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Bhaag 17
"Yyyyeeh ttu KYA KAR RAHI HAI???"
Badri ke hosh ud gaye, jab Alka honton se khoon saaf kiye, ab apni agla waar uske jabre par kiye, jahaan se thode bahut maas ko voh apni daanton se cheed deti hain. Is baar Badri aur dard se bilbilate huye cheekhne laga, lekin Alka us maas ke tukde ko daanton se nichodke, phir se honton pe se khoon ko saaf kiye purn anand lene lagi. Jab voh dekhti hain ke Badri apne krodh ko darsha raha tha, tab Alka apni aankhen munde phir se khol leti hain, aur is baar uski gutliyan vapas vahi safed si ho gayi thi, jise dekh Badri ghabra jaata hain.
"Aaye saaaali! Ttterii aaankhon kko kkya ho gaya???" Par isse pehle voh aur kuch keh pata, Alka ek ajeeb si swar mein "Haraamzaade!!!!" kehti hain aur apni haathon ko upar le jaati hain waar karne ke pose mein aur unhe ek jhatke mein niche Badri ke seene mein dhass leti hain, aur chaati ko kisi jaanwar bhanti kharochne lag jaati hain. Badri dard mein sisakta gaya lekin Alka chaati par waar karne lag gayi.
Dekhte dekhte chaati se lahoo behne laga aur Badri kuch pal ke liye behosh ho jaata hain. Isse natija yeh hota hain ke uska lund sikudne lag gaya aur is baat se Alka ghusse mein uske upar se uth jaati hain aur bistar ki rod ko kass ke pakde apni bhayankar aankhon se Badri ki aur dekhne lagti hain. Ghanghor chudai ko beech raha me chodti hui, voh krodh se aag babula ho rahi thi, lekin phir voh bhi Badri ke baju mein let jaati hain.
Achanak Alka ko zor ki peshab lagti hain aur voh ek ubasi leti hui washroom jaane lagti hain. Kuch pal ke baad, halka hoke jaise hi Alka basin mein apni mooh dhoke upar aine me dekhti hain aur dekhte hi dang reh jaati hain, ek ajeeb drishya ka saamna karti hain Alka. Aine me voh ajeeb dhang se muskura rahi thi aur apni dono haathon ko apni khoobsurat chehre par laake, achanak naram chamre par khujane lagti hain, aur dhire dhire vaha se chamre ke ek ek hisse ko ukhaadne lag jaati hain.
"Yeeehhh kyyyaaaa ho rahi haii????" Hairan hoke Alka apni durdarsha dekhne lagi aine me, jahaan uski pratibimb khud ke chehre ko haathon se noch noch ke chamre ko hata rahi thi aur pura chehra khoon se latpat lag rahi thi. Jab saare chamri hat jaati hain, tab Alka ki pratibimb ek bhayanak roop dharan karti hain, jahaan voh budhi aur daravni lag rahi thi. Aankhen safed aur peele peele dant liye muskura rahi thi.
"Nnnnaaahhhiii!!!" Alka ki cheekh nikal pari apni hi bhayank pratibimb dekhke aine mein. Lekin phir palke jhapak te hi Alka ne gaur kiya ke uski shakal vapas normal ho gayi thi aine me. Use samajh hi nahi aayi ke kya hua tha abhi abhi. Lekin tabhi kuch ajeeb hua, Alka apne aap muskurane lagi aur uski gutliyan phir se safed ho gayi thi aur hansi bhi bhayanak hone lagi.
Badri neend me itna magan tha ke, use hansi sunayi hi nahi diya aur dekhte dekhte Alka ki hansi badti gayi aur ahista ahista raat ka andhera itni ghani ho gayi ke chaand bhi maano jaise badlon mein kahin dhak gayi ho.
.......
Kuch pal beet jaate hain aur raat ke khamoshi ab apne charam seema pe thi aur is vakt kareeb saare teen baj rahe the. Ahista ahista Badri ab hosh me aa raha tha aur apni aankhen khol raha tha. Chaati, kaan aur jabre se behta lahoo bhi kuch had tak sookh gaya tha, lekin dard ka ehsaas abhi bhi thoda bahut tha. Phir bhi hosh me aate Badri apne baju dekhne laga aur use Alka nazar aati hain, jo uski aur peeth karke so rahi thi aur Badri ko uske zulfon ke alava kuch nazar nahi aaya, jiske lambai nitamb tak aaye huye the.
Lekin ek baat Badri ko khatak raha tha, aur voh yeh tha ke use aisa lagne laga jaise Alka ki lambi baal puri tarah se kaali nahi thi, balki kaale safed ki mishran thi, jisme adhik rangat safedi ki thi. Hairan hoke Badri apne dhadakte dil liye haath aage karke jaise hi kandhe me rakha, achanak tabhi Alka ki jism mein ek hilchul hui, lekin voh mudi nahin. Kuch pal ke liye zoron se dhadakte dil vapas dheeme ho jaata hain aur Badri vaapas apne haath ko Alka ki kandhe par thame, hilane lagta hain.
"Are ab is sasuri ko kya hua?? Bahut hi gehri neend mein malum hoti hain saali!".
Badri mann mein shankha liye aur kuch pal tak kandhe ko hilane lag jaata hain aur tabhi ekdam se Alka uske aur mud jaati hain, lekin is vakt uski shakal dekhte hi Badri bistar se hilte huye ekdam se piche sarakte huye cheekh padta hain "NAAHIII!!! KKKKAAAUUN HO TUM???"
Is vakt Alka ki shakal ekdam budhi aurat jaisi lag rahi thi aur chehre pe bahut si jhudiya eksaath dikh rahe the. Par usse bhi bhayankar jo baat thi voh thi uski aankhon ki safed gutliyan aur peele peele daant, jo is vakt ek shaitani muskaan me samete huye the. Alka ki yeh hashar dekhke Badri bistar se sadak jaata hain aur jaise hi kamre se nikalne vala tha, foran darwaja uske mooh pe hi apne aap band ho jaata hain.
'DHARAM!' darwaza ke band hote hi Badri aur pareshani mein aajata hain aur kahin aur se bhagne ki koshish karta hain lekin, tabtak uske aasthin ko kass ke jakad leti hain Alka ki budhi roop aur use ekdam se farsh par se mehaz apne bazuo ke taqat se upar uthane lagti hain, jo Badri ko aur khauff mein laa raha tha.
Alka : (ajeeb si awaaz me) kyon??? Pasand nahi aayi meri shakal??? Hehehehe!
Badri : jjjjaaaannne ddoo mmmujhe! Are .... yyyeehhh kya ho gayaaa achanak tere ko???? Jjjane do mujhe!
Alka : Haramzaada kahin ka! Meri pyaas bhi thik se nahi bujha paaya????? AB MARH!
Pura mahol mein ek deshat si aachuki thi achanak aur Badri laakh churane ki koshish ki khudki, lekin Alka ki yeh vibhatasya roop ne uske aasthin ko haath ke giraft se jaane hi nahi diya aur apni thulthuli honton par zubaan pherte huye, ekdam se Badri ke naak par apni peele daanton se akraman karne lagti hain aur uspe aise daanton ko dhass deti hain, jaise ki koi khaane ki vastu ho.
"SAAAALI YEHHHH TUU AAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Badri ek zor ka cheekh nikaal deta hain jab Alka naak ke zyadaatar hisse ko uske chehre se ukhaadke apne daanton se chabake phenk deti hain farsh par, lekin usse jo khoon honton pe lage the, voh jeebh se chaatke saaf kar leti hain. Dard se bilbilate huye Badri ko Alka farsh par phenk deti hain aur dhire se uske aur jaane lagti hain. Badri bechara ghutno ke bal piche piche jaata gaya, lekin Alka apni thulthule haathon ko foran Badri ke aasthin ko pakadke apni aur kheench leti hain.
Badri saans thame sochta gaya ke agle ghadi me kya hoga aur bas agle hi pal Alka apni dono thulthule haathon ki lambi nakhuno ko uske chaati pe zor se dhass deti hain aur pagalo ki tarah chaati ko kharochne lag jaati hain haste haste. Badri chillata gaya aur uske chati se lahoo phut phut ke behne laga. Aakhirkar Alka ki haath lahoo lohan chaati ke ekdam andar ghuss jaati hain aur ek jhatke mein vaha se puri ke puri hriday ko nikaal deti hain, jiska natija yeh hua ke Badri ek aakhri lambi cheekh deke vahi ke vahi dher ho jaata hain.
Alka ki vibhatasya roop ek shaitani muskaan deti hain Badri ki laash ko dekhke aur haath mein jo hriday thi, use upar uthaye mooh ke kareeb laake masalne lagti hain. "Aaaaahh" ahista ahista Alka us masle huye hriday se behta ek ek lahoo apni mooh ke andar leti hain aur trupt hone lag jaati hain. Phir ahista ahista us hriday ke chaaro bhaago se saare ke saare khoon voh pee leti hain aur phir apni honton pe se baaki bache katron ko apne jeebh se saaf kar leti hain.
Saaf karte hi, Alka Chalke apni bahayank hulia dressing table ke aine me jaake dekhti hain aur drawyer me se voh kitaab nikalke, use honton tak laake choomne lagti hain.
Maze ki baat yeh thi ke aine ke pratibim me voh koi kitab nahi, balki ek kankaal ko choom rahi thi. Choomne ke baad Alka us kitaab / kankaal ko vapas drawyer me ghusa deti hain aur Badri ke laash ko apni shakishali bazuo se uthake baramde me chali jaati hain aur vaha se ek jhatke mein us laash ko niche phenk deti hain.
Badri ke laash niche dher hoke pada rehta hain aur is hadse ke saath saath dekhte hi dekhte raat bhi guzar jaati hain.
"Yyyyeeh ttu KYA KAR RAHI HAI???"
Badri ke hosh ud gaye, jab Alka honton se khoon saaf kiye, ab apni agla waar uske jabre par kiye, jahaan se thode bahut maas ko voh apni daanton se cheed deti hain. Is baar Badri aur dard se bilbilate huye cheekhne laga, lekin Alka us maas ke tukde ko daanton se nichodke, phir se honton pe se khoon ko saaf kiye purn anand lene lagi. Jab voh dekhti hain ke Badri apne krodh ko darsha raha tha, tab Alka apni aankhen munde phir se khol leti hain, aur is baar uski gutliyan vapas vahi safed si ho gayi thi, jise dekh Badri ghabra jaata hain.
"Aaye saaaali! Ttterii aaankhon kko kkya ho gaya???" Par isse pehle voh aur kuch keh pata, Alka ek ajeeb si swar mein "Haraamzaade!!!!" kehti hain aur apni haathon ko upar le jaati hain waar karne ke pose mein aur unhe ek jhatke mein niche Badri ke seene mein dhass leti hain, aur chaati ko kisi jaanwar bhanti kharochne lag jaati hain. Badri dard mein sisakta gaya lekin Alka chaati par waar karne lag gayi.
Dekhte dekhte chaati se lahoo behne laga aur Badri kuch pal ke liye behosh ho jaata hain. Isse natija yeh hota hain ke uska lund sikudne lag gaya aur is baat se Alka ghusse mein uske upar se uth jaati hain aur bistar ki rod ko kass ke pakde apni bhayankar aankhon se Badri ki aur dekhne lagti hain. Ghanghor chudai ko beech raha me chodti hui, voh krodh se aag babula ho rahi thi, lekin phir voh bhi Badri ke baju mein let jaati hain.
Achanak Alka ko zor ki peshab lagti hain aur voh ek ubasi leti hui washroom jaane lagti hain. Kuch pal ke baad, halka hoke jaise hi Alka basin mein apni mooh dhoke upar aine me dekhti hain aur dekhte hi dang reh jaati hain, ek ajeeb drishya ka saamna karti hain Alka. Aine me voh ajeeb dhang se muskura rahi thi aur apni dono haathon ko apni khoobsurat chehre par laake, achanak naram chamre par khujane lagti hain, aur dhire dhire vaha se chamre ke ek ek hisse ko ukhaadne lag jaati hain.
"Yeeehhh kyyyaaaa ho rahi haii????" Hairan hoke Alka apni durdarsha dekhne lagi aine me, jahaan uski pratibimb khud ke chehre ko haathon se noch noch ke chamre ko hata rahi thi aur pura chehra khoon se latpat lag rahi thi. Jab saare chamri hat jaati hain, tab Alka ki pratibimb ek bhayanak roop dharan karti hain, jahaan voh budhi aur daravni lag rahi thi. Aankhen safed aur peele peele dant liye muskura rahi thi.
"Nnnnaaahhhiii!!!" Alka ki cheekh nikal pari apni hi bhayank pratibimb dekhke aine mein. Lekin phir palke jhapak te hi Alka ne gaur kiya ke uski shakal vapas normal ho gayi thi aine me. Use samajh hi nahi aayi ke kya hua tha abhi abhi. Lekin tabhi kuch ajeeb hua, Alka apne aap muskurane lagi aur uski gutliyan phir se safed ho gayi thi aur hansi bhi bhayanak hone lagi.
Badri neend me itna magan tha ke, use hansi sunayi hi nahi diya aur dekhte dekhte Alka ki hansi badti gayi aur ahista ahista raat ka andhera itni ghani ho gayi ke chaand bhi maano jaise badlon mein kahin dhak gayi ho.
.......
Kuch pal beet jaate hain aur raat ke khamoshi ab apne charam seema pe thi aur is vakt kareeb saare teen baj rahe the. Ahista ahista Badri ab hosh me aa raha tha aur apni aankhen khol raha tha. Chaati, kaan aur jabre se behta lahoo bhi kuch had tak sookh gaya tha, lekin dard ka ehsaas abhi bhi thoda bahut tha. Phir bhi hosh me aate Badri apne baju dekhne laga aur use Alka nazar aati hain, jo uski aur peeth karke so rahi thi aur Badri ko uske zulfon ke alava kuch nazar nahi aaya, jiske lambai nitamb tak aaye huye the.
Lekin ek baat Badri ko khatak raha tha, aur voh yeh tha ke use aisa lagne laga jaise Alka ki lambi baal puri tarah se kaali nahi thi, balki kaale safed ki mishran thi, jisme adhik rangat safedi ki thi. Hairan hoke Badri apne dhadakte dil liye haath aage karke jaise hi kandhe me rakha, achanak tabhi Alka ki jism mein ek hilchul hui, lekin voh mudi nahin. Kuch pal ke liye zoron se dhadakte dil vapas dheeme ho jaata hain aur Badri vaapas apne haath ko Alka ki kandhe par thame, hilane lagta hain.
"Are ab is sasuri ko kya hua?? Bahut hi gehri neend mein malum hoti hain saali!".
Badri mann mein shankha liye aur kuch pal tak kandhe ko hilane lag jaata hain aur tabhi ekdam se Alka uske aur mud jaati hain, lekin is vakt uski shakal dekhte hi Badri bistar se hilte huye ekdam se piche sarakte huye cheekh padta hain "NAAHIII!!! KKKKAAAUUN HO TUM???"
Is vakt Alka ki shakal ekdam budhi aurat jaisi lag rahi thi aur chehre pe bahut si jhudiya eksaath dikh rahe the. Par usse bhi bhayankar jo baat thi voh thi uski aankhon ki safed gutliyan aur peele peele daant, jo is vakt ek shaitani muskaan me samete huye the. Alka ki yeh hashar dekhke Badri bistar se sadak jaata hain aur jaise hi kamre se nikalne vala tha, foran darwaja uske mooh pe hi apne aap band ho jaata hain.
'DHARAM!' darwaza ke band hote hi Badri aur pareshani mein aajata hain aur kahin aur se bhagne ki koshish karta hain lekin, tabtak uske aasthin ko kass ke jakad leti hain Alka ki budhi roop aur use ekdam se farsh par se mehaz apne bazuo ke taqat se upar uthane lagti hain, jo Badri ko aur khauff mein laa raha tha.
Alka : (ajeeb si awaaz me) kyon??? Pasand nahi aayi meri shakal??? Hehehehe!
Badri : jjjjaaaannne ddoo mmmujhe! Are .... yyyeehhh kya ho gayaaa achanak tere ko???? Jjjane do mujhe!
Alka : Haramzaada kahin ka! Meri pyaas bhi thik se nahi bujha paaya????? AB MARH!
Pura mahol mein ek deshat si aachuki thi achanak aur Badri laakh churane ki koshish ki khudki, lekin Alka ki yeh vibhatasya roop ne uske aasthin ko haath ke giraft se jaane hi nahi diya aur apni thulthuli honton par zubaan pherte huye, ekdam se Badri ke naak par apni peele daanton se akraman karne lagti hain aur uspe aise daanton ko dhass deti hain, jaise ki koi khaane ki vastu ho.
"SAAAALI YEHHHH TUU AAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Badri ek zor ka cheekh nikaal deta hain jab Alka naak ke zyadaatar hisse ko uske chehre se ukhaadke apne daanton se chabake phenk deti hain farsh par, lekin usse jo khoon honton pe lage the, voh jeebh se chaatke saaf kar leti hain. Dard se bilbilate huye Badri ko Alka farsh par phenk deti hain aur dhire se uske aur jaane lagti hain. Badri bechara ghutno ke bal piche piche jaata gaya, lekin Alka apni thulthule haathon ko foran Badri ke aasthin ko pakadke apni aur kheench leti hain.
Badri saans thame sochta gaya ke agle ghadi me kya hoga aur bas agle hi pal Alka apni dono thulthule haathon ki lambi nakhuno ko uske chaati pe zor se dhass deti hain aur pagalo ki tarah chaati ko kharochne lag jaati hain haste haste. Badri chillata gaya aur uske chati se lahoo phut phut ke behne laga. Aakhirkar Alka ki haath lahoo lohan chaati ke ekdam andar ghuss jaati hain aur ek jhatke mein vaha se puri ke puri hriday ko nikaal deti hain, jiska natija yeh hua ke Badri ek aakhri lambi cheekh deke vahi ke vahi dher ho jaata hain.
Alka ki vibhatasya roop ek shaitani muskaan deti hain Badri ki laash ko dekhke aur haath mein jo hriday thi, use upar uthaye mooh ke kareeb laake masalne lagti hain. "Aaaaahh" ahista ahista Alka us masle huye hriday se behta ek ek lahoo apni mooh ke andar leti hain aur trupt hone lag jaati hain. Phir ahista ahista us hriday ke chaaro bhaago se saare ke saare khoon voh pee leti hain aur phir apni honton pe se baaki bache katron ko apne jeebh se saaf kar leti hain.
Saaf karte hi, Alka Chalke apni bahayank hulia dressing table ke aine me jaake dekhti hain aur drawyer me se voh kitaab nikalke, use honton tak laake choomne lagti hain.
Maze ki baat yeh thi ke aine ke pratibim me voh koi kitab nahi, balki ek kankaal ko choom rahi thi. Choomne ke baad Alka us kitaab / kankaal ko vapas drawyer me ghusa deti hain aur Badri ke laash ko apni shakishali bazuo se uthake baramde me chali jaati hain aur vaha se ek jhatke mein us laash ko niche phenk deti hain.
Badri ke laash niche dher hoke pada rehta hain aur is hadse ke saath saath dekhte hi dekhte raat bhi guzar jaati hain.