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Shona likhya 22Kol aa ke
Te ,,,, ki hoya Ani jaldi tusi aaye kitho aa pania nu aag lande
Pi ,, ,, asha ji main kite ja v ni sakdi hun
Bas tenu dekhan nu dil kar da si
Teji ,,,, nahi yaar main ta wase hi keha si Ani sohni kudi kitho aai aa oh v kalli kalli
Pi ,, yaar chache ke gai si tu kal nu jau ga Sade nal
Teji ,,,, jo hukam meri sarkar
Pi ,, ,,, hayy sachi khosh ho ke teji nu gut ke jafi paa lendi aa
Teji ,,,, yaar hale din hi aa koi aa jau ga he he piti nimi paa khad gai
Pi,,, yaar tenu dekh ke cantrol ni hunda sohna jiha ban ke jami
Teji ,,,, dekh la fer na kahi kudia magar lag gaia he he he he
Pi ,,,,, ana v sohna ni hehehe
Teji ,,,,, fer tu kio jafia pandi aa he he
Pi ,, ,,, menu tan tars aa gia Munda vichra Kalla hi aa gal kar leni aa hehe he
Te ,,,, bhut bhut sukriya ik sohni kudi ne mere nal gal kiti garib jahe nal piti nu laga ke kosh Jada hi bol gai aa jafi paa ke
Pai ,,,, hay tu tan mera sohna jiha lattu aa main tan mazak kardi si yaar sorry je gussa laga tan
Te ,,,, yaar main kade gusse ho sakdan tere nal tenu ta sab kosh maaf aa hik nal la ke mathe te kiss kar ke yaar koi dekh lau ga main ni chonda koi teri gal kare
Hor tan ni koi kam si
Pi ,,,, huuk na ch sir maar di aa bas dil kar da si dekh leya thand pe gai kalje ch bas eda hi rahi yaar
Te ,,,, ok ji chal meri fees de fer hath bond te rakh ghut dinda piti Holi jahe pishe nu dhake maar ke bhnha cho nikal gai
Pi ,,, eeeee pagal Ganda jiha tharki har wele gande kam kudia to fees mang da he he he keh ke has di hoi gar nu chale gai teji v has da hoya soch da kina badal gai aa nahi ta har time kheji rehndi si hun kini khosh rab eda hi khosh rakhe Rashmi de ghar nu tur paia Rashmi mili rasoi ch Kam kar di
Ra ,, tu bada khosh aa ki hoya age pishe dekh ke
Te ,,, teri aan leni aa tan khosh aa
Ra ,,, main kehda kite chli aa ki hoya kon milya si teji piti di sari gal das da
Teji ,,, tan khosh si poori pagala Walia gala kar di aa hun
Ra , ,, yaar khosh aa dil to hun tere nal hi sare kam karne chondi aa Jo kudia chad di jawani ch kardia aa phela ta vichari nu time ni milya tu v kade dil na todi os da Changi aa b vichari
Teji ,,, te tera dil
Ra ,,,, Mera ki main ta hai Teri gasti menu Jo marji keh la
Teji ,,,,, yaar tu gusse na hoya kar main tan pyar nal keha si
Ra ,,, hmm chal reshu kol Beth main tere lai dodh le ke Ani aaa teji rashu kol chla gia renu ne darwaje cho dekh leya dil zor zor nal dhadkan laga kitab rakh ke soch di aa kosh time waad ja ke gal kar di aa
Teji andar ja ke reshu bed te lama peya si
Teji ,,, salya lama hi peya rehna aa kite baar v gum leya kar
Re ,,, yaar har wele sala sala na keha kar gum tan tu menu ki load aa guman di meri tan sating ho gai aa es waar tan Changi Tara nal thoki aa
Teji ,,, chal vadia fer tan kini wari lai aa
Re ,,,, do war mari tere bhara ne tu reh gia mitti nal mitti hunda
Teji ,,, yaar tenu tan pata hi aa gher v dekhna aa koi ni meri kismat ch v koi hou gi dil ch soch da salya tin tan tere Ghar dia thok tia baki baar tu pese nal fuddi maar da mere kol aap ania aa
Re,,,, es kam lai pese chahi de aa sohne sohne kapde paa ke gedi marni pendi aa tan ja ke kudi fas di aa Mera pata kina kharcha aya
Teji ,,, tere kol pese tan hai ni si
Te ,,, ha ha ha bhaji ne dite si swad aa gia yaar 15*20 mint chadya reha tera bhara
Teji ,,,, fer tan parti ban di aa Rashmi andar Andi aa .
Ra ,,, kis di parti karni aa
Re ,,, mammy kosh ni teji kehnda baar kite parti karni aa kade kite gia ni khan peen Rashmi teji wal dekh ke baar aa gai fas gia si
Teji ,,,, tu salya Mera na kio la ta main kado keha si tenu party karan lai baar renu aagai kehan aai si padan lai
Re,,,, yaar tu na jami main us nal chala jau ga pese mammy to lau ga fuddi mar aau ga hun tere nal tan koi set ni hai na honi aa jidan da tu har wele kam ja khelan ch laga rehna aa baar nikal ke dekh kinia sohnia sohnia kudia aa
Tenu baar khadi gusse nal laal ho gai dimag ch iko gal si teji ki kehnda aa .
Te ,,,, yaar main ni koi v karni main Edan hi vadia aa na mere kol pese aa na time main ta Ghar da v kam karna hunda tu le nazare .
Reshu ,,,, hmmmm daddy kol bathere pise aa fer bhaji v
Teji ,,,, salya pad v lai hor na fell ho jami mammy ne teri party bana deni aa
Ha ha ha
Re ,,, bhen chod sala panga hi aa teji di gal soan ke kosh gussa shant ho gia ke teji eda da ni a na koi kudi na gal aa darwaje kol aa ke teji te renu ik duje wal dekh de aa renu de sarir ch current dodh janda mini pa ke
Renu ,,,, age pepar aa kosh pad v leya karo sara din guman lage rehne aa
Te ,,,, eh hi tan main kehna aa
Renu ,,,,, tu v pad leya kar kosh time kad ke aa jaya kar tere kar ke eh v pad lau ga nahi tan guman te lack banya aa pese jine marji hon es nu
Reshu ,,,, didi daddy Ane pise kam da sade lai hi aa
Renu ,,,, hmmmm tere lai aa hor tan koi kam ni banda ban ke padan lag ja nahi dekh lai fer je fel ho gia tan kal to time kad ke das demi tu v
Te ,,, hmmm apne kamre ch aa ke muh te musnakn aa gai hayyy kina maza aya kidan daru jiha ban gia si Sade ne kharab kar dena aa hune kudia magar lag gia vichra teji kina changa aa koi ni kar di mammy nal gal jehda bhaji be wagad ta teji tan kosh ni bolya reshu
Re ,,, yaar didi ne panga paa ta padan da je na pada. Gia us kol tan paret pakki aa mammy ne v ni shadana yaar tu aa jaya kari nahi mera kalle da khoon peena ik tan pata ni kado gussa aa janda aa
teji ,,,, koi ni dekh da yaar hun kado jana aa fer .ese tara gal kar de rahe .
Bindar baar nikal ke haweli wal nu Jaan lagi pisho balbeero awaz maar di aa
Bal ,,,,, didi tu kithe nu chali aa raat nu koi kam aa tan main ama tere nal bindar kutti kise tha di aa gai aa es de v agg lagi rehndi aa tik ke soandi ni pishe nu dekh ke
Bi ,,,, nahi nahi koi kam tan ni main tan haweli geda maran chali si
Bal ,,,, chal main v Ani aa kol aa ke main ta sochya didi ne koi sadya hona he he he .
Bi ,,,, kithe hun kine ana aa monde nu kuwaria kudia di maar ke swad anda aa
Bal ,,,, menu ki pata didi Sadi shoti de aah lagi rehndi aa oh hi ik din karan lagi hoi si ke
Bi ,,, ki bol di si hai teri gal sachi us nu moka milya ta jhatt nala khol ke pee jawe agle de he he he
Bal ,,,, hor ki kosh yada hi bol di aa tenu ta pata huna piti kol kon anda janda aa es de tan rang hi badal gae aa phela ta agg lagi gum di hundi si hun dekh kidan Pani wangu shant hoi pai aa lag da koi Changi Tara chus ke janda aa
Bi ,,,, chop kar kite hun apne gal na powa lai masi tan thek hoi aa har wele chandu bani rehndi si tu das shoti ki bhonk di si hawali ch geda mar ke mod pai aa
Bal ,,,, us ne ki bolna aa oh hi puthia sidia soch di rehndi aa kehndi Aaj kal de mundya nu vihai hoi aa Jada changia lag dia das vihai to ki Lena munde v kamle hi hoi jande aa
Bi ,,,, kamle ni samjdar ho gae aa mundya ne tan fuddi marni hundi aa kuwari de kine siape Ghar de aan den ja na aan den fer minta ther gia tan panga vihai hoi nu pata hi hunda ki karna aa cheti nal nalla khol ke kam kar ghar nu agla v jawe aap v vehli ho jandi aa Gharwale nalo swad Jada dende aa main ta dekhya ik din video ch kutte wangu laga hoya si chatan
Bal ,,, hayyy raba kina kalgug aa gia ki e gande kam kar de aa
Bi ,,,, hor son agli v poora maza lendi si fer uh v ghat ni si sara muh ch dhak dhak chope marwae si upro tan Ganda Ganda kardi si andro sarir ch khoon da Dora wad gia si dil di dhadkan wad gai
Bal ,,, didi sachi chatda si maza anda hou ga
Bi ,,,, hor ki tan hi latan khol khol ke chata di si chal pee ja hun ame na gumi Jaya kar raat nu hor na kite teri v koi chatan lad pawe he he he andar wad gai balbiro andar jandi hoi chat lawe jine v chatni aa sachi timia nu munde yada chonde aa hor ki koi dar ni hor ki bad ghat Dhaka v jhal jandi aa kudia nu ki pata hunda sanu v ki pata si phela hun ta aap dil kar da koi v howe bas Lata chok ke wach dhakan di kare hayyy tan hi adi raat nu turi rehndi aa baar nu paka koi anda hona es di lean ame tan ni chetad shadi jandi pishe nu kutti menu bhuddu samj di aa koi ni Aaj main dekh di aa ja ke kis kol jandi aa fer meri lat thale ana es ne bhut badi bani fer di aa bindar v khez ke lami pae gai balbiro Aaj dhupehar to hi daljit de ghar to hi garam hoi pai si kosh aag bindar teji ne time dekhya 10 wajan lage aa uth ke tor peya Rashmi te renu anju bethia tv dekh di aa si
Renu ,,,, mammy main keha teji nu sade Ghar aa ke pad leya kare nal sada v kosh pad lau ga nanke na bhejya karo bhaji ne kharab kar dena aa kine kine pese dei janda aa
Ra ,,,, hmmmm thek aa dil ch menu pata kio pese dinda aa us da kade v kam ni poora hona pata ni kis par chla gia mere bhra tan hai ni eda de mere bande pese aap hi de dinde aa kutta apni maa te gia
Una k hi jao tusi ik din ja ke bapas mod aao us nal yada na boleyo mame nu mil ke ghar nu aa jao bas
Teji ,,, changa ji main chal da aa
Renu ,,,, kal nu tine kad ke das demi
Teji ,,,, thek aa ji Rashmi nal tur pai baar aa ke teji ne jafi paa lai
Ra ,,, bas kar koi dekh lau ga ghar sare hi aa
Te ,,,, le tu tan meri jaan aa phela das gusse tan ni fer shadu ga
Ra ,,, nahi main kio gusse hona aa
Teji ,,, koi ni fer main v ni kahe lagya karna
Ra ,,, hmmm hun tu mere kahe kio lagna aa Mera aga pisha khol ke rakh ta hun swad ni anda hona saan nu
Te ,,,, chal yaar marji aa Teri Aaj biri bhabi kol ja ke raat kat ke ana
Ra ,,,, kuttya ja ke dekha tan fer tenu tor di aa bidi ko jana muh te musnakn aa jandi aa koi ni kar di aa kal nu tera ilaaj mata nu keh ke
Te,,,, hanji hun bani aa gal hun bani meri sohni jahi rashi love you
Ra ,,, love you too
Teji ,,,, ok bye
Ra ,,,, ik somwar nu mata nal yaad rakhi
Teji ,,, hmmmm tu ta main na sanji kar laie
Ra ,,,,,nahi yaar mata thek aa us nu v honsla ho jau ga dekhi kina farak penda us nu jado pata lagna ke na te pise aa
Teji ,,,, yaar tu tan hi menu Changi lag di aa meri dadi da bhut soch di aa
Ra ,,,, chal yaar hun teji baar nikal ke apne ghar nu tur paia age ho ke dekh da bindar baar nikal di si teji nu lag da si par balvero si soch di Andi si ke koi tan anda lag da ethe kand nal lag khad jani aa lok ke us nu ki pata si bindar ethe hi khad ke teji nu apni jawani da ras pala ke jandi aa teji de muh te musnakn aa jandi aa sali sukh di maa da shola v bhot bodak da rehnda aa jidan jidan umar wad di jandi aa uni aag wad di jandi aa dekh ke lan khada hon laga balvero kol aa gia balbiro de sah tej ho gae dil di dhadkan wad jandi aa oh sochan lagi Jo phela ni sochya si hayyy raba main ta hai v kalli aa je kite didi samj je menu fed ke Kodi kar leya hayyyy baba ji ki ho gia mere kolo hun meri izaat thwade hath aa akhan band kar soch di si teji nu ki farak si phela wangu hi kand nal lag kadi de hath nal muh fad ke os de bullan te Bull rakh chosan laga balvero teji nu pishe nu dhakan lagi teji kithe pishe hunda bull chos da hoya hath jhgge uto mamme te rakh gutan laga balvero da sarir kamban laga teji nu mamme fad ke pata lag gia ke koi hor aa bindar ni na piti aa dil ch soch da Jo v aa hun dekhi jau gi chop kar ke swad le hun Holi Holi balvero nu maza aan laga tik ke khadi ho gai te done kalle upro raat garam tan honi si jehde hath pishe nu dhak de si rok gae teji mamne patan laga balvero di fuddi cho Pani nikal nikal ke salwar Gilli karan laga apna sarir dhilla shad ta teji bull chos da mamne pat pat ke dukhan la te balvero nak rahi sah lendi di awaz hhhhnnnnnn uuuunnnn di aan lagi poori tarah garam ho gai teji ne hath thale kar ke jhgga upar chok ke mamme nange kar ik nu muh ch paa Chungn laga doje nu zoor zoor nal ate wangu gunan laga balvero nu maza v anda si dar v lag da si muh gut gut rakh di rahi fer v swad dimag te havi ho gia ..
Bal ,,,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii aaaaahhhhh hayyyyy kon aa tu Hayyyyy maaaaa sssssssiiiiiiiii Holi gut yaar main kosh ni kehndi das tan de kon aa sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy maargi veeee teji da ik hath free si uh v salwar uto hi Pani shad di hoi fuddi te gut gut ke ragadan laga balvero pearan de panjeya te khadi ho gai Lata kambn lagia teji nu gut ke jafi paan lagi
Ba,,,,, hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy maaaaaaaa mmmmmaaaarrrrrgggggiiiiii hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy kuttya kii karii jaaasnnnaaa tu hayyyyyyy maargi veeee shad de menu yaar Hayyyyy Lata chorian kar khadi shadan nu kehan lagi teji de muh te musnakn aa jandi balvero da hath fad ke apne pajame ch khade lan te rakh ke gut dinda nal hi Dodi nu chotki ch fad ke masal dinda balvero dia akhan upar chad gia muh khol gia lan nu gut ke fad leya te fuddi cho Pani fach fach fach kar nikalan laga salwar poori tarah nal bhej gae Pani nikal nikal ke godya tak aa gaya apna ser teji di shatti nal la khad gai mint waad teji de lan ne jhatka Marya balvero nu hosh Andi aa hath ch mota lamba lan fad khadi si kise bande nal lag ke jaldi nal hath baar kad ke teji nu Dhaka mar ke ghar nu bhaj gai teji nu eh hi umeed si dil ch sali kon hau gi kalvero ja balbiro aa balvero dia latan kamban dia si dil soch di aa hayyyy raba ki karta main aaj kon si hayyyy kina zoor zoor nal mamme gutn laga hoya si bhaj ke andar wad gai ja ke sidi bathroom ch wad ke phela salwar khol ke dekh di aa hayyyy raba kina Pani nikalya Mera
Jhgga khol ke dekh di aa mamne laal hoye pae si ungala te dandan de nishan pee hoye si hayyy raba 10,mint ch ki hal kar ta Mera jaldi nal nahaan lagi hayyyy sukar aa kise ne dekhya ni kapde paa ke bed te lami pee gai Aaj nind pata ni kithe gai si bed te pase maran lagi yaad aya dil di dhadkan fer to wad gai ser ton peran tak sara sarir kamb janda muh te hath rakh ke hayyyy raba kina mota lamba si hayyyy raba mere hath ch v ni anda si kina lohe warga sakht te garam si hayyyy babe ne bacha leya hayyy raba je kite thoda jiha time rok jandi Kodi kar ke mere dhak dena si meri tan paat jani di Ada mota lamba jado jana si hayyyyy par si kon hayyy pata kida lau paka didi us kol jandi aa hayyy raba raste ch hi Kodi kar ke lenda hona hayyyy kidan lendi hou gi ana mota lamba tan hi bond bhari hoi jandi aa agla poora swad lenda hona he he he kosh cher waad son lagi fer to uth ke beth jandi aa sochan lagi hayyyy yaar ami aai Dhaka mar ke rok jana si kehda kise nu pata lagna si Ane time baad koi milya si siga v kahi de de wanje warga ik baar ta tasali kara deni si didi tan hi Lang maar maar turdi hundi aa ruh nal lenda hona ghodi bana ke kanjri tanhi bhaji jandi raat nu kithe fas gai na kise nu dasan jogi na kosh karan jogi hun ta time Lang gia hayyyy madi kismat si jehdi Ghar nu aa gai nahi tan hun nu kado da swad lendi hona si sarana chok ke hik nal la ke pee gai pata ni kado nind aai
Kol aa ke
Te ,,,, ki hoya Ani jaldi tusi aaye kitho aa pania nu aag lande
Pi ,, ,, asha ji main kite ja v ni sakdi hun
Bas tenu dekhan nu dil kar da si
Teji ,,,, nahi yaar main ta wase hi keha si Ani sohni kudi kitho aai aa oh v kalli kalli
Pi ,, yaar chache ke gai si tu kal nu jau ga Sade nal
Teji ,,,, jo hukam meri sarkar
Pi ,, ,,, hayy sachi khosh ho ke teji nu gut ke jafi paa lendi aa
Teji ,,,, yaar hale din hi aa koi aa jau ga he he piti nimi paa khad gai
Pi,,, yaar tenu dekh ke cantrol ni hunda sohna jiha ban ke jami
Teji ,,,, dekh la fer na kahi kudia magar lag gaia he he he he
Pi ,,,,, ana v sohna ni hehehe
Teji ,,,,, fer tu kio jafia pandi aa he he
Pi ,, ,,, menu tan tars aa gia Munda vichra Kalla hi aa gal kar leni aa hehe he
Te ,,,, bhut bhut sukriya ik sohni kudi ne mere nal gal kiti garib jahe nal piti nu laga ke kosh Jada hi bol gai aa jafi paa ke
Pai ,,,, hay tu tan mera sohna jiha lattu aa main tan mazak kardi si yaar sorry je gussa laga tan
Te ,,,, yaar main kade gusse ho sakdan tere nal tenu ta sab kosh maaf aa hik nal la ke mathe te kiss kar ke yaar koi dekh lau ga main ni chonda koi teri gal kare
Hor tan ni koi kam si
Pi ,,,, huuk na ch sir maar di aa bas dil kar da si dekh leya thand pe gai kalje ch bas eda hi rahi yaar
Te ,,,, ok ji chal meri fees de fer hath bond te rakh ghut dinda piti Holi jahe pishe nu dhake maar ke bhnha cho nikal gai
Pi ,,, eeeee pagal Ganda jiha tharki har wele gande kam kudia to fees mang da he he he keh ke has di hoi gar nu chale gai teji v has da hoya soch da kina badal gai aa nahi ta har time kheji rehndi si hun kini khosh rab eda hi khosh rakhe Rashmi de ghar nu tur paia Rashmi mili rasoi ch Kam kar di
Ra ,, tu bada khosh aa ki hoya age pishe dekh ke
Te ,,, teri aan leni aa tan khosh aa
Ra ,,, main kehda kite chli aa ki hoya kon milya si teji piti di sari gal das da
Teji ,,, tan khosh si poori pagala Walia gala kar di aa hun
Ra , ,, yaar khosh aa dil to hun tere nal hi sare kam karne chondi aa Jo kudia chad di jawani ch kardia aa phela ta vichari nu time ni milya tu v kade dil na todi os da Changi aa b vichari
Teji ,,, te tera dil
Ra ,,,, Mera ki main ta hai Teri gasti menu Jo marji keh la
Teji ,,,,, yaar tu gusse na hoya kar main tan pyar nal keha si
Ra ,,, hmm chal reshu kol Beth main tere lai dodh le ke Ani aaa teji rashu kol chla gia renu ne darwaje cho dekh leya dil zor zor nal dhadkan laga kitab rakh ke soch di aa kosh time waad ja ke gal kar di aa
Teji andar ja ke reshu bed te lama peya si
Teji ,,, salya lama hi peya rehna aa kite baar v gum leya kar
Re ,,, yaar har wele sala sala na keha kar gum tan tu menu ki load aa guman di meri tan sating ho gai aa es waar tan Changi Tara nal thoki aa
Teji ,,, chal vadia fer tan kini wari lai aa
Re ,,,, do war mari tere bhara ne tu reh gia mitti nal mitti hunda
Teji ,,, yaar tenu tan pata hi aa gher v dekhna aa koi ni meri kismat ch v koi hou gi dil ch soch da salya tin tan tere Ghar dia thok tia baki baar tu pese nal fuddi maar da mere kol aap ania aa
Re,,,, es kam lai pese chahi de aa sohne sohne kapde paa ke gedi marni pendi aa tan ja ke kudi fas di aa Mera pata kina kharcha aya
Teji ,,, tere kol pese tan hai ni si
Te ,,, ha ha ha bhaji ne dite si swad aa gia yaar 15*20 mint chadya reha tera bhara
Teji ,,,, fer tan parti ban di aa Rashmi andar Andi aa .
Ra ,,, kis di parti karni aa
Re ,,, mammy kosh ni teji kehnda baar kite parti karni aa kade kite gia ni khan peen Rashmi teji wal dekh ke baar aa gai fas gia si
Teji ,,,, tu salya Mera na kio la ta main kado keha si tenu party karan lai baar renu aagai kehan aai si padan lai
Re,,,, yaar tu na jami main us nal chala jau ga pese mammy to lau ga fuddi mar aau ga hun tere nal tan koi set ni hai na honi aa jidan da tu har wele kam ja khelan ch laga rehna aa baar nikal ke dekh kinia sohnia sohnia kudia aa
Tenu baar khadi gusse nal laal ho gai dimag ch iko gal si teji ki kehnda aa .
Te ,,,, yaar main ni koi v karni main Edan hi vadia aa na mere kol pese aa na time main ta Ghar da v kam karna hunda tu le nazare .
Reshu ,,,, hmmmm daddy kol bathere pise aa fer bhaji v
Teji ,,,, salya pad v lai hor na fell ho jami mammy ne teri party bana deni aa
Ha ha ha
Re ,,, bhen chod sala panga hi aa teji di gal soan ke kosh gussa shant ho gia ke teji eda da ni a na koi kudi na gal aa darwaje kol aa ke teji te renu ik duje wal dekh de aa renu de sarir ch current dodh janda mini pa ke
Renu ,,,, age pepar aa kosh pad v leya karo sara din guman lage rehne aa
Te ,,,, eh hi tan main kehna aa
Renu ,,,,, tu v pad leya kar kosh time kad ke aa jaya kar tere kar ke eh v pad lau ga nahi tan guman te lack banya aa pese jine marji hon es nu
Reshu ,,,, didi daddy Ane pise kam da sade lai hi aa
Renu ,,,, hmmmm tere lai aa hor tan koi kam ni banda ban ke padan lag ja nahi dekh lai fer je fel ho gia tan kal to time kad ke das demi tu v
Te ,,, hmmm apne kamre ch aa ke muh te musnakn aa gai hayyy kina maza aya kidan daru jiha ban gia si Sade ne kharab kar dena aa hune kudia magar lag gia vichra teji kina changa aa koi ni kar di mammy nal gal jehda bhaji be wagad ta teji tan kosh ni bolya reshu
Re ,,, yaar didi ne panga paa ta padan da je na pada. Gia us kol tan paret pakki aa mammy ne v ni shadana yaar tu aa jaya kari nahi mera kalle da khoon peena ik tan pata ni kado gussa aa janda aa
teji ,,,, koi ni dekh da yaar hun kado jana aa fer .ese tara gal kar de rahe .
Bindar baar nikal ke haweli wal nu Jaan lagi pisho balbeero awaz maar di aa
Bal ,,,,, didi tu kithe nu chali aa raat nu koi kam aa tan main ama tere nal bindar kutti kise tha di aa gai aa es de v agg lagi rehndi aa tik ke soandi ni pishe nu dekh ke
Bi ,,,, nahi nahi koi kam tan ni main tan haweli geda maran chali si
Bal ,,,, chal main v Ani aa kol aa ke main ta sochya didi ne koi sadya hona he he he .
Bi ,,,, kithe hun kine ana aa monde nu kuwaria kudia di maar ke swad anda aa
Bal ,,,, menu ki pata didi Sadi shoti de aah lagi rehndi aa oh hi ik din karan lagi hoi si ke
Bi ,,, ki bol di si hai teri gal sachi us nu moka milya ta jhatt nala khol ke pee jawe agle de he he he
Bal ,,,, hor ki kosh yada hi bol di aa tenu ta pata huna piti kol kon anda janda aa es de tan rang hi badal gae aa phela ta agg lagi gum di hundi si hun dekh kidan Pani wangu shant hoi pai aa lag da koi Changi Tara chus ke janda aa
Bi ,,,, chop kar kite hun apne gal na powa lai masi tan thek hoi aa har wele chandu bani rehndi si tu das shoti ki bhonk di si hawali ch geda mar ke mod pai aa
Bal ,,,, us ne ki bolna aa oh hi puthia sidia soch di rehndi aa kehndi Aaj kal de mundya nu vihai hoi aa Jada changia lag dia das vihai to ki Lena munde v kamle hi hoi jande aa
Bi ,,,, kamle ni samjdar ho gae aa mundya ne tan fuddi marni hundi aa kuwari de kine siape Ghar de aan den ja na aan den fer minta ther gia tan panga vihai hoi nu pata hi hunda ki karna aa cheti nal nalla khol ke kam kar ghar nu agla v jawe aap v vehli ho jandi aa Gharwale nalo swad Jada dende aa main ta dekhya ik din video ch kutte wangu laga hoya si chatan
Bal ,,, hayyy raba kina kalgug aa gia ki e gande kam kar de aa
Bi ,,,, hor son agli v poora maza lendi si fer uh v ghat ni si sara muh ch dhak dhak chope marwae si upro tan Ganda Ganda kardi si andro sarir ch khoon da Dora wad gia si dil di dhadkan wad gai
Bal ,,, didi sachi chatda si maza anda hou ga
Bi ,,,, hor ki tan hi latan khol khol ke chata di si chal pee ja hun ame na gumi Jaya kar raat nu hor na kite teri v koi chatan lad pawe he he he andar wad gai balbiro andar jandi hoi chat lawe jine v chatni aa sachi timia nu munde yada chonde aa hor ki koi dar ni hor ki bad ghat Dhaka v jhal jandi aa kudia nu ki pata hunda sanu v ki pata si phela hun ta aap dil kar da koi v howe bas Lata chok ke wach dhakan di kare hayyy tan hi adi raat nu turi rehndi aa baar nu paka koi anda hona es di lean ame tan ni chetad shadi jandi pishe nu kutti menu bhuddu samj di aa koi ni Aaj main dekh di aa ja ke kis kol jandi aa fer meri lat thale ana es ne bhut badi bani fer di aa bindar v khez ke lami pae gai balbiro Aaj dhupehar to hi daljit de ghar to hi garam hoi pai si kosh aag bindar teji ne time dekhya 10 wajan lage aa uth ke tor peya Rashmi te renu anju bethia tv dekh di aa si
Renu ,,,, mammy main keha teji nu sade Ghar aa ke pad leya kare nal sada v kosh pad lau ga nanke na bhejya karo bhaji ne kharab kar dena aa kine kine pese dei janda aa
Ra ,,,, hmmmm thek aa dil ch menu pata kio pese dinda aa us da kade v kam ni poora hona pata ni kis par chla gia mere bhra tan hai ni eda de mere bande pese aap hi de dinde aa kutta apni maa te gia
Una k hi jao tusi ik din ja ke bapas mod aao us nal yada na boleyo mame nu mil ke ghar nu aa jao bas
Teji ,,, changa ji main chal da aa
Renu ,,,, kal nu tine kad ke das demi
Teji ,,,, thek aa ji Rashmi nal tur pai baar aa ke teji ne jafi paa lai
Ra ,,, bas kar koi dekh lau ga ghar sare hi aa
Te ,,,, le tu tan meri jaan aa phela das gusse tan ni fer shadu ga
Ra ,,, nahi main kio gusse hona aa
Teji ,,, koi ni fer main v ni kahe lagya karna
Ra ,,, hmmm hun tu mere kahe kio lagna aa Mera aga pisha khol ke rakh ta hun swad ni anda hona saan nu
Te ,,,, chal yaar marji aa Teri Aaj biri bhabi kol ja ke raat kat ke ana
Ra ,,,, kuttya ja ke dekha tan fer tenu tor di aa bidi ko jana muh te musnakn aa jandi aa koi ni kar di aa kal nu tera ilaaj mata nu keh ke
Te,,,, hanji hun bani aa gal hun bani meri sohni jahi rashi love you
Ra ,,, love you too
Teji ,,,, ok bye
Ra ,,,, ik somwar nu mata nal yaad rakhi
Teji ,,, hmmmm tu ta main na sanji kar laie
Ra ,,,,,nahi yaar mata thek aa us nu v honsla ho jau ga dekhi kina farak penda us nu jado pata lagna ke na te pise aa
Teji ,,,, yaar tu tan hi menu Changi lag di aa meri dadi da bhut soch di aa
Ra ,,,, chal yaar hun teji baar nikal ke apne ghar nu tur paia age ho ke dekh da bindar baar nikal di si teji nu lag da si par balvero si soch di Andi si ke koi tan anda lag da ethe kand nal lag khad jani aa lok ke us nu ki pata si bindar ethe hi khad ke teji nu apni jawani da ras pala ke jandi aa teji de muh te musnakn aa jandi aa sali sukh di maa da shola v bhot bodak da rehnda aa jidan jidan umar wad di jandi aa uni aag wad di jandi aa dekh ke lan khada hon laga balvero kol aa gia balbiro de sah tej ho gae dil di dhadkan wad jandi aa oh sochan lagi Jo phela ni sochya si hayyy raba main ta hai v kalli aa je kite didi samj je menu fed ke Kodi kar leya hayyyy baba ji ki ho gia mere kolo hun meri izaat thwade hath aa akhan band kar soch di si teji nu ki farak si phela wangu hi kand nal lag kadi de hath nal muh fad ke os de bullan te Bull rakh chosan laga balvero teji nu pishe nu dhakan lagi teji kithe pishe hunda bull chos da hoya hath jhgge uto mamme te rakh gutan laga balvero da sarir kamban laga teji nu mamme fad ke pata lag gia ke koi hor aa bindar ni na piti aa dil ch soch da Jo v aa hun dekhi jau gi chop kar ke swad le hun Holi Holi balvero nu maza aan laga tik ke khadi ho gai te done kalle upro raat garam tan honi si jehde hath pishe nu dhak de si rok gae teji mamne patan laga balvero di fuddi cho Pani nikal nikal ke salwar Gilli karan laga apna sarir dhilla shad ta teji bull chos da mamne pat pat ke dukhan la te balvero nak rahi sah lendi di awaz hhhhnnnnnn uuuunnnn di aan lagi poori tarah garam ho gai teji ne hath thale kar ke jhgga upar chok ke mamme nange kar ik nu muh ch paa Chungn laga doje nu zoor zoor nal ate wangu gunan laga balvero nu maza v anda si dar v lag da si muh gut gut rakh di rahi fer v swad dimag te havi ho gia ..
Bal ,,,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii aaaaahhhhh hayyyyy kon aa tu Hayyyyy maaaaa sssssssiiiiiiiii Holi gut yaar main kosh ni kehndi das tan de kon aa sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy maargi veeee teji da ik hath free si uh v salwar uto hi Pani shad di hoi fuddi te gut gut ke ragadan laga balvero pearan de panjeya te khadi ho gai Lata kambn lagia teji nu gut ke jafi paan lagi
Ba,,,,, hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy maaaaaaaa mmmmmaaaarrrrrgggggiiiiii hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy kuttya kii karii jaaasnnnaaa tu hayyyyyyy maargi veeee shad de menu yaar Hayyyyy Lata chorian kar khadi shadan nu kehan lagi teji de muh te musnakn aa jandi balvero da hath fad ke apne pajame ch khade lan te rakh ke gut dinda nal hi Dodi nu chotki ch fad ke masal dinda balvero dia akhan upar chad gia muh khol gia lan nu gut ke fad leya te fuddi cho Pani fach fach fach kar nikalan laga salwar poori tarah nal bhej gae Pani nikal nikal ke godya tak aa gaya apna ser teji di shatti nal la khad gai mint waad teji de lan ne jhatka Marya balvero nu hosh Andi aa hath ch mota lamba lan fad khadi si kise bande nal lag ke jaldi nal hath baar kad ke teji nu Dhaka mar ke ghar nu bhaj gai teji nu eh hi umeed si dil ch sali kon hau gi kalvero ja balbiro aa balvero dia latan kamban dia si dil soch di aa hayyyy raba ki karta main aaj kon si hayyyy kina zoor zoor nal mamme gutn laga hoya si bhaj ke andar wad gai ja ke sidi bathroom ch wad ke phela salwar khol ke dekh di aa hayyyy raba kina Pani nikalya Mera
Jhgga khol ke dekh di aa mamne laal hoye pae si ungala te dandan de nishan pee hoye si hayyy raba 10,mint ch ki hal kar ta Mera jaldi nal nahaan lagi hayyyy sukar aa kise ne dekhya ni kapde paa ke bed te lami pee gai Aaj nind pata ni kithe gai si bed te pase maran lagi yaad aya dil di dhadkan fer to wad gai ser ton peran tak sara sarir kamb janda muh te hath rakh ke hayyyy raba kina mota lamba si hayyyy raba mere hath ch v ni anda si kina lohe warga sakht te garam si hayyyy babe ne bacha leya hayyy raba je kite thoda jiha time rok jandi Kodi kar ke mere dhak dena si meri tan paat jani di Ada mota lamba jado jana si hayyyyy par si kon hayyy pata kida lau paka didi us kol jandi aa hayyy raba raste ch hi Kodi kar ke lenda hona hayyyy kidan lendi hou gi ana mota lamba tan hi bond bhari hoi jandi aa agla poora swad lenda hona he he he kosh cher waad son lagi fer to uth ke beth jandi aa sochan lagi hayyyy yaar ami aai Dhaka mar ke rok jana si kehda kise nu pata lagna si Ane time baad koi milya si siga v kahi de de wanje warga ik baar ta tasali kara deni si didi tan hi Lang maar maar turdi hundi aa ruh nal lenda hona ghodi bana ke kanjri tanhi bhaji jandi raat nu kithe fas gai na kise nu dasan jogi na kosh karan jogi hun ta time Lang gia hayyyy madi kismat si jehdi Ghar nu aa gai nahi tan hun nu kado da swad lendi hona si sarana chok ke hik nal la ke pee gai pata ni kado nind aai
Teji te piti da vdhiya seen chl pya hun ta.. lgda piti ta pitra v jldi khula ga..Teji andar wad ke time dekh da 10to ute ho gae si bhaj ke phone dekh da muh te musnakn aa jandi aa 3 miss call do MSG piti de hi si
1 ,,hello phone choki. Ji
2,,, Mera lattu kithe chala gia main awaz son ni aa apne lattu di teji dil ch soch da pagal hi ho gai aa
Sidi call kar da .
Piti ,,,, hanji aagai meri yaad
Teji ,,,, yaar main pad da si
Piti ,,,, jhutha jiha kina jhuth bol da aa pad da hunda ik baar na chok da duji baar paka chok lena si
Teji ,,,, hmmmm yaar main baar si
Piti ,,, asha ji yaar tenu pata na main phone karna hunda aa sara din tan gal ni hundi masa 10 waje de aa
Teji ,,, ok madam ji kal to paka 10waje pheli ring te choku ga
Piti ,,, nahi ji aaj ni chukya us di punishment mil ni aa
Teji ,,, ki punishment aa daso ji sab majboor aa piti Hasan lagi vich hi
Pi,,,, kal nu tusi karna poore 10waje nahi ta hor punishment wad jani aa he he he
Teji ,,,, ok madam ji kal nu paka karu ga fer ki milu ga inaam menu
Pi, ,,,, oh kal dekhi jau gi hehe he he he
Asha das tu jana Sade nal na
Teji ,,, yaar tusi kaho main na mana kade ho sakda kade v ni
Pi,,,, asha ji fer kal nu sohne jahe kapde paa ke jami
Teji ,,,, asha ji kudia magar lag jania mere fer he he he
Piti ,,,, koi ni main ape samb lau gi ari geri ni lage lagan dindi hehe he
Koi top di hoi tan koi gal ni ash kar la tu v ki yaad Karu ga jatti nal lai si menu das demi
Teji ,,,, nahi yaar main hun khush aa thade nal hi
Pi,,,, asha ji par mere nal la ke tan tenu kosh feda ni hoya
Te ,,, yaar main khosh aa tu mere nal gal kar leni aa menu hor ki chahi da aa
Pi ,,,, yaar main tenu sohni ni lag di jehda mere to kosh chahi da ni mundy tan bhot kosh chonde aa kudia to
Teji ,,, yaar tu tan mera chan aa bas tera dil ni dukhana chonda jime tu khosh main uda hi karni aa je kite dil kar da Milan nu tan hune aa jana
Pi ,,, hayyyy yaar sachi kehna aa
Te,,, hmmn yaar yado marji parkh lai
Pi ,,, asha ji jatti Ani v madi ni ke apna pyar parkhn lag jawe menu yakeen aa tere te Milan nu tan dil bhot karda aa par khola jiha time dekh di aa jehda main tere nal Raj ke galan kara teria bhnha ch soma
Teji ,,, yaar tu jado v khau gi main hazar ho jau ga tera dil khosh hona chahi da aa . Piti di awaz Ani band ho gai Piti dia akhan ch Pani bhar gia awaz v bhari ho gai teji nu v pata lag gia
Yaar main tenu khosh dekhna chunda aa tu eda karan lagi aa chop na reh mere nal gal kar nahi ta main aan laga fer piti akhan da Pani saaf kar ke
Pi ,,, han han yaar teria gallan nal dil bhar gia si kise ne Ane pyar nal gal ni kiti kade mere nal shad das fer kal nu ki pana aa
Teji ,,,, yaar tu das de ki pama
Pi ,,,, asha tu das tere kol Kali pent hai
Teji ,hmmm haigi aa
Pi ,,,, chitti tshirt ja kamiz
Teji ,,,, yaar hai tan sahi ik do war pai hoi nawi lai si piti kosh cher soch di aa fer
Pi ,,,, Edan kar done chija menu fada ke ja
Teji ,,, yaar kosh hor paa lau ga
Pi,,,, tu keha si na sari gal man u ga bas ho gaia saria gallan .
Te ,,, ok yaar par tu ki pana aa menu v das de
Pi ,,, nahi ji kodia nu ni pushi da kosh v he he he he bas hun eh samj la meri gal manu ga kudia kal nu door hi rahu gi aa he he
Teji ,,, eda da ki karna aa yaar dekh koi tere te gal na awe
Pi,,, kosh ni hunda hun Mera sohna jiha lattu ban ke apne kapde le ke aa ja main lagi aa bahar aan teji ne kapde chok ke carry bag ch paa ke bhar nikal ke piti de ghar kol khad gia piti v Holi jahe gate khol ke bhar nikal di aa teji ne gut ke jafi paa lai
Pi ,,, oye oye gandya keh ke nal lag gai piti de mote mote mamme teji di Shati nal gut ho gae piti dia akhan maze ch band ho gai aa . Piti de hath teji di thuhi te feran lage
Pi ,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy teji teri chodi shatti nal lag ke kina swad anda yaar menu kade ana sohna feel ni hoya teji ,,,, mere chan hun menu fees deo aan di .
Pi ,,, asha ji hun Ani sohni kudi to fees leni aa .
Teji ,,,,,,ok madam ji fer sahi teji ne jafi shad ti
Pi ,,,,hunku ki hoya yaar rok ja thoda time fees deo gi upar nu muh kar lendi aa teji ne naram gulabi bullan te Bull rakh ke chosan laga piti ne v gut ke jafi paa lendi aa te teji de bull chusan lagi teji de hath thuhi to thale piti de mote mote chetada te rakh ke gutan laga piti adia chok chok ke mamme satti nal ragad di fuddi nu lan te ragadn lagi piti poori garam ho gai banha ch gum gai teji ne apne bull lami dhon ta rakh gardan chusan laga
Pi,,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy maargi lattu kina maza anda hyyyyyyyyyyy maaammy menu lattu ne chos leya sssssssiiiiiiiii aaaaahhhhh hayyyyy.maaaa kina swad dinda Mera hath ute kar teji de ser te rakh lendi aa te teji ne jhgge ch hath paa Gore Gore narm dhed nu dhunni kolo Rog bhar ke Holi Holi masalan laga piti latan chodia kar adia chok ke bond pishe nu kad ke khadi ho gai akhan band kar ke
Piti ,,,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy maargi Holi Holi karo yaar sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyy tere hath kine sakhat aa sssiiii aaahhhhh teji Holi Holi bond te mota khada lan ragadan laga piti dia latan kamban lagia
Piti ,,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy maargi sssssssiiiiiiiii hannnnn ooooooohhhh hhnnnnnn eda hi bas ch mere nal swad lenda sssiii aaahhhh hayyyy menu v bhut bahut maza anda si Hayyyyy siiiiiiii hayyy bas eda hi Kari ja hayyyy le la swad meri jawani da hay raba dil kar da aaj hi sab kosh dedema tenu sssssssiiiiiiiii hannnnn hnnnnnn ethe hi ragad de hayyyyy lattu meri jawani tere na la ti aaa hay tu hi swad lena meri jawani da Holi Holi sari chos lai menu sssssssiiiiiiiii hannnnn hayyyyyyy maza aa jands teria bahna ch aa ke sssiiii aaahhhhh ooooooohhhh sab kosh bhol jandi aa main sssssssiiiiiiiii aaaaahhhhh bond uchi chok ke pishe nu hon lagi teji da mota lan Lata ch kapdya uto fuddi te ragad hon laga teji ne piti di dhunni ch ungal paa ke andar waar kar da hoya mode to jhgga thale kar dandi wad dinda piti de sarir nu sare pase to maza aya fuddi cho Pani dia pachkarian pachk pachk pachk pachk pachk pachk Kashi ch nikal gai
Piti ,,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii aaaaahhhhh hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy maaaaaaaa mmmmmaaaarrrrrgggggiiiiii hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy latttttuuuu saaaaammmmmbbbb la meeeennnuuuu thale nu hon lagi teji ne sidi kar gut ke jafi paa lai piti akhan band kar ke mode te ser rakh lame lame sah lean lagi
Teji ,,,, meri jaan ki hoya aaj piti de muh te musnakn te lali aa jandi aa sang di hoi nimi paa lendi aa .
Teji ,,,, ki hoya mere chan nu .carry veg fad ke sang di hoi
Piti ,,,, shad de menu lattu hun ta bhut fees le lai aa teji ne mate te kiss kiti shad dinda piti jaan lagi fer mod ke jafi paa lendi aa gal te kiss kar ke
Pi ,,,, menu eda hi pyar karda rahi
Teji ,,,, tu v menu eda hi fees dindi rahi nale age to yada lagni as hehe he piti nu Kashi Gilli Gilli hoi masoos hundi aa .has di hoi
Piti ,,,, chal Ganda jiha tharki hun ni Kosh v milna he he keh ke andar waad gai sidi andar wad ke darwaza band kar ke darwaje nal hi lag ke khad jandi aa sah thek kar ke yaad anda hyyyyyyyyyyy maaammy Aaj ki ki kar ta muh te musnakn aa jandi aa sidi bathroom ch wad jandi aa kapde khol ke dhed te hath se Nisan Bane hoye si hayyy raba kina zoor nal gutya us Wele kina maza anda hyyyyyyyyyyy dhunni wal dekh di aa pagal jiha kida ungli baad da si hayyy raba kina mota lamba aa age tak anda si Aaj tan Changi Tara nal swad leya us din dar di si hayyyy sssiiiiiiiiii mada jiha v hor kosh ni kita jina keha una hi kita Kashi khol ke dekh di aa ghadi cheep nal poori Gilli hoi pai si khol di aa Pani di smell nal hayyyyy teji tera mota lan ne hayyyy dekh ki kita Mera sara ras nachod dita bra kholan lagi sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy maargi shishe kol ho ke dekh di aa muh khola reh gaya sare kapde machine ch paa ke aap nahan lagi naha ke kapde badal ke baar nikal di aa phone vibrate kar da si upar na dekh ke mylattu dekh ke muh te musnakn aa jandi aa
Teji ,,, hello yaar kina time ho gia phone ni chok di .
Piti ,,,, main ni gal karni gandya sare kapde kharab kar te khada oh alag hnnn
Ganda jiha
Teji ,,, le yaar main ta sochya pata ni ki Hoya jehda phone ni chok di main kosh ni kita yaar tu hi kita aa tu hi swad lendi pishe nu ho ho ke he he he .
Pi ,,,,, hooooo jhutha jiha main main tan kapde lean gai si menu ki pata baar jangli Billa betha aa vichri nu jandi nu gut ke fad leya pata ni ki ki kar da reha sare sarir te Nisan pate mere pata kina dokh lag da hun hnnn
Teji ,,,, asha ji us time ni keha fer .
Pi ,,,, yaar menu bs maze ch pata hi ni laga hun dekhe aa nahan lagi ne
Teji ,,, hun adi raat nu kon nahanda aa yaar
Pi ,,, uuuhuuuk sara kosh Ganda kar ta si
Teji ,,,, asha fer kapde kado lean ama .sawere
Pi ,,,, nahi ji main ape de jau gi tu tan kha lena si Aaj menu hun ni Andi kol tere
Teji ,,, yaar tu ape tan kehndi si bas wangu kar maza anda hyyyyyyyyyyy piti sang di hoi te muskaradi
Piti ,,,, chop chop badmash Ganda
Teji ,,,, nahi main ni Ganda sohna aa
Piti , Ganda Ganda Ganda he he he he keh ke phone kat dindi aa
Teji ,,, hayyyyyy raaaabbbb ji tusi eda hi has di rakhyeo hayyy kini sohni mehak Andi aa sarir cho hayyyy
Piti ,,,, sssssssiiiiiiiii hayyyyyyy yaar kise ne dekh liya fer hayyy dand poore shap gae aa hayyy teji tu kina changa aa yaar tenu meri umar v lag jawe yaar sab da kina kar da aa jina cher jis kol aa us da hi ban janda aa bas menu v thoda jiha time dei ja main Ane ch khosh aa apne kapde kad ke dekh di aa hnnnn hayyy dekhi kidan gurjit te Manpreet kardi aa dekh ke he he chal son jani aa swere press karungi apne lattu de kapde
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