaya,, kareeb dopahar 1 bje meri neend khuli.... Nalke pr haath muh dho kar mai aangan me khana khane aaya.... chachi kitchen se mere liye khana lekar aayi....
mai- waahh,, chachi khana bilkul mast banati ho,, mummy se bhi accha....
chachi- chal jhutha,,
mai- sach chachi, bahut swad hai khana,, chachi thoda sa edhar aa mere kaan ke paas...
chachi kaan ke paas aate hue- kya hua??
mai- ummaaahh.. (gaal chumte hue)
chachi- dhaatt,, besharam khule aagan me Bhala aise kaun chumta hai...
mai- chachi tu kya chahti hai ki band kamre me chumu tujhe?? (Muskurate hue)
chachi- teri maa se shikayat karti hoon... (Jhutha gussa karte hue)
mai- haan toh kardo,, waise mummy hai kahan??
chachi- so kar abhi uthi hain,, naha rahi hongi...
mai- accha,, chachi mai khana khakar thoda nana ke ghar ho aata hoon...
chachi- ek kaam kr tere chachi, fufa aur parth ka tiffin lga diya hai vo bhi lete ja,,
mai- theek hai chachi,, mai kheton ki taraf se unhe deta hua chala jaunga.....
Kuch 10 minute baad mera khana khatam hota hai aur mai tiffin lekar bahar nikal jaata hoon aur kheton ki taraf chal deta hoon..
chacha aur fufa pedh ki chaav ke niche aaram kr rahe the,, dono mujhe aata hua dekh lete hain..
chunnilal (chillam phookte hue)- aawa,, babu....
Mai- namaste chacha... Namaste fufa,,
Chunnilal (CL) - namaste,, khush raho....
Jaspal (jp) (chillan ki kash kheechte hue)- kaisan ho babua,,, ???
Mai- bilkul mast...
CL- ee batava babau,, bhaiya kahe nhi aaye??
mai- unhe kaam se fursat kahan chacha.. kaha toh hai ki kaam khatam karke aayenge...
jp- ee baat bhi theek ba babua,,, khana la bahut bhookh lagi hawe,,
mai- ee lo fufa,,, chalo mai chalta hoon...
cl- theek babua,, shaam ko aake baat kri Rahul aur bhouji se.... Sarpanch ki bitiya ka rishta aaya hawe, kyun???
mai- haan.. chacha...
Phir mai wahan se nikal jaata hoon aur parth ko kheton me khojne lagta hoon,, jab vo nahi milta toh ganne ke kheton ke paas me ek pedh ki chaav me baith jaata hoon.. kuch 10 minute baad ganne ke kheton se ek ladki apna ghagra haath me liye nangi bhaag rahi thi tabhi parth piche se aaya aur us ladki ko kheechkar wapas jhadiyon me le gaya... Maine bhi phir disturb karna sahi nhi samjha esliye wait karne laga,, kuch 10 minute baad, vo ladki ghagra-choli pehan kr bahar aayi aur dusri taraf chal di.. uske piche piche parth aaya aur mujhe pedh ki chaav me baitha dekh chauk gya...
mai- kyun be Kaun thi??
parth- kk kaun bhaiya??
mai- jise tu ganne ke kheton me chod raha tha..
parth- arre bhaiya ab aap se kya chupana,, vo sambhu kaka ki choti beti bindu thi...
mai- waise maal thi saali.... Mast mote-mote chutad ,, moti-moti chuchiyan.. kareeb 18 saal ki lag rahi thi,,
parth- bhaiya,, bindu ko chod bhi toh 2 saal se raha hoon esliye toh abhi se eski chuchiyan aur gaand mota gayi hain.... bolo toh kal sath me chudai kiya jaaye bindu ki..
mai- bindu ki chut ka bhosada ban gaya hoga abtak.. koi kamsin laundiya nhi hai gaanv me..
parth- bhaiya,, sabse kamsin maal toh ek he hai ???
mai- kaun??
Parth- dinu ki behan bela.... Sabse kamsin laundiya hai bhaiya.... Lekin uski maa dhaniya bahut harami hai.... Bela ko koi chod na de esliye vo bela ko ghar se bahar bhi nhi nikalne deti...
mai- toh ghar me ghus kar pelna padega...
parth- kaise bhaiya??
mai- tu pehle khana kha le... Mujhe abhi nana ke ghar bhi jaana hai...
parth- theek hai bhaiya,,, bindu ko pelna ho toh batana....
mai- haan be,,, kahe bindu ki bur fatvane ke piche pada hai... (Jaate hue bolta hoon)
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narrator-
yahan 2 character aur aaye ab enka parichaye...
1. Chunnilal (chacha)- 45 saal ,, zyadatar kheti-kisani me sabse zyada gyani aadmi agar pure gaanv me koi hai toh vo bas chunnilal.... Ye bilkul khule vicharon ke aadmi hain,, dada ki mrityu se pehle kisi bhi aurat ya ladki ko ghar ki chaukhat laanghne ki pratha nhi thi... Lekin unki mrityu ke baad chacha ne ye pratha thodi,, aur apni patni aur betiyo ko khule hawa me saas lene ki ejazat di...
2. Jaspal (fufa)- 43 saal,, ye chunnilal ke bachpan ke dost hain.. en dono ki dosti ki misal pura gaanv deta hai.. jaspal thoda padha likha hai toh kheto ki padhi likhi aur thekedaari ka kaam karta hai.. dosti ko ristedaari me badalne ke liye chunnilal ne apni behan pammi ka haath jaspal ke haath me diya,, shadi hui phir jaspal ghar jamai banke sath rehne laga.... chunnilal aur jaspal dono ke dimaag me kuch na kuch khichdi pakti rehti hai...
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mai nana ke ghar ke gate se hokar andar ki taraf aata hoon.... Kyunki nana aur mama ko pehalwani ka shaukh tha esliye main gate se entry lete waqt he bada sa akhada padta tha.. jahan subah ke waqt unke pehalwaan kasrat kiya karte the...
yahan ke niyam gaanv ke aam gharon se bilkul alag hai.. nana(Manik) bahut conservative nature ke hain aur uhni ki terah Gopal mama.... Kisi bhi aurat ya ladki ko ghar ki chaukhat laanghne tak ki ejazat nhi hai esliye Kamini mami aur uski bahu alka (akash ki patni) ghar me he rehti hain...
Rati mousi (badi maa) shadi ke 4 saal baad he vidhwa ho gayi thi.. esliye vo tabse apni dono judwa betiyan geeta aur babita ke saath yahin rehti hai....
Mai,,, main-gate ko kholkar thoda andar aaya he tha ki akhade ke bagal se ek kamre se mujhe halki si avaaj aayi.. es kamre me aksar subah ke waqt pehalwaan apni langot bandhte the pehalwaani karne se pehle,,, aur etni bhari dopahariya me kisi ki avaaj aana mujhe hairat me daal rahi thi... Mai dhere se dabe paav darwaze ke paas aaya,, andar se kisi ke baat karne ki avaaj aa rahi thi, mujhe bahar se kuch bhi clear sunayi nhi de raha tha,, mai dekhna chahta tha ki us avaaj ke piche kaun hai??? Mujhe ajeeb si bechaini hone lagi thi... Avaaj mujhe thodi jaani-pehchani si lag rahi thi,, mai piche ki taraf bani hui khidki pr gaya toh paya ki vo band thi... Lekin usme chote-chote ched the.. maine ek hole se dekhne ki koshish ki toh andar ka nazara dekh bilkul shock ho gaya.. andar ek aurat ke saree ke sath-sath peticoat kamar tak chada hua tha aur panty ghutno tak giri hui thi.... Uski moti-moti gudaj gaand ko dekhkar toh mera lund bhi tantana gaya tha...
Kamre me bahut andhere tha,, us aurat ke samne ek shaks khatiya pr leta hua tha.. mai jis jageh khada wahan se us aurat ki peeth dikh rahi thi aur us aadmi ka kareeb 7-8 inch ka fanfanata lauda.. vo aadmi khatiye pr apni taang faila kr leta hua tha.. Us aurat ko dekhkar lag raha tha ki uski khoob chudai ho chuki thi.. tabhi vo shaks utha aur us aurat ke piche khada ho gaya aur apne mote lund ko sidha uske bhosade me pel diya aur khub masti me apne laude ko andar bahar karne laga,, vo aurat sisakte hue boli...
aurat- aahhhh.. ohhhhhhhh.. ufffffffffff haan mere raja aise he chodo.. faad do meri buriya... Aahhhhhh Raja faad meri buriya...... Aaahhhhhh...
Yeh avaaj mujhe jaani-pehchaani lag rahi thi... Ye avaaj jaise lag raha tha ki maine kabhi suni hai.. lekin mujhe dhyan nhi aa raha tha ki ye kiski avaaj hai... tabhi agle he pal...
aadmi- aahhh...meri raandi... Sali burchodi kabtak es buriya ka bhosada banvayegi.... Ab toh dilayi de hume bimla ki buriya.... Aaahhhhh randi.. ee sali Bimla ka naam lete he ee pelar(lund) khoob tez hichkole marne lagat hawe....
mai maan he maan- madarchod.... Ye avaaj ye avaaj.... Toh nana ji ki hai.... 72 saal ki umar me ye kis gadrayi maal ki thukai kar rahe hain...... Nana toh bade hawasi nikle... Sali ki chut ka bilkul bhosada bana kr rakh diya hai... Tabhi Vo aurat boli...
Aurat- aaaaahhh... Toh Bimla ji samajh ke pel lijiye... Aaaahhhh..... Chod apan Bimla ko,,, aaaahhhh buddhe chod apan Bimla ki es nigodi bur ko.. faad buriya hamar... Aahhhhh....
us aurat ke Etna bolte he nana khoob humach-humach kar apne lund ko us aurat ke bur me bhedne lag gaye... Aur us aurat ke dwara,, sarpanch Bimla ka naam lete he.. nana ke andar gazab ki furti aa gayi thi... Mujhe lag raha tha ki kkuch he samay me nana jhad jayenge aur agar mai yahin khada raha toh pakda jaunga.. esliye mai turant main-gate ke bahar aakar jhadiyo me chup gaya kyunki mujhe pta lagana tha ki vo aurat kaun hai...
Kahani thoda slow jayegi... Es baar kahani halki thriller rhegi esliye ab dhere dhere thriller plot bhi reveal hoga... Baaki gaanv ki masti saath-saath chalti rahegi....