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वो शपने वाला कॉन्सेप्ट ज्यादा अच्छा था. मुझे हीरो की रेणुका से ज्यादा अश्विनी के साथ केमेस्ट्री ज्यादा पसंद आई.Update 9
Me : kya kar rahi he tu aashu ? pagal wagal ho gayi he kya ?
Ashwini : (haste hue) Najar utar rahi thi teri .
Me : Muze kiski najar lagegi bhala ?
Usne jaate hue dhire se kaha “Meri” !
To be continued…
Maine uske muh se suna ‘meri’ aur me wahi ka wahi jamm gaya !
Jindagi me kisi ne pehli baar saamne se line di thi aur mera pura system Chinese mobile jaisa hang ho gaya ! Kuchh der me wahi andhere raaste me khada raha ,jab hath pe machhar ne kaata to hosh aaya aur apne ghar ki taraf chalne laga. Mere pair bhale he ghar ki or jaa rahe the par Dil, dimag aur man to kahi aur tha. Dil bhosdika dhadke he ja raha tha, dimag keh raha lavde lagne wale he aur man bawla bole ke finally bandi mili!
Ghar ke aangan me aake ghar ke bahar he baith gaya ,saamne dadi wahi khaat pe baith ke kuchh granth padh rahi thi aur muze puchha,
Dadi : Ajay beta,wahi khana khaya ya khayega abhi ?
Me : Nahi dadi khana ho gaya mera, bass bohot chal ke aaya hu to thak gaya hu ,abhi jake so jaunga .
Vidya didi : Aur padhai kaun karega mere raja bhai ?
Me : Ha di study kar ke he sounga me, thik he .
Aur me aise he andar chala gaya ,maa ke hath me khane ki potli di kuchh baate ki aur apne room me aake book leke baith gaya padhne . Koshish ki ke dopahar me class me jo bhi padha tha wo yaad karu par jaise mere aaspaas ke halaat the padhai chhod ke sab kuchh yaad aa raha tha, Rajan ke sath ki Vikas wali bakchodi, beer pike bike chalaya wo, fir wo mere khun ka pyasa kala Tendua BC, aur end me ye Ashwini ka vyavahar . Me book khol ke baitha raha par aakho ke samne sequence me pure din me kya hua wahi sab repeat telecast ho raha tha ,aur sabse jyada highlight Ashwini ko he mil rahi thi.
Wo aaj shaant shaant si thi, me aaj Tendue se jaan bacha ke bhaaga par gharwalo ko jara bhi nahi laga kuchh hua he mere sath par usne meri shakal dekh ke padh liya ke iske 12 baje hue he. Aur me ye kaise bhul gaya behenchod ke usne apne haatho se muze khana khilaya tha ! No no no ye sahi nahi he ye galat ho raha he bc , jindagi me bohot ladkiya milegi , nahi mili to bhi chalega par ye bala nahi chahiye.
Mere jaise peepal ke ped jaise sidhe saade ped pe ulta latakne wali chudail he wo ,khud to jindagi bhar chipki rahegi upar se kisi ko mere paas bhi nahi aane degi ye chudail !
Meri aankho ke saamne firse wahi bhayanak manjar tairne laga, jisme me hamare flat me raat ke 3 baje baccho ke diaper change kar raha hu aur usko lori suna raha hu aur wo rani sahiba kaano me rui daal ke face pe hare rang ka face-pack aur aankho pe kakdi ke slice laga ke so rahi he. Me ghar me khana paka raha hu aur wo muze paka rahi he , me office me table pe so raha hu aur boss bhi kuchh nahi kehta ke wo janta he muze ghar pe sone ko nahi milta !
Ek jhatke ke sath me nind se utha , itna bhayanak sapna tha ke me pasina pasina ho gaya tha . Time dekha to abhi 1 he baja tha , fir muh dhone bahar gaya , dekha to didi ke room ki light jal rahi he ,mene use ignore kiya aur muh hath dho ke wapas se study start kiya.
Pura ek ghanta padhne ke baad kuchh kuchh samaz me aa raha tha, socha ke itna he uss time pe padha hota to aaj aise extra paise dene nahi padte aur na he aise kaam karne padte . Kaam se yaad aaya kal Monday he aur muze sheher1 jaake pehelwan chacha ke kheto ke liye saman lana he .
Subah 8 baje Maa ne hila hila ke uthaya muze ,
Maa : Uth ja Nalayak, koi bolta nahi he to kya manmaani he karega kya ? Uth jaldi se.
Me : Hua kya he Maa, subah subah kyu tadak rahi ho ?
Maa : Tere babu ji kheto me raat bhar jaag rahe the nalayak aur beta idhar aaram se so raha he, jaa jaake unko ghar pe bhej .
Maa subah subah gusse me thi par me bhi kuchh nahi bola aur muh pe paani maar ke bike leke kheto pe gaya ,udhar jaake dekha to babu ji aur chacha pet upar kar ke so gaye the ,baju me 1,2 3 4 agagaga 4 botal khali kiye ye log aur wo Mata ji hum ko pel di inke liye !
Mene hila ke babu ji ko uthaya to kuchh der me wo uth gaye aur bike leke ghar chal diye ,pehelwan chacha to bhai abhi aur taanenge .
Mere tanki me pressure feel hone laga to wahi ek side ho ke me dhaar chhodne laga ,aah ab jara halka halka feel ho riya he.
Ab ghar jaaunga to wapas laat padegi muze isse achha he ke yahi naha leta hu, aur wahi kheto wali borewell pe naha liya. Fir fresh hoke ghar gaya maa puja kar rahi thi, dadi koi granth padh rahi thi aur didi nashta bana rahi thi, to me chupchap apne room me gaya aur kapde badal ke Pehelwan chacha ke paas kheto pe gaya.
Shambhu chacha to abhi bhi lete he the to unko bhi jagaya aur unke sath unke ghar gaya.
Shiva abhi aaya nahi tha to me wahi bahar baith ke uska wait karne laga, kuchh 2 minute he hue the ke ghar se Ashwini nashta leke aayi ,par aaj gajab keher dha rahi thi ye sahiba !
Aise to wo gaon me har roj salwar suit he pehenti he aur dupatta bhi odhti he par aaj ka pink suit jach raha tha uske gore ang pe, chehere pe wo cute si muskan badi pyaari lag rahi thi wo, koi soch bhi nahi sakta tha ke bachpan me ye aafat muze utha ke patak deti thi !
Aaj mere dimag ne signal dene band kar diye, uska protection system corrupt ho gaya tha, dil to bawla dhadke he ja raha tha ,matlab heart fail karwa ke he manega ye mera .
Usne meri aankho ke saamne chutki bajai aur nashta saamne table pe rakh kar andar chali gayi aur andar thali me paani aur 2 cup chai lekar aayi aur mere saamne wali kursi pe baith ke aaraam se chuskiya lete lete chai pine lagi . Mene itni der me khud ko sambhal liya aur chupchap gardan jhukaye sooji ka halwa khane laga, gajab to ye he ke halwe me aaj kishmish, kaaju-badaam jyada he matlab pakka isi ne banaya hoga ! Muze uss bakre ki yaad aa gayi jisko halaal karne se pehle bhar pet khilaya pilaya jata he !
Halwa khate khate mene uski taraf najar ghumai to dekha wo apne gore gaalo me halka sa muskurate hue muze he dekhte dekhte chai pi rahi thi aur maine gaur kiya ke usne aaj halke pink colour ki lipstick bhi lagayi he ,naak me sone ki nath, kaano me jhumke ,hatho me yellow color ki choodiya bhi he ,matlab aaj ka din special hoga iske liye .
Mene nashta khatam kiya aur uth ke jaane he laga tha ke usne khaaste hue chai ke cup ki taraf ishara kiya.
Me : Nahi, fir kabhi abhi sheher1 jana he saman laane aur sarkari daftar (office ) ke bhi chakkar lagane he .
Ashwini : Shiva bhaiya aaj kaam pe nahi aane wale, unki biwi ko maayke chhodne gaye he ,aur mere sath he tumhe Sheher1 jana he, ab baitho aur chai piyo.
Wait a minute, wait a fucking minute ! Isne muze tuze nahi tumhe kaha he aur chai pi nahi chai piyo suna maine ,itni ijjat se aakhri baar Ashu ne muze tab bulaya tha jab usne 10th me muze cigarette pite dekha tha aur jo blackmail kar kar ke muzse kaand karaye the uparwala jaane kaise iss bhootni se bacha tha me !
Me wapas kursi pe baitha aur iss baar bina najare churaye uski aankho me ankhe daal ke maine chai pi, par wo behaya jhalli ladki aaj na jane kaise ekdam shanti se baith ke muskurate hue muze dekhti rahi . Maine chai khatam ki aur gaadi ke paas aake khada hua , wo bhi ghar ke andar gayi aur bag leke aai aur driving seat pe baith gayi. Yaha meri aankhe aur chaudi ho gayi, use gaadi chalani aati he ye baat muze malum nahi thi aur mera uspe bharosa karna banta bhi nahi he, ke school ke time isne Ashwin ke sath mil ke ek gaonwale scooter chala di thi aur thok bhi di thi !
Me baith to gaya par baar baar seat belt check kar ke he. Usne haste hue gaadi start kar di aur aage badha di, again to my surprise wo bohot saavdhani se chala rahi thi to meri jaan me jaan aayi par yaha bhi me galat saabit hua, ke jaise he gaadi gaon ki border se bahar sheher1 wale raaste pe aayi ,usne jo gear change kiye aur accelerator dabaya aur gaadi jo bhagai ke basss ab meri aaj narak me booking fix he !
2 minute baad me jab adjust hua to dekha wo sahi me sahi se gaadi chala leti he, like jaise me bike 100-120 tak aaram se dauda leta hu waise he wo car ko chala leti he bina thoke .
Ashwini : Achhi chala leti hu na me ?
Me : hmm thik chala leti ho ,bass uda mat dena kisi ko .
Ashwini : Shiva bhaiya 7-8 din nahi aane wale wapas,tabtak me ye gaadi chalana sikha dungi tumhe .
Lag gaye lawde !
Me : nahi uski jarurat nahi he, me saara samaan aaj he bhar dunga aur baki ka wo leke aayenge apne yaha .
Ashwini :daro mat praan-nath ,upar ka ticket itna sasta nahi he .
Me : Dekh yaar Ashu tu aisa majak na kar mere se…
Ashwini : OK OK hum baad me baat karenge ispe
Aisi chhoti moti baate karte karte hum sheher1 pohoch gaye, waha jis dukaan se kheti ka samaan lena tha waha se jitna available he utna le liya aur baki ka order de diya. Sarkari daftar gaye to wo mahapurush abtak bimar he tha to firse khali hath leke bahar aaya .
Ashwini : Bhuk lagi he yaar ,kuchh kha lete he
Me : Chal paas me he ek restaurant he .
Me usko leke ek achhe restaurant me gaya aur humne bina kisi bakchodi ke khana khaya.
Ashwini : Sun na ,Muze kuchh kapde lene he to mall chalte he.
Me : Bilkul nahi Ashu, tu bohot late karati he isme ,ek to hume jaldi ghar bhi jana he
Ashwini : Kyu ghar me kya rakha he tera ?
Me : Yaar study karni he muze exams sir pe he mere !
Ashwini : Oh ho ho ! Muze kya samza he tune ke muze kuchh malum nahi he tera ? Abhi abhi to result laga he aur abhi se exams bhi ? waah . Aur tuze itni he jaldi he na jane ki to bus pakad aur ghar ja, me to shopping karungi he.
Me : Thik he kar tu teri shopping me chala mere raaste
Ashwini : achha sun na ,maine suna he ke tune kisi Vikas ka sir foda tha college me !
Me : …….. dekh aashu ruk ja
Ashwini : aur mene ye bhi suna he ke ghar me kisi ko bhi ye nahi pata ke wo zagda kisi ladki ke wajah se hua tha …
Mene paas jake apna hath uske muh pe rakha aur minnat bhari aankho se use dekhne laga , bhale he bakiyo ke saamne me jaisa bhi hu achha hu, bura hu,arrogant hu ya jaanwar hu, par ye ladki murdo ke upar naachne wali chudail he aur isse panga kitna mehenga padta he ye me he janta hu !
Me : Chalte he Mall me, aise bhi muze jacket lena tha bike wala .
Ashwini : Ye hui na baat, chalo ab.
Again usne driving ki aur hum usi mall me aaye jaha last week me aur Renuka aaye the aur bike ka helmet & watch li thi .
Andar aake mall ki hawa me ekdam thanda thanda sa laga ,jara dimag bhi tension free ho gaya . Ashwini muze ek ladies kapdo ki shop me leke gayi jaha designer salwar-suits the, aur bohot achhi price me bhi the , wo ek ek suit ko dekhne lagi aur me ek side me khada hoke use dekhne laga ,jab usne dekha ke me uske sath nahi hu to muze ankhe dikha ke apne paas bulaya aur me bhi chala gaya ke muze yaha koi bakheda khada nahi karna tha. Aisa nahi he ke me kisi ke pressure dab jata hu asani se ya fir uske paas leverage jo he mere against wo bada he ,par muze pyaar se darr lagta aaya he ,hamesha se he. Banda bina commitment kiye bhi achhi relationship me reh sakta he bas apne intentions shuruat se clear rakhe aur ladki ko pregnant na kare.
Aur jaisa vyavahar Ashwini ka he aajkal ,use apne se dur karna mushkil hoga aur to aur agar ye ghodi bifar gayi to mere L lagenge ,bade wale jo ki me afford nahi kar sakta .
Itne me usne 2 suits le liye jo bohot he khubsurat the aur unko leke wo counter pe gayi to me usse pehle aage gaya aur bill ka puchha .
Ashwini : Kya kar rahe ho tum ?
Me : bill pay kar raha hu kapdo ka aur kya ?
Ashwini : aur wo kyu ?
Me : Kyu matlab ?
Ashwini : matlab lagte kya ho tum mere jo mere kapdo ka bill bhar rahe ho ?
Aur wo halka sa muskurate hue meri aankho me dekhne lagi .
“Ahem ahem “
Samne bill counter pe mera yaar ka baap yani Rajan ke pujniya pitaji khade the aur jaisi smile wo de rahe the ,matlab saaf tha ke hamari baate unhone puri puri suni thi !
Me : Dost hu tera bachpan ka ,itna to kar he sakta hu na .
Ashwini : Achha aisa he to muze aur lena he .
Aur wo mud ke chali gayi aur baki ke suits dekhne lagi. Idhar uncle ne wapas apna gala saaf kar ke mera dhyan apni taraf khincha.
Uncle : Ha to ye aapki dost he ,kyu ?
Me : Ha uncle ,bachpan ki dost he meri ,mere ghar ke side me he iska ghar he to aaj yaha mil gayi shopping karte karte .
Uncle : Thik he thik he itna samzane ki jarurat nahi he , baki tum to samazdaar ho he.
Me : Kya uncle aap bhi , aur achanak se yaha kaise shift kiya matlab ekdam se dukan se mall me he ghus gaye aap to.
Uncle : Arre kya batau Rajan ka dimag he sab, usko khane ke time pe jara sa bol kya diya to bolne laga ke wo khud ka kuchh karna chahta he aur mall me shop kholega kapdo ki aur mata ji ne seriosly le liya shehejade ko, to yaha ye shop bhaade pe liya ! Abhi gaya he wo godown se maal laane, par thik he achha chalta yaha bhi sab, bade log aate he idhar ya jo aate he wo mol-bhaav to nahi karte kam se kam .
Me : sahi he fir to lage raho aap .
Sala ye chodu bhagat kal ko mere sath bakchodi pel raha tha aur aaj khud ka shop khol liya par bhai ko yaad tak nahi kiya saale nekoi na jayega kaha salla .
Ashwini ne tab tak 3 aur dress liye aur sare counter pe rakh diye. Uncle ne sabki price nikali aur kaha,
Uncle : Hmm to in sab ke hue 8500/- par aaj tum hamare 100 number ke lucky customer ho to tumhe 50% discount milega !
Ashwini to shock ho gayi par mere liye ye sahi he tha ,maine card se pay kiya aur pranaam kar ke hum bahar aaye. Maine dono hatho me bags li thi aur Ashwini mere hatho me hath daale GF ki tarah chipak ke chal rahi thi ,use jaise kisi ki parwah he nahi thi, maine bhi socha abhi kuchh na bolu to he sahi he aur hum log imitation jewel shop ki taraf badhe jaha futa pehla atom bomb - Renuka !
Renuka ke sath mera kya scene chal raha he me khud nahi janta tha par jo bhi chal raha he wo complete band ho jayega agar usne muze Ashwini ke sath dekha to…..
Me : Suno upar wale floor pe pehele chalte he ..
Ashwini : Kyu waha kya he ?
Mene aaspas dekha to muze movie ka sign dikha.
Me : Wo upar mast Hollywood ki film lagi he, dekhogi ?
Ab me janta tha ke aaj to wo mana nahi karegi aur hua bhi yahi .
Ashwini : Sachhi ! chalo chalte he, par abhi ticket milegi kya ?
Me : ha milegi na,me abhi mobile se book kar deta hu.
Mene waise he ticket book ki aur upar multiplex ke saamne aa gaye , mene uske hath me bags di aur hamare liye popcorn aur cola leke aaya.
Aur yaha futa dusra atom bomb…
Hum andar jaane lage aur andar se ek couple jhagda karte hue bahar aaye aur humse takra gaye,saari cold drink aur popcorn un dono pe giri aur ham charo ki najare mili ..
Aur ab hum charo ki fatti …
Wo couple the Ashwini ka bhai Ashwin aur Vidya didi ki shsher1 wali dost Diksha !
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