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June 16
“kaato mat waha nishan pad jayenge to mushkil ho jayegi,ahh”
“Bohot mast ho gayi ho Nisha tum ,tere ye dudh dekh ke raha nahi jata” “Umm dard ho raha he ,dhire karo na”
Me Nisha ke upar leta usko chum raha tha kaat raha tha ,wo har baat pe aahe bharti rahi ,siska rahi thi ,hum dono chudai me magan the ke darwaja khul gaya aur ek aadmi andar aaya. Wo aadmi hum dono ki taraf dekha aur dusre taraf nikal gaya jaise use koi matlab he na ho humse . “harami sala aaj jaldi aaya ye” “yahi tera pati he na Nisha ?”
“Naam ka pati hai sirf,behla ke muze bhaga le gaya, shadi kar li kuchh din maze kiye aur ab yaha waha muh marta firta he harami” “tum mat ruko jorse karo ,ahh mera hone wala he bass aur jorse ,Ahhh me gaiiii” “ Mera bhi ho gaya,ahh”
Subah ke 6 baje the aur alarm ke bajne se meri nind khul gayi, ajib sapna tha ye ,bohot ajib, subah subah lund khada kar gaya bc . Uth ke dekha to kachha gila hua tha nightfall se . Thoda sir dard bhi tha kal ke din bhar ke heavy schedule se jo abhi tak gaya nahi tha ,par rona koi solution to he nahi to uthna pada. Naha dho ke ready ho gaya to babu ji ne kaha,
Babu ji : Aaj shaniwar he to class bhi jana he na tuze ? Sheher1 me ye address pe jana pehle tum ,yaha jake Tehsil office puchhna jis machine ke liye form bhare the wo aayi bhi he ke nahi ?
Me : ji babu ji ,aur kuchh ?
Babu ji: Na,bas itna he.
Utne me maa ne nashta laga diya, nashta kar ke me bullet leke chacha ke ghar gaya to pata chala wo kheto me gaye he jo paas he hai.
Kheto me pohocha to Chacha kheto wale ghar ke samne kursi dale baithe the, unke sath unki beti Ashwini bhi thi ,
Me : Namaste chacha.
Chacha : Namaste beta, aaj aise to bahar nahi jana he par kuchh udhari leni he gaon walo se ,le aaoge ?
Me : Ha le aaunga ,aap naam batao unke .
Ashwini : Baba ye chirkut kya wasuli karega heheh isse achha to me chali jati hu.
Chacha : (muskurate hue) Tu bhi chali ja fir iske sath ,dekhta hu kitna wasool karte he dono . pehle Chandimal halwai 7,000, fir Hiraman halwai se 10,000 lene he. Baki logo se koi tension nahi he bas ye dono halwai kabhi time pe paisa nahi dete bas.
Me : Ho jayega chacha .
Chacha : Thik he abhi yaha baitho aur ye motors aur pump ka manual bhi dekh lo konsi sahi he kheto ke liye ,aur itne jaldi bhi jake udhari nahi mangte kisi se, chalta hu me bhi ab.
Chacha ke jane ke baad me wahi baith ke wo manuals dekhne laga new motor aur pump ke.
Ashwini : Oye idhar dekh idhar .
Me : Oh kya hua Ashwini ? Abhi hum thodi der baad jayenge halwai ke paas.
Ashwini : Ignore kyu kar raha he muze tu kabse ? Yahi side me baithi hu aur tu he ke isme he ghusa ja raha he (Thoda gusse me)
Me : me wo ignore nahi kar raha tuze ,me to bas ye pump dekh raha tha.
Ashwini : Chhod isko aur bata kya kar raha he tu aajkal ,tu to Sheher2 me rehta tha na hostel me ,fir yaha kaise ?
Me : Maje le rahi tu mere ya sach me nahi malum tuze ? khair year drop laga he to ghar me he pada tha ,to chacha ne laga diya kaam pe ,ab tu bata tera fashion design course kaisa chal raha he ?
Ashwini: Bade boring insan ho yaar tum to ,bade shehero me jake log rangin ho jate he aur ek tum ho ke sukhe ke sukhe (aur wo hasne lagi)
Me : Ha lele ab tu meri ,bol to aise rahi tu bhi jaise teri din rat partiya hoti rehti he,ladke aage pichhe ghume honge tere to kyu,
Ashwini : Ha to karti parti sharti udhar ,bf bhi he mere ,teri tarah sadu thodi hu…
Me : (dhime se)Tu gand marwa muze kya
Ashwini : Ayy kya bola ,fir se bol tu
Aur usne mera collar pakda aur diwar se laga diya ,
Ashwini : Kyu be chikne kya bola tu abhi firse bol ?
Mene jor laga ke uske hath collar se hataye aur uske left hand ko pakad ke rakha aur right wale ko pichhe ki taraf mod diya ,fir use diwar sata diya aur uske kaan ke paas jake kaha,
Me : Yahi ke tu kuchh bhi kar muze kya
Aise me usne niche mere pair me pair mara ,mene uske hath chhod diya aur pichhe hata ,fir dekha to uske muh pe diwar ka chuna laga tha to meri hasi chhut gayi aur wo bifar gayi
Ashwini : Has kyu raha he kutte ? has kyu raha he tu?
Me waise he uski taraf dekh ke hasta raha ,to wo ghur ke dekhi fir ghar ke andar gayi ..
Me apne kapde jhaad ke khada hua he tha ke andar se kuchh jor se girne ki awaj aayi ,
Me andar gaya to dekha ek side wo bistar pe giri hui he aur uske side me pani ke bade patele gire he …
Me uske pas baith gaya aur use hilane laga,
Me : Ashwini ,aye Ashwini uth ? lagi ky-
Itne me usne palti khai aur muze niche gira ke mere chhati pe baith gayi ..
Ashwini : Ab bol saale ,kya keh raha tha kahi bhi gand mara ,tu kya aisa waisa samza he kutte ?
Me : uth ja moti tu bohot bhari he ,meri chhad faad degi tu ,ahh
Par wo uthi nahi to me palatne laga to usne mere dono hath pakade,is sab me uska chehra mere chehre thik kuchh he inch upar aaya .
Ashwini : Kaha bhaag raha he chuje ,bohot jyada fadfada raha tha na tu ab bol saale ?
Meri halat bolne wali thi nahi ,uska chehra mere se sirf 2 inch upar tha ,to mene muh fer liya aur ye dekh wo aur bidak gayi. Tabhi mere gaal pe kuchh gila sa laga ,wo mere gaal pe halke se jubaan fer rahi thi ,mene face sidha kiya to ek second ke liye hamare lips touch ho gaye to usne apna chehra pichhe khicha ,aur lips kaatate hue muze dekhne lagi. Hontho se upar uski naak pe najar gayi to wo fool rahi thi ankhe abhi bhi mere hontho par tiki hui thi aur ye dekh ke mene gale se thuk nigla to wo ankhe upar kar ke meri ankho me dekhne lagi .
Ashwini : Ha to bohot bade aadmi bane ho tum aajkal ,facebbok pe hamari request bheje mahina ho gaya par accept nahi karte ,hamare msg ka reply bhi nahi dete ,bhaav badh gaya he aajkal Nawab sahab ka kyu ?
(ha maine xforum pe uski request accept nahi ki thiab kaun ye bala se apni friendlist share kare)
Me : uth ja agar tera ho gaya he to ,tere baap pehelwan he muze aise dekha to nashte me kha jayega ,uth ja meri maa.
Ashwini : Are tension kyu leta he me hu na ,me bol dungi pasand muze tu shadi karni he tere se hehehe .
Aur ye sun ke mere ankho ke samne mera rangin future dikhne laga jisme me schooter chala raha tha babu ji ki Ashwini pichhe baithi thi saree pehne mere samne wali jagah pe ek bachha khada hua tha aur uski god me bhi ek bacha tha ,fir dusre scene me mai hamare 1 bhk flat me kitchen me bartan maanj raha tha ,pichhe se dono bachhe zagda kar rahe the , Ashwini uska fula pet liye sofe pe baith ke tv channel badalte hue angoor kha rahi thi . Bass fir mere tan badan ek nayi energy si aa gayi ,himmat ka booster mila aur apni taqat se use side me dhakel kar mene dusre side palti khai aur bahar bhagne laga .
Par kismat ka maara me darwaje ki chaukhat se takra ke niche muh ke bal gira. Pichhe se Ashwini haste hue aayi tabtak me uth ke khada ho gaya aur kapde zaadne laga aur bina uski taraf dekhe wahi kheto me bane motor pump ke pas jake pani se muh dhoya .
Ashwini : Achha sorrry me majak kar rahi thi (kaan pakadte hue)
Me : Ashu tere majak ke chakkar me meri gand fat gayi thi ,heart attack aate aate reh gaya muze .
Ashwini : hehehehe
Me : daya kar muz pe aur fir kabhi ye mat bolna please (mene uske samne hath jodte hue kaha matlab gidgidaya)
Ashwini : acha nahi bolti me ,chal ab uss halwai ke pas jate he bohot time huwa dhokla nahi khaya mene uske yaha ka.
Me : chal meri maa .
Fir mene bullet nikali to mere pichhe baithi dono taraf pair kar ke jaise ladke baithate he.
Me : thik se baith na tu
Ashwini : tu gaadi chala late kar raha he tu .
Mene bhi socha iske muh na lago to he behtar he fir gaadi halwai ke dukaan ki taraf mod di .
To be continued …
majedar kahani lag rahi hai shuru se hi ..Update 1
Past
To hamara past jo he wo bahot he jhand he par romanchak type wala jhand ,koi aisa waisa nahi.
Jaisa ki humne kaha ke Babu ji ke kahne pe humne engineering me admission liya par hame wo kuchh khas jam nahi raha tha. Matlab padhne me hum bhi aap logo ki tarah he hoshiyar the , mujhe bhi 10th board me 85% percent marks mile the ,fir thoda gaon ke pas wale Science college admission liya . Yaha admission leke mere percent bhale he kam hue par rehen-sehen sudhar gaya matlab kya kehte he usko sheher ke log, ‘living standard’ jo tha mera wo badh gaya.
Jaise ke gaon me dehati/desi gaaliya deta tha fir me angrejo wali galiya dene laga ,gaon me dost ke sath sasti mauve ki pita tha kabhi kabhar to sheher me reh ke Budweiser,Foster,Kingfisher pine laga. Gaon me jaha ladkiyo ko dhang se dekhne ko bhi nahi milta tha pure ghaghare-choli me, ab idhar to khud wo jeans top,cropped top,skirt(kabhi kabhi party me mini-skirt bhi pehenti thi ) me ladkiya taadne ko milti thi.
Bas sab kuchh badal sa gaya jo ek baar gaon se bahar nikla to, par iska ye matlab nahi ke mene kuchh padhai-wadhai nahi ki. 12th me achha khasa padh ke 65% mil he gaye aur sath me JEE me bhi achha khasa score hua aur jaisa sab karte he JEE pass karne ke baad wahi maine bhi kiya matlab engineering me admission liya .
College koi filmy college nahi he jaisa hindi filmo me dikhate he ya jaisa hamari imagination me hota he. College me mera 1st year ek sincere student ki tarah bore hoke chala gaya ,2nd year me yahi sincireaty dhua dhua ho gayi aur muze year drop lag gaya. Gharwale naraj ho gaye ,laazmi he tha ye bhi ,aur me bhi ghar me pade pade unke chehere ki narazgi nahi dekh sakta tha par kya kiya ja sakta tha ab ?
To ab yahi se masala shuru hota he ,matlab story shuru hoti he.
June 14, 2018
Ye mera dusra hafta tha ghar me pade rehne ka, engineering me 6 subject me fail hoke ghar me pada hua tha. Shuruat me socha ke agle 3 mahine jor laga ke padhunga backlog clear kar ke free ho jaunga ,par aaj tak aisa hua he jo ab hoga .
2re hafte me he textbooks ko khoke me bhar rakh diya aur hath jod liye, Socha ye nahi to kuchh kam he kar lunga .
Ab din tha guruvar ka to me bhi subah subah ready hoke nikla gaon ghumne, Babu ji ne to waise sakht mana kiya lofargiri karne se par ye harami man maane kaha.
To bas yunhi ghumte ghumte bus stand wale chaurahe ki taraf nikal pada. Ek yahi jagah he jaha chay,sutta aur hariyali tino milne wali thi, bohot dino ke baad gaon wale dosto ke sath milke tafri karne ka plan banaya tha aur me bhi besharmo ki tarah ja raha tha .
Bass ab aap kahi koi achha kaam karne jaye aur koi dusra aake ungli na kare aisi hamari kismat me kaha.
Me apni masti me chaurahe ki taraf ja he raha tha ke ek kone se badi jaani pechani aawaj aayi,
“O engine babu, kaha chal diye ittar laga ke ?”
Me janta tha awaz kis ki he aur man he man bola,
“Lag gaye lode bhau”
Me : Parnam pehelwan chacha,kaise ho aap ?
(To ye Shambhu Nath Patil he,hamare gaon ke vikhyat pehelwan reh chuke he, abhi 55 baras ke he par sand jaisa shareer he inka ,jawani se leke abtak sekdo kushtiya lad chuke he,par haal he me inke pith ka operation hua to inke pehelwani pe full stop laga he. Mere Babu ji ke kafi achhe mitra he to inke yaha mera bhi pehle aana jana rehta tha. Pita ji bachpan me inke yaha bohot baar le jate the kasrat karane aur wo dono dost kasrat karte the aur inka beta beti mil kar mera tel nikalte the ,kyonki me dubla patla aur wo dono bhai-behen to bhare hue hote the aur muze pura pil he dete the ,isliye me inke yaha jane ke naam se he bahane banana shuru kar deta tha. Inko gaon me sab pehelwan chacha he kehte hai)
Pehelwan chacha : Are me to ekdam badhiya he hu,tu bata ja kidhar raha he subah subah ?
Me : wo bas kucchh kitab wagera aur baki saman lena tha to pas ke gaon me he ja raha tha. Aap sunaiye .
pehelwan chacha : Bas me Chaudhary se milne ja raha tha kuchh kam se ke tu dikh gaya,aa ja baith ja muze bhi pas wale gaon he jana he udhar se .
fir muze bhi baithna pada kyonki inke samne to meri ek na chalti he.
Unhone chachi ko aawaj de ke 2 chaye lane ko boli fir shuru ho gaye,
pehelwan chacha : Bas baith aur bata beta kaha ka program he aaj ka ?
me : Kahi nahi bas ,wahi saman lena tha aur fir khet wale ghar me rakhna tha.
pehelwan chacha : Are kise ullu bana rahe ho babu,tera baap subah he mil ke gaya tha muze ,sheher ki taraf gaya he saman lane, aur mere liye bhi wahi la raha he. Aur tuze pata nahi shayad jis baju wale gaon me tu ja raha tha na udhar teri taange tutne wali thi aaj, ab bata tu ja kidhar raha tha subah subah ? Aur zuth na bolna warna yahi latka dunga .
Me : Chacha mafi deo ,galti hui jo zuth bola,me to bas chaurahe pe dosto se milne nikla tha ,bade dino se milna nahi hua to. Aur aap kya keh rahe the baju wale gaon ka ?
pehelwan chacha : Are wo budhwar(Wednsday) wale bazar ke din baju ke gaon ke ladke aaye the to usme se kisi ne hamare gaon ke ladki ko chhed diya fir marpit hui ,fir 2 din baad jab apne gaon ke kuchh log udhar kaam ke liye gaye to unhone unko pita ,to dono taraf mahoul thoda garam hai.
Me : achha kiya bata diye ,me kal wahi ke bazar jane wala tha. Bas chacha ab nikalta hu ,chaye fir kabhi.
pehelwan chacha : Ruk bola to,tuze kya chaye ke roka he mene ? Meri pith aur kamar me dard he, Ashwin aur Ashwini dono sheher me he unke college me.Ye gadi leke Chaudhari ke ghar jana tha . Chalega na ?
Me : Are chacha muze kaha 4 wheeler gaadi chalani aati he,me to khali bike aur scooter chala leta hu.
pehelwan chacha : Malum he ,me sikha dunga Harish se baat kar chuka hu me .
Fir bas wahi baithe baithe chaye pi li,aur gaadi me baith gaye. Ab sahi me muze gaadi chalani nahi aati to me baith ke pagalo ki unki taraf dekhta raha .
pehelwan chacha : Ye apni purani par jabardast Mahindra commandar he,Ye iska stearing wheel he, Aur ye accelerator ,ye break aur ye akhri wala clutch. Ye gear he ,isme aise gear dalte he. Aise clutch halke dabate he, aise chhodte he.
Bas aise he chacha ek ek chij batate gaye aur me unko follow karta gaya adhe ghante baad bhi hum unke ghar aaspaas he gaadi ghuma rahe the aur darte-2 gaadi chala raha tha. Bich-2 me 3-4 baar band hui,fir yahi sab chalta raha aur hum chaudhary ke ghar jo gaon ke dusre side tha udhar gadi ghuma diye.
pehelwan chacha : Bohot khub ab tu sahi se sikh raha he gaadi. Harish ne bataya tha tu abhi saal bhar ke liye ghar me hai to socha tuze bhi apne sath le leta hu. Mera kam bhi ho jayega ,tuze bhi expirience milega kam ka aur teri kamai bhi ho jayegi isi ke sath.
Me : Konsa kam chacha ,aur kaisi kamai ?
pehelwan chacha : dekh ab Ashwin to he nahi idhar aur wo sahabjade waise bhi mere kheti ke ,dudh ke kaam me interest nahi rakhte …
(ye sunke meri fat gayi ke chacha ab muzse hal chalwayega ,ghar ghar jake dudh bechne ko bolega.)
pehelwan chacha : Are aisa kuchh na he jo tu soch riya he,khali mere sath aur shiva ke sath Bail bajar(janwaro ka bajar) jana he gaadi me ,aur kuchh achhe tagde jaanwar kharidne he. Aur kheti ke liye khaad(fertiliser) ,aur bakin dawaiya laani he . aur jo heavy saman he uske liye apna tempo hai he. Shiva tempo me saman layega tu kharidne ka kam kar. Waise bhi isme kuchh saman tumhara bhi he aur me iske 30,000 Rs. Bhi dunga mahine ke. Kyu kya kehte ho ?
me to sunn ho gaya paise ka naam aur itni badi rakam sun ke . socha waise bhi ghar baithe konsa ande de raha hu to yahi sahi.
Me : Fir bhi kam kitni der karna he chacha ?
pehelwan chacha : Jyada nahi bas hafte me 3 ya kabhi kabhi 4 din . Do-dhai ghante ka rasta he yaha se sheher ka aur ghante bhar me he bail bazar he. Aur shiva tuze gaadi bhi achhe se chalana sikha dega.
Me : Ye bhi thik he fir .
pehelwan chacha : Tu bharose ka ladka he re aur mere dost ka beta he . Ab jab ye Ashwin kaam nahi karta to aise he karna he. Aur shiva to kuchh bhi ho hai to naukar he uske hath me lakho rupaye kaise de sakte he.
Me : Hmm sahi baat he .
Tab tak chaudhary ka ghar aa gaya tha. Ye aadmi gaon ka dusra amir aadmi he to usi hisab se iska ghar ghar nahi bunglow he hai. Kai saal tak politics me tha par ab kam pad raha he ,kyu wo baad me batata hu.
To gaadi slow kar ke mene chaudhary ke bangale se kuchh dur he rok di fir hand brake mar ke hum andar jane lage.
Andar chhote baghiche se hoke hum main hall me pohoche ,tab chacha ne naukar ko bula chaudhary ko bulane ko kaha .
Kuchh he minute me wo bhi aa gaya, Shikhar Rav Chaudhary umar 59 ki gaon ka chaudhary he.
Chaudhary : Kaise ho Shambhu ? Pith kaisi he ab teri aur ye ladka kaun he sath me ? Ise dekha hua lagta he .
Chacha : Me badhiya hu Shikhar ,aur ye apne Harish ka beta he Ajay.
Mene bhi namaste kiya unko. Aur tab wo muze upar se niche tak ghur ke dekhne laga, jaise dekh na raha ho scan kar raha ho.
Chaudhary: Bohot bada ho gaya re tu to Ajay,suna he sheher me engineering kar raha he aajkal. Padhai kaisi chal rahi he tumhari aur ghar me sab kaise he ?
Me : Bas padhai sahi he aur baki sab bhi achhe he.
Hum sab wahi ek sofe pe baithe aur wo dono jamin aur jagah ke bare me baate karne lage itne me unki bahu Revati tray me juice leke aayi.
Un dono ne juice le liya aur firse apne baato me lag gaye,jab wo muze juice dene lagi to aise ankhe khol ke dekh rahi mano kha he jayegi. Is bich me bhi usko matlab uske body juice pite hue dekhne laga.
Isse pehle use sharad (Chaudhary ka beta ) ki shadi me dekha tha tab make up to patakha lag rahi thi par abhi me bohot fark tha. Ha par figure gajab ho gaya tha uska, saree me kasa hua badan dikha raha tha mehnat jam ke ki he sharad babu ne.
Itne me wo andar chali gayi aur me apna glass table pe rakh he raha tha ke dekha chacha muze he ghur rahe the jaise unhone sab dekha ho.
Unki baate yu he 10-15 min chalti rahi fir hum dono bahar aaye waha.
Baramde aake chacha ruk gaye to me bhi ruk gaya. Itne me ek noukar bullet bike leke aaya hamare paas lake khadi kar di.
Chacha : Le start kar aur ghar ki side ghuma le .
Me : aur wo jip ?
Chacha : Wo to usi ki he to dedi use apni gaadi kal tak aayegi totu aa jana lene ke liye . ab chal.
Fir mene bike start ki ,unke baithate he nikal pada.
Bangale se kuchh dur aate he chacha baras pade,
Chacha : kyu be bada ghur raha tha tu andar ladki ko ,aur me to tuze sidha samaz raha tha .
Me : are nahi wohi muze dekh rahi thi aise ankhe khol khol ke. Mene kuchh nahi kiya.
Chacha : pata he isliye Chaudhary bhi kuchh na bola ,waise bhi ye ladki ye lakshan sahi na he tabhi to aise fatak shadi kara di iske baap ne aur wo bhi Chaudhary ke nalayak bete se .
Me : achha muze laga love affair tha dono ka..
Chacha : lavde ka affair inka ,iske baap ne dono ko gaon ke bahar pakda tha khandar ke niche ,andar he baat nipta di tabhi to ye sab hua. Aur tu dur reh is ladki se.
Me : ha chacha ji ,muze kya isse ab.
Unke ghar ke bahar mene gaadi laga di aur unhone rukne ka bol ke wo andar gaye aur wapas aake muze ek lifafa diya.
Me samaz gaya ke isme kya he,fir bhi khol ke dekha to 30000 rupye the total.
Me : are chacha abhi to kam shuru kaha kiya he mene aur abhi se ye sab ?
Chacha : Tu rakh le aur baad me account me dal dena tere ,aur ye bullet me bhi petrol bhar de,abse ye tere pas he rahegi .
Me : ji thik he(akhir paise ko na kon kahega)
Chacha : aur kal subah 8 baje aa jana ,nayi gaadi leke bail bajar jana he.
Me : ha thik he chacaha ,ab chalta hu.
Fir me bike ko leke man me futate laddu khate hue chala apne ghar.
Continued…
Welcome to my storymajedar kahani lag rahi hai shuru se hi ..
ghar baithe naukri lag gayi hero ki wo bhi 30 hajar per month ke..
chaudhary ke bahu ke lakshan bhi theek nahi hai ye bhi bata diya chacha ne ajay ko .
Aaage aage dekhiye maja ayega nice update ..ek baat achchi lagi ki ajay ne saare paise maa ke haath me de diye apni pehli kamai keShort character intro :
Characters (Gaon wale)
Ghar wale:
Ghar : Hamara ye ek medium size ka old style ka ghar jo koi 30-40 saal purana hoga. Ghar ke bahar bada sa aangan he jiske bich me tulsi he. Fir ghar ka hall he jisme 2 bade diwan lagaye he aur baki aam furniture. Hall ke samne ki taraf galiyara sa he jisse kitchen me jate he .hall ke daye aur baye taraf 2-2 rooms he jinme se dayi taraf wala pehla dadi ka he fir babu ji ka. Bayi taraf wala pehla room saman ke liye he aur uske baju me mera wala. Bathroom ghar ke bahar he jisse attached toilet bhi he wahi purane style ka
- Me (Ajay Harish Thakur, Age 20)
- Babu ji (Harish ,46)
- Maa (Alka,43)
- Dadi (Kanta, 65 no need to mention)
- Vidya didi (23, chacha ki beti 3 saal badi he muzse)
- Chacha -chachi : inki kuchh 6 saal pehle accident me maut ho chuki he to vidya didi hamare sath he rehti he.
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Didi jyadatar girls hostel me he rehti he ,to babu ji usse milne hafte das din me jate rehte he.
- 1.Pehelwan chacha(Shambhu Nath patil,55 years)
- 2. patni : Sharada
- 3. beta Ashwin ,20 saal
- 4. beti Ashwini,20 (Twins he ye)
- Shikhar Rav Chaudhary,59 Gaon ke chaudhary he
- Beta : Sharad ,30(Dusre state me job karta he)
- Bahu : Revati,22
- Beti : Purnima(31,married)
1.Nisha : meri classmate ,halwai ki bahu
2. Rajan : mera engineering wala dost he ,sheher1 me he rehta he wahi inki kapde ki dukan he.
Update 2
Ghar pohoch ke maine bike ghar ke side me bane shade me laga di, itne me daadi bahar aayi aawaj sun ke .
Dadi : Kiski gaadi he ye Ajay aur tere pas kaise ?
Me : batata hu pehle andar to chalo .
Me andar aaya maa ko aawaj deke bulaya aur uske hath me wo paise rakhe .
Me : ye le maa meri pehli kamai .
Maa : ye kaise ? tu kaam pe kab lag gaya aur kaha lag gaya bataya tak nahi tune ? ab bolega kuchh
Maa ke chehre pe khushi bhi thi aur achambha bhi .
Me : aree bas abhi pehelewan chacha ke sath kam karne wala hu to unhone diye he muze pehele he . me unke liye gaaye ,bail wagera kharidne ka kaam kar raha hu abse kuchh din . thik he na ?
Maa : ha thik he aur teri padhai ka kya ? dekh tu agar firse fail ho gaya na to tere babu ji se tu he samazna me bich me na padne wali is baar .
Dadi : are ho jayega na pass wo ,tu ja shakkar leke aa aur muh mitha kar pehele. Aur tu bhi ye paise abhi kharach mat karna tere babu ji ko aane de pehle .
Me : ha thik he ,tum log khana lagao me tabtak aata hu petrol bhar ke gaadi me.
Tabhi maa shakkar leke aayi aur muze khila di aur kaha,
Maa: jaldi aana tere babu ji aate he honge sheher se aur dukan se mithai bhi leke aana Vidya aa rahi he unke sath me.
(Vidya mere chacha ki beti he muzse 3 saal badi he ,sheher 1 me reh ke banking ke exams ki taiyari kar rahi he)
Me : achha thik he .
Me bike leke petrol pump ki taraf nikla aur ate time mithai wale Chandumal halwai se aadha kilo kaaju katli ke liye kaha.
Halwai : ruko jara aaj ye kaaju katli to khatam ho gayi abhi 5-10 min me aa jayegi.
Me bhi thik he keh ke wahi baith gaya uske dukan me.
Baithe baithe 15 minute ,fir aadha ghanta ho gaya par uska nokar to mithai leke nahi aaya. Par babu ji ka phone jarur aaya.
Babu ji : kidhar ghum raha he loafer ? idhar hum khane pe baithe he.
Me : wo bas mithai le raha hu didi ke pasand ki bas abhi 2 minute me aaya ,
Mene aata hu abhi keh ke kaat phone diya ,par ye babu ji aaj jyada he gusse me he.
Me : are chacha pure gaon ko mithai na khilani muze,jaldi bolo mithai aa rahi he ya me dusre dukan jau ?
Halwai : beta mithai ghar me ready he par ye nokar kaha mar gaya pata nahi,tum ek kaam karo ye hamare ghar he jao aur mere bete se mithai le lena ,mera ghar usi side padta he jidhar tumhe jana he.
Me : thik he .
Aur me uske ghar ki taraf chal diya.
Uske ghar ke darwaje ke samne jake awaj lagai par bahar koi nahi aaya.
Fir baukhala ke me muda he tha to darwaja khula.
Darwaja kholne wali ek meri he hum-umar ladki thi jisne saadi pehni thi aur uska chehra kuchh jana pehchana sa laga.
Wo : Ajay tum yaha kaise ? kuchh kaam tha kya ?
Aur uski awaj sun ke meri batti jali ke ye meri he batchmate he jo 10th tak mere sath thi ,iska naam Nisha he ,isne board ke exam hote he bhag ke shadi ki thi aur naam mere dost ka aaya tha, abhi wo pehele jaisi moti nahi dikh rahi thi balke puri bhari hui kamsin hasina lag rahi thi aur usse dekh ke mere armaan sulagne lage
par jaise taise apne pe maine kaabu kiya.
Me : Oh hi nisha ,wo me idhar wo mithai lene aaya tha .
Nisha : Achha tum andar baitho me abhi laati hu mithai .
Me : nahi tum yahi bahar lao muze bhi der ho rahi…
Par wo kaha manne wali thi usne aake mera hath pakda aur muze ghar me khinch ke le gayi . aur sofe pe bitha diya .
Nisha : ab bolo kya loge tum ,thanda ya garam ? thanda he laati hu garmi bohot he na.
Aur waise he wo khud se bolte-2 andar chali gayi aur ek glass me coke daal ke laayi.
Andar jate time uske pichhe meri najar padi to jana sahi me wo pura badal gayi thi wo ,kaha school me wo moti si thi aur kaha ab aise patli kamar jo jyada bhi patli nahi thi par dikh rahi thi uske dress me. Aur uske wo bade boobs jo meri taraf aate waqt aise hil rahe the jaise andar usne kuchh pehna he na ho. Jaise he wo mere paas aayi me sambhal ke baith gaya ,kyonki bina wajah ijjat ka bhajipala nahi karna tha muze yaha.
Me : thank you nisha ,par ab jaldi se muze aadha kilo kaju katli bandh ke do jaldi ghar jana he.
Nisha : bas ! abhi laai .
Aur wo kuchh minute me ek packet thaile me bhar ke laayi ,par mithai kuchh jyada he lagi muze.
Mene jab paise diye to wo mana karne lagi,par maine jabardasti de diye usko paise. Is sab me maine uske hath pakad liye the aur meri pant ka agla hissa uske kamar se chipak gaya tha . akhir usko paise deke me bye bol ke jane laga.
Nisha : are ruko to apna number to dete jao .muze kaam he kuchh..
Me : achha thik he save kar lo.
Fir use bye bolke me rocket ki bike bhaga ke ghar aaya.
Babu ji ghar ke bahar baithe the aur sath me Vidya didi bhi thi.
Ab didi waha thi to babu ji bhi kuchh nahi bole aur hum waise he andar chal diye.
Didi : Aur hero kidhar ghumta fir raha aajkal ? study bhi ekdam hawa me chal he teri .
Me : kahi nahi didi bas abhi bas kaam se bahar gaya tha..
Didi : malum he tere kam muze ,mere hostel me tere college ki friends rehti he to malum he muze sab tera kya chalta he ,he he he ( hum bahar he khade the aur dhire dhire baat kar rahe the to kisi ne hamari bate nahi suni)
Par idhar meri fat chuki thi didi ki bate sun ke ,yaha didi jorse haste hue andar chali gayi.
Khana khane hum log chadar daal ke baith gaye par mere halak ke niche ek niwala bhi nahi ja raha tha .
Jaise taise khana pura hua ,wo to bhala ho ke khane pe didi kuchh na boli .
Khane ke baad maa ne babu ji ko mere laye hue 30,000 rupye diye , fir babu ji ne muze awaj lagai fir didi ko.
Babu ji : vidya ,meri bag leke idhar aana to .
Didi se bag leke unhone muze kuchh nikalke diya .
Usme ek brouchure tha kisi tution class ka .
Me : ye kya babu ji ?
B : Shambhu ke kam ke liye tu sheher1 to jayega he na wahi pe ye classes he ,kal bail bajar se hoke aao to turant wahi jana . padhai ke mamle koi dhilai nahi chalegi warna sidha hal ko jot dunga samze .
Me : ji babu ji.
B : aur ye 20,000 bhi rakh le tution ki fees ke liye diye he . hafte akhri 2 din he class rahegi teri udhar. Is baar har subject me pass hona he samze ?
Me : ji samza .
Darasal babu ji ke strict nature ke karan meri hamesha se usne fatati aa rahi he ,waise to me kisi se nahi darta par inki bat alag he
Khana kha ke babu ji chale gaye pehelwan chacha ki taraf aur me apne room me aake let gaya. Par itne me humne chain kaha .
Didi : aur hero bhul gaya kya tu muze
Me : na na nai didi me to bas aaram kar raha tha .aap batao apki padhai kaisi chal rahi he udhar ?
D : oh to ab tu bate ghumana bhi sikh gaya . achha ye bata ye soniya se tera kya relation he ?
Me : k k kaun sonia didi ?
D : chachi ! jara idhar to aana . batau konsi soniya ? batau ?
Me : nahi didi sorry ,wo to me use sahi se janta bhi nahi hu, bas 1-2 baar bat ki he aur ghumne gaya tha trip pe uske sath ,kasam se mene kuchh nahi kiya ,plz kisi ko kuchh mat batana . (mene hath jodte hue kaha)
D : hehehe are me bas maje le rahi thi aur tu to rone lag gaya ,are kisi ko kuchh na bata rahi me bas.
Me: thanks didi ,thank u very much,
D : Ayy par dur rehna usse aur baki ladkiyo se bhi,already year drop laga he aur chacha bhi gusse me he ,samza , enjoy kar par limit me . padhai bhi jaruri he samze.
Me : thanks D.
D : chal me jati hu dadi ke room me sone tu bhi aaram kar le.
Didi chali gayi aur mene dam chhoda ,sahi me is buri wali fati thi. Soniya 2nd year me meri achhi dost thi,dikhne me bhi mast aur openly baat karti thi ,iske sath scene ban raha tha mera par agar college me kand na hua hota to me aaj yaha nahi hota,khair wo bate fir kabhi .
Kuchh der mobile chalata raha fir socha sheher1 me koi jaan pehchan ka dost ho sakta he mere college ka ,ju ki college mera sheher2 me he . fir ek dost ko call kiya ,
Me : uth gaya bsdk ?
Rajan : Oho is garib ki yaad kaise aa gayi aaj ?
Me : drame na kar lodu aur bata college kaisa chal raha he?
R : Laude ka college ,me idhar pappa ke sath apni dukan pe saree fold kar raha hu
Me: abe tu to full pass tha na fir ye kaise ?
R : wo to me aise he bola tha ,mere bhi 8 subjects me back lage he to pappa ne dukan pe lagaya he unke sath.
Me : maje he aise bhi bhabhiya taadne ko mil rahi he samne se
R : ha tu bhi aaja 6000 me kaam pe lagata hu ,wo chhod ab bata phone kyu kiya aaj ?
Me :kuchh nahi kal sheher1 aa raha hu tution me admission lene tu bhi aaja sath me tera bhi kar denge. kya bolta he ?
R :pappa nahi manenge bhai ,ab kahe ki engineering yahi dukan apna future he.
Me : drame na kar tu, hafte me 2 bar he jana he khali. Uncle se me bat kar lunga. Aur adress bhej dena me aaunga pick karne.
R : thik he msg kar deta hu ,chal ab phone rakh customer aaya he.
Fir call cut kar diya aur sochne laga ek akele hum he thodi he jinki jhand ho ri heAgar dost sath ho to ye bhi sahi
.
Fir khas kuchh na hua , dosto milne jana tha par maa ne jane nahi diya isliye socha study he kar lu . fir 2 ghante padhne baitha ,dimag pe jung lag gaya tha jo dhire-2 saaf ho raha tha. akhir kal se tution join karne the to padh ke jana he tha.
Bas fir aise he sham ho gayi aur khana kha ke jaldi he so gaya .
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majedar update ..chacha to mashahur hai bank me bhi jisse manager ne ajay ke batane par jhatse cheque ko cash kara diya .Update 3
Update 3 intro
Vishal sir : college professor
Nilam mam : sir ki wife classes ki owner.
Renuka (Renu): class wali ladki
Diksha : vidya didi ki friend.
June 15
Subah ke 6 baje the aur alarm ki awaj se me uth baitha. Aaj bohot bada din tha mere liye ,aaj se he me kaam pe jane wala tha ,waise ye peheli baar nahi tha . mene isse pehle bhi job thi 1st year engineering ke waqt par us time paiso ki kami thi. Khair abhi jaldi jake naha dho liya aur ready ho gaya. Ghar me sab log uth gaye the ,aaj babu ji puja kar rahe the aur maa khana bana rahi thi kyonki muze bail bazar jana tha. Fir dibba leke sabke paon chhu ke me bike leke Pehelwan chacha ke ghar gaya.
Wo bhi taiyar baithe the unke sath Shiva unka nokar bhi baitha chaye pi raha tha.
Chacha : Aao ajay chaye pi lo fir nikalte he.
Me : nahi chacha abhi pike aaya hu ghar se.
Fir kuchh der me hum tino waha se unke pickup truck me jisme 4 seat hoti he usme baith gaye . shiva drive kar rha tha aur me uske side me baitha tha ,wo muze har chij samza raha tha driving ki . aur aise he baat karte karte hum 1 ghante me bail bajar pohoch gaye.
Bail bajar hamare gaon se 60 km ki duri pe ek gaon se lag ke he ,ye ek khali maidan me bharta he jaise mela lagta he khali jagah pe gaon ke bahar thik waise he. Yaha aas pas ke 20-25 gaon ke log apne janwaro ko bechne kharidne ke liye aate he ,hum bhi isi liye aate he . Iske sath me laga hua gaon waise to hamare gaon se chhota he par logo ki request ke karan waha 2 banks ke branch lagaye he aur 1 police chauki bhi .
Bajar me pahuch ke humne ek taraf jaha baki gaadiya lagate he waha apna pickup truck laga diya aur andar chale gaye.
Chacha : Dhyan se dekho Ajay me kaise janwaro ko parakhta hu, waise to me har baar yaha aaunga par agar me kisi din nahi aaya to tuze he dekhna he ,thik he ?
Me : ji chacha .
Chacha : waise ye shiva madat ke liye he hi par tuze bhi samazna he ye sab. Chal ab udhar chal ke kuchh kha lete he .
Fir wahi ek jagah jaha pakode aur bhajiya tal rahe the hum baith gaye aur khane lage fir chacha ne muze ek cheque diya .
Chacha :Ye is bank me jao bank me aur 70,000 rupye lao ,yahi gaon ke chaurahe pe he wo bank . aur direct jake manager se milna aur kehna mene bheja he warna der hogi.
Me : ji thik he.
Fir me bank ki side ho liya.
Bank abhi khulne he wala tha to me ruk gaya, waha pe bohot se log pehle se aa baithe the . kuchh der me bank open hui aur sab log ekdam se andar ghusne lage ,me waise side me khada rha ,kuchh 5 min baad waha ek aadmi suitcase aur laptop bag leke aaya ,use bahar ke guard ne salute kiya to me samaz gaya aur andar gya use pichhe aur sidha manager ki cabin me gaya,
Me : may I come in ?
Manager : yes kahiye kya kam he aapko ?
Me : Shambhu nath patil ne bheja he muze ,money withdraw ke liye.
Man : Oh pehelwan chacha ne bheja he ,baitho tum yaha .
Fir usne call kar ke peon ko bulaya aur mere se wo cheque leke use de diya. Kuchh he der me peon paise leke aa gaya .
Me : Thanks for help sir.
Man: Are me janta hu chacha ko achhe se,unko mera pranaam kehna .
Me : Ji jaroor.
Fir waha se nikal ke bajar aaya aur chacha ko dhundhne laga. Wo aur shiva pas me he ek aadmi se baate kar rahe the . fir mene paiso ka pouch unko diya aur hum aage chalne lage aur ek jgah aake ruk gaye. Chacha waha ek aadmi se uski gaay ke bare me baat karne lage aur me bhi dekh raha tha . Aise he 2-4 aur logo se mile aur fir bina kuchh liye hum wapas nikale. Wapasi ke waqt me drive kar raha tha aur shiva bata raha tha.
Karib 1 baje me ghar pohocha ,didi ne khana laga diya mere liye kyonki baki sab ka ho gaya tha .
Didi : Achha sun me ye address deti hu meri friend ka usse tuze kuchh notes lene he ,layega na tu ?
Me : launga na didi aapke liye kuchh bhi.
Di : Aisa he to ye le ,
Aur usne 1 roti aur daal di plate me .
Me : Itna kaise khaunga didi ?
Di : dekh le khud ko aine me pasliyan nikli he bahar aur kehta he aapke liye kuch bhi ,kha ab jaldi se .
Ab jaise taise khana pura kiya aur maa ko bolke me sheher1 jane laga.
Maa : Jane se pehle kheto se hoke aa aur tere babu ji se mil le unhone puchha tha tuze.
Me : thik he .
Fir me bike aur bag leke kheto ki taraf bike ghuma diya .
Hamare khet jo he wo ghar se koi 4-5 minute ki duri pe he, hamare wale khet 12 acre ke he jisme hum kheti karte he october me katai ke baad sabjiya lagate he ,paas me he lag ke Vidya didi ke yani chacha ke 12 acre ke khet he jisme se 2 acre ek aadmi ko rent pe diye he aur baki 10 bhi hum he lagate he aur uske paise Babu ji didi ke account me dalte rehte he ,kul mila ke 24 acre ki kheti he hamari. Tractor aur Majdoor hum kaam ke hisab se bula lete he. Khet ke ek side me rehne ke liye ek chhota kachcha room banaya he aur use ke side me bathroom bhi.
Mene bike kheto ke bahar he stand ki aur babu ji ke pas gaya,
Me : aapne bulaya tha babu ji.
Babu ji : Sheher ja raha he to sambhal ke jana ,aur account khulwa lena wahi bank se aage se tuze Shambhu ke sath apne kheto ke liye bhi saman lane he, kyu ?
Me : ji thik he aur kuchh ?
Babu ji : Naya helmet le liyo aur RTO office jake aana license ke liye, ye gadi tere liye he li he maine Pehelwan se . ja ab der ho jayegi nahi to aate time .
Mene babu ji ke paon chhue aur bike leke sheher1 ki taraf chal pada .
Gaon ka bahar aate he rasta kharab tha thoda jyada he par ye aise to har gaon ki kahani he. Kuchh der me jungle bhi shuru hua aur aise dedh ghante me Sheher1 pohoch gaya aur sidha jake Rajan ke dukan ke samne bike rok di .
Rajan aur uska bapu dukan me customers ko saree dikha rahe the to me ek side aake khada ho gaya. Itne me ek ladki aake muzse puchhne lagi …
Ladki : sir aapko kya lena he ?
Me samza ye yaha kam karti he to kyu na maje liye jaye.
Me : Innerwears kharidne he .
Ladki : Par sir yaha sirf ladkiyo ke kapde milte he ladko ke nahi.
Me : Ha to me kab bola muze pehenane he ,aap bra panties dikhao matching wale .
Wo ek baar meri taraf yu he dekhti rahi aur boli ,
Ladki : is taraf aaiye ?
Fir muze ek side me leke puchha,
Ladki : size kya he ?
Me : 8 I mean 32C .
Wo firse ghur ke dekhi aur usme se 32C ke bra’s dikhane lagi.
Maine bhi ek do achhi dikhne wali side me rakhi aur panties dikhane ke liye kaha usi pattern ki ,usne wo bhi dikhai aur maine paisa ka puchha to Rajan ke baap ki taraf ishara ki aur yaha meri fat gayi kyonki uncle bhi muze jante he .
Bas dua karne laga ke kuchh ho jaye aur ya to ladki bahar jaye ya uncle nahi to lode lagne tay he aaj. Aur bas uncle ko usi time phone aaya aur wo Rajan ko ishara kar ke bahar gaye baat karne . Fir me rajan ke samne gaya dono box leke ,
Me : Kaise he saale ? Kabse dekh raha hu aunty log ko bohot taad raha tabse.
Rajan : (slow awaj me) Abe harami tu kab aaya aur ye bra-panty kabse use karne laga ? chut lagwa li kya niche tune ? hehehe
Me : ha tu isi ka wait kar raha hoga na bsdke ,chal ye box pehle andar rakh abhi aur mere sath classes me chal akela to muzse na padha jayega .
R : Papa se baat kar tu he ,kal gaali khai maine tution ka bola to, jhand ho gayi he life puri ,ghar se dukan aur dukan se ghar he kar raha hu result ke baad se.
Me : abe me bat karunga na uncle se tension kay ka.
Tabhi uncle bhi andar aa gaye aur muzse mile,
Uncle : aur sambha kitne aadmi the ?
Me : 6 the sardaar 6 hehehehe .
U : are koi na tere bapu ko number laga de unko bolta hu tu bhi yahi kaam karega mere sath ,aajkal dhanda bada tej ho raha he apna hhehehhe aur 8,000 bhi dunga mahine ke.
Me : are uncle kya aap bhi aapke liye to free me kaam karenge aur babu ji ne he bheja sheher1 me ke tution laga le aur subject clear kar le,to usi liye aaj aaya socha pehle aap se mil lu, aur bataiye kaise he aap ?
U : Sab badhiya he bas ye Raju chhod ke .
Me : kya kiya isne uncle ? ladki ka lafda to nahi ?
U : chhod ab kya baat karna mere he karam he sab aur kya. Baki bata laga liye classes ?
Me : Na abhi wahi jaunga ,socha isko lete jau sath,ab ghar baith ke to kuchh ho sake to kisi se samaz lena he sahi he . Aise bhi college me konsa kuchh sikha rahe he .
U : Kyu sahi nahi sikhate kya udhar ?
Me : Khak sikhate he udhar ,aadha lecture bunk aur lab me aadhe instrument gayab aur andar ki baat ye he ke college wale 1-2 chhod ke baki professor log to ye classes me padhate he tabhi to itna badhiya result aaya he pure class ka.
U : Achha muze laga Raju jhuth bol raha he us time.
Me : Jhuth kya bolna usme aap khud dekhna kabhi aake ,ab aap to kabhi college aate nahi ho isliye PTM me bhi kis kisko baap banana padta he hum logo .
U : Ha samaz gaya samaz gaya. Thik he tu le ja isko apne sath yaha baith ke bhi kya karega fir bhi .
Fir me aur Rajan bahar aaye ,
Rajan : maan gaya guru ,mast shendi lagayi tune hehehe
Me : laude ki shendi sala uss time tera aur us Vikas ka kand na hua hota to 3rd year me hote hum dono .
R : chhod na tu bhi kis khabis ki yaad nikal raha he ,chal tere classes dekh aate he.
Aise he bakchodi karte karte hum class wale address pe gaye, aise to muze classes ki jarurat na thi par babu ji ko mana karne ki galti na karne wala me .
Ye ek 5 floor ki building thi aur classes building ke 2nd floor pe the to hum puchhte-2 andar gaye aur office ke bahar ruk gaye.
Office ka door khula aur andar se Vishal sir aur unke sath ek lady bahar aayi. Vishal sir hamare he college ke professor he aur hume achhe se jante he .
Vishal : Kya baat he Ajay sir aaj idhar ?
Me : Good Afternoon sir ,bas aa gaye aa[ka pata puchhte-2 hehehe .
V : Aao aao andar baitho .
Fir hum unke office me aake baith gaye ,unke sath wo lady bhi aa gayi aur main chair pe baith gayi ,me aur confuse ho gaya ye dekh ke sala ho kya raha he aaj.
Vishal : Ye meri wife he Nilam aur yahi iss classes ki owner he. Aur Nilam ye mere students he Ajay aur Rajan .
Hum dono ne bhi namaste kiya aur mam ne smile kiya .
Me : mere 6 subjects he sir ji aur iske 8 usi ke liye aaye he .
V : Dekho ab me janta hu tum padhne wale ladke ho fir bhi clear kar deta hu ,yaha notes milenge ,exams ki preperations hongi ,doubts clear honge aur personally tum ko attend kiya jayega par par ye mat sochna college me exams ke time exam hall me kuchh help milegi ,bhul ke bhi na sochna .
Rajan : Are sir hum kya waise lage kya aap ko ?
V : Batana mera kaam he fir na kehna tum ke…
Me : wo chhodo sir aap fees ka bolo aur timing ka bolo .
Nilam mam boli : Aise to class ki fees per subject 3000 rupees he par tum sir ke jaan pehchan ke ho to 2700 he lenge tumse ,ye form lelo aur fill up kar do abhi .
Fir hum dono wahi pe form bhara aur unhe de diya.
Mam ne hume fir 2 bags aur kuchh copies diye,
Nilam mam : Ye classes ke bags he aur ye tumhare subject ke notes tumhare classes waise to Saturday Sunday ko he honge par fir bhi baki kisi din bhi aa sakte ho study ke liye ya doubt ke liye ,ok ?
Me : yeah ,thanks ,chalo sir ab hum nikalte he fir .
Vishal : Abhi kaha ja rahe ho M3 ka lecture start hoga abhi use attend kar ke jana no excuse.
Me : are sir kal se ayenge na …
V : wo lecturer konsa kal tuze alag se sikhane wala he ,chalo intro kara deta hu.
Fir hum chal diye sir ke pichhe classroom me aur sir ne hamara intro karwaya fir hum bhi baith gaye lecture me.
Rajan :Sun mene kuchh laya nahi he re copy wagera extra he to dede .
Me : Ek he hai ,tu likh le me sunta hu.
Fir lecture start hua aur bich me sir ne ek ladki ko uthaya jo so gayi thi .
Maths Sir : Aap yaha sone ke liye aayi ya study ke liye ? Out .
Wo sorry sorry kehti rahi par sir nahi mana.
Sach me lecture bohot boring tha aur me likh bhi nahi raha tha to aur jyada ho gaya. Me bhi aise he yaha waha dekh raha tha ke usne muze khada kar diya fir me bhi out.
Class ke bahar lobby me aaya to koi nahi tha,mobile bhi bag me rakha tha to bore hoke ghumne laga .
2nd floor dusre side pe girls our boys ke liye bathroom banaye the to me bhi halka hone chala gaya.
Halka hoke bahar aaya aur washbasin me hath dhone laga to uss side se awaj aa rahi thi . koi ladki shayad apne bf se jor se bol rahi thi jo uski awaj diwar ke iss side bhi clear aa rahi thi. Maine ignore kiya aur bahar aaya ,tabhi mere pichhe door khulne ki awaj aayi to dekha ye wahi ladki he jisko pehle bahar nikala tha .
Dikhne me jyada sundar nahi thi jaise koi model ya actress hoti ho par still ignore nahi kar sakta koi , medium height ,long sleeveless frock ,rang jyada gora nahi aur na he sawla ,figure normal like na moti na ekdam patli,face oval par nain naksh sahi the.
kher me aise he wapas lobby side aaya aur jaha visitors chairs rakhi thi waha aake baith gaya .
Wo bhi mere pichhe aayi 2 chair chhod ke baith gayi .
Kuchh minute yu he gujare fir,
Ladki : Hi,tum new ho na yaha acadamy me ?
Me : yeah ,just aaj he admission hua mera…
Ladki : Aur aaj he class se nikal diya heheheh
Me : yeah btw I’m Ajay and you ?
Ladki : I’m Renuka but call me Renu .
Me : Nice to meet you Renu …
Renu : leave formalities yaar me bohot bore ho rahi hu idhar .
Me : same par kya kare mobile bhi andar he bag me .
Renu : Bahar chaloge ? paas me he 2 min pe ek new mall open hua he ?
Me : mall ?
Renu : Ayy shopping ke liye nahi just ghumenge ,kya bolta he bhidu ?
Mene kuchh socha fir ,
Me : Chal fir ..
Hum building se niche aaye aur mene bike nikali.
Renu : wow bullet (khush hoke ekdam se )
Me : What ? tuze pasand he Royal enfield?
Re : yess bohot baar chalane ki ichha hui he meri par nahi mili . Me chalau ?
Me : (kuchh soch ke) Tum chala leti ho ? I mean ye abhi li he mene to ..
Re : nahi par mene pulser ,honda waghera chalai he .
Me : Thik he par slow drive karna ok ?
Bass fir kya tha usne bike start ki aur me uske pichhe baith gaya thoda distance rakh ke .
Re: you know iss bullet ka ek alag he swag he aur iski awaj dhad dhad dhad dhad I just love it.
Me : Ha isiliye ye meri favourite he .
Re: dur kyu baithe ho ? sat ke baitho marungi nahi me .
Me fir thoda aage khiska par fir chipka nahi usse .
Wo aise he face pe badi si smile rakh ke chalati rahi fir hum mall pohoch gaye.
Bike fir underground area me park ki aur wahi se lift leke upar jane lage . wo lift me thodi jyada he unconfortable lagi par mene ignore kiya .
Ye shayad naya mall open hua he isliye sirf ground ,1st aur 2nd floor tak he shops open he baki upar kaam chalu he.
Hum aise he yaha waha ghumne lage fir mene socha aaya he hu mall me to helmet bhi le leta hu to bike accessories ki taraf chala ,Renu bhi sath aayi .
Wahi pe mene ek helmet ke bare puchha .
Me : ye helmet lena he muze.
Salesman : aapki bike konsi he sir ? hum uspe suit hoga aisa dikhayenge.
Renu : Bullet he.
To usne 2 helmet nikale jo same the usne 1 modular aur 1 half face helmet dikhaya .
S.M. : ye lo sir ye aap dono ke liye perfect he.
Me bolne he wala tha ke renu bich me boli
Re : ok pack kar do ise .
Fir me kuchh nahi bola aur mene bill pay kiya aur bahar aa gaye .
Renu : sorry muze wo helmet pasand aaya to me bol di,me paise de dunga ok ?
Me : Nah don’t worry .
Fir wahi pe hum ghumne lage to wo muze leke ek wristwatch shop me le gayi maine socha ise ghadi leni hogi.
Usne khud ke liye watch li fir muze bula ke ek watch mere hath pe bandhne lagi .
Re: ye kaisi lagi tumhe ?
Me : muze nahi pasand he watch pehenana.
Re : achha sorry par mere liye lelo na .
Me bas dekhta raha ke isse mila 1 ghanta hua he aur ye aise batiya rahi he jaise gf ho meri .
Anyway mene bhi smile dete hue pehen li watch ,watch jyada mehengi to nahi thi par helmet se jyada he lagi muze.
Fir wahi se ghumte hue hum bahar aaye aur mene hum dono ke liye kuchh snacks liye aur baith ke baat karne lage .
Me : to tum yahi ki ho ya bahar rehti ho ?
Re: nahi ,me mumbai se hu yaha pe mummy ka transfer ho gaya to aa gayi ,aur tum ?
Me : Bas yahi pas me gaon he mera to classes ke liye join kiya he. Tumhari mummy job kya karti he wese?
Re: wo pas ke gaon me govt office me officer post pe he .
Me : to tum akeli ho ?
Re : nahi ek bhai he par wo uski dunia me mast he aur me apni,tum bhi kya boring baat karne lage yaar..
Mene bhi socha jane do fir kabhi ,aur time dekha to lecture khatam hone ko aaya tha .
Me : chalo chalte he lecture khatam ho gaya hoga udhar .
Re: oh god chalo jaldi .
Aise he rush me hum dono wapas class me aaye tabtak class khali ho gayi thi aur Rajan bahar he bag liye mera wait kar raha tha .
Raj : kidhar mar gaya tha saale ? aur ye…
Me : ye renuka he ab tu muh band rakh abhi apne ko bahar bhi jana he .
Wo bhi renu ke samne kuchh nahi bola aur me Renu ko bye bol ke niche aaya .
Bike start ki he thi ke pichhe se usne awaj di.
Renu : Ajay
Aur wo bhagte hue mere pas aayi .
Renu : wo bhul gayi thi me .
Me : kya ?
Renu : number tumhara . Do abhi jaldi meri friend wait kar rahi he .
Mene use number diya fir wo waise he bhagte hue chali gayi aur me dekhta reh gaya.
Rajan : Guru 2nd year apna aise he barbaad hua tha na ?
Me : Panouti mat laga sale baith ab.
Rajan ko uske ghar chhod ke me petrol pump gaya aur gaon ki taraf jane he laga tha ke didi ki baat yaad aayi, unke kuchh notes lene the . To wahi se unke diye address pe chala gaya . ye ek colony thi jidhar multi storey buildings thi . aur uss address wale flat pe mene jake doorbell bajayi.
Door ek ladke ne khola jo baniyan aur shorts me tha ,
Ladka : yes ,kon chahiye aapko ?
Me : Diksha ji se kaam he unki friend ne bheja he muze ,wo he yaha ?
Ladka : ha wait me use bulata hu.
Fir diksha waha aayi aur usne muze pehchana (?) aur andar bulaya .
Diksha : Tum baitho me notes leke aati hu.
Me wahi sofa pe baitha ,utne me wo ladka kapde pehen ke waha se chala gaya .
Dikha hath me 2 cup leke aayi aur ek muze diya .
Diksha : tum coffee piyo tabtak me baat karti hu Vidya se.
Me : ok
Usne di se phone pe baat ki aur tabtak mene bhi apni coffee khatam ki .
Diksha : ye notes tum Vidya ko de dena and please use ye mat batana ke mere sath koi tha idhar ok ? samaz gaye na tum ?
Me : yeah no problem . me chalta hu ab ,bye .
Diksha mere pas aayi aur gal pe ek halka sa kiss deke boli thanks and bye .
Me shock to ho gaya thoda par waha se bahar aa gaya aur gaon ki taraf nikla .
Aaj ka din sahi me ajib he raha mere liye . sham ke 7:30 baje me ghar pohocha . fir kuchh khas nahi hua ,khana kha ke thodi der study kiya aur thodi he der me so gaya.
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Zabardast updateUpdate 4
June 16
“kaato mat waha nishan pad jayenge to mushkil ho jayegi,ahh”
“Bohot mast ho gayi ho Nisha tum ,tere ye dudh dekh ke raha nahi jata” “Umm dard ho raha he ,dhire karo na”
Me Nisha ke upar leta usko chum raha tha kaat raha tha ,wo har baat pe aahe bharti rahi ,siska rahi thi ,hum dono chudai me magan the ke darwaja khul gaya aur ek aadmi andar aaya. Wo aadmi hum dono ki taraf dekha aur dusre taraf nikal gaya jaise use koi matlab he na ho humse . “harami sala aaj jaldi aaya ye” “yahi tera pati he na Nisha ?”
“Naam ka pati hai sirf,behla ke muze bhaga le gaya, shadi kar li kuchh din maze kiye aur ab yaha waha muh marta firta he harami” “tum mat ruko jorse karo ,ahh mera hone wala he bass aur jorse ,Ahhh me gaiiii” “ Mera bhi ho gaya,ahh”
Subah ke 6 baje the aur alarm ke bajne se meri nind khul gayi, ajib sapna tha ye ,bohot ajib, subah subah lund khada kar gaya bc . Uth ke dekha to kachha gila hua tha nightfall se . Thoda sir dard bhi tha kal ke din bhar ke heavy schedule se jo abhi tak gaya nahi tha ,par rona koi solution to he nahi to uthna pada. Naha dho ke ready ho gaya to babu ji ne kaha,
Babu ji : Aaj shaniwar he to class bhi jana he na tuze ? Sheher1 me ye address pe jana pehle tum ,yaha jake Tehsil office puchhna jis machine ke liye form bhare the wo aayi bhi he ke nahi ?
Me : ji babu ji ,aur kuchh ?
Babu ji: Na,bas itna he.
Utne me maa ne nashta laga diya, nashta kar ke me bullet leke chacha ke ghar gaya to pata chala wo kheto me gaye he jo paas he hai.
Kheto me pohocha to Chacha kheto wale ghar ke samne kursi dale baithe the, unke sath unki beti Ashwini bhi thi ,
Me : Namaste chacha.
Chacha : Namaste beta, aaj aise to bahar nahi jana he par kuchh udhari leni he gaon walo se ,le aaoge ?
Me : Ha le aaunga ,aap naam batao unke .
Ashwini : Baba ye chirkut kya wasuli karega heheh isse achha to me chali jati hu.
Chacha : (muskurate hue) Tu bhi chali ja fir iske sath ,dekhta hu kitna wasool karte he dono . pehle Chandimal halwai 7,000, fir Hiraman halwai se 10,000 lene he. Baki logo se koi tension nahi he bas ye dono halwai kabhi time pe paisa nahi dete bas.
Me : Ho jayega chacha .
Chacha : Thik he abhi yaha baitho aur ye motors aur pump ka manual bhi dekh lo konsi sahi he kheto ke liye ,aur itne jaldi bhi jake udhari nahi mangte kisi se, chalta hu me bhi ab.
Chacha ke jane ke baad me wahi baith ke wo manuals dekhne laga new motor aur pump ke.
Ashwini : Oye idhar dekh idhar .
Me : Oh kya hua Ashwini ? Abhi hum thodi der baad jayenge halwai ke paas.
Ashwini : Ignore kyu kar raha he muze tu kabse ? Yahi side me baithi hu aur tu he ke isme he ghusa ja raha he (Thoda gusse me)
Me : me wo ignore nahi kar raha tuze ,me to bas ye pump dekh raha tha.
Ashwini : Chhod isko aur bata kya kar raha he tu aajkal ,tu to Sheher2 me rehta tha na hostel me ,fir yaha kaise ?
Me : Maje le rahi tu mere ya sach me nahi malum tuze ? khair year drop laga he to ghar me he pada tha ,to chacha ne laga diya kaam pe ,ab tu bata tera fashion design course kaisa chal raha he ?
Ashwini: Bade boring insan ho yaar tum to ,bade shehero me jake log rangin ho jate he aur ek tum ho ke sukhe ke sukhe (aur wo hasne lagi)
Me : Ha lele ab tu meri ,bol to aise rahi tu bhi jaise teri din rat partiya hoti rehti he,ladke aage pichhe ghume honge tere to kyu,
Ashwini : Ha to karti parti sharti udhar ,bf bhi he mere ,teri tarah sadu thodi hu…
Me : (dhime se)Tu gand marwa muze kya
Ashwini : Ayy kya bola ,fir se bol tu
Aur usne mera collar pakda aur diwar se laga diya ,
Ashwini : Kyu be chikne kya bola tu abhi firse bol ?
Mene jor laga ke uske hath collar se hataye aur uske left hand ko pakad ke rakha aur right wale ko pichhe ki taraf mod diya ,fir use diwar sata diya aur uske kaan ke paas jake kaha,
Me : Yahi ke tu kuchh bhi kar muze kya
Aise me usne niche mere pair me pair mara ,mene uske hath chhod diya aur pichhe hata ,fir dekha to uske muh pe diwar ka chuna laga tha to meri hasi chhut gayi aur wo bifar gayi
Ashwini : Has kyu raha he kutte ? has kyu raha he tu?
Me waise he uski taraf dekh ke hasta raha ,to wo ghur ke dekhi fir ghar ke andar gayi ..
Me apne kapde jhaad ke khada hua he tha ke andar se kuchh jor se girne ki awaj aayi ,
Me andar gaya to dekha ek side wo bistar pe giri hui he aur uske side me pani ke bade patele gire he …
Me uske pas baith gaya aur use hilane laga,
Me : Ashwini ,aye Ashwini uth ? lagi ky-
Itne me usne palti khai aur muze niche gira ke mere chhati pe baith gayi ..
Ashwini : Ab bol saale ,kya keh raha tha kahi bhi gand mara ,tu kya aisa waisa samza he kutte ?
Me : uth ja moti tu bohot bhari he ,meri chhad faad degi tu ,ahh
Par wo uthi nahi to me palatne laga to usne mere dono hath pakade,is sab me uska chehra mere chehre thik kuchh he inch upar aaya .
Ashwini : Kaha bhaag raha he chuje ,bohot jyada fadfada raha tha na tu ab bol saale ?
Meri halat bolne wali thi nahi ,uska chehra mere se sirf 2 inch upar tha ,to mene muh fer liya aur ye dekh wo aur bidak gayi. Tabhi mere gaal pe kuchh gila sa laga ,wo mere gaal pe halke se jubaan fer rahi thi ,mene face sidha kiya to ek second ke liye hamare lips touch ho gaye to usne apna chehra pichhe khicha ,aur lips kaatate hue muze dekhne lagi. Hontho se upar uski naak pe najar gayi to wo fool rahi thi ankhe abhi bhi mere hontho par tiki hui thi aur ye dekh ke mene gale se thuk nigla to wo ankhe upar kar ke meri ankho me dekhne lagi .
Ashwini : Ha to bohot bade aadmi bane ho tum aajkal ,facebbok pe hamari request bheje mahina ho gaya par accept nahi karte ,hamare msg ka reply bhi nahi dete ,bhaav badh gaya he aajkal Nawab sahab ka kyu ?
(ha maine xforum pe uski request accept nahi ki thiab kaun ye bala se apni friendlist share kare)
Me : uth ja agar tera ho gaya he to ,tere baap pehelwan he muze aise dekha to nashte me kha jayega ,uth ja meri maa.
Ashwini : Are tension kyu leta he me hu na ,me bol dungi pasand muze tu shadi karni he tere se hehehe .
Aur ye sun ke mere ankho ke samne mera rangin future dikhne laga jisme me schooter chala raha tha babu ji ki Ashwini pichhe baithi thi saree pehne mere samne wali jagah pe ek bachha khada hua tha aur uski god me bhi ek bacha tha ,fir dusre scene me mai hamare 1 bhk flat me kitchen me bartan maanj raha tha ,pichhe se dono bachhe zagda kar rahe the , Ashwini uska fula pet liye sofe pe baith ke tv channel badalte hue angoor kha rahi thi . Bass fir mere tan badan ek nayi energy si aa gayi ,himmat ka booster mila aur apni taqat se use side me dhakel kar mene dusre side palti khai aur bahar bhagne laga .
Par kismat ka maara me darwaje ki chaukhat se takra ke niche muh ke bal gira. Pichhe se Ashwini haste hue aayi tabtak me uth ke khada ho gaya aur kapde zaadne laga aur bina uski taraf dekhe wahi kheto me bane motor pump ke pas jake pani se muh dhoya .
Ashwini : Achha sorrry me majak kar rahi thi (kaan pakadte hue)
Me : Ashu tere majak ke chakkar me meri gand fat gayi thi ,heart attack aate aate reh gaya muze .
Ashwini : hehehehe
Me : daya kar muz pe aur fir kabhi ye mat bolna please (mene uske samne hath jodte hue kaha matlab gidgidaya)
Ashwini : acha nahi bolti me ,chal ab uss halwai ke pas jate he bohot time huwa dhokla nahi khaya mene uske yaha ka.
Me : chal meri maa .
Fir mene bullet nikali to mere pichhe baithi dono taraf pair kar ke jaise ladke baithate he.
Me : thik se baith na tu
Ashwini : tu gaadi chala late kar raha he tu .
Mene bhi socha iske muh na lago to he behtar he fir gaadi halwai ke dukaan ki taraf mod di .
To be continued …