Agli subah jab meri ankh khuli toh raat wali sari baat yaad aa gai ki raat ko mere aur aakash main ky hua tha toh maine jaldi se apni mobile uthaya aur aakaash ko call ki
Ak: hello
Me: aaaah Aakash shaitan ab toh chhod de puri raat mere doodh chus chus kar dekho kitne bade aur laal kar diye hai aur mere upper se hato na ab kaam bhi karna hai
Ak: uuum maaa aur thodi der ruko na kitne salo baat toh phir se chusne ko mile hai apni khubsurat maa ke itne bade bade doodh
Me: aaaah dheere aakash par tumhe kaise pata ki tumhari maa ke doodh bade bade hai
Ak: kyu maa jab ye yaad hai ki ap nangi soi thi toh itna yaad nahi hoga ki meri maa ke doodh bade the bade nahi bahut bade the.
Aur pata nahi mujhe saitani sujhi ya kahu masti
Me: toh aur phir bahut kuch yaad hoga
Ak: ha yaad hai na
Me: kya yaad hai mere bacche ko
Ak: yahi ki ap ke niche jangho ke jod par ek jungle tha
Me : aakaashhhhhh
Ak: ha maa yaad hai maine pucha tha ki yaha par itne baal kyu hai toh ap ne kaha tha ye ek jungle hai aur isme jane ka rasta ek lion ko he milta hai jo is jungle ka raja hota hai
Me: aur kya kaha tha maine
Ak: yahi ki agar tumhe is jungle ka raja banna hai toh lion banna padega aur phir tumhari maa is jungle main jo gufa hai uska malik bana degi tumhe
Me: toh mera beta is jungle ka raja aur gufa ka malik banna chahata hai
Ak: agar maa bolegi toh raja kya main is jungle ka malik banna chahata hoon
Me: toh kya maine roka hai apne lion ko
Ak: roka nahi hai par kafi salo se dekha nahi hai ki abhi bhi waha jungle hai ya clean kar diya hai meri maa ne
Me: clean kar diya hai tumari maa ne
Ak : par main ab
Me: are buddhu is liye clean kar diya hai ki mere beta jungle main bhatak na jaye aur is jungle main jo gufa hai wo mere lion ko aaram se mil jaye aur uska wo malik ban jaye .
Ak: maa tum apne bete ka kitna khyal rakhti ho
Me: kyu tum nahi rakhte kya dekho puri raat apni maa ke doodh chus chus kitne halke kar diye hai
Ak: maa mujhe such main doodh pina hai
Me: toh roka kisne hai mere lion ko aa ja pi le
Ak: maa ap ko pata hai ki itni aasani se
Me: ssssss hoga mere sher yaad hai 5 Feb ki tumari bhen ki shadi hai aur tumhe join essi baat par kiya tha ki 3 din ki leave loge
Ak: haaa main toh bhool he gya ki mama ki beti ki shadi hai
Par maa is baar
Me: ha pata hai jaan ki mama ki godi main nahi jana kyu ki mere bete ko ye sub pasand nahi hai
Ak: par maa ka doodh pasand hai
Me: toh mere sher tyar ho jao apni maa ka doodh pi kar apni gufa ka malik banne ke liye
Ak: maa kya hai such main hoga
Me: bilkul mere sher jab mere malik tum ho toh meri gufa ke malik bhi ap he ho mere bete
Tabhi aakash ke papa ki awaz aai ki late ho raha hai toh maine Aakash ko bye bola kapde pehne aur bahar aa gai