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Aasmaan Se Gira Aur Khajur Me Atka
[ Prem : Ab So Hi Jaate Hai !
Sheena : H..Haan !
Prem Aur Sheena Alag Alag Thoda Dur Wahi Let Kar So Jaate Hai . Karib Aadhe Ghante Baad Achanak Prem Ki Aankhe Khulti Hai .
Prem : () BHENCHODD !!!!! ]
Ab Aage :
*Kuch Ghante Pehle*
Do Ladke Bahut Raftaar Me Ek Bike Par Sawaar Chala Rahe The .
Rony : Bhai Hum Jaipur Kab Tak pahuchege ?
Vikas : Bhai Gaadi Chalate Hue Mujhe Disturb Mat Kara Kar ! Lagbhag 1.5 Ghanta To Lag Hi Jayega !
Dono Dost Safar Ka Lupt Uthate Hue Jaa Rahe The . Achanak Hi Unki Bike Chalna Band Ho Jaati Hai .
Vikas : Oh Shitt !!
Rony : Kya Hua ???
Vikas : Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya !
Rony : To Ab ? Andhera Ho Chuka Hai Har Taraf ! Jaipur Kese Pahuchege ?
Vikas : Aaj Raat Hume Yahi Rukna Padega !
Rony : Par Kaha ??
Vikas : Wo Dekh Waha Ek Jhopdi Jesa Kuch Dikh Raha Hai !
Rony : Haan !
Dono Log Bike Se Utarte Hai . Vikas Bike Ko Aage Park Kar Leta Hai aur Aese Rakh Deta Hai Taaki Kisi Ki Nazar Na Pade Us Par .
Vikas Apna Bag Lekar Rony Ke Saath Us Jhopdi Me Aa Jata Hai .
Dono Log Apne Mobile Ki Flashlight ON Kar Lete Hai . Andar Zyada Kuch Bada Nahi Tha . Dono Log Wahi Beth Jaate Hai .
Vikas Apne Jeb se Cigarette aur Matchstick Ka Box Nikalta Hai Aur Cigaratte Fuk Ke Peene Lagta Hai .
Rony : Chal Ab So Jaate Hai !
Vikas : ( Smiles ) Itni Bhi Kya Jaldi Hai Shere ! Abhi Maahol To Banne De !
Rony : Yaha Tujhe Kya Maahol Banana Hai !
Vikas : Gala Sukha Sukha Lag Raha Hai ! Geela To Karna Hi Padega !
Vikas Apne Bag se Ek bottle Nikalta Hai .
Rony : Water Bottle ?
Vikas : Baahar se Water Bottle Dikhti Hai Yeh ! Andar Vodka Hai ! Aur Koyi Aur Haan Iski 60 ML Tak Aate Aate Hi Tera Sar Chakra Jaayega !
Vikas Bottle Ko Side Me Rakh Deta Hai .
Vikas : Me Zara Halka Hoke Aata Hu !
Vikas Baahar aa Jaata Hai aur Jhaadiyo Ke Pass Chala Jaata Hai Halka Hone Ke Liye . Vikas Jese Hi Apna Kaam Khatam Kar Piche Mudta Hai Uske Sar Par Ek Jordaar Hathiyaar Padta Hai . Uske Muh se Zordaar Cheekh Nikalti Hai Aur Wo Wahi Gir Jaata Hai .
Vikas Ke Chillane Ki Aawaz Sun Rony Bhi Baahar Aata Hai . Uske Saath Bhi Wahi Hashr Hota Hai Jo Vikas Ke Saath Hota Hai .
Ye Khajuni Tribe Ke Log The Jo Bali Dene Ke Liye Apna Shikaar Dhundh Rahe The .
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*Back To The Present*
Prem : (
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ek Pal Ke Liye To Achanak Dara Hi Diya ! Aakhir Ye Chal Kya Raha Hai ?
Prem Ki Aankho Ke Saamne Sheena Khadi Thi . Wo Kud Rahi Thi aur Hawa Me Apne Hatho Ko Hilate Hue Udne Ki Koshish Kar Rahi Thi .
Prem : Bhabhi ??????
Sheena Ka Dhyaan Apne Udne Me Tha .
Prem : Bhabhi ??????
Prem Khada Hokar Sheena Ke Pass Jaata Hai.
Prem : ( Shouts ) Are You Okay Bhabhi ???
Sheena : Papa Pleaj ! Meleko Jaane Dijiye !
Prem : Papa ??????? Inka Dimaag Pura Hil Chuka Hai !
Sheena Ke Per Thik Se Zameen Par Nahi Tik Rahe The .
Prem : Bhabhi Aap Aaiye ! Pehle Niche Bethiye !
Prem Pakad Kar Sheena Ko Niche Beetha Deta Hai .
Prem : Aap Thik Hai ????
Sheena : ( Laughs ) Hehe…Plem…Plem…Hehe !!
Prem :Prem ! Prem Rajveer Mehra!
Sheena : ( Laughs ) Hehe….Wahi To Mene…Bola….Plem Paaji Pehla !!!
Prem : Oh God ! Ab Inko Kya Ho Gaya ? Ye Saari Problems Aaj Hi Aani Thi Kya ??
Sheena : ( Laughs ) Hehe…Tum….Wo..Ho..Na..Hehe !!!
Prem : Kon ?
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ek To Ye Kitna Hasegi !
Sheena : ( Laughs ) Hehe…..Wahi….Jo...... Dishoom..Dishoom…..Kalta…Hai…Hehe !!!
Prem : Right !
Sheena : ( Laughs ).... Hehe….Tum..Mujhe…Bhi..Chikhaoge…Dishoom..Dishoom…Hehe !!!
Prem : Kyu ? Aap Ko Kyo Sikhna Hai ?
Sheena : ( Laughs ) Hehe…Pehle..Tum..Meli…Choti….Banao..Hehe !!!
Prem : Wtf ?? Mujhe Nahi Aata Ladkiyo Ke Hair Tie Karna !
Sheena : ( Smiles ) Plzzzzzzzz……Plzzzzzzzz……Hehe
Prem : OK !
Prem Sheena Ke Baalo Ko Apne Haatho Me Leta Hai aur Uljhane Lagta Hai .
Sheena : Aaah……Dard..Hola..Hai !!!
Prem : OK Relax !
Prem Sheena Ke Baalo Ko Aaram Se Tie Karne Lagta Hai .
Prem Ko Ladkiyo Ke Hair Tie Karna Aata Tha . Bachpan Me Diya Ke Baal Prem Hi Tie Karta Tha .
Sheena : ( Laughs ) Hehe…Thankuuuu !!!
Prem : Your Welcome !
Sheena : ( Laughs ) Hehe..Meleko..Ab..Nini .. Aa Rahi Hai…Hehe !!!
Prem : To So Jao !
Sheena : ( Laughs ) Hehe….Meleko..Lolly Sunaona !!!
Prem : Lolly ? Oh Lorry ! OK ! Aap Late Jaiye !
Sheena Haste haste Prem Ki Godi Me Apna Sar Rakh Deti Hai .
Jo Prem Kuch Der Pehle Kayi Logo Ka Gala Kaat Raha Tha Woh Ab Ek Ladki Ke Baal Bana Raha Tha aur Usko Lori Suna Raha Tha .
Kuch Hi Der Me Sheena Ko Nind Aa Jaati Hai . Wo Prem Ka Haath Kas Ke Pakad Ke So Jaati Hai .
Prem Halke Se Apna Hath Hilane Ki Koshish Karta Hai Par Sheena Ne Use Bahut Kas Ke Pakda Hua Tha .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kaha Fas Gaya Yaar Mai !
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*Next Morning*
Location : Devgarh
Puri Raat us Room Me Koyi Nahi Soya Tha . Subah Ho Chuki Thi Par Prem aur Sheena Ki Koyi Khabar Nahi Aayi .
Sandhya Ka Ro-Ro Kar Bura Haal Ho Chuka Tha . Indravardhan Ne Sabhi Ko Apne Room Me Jaakar So Jaane Ke Liye Kaha Tha Par
Indravardhan : 7 Baj Chuke Hai ! Hume Lagta Hai Ab Hume Hi Jaipur Ke Liye Nikal Jana Chahiye!
*Phone Rings*
Indravardhan Apni Jeb Se Apna Mobile Nikalta Hai Aur Screen Par Dekhta Hai .
Indravardhan : Inspector !
*Call Accepts*
Indravardhan : Boliye Inspector ! Kya Khabar Hai ? Kuch Pata Chala ?
Inspector : Namaskar Hukum ! Aapse isi Ke Bare Me Kuch Baat Karni Thi !
Indravardhan : Boliye ! Kuch Khabar Mili Aapko ?
Inspector : Abhi Humari Team Petrolling Par Hi Gayi Thi ! Jaipur Waale Raste Par Hume Ek Laash Mili Hai ! Pocket Me ID Mili Hai Jipar Prem Likha Hai !
Ye Sunte Hi Indravardhan Ke Pairo Tale Zameen Hil Gayi Thi .
Inspector : Prem Mehra Tha Ya Prem Mohra !
Indravardhan : P..Prem Mehra ???
Inspector : Ji Aap Jaldi se Thane Aa Jaiye Body Ko Cross Check Karne !
*Call Cuts*
Tirumala : Kya Hua ? Prem Ke Baare Me Kuch Pata Chala ?
Indravardhan : ( Hesitates ) Haa…Woh
Sandhya : Bataiye Na Papa !
Indravardhan : Bas Kuch Formalities Ke Liye Police Station Jana Padega ! Waha Se Prem Ki Khoj Me Hum Aage Jayege !
Indravardhan Fauran Us Room se Baahar Nikalta Hai aur Police Station Jaane Ke Liye Nikal Jaata Hai . Uska Dil Bhi Bahut Tezi Se Dhadak Raha Tha . Uske Muh Par Shikan Saaf Rahi Thi .
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Subah- Subah Jaldi Prem Ki Neend Khul Jaati Hai . Prem Sheena Ko Daboch Kar Soya Hua Tha . Prem Ki Aadat Thi Ki Wo Jab Bhi Kisi Ke Saath Sota Tha , Usko Pura Jakad Leta Tha .
Prem Sheena Ko Apne Se Alag Karta Hai Air Khada Ho Jaata Hai . Prem Waha se Baahar aa Jaata Hai
Prem : Shitt Yaar Mobile Bhi Car Me Hi Reh Gaya ! Ab Tak To Woh Bhi Tut Chuka Hoga ! Bas Uparwale Ab isse Zyada Aur Kuch Bura Mat Karna !
Itihas Gawaah Hai , Jab Bhi Koyi Vyakti Sochta Hai Ki Ab Isse Zyada Kya Hi Bura Hoga , Uparwala Usko Apne Ego Par Le Leta Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar Saamne Se Aa Rahi Ek Open Jeep Par Padti Hai . Prem Apna Haath Dikhakar Usko Rokne Ka Ishara Karta Hai . Wo Puri Jeep Full Thi .
Wo Jeep Prem Ke Pass Rokta Hai .
Aadmi 1 : Haa Chore Kayi Vyo ?
Wo Aadmi Rajasthani Language Me Baat Kar Raha Tha .
Prem : Devgarh Tak Jaa Rahe Ho Kya ?
Aadmi 1 : Na Chore !
Aadmi 2 : Thu Yu Vata Thu Atte Kayi Karro ??
Prem Ko Thodi Thodi Rajasthani Samajh Aati Thi Par Bolne Nahi Aati .
Prem : Wo Mai Yaha Fas Gaya Hu ! Aapka Mobile Milega Ek Call Karna !
Aadmi 3 : Haa Chore Mali Jayega ! Pela Ye Vata Tharo Name Kayi Hai ?
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kitni Panchayat Hai Isko !
Prem : Prem Mehra ! Son Of The Rajveer Mehra !
Aadmi 2 : Bhaisaab Yo Choro Wois Hai ! Jo Raate Shaadi Pu Bhagyo Ho !
Aadmi 1 : To Pakdo Ande !
Jeep Me Karib 5 Log Bethe Hue The . Sabhi Apni Guns Nikal Kar Prem Ki Taraf Point Kar Dete Hai .
Prem : Wtf ?? Me Koyi Shaadi Se Nahi Bhaga !
Prem Ki Taraf 5 Guns Point Thi . Wo Yaha Koyi Galti Nahi Karna Chahta Tha . Prem Agar Unke Nazdeek Hota To Baat Kuch Alag Hoti Par Abhi Dono Ke Beech Itna Distance Tha Ki Prem Thoda Sa Bhi Hilta Aur Agle Pal Woh Swarg Me Naagin Dance Kar Raha Hota .
Ek Aadmi Aakar Prem Ko Jabardasti Jeep Me Bithata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Meri Kismat Hi Kharaab Hai ! Ek Problem Khatam Nahi Hoti Ki Dusri Token Lekar Waiting Line Me Wait Hi Kar Rahi Hoti Hai ! Bhabhi Bhi Andar Hi Hai ! Pata Nahi Kaha Fas Gaya Mai !!!
Jeep Karib Aadhe Ghante Baad Ek Ghar Ke Baahar Aakar Ruk Jaati Hai . Wo Ghar Ek Dum Kisi Shaadi Ki Tarah Saja Hua Tha . Prem Filhaal Paramda Gaav Me Khada Hua Tha .
Aadmi 1 : Chaal Andar !
Wo Sab Log Prem Ko Pakad Ke Andar Leke Jaate Hai .
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Location : Police Station , Devgarh
Indravardhan : Nahi ! Ye Humare Prem Nahi Hai !
Inspector : Sorry Hukumsa ! Lagta Hai Name Ki Wajah se Confusion Ho Gaya ! Iska Name Prem Mohra Hai !
Indravardhan : Humare Bacche Ka Name Prem Mehra Hai !
Inspector : Sorry Hukumsa ! Hawaldaar…Body Ko Post Martam Ke Liye Lekar Jao !
Hawaldaar : Ji Sir !
Indravardhan Ke Jaan Me Jaan Ab Aayi Thi .
Indravardhan : CHANDRESH !!
Chandresh : Ji Hukumsa !
Indravardhan : Har Jagah Humare Aadmiyo Ko Bhej Do ! Mujhe Kisi Bhi Haal Me Jaldi se Jaldi Prem aur Sheena Bitiya Chahiye ! JALD SE JALD !!!
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Wo 5 Log Gun Ke Saath Prem Ko Ek Chote se Ghar Ke Andar Lekar Jaate Hai . Waha Sirf Ek Hi Kamra Tha Jaha Ek Khatiya ( Bed ) Thi Jispar Ek Bujurg Aadmi Lete Lete Apni Aakhri Saanse Hi Gin Raha Tha . Us Room Me Kuch Aur Bhi Log The .
Wo Saare Log Prem Ko Us Bujurg Aadmi Ke Pass Lekar Jaate Hai .
[ Now Rajasthani Language Will Also Be Translated in Hindi ]
Aadmi 2 : Bauji ! Hum Pakad Kar Le Aaye Aapke Hone Waale Daamad Ko Jo Baarat Hi Nahi Lekar Aaya !
Waha Maujood Sabhi Prem Ki Taraf Dekhne Lagte Hai . Waha Kuch Aaurate Bhi Bethi Huyi Thi . Unke Beech Me Ek Ladki Shaadi Ke Kapdo Me Baithi Huyi Thi . Sabhi ne Ghunghat Pehne Hue The . Kisika Chehra Nahi Dikh Raha Tha .
Prem : Aree Me Nahi Bhaga Kisiki Shaadi Se ! Aapko Shaayad Galat Fehmi Ho Gayi Hai !
Wo Bujurg Aadmi Dheere Dheere Khatiya Par Uthkar Bethta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Isko Dekhkar Lagta Nahi Ki Ye Aaj Ka Din Bhi Survive Kar Payega !
Wo Bujurg Aadmi Prem Ki Taraf Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hai Par Use Sabkuch Dhundhla Hi Dikhayi De Raha Tha . Use Theek se Prem Ka Chehra Bhi Nahi Dikh Raha Tha .
Is Bujurg Aadmi Ka Name Amaranth Gavaria Tha .
Aadmi 1 : Bauji Aap Abhi Batao ! Shaadi Karwani Hai Ya Abhi Isko Zinda Dafnade !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ab Ye Saale Prem Mehra Ko Maarege ! Mere Pass Abhi Meri Gun Hoti To Tum Sabki Laash Yahi Bichata ! Prem Ek Baat Humesha Yaad Rakhna , Always Carry a Gun !
Prem : Me Koyi Shaadi Waadi Nahi Karne Waala ! Aur Me Koyi Shaadi se Nahi Bhaaga , Aapko Shayad Galat Fehmi Ho Gayi Hai ! Mera Piccha Chod Do Bas !
Amaranth Gavaria Apne Haath Jod Deta Hai .
Amaranth : Beta ! Me Tumhare Saamne Haath Jodta Hu ! Meri Poti Se Shaadi Karlo ! Uske Saath Ye Julm Mat Karo !
Prem : Dekhiye Aap Please Mere Saamne Haath Mat Jodiye ! Aap Mujhse Umra Me Bade Hai ! Me Bas Ye Keh Raha Hu Ki…
Amaranth : ( Cough )
Prem Apni Baat Saamne Rakh Hi Raha Tha Ki Amaranth Ko Khaasi Aane Lag Jaati Hai . Wo Waapas Let Jaata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kaha Fas Gaya Mai !!!!
Amaranth : Ab Humari Ijjat Tumhare Haath Me Hai !
Aadmi 1 : Bauji Mandap Abhi Bhi Taiyaar Hi Hai ! Pandit Ko Abhi Pakad Kar LA Dege aur Baaki Samigri Bhi Hum La Dege !
Aadmi 2 : Haa Me Bablu Pandit Ko Utha Kar Leke Aata Hu !
Aadmi 1 : Haa Ja ! Aap Sab Jaakar Dulhan Ko Taiyar Kardo !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ek To Pata Nahi Ye Chal Kya Raha Hai ? In Logo Ko Aesa Kyu Lag Raha Hai Ki Me Dulha Hu ? Me Kab Bhaaga ? Ye Kya Shakal Bhi Nahi Pehchaan Paa Rahe Hai Kya ? Kya Pata Kis Aafat Ko Mere Gale Baandh Rahe Hai ?
Prem : Dekhiye ! Mere Name Hai Prem Mehra ! Prem Mehra ! Prem Mehra ! Shayad Aap Mujhe Koyi Aur Samajh Rahe Hai !
Aadmi 1 : Ab Thamja Bhai ! Ab To Shaadi Ho Kar Rahegi ! Humare Gaanv Me Kabhi Bhi Koyi Shaadi Nahi Tuti Hai , Aaj Bhi Nahi Tutegi !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Aasmaan Se Gira Aur Khajur Me Atka ! Meri Kismat Hi Kharaab Hai !
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Jaha Prem Apni Kismat Ko Kaus Raha Tha To Wahi Sheena Bhi Aaram se Ghode Bechkar So Rahi Thi .
Thodi Der Me Uski Bhi Neend Khul Jaati Hai .
Sheena : ( Sar Pakadte Hue ) Aah..Mera Sar !!
Sheena Apna Sar Pakadte Hue Apne Aas Pass Dekhti Hai .
Sheena : Prem ?? PREM !!!
Sheena Khadi Hoti Hai aur Baahar Aa Jaati Hai.
Sheena : ( Mann Me ) Prem Kaha Hai ??
Sheena Ko Ek Police Jeep Aati Huyi Dikhti Hai.
Sheena Usko Apna Hath Dikhakar Rokti Hai .
Wo Jeep Aakar Sheena Ke Pass Rukti Hai .
Hawaldaar 1 : Aree…Ye Yahi Madam Hai ! Dekho Yahi Photo Hai !
Hawaldaar 2 : Haan ! Madam Aapka Name Kya Hai ?
Sheena : Sheena Mehra !
Hawaldaar 1 : Dekh Maine Bola Tha Na ! Madam Aapke Saath Ek Aur Aadmi Hoga Na ! Kya Name Tha ?
Hawaldaar 2 : Prem Mehra !
Sheena : Wo Kal Raat Tak To Mere Saath Hi Tha , Ab Pata Nahi Kaha Chala Gaya ! Hume Usse Dhundhna Padega !
Hawaldaar 1 : Madam ji Aap Jeep Me Baith Jaiye ! Aapko Abhi Ghar Pahuchana Jyada Jaruri Hai ! Prem Ko hum aur Humari Puri Team Dhundh Lege !
Sheena : Umm…Theek Hai !
Sheena Peeche Jeep Me Baith Jaati Hai .
Hawaldaar 2 : Chal Bhai Devgarh ! Sidha Hukumsa Ke Mahal Hi Le Lena !
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Prem Filhaal Mandap Me Baitha Hua Tha . Uske Sar Par Sehra Bandha Hua Tha . Uske Pass Me Hi Ek Ladki Ghunghat Pehne Dulhan Ke Jode Me Baithi Huyi Thi . Kayi Log Waha Maujood The .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Baad Me Divorce Dekar Isko Yahi Chod Duga ! Me Kisi Ko Apne Gale Nahi Bandhne Waala ! Aur Jab Isko Chodne Aauga Tab Saala Apni Gun Bhi Lekar Aauga ! Filhaal Iska Bhi Kuch Intezaam Karna Hi Hoga !
Pandit : Var Vadhu Phero Ke Liye Khade Ho Jaaye !
Prem aur Wo Ladki Khade Ho Jaate Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kahi Ye Koyi Bacchi To Nahi ? Rajasthan Me To Normal Hi Hai ! Par Height se To Theek Hi Lag Rahi Thi ! Mujhe Kya Lena Dena…Mujhe Ghanta Farq Nahi Padta , Me To Divorce Dekar Isko Waapas Chod Duga ! Ab Isse Zyada Bhi Kya Hi Bura Hoga !
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Aaj Ke Liye Bas Itna Hi , Like Ke Saath Saath Apna Review Bhi Jarur De Update Par . Kuch Doubt Ho To Puch Liya Karo , Mujhse Kya Hi Sharmana . Prem Mohra aur Amaranth Gavaria Ke Bare Me Update 19 Me Mention Hai To El Baar Recall Karne Ke liye Wo Bhi Check Out Kar Lena . Cheers
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Shaadi , Vidaai aur BT
[ Pandit : Var Vadhu Phero Ke Liye Khade Ho Jaaye !
Prem aur Wo Ladki Khade Ho Jaate Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kahi Ye Koyi Bacchi To Nahi ? Rajasthan Me To Normal Hi Hai ! Par Height se To Theek Hi Lag Rahi Thi ! Mujhe Kya Lena Dena…Mujhe Ghanta Farq Nahi Padta , Me To Divorce Dekar Isko Waapas Chod Duga ! Ab Isse Zyada Bhi Kya Hi Bura Hoga ! ]
Ab Aage :-
Shaadi 2 Logo Ko Ek Bandhan Me Baandhta Hai Maansik Bhi aur Shaaririk Bhi . Do Logo Ko Agle 7 Saal Janam Tak Saath Me Jod Deta Hai Parantu Prem Ke Liye Ye Sab Kuch Maayena Nahi Rakhta Tha .
Jab Prem School Me Tha Tab Usne Decide Kiya Tha Ki Wo Shaadi Karega To Sirf Pratibha se Hi . Par Misunderstanding Ki Wajah se Uska Dil Toot Chuka Tha . Uske Baad se Hi Prem ne Kabhi Pyaar Ko Jyada Seriously Liya Hi Nahi . Usne Kabhi Kisi Ke Liye Wesa Feel Hi Nahi Kiya Jesa Pratibha Ke Liye Kiya .
Bhale Hi Bangaluru Ke College Me Ho Yaa Massachusett Ke , Prem Ne Kayi Ladkiyo Ke Saath Shaaririk Sambhandh Banaye aur Kuch Ladkiyo se Shaadi Ka Waada Bhi Kiya . Par Usne Kabhi Nahi Socha Tha Ki Wo Pratibha Se Waapas Kabhi Takrayega .
Relation Ya Sex Ki Baat Alag Thi Parantu Pratibha Ke Hote Hue Shaadi Ke Liye Prem Kisi Aur Ke Baare Me Soch Bhi Nahi Sakta Tha.
Filhaal Prem Mandap Me Baitha Hua Tha . Usko Pata Bhi Nahi Chal Raha Tha Ki Uske Saath Ho Kya Raha Hai . Jab Kal Ghar se Nikla Tha To Woh Bachelor Tha Par Ab Uski Ek Wife Thi . Haalaki Prem Ke Liye Ye Bas Ek Haadsa Hai Jise Woh Jald Hi Bhulana Chahta Hai .
Phere Ho Chuke The , Mangalsutra aur Maang Me Sindoor Bhi Bhar Diya Tha Prem ne Par Abhi Tak Prem ne Us Ladki Ki Shakal Nahi Dekhi Thi Jiske Saath Uski Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kese Bhi Karke Vrinda Dii Ko Contact Karna Padega !
Pandit : Vivaah Sampann Hua ! Var Vadhu Bado Ke Aashirwaad Le Lijiye !
Ladki Ke Saath Saath Prem Bhi Khada Ho Jaata Hai . Ladki Ke Pariwaar Me Sirf Uska Dada Amaranth Gavaria Hi Tha . Wo Ladki Aur Prem Uske Per Chu Lete Hai .
Jo Log Prem Ko Jeep Me Uthakar Leke Aaye The , Woh Sab Pathake Fodne Lagte Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) is Ladki Ko Ab Me Kaha Lekar Jau ??? Devgarh To Bilkul Bhi Nahi ! Mumbai Hi Chod Kar Waapas Aana Hoga Lagta Hai !
Prem Apne Mann Ke Vicharo Me Khoya Hua Hi Tha Ki Prem Ke Pass Ek Aadmi Aata Hai . Prem Ne Use Pehli Baar Hi Dekha Tha .
Aadmi : Jijaji ! Chaliye ! Aapka Khaana Mere Ghar Par Hai Abhi ! Vidaai 2 Ghante Baad Hogi !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Thodi Der Kahi Beth Hi Jaata Hu !
Prem : Hmm ! Chal !
Prem us Aadmi Ke Saath Chala Jaata Hai . Us Aadmi Ka Ghar Mandap Ke Pass Hi Tha . Wo Aadmi Prem Ko Apne Ghar Lekar aa Jata Hai aur Ek Chair Par Bitha Deta Hai .
Prem : Wese is Gaanv Ka Name Kya Hai ?
Aadmi : Paramda ! Aaiye Me Khaana Paros Deta Hu !
Prem : Nahi Mujhe Bhuk Nahi Hai !
Aadmi : ( Smiles ) Aree Jijaji Aap Pehli Baar Mere Ghar Aaye Hai ! Khaana To Khaana Hi Padega !
Prem : Wese Tumhara Name Kya Hai ?
Aadmi : Sanjay !
Prem : Tum Yaha Akele Rehte Ho ?
Sanjay : Nahi ! Humari Biwi Bacche Bhi Rehte Hai ! Abhi Woh Apne Maayke Gayi Hai !
Prem : Oh ! Wese Tumhare Pass Phone Hai , Mujhe Ek Call Karna Hai !
Sanjay : Telephone Hai ! Yaha Sabhi Garo Me Telephone Hi Hai !
Prem : Kisi Ke Pass Bhi Personal Mobile Nahi Hai ?
Sanjay : ( Smiles ) Nahi !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Smartphone Nahi Hai But AK47 Hai ! Waah !
Sanjay Prem Ko Apna Telephone Dikhata Hai .
Prem : Thanks Sanjay !
Prem Telephone Me Vrinda Ko Call Dial Karta Hai . Kuch Hi Pal Me Vrinda Call Pick Kar Leti Hai .
*On Call*
Prem : Hi Vrinda Dii ! Nanu Pritiyinda Matanaduttiddene !
Vrinda : PREMM !! KAHA HO TUM ??? Ek Second ! Tum Kannada Kyu Bol Rahe Ho ???
[ Kannada Language Translated into Hinglish ]
Prem : Aree Dii ! Me Yaha Ek Jagah Fas Chuka Hu !
Vrinda : Kya Hua ? Tum Bolo Me Abhi Aati Hu !
Prem : OK Pehle Meri Baat Suniye ! Me Aapko Shuru Se Sabkuch Batata Hu !
Prem Vrinda Ko Kannada Me Kal Se Jo Bhi Ho Raha Tha Sabkuch Bata Deta Hai . Woh Kannada Me isliye Baat Kar Raha Tha Taaki Sanjay Ko Uski Baat Samajh na Aaye . Prem aur Vrinda Dono Ko Hi Kannada Aati Thi .
Vrinda : FUCKKK !!! Itna Sab Kuch Ho Gaya ??
Prem : Haan !
Vrinda : To Ab Kya Karna Hai ? Yaha Sab Log Tumhare Bare Me Pareshan Hai ! Kal Raat Se Yaha Me Soyi Nahi Hu ! Abhi 10 Minutes Pehle Hi Tumhare Nanu Ko Call Aaya Tha Ki Unko Sheena Mehra Ka Pata Lag Gaya Hai ! Wo Unko Lekar Hi Aa Rahi Hai !
Prem : Nice ! Chalo Sheena Bhabhu To Ghar Pahuch Rahe Hai ! Ab Meri Baat Suniye ! Me is Ladki Ko Filhaal Apne Saath Devgarh To Bilkul Nahi Lekar Jaa Sakta ! Isko Mumbai Me Jo Naya Ghar Kharida Hai Na Waha Rakhna Hoga Kuch Samay Ke Liye !
Vrinda : Kuch Samay Ke Liye ? Uske Baad Kaha ? Mehra Mension ?
Prem : Nahi ! Uske Baad Divorce ! Me is Shaadi Ko Ghanta Nahi Maanta ! Bhaad Me Jaaye !
Vrinda : Umm..Okay ! To Ab Karna Kya Hai ?
Prem : Aapko Filhaal Yaha Paramda Gaanv Me Aana Padega ! Paramda ! Mere Pass Abhi Mere Mobile Nahi Hai So Aapse Jyada Contact Ho Nahi Payega !
Vrinda : Fir Uske Baad ?
Prem : Listen ! Abhi Aapko Bas Yaha Vidaayi Ho Jaye , Uske Baad Is Ladki Ko Jaipur Lekar Jaana Hai aur Ek Kisi Top Hotel Me Stay Karna Hai ! Yaha Se Mai Devgarh Jauga , Jo Bhi Kal Se Mere Liye Pareshan Hai Unse Milkar Dopahar Ko Jaipur Ke Liye Nikal Jauga ! Baaki Ka Me Aapko Waha Aakar Hi Batauga !
Vrinda : OK ! Paramda To Me Google Map Par Daalkar Aa Jaugi But Tum Ho Kaha ? Waha Kese Aaugi ?
Prem : 2 Min !
[ In Hindi ]
Prem : Sanjay ! Yaha Koyi Bus Station Hai ?
Sanjay : Ha Jijaji !
Prem : Thodi Der Baad Meri Ek Didi Aa Rahi Hai Car Me , Tum Unhe Yaha Le Aaoge ?
Sanjay : Theek Hai Jijaji !
Prem : Nice !
( On Call )
[ In Kannada ]
Prem : Haa Di Aap Paramda Ke Bus Station Par aa Jaiye ! Yaha se Me Ek Ladka Bhej Raha Hu Sanjay ! Wo Aapko Yaha Lekar Aa Jayega !
Vrinda : OK !
Prem : Haa Car Lekar Aana !
Vrinda : Ofcourse !
Prem : Bye !
*Call Cuts*
Vrinda : ( Mann Me ) Mujhe To Bye Bolne Deta !
Prem Sanjay Ke Saath Chair Par Beth Jaata Hai .
Sanjay : Aap Bethiye Me Khaana Paros Deta Hu !
Prem : Nahi Bhai ! Mujhe Bilkul Bhukh Nahi Hai !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Thoda Awkward Ho Jayega Agar Me isse Puchu Ki Meri Shaadi Jisse Huyi Uska Name Bata ! Rehne Hi Deta Hu !
Prem : Ye Amaranth Ji Ke Kuch Lagte Ho Kya Tum ?
Sanjay : Nahi ! Bas Hum Sabhi Gaanv Waalo Me Bada Bhaichara Hai !
Prem : Nice !
Karib 1 Ghante Baad Prem Sanjay Ko Bus Station Bhej Deta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Phew ! Ab Pehle Devgarh , Baad Me Mumbai , Fir Waapas Devgarh , Fir Waapas Mumbai aur Uske Baad Hyderbad Jana Hai Mujhe !
Thodi Hi Der Baad Vrinda aur Sanjay Bhi Aa Jaate Hai .
Vrinda : Prem !
Prem : Finally ! Nice !
Sanjay Wahi Khada Tha Isliye Dono Sirf Ek Dusre Ko Greet Hi Karte Hai .
Sanjay : Chaliye Jijaji ! Vidaai Hone Waali Hai !
Prem : Nice ! Tum Chalo Me Aata Hu !
Sanjay : Theek Hai !
Sanjay Waha se Baahar Chala Jaata Hai . Vrinda Aakar Prem Ko Hug Kar Leti Hai . Kuch Hi Pal Me Dono Alag hote Hai .
Vrinda : Ye Tumhara Shirt Haath se Laal Ho Raha Hai ! Abhi Bhi Khoon Aa Raha hai Kya ?
Prem : Leave It !
Vrinda : OK ! Badi Chachi Bahut Zyada Hi Chinta Me Hai ! Ro - Ro Kar Unka Bura Haal Ho Chuka Hai!
Prem : Meri Mom Bhi Na ! Aesi Hi Hai ! Kuch Jaldi Hi Emotional Ho Jaati Hai !
Vrinda : Ab Mujhe Ye Batao Ki Jaipur Jaane Ke Baad Kya Karna Hai !
Prem : OK To Suniye ! Yaha se Mai Devgarh Jauga , Uske Baad Shaam Tak Jaipur Aakar Waha se Jaldi Pahuchne Ke Liye Ek Private Chopper Book Kar Luga ! Airplane se Jaa Sakte Hai But Fir is Ladki Ka Passport Kaha se Layege ! Isliye Chopper se Jald Hi Mumbai Pahuch Jaayege , Waha se is Ladki Ko Mumabi Me Jo Naya Bungalow Kharida Hai Usme Chodkar Waapas Aa Jayege !
Vrinda : Bas Aese Hi ? Us Ladki Ki To Nayi Shaadi Huyi Hai Na ! Usko Kesa Lagega Ki Uska Pati Usko Shaadi Ke Pehle Do Din Me Hi Ek Ghar Me Chod Kar Chala Jaye !
Prem : Dii Usko Kya Lage Usse Mujhe Ghanta Farq Nahi Padta ! Bhaad Me Jaaye Woh ! Yaha Meri Zindagi Pehle Se Hi Bahut Uljhi Huyi Hai , Faaltu Me Iska Bojh Me Nahi Utha Sakta !
Vrinda : Your Decision ! Jo Tum Chaho !
Prem : Ab Baahar Chalte Hai !
Vrinda : Haan !
Prem aur Vrinda Baahar aa Jaate Hai .
Prem : Aap Car Thoda Us Taraf Le Aaiye ! Vidaai Se Sidha isi car Me Beth Kar Jayege !
Vrinda : () Hmm ! Mujhe Laga Tha Ki Pehle Humari Shaadi Hogi Par Ab Tumhari Pehli Shaadi Me Driver Bankar Reh Chuki Hu !
Prem : Nice ! Ab Jaiye Na !
Vrinda : OK !
Vrinda Waha se Chali Jaati Hai . Prem Bhi Waha se Aage Chala Jaata Hai .
Ab Samay Tha Vidaai Ka . Is Samay Jis Ladki Ki Shaadi Huyi Hoti Hai Usko Apna Bura Bachpan Apni Aankho Ke Saamne Dikh Raha Hota Hai . Abhi Tak Ki Apni Zindagi Ke Bitaye Hue Sare Pal Usko Apni Aankho Ke Saamne Dikhayi Dete Hai .
Ye Samay Tha Us Jagah Se Jaane Ka Jaha Usne Apna Pura Bachpan Bitaya , Apne Parents Ka Saath Chod Ek Nayi Zindagi Chalu Karne Ka .
Jis Ladki Ki Prem Ke Saath Shaadi Huyi Thi Filhaal Uske Saath Bhi Yahi Ho Raha Tha . Bahut Kam Umra Me Hi Usne Apne Maa Baap Ko Kho Diya Tha . Pariwaar Ke Name Par Sirf Dadaji Hi The Jisne Isko Paala .
Prem Abhi Wahi Khada Tha . Kayi Log Waha Jama Hue The . Abhi Vidaai Ka Samay Tha . Kayi Aurate Rote Rote Vidaa Kar Rahe The . Wah Ladki Bhi Fut Fut Kar Rone Lagti Hai .
Sabhi Se Milne Ke Baad Aakhir Me Wo Apne Dadaji Se Milti Hai . Amaranth Ke Liye Wo Uski Poti Nahi , Beti Hi Thi .
Bahut Kam Mauke Hote Hai Jab Koyi Mard Rota Hai aur Unme Se Ek Waqt Hota Hai Unki Beti Ki Vidaai .
Jab Wah Ladki Amaranth Se Gale Milkar Fut Fut Kar Roti Hai Tab Amaranth Ke Aansuo Ki Dhaara Bhi Behne Lagti Hai .
In Dono Ko Dekh Waha Har Kisi Ki Aankh Nam Ho Chuki Thi . Prem Bhi Bas Un Dono Ko Fut Fut Kar Rote Hue Hi Dekh Raha Tha .
Aakhir Me Kuch Log Beech Me Aakar Dono Ko Chup Karwate Hai . Prem Bhi Jaakar Amaranth Ke Aashirwaad Le Leta Hai .
*15 Minutes Later*
Prem , Vrinda aur Woh Ladki Teeno Car Me Baithe Hue The . Vrinda Car Drive Kar Rahi Thi aur Prem us Ladki Ke Saath Peeche Betha Hua Tha .
[ Kannada Language Translated Into Hinglish ]
Prem : Dii ! Ab Plan Me Thoda Change Hai !
Vrinda : Kyu ?
Prem : Are Iske Dada Ne Bola Hai Ki Kal Isko Waapas Lana Padega ! Koyi Pagphere Ki Rasam Ke Liye !
Vrinda : To Fir Ab Kya Karna Hai ?
Prem : Gaadi Sidha Jaipur Jaane Dijiye ! Aur Aap Apna Mobile Dijiye ! Me Zara Nanu Se Baat Kar Leta Hu !
Vrinda : Mere Pass Unka Number Nahi Hai !
Prem : Aajkal Aapke IQ Ko Kya Ho Chuka Hai ? Ghar Me Aur Bhi To Log Rehte Hai ! Prerna Ko Call Karuga To Wo Bhi Baat Karwa Legi !
Vrinda : Yeah ! Sorry !
Vrinda Prem Ko Apna Mobile De Deti Hai . Prem Ke Side Me Hi Wo Ladki Bethi Huyi Thi . Use Kuch Bhi Samajh Nahi Aa Raha Tha Ki Dono Kya Baat Kar Rahe Hai Kyunki Dono Hi Kannada Language Me Baat Kar Rahe The .
Prem Prerna Ko Call Karta Hai .
*On Call*
[ in Hindi ]
Prerna : Hello ! Haan Vrinda Dii !
Prem : Haan ! Prerna ! Me Bol Raha Hu ! Prem !
Prerna : BHAI AAP ??
Prem : Haan Mai ! Nanu se Zara Baat Karwana Meri !
Prerna : Aap Hain Kaha ?? Aur Vrinda Dii Se Kaha Mile ??
Prem : Wo Sab Me Baad Me Bata Duga Pehle Meri Nanu Se Baat Karwa !
Prerna : OK !
Prerna Apne Room se Baahar Nikal Kar Baahar Jaati Hai aur Indravardhan Ko Dhundhti Hai Par Woh Kahi Nahi Milte .
Prerna : ( Hafte Hue ) Bhai….Nanu To Nahi Mil Rahe !
Prem : OK ! Nanu Ka Mobile Number Send Kar Mujhe !
Prerna : OK ! Aap Bataiye Na ! Aap Safe Hai Na ?
Prem : Ofc ! Kisiki Majaal Prem Rajveer Mehra Ka Baal Bhi Waaka Kar Sake !
Prerna : Aap Jaldi Se Yaha Aa Jaiye !
Prem : Kal Aauga Mai !
Prerna : Kyu ?? Aapko Pata Hai Yaha Sab Kitna Pareshan Hai Aapke Liye !!
Prem : Haan ! Kuch Jaruri Kaam Hai Mujhe ! Wo Karne Ke Baad Kal Aauga !
Prerna : Kya Kaam Hai ?
Prem : Tu Kya Karegi Jaan Kar ? Me Kal Aauga ! OK !
*Call Cut*
Prerna : ( Mann Me ) Bhaiya Sach Me Badal Chuke Hai ! Ab Toh Meri Puri Baat Bhi Nahi Sunte !
Prerna Vrinda Ke Mobile Par Indravardhan Ka Number Bhej Deti Hai .
*Notification*
*Message Received By Prerna Mehra*
Prem : Dii ! Car Rokiye !
Vrinda : Kya Hua ?
Prem : Zara Rukiye ! Me Zara Baahar Nanu Se Baat Karke Aata Hu !
Vrinda : Haan !
*Car Stops*
Prem Gate Khol Baahar Chala Jaata Hai aur Indravardhan Ko Call Karta Hai .
Vrinda Apne Piche Mudkar Dekhti Hai . Waha Shaadi Ka Joda Pehen Gunghat Pehne Huyi Uske Saamne Wah Ladki Bethi Huyi Thi .
Vrinda : Mere Name Vrinda Hai ! Me Prem Ke Bade Papa Ki Beti Hu !
Vrinda Apni Taraf se Conversation Start Karti Hai Par Wah Ladki Kuch Nahi Bolti Hai .
Vrinda : ( Mann Me ) Kahi Aesa To Nahi Ki Ye Bol Nahi Sakti !!!
Vrinda : Wese Aapka Name Kya Hai ??
Ladki : ( Hesitates ) M..Mamta !
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[ Vrinda : ( Mann Me ) Kahi Aesa To Nahi Ki Ye Bol Nahi Sakti !!!
Vrinda : Wese Aapka Name Kya Hai ??
Ladki : ( Hesitates ) M..Mamta ! ]
Ab Aage :
Prem Car Me se Baahar Utar Kar Indravardhan Ko Call Karta Hai .
*On Call*
Indravardhan : Hello !
Prem : Hello Nanu ! Hum Prem Bol Rahe Hai !
Indravardhan : PREM !! KAHA HAI AAP ??
Prem : Nanu Mai Abhi Jaipur Me Hu !
Indravardhan : JAIPUR ? Waha Kya Kar Rahe Hai Aap ? Aap Jaldi se Devgarh Aaiye ! Nahi Aap Rukiye ! Hum Khud Aate Hai Waha Aapko Lene !
Prem : Nahi Nanu ! Iski Koyi Jarurat Nahi Hai ! Humne Bas Ye Kehne Ke Liye Call Kiya Hai Ki Hum Ekdum Safe Hai ! Hume Kuch Zaruri Kaam Hai Isliye Hum Parso Hi Waapas Aa Payege !
Indravardhan : PARSO ?? KYU ??
Prem : Wo Hum Sab Aapko Baad Me Bata Dege ! Bahut Kuch Baatchit Karni Hai Hume Aapse Par Woh Hum Aapko Baad Me Batayege ! Filhaal Vrinda Dii Bhi Mere Saath Hi Hai ! Hum Dono Saath Me Hi Waapas Aayege !
Indravardhan : Thik Hai ! Par Parso Hi Sangeet Ki Rasm Hai !
Prem : Usse Pehle Aa Jayege Hum ! Aap Mom Ko Bhi Bata Dena Zyada Tension Na Le ! Hum Ek Dum Safe Hai ! Bye !
*Call Cuts*
Prem Aakar Waapas Car Ke Pass Aakar Vrinda Ke Pass Aa Jata Hai .
Prem : Aap Piche Beth Jaiye ! Let Me Drive !
Vrinda : OK !
Vrinda Car se Utar Kar Piche us Ladki Ke Saath Beth Jaati Hai . Prem Driver Seat Par Beth Car Drive Karne Lagta Hai .
[ Kannada Language Translated into Hinglish ]
Prem : Dii ! Aapke Pass Paise Kitne Hai ?
Vrinda : Abhi ? Hai Mere Pass Around 10 Lakhs Hai Bank Account Me ! Aur Credit Card Bhi Hai !
Prem : Mere Saare Debit and Credit Card Devgarh Me Mere Bag Me Hi Pade Hai ! Ek Credit Card Lekar Gaya Tha Jaipur Kal , Ab Credit Card Bhi Gaya aur Mobile Bhi Gaya ! UPI Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta !
Vrinda : Mere Mobile Dena ! Me Online Hi Room Book Kar Leti Hu !
Prem : OK !
Prem Vrinda Ko Uska Mobile De Deta Hai .
Prem : Hotel RC Me Mat Karwana ! Kisi Dusre 5 Star Hotel Me Karwa Dena !
Vrinda : OK !
Prem : Fuel To Complete Hai Na Car Main ?
Vrinda : Haan ! Ek Dum Full Hai !
Prem : Nice ! Seatbelt Pehen Lena !
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Location : Trivikram's Secret Base , Hyderabad
[ Telugu Language Translated into Hinglish ]
Trivikram : Koyi Khabar ?
Aadmi : Wo Kerela Ka Jo Consignment Tha Woh Complete Ho Gaya !
Trivikram : Selva Ki Koyi Khabar ?
Aadmi : Nahi !
Trivikram : ( Gusse Me ) TO KYA KAR RAHE HO TUM LOG !! EK MAMULI LADKE KA PATA NAHI LAGA PAA RAHE !!
Trivikram Ko Bahut Pehle Hi Uske Logo se Khabar Mil Gayi Thi Ki Uske Aadmi Jo Usne Master Ke Ghar Me Chode The Woh Sabhi Maare Gaye . Uske Baad se Hi Trivikram Bechain Ho Chuka Tha . Wo Jald se Jald Selva Ko Maarna Chahta Tha .
Aadmi : Ek Khabar Mili Hai ! In Sab Cheezo Me Selva Akela Nahi Hai ! Uske Saath Aur Bhi Kayi Log Shaamil Hai !
Trivikram : Hume Laga Hi Tha ! Ek Kaam Karo ! Jitne Bhi Log Selva Ko Dhundhne Ke Liye Yaha se Nikle Hai Unhe Waapas Se Bula Lo !
Aadmi : Theek Hai !
Trivikram : ( Smiles ) Ab Mujhe Apna Brahmastra Hi Nikalna Padega ! SAMURAI ASSASSINS Ke Pure Group Ko Ab Bulana Hi Padega !
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Kuch Hi Ghante Me Car Jaipur Me Thi . Vrinda Ke Bataye Hotel Par Woh Pahuch Jaate Hai . Prem Car Ko Parking Me Park Dono Ko Saath Me Lekar Andar Aa Jata Hai . Prem Saath Me Hi Mamta Ka Ek Chota Sa Bag Apne Hath Me Pakad Leta Hai Jisme Uske Kapde The .
Vrinda Jaakar Room Keys Le Leti Hai . Bellboy Aakar Prem se Bag Rakhne Ke Liye Kehta Hai Par Prem Mana Kar Deta Hai .
Vrinda Aakar Ek Room Key Card Prem Ko De Deti Hai aur Ek Apne Pass Rakhti Hai .
[ Kannada Language Translated into Hinglish ]
Prem : Aapne Kitne Room Book Kiye ??
Vrinda : ( Smiles ) 2
Prem : Dii Yarr 3 Karne The !
Vrinda : ( Smiles ) Suhagraat Hai Aaj Tumhari ! Bhale Hi Kuch Bhi Ho ! Honeymoon Suit Book Kiya Hai Tumhare Liye !
Prem : ( Irritates ) Wtf ??? Kya Yaar Dii ! Ek Kaam Kijiye ! Aap Us Honeymoon Suit Me Chale Jaiye , Me Isko Lekar Normal Suit Me Chala Jaata Hu !
Vrinda : ( Smiles ) Nahi ! Tum Isko Lekar Honeymoom Suit Me Hi Jaoge ! Me Normal Wale Me Jaa Rahi Hu ! Bichari Kabka Ghoonghat Dale Chupchaap Khadi Hai ! Kuch Nahi To Iska Ghoonghat To Uthana aur Kuch Baate Karna !
Prem : ( Smiles ) Let's see ! Iska To Pata Nahi But Aaj Aapke Saath Suhagraat Manane Ka Man Kar Raha Hai !
Vrinda : ( Blushes ) Pass Me Hi Tumhari Biwi Khadi Hai aur Uske Saamne Hi Mere Sath Suhagraat Ki Baat Kar Rahe Ho !
Prem : ( Smiles ) Isko Kannada Kya Hi Samajh Aayegi ! Kab se Bas Ghunghat Daale Chupchaap Khadi Hai ! Mujhe To Ye Bhi Nahi Pata Iska Name Kya Hai ?
Vrinda : Mamta Name Hai ! Pucha Mene ! Abhi Chalo ! Apne Apne Room Me !
Prem : Haan !
Teeno Waha se Elevator Me Upar Chale Jaate Hai . Mamta Chupchaap Bas Piche Chal Rahi Thi Prem Ke . Usko Bilkul Samajh Nahi Aa Raha Tha Ki Prem aur Vrinda Kya Baat Kar Rahe Hai . Wo Bas Chupchaap Chal Rahi Thi .
Vrinda Waha se Prem Ko Bye Bol Ek Suite Me Chali Jaati Hai .
Prem Key Card Par Room No. Dekhte Dekhte Ek Suite Me Aa Jata Hai . Mamta Bhi Chupchaap Uske Piche Hi Aa Rahi Thi .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kesa 5 Star Hotel Hai ? Television Hai Ya Purane Zamane Ka Dibba ? Par Room Kuch Zyada Hi Acha Sajaya Hua Hai ?
Mamta Bhi Room Ke Andar Aa Jati Hai . Prem Jaakar Gate Band Kar Leta Hai .
[ In Hindi ]
Prem : Mai Aaya Abhi !
Prem Washroom Me Chala Jata Hai aur Washroom Use Karne Lagta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Cigarette Abhi Honi Chahiye Thi ! Bahut Awkward Lag Raha hai Abhi ! Anyways Prem Focus !
Prem Halka Hokar Hand Wash Karke Baahar aa Jata Hai .
Mamta Bed Par Ek Dum Saj Sawarkar Ghunghat Pehne Huyi Bethi Huyi Thi . Usko Dekhte Hi Prem Ko Ehsaas Ho Gaya Tha Ki Mamta Ghunghat Uthwane Ke Liye Bethi Huyi Thi .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Isko Kuch Gift Bhi Dena Hi Padega Muh - Dikhayi Ka ! Mere Pass To Abhi Kuch Hai Bhi Nahi ! Hmm !
Prem Apne Haath Me se Apni Ek Ring Nikal Deta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ye Unisex Diamond Ring Hi De Deta Hu !
Prem Mamta Ke Liye Apne Hath se 5 Lakh Ki Diamond Ring Nikal Kar Apni Pocket Me Rakh Leta Hai .
Prem Mamta Ke Pass Jata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Meri Kyu Dhadkane Tez Ho Rahi Hai ! PREM FOCUS !!!
Prem Mamta Ke Pass Jata Hai aur Beth Jata Hai .
Prem Dheere Dheere Apne Hath Mamta Ke Ghoonghat Ke Pass Lekar Jata Hai aur Uska Ghoonghat Utha Dete Hai .
Is Chehre Me Ek Alag Sa Hi Noor Tha . Ek Alag Hi Chamak thi in Aankho Me ! Kisi Ki Bhi Un Aankho Se Nazar Hat Hi Nahi Sakti Thi .
Ye Honth Kisi Gulaab Ke Phool se Bhi Zyada Komal The . Ek Alag Hi Tarah Ka Tej Tha is Chehre Par .
Kuch Pal Ke Liye Prem Bhi Un Aankho Ko Bas Dekhta Rehta Hai . Kuch Pal Baad Woh Mamta Ko Ghoorna Band Kar Deta Hai ..
Prem : ( Mann Me ) FOCUS PREM FOCUS !!
Mamta Aage Badh Prem Ke Per Chuti Hai .
Prem : ( Achanak se )AREE….ARE…ARE… Kya Kar Rahi Ho ????
Prem Bed se Khada Ho Jata Hai .
Prem : Kya Kar Rahi Ho Yaar !
Mamta : Hum To Bas Aapke Per Chu Rahe The Swami !
Prem : Swami Nahi ! Prem ! Prem Rajveer Mehra ! Tum Mujhe Prem Mehra Keh Sakti Ho ! Wese Tum Prem Bhi Keh Sakti Ho !
Mamta : ( Nazare Jhukate Hue ) Aap Humare Swami Hai !
Prem : Me Sirf Ek Hi Swami Ko Jaanta Hu Aur Woh Hai Swami Vivekanand ! Me To Mehra Hu ! Prem Mehra !
Mamta : Aap Humare Swami Hai ! Pati Parmeshwar Hai Aap Humare !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kitne Bhaari Bhaari Shabd Bolti Hai Yeh !
Prem : Anyways !
Prem Mamta Ke Pass Jata Hai aur Beth Jata Hai .
Prem : Ye Sab Baate Chodo ! Mere Pass Tumhare Liye Ek Gift Hai !
Prem Apni Jeb Se Diamond Ring Nikalta Hai .
Prem : Meri Taraf se Ye Chota Sa Gift !
Prem Mamta Ko Wo Ring Batata Hai .
Mamta : Hume Ye Nahi Chahiye ! Hume Kuch Aur Chahiye !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kuch Aur ? Saala Mujhe Lag Hi Raha Tha Ye Golddigger Hai ! Koyi Na , De Dege Thoda Gold Dig Kar Ke !
Mamta : Hume Bas Aapke Charno Ki Dhul Chahiye !
Prem : WTF ????????? I Mean Kya ? Kya Chahiye ??
Mamta : Hume Bas Aapki Charno Ki Dhul Chahiye !
Prem : ( Hesitates ) K..K..Kya Karogi Mere Charno Ki Dhul Ka ???
Mamta : Hum Apni Maang Bharege Usse !
Prem : Waha Sindoor Lagta Hai ! Woh Me Aaj Humari Shaadi Ke Mandap Me Tumhe Laga Chuka Hu ! Waha Sindoor Hi Rehne Do !
Mamta : Uske Saath Me Hi Hum Aapke Charno Ki Dhul Bhi Lagana Chahte Hai ! Aakhir Aap Humare Pati Parmeshwar Hai Swami !
Prem : Umm…Wo Kya Hai Na ! Me Abhi Per Dho Kar Aaya Hu ! Waha Koyi Dhul Hai Hi Nahi Ab ! Jab Dhul Hogi To Me Jama Kar Luga ! Theek Hai ?
Mamta : ( Nods in Agreement )
Prem : Good ! Abhi Dinner Ka Time Ho Chuka Hai ! Me Tumhare Liye Khaana Lekar Aata Hu ! Batao Kya Khaaogi ?
Mamta : Jo Bhi Aap Khayege !
Prem : Me To Kabhi Kabhi Sirf Hawa Hi Khaata Hu ! Abhi Ye Batao Tum Kya Khaaogi ?
Mamta : Jo Bhi Aap Khayege !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ye Kya Cheez Hai ????
Prem : Acha Ye Batao Veg Khaaogi Yaa Non Veg ?
Mamta : Jo Bhi Aap Khayege !!
Prem : ( Mann Me ) FUCKKKK OFF !!!!!!! Control Prem Control !!!
Prem : Me Aata Hu Dinner Lekar !
Mamta : Jesa Aap Kahe Swami !
Prem Room se Baahar aa Jata Hai aur Baahar se Gate Lock Kar Deta Hai Key Card Se . Prem Waha se Vrinda Ke Room Ke Baahar aa Jata Hai aur Gate Par Knock Karne Lagta Hai .
Kuch Hi Pal Me Vrinda Gate Khol Deti Hai .
Vrinda : ( Smiles ) Itni Jaldi Aa Gaye ! Wese Kya Kya Hua ?
Prem Room Ke Andar Aa Jata Hai .
Prem : Naa Hi Puche To Behtar Hai !
Vrinda : ( Smiles ) Kyu ? Bataona Kya Hua ??
Prem Vrinda Ko Saari Baat Batata Hai .
Vrinda : ( Smiles ) Swami Prem Mehra ! Aapki Jai Ho !
Prem : Dii Yaar ! Plz ! Just Stop That ! Me Pehle Se Hi Bahur Irritate Ho Chuka Hu !
Vrinda : ( Smiles ) OK ! Me Tumhare Haath par First Aid Kar Deti Hu Jaha Cut Laga Hai !
Prem : Haan !
Prem Shirt Khol Deta Hai . Vrinda Prem Ke Haath Par First Aid Kar Deti Hai Aur White Bandage Roll Laga Leti Hai . Prem Waapas Shirt Pehen Leta Hai . Shirt Ke Hone Ki Wajah se Bilkul Nahi Pata Lag Raha Tha Ki Andar White Bandage Lagi Huyi Hai .
Vrinda : You Have To Be More Careful !
Prem : Haan ! Aap Room Service Me Call Kar Dinner Kar Lijiye ! Me Chalta Hu Ab !
Vrinda : Haan ! Akeli Hogi Woh !
Prem : Yep ! Bye ! Dinner Karke So Jana !
Vrinda : Haan !
Prem us Room se Baahar Chala Jaata Hai .
Vrinda : Ye To Ab Theek se Bye Bhi Nahi Karta !
Prem Waha se Fir se Apne Suite Me Aa Jata Hai . Prem Jese Mamta Ko Chod Kar Gaya Tha Wo Wese Ki Tese Bethi Huyi Thi .
Prem Andar Aakar Gate Band Kar Leta Hai .
Prem : Niche Dinner Nahi Hai ! Yahi se Manwana Padega ! Ab Mujhe Yeh Batao Tumhe Khaana Banana Aata Hai ?
Mamta : ( Niche Dekhte Hue ) Ji Swami !
Prem : Kya Banana Aata Hai ?
Mamta : Jo Bhi Aap Chahe Swami !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) AREEE !!!!! Isko Ungli Tedhi Kar Ke Puch Raha Hu Kya Khaayegi Fir Bhi Iski Sui Bas Ek Hi Jagah Tiki Huyi Hai !
Prem : Nice !
Prem Room Service Me Call Karta Hai .
*ON Call*
Prem : Hello Room Service ! Deliver 2 Rajasthani Thali Meal in Room No.333 !
Saamne se : OK Sir !
*Call Cuts*
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Iski Bichari To Pehli Shaadi Hai ! Kuch Gift To Dena Hi Padega !
Prem Mamta Ke Pass Jata Hai aur Beth Jaata Hai . Prem Mamta Ka Haath Pakadta Hai aur Usko Wo Diamond Ki Ring Pehna Deta Hai .
Prem : Meri Taraf se Ye Gift ! Rakho ise ! Isme Tumhare Chehre Jitni Chamak To Nahi Hai Par Tumpar Khubsurat Lagege !
Mamta : ( Blushes )
*Knock* *Knock*
Prem Bed se Khada Hota Hai Aur Jaakar Gate Kholta Hai . Mamta Waapas Apna Ghunghat Pehen Leti Hai . Gate Kholte Hi Saamne Vrinda Khadi Huyi Thi .
Vrinda : Sorry For Disturbing ! Badi Chachi Ka Call Aaya Hai ! Call Hold Par Hai ! Unhe Tumse Abhi Ke Abhi Baat Karni Hai !
Prem : OK !
Prem : ( Mamta Se ) Me Abhi Aaya !
Prem Gate Band Kar Deta Hai . Tabhi Room Service Wala Order Lekar aa Jata Hai .
Prem : 2 Min Rukna Dii ! Haa Bhaiya ! Room Service !
Aadmi : Ji Sir !
Prem : Andar Aa Jaiye !
Prem Waapas Gate Khol Room Service Ko Andar Lekar Jaata Hai aur Meal Le Leta Hai . Room Service Wala Waapas Chala Jaata Hai .
Prem : Dinner Aa Gaya Hai ! Tum Khaana Start Kar Lo ! Me Abhi Aaya !
Prem Waha se Bahar Chala Jata Hai aur Gate Baahar se Lock Kar Deta Hai .
Vrinda Prem Ko Mobile Deti Hai . Prem Call Unhold Kar Deta Hai .
*On Call*
Prem : Hello !
Sandhya : PREM ! KAHA HO TUM ?????
Prem : Relax Mom ! Shaant Ho Jaiye ! Me Kisi Kaam Me Fas Gaya Tha ! Vrinda Dii Bhi Mere Saath Hi Hai !
Sandhya : KYA KAAM HAI ????
Prem : Aree Mom Hote Hai Kaam ! Dudh Pita Baccha Thodi Hu Mai ! Mujhe Bhi Bahut Jaruri Kaam Hote Hai ! Aap Tension Mat Lijiye ! Me Haldi Ki Rasm Me Aa Jauga !
Sandhya : NAHI ! Abhi Yaha Aa !!!
Prem : Sorry Mom ! Wo To Nahi Ho Sakta ! Anyways ! Aap Bilkul Tension Mat Lijiye ! Me Haldi Rasm Par Aa Jauga ! Abhi Aap Aaram se Dinner Kijiye aur So Jaiye !
*Call Cuts*
Vrinda : Tumhari Tone Kuch Zyada Hi Rude Thi !
Prem : I Don't Think So ! Ab Aap Jaiye aur Dinner Karke So Jaiye !
Prem Waha se Waapas Room Ke Andar Aa Jata Hai .
[ Character Introduction ~
Mamta Gavaria/Mehra ~ Age 22 . Bahut Choti Umra Me Hi Iske Maa-Baap Guzar Gaye The , Uske Baad se Hi Iske Dada Ke Saath Hi Rahi Hai . Beyhad Maasum Hai . Ab Prem Ki Wife Hai .
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Modi , Meloni aur Rajveer Mehra Ka Beta
[ Vrinda : Tumhari Tone Kuch Zyada Hi Rude Thi !
Prem : I Don't Think So ! Ab Aap Jaiye aur Dinner Kar So Jaiye !
Prem Waha se Waapas Room Ke Andar Aa Jata Hai . ]
Ab Aage :
Prem Room Ke Andar aa Jata Hai aur Gate Andar se Lock Kar Deta Hai .
Prem : Tumne Dinner Start Nahi Kiya !
Mamta : ( Niche Dekhte Huye ) Aapne Bhi Abhi Tak Khaana Nahi Khaaya Tha !
Prem Mamta Ke Pass aa Jata Hai aur Dono Ke Liye Food Serve Kar Leta Hai .
Prem : Chalu Karo !
Mamta : Pehle Aap !
Prem : Pehle Aap - Pehle Aap Nahi ! Me Bhi Apna Khaa Raha Hu ! Tum Bhi Apna Khaana Start Karo ! Jaldi !
Karib 15 Min Baad Dono Apna Dinner Khatam Kar Lete Hai .
Prem : ( Niche Dekhte Hue ) Aur Kuch Chahiye !
Mamta : Ji Nahi !
Prem Uthkar Saari Dishes Side Me Rakh Leta Hai aur Hands Wash Kar Deta Hai . Mamta Bhi Pehli Baar Bed se Uth Hands Wash Kar Deti Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Wese Sex To Kar Hi Sakte Hai ! Nahi ! Bas Kuch Samay Ki Hi Baat Hai ! Apna Isse Kuch Lena Dena Nahi Hai ! Sex To Kya ? Kiss Bhi Nahi Karna Chahiye !
Prem : Ab So Jaate Hai ! Kal Hume Waapas Tumhare Ghar Bhi To Jaana Hai Pagphere Ke Liye ! Uske Baad Shaam Ko Hum Mumbai Ke Liye Niklege ! Mera Ghar Wahi Hai !
Mamta : ( Nods in Agreement )
Prem : Good !
Mamta Bed Par Jaakar Let Jaati Hai
Prem Lights Off Kar Deta Hai aur Wahi Bed Par So Jata Hai . Dono Ke Bich Bahut Duri Thi .
Karib 12 Baje Achanak Mamta Ki Neend Khulti Hai . Woh Hilne Ki Koshish Karti Hai Par Hil Nahi Paati . Prem Use Puri Tarah se Jakad Kar Soya Hua Tha , Ek Dum Kas Ke Pakad Kar . Prem Ki Aadat Hi Thi . Wo Jab Bhi Kisike Saath Sota Tha , Wo Apne Aap Hi Usko Kas Ke Pakad Kar So Jata Tha .
Mamta Sharmaa Kar Waapas So Jaati Hai .
*Next Day*
Subah 4 Baje Hi Prem Ki Aankhe Khul Jaati Hai . Wo Ek Dum Chipak Kar Soya Hua Tha Mamta se . Prem Jhat se Khada Ho Jata Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ye Aadat Kisi Din Mujhe Marwayegi !
Prem Washroom Me Chala Jaata Hai .
Prem : Kapde To Hai Hi Nahi ! Naha Kar Waapas To Ye Nahi Pehen Sakta ! Fir se Paramda Bhi To Jaana Hai ! Filhaal Naha Kae Waapas Yahi Pehen Leta Hu ! Baad Me Naye Cloths Lekar Change Kar Luga !
*After 30 Minutes*
Prem Bathroom se Baahar aa Jata Hai aur Kapde Pehen Leta Hai Apne . Mamta Abhi Tak Soyi Huyi Thi . Sote Hue Bhi Uska Chehra Kisi Phool Ki Tarah Khil Khila Raha Tha
Prem Room Me Pade Telephone se Vrinda Ko Call Karta Hai .
*On Call*
Vrinda : ( Ubaasi Lete Hue ) Aaaaa…Hello !
Prem : Hello Dii ! Uth Gayi !
Vrinda : Tumhare Phone Ki Wajah se Hi Uthi !
Prem : Nice ! Ab Jaldi Fresh Ho Jaiye ! Kuch Time Baad Me Aapke Room Me Aata Hu !
Vrinda : Hmmm !!
Prem : Miss Vrinda Quick !!!
*Call Cuts*
Prem Room Me Padi Ek Chair Par Beth Jata Hai aur Kal Ka Pada Hindi Newspaper Padhne Lagta Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Modi aur Meloni Ka Rishta Hua Pakka ! Dono Desho Me Khushi Ka Maahol ! Twitter Per Trend Hua #Meloni ! Nice !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Bahu Meri Beti Nahi , Samdhan Dahej Deti Nahi Show Ki Bahu Ke Marne Ke Baad Pure Desh Ki Aaurato Ka Ro Ro Kar Hua Bura Haal ! Nice !
Karib Aadhe Ghante Baad Prem Vrinda Ke Baahar aa Jata Hai aur Knock Karne Lagta Hai . Kuch Hi Der Me Vrinda Gate Khol Deti Hai .
Vrinda : Good Morning !
Prem Room Ke Andar Jaata Hai . Vrinda Gate Lock Kar Deti Hai .
Prem : Ready !
Vrinda : Haan ! Par Jana Kaha Hai Abhi ? Abhi To Bas 5 Baj Rahi Hai !
Prem : Abhi To Kahi Nahi Par Aaj Bahut Kaam Hai ! Naya Mobile Lena Hai , Purani Sim No. Ki Hi Sim Kharidni Hai ! Chopper Book Karwana Hai Mumbai Jaane Wala ! Uske Baad Mamta Ko Lekar Paramda Bhi Jana Hai , Fir Shaam Ko Yaha se Mumbai Bhi Jana Hai .
Vrinda : OK ! Mere Pass To Abhi Kapde Bhi Nahi Hai ! Yahi Kapde Naha Kar Waapas Pehen Liye !
Prem : Mene Bhi ! Acha Yaad Dilaya , Bas Aaj Ke Liye Kapde Bhi Lene Hai Mujhe , Me 2 Din Se Yahi Kapde Pehne Hua Hu !
Vrinda : Waise Mene Ek Baat Notice Ki Hai !
Prem : Kya ?
Vrinda : Jabse Tum India Me Aaye Ho , Humne Jab Bhi Sex Karne Ka Try Kiya , Kuch Na Kuch Dikkat Aa Hi Rahi Hai ! Pehle Woh Shruti Ke Goli Lagi , Uske Baad Tumne Bola Kal Karege To Fir Tab Tum Bengaluru Chale Gaye ! Uske Baad Humne Try Kiya To Diya Aagayi aur Tumne Bola Ki Kal Karege To Kal Us Time Par Tum Raste Par The !
Prem : Baat To Sahi Hai !
Prem Vrinda Ko Apne Pass Khich Leta Hai aur Kiss Karne Lagta Hai .
*2 Minutes Later*
Prem Aur Vrinda Kiss Karna Band Karte Hai .
Vrinda : Abhi Isss Aage Nahi ! Mere Back Me Pain Ho Raha Hai !
Prem : Nice !
Vrinda : Har Cheez Me Bas Nice Hi Kehte Raho !
Prem : Breakfast Mangwa Du !
Vrinda : Abhi Nahi ! Me Baad Me Kar Lugi ! Aur Aaj Tumhe Mamta Ke Saath Breakfast Karna Chahiye ! Acha Lagega Use !
Prem : Nice !
Vrinda : Wese Khubsurat To Hai ! Raat Ko Kuch Hua Tumhare Bich Me ?
Prem : Nahi ! Hum So Gaye ! Aur Me Uske Saath Kuch Karne Bhi Nahi Wala !
Vrinda : Expected !
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*Yesterday*
Sheena Police Waalo Ke Saath Mahal Me Pahuch Jaati Hai . Saare Gharwaalo Ko Pata Chal Gaya Tha Ki Kal se Prem aur Sheena Ghar Nahi Pahuche . Sabhi Log Bade se Hall Me Hi The Siwaye Shailendra aur Shekhar Ke .
Filhaal Sheena Police Waalo Ke Saath Andar Aa Jaati Hai . Sabhi Log Uske Pass Jaate Hai .
Hawaldaar 1 : ( Haath Jodte Hue ) Ab Hum Chalte Hai Hukumsa !
Indravardhan : ( Nods in Agreement )
Dono Hawaldaar Waha se Chale Jaate Hai .
Sandhya : Mera Beta Kaha hai ?
Sheena : Mujhe Nahi Pata !
Sandhya : Kya Matlab Nahi Pata ! Tum Dono Saath Me The Na !
Sheena : Haan ! Kal Raat Tak Saath The ! Subah Jese Hi Meri Nind Khuli , Woh Waha Nahi Tha !
Indravardhan : Sandhya ! Wo Abhi Abhi Aayi Hai ! Chain Se Bethne Do Use ! Betho Beta !
Sheena Couch Par Beth Jaati Hai . Prerna Sheena Ko Paani Pilati Hai .
Indravardhan : Ab Jo Jo Hua Tha Hume Sab Batao !
Sheena : Ji ! Kal Raat Ko Hum Jaipur se Waapas Devgarh Hi Aa Rahe The ! Par Raste Par Achanak Se Humari Car Ulat Jaati Hai !
Waha Khadi Sabhi Logo Ki Aankhe Chodi Ho Jaati Hai .
Sandhya : KYAA ????
Sheena : Fir Jab Meri Aankh Khuli To Me Bandhi Huyi Thi , Prem Bhi Bandha Hua Tha aur Saath Me Kayi Aur Log Bhi Bandhe Hue The . Humare Saamne Kayi Log Koyi Hawan Kar Rahe The ! Thodi Der Baad Wo Log Ek Ek Karke Jitne Bhi Bandhe Hue Log The Sabhi Ke Gale Kaatne Lage !
Sandhya : KYAA ???? PREM KAHA HAI ????
Sheena : Badi Chachi Aap Shaant Ho Jaiye ! Pehle Meri Puri Baat Sun Lijiye ! Ek Ek Kar Wo Sabhi Logo Ko Maarne Lag Jaate Hai , Fir Prem Ki Baari Aati Hai ! Wo Log Prem Ko Bhi Maarne Hi Wale The Par
Kritika : Par Kya ? Prem Kaha Hai Bhabhi ?
Sheena : Par Prem Un Sabhi Logo Ko Maar Deta Hai .
*Silence*
Kritika : Aap Mazaak Kar Rahe Hai ?
Sheena : ( Nods in Disagreement )
Sheena : Pata Nahi Par Wo Karib 50 Log The aur Prem Akela ! Par Aakhir Me Prem Akela Hi Bacha Hua Tha ! Mene Sabkuch Apni Aankho se Dekha ! Sabkuch Bahut Bhayaank Tha ! Prem Sabke Gale Kaat Raha Tha ! Dekh Kar Aesa Lag Raha Tha Ki Jese Uske Liye Ye Roz Ka Kaam Ho !
Kritika : Aage Kya Hua ?
Sheena : Uske Baad Hum Log Waha se Chale Gaye ! Hume Ek Jhopdi Dikhi To Raat Gujarne Ke Liye Hum Dono Wahi So Gaye , Jab Mai Subah Uthi To Prem Waha Nahi Tha !
Indravardhan : RAJVEER MEHRA Ka Beta Hai ! Ye Sab Iske Khoon Me Hi Hai !
Ye Shabd Sandhya Ke Kaano Me Padti Hai To Uske Chehre Par Jo Lakeere Thi Wo Tanz Se Aur Bhi Kas Jaati Hai . Uske Andar Ki Jo Ghabrahat Thi Woh aur Bhi Badh Jaati Hai .
Sandhya Kabhi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Prem Apne Papa Rajveer Par Jaaye . Par Kudrat Ka Bhi Apna Hi Khel Tha . Prem Ke Liye Uske Papa Uske Idol The , Uske Hero The . Prem Humesh Se Hi Apne Papa Jesa Banna Chahta Tha .
Gungun : Prem Ne Akele Itne Sare Logo Ko Kese Maara ? Koyi Gun Thi Kya Uske Pass ?
Sheena : Nahi ! Koyi Nukila Hathiyaar Tha Uske Pass !
Gungun : To Ab Kya Prem Ko Jail Hogi ?
Indravardhan : Nahi ! Uski Fiqr Mat Karo ! Wo Sab Hum Sambhal Lege !
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*Today*
Prem Apne Room Me Waapas aa Jata Hai . Mamta Bhi Neend se Uth Chuki Thi . Prem Andar se Gate Lock Kar Deta Hai .
Prem : Uth Gayi ! Nice !
Mamta : Suprabhat !
Prem : Same !
Prem : Jaldi se Taiyar Ho Jao !
Mamta : Ji !
Mamta Bed se Khadi Ho Jaati Hai .
Prem : ( ishara Karte Hue ) Wo Bathroom , Toilet aur Bathtub Teeno Andar Hi Hai Waha !
Mamta : Ji !
Prem Kya Bolta Hai Woh Toh Mamta Ko Zyada Samajh Nahi Aata Par Prem Ne Jis Taraf Ishara Kiya Tha Woh Us Taraf Chali Jaati Hai . Mamta Ko English Samajh Nahi Aati Thi .
Mamta Bade se Bathroom Ke Andar aa Jati Hai.
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Gate To Band Kar Deti ! Anyways Apne Kya ?
Prem Wahi Chair Par Beth Jaata Hai .
Mamta Bathroom Ke Andar To Aa Jati Hai Par Use Kuch Samajh Nahi Aa Raha Tha . Usne Kabhi Bhi Shower Yaa Bathtub Me Nahi Naya Tha . Na Hi Kabhi Commode Use Kiya Tha .
Mamta Idhar Udhar Dekhne Lagti Hai . Woh Ek Nal Par Jese Hi Haath Rakhti Hai , Shower ON Ho Jaata Hai aur Uske Upar Paani Girne Lagta Hai. Mamta Achanak se Dar Jaati Hai aur Uske Muh se Cheekh Nikal Jaati Hai .
Cheekh Sun Prem Daudte Hue Bathroom Me Jaata Hai .
Prem : Kya Hua ?
Mamta : Woh….
Mamta Shower Ki Taraf Ishara Karti Hai .
Prem Shower Bandh Kar Leta Hai . Prem Samajh Gaya Tha Ki Mamta Ko Ye Sab Use Karna Nahi Aata Tha
Prem : Dekho ! Ye Shower Hai ! Is Cheez Ko Right Me Ghumaogi To Upar Se Paani Aayega ! Yaha Nahi Nahana To Waha Bathtub Hai ! Usme Aaram Se Let Jaana !
Prem Bathtub Ke Pass Jaakar Use Sabhi Cheez Batane Lagta Hai .
Prem : Samjhi !
Mamta : Ji !
Prem : Good ! Wo us Taraf Toothpaste and Brush Bhi Pade Hai !
Prem Fir Commode Ke Pass Jata Hai aur Mamta Ko Usse Kese Use Karna Hai Wo batane Lagta Hai .
Prem : Samjhi !
Mamta : Ji !
Prem : Gate Andar se Bandh Kar Dena !
Prem Bathroom Ke Baahar Aa Jata Hai . Mamta Gate Ke Pass Aakar Use Bandh Karne Ka Try Karti Hai Par Usse Bandh Nahi Ho Pata.
Prem Waapas Mamta Ke Pass aata Hai .
Prem : Isko Pakad Ke Gol Gumao Is Taraf ! Bas Yahi Karna Hai ! Samjhi !
Mamta : Ji !
Prem Waapas Baahar aa Jata Hai . Mamta Pehle Baahar aa Jati Hai aur Apne Beg Se Kapde Lekar Waapas Bathroom Me Aakar Gate Andar se Bandh Kar Deti Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) I'm Sure Isko Nahi Pata Hoga 69 Kya Hota Hai ? Doggy Ki Jagah Kutta Position Bolna Padega ! Ek Second , Me Ye Kyu Soch Raha Hu ? Apne Kya Lena Dena !!!
Prem Waapas Aakar Beth Jaata .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Ek Second ! OHHH FUCKKING SHITTTT !!!!! SHITTTT !!!!! SHITTT !! SHITTTT !!!!!!! WO PHOTO !! WO MERE POCKET ME HI THI !! Ek Second ! Phew !! Wo Photo To Mere Bag Me Hi Padi Hai ! Nice ! Heartattack Hi Aa Jata Hai Abhi Mujhe !
Prem Jis Tasveer Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha Woh Uske Liye Badi Maayne Rakhti Thi .
Prem Waha se Telephone Ke Pass Jata Hai aur Room Service Ko Call Kar Breakfast Mangwa Deta Hai .
*Kuch Der Baad*
Room Service Wala Breakfast Lekar Aa Jata Hai . Mamta Bhi Uske Kuch Der Baad Bathroom Se Baahar Aa Jati Hai .
Prem : Aajao Breakfast Karte Hai !
Mamta : Ji Swami !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Iski Maa Ka Swami !! Mere Maa Na Kitna Acha Name Rakha Mera Prem ! Aur Yeh Bas Swami !
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Aaj Ke Liye Bas Itna Hi , Like Karna aur Saath Me Apna Review Likhna Mat Bhulna . Congratulations To All Of You For , We Won T20I WC . But Sad For Also That Virat and Rohit Retired From T20I . Anyways Milege Jald Hi , Cheers
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