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Guru car main baitha tha jassi drive kar Raha tha. Guru k dimag main bar bar uski ma ki moti gand dekha tha wo ghum raha tha guru bohot sari aurat ko choda tha lekin aj apni ma ka moti uthi hui gand dekh guru ko samjha agya tha uska ma jaisa maja usa koi nhi de sakta hai.
Jassi-kya hua guru Bhai kya soch raha ho
Guru-soch se bahar ata hua kuch nhi Bhai ia sala ziba aya nhi abhi tak ahi soch raha tha..
Jassi-ha Bhai ziba to aya nhi lekin ap ka madam ready khadi hai
Guru - samna dekhta hai to pata hai anju jeans top main khadi thi.tum bhi jassi Kabhi to serious Ho jaya kro .guru bhi aj dhyan se dekhta hai anju ko sach sex bomb lag rhi jeans top main top se badi Badi chuchi saf samjh arha tha aur jeans main moti gand ki ubar dekh guru ka bhi Mann dolna laga.
Jassi -mujh to lag Raha hai ia Aj ap Pe chadh k hi rahgi.
Guru-jassi muh band kro apna arhi hai sun legi. Tabhi anju car ka door kholti hui picha baith jati hai.jassi car chalna lagta hai.
Anju-guru mujh ek bat samjh nhi arhi hai humlog drugs ko unlogo se kaisa apna kabza main lenga drugs nast kaisa karenga. Kiu ki drugs kabza main karna se pehla un sab ko marna padga fir hum drugs pe kabza kar sakenga.iska lia koi plan nhi bola ap Ne. Action plan Koi humlog banai nhi abhi tak. Aur amna samna ki ladai hona se humlogo ka Jada admi mara jana ka chance hai..
Guru-plan to main ne soch lia hai islia hi to sab admi ko 3no tent k pass rakha hai. Drugs ana k badh main jaisa bolunga karta jana . Has k anju mera admi marna k lia nhi hai anju marna k lia hai. Tum unlogo ka admi Jada hai bol k dar rhi ho kanhi humra admi un ke hatho Mara na jai aisa kuch bhi nhi hoga ia guru ka wada hai. Tum dekh lena humhra Jitna admi hai sab ko syayd hatiyar istamal karna ka naubat tak nhi ayga.
Jassi-bhai ap Ne bol dia matalab ap Kar k rahoga itna main janta hu apko.anju ji apne Bhai ko abhi tak Sayad ladta hua dekha nhi ho main ek do bar nhi bohot bar dekha hai bhai Ko dusmno k faujo k sath ladta hua wo bhi ekala. Ap bhai pe bharosha Kar sakti Ho.
Anju-jassi bhai mujh in pe khud se bhi Jada bharosha hai syad guru sahi bol raha honga main samna dusmano ka itna admi dekh k dar gai hu.
Guru-aplog ka yahi bharosha aur sath mujh dusmano se ladna ka taqat deta hai. Jassi Bhai right side se car lo aur samna ja kar rok do. Jassi car mod deta hai.
Anju-lakin guru samundar Jana ka rasta aga se hai na
Guru- Wo rasta sab k lia hai par ia rasta srif mera lia hoga.
Anju- sach main ap Kamal ka ho ek hi rat jungle ghumn k ap itna kuch pata kar lia jo hum 15 din main nhi kar saka. Ia sun guru ek smile deta hai srif.
Guru-car rok do yahi pe jassi Bhai.
Fir guru car se utarta hai. Aur fir chota sa rasta se chalna lagta hai aga guru thi bich main anju picha jassi. Kuch dur chalta hi ek rasta upar se nicha tak jata hua dekhta hai aur uska samna hi samundar dekhta hai sab ko.
Guru - dekho yahi rasta hai samundar k pass jana ka agar Idhar se jata hai to hum pani tak Aram se pouch sakta hai. Kisi ko najar bhi nhi ayanga hum. badi asani se nicha Ja sakanga humlog ek kam karo tumlog ynhi ruko main ata hu ass pass dekh k aj din k ujala main aur kuch dikhta hai ki nhi. ya rasta thoda trea mera hai tumlog sayad chal na sako is rasta pe.
Jassi- Bhai main bhi chalta hu na nicha ap k sath.
Guru-tum yahi ruko hum ata hai nicha se najar ghuma k.
Anju-nhi main bhi chalti hu sath main.
Guru-anju ia rasta fhislan Jada hai thoda bhi balance bigna se fhisal jaogi.
Anju-nhi main samal k chalungi .
Guru - thik hai chalo bohot samal ke chalna.
Teeno dhira dhira nicha utar raha tha kuch dur chalna k badh anju ka top jungle ki jhadi main fas jati hai jaisa wo aga chalna jati hai uska top fat jati hai jissa uski bra dikhna lagti hai pink color ki aur uski pair ki balance bhi bigar jati hai. Guru jab tak picha ghum k usa samlna jata tab tak anju nicha fhisal ti hui guru k upar gir jati hai dono nicha k traf fhislta hua jana laga aur anju ki pair guru ki lund main ja kar lagta hai.
Guru - woo-hoo uuhhhhhhh fod dala re...
Anju-guru ko kas k pakdti hui wo sorry maf Karna.
Kuch dur ashi fhislta hua dono nicha Ja kar balu k upar girta hai. dono ekdusra k baho main lipta hua tha. Jassi dono k aisa dekh hasta hua dhira dhira nicha k traf arha tha.
Anju guru ki chowdi chati k upar padi hui thi uski Badi badi chuchi guru ka sina main daba hua tha. Guru ka ek hath anju ka patli kamar main tha aur ek hath anju ka nangi peth main tha anju ka bra k strip k upar. Anju guru k upar ashi padi hui thi aur uska nili ankho ko dekhta ja rhi thi. Guru bhi uska ankho main dekhta hai dono ki najar ekdusra se mili hui thi. Guru bhi anju ki ankho main kho sa gaya tha. Lekin jassi ka awaz sun hosh main ata hai.
Jassi-ap log thik to hai na.
Guru - ab utho tum ashi padi rahogi kya mera upar.
Anju guru ka bat sun jaldi uth k kadhi ho jati hai. Guru bhi uth k khada hota hai anju jaisa picha ghumti hai jassi taraf dekhna k Lia Guru ko anju ki fati top aur uska andar ka bra dikhta hai.anju ko jab aisas hota hai uski top picha se fat k nikal gai hai wo saram se sar nicha Kar k peth dusra taraf kar k khadi ho jati hai aur apna hath picha le kar apna peth ko dhakna ki bekar ki kosis krti hai. Kiu ki top kuch Jada hi fat gai thi. Guru ia dekh apna muh ghuma leta hai fir apna mask ko pakdta hua apna T-shirt utar deta hai. Aur anju k tarf apna T-shirt badhta hai. Anju ki najar jab guru ka gathila jism Pe jata hai uski chut pani chodna lgti hai panty gili hona lagti hai. Guru hath aga kia khada tha anju guru ka gathila jism ko ghurna main khoi thi. Jassi dusra taraf se anju k pass akar uska kan main dhira se bolta hai...
Jassi-anju ji aur Kitna ghurogi Bhai ko T-shirt le Lo ab. Jassi ka bat sun k Anju hosh main ati hai saram se uski gal lal ho jati hai wo jhat Se guru se t shirt lekar pehen lti hai top k upar hi.
Jassi has k guru k pass ata hai fir guru dono ko jungle k andar se kuch dur le kar jata hai ek jagha ja kar....
Guru - idhar Dekho kuch dikh Raha hai tum dono. Guru samundar k traf hath dikha k puchta hai.
Jassi -ha Bhai udhar to 5/6 boat khada hai aur kuch gaurds bhi khada hai.
Anju-ha sab to hatiyar k sath hai ap sahi ho guru drugs yahi utragi aur ziba bhi isi jagha rukga. Tabhi ek boat unha round marta hua aga ata hai teeno Unha let k chup jata hai.
Guru-anju Wo jo ucha jagha dekh raha hai na abhi tent main laut kar us jagha humhra 5/7 admi bhej to gola Barud k sath aur ha jab tak main na kanhu tab tak Koi ek bhi Goli nhi chaliga is bat ko tum acha se samjh lo aur unha bhi samjha dena. Agar upar humhra admi hoga to in sab ko khatam Karna main ashan hoga.
Anju-ok
Guru - agar mera andaja sahi hai to mal aj kal k andar ayga ziba bhi aj kal k andar ayga. Aur mal koi ship main ayga in sab boat se ia log mal inha tak laynga. Ek bat sab ko bol do sab koi alert Raha Aj ka rat Koi bhi harqat dekha to mujh call Karna aur jassi Bhai ap samundar aur ziba k tent main njar banai rakhna.
Jassi - OK bhai.
Guru - ab Chalo inha se niklta hai. Aur jassi Bhai wo bag ab se har waqt tumhra k pass rakhna.
Jassi- thik hai bhai.
Fir teeno oapas ata hai tent main janha Manish tha guru ko aisa dekh Manish uska pass ata hai tabhi anju bhi car se utrti hai uska jism main guru ka t shirt dekh Manish ko samjh ajta hai kuch hua hoga .anju k pass ja kar...
Manish-kya hua anju tu thik to hai na.
Anju- main thik hu bhai bat ia hai ki, (jo bhi hua sab batati hai)
Guru - Manish kuch nhi hua hai mera rahta hua aisa kuch hoga nhi .
Manish - mujh pata hai guru Bhai ap jab sath ho to meri behen ekdum safe hai .
Guru - Manish sab admi ko bula lo ek jagha mujh bat Karna hai aur anju tum jao pehla change kar lo fir upar admi bhej do.
Guru samna rakha chair main baitha tha inha jassi hath main do packet le kar ata hai jisa dekh...
Guru-ia kya lekar agya tum jassi bhai
Jassi - ia nasta hai chiken pakora aur fish fry ek packet maji k Lia aur ia bada Wala humlogo k Lia hai pag k sang maja ajai ga khana main.uffff soch k hi pina k lia Ji lalcha Raha hai.
Guru - lekin jassi Bhai aj pina thik nhi hoga hum a satark rahna hoga aj ka rat. Agar pi kar so gaya to kanhi aj hi mal agya to gadbad ho jaiga.
Jassi-kya bhai ap bhi na do do pag main kuch nhi hoga mera aur ap ka mood sahi rahga ek Josh rahta hai Pina k badh Bhai aur madarjat ziba mil gaya aj to aj hi Uska MA chod denga.
Guru - uska bat sun hasta hua thik hai lekin tumhra tent main piyanga aur Jada nhi srif do do pag itna salo badh MA se mila hu Unka sath abhi tak thik Se bat bhi nhi kar saka socha tha rat ko karunga bat.
Jassi-ha Bhai mera tent main hi piyanga ap k tent main to maji hai. Koi bat nhi bhai rat ko bat kar lena aj Jada rat tak nhi piynga kiu ki mujh bhi sab jagha najar rakhna hai.
Guru-ha jassi Bhai bohot satark rahna ab time agya hai aur ha khud se kuch bhi mat Karna jo bhi ho mujh khabar karna ok
Jassi - ha Bhai jarur koi galti nhi hoga.
Tabhi unha ek gaurd ata hai boss ap Ne to ia lia hi nhi
Jassi - Kya hai ia
Gaurd - boss egg cutlet.
Jassi leta hai guru wo dekh sochta hai(agar MA ko do teen egg khila dunga to sali garam Ho jaigi sali ko pehla din agar jabadasti chodna jaunga to sali mana kar sakti hai aur ia jagha bhi sahi nhi hai chodna k lia.sali kanhi gussa ho kar chali gai to sali ko chodna ka mera jo sapna hai sapna hi raha jaiga islia mera hadbana sahi nhi hoga ab to mera pass hi rahgi dhira dhira ma ko itna garam kar dunga ki sali khud se chudna k lia bolagi mujh se. Sali ko itna garam kar dunga sali har waqt mujh se chipki rahgi.ha yahi sahi rahga dhira dhira mujh aga badhna hoga.)Ia sab sochta hua guards ko
Guru-suno Bhai aur ek packet main do egg lekar ao .jassi ko dekh Ishara main MA k lia.
Jassi - bhai main le kar ata hu acha se pack kar k.bol k jassi chala jata hai.
Anju hath main guru ka t shirt lekar ati hai..
Anju-ap ka t shirt
Guru T shirt Leta hai aur anju tarf se ghum k mask samlta hua t shirt pehen leta hai aur chair min baith jata hai. Anju bhi guru ekdum pass khadi Ho jati hai kuch hi der main jassi Manish aur sab gaurd ajta hai.
Guru- sab mera bat dhyan se Suno aj rat se sab koi bohot satark rahna.humhra traf se koi bhi pehl nhi karga tumlogo ka kam hai srif unpe najar banai rakhna. Baki kaisa Kya karna hai anju aur Manish samjha denga tum sab ko.
Onhi kuch aurat khadi thi sab Randi thi guru ka gaurds ka moj Masti k lia sab ko rakha gaya tha unha wo sab aurat kahdi hui guru ko ghura Ja rhi thi jisa dekh anju andar se jal bujh jati hai.
Anju-tum sab inha Kya kar rhi ho Jao inha se sab. Sab aurat anju ko Mann hi Mann gali deti hui unha se chali gai.
Guru bhi sab se bat kar k jassi k sath car main nikal jata hai jassi ko sab ready karna bol k guru MA k Lia nasta lekar chala gaya.
Idhar Joyti bhi sam hona k badh nind se uth jati hai bistar Pe kuch der ashi padi padi mobile dekhti hai.fir sochti hai uska jawan beta usa subha peesab karta hua dekh Lia tha. Fir se na dekh le abhi akar uska Ana se pehla peesab kar lti hu ia sochti hui joyti Ja kar muttna baithti hai .
Kaitha hai na... Jab jab jo jo hona hota hai tab tab wo wo hokar rahta hai.
Isbar bhi guru ko apni ma ki moti gand ka darsan hona tha . joyti Itni der se muttna nhi gia thi aur uska beta ana se pehla wo muttna chati thi lekin jaisa hi wo muttna baithti hai uska beta agya isbar joyti ko pata nhi thi wo Aram se mutta ja rhi thi. Aur guru Uska picha khada Ho kar uska moti uthi hui gand dekh Kar apna lund masal raha tha.
Guru -ia dekh guru Mann main uffffff madarjat kya mast gand hai .sali subha aya tab bhi mutt rhi thi abhi aya abhi bhi mutt rhi hai sali k andar kitni pani jama k rakhi hai bidhwa sali bohot garm mal hai syad islila mutt mutt k apni garmi niklti hogi ufffff kab wo din ayga sali jab muttagi main uska pass baith k uska gand ko masal masal k usa aur muttna bolunga.
Guru ia sab sochta hua lund masal raha tha tabhi uska phone bajta hai. Guru jhat se picha mud jata hai aur joyti bhi samjh jati hai picha uska beta agya hai apni kismet ko kosti hui haiiii isa bhi abhi ana tha. Joyti bhi jhat se khadi ho jati hai. Aur khud ko samlta hui bhar ati hai. Guru call main anju ko kuch samjha raha tha.call cut Karna k badh.ma beta Dono normal hota hua.