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Guru -ha baba bolo kaisa ho ap.
Rana--beta main to thik hu tu kaisa hai re aur kanha hai hawali kab ayga?
Guru-main bhi thik hu kal araha hu hawali baba .apna bola tha na ghar main bat Karna k Lia to aj ja raha hu ghar sab se milna k lia .
Rana--sach beta tu ja raha hai ghar ya to tu bohot acha kar raha hai beta mujh bohot khusi hai tu meri bat ka man rakha sach main beta ho to tera jaisa aur sun sab se acha se mil lena aur ha apna is baba ko bhul mat Jana.
Guru - kaisa bat kar raha ho baba ap main ap ko bhul sakta hu kya? aur ap ka koi bhi bat aj tak main ne nhi suna asia hua hai kya baba?
Rana - hasta hua ha ha ha beta main majak kar Raha hu.pata hai mera beta mera koi bhi bat talga nhi mera koi bhi ichha mera beta pura kraga.aur ha DIG ko main ne bola Dia hai us officer ko unha se transfer ho gaya hai beta case bhi bandh ho gaya hai tu Koi tension mat lena.
Guru-baba ia to aur bhi achi khabar hai OK baba rakhta hu
Rana- Sun beta doll tujh dhund rhi hai jab se ayi hai roj ek bar puchti hai tu kab ayga. Ek bar ussa bat kar le.
Guru - baba main abhi drive kar Raha hu ghar Ja kar doll k sath vc call main bat kar lunga .main bhi ussa miss Kar raha hu ap usa boliya 1hr k andar main call karta hu.
Rana--thik hai beta rakhta hu apna dhyan rakhna aur hawali jaldi ana.
Guru-ha baba ap bhi apna dhyan rakhna kal hi araha hu hawali.
Idhar guru ka sab bat Joyti sun rhi thi usa dekhti hui.. Dono ab ek normal MA beta jaisa hai kisi k andar Koi gandi soch nhi tha.
Joyti--kon tha beta.
Guru - jiska lia tera beta aj is Makan Pe hai ma Rana bahadur tha jinha main baba bolta hu aur wo mujh beta bolta hai.
Joyti - bhala ho us insan ka.
Guru - bhala admi ka bhala hi hota hai ma
Joyti - beta ghar jana se pehla apna Nani se milna chal na wo tujh dekh khus ho jaigi.
Guru - MA Nani ghar ajaigi tu ghar chal
Joyti - beta usa to pata bhi nhi tu araha hai kaisa aygi.
Guru - MA main ne jassi ko bhej dia hai wo Nani ko lekar ghar pouch jaiga.
Joyti--sach main beta wo khus ho jati hai fir guru ko dekh beta sach kanhu to mujh us jagga aur uska Bhai k lia dar lag rahi hai unha pata chal gaya ki hum yha aya hai to wo jrur kuch na kuch hunguma karaga ya Teri choti dadi Unha bata dia to fir kya hoga ia sochti k dar rhi hu main.
Guru-ma tu us rupa ko dadi mat bola Kar mera aur kuch nhi hoga dekhna dono bhai aj Tera pair pakad k Mafi mangenga tu bekar ki fikar mat kar main hu na.
Joyti - guru ko dekhti hui ha beta tu jab hai mujh Kya fikar .tujh pata hai beta subha lado bol rhi thi tera case bandh ho gaya hai.
Guru-pata hai ma mujh ya sab baba ne Kara dia hai aur us officer ka transfer aur to aur subha sonali ko jo police bacha ya tha wo bhi baba ne hi bola tha.
Joyti--sach main ek Bhagwan ne Unha bhej dia hai humra rakhsha k Lia. Unha Bhagwan lambi umar de.
Guru-ha MA mera Lia wo Bhagwan hi hai le agya ghar bol k guru car rokta hai .
Joyti - dekhti hai ghar k samna do car kahdi thi aur kuch admi bhi Unha dekh k... Beta ia sab kon hai kanhi jagga ko pata to nhi chal gya hum aya hai.
Guru-ma tu darti bohot hai tera beta tera sath hai fir bhi tu itna dar rhi hai aur ya Charo mera admi hai wo dekh picha jassi arha hai.
Joyti - beta mujh khud k Lia Koi fikar nhi hai tujh kuch na ho Jai kanhi tujh se fir se dur na ho jau islia darti hu. Bolti hui joyti car se nicha utrti hai.
Guru - car se utarta hua kuch nhi hoga ma mujh aur ab hum dur nhi honga. Tabhi jassi ko ata dekhta hai sath main Manish bhi tha.
guru farmhouse se call kia tha jassi ko unse bola tha.....
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Guru - jassi Bhai tum ja kar Manish se Milo aur usa bolo is.... Area ka jo dada hai jagga ussa Ja kar mila aur usa apna bhasa main samjhana ki bap ekhi hai Don guru agar jinda rahna hai to ja kar Mafi mang le guru aur usko family se aur sala ne Jada kuch bola to thok dena onhi pe kutta ko.samjh gaya na tum.
Jassi - ha Bhai samjh gaya us kutta ko lekar kar ata hu main utha Kar
Guru - good usa lekar nhi ana hoga bolna wo khud chal k aya aur mafi mang k jai.
Jassi - Bhai wo sab to thik hai lekin Manish ko kya sab bol de hum ki ap hi don guru ho.
Guru - kuch der soch k ha bhai bolo do jab Tera didi anju ko pata chal gaya usa bhi lagna do pata Ha ha ha.
Jassi - OK bhai aur kuch ha ha lelo maja ap mera
Guru - ha jassi Bhai aur ek kam hai.
Jassi-ha Bhai bolo na
Guru-tum mera Nani k ghar chali jana aur Unha sath le kar mera ghar main le ana main aur Ma 2hr main pouch jainga ok main tumh adress bhej raha hu.aur asia bhi tumh nani pehcnti bhi last time tum jab gaya tha ma ko lena to koi problem nhi hoga.
Jassi-ok bhai.
Phone rakhna k badh jassi Manish ko call karta hai usa sab bolta hai fir dono mil kar kuch admi lekar kar jagga k adda pe pouchta hai.
Jassi -manish bhai aj ap pehla bar guru Bhai ko dekhnga anju didi ne to dekh Lia hai unki Surat ab ap bhi dekh lenga lekin ek bat Yaad rakhna Jan chali jai lekin guru Bhai kon hai kisi ko pata nhi chlna chaia .
Manish- bharosha rakho bhai kisi ko Kabhi pata nhi chalga.guru bhai ne mera aur anju ko lia jo kia hai agar mera jan bhi chala jai main unka karaz nhi uatr sakunga zindagi main. Lekin is kutta ko Kya bolenga abhi ya to pouchga sala ki guru kon hai kiu Don guru iska sath hai
Jassi-bhai bol dennga guru don guru ka khas admi hai. tera bahsa main bola to right hand.
Manish - thik hai chalo andar sala yahi milga main ne pata kia hai apna admi se.
Jassi - ha Chalo pehla samjhunga nhi mana to bhai ne bola hai thok dena bhai abhi Koi khoon khraba nhi chata islia samjhna bola hai kiu ki ek din pehla hi police ko itna lash mila hai jungle main fir usa thok denga to aur lash milga to police bhi Jada active ho jaiga aur city main bhi harkam mach jaigi ashi news main roj dikha raha hai un mandir ka kand.
Manish - thik hai Chalo mujh to lag raha hai Don guru ka nam sun k hi mutt dega ia kutta.
Dono jagga k adda k andar jata hai samna se do admi unha rokta hai....
Jassi-aba hat samna se ynha jagga kon hai re.
Gunda - jagga bhai kon hai hasta hua tu jagga bhai Ko nhi janta ya area main nya hai Kya kon hai re tu kanha se aya hai
Manish - Tera jagga bhai Ko bol unka chacha aya hai unka bap ka sandasha le kar aisa bolta hua us admi ko hath se hata ta hua chala jata hai dono andar k taraf kuch dur baitha jagga ishra karta hai apna admi ko ana de
Jagga-kon hai ba tu mera adda pe akar mujh dhund raha hai
Jassi - wo tuhi jagga hai fir usa dekh ara ha Bhai bola tha jagga ka hath Kata hua hai.sun bhatija Tera bap ne mujh bheja hai aisa rista main to Tera hum chacha lagaenga.
Raghu(jagga ka bhai) -sala Kiska samna aur kanha khda hai pata hai tujh jaban samal k bat kar.
Manish-jagga apna Bhai ko tune sikhya nhi jab do bada bat karta hai to bich main nhi bolna chaia.
Jagga-bohot bakwas sun lia tum logo ka yanha Kis lia aya ho jaldi bolo aur dafa ho Jao mera dimag ghuma to tum dono ko yahi pe dher kar dunga.
Jassi-bhai ya to gussa ho gaya sun be chapar ganju Tera gayan nhi sunna aya hai hum ynha tujh aur Tera bhai Ko kuch samjhna aya hai agar samjh gaya to thik hai nhi to tto totooo
Jagga-salo yanha tum sab marna k Lia aya ho Kya kiu bekar ka marna chata ho ashi mera upar 5 mudder case chal raha hai ab tum do ko mar dunga to aur ek case chalna lagga .chup se niklo yanha se. Agar apna jan ka salamati chata ho to.
Jassi-syad tune suna nhi hum tujh aur tera bhai ko samjhna aya hai Munna chup se humrha bat sun le aur ja kar k guru aur uska family se mefi mang le nhi to kal subha tak tum dono bhai ka photo main har Chad jaiga.
Raghu-gussa main gun nikal kar sala tab se bohot bak raha hai dekh ab Kis k photos main har chadta hai aur tu usa kutta k lia aya hai sun le us kutta ko to main tadpa tadpa k marunga aur uska family ki sari aurat ko apna Rakhel Randi bana k rakhenga humlog.
Jagga - us kutta ko mar k uska MA ko mera randi banaunga tum salo yaha pe uska lia aya ho pehla tum sab ko jahanum poucha du fir ja kar us kutta ko bhi dekhta hu. Raghu mar salo ko.
Jassi-goli chalna ki bat sun uska fat jata hai khud ko samlta hua Manish ko dekh Bhai ab bol bhi do iska bap ne bheja hai huma aur bap ka nam sunga to yahi pant main susu nikal jaiga.
Jagga-jassi ka bat sun Raghu k taraf dekh ruk ja raghu ha sala tab se kya bap bap laga rakha hai ab jaldi bol kon bheja hai nhi to ab Koi bat nhi hoga sidha Tera sar uda denga.
Manish - jagga batta hai itna kiu dar raha hai tu.manish ek dum nidar ho kar bat kar raha tha usa goli hclna ka koi dar hi nhi tha.
Jassi - dhira se Manish ko Bhai ab bol bhi do kanhi huma na Uda de bol ne se pehla
Jagga-salo Kya khusrfusur Kar rha ho tum dono
Manish-jagga ya bol Raha hai kanhi nam sun k tu mutt na de.
Jagga-bhenchod tu kuch Jada hi bol raha hai ab to tu gaya beta. Jassi k taraf dekh k bolta hai... raghu uda de salo ko fir puchenga kon behja hai.
Manish - dekh jagga huma Don guru ne bheja hai ya samna jo hai na ya dono guru ka bhai hai aur don guru Ne bola hai agar tujh jinda rahna hai to ja kar guru aur uska family se mafi mang le nhi to rat ko wo arha hai tujh se milna tu to janta hai wo ana se kya hoga kaisa tandab karenga Parso to suna hi hoga purani mandir k samna Kitna lash mila hai sab ko Don guru ne hi Mara hai jab tu is line pe hai itna to tu janta hai don guru kon hai aur kya kya kia hai ab tu soch Le tu kya krga.un se dunsamni lega ya unka bat managa.
Don guru ka nam sunta hi jagga kursi chor k khada ho gaya aur Raghu apna kanpta hua hath se gun nicha gira dia.dono ki bolti bandh ho gaya tha.
Jassi -ya sab dekh aur ha Raghu Aj subha tune airport main jo kia hai na wo sun k Bhai khud guru ko lekar araha tha wo to hum unha bola ki ek chance tumlogo deta hai ek bar samjhta hai agar nhi samjha to ap Ana bhai. Tu jo Gun nikal k dikha Raha tha na Bhai rahta to tu Jitna der gun niklna main laga Raha tha bhai to utna der main tum sab ko mar k yanha se nikal jata. Ab jagga aur Raghu tum dono soch Lo kya kroga.
Manish-jagga soch Le tu aur ek bat wo guru jo hai na wo Bhai ka khas dost hai agar usa aur uska family ko Koi bhi taklif hui to bhai iska badh khud aynga tujh se milna. Ab tu soch k bol mafi manga ga ya bhai se dusmani lega.
Jagga - hath jor k ara jassi sir aur Manish sir ap log khada kiu hai ayiya baith k bat karta hai na aur soch na Kya hai meri samat ayi hai jo don guru se panga lunga main us guru se aj hi mafi mang lunga aur uski ma se bhi lekin sach bol raha hu wo kanha hai kisi ko pata nhi hai jab bhi milga mafi mang lunga main aur mera Bhai dono. Ap bhai Ko bolna humra traf se Kabhi Koi us family k ass pass bhi nhi bhatkga.
Manish - good acha hua tu samjh gaya nhi to bhai Ana se pehla hum hi tujh uda de deta upar dekh ...jagga dekhta hai upar charo traf kam se kam 10admi gun Tana khada hai. Jassi bhi dekh k Sina chowda kar k khada rahta hai.
Jassi-jagga ek kam Karna 2hr badh tu aur Tera bhai guru k ghar ajana Unha tujh guru aur maji milenga un se mafi mang Lena baki family walo se bhi mafi mang Lena thik hai hum bhi rahenga Unha agar Koi chalaki dikhya to wohi thok dunga tujh.
Jagga-jasdi Bhai pura duniya main agar kisi ko Jan se payar nhi hoga to wohi Don guru se panga lega bhai main pagal nhi hu mujh abhi apni zindagi jina hai aur mera Bhai ko bhi . Main Kabhi sapna main bhi Don guru se panga lunga soch bhi nhi sakta jo admi ziba jaisa Don ko 2min main mar sakta hai uska samrajh ko mita sakta hai aur Dubai main uska sathio Samet uska Bhai ko Mar sakta hai Koi bewkuf hi hoga jo don guru se panga lega.
Dono bhai hath jora khada tha jagga ek hath sina main rakh k khada tha Manish aur jassi k samna
Manish -thik hai to time se ajana dono.hum chalta hai.
Jagga - ha Bhai ajainga hum time se Bhai kuch thanda pi Lo
Jassi - aj nhi Aj guru araha hai bohot kam hai fir Kabhi jagga.
Jagga-jaisa ap Kabho Bhai don guru Bhai ko mera salam dena
Raghu-bhai mera bhi salam dena.
Manish - OK Chalo ab chalta hai ya bol dono unha se nikal jata hai fir rasta main guru ka Nani ko lekar ghar ajta hai.
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Shaandar jabardast Romanchak UpdateGuru -ha baba bolo kaisa ho ap.
Rana--beta main to thik hu tu kaisa hai re aur kanha hai hawali kab ayga?
Guru-main bhi thik hu kal araha hu hawali baba .apna bola tha na ghar main bat Karna k Lia to aj ja raha hu ghar sab se milna k lia .
Rana--sach beta tu ja raha hai ghar ya to tu bohot acha kar raha hai beta mujh bohot khusi hai tu meri bat ka man rakha sach main beta ho to tera jaisa aur sun sab se acha se mil lena aur ha apna is baba ko bhul mat Jana.
Guru - kaisa bat kar raha ho baba ap main ap ko bhul sakta hu kya? aur ap ka koi bhi bat aj tak main ne nhi suna asia hua hai kya baba?
Rana - hasta hua ha ha ha beta main majak kar Raha hu.pata hai mera beta mera koi bhi bat talga nhi mera koi bhi ichha mera beta pura kraga.aur ha DIG ko main ne bola Dia hai us officer ko unha se transfer ho gaya hai beta case bhi bandh ho gaya hai tu Koi tension mat lena.
Guru-baba ia to aur bhi achi khabar hai OK baba rakhta hu
Rana- Sun beta doll tujh dhund rhi hai jab se ayi hai roj ek bar puchti hai tu kab ayga. Ek bar ussa bat kar le.
Guru - baba main abhi drive kar Raha hu ghar Ja kar doll k sath vc call main bat kar lunga .main bhi ussa miss Kar raha hu ap usa boliya 1hr k andar main call karta hu.
Rana--thik hai beta rakhta hu apna dhyan rakhna aur hawali jaldi ana.
Guru-ha baba ap bhi apna dhyan rakhna kal hi araha hu hawali.
Idhar guru ka sab bat Joyti sun rhi thi usa dekhti hui.. Dono ab ek normal MA beta jaisa hai kisi k andar Koi gandi soch nhi tha.
Joyti--kon tha beta.
Guru - jiska lia tera beta aj is Makan Pe hai ma Rana bahadur tha jinha main baba bolta hu aur wo mujh beta bolta hai.
Joyti - bhala ho us insan ka.
Guru - bhala admi ka bhala hi hota hai ma
Joyti - beta ghar jana se pehla apna Nani se milna chal na wo tujh dekh khus ho jaigi.
Guru - MA Nani ghar ajaigi tu ghar chal
Joyti - beta usa to pata bhi nhi tu araha hai kaisa aygi.
Guru - MA main ne jassi ko bhej dia hai wo Nani ko lekar ghar pouch jaiga.
Joyti--sach main beta wo khus ho jati hai fir guru ko dekh beta sach kanhu to mujh us jagga aur uska Bhai k lia dar lag rahi hai unha pata chal gaya ki hum yha aya hai to wo jrur kuch na kuch hunguma karaga ya Teri choti dadi Unha bata dia to fir kya hoga ia sochti k dar rhi hu main.
Guru-ma tu us rupa ko dadi mat bola Kar mera aur kuch nhi hoga dekhna dono bhai aj Tera pair pakad k Mafi mangenga tu bekar ki fikar mat kar main hu na.
Joyti - guru ko dekhti hui ha beta tu jab hai mujh Kya fikar .tujh pata hai beta subha lado bol rhi thi tera case bandh ho gaya hai.
Guru-pata hai ma mujh ya sab baba ne Kara dia hai aur us officer ka transfer aur to aur subha sonali ko jo police bacha ya tha wo bhi baba ne hi bola tha.
Joyti--sach main ek Bhagwan ne Unha bhej dia hai humra rakhsha k Lia. Unha Bhagwan lambi umar de.
Guru-ha MA mera Lia wo Bhagwan hi hai le agya ghar bol k guru car rokta hai .
Joyti - dekhti hai ghar k samna do car kahdi thi aur kuch admi bhi Unha dekh k... Beta ia sab kon hai kanhi jagga ko pata to nhi chal gya hum aya hai.
Guru-ma tu darti bohot hai tera beta tera sath hai fir bhi tu itna dar rhi hai aur ya Charo mera admi hai wo dekh picha jassi arha hai.
Joyti - beta mujh khud k Lia Koi fikar nhi hai tujh kuch na ho Jai kanhi tujh se fir se dur na ho jau islia darti hu. Bolti hui joyti car se nicha utrti hai.
Guru - car se utarta hua kuch nhi hoga ma mujh aur ab hum dur nhi honga. Tabhi jassi ko ata dekhta hai sath main Manish bhi tha.
guru farmhouse se call kia tha jassi ko unse bola tha.....
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Guru - jassi Bhai tum ja kar Manish se Milo aur usa bolo is.... Area ka jo dada hai jagga ussa Ja kar mila aur usa apna bhasa main samjhana ki bap ekhi hai Don guru agar jinda rahna hai to ja kar Mafi mang le guru aur usko family se aur sala ne Jada kuch bola to thok dena onhi pe kutta ko.samjh gaya na tum.
Jassi - ha Bhai samjh gaya us kutta ko lekar kar ata hu main utha Kar
Guru - good usa lekar nhi ana hoga bolna wo khud chal k aya aur mafi mang k jai.
Jassi - Bhai wo sab to thik hai lekin Manish ko kya sab bol de hum ki ap hi don guru ho.
Guru - kuch der soch k ha bhai bolo do jab Tera didi anju ko pata chal gaya usa bhi lagna do pata Ha ha ha.
Jassi - OK bhai aur kuch ha ha lelo maja ap mera
Guru - ha jassi Bhai aur ek kam hai.
Jassi-ha Bhai bolo na
Guru-tum mera Nani k ghar chali jana aur Unha sath le kar mera ghar main le ana main aur Ma 2hr main pouch jainga ok main tumh adress bhej raha hu.aur asia bhi tumh nani pehcnti bhi last time tum jab gaya tha ma ko lena to koi problem nhi hoga.
Jassi-ok bhai.
Phone rakhna k badh jassi Manish ko call karta hai usa sab bolta hai fir dono mil kar kuch admi lekar kar jagga k adda pe pouchta hai.
Jassi -manish bhai aj ap pehla bar guru Bhai ko dekhnga anju didi ne to dekh Lia hai unki Surat ab ap bhi dekh lenga lekin ek bat Yaad rakhna Jan chali jai lekin guru Bhai kon hai kisi ko pata nhi chlna chaia .
Manish- bharosha rakho bhai kisi ko Kabhi pata nhi chalga.guru bhai ne mera aur anju ko lia jo kia hai agar mera jan bhi chala jai main unka karaz nhi uatr sakunga zindagi main. Lekin is kutta ko Kya bolenga abhi ya to pouchga sala ki guru kon hai kiu Don guru iska sath hai
Jassi-bhai bol dennga guru don guru ka khas admi hai. tera bahsa main bola to right hand.
Manish - thik hai chalo andar sala yahi milga main ne pata kia hai apna admi se.
Jassi - ha Chalo pehla samjhunga nhi mana to bhai ne bola hai thok dena bhai abhi Koi khoon khraba nhi chata islia samjhna bola hai kiu ki ek din pehla hi police ko itna lash mila hai jungle main fir usa thok denga to aur lash milga to police bhi Jada active ho jaiga aur city main bhi harkam mach jaigi ashi news main roj dikha raha hai un mandir ka kand.
Manish - thik hai Chalo mujh to lag raha hai Don guru ka nam sun k hi mutt dega ia kutta.
Dono jagga k adda k andar jata hai samna se do admi unha rokta hai....
Jassi-aba hat samna se ynha jagga kon hai re.
Gunda - jagga bhai kon hai hasta hua tu jagga bhai Ko nhi janta ya area main nya hai Kya kon hai re tu kanha se aya hai
Manish - Tera jagga bhai Ko bol unka chacha aya hai unka bap ka sandasha le kar aisa bolta hua us admi ko hath se hata ta hua chala jata hai dono andar k taraf kuch dur baitha jagga ishra karta hai apna admi ko ana de
Jagga-kon hai ba tu mera adda pe akar mujh dhund raha hai
Jassi - wo tuhi jagga hai fir usa dekh ara ha Bhai bola tha jagga ka hath Kata hua hai.sun bhatija Tera bap ne mujh bheja hai aisa rista main to Tera hum chacha lagaenga.
Raghu(jagga ka bhai) -sala Kiska samna aur kanha khda hai pata hai tujh jaban samal k bat kar.
Manish-jagga apna Bhai ko tune sikhya nhi jab do bada bat karta hai to bich main nhi bolna chaia.
Jagga-bohot bakwas sun lia tum logo ka yanha Kis lia aya ho jaldi bolo aur dafa ho Jao mera dimag ghuma to tum dono ko yahi pe dher kar dunga.
Jassi-bhai ya to gussa ho gaya sun be chapar ganju Tera gayan nhi sunna aya hai hum ynha tujh aur Tera bhai Ko kuch samjhna aya hai agar samjh gaya to thik hai nhi to tto totooo
Jagga-salo yanha tum sab marna k Lia aya ho Kya kiu bekar ka marna chata ho ashi mera upar 5 mudder case chal raha hai ab tum do ko mar dunga to aur ek case chalna lagga .chup se niklo yanha se. Agar apna jan ka salamati chata ho to.
Jassi-syad tune suna nhi hum tujh aur tera bhai ko samjhna aya hai Munna chup se humrha bat sun le aur ja kar k guru aur uska family se mefi mang le nhi to kal subha tak tum dono bhai ka photo main har Chad jaiga.
Raghu-gussa main gun nikal kar sala tab se bohot bak raha hai dekh ab Kis k photos main har chadta hai aur tu usa kutta k lia aya hai sun le us kutta ko to main tadpa tadpa k marunga aur uska family ki sari aurat ko apna Rakhel Randi bana k rakhenga humlog.
Jagga - us kutta ko mar k uska MA ko mera randi banaunga tum salo yaha pe uska lia aya ho pehla tum sab ko jahanum poucha du fir ja kar us kutta ko bhi dekhta hu. Raghu mar salo ko.
Jassi-goli chalna ki bat sun uska fat jata hai khud ko samlta hua Manish ko dekh Bhai ab bol bhi do iska bap ne bheja hai huma aur bap ka nam sunga to yahi pant main susu nikal jaiga.
Jagga-jassi ka bat sun Raghu k taraf dekh ruk ja raghu ha sala tab se kya bap bap laga rakha hai ab jaldi bol kon bheja hai nhi to ab Koi bat nhi hoga sidha Tera sar uda denga.
Manish - jagga batta hai itna kiu dar raha hai tu.manish ek dum nidar ho kar bat kar raha tha usa goli hclna ka koi dar hi nhi tha.
Jassi - dhira se Manish ko Bhai ab bol bhi do kanhi huma na Uda de bol ne se pehla
Jagga-salo Kya khusrfusur Kar rha ho tum dono
Manish-jagga ya bol Raha hai kanhi nam sun k tu mutt na de.
Jagga-bhenchod tu kuch Jada hi bol raha hai ab to tu gaya beta. Jassi k taraf dekh k bolta hai... raghu uda de salo ko fir puchenga kon behja hai.
Manish - dekh jagga huma Don guru ne bheja hai ya samna jo hai na ya dono guru ka bhai hai aur don guru Ne bola hai agar tujh jinda rahna hai to ja kar guru aur uska family se mafi mang le nhi to rat ko wo arha hai tujh se milna tu to janta hai wo ana se kya hoga kaisa tandab karenga Parso to suna hi hoga purani mandir k samna Kitna lash mila hai sab ko Don guru ne hi Mara hai jab tu is line pe hai itna to tu janta hai don guru kon hai aur kya kya kia hai ab tu soch Le tu kya krga.un se dunsamni lega ya unka bat managa.
Don guru ka nam sunta hi jagga kursi chor k khada ho gaya aur Raghu apna kanpta hua hath se gun nicha gira dia.dono ki bolti bandh ho gaya tha.
Jassi -ya sab dekh aur ha Raghu Aj subha tune airport main jo kia hai na wo sun k Bhai khud guru ko lekar araha tha wo to hum unha bola ki ek chance tumlogo deta hai ek bar samjhta hai agar nhi samjha to ap Ana bhai. Tu jo Gun nikal k dikha Raha tha na Bhai rahta to tu Jitna der gun niklna main laga Raha tha bhai to utna der main tum sab ko mar k yanha se nikal jata. Ab jagga aur Raghu tum dono soch Lo kya kroga.
Manish-jagga soch Le tu aur ek bat wo guru jo hai na wo Bhai ka khas dost hai agar usa aur uska family ko Koi bhi taklif hui to bhai iska badh khud aynga tujh se milna. Ab tu soch k bol mafi manga ga ya bhai se dusmani lega.
Jagga - hath jor k ara jassi sir aur Manish sir ap log khada kiu hai ayiya baith k bat karta hai na aur soch na Kya hai meri samat ayi hai jo don guru se panga lunga main us guru se aj hi mafi mang lunga aur uski ma se bhi lekin sach bol raha hu wo kanha hai kisi ko pata nhi hai jab bhi milga mafi mang lunga main aur mera Bhai dono. Ap bhai Ko bolna humra traf se Kabhi Koi us family k ass pass bhi nhi bhatkga.
Manish - good acha hua tu samjh gaya nhi to bhai Ana se pehla hum hi tujh uda de deta upar dekh ...jagga dekhta hai upar charo traf kam se kam 10admi gun Tana khada hai. Jassi bhi dekh k Sina chowda kar k khada rahta hai.
Jassi-jagga ek kam Karna 2hr badh tu aur Tera bhai guru k ghar ajana Unha tujh guru aur maji milenga un se mafi mang Lena baki family walo se bhi mafi mang Lena thik hai hum bhi rahenga Unha agar Koi chalaki dikhya to wohi thok dunga tujh.
Jagga-jasdi Bhai pura duniya main agar kisi ko Jan se payar nhi hoga to wohi Don guru se panga lega bhai main pagal nhi hu mujh abhi apni zindagi jina hai aur mera Bhai ko bhi . Main Kabhi sapna main bhi Don guru se panga lunga soch bhi nhi sakta jo admi ziba jaisa Don ko 2min main mar sakta hai uska samrajh ko mita sakta hai aur Dubai main uska sathio Samet uska Bhai ko Mar sakta hai Koi bewkuf hi hoga jo don guru se panga lega.
Dono bhai hath jora khada tha jagga ek hath sina main rakh k khada tha Manish aur jassi k samna
Manish -thik hai to time se ajana dono.hum chalta hai.
Jagga - ha Bhai ajainga hum time se Bhai kuch thanda pi Lo
Jassi - aj nhi Aj guru araha hai bohot kam hai fir Kabhi jagga.
Jagga-jaisa ap Kabho Bhai don guru Bhai ko mera salam dena
Raghu-bhai mera bhi salam dena.
Manish - OK Chalo ab chalta hai ya bol dono unha se nikal jata hai fir rasta main guru ka Nani ko lekar ghar ajta hai.
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