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Cast pe aate hai...

Madhuri Dixit...naam Baahar Begum

Sonakshi sinha...Naam - Satya (iski fantasy thi apne pati ki shadi karana aur usko sex karte hue dekhna...par bechari mar jaati hai due to Cancer...issi ke wajah se ye puri movie banni hai naa iski fantasy hoti naa hi aisa kuch banta)

Aaliyaaaaaa....Naam - Roop Kaam patang udana...be matlab ka naachna...aur BC kon ganna sekhne kothe pe jaata hai...Akal bech aayi thi ye...shuru mein thik thi bandi...Jab Satya aati hai iske pass isko apne ghar mein trail pe rakhne ke liye tab manna kar deti hai ye....par family...sali gajab ki family thi iski...uss time Live-in ke liye kah rahe the isko...wo bhi ek couple ke saath...

Aditya Roy kapur - Naam Dev...Satya ka pati

Sanjay Dutt- Harami bddha...jawani se hi bande ke kadam ladkhada rahe the...iska chakar Bahar begum se tha wo kotte wali...inka ek baccha bhi hua...

Zafar - Overacting ye apni overacting ke karan famous hai....kisi ke saath sex karet hue ladki se yada aaaahhh uhhh hmmmm ye aawajein iski nikalti hai...

Kunal Khemu...Abdul khan...ye mast banda tha...isne hi maara Overacting wale ko...

Kahani pe aate hai...

Satya bole to fantasy wali aaurat....jab bhi apne pati ke saath karen jaati to bas yahi chalta iske dimmag mein kitna mazza aayega jab dusro ko bhi pata chale ki mere pati ka bahut chota hai...kisi kaam ka nahi hai ye...meri jawani barbaad kar di hai....

Satya ke jindgi ka ekke maksad tha badla...Dev se badla...sabko ye bata ke ki uski lulli bahut choti hai...iske liye usne apni bachpan ke sathi Roop ki help lene ki sochi...wo gayi roop ke pass aur usko bola...ek saal ke liye chal mere yaaha...agar mere pati ki lulli pasand aayi to wo tera...

Roop ne manna kar diya...par Roop ke gharwalo ko Satya ne manna liya aur fir Roop ko bhi jaana pada...par Roop ne apni ek condition rakhi..ki main pahle shadi karegi usse...Dev se...

Satya ka plan sahi jaa raha tha..parDev ko pata chal gaya...aur Dev ne bachne ke liye...Roop ke kamre mein jaake bol diya abhi nahi karega main...aur nikal gaya...

Satya ka plan abhi ke liye bekar ho gaya aur wahi Roop anguli karke so gayi...

kuch time bitta aur Satya nikal li...uska plan success nahi ho raha tha to mar gayi wo...par marne se pahle kuch baatein hui jaise...Dev ko pata chala uska ek najayaz bhai bhi hai...jo kotte wali bahar ka beta hai...ye pata chala to wo apne baap ko khari khoti sunata hai...

Wahi Roop ab anuli karte karte thak gayi thi usko chaska laga kotthe pe jaane ka iss ummid mein ki waha kuch mille...ab aise hi to khotte pe jaa nahi sakte...to usne ganna sikhne ka bol ke kotte pe jaana shuru kiya...baad mein usne apne pati ki newspaper mein kaam karne ka kaha pati maan gaya...aur wo chali gayi wapas se...kotthe mein...wahi uski mulakat hui...Zafar se...jo badla lena chahta tha apni najayaz baap se...aur usko badla lene ka rasta mil gaya uski bhabhi...

Devar ne bhabhi ke saath pyaar ka natak kiya...bhabhi fas gayi ...dever ko bhi naa chahte hue bhabhi se pyaar ho gaya tha...par ye baat pata chali dono ne saan sasur ko...saas bole to Maduri thi to item hi naa Sanjay ki...Sanjnay ne Roop ko dhamki di aur Zafar ko maraa.

Ab roop jisko ghar se nikalne nahi diya jaa raha tha uske pass anguli karne ke alawa aur koi chara nahi tha...tha ek par wo maan hi nahi raha tha uska pati...

Kuch karano se...uss jagah pe dange hone lage aur Sanjaye dutt apne bete aur bahu ke saath nikalne ko ho gaye...saath mein wo Zafar bhi tha jo ab apne bhabhi se pyar karne laga tha...usko train pe chadaya usne par...khud chade usse pahle ussi ke dost Kunal khemu ne usko talwar se maar dala....

Ye dono Roop aur Dev nikal liye waha se...ek din Roop ne vaigra milla ke dhudh diya Dev ko to uska maan ho gaya karne ka...par jab wo Roop ke saath karne laga...Roop ko pata chala uski lulli se jyada ander to uski anguli jaati hai...

:sigh: itni ghatiya movie few scenes are naat written...

Kirpya maat dekhjhe aisi movies....isse accha hai aapmutth maar ke pyaaz khaye. :lol: Rajesh khanna ke jaise...
 
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Cyanide

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Mr. BERLIN

~ Kar Vida Alvidaaa......
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Apan never fan of this samosa wala...naa family mein koi tha....hamare yaha alag brand ka baba chalta tha... :lol:


Apan ise moh maya se uper hai but ghar walo ko koi nhi samjha sakta btw currently om shanti ke fan hai wo jisase apne ko koi problem nhi hai abhi :D
 
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Cyanide

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Apun admin hai bc :roll:
Ye Shadow naam ka banda kaha hai men dikhta nahi hai...wo bhi hota hai naa uss Scoop wale mein naa genius dikhta hai naa Supremo...
 

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Apan ise moh maya se uper hai but ghar walo ko koi nhi samjha sakta btw currently om shanti ke fan hai wo jisase apne ko koi problem nhi hai abhi :D
Same with me....family :sigh2:
 
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