Update 10
Phir gajodhar mama jungle ke pichhe wale raaste se jaane lagta hai aur mummy apni scooty ki taraf aane lagti hai toh main bhi chupchap shortcut wale raaste se apne dost ramu ke khet ki taraf nikal jaata hoon.....
Ab aage-
Kuch der baad main apne dost ramu ke khet me pahunch gaya woh jhopdi ke bahar chaarpai par so raha tha
Me- ramu.....
Ramu achanak se hadbada gaya aur chaarpai se uthkar khada ho gaya
Ramu- are satyam bhai tu!!!!!
Phir ramu ne mujhe apne gale laga liya
Ramu- kahan chala gaya tha poore 5 saalon ke baad tujhe dekh raha hoon.....
Me- yaar lambi kahani hai phir kabhi bataunga.....
Ramu- toh kya chal raha hai ?
Me- kuch nahi yaar bas college ki padhai poori hui hai
Ramu- aur bata bhabhi ji kaisi hain ?
Me- kaun bhabhi ji ?
Ramu- teri girlfriend !
Me- meri koi girlfriend nahi hai
Ramu- kya baat kar raha hai
Me- sach me ! Tu apni bata teri girlfriend hai kya ?
Ramu- nahi yaar meri bhi koi girlfriend nahi hai
Me- saale jhooth mat bol.....
Ramu- jhooth nahi bol raha
Me- chal be
Ramu- satyam yaar gaon me girlfriend ka chakkar nahi hota bas patao aur pelo
Me- tu toh bada chaalu hai be , kitni pel chuka hai ?
Ramu- meri aisi kismat nahi.....
Me- acchha lekin phir bhi koi toh aisi jaanleva cheej hogi jispe tu fida hoga.....
Ramu- yaar ek hai toh sahi lekin kya bataun
Me- kaun hai ? bata
Ramu- raseeli bhabhi kya maal hai uffff bhabhi
Me- toh tu bhabhiyon ka deewana hai.....
Ramu- bhabhiyan bahut mast maal hoti hain yaar.....
Me- toh koshish kar kya pata pat jaye
Ramu- chhod na yaar
Phir ramu bilkul chup ho gaya
Me- kya hua ?
Ramu- kuch nahi yaar
Mujhe laga ki ramu mujhse kuch chhupa raha hai.....
Me- acchha toh phir main chalta hoon.....
Maine socha ki philhaal itna time nahi hai warna iski acchhe se khabar leta.....
Ramu- ghar par nahi chalega kya ?
Me- holi me gaon aaunga na phir khoob masti karenge
Phir main ramu ke khet se bahar nikal gaya.....
Kuch 10-12 minutes ke baad mummy bhi aa gayi jahan unhone mujhe drop kiya tha main wahin par unhein khada mila....
Mummy- main toh tumhe kajri didi (ramu ki maa) ke ghar lene ke liye aa rahi thi kya hua ?
Me- maine socha ki late ho raha hai isliye main khud ramu se khet me hi mil liya uske ghar nahi gaya warna kajri tai jaldi aane nahi deti waise aapko itna time kaise laga gaya ?
Mummy- beta waxing me time lagta hai isliye thoda late ho gayi.....
Phir main scooty par baith gaya aur hum Ghar ki taraf nikal gaye.....
Kuch der baad hum ghar pahunch gaye halanki traffic ki wajah se hum thoda sa late bhi ho gaye the phir mummy bina time waste kiye apne room me taiyaar hone chali gayi
Papa living hall me taiyaar hokar chai pee rahe the toh main papa se baatein karne ke liye sofe par baith gaya aur unhein happy anniversary wish kiya.....
Tabhi sonali stairs se niche aayi main toh bas dekhta reh gaya aise taiyaar hokar aayi thi jaise lag raha tha ki isko ladke wale dekhne aa rahe hai woh lehenga me bilkul kayamat lag rahi thi
Sonali- kaisi lag rahi hoon main?
Papa- bahut pyara lag raha hai mera baccha!
Sonali- thanks papa,,,,, Aap bhi kuch bolo na bhaiya......
Me- bahut acchhi lag rahi hai
Sonali- kya bhaiya aapko toh tareef karna bhi nahi aata.....
Phir main apne room me taiyar hone ke liye chala gaya aur jeans shirt aur blazer pehen kar bilkul fit ho gaya phir maine ek selfie li aur apne room ke bahar nikal gaya.....
rimjhim didi aur pankhuri didi bhi taiyaar hokar living hall me aa gayi thi rimjhim didi ne bengali saree aur pankhuri didi ne patiala salwar pehen rakha tha woh dono bhi sonali se kam nahi lag rahi thi.....
Farmhouse par mehmaan aane lage the toh mehmaano ke swagat ke liye pariwar ke kuch log toh hone chahiye isliye papa ne rimjhim didi , pankhuri didi aur sonali ko jaldi se jaldi farmhouse par pahunchne ke liye bol diya
Kuch der baad sonali , rimjhim didi aur pankhuri didi car se farmhouse nikal gaye
Papa- satyam beta whiskey ki bottle dena woh sofe ke pichhe wale drawer me rakhi hai....
toh isliye papa ne sonali, rimjhim didi aur pankhuri didi ko itni jaldi farmhouse par bhej diya
Maine papa ko whiskey ki bottle di phir woh glass me whiskey ke peg banane lage....
Tabhi mummy ke room se awaj aayi
Mummy- sonali......
Papa- kya bol rahi hai tumhari mummy dekhna toh.....
Phir main mummy ke room bina knock kiye ghus gaya ek pal ke liye toh meri saansein tham gayi maine dekha ki mummy petticoat aur blouse me mirror ke saamne khadi thi jaise hi mummy ne mujhe dekha toh apni cleavage par haath rakh liya
Mummy- beta Sonali kahan hai ?
Me- woh toh rimjhim didi aur pankhuri didi ke saath farmhouse ke liye nikal gayi
Mummy- toh phir apne papa ko bhej do.....
Me- woh papa darasal woh whiskey.....
Mummy- he bhagwan! Is piyakkad aadmi ka main kya karun,,,,,
Me- chhodo na mummy aap mujhe batao kuch kaam hai toh.....
Mummy- woh beta thoda blouse tight kar de please.....
Me- kyu nahi.....
Phir main turant mummy ke pichhe khada ho gaya toh mummy ki nangi peeth meri aankhon ke saamne mandrane lagi maine kisi tarah khud par control kiya hai aur blouse ki dori ko dono chhor se pakad kar adjust karne laga jaise-jaise main mummy ki blouse ki dori pakad kar kheench raha tha waise-waise mummy ke mote mote chuche lift ho rahe the jo ki mujhe uttejit karne ke liye kaafi tha mera lund jeans ke andar tambu bana chuka tha
Mummy- beta thoda dheela karo please.....
Me- bilkul fit hai kasam se mummy chikni chameli lag rahi ho,,,,,
Mummy- besharam kahin ka! apni mummy se aise kaun bolta hai
Me- main toh bas aapki tareef kar raha hoon.....
Mummy- chhichhoron wali harqatein karta hai tabhi tumhari koi gf nahi hai.....
Me- toh aap kyu nahi ban jaati meri gf! aapse acchhi gf toh kisi ki ho bhi nahi sakti.....
Phir mummy mujhe maarne ke liye aayi toh jaldi se main room ke bahar nikal gaya aur papa ke saath sofe par baith gaya woh toh whiskey peene me busy the
Kuch der baad mummy apne room se bahar aayi unhone south indian style me saree pehen rakhi thi.....
Papa- darling! You are looking gorgeous.....
Phir papa whiskey ka glass rakhkar mummy ke gaal par kiss karne gaye toh mummy pichhe hat gayi shayad papa ke muh se whiskey ki boo aa rahi thi isliye mummy ne papa ko kiss karne nahi diya aur main tha isliye mummy kuch boli bhi nahi bas papa ki taraf gusse se dekhkar ghar se bahar nikal aayi main bhi mummy ke pichhe pichhe aa gaya