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Tabhi jassi Unha ata hai Rana aur arjun ko dekh pranam karta hai fir Sahlini ko bhi pranam karta hai.
Guru jassi ka gala milta hai fir kuch der normal bata hota hai sab k sath .
Lila-chota malik ap Ne kuch kahya nhi subha se kuch khana Le kar aya.
Guru - nhi Lila abhi ek urgent kam hai mujh akar khaunga main
Lila-ji chota malik.jab se lila guru ko rina k bacha k lia itna kuch krta dekha hai guru raina aur lila ko sab k samna khud ka family bolta suna hai uska najar main guru ki ijaat aur bhi badh gai thi asahi wo guru k lund ki dewani thi lekin uska achai dekh guru ki bhi dewani ho gai thi lila.
Fir rana ko bol k guru jassi ko sath lekar nikal jata hai.
Dusra taraf
Ek ladki ek Koi se phn main bat kar rhi thi.
Ladki-bhabi koi bat hua ussa.
Aurat-nhi lado aj bhi call nhi uthaiya wo .
Ladki-bhabi mera bhi call nhi uthaiya.
Aurat -na jana kon si manhos Ghadi thi mera muh se usdin wo sab nikal gai. Main khud hi apna bacha ko khud se dur kar di.
Ladki - Bhabi usdin ap ne jo kia tha uski Jan bachna k Lia kiya tha usimain uski bhalai thi. Ap to inha Ho nhi lekin wo dono chudhel aj bhi ussa se nafrat karti hai aj bhi wo police se uska bara main khabar leti rahti hai wo pakda gaya ki nhi.
Aurat - ha lekin ia bat mera beta samjh jata to apna ma ko ek call to karta.
Ladki - dekhna bhabi ekdin uska call jarur ayga humlog se wo Jada din dur nhi rah sakaga.aur apni ma ka hi gaya ka palan kar raha hai wo.
Aurat -ha lado main bhi usi k rha dekh rhi hu. usdin syaad mujh usa itna kuch bolna nhi chaia thi.na jana kis hal main hoga mera bcaha.
Ladki-dekhna Bhabi mera Mann bol raha hai wo hum se bohot jald milna ayga. Aur bhabi jab uska phn chalu hai iska Matalab wo janha bhi hai sahi salamat hai.
Aurat - ha lado ia to sahi boli tu.
Ladki - thik hai Bhabi ab rakhti hu call.
Aurat-ha lado samal k rahna aur Ma ji ka bhi dhyan rakhna.
Ladki-ok Bhabi.
Idhar guru aur jassi
Car full speed se chal raha tha guru ko dekh......
jassi- Bhai humlog kanha ja raha hai.
Guru - Chalo jassi Bhai ja kar pata chal jaiga apna mask pehen Lo srif. Guru bhi apna mask pehen leta hai.
Kuch hi der main ek bada sa hawali k pass car rukta hai. Guru car lekar andar jata hai .fir ek garden main laga hua chair main Ja kar baithta hai. Jassi bhi guru k sath baith jata hai. Tabhi unha ek admi aur ek aurat ati hai guru ko dekh namasta karta hai. Guru bhi Unha baithna ko bolta hai wo bhi baith jata hai.
Guru - kaisa ho tum dono .
Ladka - saheb ap ka kripa hai.
Ladki - saheb ap k kripa se Sab ekdum sahi chal rhi hai .
Guru-Jassi bhai ya dono bhai behen hai anju aur Manish ia log mera Lia kam karta hai aur ya kuch din se karimpur jungle main gaya hua tha mera kahna se. Ha to bolo Kya khabar hai itna urgent main kiu bulaya mujh.
(bat ia tha ki guru hawali main hospital se ana badh fresh hona gaya tha tab usa Manish ka call ata hai jo usa urgent milna hai bolta hai.guru bhi phn cut ne badh jassi ko call kar hawali ana Bolta hai urgently.)
Anju- ha saheb Unha sach main Koi badi deal hona Bali hai kiu ki unha kam se kam humlogo ne teen char jagha pe 20/25 admi ko dekha hai sab jagha main 8 se 10 tent bana hua hai. Sab mila k us jungle main 100 se 150 admi honga.ek map nikal k guru ko sab dikhna lagi guru aur jassi bohot hi gour se dekh aur sun raha tha.
Manish -saheb mera khyal se ap ko is area main Jada najar rakhna padga kiu ki itna bada jungle main ia log 4 jagha apna tent lagya hai wo log drugs kanhi bhi ek jagha utarenga. Hum Ne jo dekh huma lag Raha hai is area main wo log drugs utar sakta hai.
Guru - aisa kiu laga tumlogo ko wo log kanhi aur area main bhi utar sakta hai mal. To is area main hum Jada najar kiu rakha. Aisa kya dekha is area main tumlogo ne.
Anju- saheb kiu ki sab jagha tent 4 se 5 thi lekin us area main hum 10 tent dekh sab area se us area main admi bhi Jada dekha aur sab se badi bat is area se high road srif 15km hai jab ki baki area se 50 km hogi.
Guru - kya ziba agya hai unha
Manish - dekh k to nhi laga hum a ziba Unha hai kiu ki sab gaurd nasha main din din bhar dhut ho kar ladkio k sath moj Masti main laga tha .agar ziba Unha rahta to sab stark rahta din bhar.
Idhar anju bata karti hui barbar guru ka nili ankho main badi payar bhari najar se dekh rhi thi jisa jassi Ne dekh Lia tha. Anju jo ki ek 24yrs ki ladki thi dekhna main bhi sundar aur gadrai jism wali thi.
Anju age 24 figr 34/28/36
Guru - thik hai tumlog unpe najar banai rakho main bhi do din main unha pouch Raha hu drugs kisi bhi halat main jungle se bahar niklna nhi chaia.
Anju-ha saheb nhi niklga. Aur ek bat ap Unha jainga to ap ko Sayad kuch din rukna pada kiu ki drugs Kis din ayga ia ziba k sibha koi nhi janta humlogo ne Jitna pata kia hai drugs do teen din k badh Kabhi bhi asakta hai.
Guru - map ko acha se dekhta hua ia jagha sahi rahga humlog k rahna k Lia kiu ki inha se hum bhi high road jaldi ja sakta hai aur dur se samundar main bhi najar rakh sakta hai Koi ship agar aya to humlog ko pata chal jaiga kiu ki is area se Pura samundar dur dur tak dikhai dega. Jissa unpe najar rakhna asan hoga.
Anju-ha area ekdum safe rahga ap k Lia aur najar rakhna k Lia bhi.
Guru - tumlog kuch admi k sath jao kuch car bhi Leta jana aur is area main teen tent bana na ussa 1km pe fir is area main teen tent aur fir ussa 1km main fir teen tent bana na aur ia jo area dekh rahi ho (map dikhta hua )inha ek tent bana na thik hai sab saman Le kar jana .samjh gaya na kaisa Kya karna hai.
Anju - kuch der map dekhti hui sach main saheb ap dimag bohot hai ap jis tara tent lagna bola hai agar wo log kisi Tara jungle se bahar niklna chai bhi to nikal nhi painga sab tarf humrha gurds honga.
Jassi-madam ji islia to ia guru Bhai hai bol k hasta hai.
guru-main aur jassi Unha do din bad pouch Raha hai.
OK Chalo hum ab niklta hai ia bol guru khada hota hai sath main jassi bhi guru Manish se gala milta hai anju khud aga ajati hai aur guru se jab gala milti hai to apna hath se guru ka peth ko sahlti hai jisa dekh jassi k chera pe ek muskan ajta hai. Fir dono unha se nikal jata hai guru jassi dono mask kholta hai aur car speed main bhaga deta hai.
Jassi-bhai Chalo Aj party karta hai.
Guru - nhi jassi Aj nhi baba ka bhi tabiyat thik nhi hai aur Rina ka bhi Kabhi bhi call asakta hai hospital se fir Kabhi krenga.
Jassi - ia Rina kon hai saheb arjun uncle ko tab bol Raha tha ki uska khabar Leta rahna.
Guru - humara maid hai per hum sab ek family hai. Ia sab choro tumha maja arha ki nhi ghar main jo bheja hai hum. (guru malti ko bol do Randi jassi k flat main bhi bhej dia tha)
Jassi - hasta hua ha Bhai do din se unka sath hi maja kar Raha hai.
Guru - ha maja Karo aur bhi koi chaia to bolna bol dennga hum sab ko ekdum ragad k Lena.
Jassi-nhi Bhai do hi thik hai aur jrurat nhi hai. Aisa Bhai Ek bat bolna tha tumha.
Guru - ha bolo Kya bat hai.
Jassi-ia anju ap ko kuch Jada hi ghur rhi thi aur uska jo how bhaw hai mujh to lag Raha tha wo tumhra nicha ana k Lia Mari Ja rhi hai.
Guru - ha tum Ne sahi samjha hai time ana do agar wo khud se nicha ana mang rhi hai to hum bhi uspe Chad jainga. Hum kanha sarif hai jo usa chor denga.
Dono jor jor hasna laga. Kuch hi der main guru jassi ko chor k khud hawali ajata hai. Guru jab andar arha tha tab doctor uncle ko niklta dekhta hai usa dekh tension main bhagta hua doctor k pass ata hai.
Guru - uncle Itni rat ko ap ynha sab thik to hai na baba thik hai na.
Doctor - beta sab thik hai main kuch Dino k Lia bahar ja raha hu islia Rana se milna agya aur bat bat pe late Ho gaya.
Guru - ek ghari sash chorta hua thik hai uncle main to dar hi gaya tha. Aisa ap kanha ja raha hai uncle
Doctor - ek doctor seminar main Bhag Lena k Lia Australia ja raha hu. Aur ha Rana thik to hai lekin uska andar ki jo chinta hai fir usa bimar na kar de tujh hi usa dekhna hai.
Guru - uncle kuch din aur main unka andar ki jo chinta hai us chinta se unki mukti dila dunga.
Doctor-sabhas beta acha ab main nikalta hu good night beta.
Guru - good night uncle.
Guru hawali hall main jata hai to dekhta hai ki lila Rana ko lekar ja rhi thi Rana k room k taraf guru ko dekh Lila ruk jati hai.
Rana-agya mera sher
Guru - ha baba agya ap abhi tak soya nhi.
Rana-nhi beta doctor agya tha uska sath bat Karna main time ka pata hi nhi chala .abhi ia le ja rhi thi mujh room main chorna k Lia.
Lila-chota malik ap fresh ho jaia main bada Malik ko chor k ati hu ap ko khana deti hu.
Guru - tum baba ko Sula do fir akar mera khana laga do tum bhi ja kar so jao subha tumha bhi jaldi jana hai mera sath hospital main. Good night baba ap Aram se so jao kal ap se mujh kuch jaruri bat Karna hai.
Rana - good night beta subha bat karta hai tu bhi ab Aram kar dinner kar k.
Guru upar jata hai fresh ho kar nicha ata hai lila uska lia khana Laga rhi thi tabhi guru uska pass akar uski moti gand main ek thapad rasid deta hua...
Guru - Ufff kya mast gand hai Teri
Lila - auchhh kya kar Raha hai malik meri gand main dholk samajh kiu baja raha hai.
Guru - Mann to Kar raha hai aj rat is dholak ko baja dalu.
Lila-ap ka agar mann hai bajana ka to baja lijia.
Guru khana khata hua tu to ekdum meri dewwani Ho gai hai re .
Lila-ia sab to ap k hi hai aur ap apna pant k andr jo lekar ghum raha hai uska Lia main kya har ek aurat aur ladki sab dewwani Ho jaigi.
Guru - Mann to tha Tera bajana ka lekin aj nhi tujh subha jana bhi hai mera sath Rina k pass agar dhol baja dia to subha chal bhi nhi paigi.
Lila-ha Rina bechari ekli hai uska sath subha kuch der rakhungi to usa bhi hosla milgi. Ap agar baja dia to main bhi malti di k tara chal fir nhi sakungi bol k hasti hai. lekin ap ka agar utna hi man hai to baja lijia main mange kar lungi subha .
Guru - khana khatam kar k nhi re pehla unha jana jruri hai tera dhol to main kabhi bhi baja sakta hu kal rina k pass jana hai islia chor dia tujh aj chal ab tu bhi khana kha kar so Ja subha jana hai. Ia bol guru upar chala jata hai.
Guru apna room main jakar let jata hai tabhi uska hath main Uska mobile ajata hai jisma wo fir do miss call dekhta hai uski ma k aur ek number dekh guru fir muskrta hua fir apni soch main dub jata hai.
Flashback 3yrs ago...
Guru ka zindagi ashi chal raha tha roj gali mar MA Bua dadi k ashu usa andar hi andar itna dukh deta tha ki wo Kabhi Kabhi sochta tha apna bap,badi Bua aur choti dadi ko cut k fek de lekin apna ma ,dadi aur bua k Lia sant ho jata tha.
Ashi ek Subha ka time guru kitchen k taraf Ja Raha tha janha uski ma aur dadi tha aur kitchen main tab Uska Badi Bua bhi thi jo nasta kar rhi thi office jana k Lia. Sonali roj subha hi chali jati hai nasta kar k Uska badh Roma jati hai.
Guru - Roma ko ignore karta hua MA dadi good morning
Dono - good morning beta chal nasta kar le.
Guru - ha MA de do nasta soch raha hu Aj Nani se milna chala jau. Kal subha tak ajunga Nani ko bhi acha laga ga ekali rahti hai.
Joyti-ha beta chala ja ma bhi khus hogi .
Ia sun Roma Unha se nikal jati hai aur apna choti MA k pass ja kar.
Roma-kutta k pila apna fakir Nani se milna ja raha hai. Kal ayga bol Raha tha ap kuch bologi nhi iska man badhta ja raha hai ap se puchna ka Koi jarurat nhi samjh ta hai. Aur wo dono bhi ghar ki malkin banata ja rhi hai. Rupa kuch sochti hui ek muskan k sath
Rupa-beti tu ja office der Ho rhi hai. Main dekhti hu usa kaisa jata hai.
Roma k jana k badh Rupa Raghu k pass jati hai.
Rupa - Raghu
Raghu - subha subha Sarab pita hua ha choti MA boliya.
Rupa-raghu usdin tu bol Raha tha wo log uska Lia 10lakh dega kya sach main dega
Raghu - ha choti MA dega aur main to unse 2 lakh advance k tor main bhi le chuka hu .
Rupa-tune 2lakh le Lia mujh bola nhi.
Raghu - choti MA kal hi Lia hai hum Aj ap ko bata ne Wala tha.
Rupa-kanha hai paisa .
Raghu - apni pocket se bundle niklta hua lijia ap ko Dena k Lia pocket main le kar rakha tha.
Rupa - khus hoti hui paisa lti hai fir Ara isma to 20 hajar kam hai.
Raghu-ha choti MA wo aj hum sab sam ko jua khelenga is Lia main ne rakh Lia hai.
Rupa - kanha khelna jaiga jua
Raghu - wo jagaa Bhai bola nhi abhi tak kanha jainga khelna
Rupa - kamini smile k sath tumlogo ko jua khelna hai to ghar main bula Lo aur aj moka acha hai wo haramjada rah ga nhi ghar pe kal ayga to Anhi sahi moka hai. Tu jagga ko bolna baki ka 8 lakh bhi lekar ajai Sam ko hi bula le taki Aram se hum apna kam ko anjam de saka. Usa uski aukat dikha saka.
Raghu - sach choti MA ia to bohot acha moka hai abhi main jagga bhai Ko bol deta hu.
Idhar kitchen main guru nasta kar Raha tha....
Joyti -main MA ko call kar deti hu tu ja raha hai.
Guru - nhi MA call mat Karo achanak jaunga to Nani ko surprise de sakunga aur wo Jada khus hogi.
Joyti - smile k sath thik hai.
Dadi - tujh jana tha to sonali k sath hi chala jata.
Guru - na baba Uska sath jata to Pura rasta samjhti rahti guru ia mat karna guru wo mat karna mastarni giri dikhti isa acha main ekalahi chala jaunga. Issssssssssss fir galti Ho gaya.
Joyti-aisa kaisa bol Raha tujh Pe Jan chidkti hai lado meri tu usa aisa bol raha hai. Aur Kya galti ho gaya tujh se.
Dadi - tu samjhi nhi bahu humlog k samna fir uska bara main bol Dia islia bol Raha galti Ho gai.ruk Aj ana de usa fir tujh dikhti hu.
Guru - nhi nhi didi please mat bola Karo usa ladna ajati hai mujh se islia dar lagta hai aur to aur Mar bhi deti hai.
Dadi - to kya hua darling hai na Tera thoda Mar bhi kha lena. Sab hasna laga is bat pe.
Guru duphar ko khana kha kar nikal jata hai aur Sam hota hota ghar main daru aur jua ka khel chalu Ho jata jai sab maja se daru pita hua jua khel Raha tha. Unha ka masoor Gunda jagga apna do Sathi k sath tha Raghu k sath baith k jua khel raha tha Raghu bich bich main joyti ko awaz deta kuch na kuch khana Lana ya pani Lena k bahna aur jagga joyti ko gandi najar se ghurta ja raha tha aur sarab pe sarab pita ja raha tha. Tabhi Raghu uth k bathroom jata hai.
Jagga ka chela 1- ia Raghu ka Bibi to mast mal hai boss
Jagga-sala uska Lia hi to inha aya hu is Sarabi ko 10 lack dia hu is gadrai mal k Lia pehla iska sath maja Mar Lu fir Iska behno ko bhi apna Randi banunga.
Chela2- boss hum a bhul mat jana.
Jagga - sala sab mil bat k khaingae is ghar ki sabi aurato ko. Tabhi Raghu ajta hai sab chup Ho jata hai.
Raghu-bhai moka acha hai jhapt Lo sali ko main usa bulta hu fir
Jagga-ruk ja abhi nhi nasha aur chadna de fir na maja ayga tera Bibi k upar chadna main chal ab patta bat.
Joyti-maji ya Sab Kya hai ia to is Gunda ko ghar lekar agya hai aur unlogo k sath pita hua jua khel raha hai. Jab bhi mujh bula Raha hai sab kitni gandi najar se ghur Raha hai.
bimla-bahu main bhi tab se Anhi dekh rhi hu akhir aisa kr kiu raha hai ia ek bat aur hai Aj Rupa bhi apna kamra se nhi nikli hai Sam se ekbar bhi.
Joyti - mujh to bohot Dar lag Raha hai. Acha hua guru nhi hai nhi to wo to ia sab dekh aur gussa Ho jata .
bimla - bahu ia to ashi nami Gunda hai isa ghar main aisa inlogo ko lekar ana jarur Koi to plane chal raha hai Inka Mann main kanhi guru ko nuskan pochna k Lia nhi laya hai na Kiu ki usdin bol Raha tha na tujh sabak sikhunga main aur Wo Rupa bhi bol rhi thi tumlogo k dikhaungi ghar ki malkin kon hai.
Joyti-maji mera beta ko bacha lijia us bacha k picha ia log kiu pada hai Kya bigara hai usna in Sab ka. Mujh bohot Dar lag Raha hai ab sab soch k.
bimla - ghabra mat bahu guru inha hai nhi aur Tera sath main hu na jo bhi hoga dona sath main samal lenga.
Tabhi..... Ma ma karta hua guru Ata hai unha
Guru ko dekh dono.....
bimla-tu kiu agaya inha tu nani ghar gaya tha na.
Joyti- tu to kal ana Wala tha na.
Guru- MA Nani nhi hai ghar pe wo apni nanad k ghar gai hai aj subha do din badh aygi islia main unha se opas agya. Lekin acha hua agya ia sab Kya ho raha hai ghar main ia koi daru ka adda hai Kya aur wo jagga inha Kya kar Raha hai.
Joyti - darti hui tujh kuch bola to nhi na unlogo ne.
Guru- MA mujh dekha hi nhi sab nasha main gali de Raha aur jua khel Raha hai. Ia to sahi nhi hai na ia ghar hai dadi main inha ia sab chalna nhi dunga.
bimla - beta abhi rahna de sab ko jana de main bat karti hu us kutta Raghu se .
Guru-lekin dadi Aj inha nhi roka gaya to kal fir aynga aur ia jagga bohot bada Gunda hai aur bohot harmi bhi hai main Ne suna hai Kitna ladki aurat k sath galat kam kia hai isna is ghar main humlog rahta hai agar is ghar main Iska ana jana raha to dekh lena ia is ghar ki ijjat pe bhi hath dal denga. Mera rahta hua aisa nhi hona dunga main abhi ja kar sab ko bhagta hu acha se chala jaiga to thik hai nhi to mar k bahgaunga sab ko.
Joyti - guru ko pakd k Teri dadi boli na Tera papa se bat kragi.
Guru - lekin ma...
Joyti -kuch lekin nhi tujh meri aur teri dadi ayr Bua ki kasam tu chupchap upar chala ja apna room main rahna bahar ana ki jrurat nhi hai.
beta - beta main bat krungi us kutta Raghu se tu bas aj k Lia chor de.
Guru - aplog mujh har bar kasam de Kar rok leta ho ia galat karta Ho bolta hua guru chala jata hai apna room main. Kisiko pata bhi nhi chalta sab pina aur jua main dhuka hua tha.
Joyti - chain ki sash lti hui maji acha hua koi nhi dekha guru ko ata hua ap lekin ajhi bat Karna. Aj to guru ko rok lia agli bar wo nhi rukaga usko humlogo ki Jada chinta hai. Aur mujh uska bhi chinta hoti hai.ia sab mil kar kanhi mera beta k sath kuch anhoni na kar de.
bimla-tu chinta na kar humra guru ko kuch nhi hoga aur is kutta k sath to aj main bat kar k hi rhungi.guru k lia main koi bhi risk nhi le sakti.
guru apna room main ja kar let gaya aur mobile dekhna laga guru k leta hua kuchi der hua tha ki tabiiiiiiiiiii ................
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Shandar jabardast updateTabhi jassi Unha ata hai Rana aur arjun ko dekh pranam karta hai fir Sahlini ko bhi pranam karta hai.
Guru jassi ka gala milta hai fir kuch der normal bata hota hai sab k sath .
Lila-chota malik ap Ne kuch kahya nhi subha se kuch khana Le kar aya.
Guru - nhi Lila abhi ek urgent kam hai mujh akar khaunga main
Lila-ji chota malik.jab se lila guru ko rina k bacha k lia itna kuch krta dekha hai guru raina aur lila ko sab k samna khud ka family bolta suna hai uska najar main guru ki ijaat aur bhi badh gai thi asahi wo guru k lund ki dewani thi lekin uska achai dekh guru ki bhi dewani ho gai thi lila.
Fir rana ko bol k guru jassi ko sath lekar nikal jata hai.
Dusra taraf
Ek ladki ek Koi se phn main bat kar rhi thi.
Ladki-bhabi koi bat hua ussa.
Aurat-nhi lado aj bhi call nhi uthaiya wo .
Ladki-bhabi mera bhi call nhi uthaiya.
Aurat -na jana kon si manhos Ghadi thi mera muh se usdin wo sab nikal gai. Main khud hi apna bacha ko khud se dur kar di.
Ladki - Bhabi usdin ap ne jo kia tha uski Jan bachna k Lia kiya tha usimain uski bhalai thi. Ap to inha Ho nhi lekin wo dono chudhel aj bhi ussa se nafrat karti hai aj bhi wo police se uska bara main khabar leti rahti hai wo pakda gaya ki nhi.
Aurat - ha lekin ia bat mera beta samjh jata to apna ma ko ek call to karta.
Ladki - dekhna bhabi ekdin uska call jarur ayga humlog se wo Jada din dur nhi rah sakaga.aur apni ma ka hi gaya ka palan kar raha hai wo.
Aurat -ha lado main bhi usi k rha dekh rhi hu. usdin syaad mujh usa itna kuch bolna nhi chaia thi.na jana kis hal main hoga mera bcaha.
Ladki-dekhna Bhabi mera Mann bol raha hai wo hum se bohot jald milna ayga. Aur bhabi jab uska phn chalu hai iska Matalab wo janha bhi hai sahi salamat hai.
Aurat - ha lado ia to sahi boli tu.
Ladki - thik hai Bhabi ab rakhti hu call.
Aurat-ha lado samal k rahna aur Ma ji ka bhi dhyan rakhna.
Ladki-ok Bhabi.
Idhar guru aur jassi
Car full speed se chal raha tha guru ko dekh......
jassi- Bhai humlog kanha ja raha hai.
Guru - Chalo jassi Bhai ja kar pata chal jaiga apna mask pehen Lo srif. Guru bhi apna mask pehen leta hai.
Kuch hi der main ek bada sa hawali k pass car rukta hai. Guru car lekar andar jata hai .fir ek garden main laga hua chair main Ja kar baithta hai. Jassi bhi guru k sath baith jata hai. Tabhi unha ek admi aur ek aurat ati hai guru ko dekh namasta karta hai. Guru bhi Unha baithna ko bolta hai wo bhi baith jata hai.
Guru - kaisa ho tum dono .
Ladka - saheb ap ka kripa hai.
Ladki - saheb ap k kripa se Sab ekdum sahi chal rhi hai .
Guru-Jassi bhai ya dono bhai behen hai anju aur Manish ia log mera Lia kam karta hai aur ya kuch din se karimpur jungle main gaya hua tha mera kahna se. Ha to bolo Kya khabar hai itna urgent main kiu bulaya mujh.
(bat ia tha ki guru hawali main hospital se ana badh fresh hona gaya tha tab usa Manish ka call ata hai jo usa urgent milna hai bolta hai.guru bhi phn cut ne badh jassi ko call kar hawali ana Bolta hai urgently.)
Anju- ha saheb Unha sach main Koi badi deal hona Bali hai kiu ki unha kam se kam humlogo ne teen char jagha pe 20/25 admi ko dekha hai sab jagha main 8 se 10 tent bana hua hai. Sab mila k us jungle main 100 se 150 admi honga.ek map nikal k guru ko sab dikhna lagi guru aur jassi bohot hi gour se dekh aur sun raha tha.
Manish -saheb mera khyal se ap ko is area main Jada najar rakhna padga kiu ki itna bada jungle main ia log 4 jagha apna tent lagya hai wo log drugs kanhi bhi ek jagha utarenga. Hum Ne jo dekh huma lag Raha hai is area main wo log drugs utar sakta hai.
Guru - aisa kiu laga tumlogo ko wo log kanhi aur area main bhi utar sakta hai mal. To is area main hum Jada najar kiu rakha. Aisa kya dekha is area main tumlogo ne.
Anju- saheb kiu ki sab jagha tent 4 se 5 thi lekin us area main hum 10 tent dekh sab area se us area main admi bhi Jada dekha aur sab se badi bat is area se high road srif 15km hai jab ki baki area se 50 km hogi.
Guru - kya ziba agya hai unha
Manish - dekh k to nhi laga hum a ziba Unha hai kiu ki sab gaurd nasha main din din bhar dhut ho kar ladkio k sath moj Masti main laga tha .agar ziba Unha rahta to sab stark rahta din bhar.
Idhar anju bata karti hui barbar guru ka nili ankho main badi payar bhari najar se dekh rhi thi jisa jassi Ne dekh Lia tha. Anju jo ki ek 24yrs ki ladki thi dekhna main bhi sundar aur gadrai jism wali thi.
Anju age 24 figr 34/28/36
Guru - thik hai tumlog unpe najar banai rakho main bhi do din main unha pouch Raha hu drugs kisi bhi halat main jungle se bahar niklna nhi chaia.
Anju-ha saheb nhi niklga. Aur ek bat ap Unha jainga to ap ko Sayad kuch din rukna pada kiu ki drugs Kis din ayga ia ziba k sibha koi nhi janta humlogo ne Jitna pata kia hai drugs do teen din k badh Kabhi bhi asakta hai.
Guru - map ko acha se dekhta hua ia jagha sahi rahga humlog k rahna k Lia kiu ki inha se hum bhi high road jaldi ja sakta hai aur dur se samundar main bhi najar rakh sakta hai Koi ship agar aya to humlog ko pata chal jaiga kiu ki is area se Pura samundar dur dur tak dikhai dega. Jissa unpe najar rakhna asan hoga.
Anju-ha area ekdum safe rahga ap k Lia aur najar rakhna k Lia bhi.
Guru - tumlog kuch admi k sath jao kuch car bhi Leta jana aur is area main teen tent bana na ussa 1km pe fir is area main teen tent aur fir ussa 1km main fir teen tent bana na aur ia jo area dekh rahi ho (map dikhta hua )inha ek tent bana na thik hai sab saman Le kar jana .samjh gaya na kaisa Kya karna hai.
Anju - kuch der map dekhti hui sach main saheb ap dimag bohot hai ap jis tara tent lagna bola hai agar wo log kisi Tara jungle se bahar niklna chai bhi to nikal nhi painga sab tarf humrha gurds honga.
Jassi-madam ji islia to ia guru Bhai hai bol k hasta hai.
guru-main aur jassi Unha do din bad pouch Raha hai.
OK Chalo hum ab niklta hai ia bol guru khada hota hai sath main jassi bhi guru Manish se gala milta hai anju khud aga ajati hai aur guru se jab gala milti hai to apna hath se guru ka peth ko sahlti hai jisa dekh jassi k chera pe ek muskan ajta hai. Fir dono unha se nikal jata hai guru jassi dono mask kholta hai aur car speed main bhaga deta hai.
Jassi-bhai Chalo Aj party karta hai.
Guru - nhi jassi Aj nhi baba ka bhi tabiyat thik nhi hai aur Rina ka bhi Kabhi bhi call asakta hai hospital se fir Kabhi krenga.
Jassi - ia Rina kon hai saheb arjun uncle ko tab bol Raha tha ki uska khabar Leta rahna.
Guru - humara maid hai per hum sab ek family hai. Ia sab choro tumha maja arha ki nhi ghar main jo bheja hai hum. (guru malti ko bol do Randi jassi k flat main bhi bhej dia tha)
Jassi - hasta hua ha Bhai do din se unka sath hi maja kar Raha hai.
Guru - ha maja Karo aur bhi koi chaia to bolna bol dennga hum sab ko ekdum ragad k Lena.
Jassi-nhi Bhai do hi thik hai aur jrurat nhi hai. Aisa Bhai Ek bat bolna tha tumha.
Guru - ha bolo Kya bat hai.
Jassi-ia anju ap ko kuch Jada hi ghur rhi thi aur uska jo how bhaw hai mujh to lag Raha tha wo tumhra nicha ana k Lia Mari Ja rhi hai.
Guru - ha tum Ne sahi samjha hai time ana do agar wo khud se nicha ana mang rhi hai to hum bhi uspe Chad jainga. Hum kanha sarif hai jo usa chor denga.
Dono jor jor hasna laga. Kuch hi der main guru jassi ko chor k khud hawali ajata hai. Guru jab andar arha tha tab doctor uncle ko niklta dekhta hai usa dekh tension main bhagta hua doctor k pass ata hai.
Guru - uncle Itni rat ko ap ynha sab thik to hai na baba thik hai na.
Doctor - beta sab thik hai main kuch Dino k Lia bahar ja raha hu islia Rana se milna agya aur bat bat pe late Ho gaya.
Guru - ek ghari sash chorta hua thik hai uncle main to dar hi gaya tha. Aisa ap kanha ja raha hai uncle
Doctor - ek doctor seminar main Bhag Lena k Lia Australia ja raha hu. Aur ha Rana thik to hai lekin uska andar ki jo chinta hai fir usa bimar na kar de tujh hi usa dekhna hai.
Guru - uncle kuch din aur main unka andar ki jo chinta hai us chinta se unki mukti dila dunga.
Doctor-sabhas beta acha ab main nikalta hu good night beta.
Guru - good night uncle.
Guru hawali hall main jata hai to dekhta hai ki lila Rana ko lekar ja rhi thi Rana k room k taraf guru ko dekh Lila ruk jati hai.
Rana-agya mera sher
Guru - ha baba agya ap abhi tak soya nhi.
Rana-nhi beta doctor agya tha uska sath bat Karna main time ka pata hi nhi chala .abhi ia le ja rhi thi mujh room main chorna k Lia.
Lila-chota malik ap fresh ho jaia main bada Malik ko chor k ati hu ap ko khana deti hu.
Guru - tum baba ko Sula do fir akar mera khana laga do tum bhi ja kar so jao subha tumha bhi jaldi jana hai mera sath hospital main. Good night baba ap Aram se so jao kal ap se mujh kuch jaruri bat Karna hai.
Rana - good night beta subha bat karta hai tu bhi ab Aram kar dinner kar k.
Guru upar jata hai fresh ho kar nicha ata hai lila uska lia khana Laga rhi thi tabhi guru uska pass akar uski moti gand main ek thapad rasid deta hua...
Guru - Ufff kya mast gand hai Teri
Lila - auchhh kya kar Raha hai malik meri gand main dholk samajh kiu baja raha hai.
Guru - Mann to Kar raha hai aj rat is dholak ko baja dalu.
Lila-ap ka agar mann hai bajana ka to baja lijia.
Guru khana khata hua tu to ekdum meri dewwani Ho gai hai re .
Lila-ia sab to ap k hi hai aur ap apna pant k andr jo lekar ghum raha hai uska Lia main kya har ek aurat aur ladki sab dewwani Ho jaigi.
Guru - Mann to tha Tera bajana ka lekin aj nhi tujh subha jana bhi hai mera sath Rina k pass agar dhol baja dia to subha chal bhi nhi paigi.
Lila-ha Rina bechari ekli hai uska sath subha kuch der rakhungi to usa bhi hosla milgi. Ap agar baja dia to main bhi malti di k tara chal fir nhi sakungi bol k hasti hai. lekin ap ka agar utna hi man hai to baja lijia main mange kar lungi subha .
Guru - khana khatam kar k nhi re pehla unha jana jruri hai tera dhol to main kabhi bhi baja sakta hu kal rina k pass jana hai islia chor dia tujh aj chal ab tu bhi khana kha kar so Ja subha jana hai. Ia bol guru upar chala jata hai.
Guru apna room main jakar let jata hai tabhi uska hath main Uska mobile ajata hai jisma wo fir do miss call dekhta hai uski ma k aur ek number dekh guru fir muskrta hua fir apni soch main dub jata hai.
Flashback 3yrs ago...
Guru ka zindagi ashi chal raha tha roj gali mar MA Bua dadi k ashu usa andar hi andar itna dukh deta tha ki wo Kabhi Kabhi sochta tha apna bap,badi Bua aur choti dadi ko cut k fek de lekin apna ma ,dadi aur bua k Lia sant ho jata tha.
Ashi ek Subha ka time guru kitchen k taraf Ja Raha tha janha uski ma aur dadi tha aur kitchen main tab Uska Badi Bua bhi thi jo nasta kar rhi thi office jana k Lia. Sonali roj subha hi chali jati hai nasta kar k Uska badh Roma jati hai.
Guru - Roma ko ignore karta hua MA dadi good morning
Dono - good morning beta chal nasta kar le.
Guru - ha MA de do nasta soch raha hu Aj Nani se milna chala jau. Kal subha tak ajunga Nani ko bhi acha laga ga ekali rahti hai.
Joyti-ha beta chala ja ma bhi khus hogi .
Ia sun Roma Unha se nikal jati hai aur apna choti MA k pass ja kar.
Roma-kutta k pila apna fakir Nani se milna ja raha hai. Kal ayga bol Raha tha ap kuch bologi nhi iska man badhta ja raha hai ap se puchna ka Koi jarurat nhi samjh ta hai. Aur wo dono bhi ghar ki malkin banata ja rhi hai. Rupa kuch sochti hui ek muskan k sath
Rupa-beti tu ja office der Ho rhi hai. Main dekhti hu usa kaisa jata hai.
Roma k jana k badh Rupa Raghu k pass jati hai.
Rupa - Raghu
Raghu - subha subha Sarab pita hua ha choti MA boliya.
Rupa-raghu usdin tu bol Raha tha wo log uska Lia 10lakh dega kya sach main dega
Raghu - ha choti MA dega aur main to unse 2 lakh advance k tor main bhi le chuka hu .
Rupa-tune 2lakh le Lia mujh bola nhi.
Raghu - choti MA kal hi Lia hai hum Aj ap ko bata ne Wala tha.
Rupa-kanha hai paisa .
Raghu - apni pocket se bundle niklta hua lijia ap ko Dena k Lia pocket main le kar rakha tha.
Rupa - khus hoti hui paisa lti hai fir Ara isma to 20 hajar kam hai.
Raghu-ha choti MA wo aj hum sab sam ko jua khelenga is Lia main ne rakh Lia hai.
Rupa - kanha khelna jaiga jua
Raghu - wo jagaa Bhai bola nhi abhi tak kanha jainga khelna
Rupa - kamini smile k sath tumlogo ko jua khelna hai to ghar main bula Lo aur aj moka acha hai wo haramjada rah ga nhi ghar pe kal ayga to Anhi sahi moka hai. Tu jagga ko bolna baki ka 8 lakh bhi lekar ajai Sam ko hi bula le taki Aram se hum apna kam ko anjam de saka. Usa uski aukat dikha saka.
Raghu - sach choti MA ia to bohot acha moka hai abhi main jagga bhai Ko bol deta hu.
Idhar kitchen main guru nasta kar Raha tha....
Joyti -main MA ko call kar deti hu tu ja raha hai.
Guru - nhi MA call mat Karo achanak jaunga to Nani ko surprise de sakunga aur wo Jada khus hogi.
Joyti - smile k sath thik hai.
Dadi - tujh jana tha to sonali k sath hi chala jata.
Guru - na baba Uska sath jata to Pura rasta samjhti rahti guru ia mat karna guru wo mat karna mastarni giri dikhti isa acha main ekalahi chala jaunga. Issssssssssss fir galti Ho gaya.
Joyti-aisa kaisa bol Raha tujh Pe Jan chidkti hai lado meri tu usa aisa bol raha hai. Aur Kya galti ho gaya tujh se.
Dadi - tu samjhi nhi bahu humlog k samna fir uska bara main bol Dia islia bol Raha galti Ho gai.ruk Aj ana de usa fir tujh dikhti hu.
Guru - nhi nhi didi please mat bola Karo usa ladna ajati hai mujh se islia dar lagta hai aur to aur Mar bhi deti hai.
Dadi - to kya hua darling hai na Tera thoda Mar bhi kha lena. Sab hasna laga is bat pe.
Guru duphar ko khana kha kar nikal jata hai aur Sam hota hota ghar main daru aur jua ka khel chalu Ho jata jai sab maja se daru pita hua jua khel Raha tha. Unha ka masoor Gunda jagga apna do Sathi k sath tha Raghu k sath baith k jua khel raha tha Raghu bich bich main joyti ko awaz deta kuch na kuch khana Lana ya pani Lena k bahna aur jagga joyti ko gandi najar se ghurta ja raha tha aur sarab pe sarab pita ja raha tha. Tabhi Raghu uth k bathroom jata hai.
Jagga ka chela 1- ia Raghu ka Bibi to mast mal hai boss
Jagga-sala uska Lia hi to inha aya hu is Sarabi ko 10 lack dia hu is gadrai mal k Lia pehla iska sath maja Mar Lu fir Iska behno ko bhi apna Randi banunga.
Chela2- boss hum a bhul mat jana.
Jagga - sala sab mil bat k khaingae is ghar ki sabi aurato ko. Tabhi Raghu ajta hai sab chup Ho jata hai.
Raghu-bhai moka acha hai jhapt Lo sali ko main usa bulta hu fir
Jagga-ruk ja abhi nhi nasha aur chadna de fir na maja ayga tera Bibi k upar chadna main chal ab patta bat.
Joyti-maji ya Sab Kya hai ia to is Gunda ko ghar lekar agya hai aur unlogo k sath pita hua jua khel raha hai. Jab bhi mujh bula Raha hai sab kitni gandi najar se ghur Raha hai.
bimla-bahu main bhi tab se Anhi dekh rhi hu akhir aisa kr kiu raha hai ia ek bat aur hai Aj Rupa bhi apna kamra se nhi nikli hai Sam se ekbar bhi.
Joyti - mujh to bohot Dar lag Raha hai. Acha hua guru nhi hai nhi to wo to ia sab dekh aur gussa Ho jata .
bimla - bahu ia to ashi nami Gunda hai isa ghar main aisa inlogo ko lekar ana jarur Koi to plane chal raha hai Inka Mann main kanhi guru ko nuskan pochna k Lia nhi laya hai na Kiu ki usdin bol Raha tha na tujh sabak sikhunga main aur Wo Rupa bhi bol rhi thi tumlogo k dikhaungi ghar ki malkin kon hai.
Joyti-maji mera beta ko bacha lijia us bacha k picha ia log kiu pada hai Kya bigara hai usna in Sab ka. Mujh bohot Dar lag Raha hai ab sab soch k.
bimla - ghabra mat bahu guru inha hai nhi aur Tera sath main hu na jo bhi hoga dona sath main samal lenga.
Tabhi..... Ma ma karta hua guru Ata hai unha
Guru ko dekh dono.....
bimla-tu kiu agaya inha tu nani ghar gaya tha na.
Joyti- tu to kal ana Wala tha na.
Guru- MA Nani nhi hai ghar pe wo apni nanad k ghar gai hai aj subha do din badh aygi islia main unha se opas agya. Lekin acha hua agya ia sab Kya ho raha hai ghar main ia koi daru ka adda hai Kya aur wo jagga inha Kya kar Raha hai.
Joyti - darti hui tujh kuch bola to nhi na unlogo ne.
Guru- MA mujh dekha hi nhi sab nasha main gali de Raha aur jua khel Raha hai. Ia to sahi nhi hai na ia ghar hai dadi main inha ia sab chalna nhi dunga.
bimla - beta abhi rahna de sab ko jana de main bat karti hu us kutta Raghu se .
Guru-lekin dadi Aj inha nhi roka gaya to kal fir aynga aur ia jagga bohot bada Gunda hai aur bohot harmi bhi hai main Ne suna hai Kitna ladki aurat k sath galat kam kia hai isna is ghar main humlog rahta hai agar is ghar main Iska ana jana raha to dekh lena ia is ghar ki ijjat pe bhi hath dal denga. Mera rahta hua aisa nhi hona dunga main abhi ja kar sab ko bhagta hu acha se chala jaiga to thik hai nhi to mar k bahgaunga sab ko.
Joyti - guru ko pakd k Teri dadi boli na Tera papa se bat kragi.
Guru - lekin ma...
Joyti -kuch lekin nhi tujh meri aur teri dadi ayr Bua ki kasam tu chupchap upar chala ja apna room main rahna bahar ana ki jrurat nhi hai.
beta - beta main bat krungi us kutta Raghu se tu bas aj k Lia chor de.
Guru - aplog mujh har bar kasam de Kar rok leta ho ia galat karta Ho bolta hua guru chala jata hai apna room main. Kisiko pata bhi nhi chalta sab pina aur jua main dhuka hua tha.
Joyti - chain ki sash lti hui maji acha hua koi nhi dekha guru ko ata hua ap lekin ajhi bat Karna. Aj to guru ko rok lia agli bar wo nhi rukaga usko humlogo ki Jada chinta hai. Aur mujh uska bhi chinta hoti hai.ia sab mil kar kanhi mera beta k sath kuch anhoni na kar de.
bimla-tu chinta na kar humra guru ko kuch nhi hoga aur is kutta k sath to aj main bat kar k hi rhungi.guru k lia main koi bhi risk nhi le sakti.
guru apna room main ja kar let gaya aur mobile dekhna laga guru k leta hua kuchi der hua tha ki tabiiiiiiiiiii ................
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Nic update bhai abhi kitne update lagege guru ko apni maa bhen se baat karne me
Tabhi jassi Unha ata hai Rana aur arjun ko dekh pranam karta hai fir Sahlini ko bhi pranam karta hai.
Guru jassi ka gala milta hai fir kuch der normal bata hota hai sab k sath .
Lila-chota malik ap Ne kuch kahya nhi subha se kuch khana Le kar aya.
Guru - nhi Lila abhi ek urgent kam hai mujh akar khaunga main
Lila-ji chota malik.jab se lila guru ko rina k bacha k lia itna kuch krta dekha hai guru raina aur lila ko sab k samna khud ka family bolta suna hai uska najar main guru ki ijaat aur bhi badh gai thi asahi wo guru k lund ki dewani thi lekin uska achai dekh guru ki bhi dewani ho gai thi lila.
Fir rana ko bol k guru jassi ko sath lekar nikal jata hai.
Dusra taraf
Ek ladki ek Koi se phn main bat kar rhi thi.
Ladki-bhabi koi bat hua ussa.
Aurat-nhi lado aj bhi call nhi uthaiya wo .
Ladki-bhabi mera bhi call nhi uthaiya.
Aurat -na jana kon si manhos Ghadi thi mera muh se usdin wo sab nikal gai. Main khud hi apna bacha ko khud se dur kar di.
Ladki - Bhabi usdin ap ne jo kia tha uski Jan bachna k Lia kiya tha usimain uski bhalai thi. Ap to inha Ho nhi lekin wo dono chudhel aj bhi ussa se nafrat karti hai aj bhi wo police se uska bara main khabar leti rahti hai wo pakda gaya ki nhi.
Aurat - ha lekin ia bat mera beta samjh jata to apna ma ko ek call to karta.
Ladki - dekhna bhabi ekdin uska call jarur ayga humlog se wo Jada din dur nhi rah sakaga.aur apni ma ka hi gaya ka palan kar raha hai wo.
Aurat -ha lado main bhi usi k rha dekh rhi hu. usdin syaad mujh usa itna kuch bolna nhi chaia thi.na jana kis hal main hoga mera bcaha.
Ladki-dekhna Bhabi mera Mann bol raha hai wo hum se bohot jald milna ayga. Aur bhabi jab uska phn chalu hai iska Matalab wo janha bhi hai sahi salamat hai.
Aurat - ha lado ia to sahi boli tu.
Ladki - thik hai Bhabi ab rakhti hu call.
Aurat-ha lado samal k rahna aur Ma ji ka bhi dhyan rakhna.
Ladki-ok Bhabi.
Idhar guru aur jassi
Car full speed se chal raha tha guru ko dekh......
jassi- Bhai humlog kanha ja raha hai.
Guru - Chalo jassi Bhai ja kar pata chal jaiga apna mask pehen Lo srif. Guru bhi apna mask pehen leta hai.
Kuch hi der main ek bada sa hawali k pass car rukta hai. Guru car lekar andar jata hai .fir ek garden main laga hua chair main Ja kar baithta hai. Jassi bhi guru k sath baith jata hai. Tabhi unha ek admi aur ek aurat ati hai guru ko dekh namasta karta hai. Guru bhi Unha baithna ko bolta hai wo bhi baith jata hai.
Guru - kaisa ho tum dono .
Ladka - saheb ap ka kripa hai.
Ladki - saheb ap k kripa se Sab ekdum sahi chal rhi hai .
Guru-Jassi bhai ya dono bhai behen hai anju aur Manish ia log mera Lia kam karta hai aur ya kuch din se karimpur jungle main gaya hua tha mera kahna se. Ha to bolo Kya khabar hai itna urgent main kiu bulaya mujh.
(bat ia tha ki guru hawali main hospital se ana badh fresh hona gaya tha tab usa Manish ka call ata hai jo usa urgent milna hai bolta hai.guru bhi phn cut ne badh jassi ko call kar hawali ana Bolta hai urgently.)
Anju- ha saheb Unha sach main Koi badi deal hona Bali hai kiu ki unha kam se kam humlogo ne teen char jagha pe 20/25 admi ko dekha hai sab jagha main 8 se 10 tent bana hua hai. Sab mila k us jungle main 100 se 150 admi honga.ek map nikal k guru ko sab dikhna lagi guru aur jassi bohot hi gour se dekh aur sun raha tha.
Manish -saheb mera khyal se ap ko is area main Jada najar rakhna padga kiu ki itna bada jungle main ia log 4 jagha apna tent lagya hai wo log drugs kanhi bhi ek jagha utarenga. Hum Ne jo dekh huma lag Raha hai is area main wo log drugs utar sakta hai.
Guru - aisa kiu laga tumlogo ko wo log kanhi aur area main bhi utar sakta hai mal. To is area main hum Jada najar kiu rakha. Aisa kya dekha is area main tumlogo ne.
Anju- saheb kiu ki sab jagha tent 4 se 5 thi lekin us area main hum 10 tent dekh sab area se us area main admi bhi Jada dekha aur sab se badi bat is area se high road srif 15km hai jab ki baki area se 50 km hogi.
Guru - kya ziba agya hai unha
Manish - dekh k to nhi laga hum a ziba Unha hai kiu ki sab gaurd nasha main din din bhar dhut ho kar ladkio k sath moj Masti main laga tha .agar ziba Unha rahta to sab stark rahta din bhar.
Idhar anju bata karti hui barbar guru ka nili ankho main badi payar bhari najar se dekh rhi thi jisa jassi Ne dekh Lia tha. Anju jo ki ek 24yrs ki ladki thi dekhna main bhi sundar aur gadrai jism wali thi.
Anju age 24 figr 34/28/36
Guru - thik hai tumlog unpe najar banai rakho main bhi do din main unha pouch Raha hu drugs kisi bhi halat main jungle se bahar niklna nhi chaia.
Anju-ha saheb nhi niklga. Aur ek bat ap Unha jainga to ap ko Sayad kuch din rukna pada kiu ki drugs Kis din ayga ia ziba k sibha koi nhi janta humlogo ne Jitna pata kia hai drugs do teen din k badh Kabhi bhi asakta hai.
Guru - map ko acha se dekhta hua ia jagha sahi rahga humlog k rahna k Lia kiu ki inha se hum bhi high road jaldi ja sakta hai aur dur se samundar main bhi najar rakh sakta hai Koi ship agar aya to humlog ko pata chal jaiga kiu ki is area se Pura samundar dur dur tak dikhai dega. Jissa unpe najar rakhna asan hoga.
Anju-ha area ekdum safe rahga ap k Lia aur najar rakhna k Lia bhi.
Guru - tumlog kuch admi k sath jao kuch car bhi Leta jana aur is area main teen tent bana na ussa 1km pe fir is area main teen tent aur fir ussa 1km main fir teen tent bana na aur ia jo area dekh rahi ho (map dikhta hua )inha ek tent bana na thik hai sab saman Le kar jana .samjh gaya na kaisa Kya karna hai.
Anju - kuch der map dekhti hui sach main saheb ap dimag bohot hai ap jis tara tent lagna bola hai agar wo log kisi Tara jungle se bahar niklna chai bhi to nikal nhi painga sab tarf humrha gurds honga.
Jassi-madam ji islia to ia guru Bhai hai bol k hasta hai.
guru-main aur jassi Unha do din bad pouch Raha hai.
OK Chalo hum ab niklta hai ia bol guru khada hota hai sath main jassi bhi guru Manish se gala milta hai anju khud aga ajati hai aur guru se jab gala milti hai to apna hath se guru ka peth ko sahlti hai jisa dekh jassi k chera pe ek muskan ajta hai. Fir dono unha se nikal jata hai guru jassi dono mask kholta hai aur car speed main bhaga deta hai.
Jassi-bhai Chalo Aj party karta hai.
Guru - nhi jassi Aj nhi baba ka bhi tabiyat thik nhi hai aur Rina ka bhi Kabhi bhi call asakta hai hospital se fir Kabhi krenga.
Jassi - ia Rina kon hai saheb arjun uncle ko tab bol Raha tha ki uska khabar Leta rahna.
Guru - humara maid hai per hum sab ek family hai. Ia sab choro tumha maja arha ki nhi ghar main jo bheja hai hum. (guru malti ko bol do Randi jassi k flat main bhi bhej dia tha)
Jassi - hasta hua ha Bhai do din se unka sath hi maja kar Raha hai.
Guru - ha maja Karo aur bhi koi chaia to bolna bol dennga hum sab ko ekdum ragad k Lena.
Jassi-nhi Bhai do hi thik hai aur jrurat nhi hai. Aisa Bhai Ek bat bolna tha tumha.
Guru - ha bolo Kya bat hai.
Jassi-ia anju ap ko kuch Jada hi ghur rhi thi aur uska jo how bhaw hai mujh to lag Raha tha wo tumhra nicha ana k Lia Mari Ja rhi hai.
Guru - ha tum Ne sahi samjha hai time ana do agar wo khud se nicha ana mang rhi hai to hum bhi uspe Chad jainga. Hum kanha sarif hai jo usa chor denga.
Dono jor jor hasna laga. Kuch hi der main guru jassi ko chor k khud hawali ajata hai. Guru jab andar arha tha tab doctor uncle ko niklta dekhta hai usa dekh tension main bhagta hua doctor k pass ata hai.
Guru - uncle Itni rat ko ap ynha sab thik to hai na baba thik hai na.
Doctor - beta sab thik hai main kuch Dino k Lia bahar ja raha hu islia Rana se milna agya aur bat bat pe late Ho gaya.
Guru - ek ghari sash chorta hua thik hai uncle main to dar hi gaya tha. Aisa ap kanha ja raha hai uncle
Doctor - ek doctor seminar main Bhag Lena k Lia Australia ja raha hu. Aur ha Rana thik to hai lekin uska andar ki jo chinta hai fir usa bimar na kar de tujh hi usa dekhna hai.
Guru - uncle kuch din aur main unka andar ki jo chinta hai us chinta se unki mukti dila dunga.
Doctor-sabhas beta acha ab main nikalta hu good night beta.
Guru - good night uncle.
Guru hawali hall main jata hai to dekhta hai ki lila Rana ko lekar ja rhi thi Rana k room k taraf guru ko dekh Lila ruk jati hai.
Rana-agya mera sher
Guru - ha baba agya ap abhi tak soya nhi.
Rana-nhi beta doctor agya tha uska sath bat Karna main time ka pata hi nhi chala .abhi ia le ja rhi thi mujh room main chorna k Lia.
Lila-chota malik ap fresh ho jaia main bada Malik ko chor k ati hu ap ko khana deti hu.
Guru - tum baba ko Sula do fir akar mera khana laga do tum bhi ja kar so jao subha tumha bhi jaldi jana hai mera sath hospital main. Good night baba ap Aram se so jao kal ap se mujh kuch jaruri bat Karna hai.
Rana - good night beta subha bat karta hai tu bhi ab Aram kar dinner kar k.
Guru upar jata hai fresh ho kar nicha ata hai lila uska lia khana Laga rhi thi tabhi guru uska pass akar uski moti gand main ek thapad rasid deta hua...
Guru - Ufff kya mast gand hai Teri
Lila - auchhh kya kar Raha hai malik meri gand main dholk samajh kiu baja raha hai.
Guru - Mann to Kar raha hai aj rat is dholak ko baja dalu.
Lila-ap ka agar mann hai bajana ka to baja lijia.
Guru khana khata hua tu to ekdum meri dewwani Ho gai hai re .
Lila-ia sab to ap k hi hai aur ap apna pant k andr jo lekar ghum raha hai uska Lia main kya har ek aurat aur ladki sab dewwani Ho jaigi.
Guru - Mann to tha Tera bajana ka lekin aj nhi tujh subha jana bhi hai mera sath Rina k pass agar dhol baja dia to subha chal bhi nhi paigi.
Lila-ha Rina bechari ekli hai uska sath subha kuch der rakhungi to usa bhi hosla milgi. Ap agar baja dia to main bhi malti di k tara chal fir nhi sakungi bol k hasti hai. lekin ap ka agar utna hi man hai to baja lijia main mange kar lungi subha .
Guru - khana khatam kar k nhi re pehla unha jana jruri hai tera dhol to main kabhi bhi baja sakta hu kal rina k pass jana hai islia chor dia tujh aj chal ab tu bhi khana kha kar so Ja subha jana hai. Ia bol guru upar chala jata hai.
Guru apna room main jakar let jata hai tabhi uska hath main Uska mobile ajata hai jisma wo fir do miss call dekhta hai uski ma k aur ek number dekh guru fir muskrta hua fir apni soch main dub jata hai.
Flashback 3yrs ago...
Guru ka zindagi ashi chal raha tha roj gali mar MA Bua dadi k ashu usa andar hi andar itna dukh deta tha ki wo Kabhi Kabhi sochta tha apna bap,badi Bua aur choti dadi ko cut k fek de lekin apna ma ,dadi aur bua k Lia sant ho jata tha.
Ashi ek Subha ka time guru kitchen k taraf Ja Raha tha janha uski ma aur dadi tha aur kitchen main tab Uska Badi Bua bhi thi jo nasta kar rhi thi office jana k Lia. Sonali roj subha hi chali jati hai nasta kar k Uska badh Roma jati hai.
Guru - Roma ko ignore karta hua MA dadi good morning
Dono - good morning beta chal nasta kar le.
Guru - ha MA de do nasta soch raha hu Aj Nani se milna chala jau. Kal subha tak ajunga Nani ko bhi acha laga ga ekali rahti hai.
Joyti-ha beta chala ja ma bhi khus hogi .
Ia sun Roma Unha se nikal jati hai aur apna choti MA k pass ja kar.
Roma-kutta k pila apna fakir Nani se milna ja raha hai. Kal ayga bol Raha tha ap kuch bologi nhi iska man badhta ja raha hai ap se puchna ka Koi jarurat nhi samjh ta hai. Aur wo dono bhi ghar ki malkin banata ja rhi hai. Rupa kuch sochti hui ek muskan k sath
Rupa-beti tu ja office der Ho rhi hai. Main dekhti hu usa kaisa jata hai.
Roma k jana k badh Rupa Raghu k pass jati hai.
Rupa - Raghu
Raghu - subha subha Sarab pita hua ha choti MA boliya.
Rupa-raghu usdin tu bol Raha tha wo log uska Lia 10lakh dega kya sach main dega
Raghu - ha choti MA dega aur main to unse 2 lakh advance k tor main bhi le chuka hu .
Rupa-tune 2lakh le Lia mujh bola nhi.
Raghu - choti MA kal hi Lia hai hum Aj ap ko bata ne Wala tha.
Rupa-kanha hai paisa .
Raghu - apni pocket se bundle niklta hua lijia ap ko Dena k Lia pocket main le kar rakha tha.
Rupa - khus hoti hui paisa lti hai fir Ara isma to 20 hajar kam hai.
Raghu-ha choti MA wo aj hum sab sam ko jua khelenga is Lia main ne rakh Lia hai.
Rupa - kanha khelna jaiga jua
Raghu - wo jagaa Bhai bola nhi abhi tak kanha jainga khelna
Rupa - kamini smile k sath tumlogo ko jua khelna hai to ghar main bula Lo aur aj moka acha hai wo haramjada rah ga nhi ghar pe kal ayga to Anhi sahi moka hai. Tu jagga ko bolna baki ka 8 lakh bhi lekar ajai Sam ko hi bula le taki Aram se hum apna kam ko anjam de saka. Usa uski aukat dikha saka.
Raghu - sach choti MA ia to bohot acha moka hai abhi main jagga bhai Ko bol deta hu.
Idhar kitchen main guru nasta kar Raha tha....
Joyti -main MA ko call kar deti hu tu ja raha hai.
Guru - nhi MA call mat Karo achanak jaunga to Nani ko surprise de sakunga aur wo Jada khus hogi.
Joyti - smile k sath thik hai.
Dadi - tujh jana tha to sonali k sath hi chala jata.
Guru - na baba Uska sath jata to Pura rasta samjhti rahti guru ia mat karna guru wo mat karna mastarni giri dikhti isa acha main ekalahi chala jaunga. Issssssssssss fir galti Ho gaya.
Joyti-aisa kaisa bol Raha tujh Pe Jan chidkti hai lado meri tu usa aisa bol raha hai. Aur Kya galti ho gaya tujh se.
Dadi - tu samjhi nhi bahu humlog k samna fir uska bara main bol Dia islia bol Raha galti Ho gai.ruk Aj ana de usa fir tujh dikhti hu.
Guru - nhi nhi didi please mat bola Karo usa ladna ajati hai mujh se islia dar lagta hai aur to aur Mar bhi deti hai.
Dadi - to kya hua darling hai na Tera thoda Mar bhi kha lena. Sab hasna laga is bat pe.
Guru duphar ko khana kha kar nikal jata hai aur Sam hota hota ghar main daru aur jua ka khel chalu Ho jata jai sab maja se daru pita hua jua khel Raha tha. Unha ka masoor Gunda jagga apna do Sathi k sath tha Raghu k sath baith k jua khel raha tha Raghu bich bich main joyti ko awaz deta kuch na kuch khana Lana ya pani Lena k bahna aur jagga joyti ko gandi najar se ghurta ja raha tha aur sarab pe sarab pita ja raha tha. Tabhi Raghu uth k bathroom jata hai.
Jagga ka chela 1- ia Raghu ka Bibi to mast mal hai boss
Jagga-sala uska Lia hi to inha aya hu is Sarabi ko 10 lack dia hu is gadrai mal k Lia pehla iska sath maja Mar Lu fir Iska behno ko bhi apna Randi banunga.
Chela2- boss hum a bhul mat jana.
Jagga - sala sab mil bat k khaingae is ghar ki sabi aurato ko. Tabhi Raghu ajta hai sab chup Ho jata hai.
Raghu-bhai moka acha hai jhapt Lo sali ko main usa bulta hu fir
Jagga-ruk ja abhi nhi nasha aur chadna de fir na maja ayga tera Bibi k upar chadna main chal ab patta bat.
Joyti-maji ya Sab Kya hai ia to is Gunda ko ghar lekar agya hai aur unlogo k sath pita hua jua khel raha hai. Jab bhi mujh bula Raha hai sab kitni gandi najar se ghur Raha hai.
bimla-bahu main bhi tab se Anhi dekh rhi hu akhir aisa kr kiu raha hai ia ek bat aur hai Aj Rupa bhi apna kamra se nhi nikli hai Sam se ekbar bhi.
Joyti - mujh to bohot Dar lag Raha hai. Acha hua guru nhi hai nhi to wo to ia sab dekh aur gussa Ho jata .
bimla - bahu ia to ashi nami Gunda hai isa ghar main aisa inlogo ko lekar ana jarur Koi to plane chal raha hai Inka Mann main kanhi guru ko nuskan pochna k Lia nhi laya hai na Kiu ki usdin bol Raha tha na tujh sabak sikhunga main aur Wo Rupa bhi bol rhi thi tumlogo k dikhaungi ghar ki malkin kon hai.
Joyti-maji mera beta ko bacha lijia us bacha k picha ia log kiu pada hai Kya bigara hai usna in Sab ka. Mujh bohot Dar lag Raha hai ab sab soch k.
bimla - ghabra mat bahu guru inha hai nhi aur Tera sath main hu na jo bhi hoga dona sath main samal lenga.
Tabhi..... Ma ma karta hua guru Ata hai unha
Guru ko dekh dono.....
bimla-tu kiu agaya inha tu nani ghar gaya tha na.
Joyti- tu to kal ana Wala tha na.
Guru- MA Nani nhi hai ghar pe wo apni nanad k ghar gai hai aj subha do din badh aygi islia main unha se opas agya. Lekin acha hua agya ia sab Kya ho raha hai ghar main ia koi daru ka adda hai Kya aur wo jagga inha Kya kar Raha hai.
Joyti - darti hui tujh kuch bola to nhi na unlogo ne.
Guru- MA mujh dekha hi nhi sab nasha main gali de Raha aur jua khel Raha hai. Ia to sahi nhi hai na ia ghar hai dadi main inha ia sab chalna nhi dunga.
bimla - beta abhi rahna de sab ko jana de main bat karti hu us kutta Raghu se .
Guru-lekin dadi Aj inha nhi roka gaya to kal fir aynga aur ia jagga bohot bada Gunda hai aur bohot harmi bhi hai main Ne suna hai Kitna ladki aurat k sath galat kam kia hai isna is ghar main humlog rahta hai agar is ghar main Iska ana jana raha to dekh lena ia is ghar ki ijjat pe bhi hath dal denga. Mera rahta hua aisa nhi hona dunga main abhi ja kar sab ko bhagta hu acha se chala jaiga to thik hai nhi to mar k bahgaunga sab ko.
Joyti - guru ko pakd k Teri dadi boli na Tera papa se bat kragi.
Guru - lekin ma...
Joyti -kuch lekin nhi tujh meri aur teri dadi ayr Bua ki kasam tu chupchap upar chala ja apna room main rahna bahar ana ki jrurat nhi hai.
beta - beta main bat krungi us kutta Raghu se tu bas aj k Lia chor de.
Guru - aplog mujh har bar kasam de Kar rok leta ho ia galat karta Ho bolta hua guru chala jata hai apna room main. Kisiko pata bhi nhi chalta sab pina aur jua main dhuka hua tha.
Joyti - chain ki sash lti hui maji acha hua koi nhi dekha guru ko ata hua ap lekin ajhi bat Karna. Aj to guru ko rok lia agli bar wo nhi rukaga usko humlogo ki Jada chinta hai. Aur mujh uska bhi chinta hoti hai.ia sab mil kar kanhi mera beta k sath kuch anhoni na kar de.
bimla-tu chinta na kar humra guru ko kuch nhi hoga aur is kutta k sath to aj main bat kar k hi rhungi.guru k lia main koi bhi risk nhi le sakti.
guru apna room main ja kar let gaya aur mobile dekhna laga guru k leta hua kuchi der hua tha ki tabiiiiiiiiiii ................