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[ Prem : Haaan Sanjay !
Sanjay : W..Woh Jeejaji !
Prem : Haan Bolo !
Sanjay : Amaranth Kaka Ab Nahi Rahe !!!! ]
Ab Aage :
Once Upon a Time.....There Lived a Ghost
Prem aur Mamta Dono Chopper Me Baithe Hue The . Prem ne Fauran Ek Chopper Hire Kar Liya Tha Jaipur Jaane Ke Liye . Prem ne Abhi Tak Mamta Ko Uske Dada Ke Baare Me Nahi Bataya Tha . Usko Samajh Nahi aa Raha Tha Ki Wo Usko Kese Bataye ?
Mamta Ki Health Jyada Achi Nahi Thi Jiski Wajah se Prem Sankoch Kar Raha Tha .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Abhi Tak To Woh Dead Body Waapas Paramda Lekar Chale Gaye Hoge ! Jaipur se Cab Karke Jaana Padega ! Ye Chopper To Sirf Jaipur Tak Hi Jaayega ! Mamta Ko Bhi Cab Me Hi Bata Duga !
*3 Hours Later*
Prem aur Mamta Jaipur Pahuch Chuke The . Mamta Ne Prem Ko Kuch Bhi Nahi Pucha Tha . Wo Bas Chupchaap Baithi Huyi Thi .
Waha Pahuch Kar Prem Mamta Ko Ek Wheelchair Ke Zariye Cab Me Bitha Deta Hai aur Sabse Pehle Ek Restaurant Lekar Jaata Hai .
Mamta Ne Kitne Hi Dino se Sirf Apple Hi Khaya Tha . Ise Dhyaan Rakhte Hue Sabse Pehle Prem Mamta Ko Ek Restaurant Me Lekar Jaata Hai Aur Usko Apne Haatho se Authentic Rajasthani Lunch Karata Hai . Lunch Ke Baad Prem Mamta Ko Uski Medicine De Deta Hai .
Prem Mamta Ko Waapas Waha se Cab Me Bitha Lete Hai . Prem Jaipur se Ek Wheelchair Bhi Kharid Leta Hai Mamta Ke Liye aur Fir Dono Waha se Paramda Ke Liye Nikal Jaate Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) I Think Ab Bata Dena Chahiya !
Prem : Mamta !
Mamta : J..Ji Swami !
Prem : Mamta Mujhe Sanjay Ka Call Aaya Tha ! Tumhare Pados Me Rehta Hai Jo ! Tumhare Dada Amaranth Gavaria Ki Maut Ho Chuki Hai ! Unko Dil Ka Daura Aaya Tha ! Hum Abhi Tumhare Gaanv Hi Jaa Rahe Hai !
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Location : Mumbai
Rohit College se Chutkar Sidha Apne Ghar Pahuchta Hai . Usko Roz Ki Tarah Ghar Jaane Ki Bahut Jaldi Thi . Wo Apne Aap Ko Control Nahi Kar Paa Raha Tha . Rohit Jald Mension Pahuchkar Apne Room Me Jaata Hai .
Rohit Apna Room Lock Karta Hai aur Sabse Pehle Apna Cupboard Kholta Hai aur Kuch Dhundhne Lagta Hai .
Parantu Bahut Dhundhne Ke Baad Bhi Rohit Ko Wo Cheez Nahi Mil Rahi Thi .
Rohit Paagalo Ki Tarah Pure Room Me Dhundhne Lagta Hai . Wo Apne Pocket Me se Inhaler Nikalkar Inhale Karta Hai aur Waapas Dhundhne Lagta Hai . Usne Pura Room Chhan Maara Tha . Wo Paseene se Bhig Chuka Tha .
*Knock* *Knock*
Rohit Apne Pass Padi Water Bottle Me se Paani Peeta Hai aur Jaakar Gate Kholta Hai .
Saamne Kritika Khadi Thi . Uske Haath Me Ek Chota sa Packet Tha .
Kritika : ( Packet Dikhate Hue ) Ise Dhundh Raha Hai ??
Rohit Samajh Jaata Hai Ki Uske Room se Cocaine Kaha Chala Gaya .
Kritika Room Me Aata Hai aur Gate Band Karta Hai .
*Slap*
*Slap*
Kritika : ( Gusse Me ) Kya Hai Yeh ??
Rohit : M..Mujhe Nahi Pata !
*Slap *
Kritika : ( Gusse Me ) Tere Room Me Kya Kar Raha Hai ??
Rohit : M..Mujhe Nahi Pata !
*Slap*
Kritika : ( Gusse Me ) JHOOT MAT BOL !!!
Rohit : W..W.Woh..
Kritika : ( Gusse Me ) Kabse Le Raha Hai ??
Rohit : E..Ek Mahine se !
Rohit Kritika Ke Haath se Wo Packet Cheen Leta Hai aur Waha se Bhaag Kar Bathroom Me Chala Jaata Hai .
Kritika Uske Piche Daudne Lagti Hai Par Usse Pehle Hi Rohit Gate Andar se Lock Kar Deta Hai .
Kritika Jor-Jor se Gate Knock Karne Lagti Hai .
Kritika : Rohit Gate Khol !! Dekh Ye Galat Hai ! Ye Sab Teri Health Ke Liye Bahut Bura Hai ! Ye Sab Cheeze Mansik Roop se Aapko Hilakar Rakh Deti Hai ! Rohitt ! Rohit..Open The Gate !
Wahi Andar Nashe Ka Sevan Karne Ke Baad Rohit Ka Jo Shareer Tadap Raha Tha , Woh Puri Tarah se Shaant Ho Gaya Tha aur Rohit Ki Aankhe Wahi Bandh Ho Jaati Hai aur Woh Wahi So Jaata Hai .
Kritika : ( Mann Me ) Me Isko Control Nahi Kar Sakti ! Naa Hi Mom-Dad Ko Batana Theek Rahega ! Ab Kya Karu Mai ?? Agar Ye Sab Cheez Chupa Bhi Lu To Yeh Kahi Baahar Jaakar Yeh Sab Karega ! Mujhe Kuch To Karna Hi Hoga !
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Mamta Fut-Futkar Ro Rahi Thi . Prem Ne Usko Apne Pass Rakha Hua Tha Aur Uska Sar Sehla Raha Tha Par Usko Chup Nahi Karwa Raha Tha .
Mamta Ka Ab is Duniya Me Koyi Bacha Tha Siwaye Prem Ke . Wahi Prem Jo Usko Divorce Dene Ki Soch Raha Hai .
Bachpan se Hi Amaranth ne Hi Mamta Ko Paal-Poskar Bada Kiya , Ek Maa aur Pita Dono Ka Pyaar Diya .
Kuch Hi Ghanto Me Prem aur Mamta Us Gaanv Me Pahuch Jaate Hai .
Prem Cab se Utar Sabse Pehle Wheelchair Nikalta Hai Aur Fir Mamta Ko Uspar Bitha Deta Hai . Prem Ne Cab Wale se Uske Personal No. Bhi Le Liye The Aage Ke Liye . Paise Lene Ke Baad Wo Cab Waala Waha se Chala Jaata Hai .
Mamta Wheelchair Par Bethi Huyi Thi Par Uske Aansu Nahi Ruk Rahe The . Wo Bas Roye Jaa Rahi Thi . Jyada Aawaz Nahi Kar Rahi Thi Bas Apne Andar-hi-Andar Roye Jaa Rahi Thi .
Prem Mamta Ke Saamne Aata Hai aur Apne Ghutno Par Bethta Hai . Prem Mamta Ke Aansu Pochta Hai .
Prem : Mamta ! Apne Aap Ko Sambhalo ! Ye Samay Tumhare Dada Ko Vida Karne Ka Hai ! Unka Antim Sanskaar Karna Hai ! Is Waqt Par Tumhe Apne Aap Ko Sambhalna Hoga !
Mamta : ( Rote Hue ) M..Mujhse Nahi Ho Raha !!!
Prem : ( Realize ) Koyi Baat Nahi ! Tum Bas Apne Dada Ke Saath Bitayi Achi Yaado Ko Yaad Karo !
Mamta : ( Rote Hue ) W..Woh G..Ghoonghat !
Prem : Hmm !
Prem Mamta Ko Uska Ghoonghat Pehna Deta Hai . Woh Waha se Khada Ho Jaata Hai aur Mamta Ki Wheelchair Ko Dheere Dheere Aage Lekar Jaane Lagta Hai .
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*2 Days Later*
Location : Mehra Mension , Mumbai
Sabhi Log Raat Ko Dinner Table Par Baithe Dinner Kar Rahe The .
Shakuntala : Prem Waapas Kab aa Raha Hai ?
Vrinda : Kuch Hafte Lag Jaayege Dadi !
Shakuntala : Kuch Hafte ?
Vrinda : Haan Woh Bas Onground Kuch Research Karni Thi aur Team Laid Karni Thi !
Shakuntala : In Sab Ki Kya Zarurat ? Humari Company To Hai Hi ! Uspar Hi Dhyaan Do !
Vrinda : Prem ne MIT se Padhai Ki Hai Na ! Waha Ke Bacche Aese Hi Hote Hai ! India Me Bacche College Me Internship Karte Hai aur MIT Ke Students College Me Hi Apna Startup Bana Bhi Dete Hai aur Bech Bhu Dete Hai ! Mene aur Prem ne Socha Ki Hum Bhi Ek Startup Khol Le , Baad Me Mai Usko Puri Tarah se Handle Kar Lugi ! Abhi Wo Meri Help Hi Kar Raha Hai ! Wo Baad Me Infocom Join Kar Lega !
Shakuntala : Mujhe Ye Sab Nahi Sunna ! Is Mahine Puneet Ka CEO Ka Term Bhi Khatam Ho Raha Hai , To Uske Khatam Hote Hi Prem Ko Naya CEO Announce Kar Lege Aur Ek Badi si Party Bhi Rakhege Company Ki Anniversary Par ! Mujhe 11 Taarikh Ko Prem Yaha Chahiye !
Vrinda : Usse Pehle To Wo Aa Jayega !
Shailendra : Baad Me Ye Startup Ko Bech Doge Yaa For Grow Karoge ?
Vrinda : Wo To Baad Me Dekhege !
Prerna : Bhaiya To Bilkul Dikhte Hi Nahi Hai !
Diya : Haan ! Bina Bataye Kahi Bhi Chale Jaate Hai !
Fany : Haan ! Unke Pass To Time Hi Nahi Rehta Humse Milne Ka !
Vrinda : ( Smiles ) Wo Aajaye Uske Baad 24×7 Usko Pakad Kar Rakh Lena ! Abhi Wo Bahut Busy Hai !
Diya : ( Mann Me ) Bhaiya Ka Kuch To Karna Padega ! Vrinda Dii se Thoda Dur Rakhna Padega !
Sandhya Bas Chupchaap Sabki Baate Sun Rahi Thi . Shayad Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Par Keh Nahi Paayi .
Shakuntala : Rohit Kaha Gaya ?
Amrita : Wo Apne Friend Ke Ghar Gaya Hai Group Study Ke Liye !
*30 Minutes Later*
Dinner Karne Ke Baad Vrinda Apne Room Me aa Jati Hai aur Prem Ko Call Karti Hai.
*On Call*
Prem : Haan Dii ! Boliye !
Vrinda : FUCK OFF !
*Call Cuts*
Prem : What The Fuck ???????
Prem Waapas se Vrinda Ko Call Karta Hai.
*On Call*
Prem : Kya Hua Dii ?
*Call Cuts*
Prem : What The Hell ! Bhaad Me Jaaye Bhencho ! Par Inko Achanak Kya Hua ??
Prem : ( Realize )
Prem Waapas se Vrinda Ko Call Karta Hai.
*On Call*
Prem : Hello ! Bolo Darling ! Kis Liye Call Kiya ?
Vrinda : ( Smiles ) Better !
Prem : Mujhe Ye Darling Bolna Sach Me Bada Cringe Lagta Hai !
Vrinda : Cringe Bolna Bhi Cringe Hota Hai !
Prem : Nice ! Ab Bataiye Kyu Call Kiya Tha ?
Vrinda : Waapas Kab Tak Aaoge ?
Prem : Lagbhag 2 Weeks Lagege !
Vrinda : 2 Weeks !! OK !
Prem : Yeah ! Aur Baaki Sab Badhiya ?
Vrinda : Haan ! Tum Batao ! Waha Kesa Chal Raha Hai ?
Prem : Quite Good ! Mamta Ka Haal Jyada Acha Nahi Hai ! Akele Bethe Bethe Roti Rehti Hai ! Usko Shaant Nahi Kara Sakta Koyi ! Me Bas Uske Pass Jaake Baith Jaata Hu !
Vrinda : Aur Baaki Sab Kesa Lag Raha Hai ?
Prem : Mat Puchiye ! Yaha Logo Ke Pass Gun Hai Par Kisi Ke Ghar Me Comode Nahi Hai ! Yaha Aakar Indian Toilet Use Karne Ka Experience Jarur Aaya !
Vrinda : Kapdo Ka Kya Hua ? Tum To Kapde Lekar Hi Nahi Gaye The !
Prem : Haan Me Kal Sanjay Ke Saath Jaipur Gaya Tha Aur Kapdo Ki Shopping Kar Li Thi ! Mamta Ke Kuch Kapde Yahi The To Woh To Wahi Pehen Leti Hai !
Vrinda : To Tum Dono Wahi Saath Me Hi Sote Ho Na ?
Prem : Eventually Nahi ! Me Yaha Sanjay Ke Ghar Me Sota Hu ! Uski Wife Mamta Ke Saath Soti Hai ! Yeh Gaanv Chota sa Hai Isliye Pura Gaanv Hi Pariwaar Jesa Hai ! Me Jab Aaya Tab Pura Gaanv Waha Ro Raha Tha ! Shav Ka Deh Bhi Mene Hi Kiya Kyunki Yaha Aurato Ko Shamshaan Nahi Jaane Dete !
Vrinda : OK ! So Jaldi se Waapas Aajao ! Wese Me Kuch Soch Rahi Thi !
Prem : Irshad !
Vrinda : Hume Abhi Nahi Pata Ki Shekhar Ke Saath Uski Konsi Patni Judi Huyi Hai ? Amrita Chachi Yaa Fir Wo Parineeta ? Hume Dono Par Hi Shaq Hai ! Isliye Tumne Pehle Chachi Ko Haal Me Fasaya Aur Ab Parineeta Ko Fasaoge ! Par Me Ye Soch Rahi Thi Ki Agar Un Dono Me se Koyi Ek Bhi Nirdosh Hua To !
Prem : Aap Itna Kyu Soch Rahe Ho ? Kya Pata Agar Dono Hi Uske Saath Huyi To ? Par Agar Unme se Koyi Bhi Nirdosh Huyi To Sorry Bol Dege ! Aur Hum Kya Hi Kar Sakte Hai !
Vrinda : Wese Yaha 11 se Pehle Aajana ! 11 Taarikh Ko Tumhe CEO Announce Karege aur Ek Bahut Badi Party Bhi Rakhi Hai , Company Ki Anniversary Par !
Prem : Bilkul ! Wese Mujhe Kuch To Gadbad Lag Rahi Hai !
Vrinda : Kesi ??
Prem : Me Jese Hi America se Aaya , Ye Log Sidha Mujhe CEO Banana Chahte Hai ! Yaha Tak Ki Board Members Bhi Maan Gaye !
Vrinda : Mujhe Lagta Hai Ye Daadi Ka Decision Hoga ! Tum Unke Favourite Ho ! Shayad Wahi Tumhe Seedha CEO Banta Dekhna Chahti Ho !
Prem : Shayad Aap Sahi Ho Sakte Ho ! Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega !
Vrinda : Aur Batao !
Prem : Aur Kuch Bhi Nahi ! Bas Sojao Ab !
Vrinda : Aese Hi Baate Karte Raho ! Acha Lagta Hai !
Prem : Bye !
Vrinda : Bye ! Take Care !
*Call Cuts*
Jaha Vrinda Apne Room Me Thi Wahi Rohit Mension Se Bahut Dur Ek Car Me Baitha Hua Tha .
Saath Me Hi Uske Uski Hi College Ka Ek Senior Betha Hua Tha Jo Khud Nashe Ka Sevan Nahi Kar Raha Tha Par Rohit Ko Jarur Provide Kara Raha Tha .
[ CHARACTER INTRODUCTION :
Yash Oberoi : Rohit Ke Hi College Me Hai . Pichle 4 Saal se Final Year Me Hi Hai .Raees Baap Ki Aulaad . Isi Ne Rohit Ko Un Teen Ladko se Bachaya Tha Jo Rohit Ko Pareshan Kar Rahe The .{Update 1}
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Yash : Ye Le ! Kaafi Relaxed Feel Hoga ! Ek Dum Maza Aajayega !
Yash Ek Injection Rohit Ke Haatho Me De Deta Hai .
Rohit Pehle Apna Inhaler Nikal Kar Inhale Karta Hai aur Fir Wo Injection Inject Kar Deta Hai .
Injection Lete Hi Rohit Ki Aankhe Bandh Ho Jaati Hai . Wo Ek Alag Hi Duniya Me Pahuch Chuka Tha . Dheere Dheere Wo Drug Uske Pure Shareer Par Kaabu Paa Raha Tha .
Yash : ( Mann Me ) Dheere Dheere Jese Jese Din Beetege , Iska Pura Dimaag Khokhla Hota Jayega ! Mehra Family Ka Chiraag Mera Paaltu Hoga ! Mera Plan To Achi Tarah se Jaa Raha Hai ! I Hope 1847 aur 1947 Ka Plan Bhi Sahi Jaa Raha Ho ! Ek Baar Dad Ko Call Kar Deta Hu ! Wese Bhi Ye Lodu Kuch Sun Nahi Paayega Abhi !
Yash Apna Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Apne Dad Ko Call Karta Hai .
*On Call*
Yash : Hello Dad !
Yash Father : Haan !
Yash : Mai Drugs Ka Overdose Dete Jaa Raha Hu ! Sab Kuch Plan Ke According Ho Raha Hai !
Yash Father : Achi Baat Hai ! Ab Jaldi Hi Mehra Mension Me Bhi Apne Paanc Jamana Chalu Kardo !
Yash : Bilkul Dad !
Yash Father : Yaad Rahe….Wo Rajveer Mehra Ka Ghar Hai ! Galti Ki Koyi Bhi Gunjaayish Nahi Honi Chahiye !
Yash : Dad….Rajveer To Mar Chuka Hai ! Chill !
Yash Father : Beta…. HE WAS A GHOST AND GHOST NEVER DIE !!!!!!
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Location : Rajasthan
Prem aur Sanjay Dono Sanjay Ke Ghar Ki Chatt Par So Rahe The . Maccharo Ki Wajah se Prem Ko Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thi .
Sanjay : Kuch Chahiye Jeeja Ji !
Prem : Nahi ! Wese Tum Kya Kaam Karte Ho ?
Sanjay : Me Kisaan Hi ! Kheti Karta Hu ! Apne Pariwaar Ke Saath-Saath Pure Desh Ka Pet Paalta Hu !
Prem : Good ! Bahut Acha ! Wese Ghar Acha Hai Tumhara !
Sanjay : Ye Mere Baapu ne Banaya Tha ! Unki Aakhri Nishani Hai Yeh ! Bahut Acha Insaan Tha Mera Baapu !
Prem : Sabke Papa Ache Hote Hai ! Mere Papa Bhi Bahut Ache The ! Bahut Zyada Ache The ! Yaa Yu Kahu Ki Sabse Zyada Ache ! Mere Papa Sabse Best The !
Sanjay : Lagta Hai Aap Apne Papa Se Kuch Zyada Hi Nazdeek The !
Prem :
Haan ! Is Duniya Me Mai Apne Papa se Sabse Zyada Pyaar Karta Tha Aur Karta Hu ! Mere Liye Mere Papa Hi Mere Sabkuch Hai !
Sanjay : Wese Jarur Aapke Papa Bahut Ache Insaan Hoge !
Prem : Mujhe Ye Baat Kisine Batayi Thi ! ONCE UPON A TIME ……THERE LIVED A GHOST……. HE WAS THE DEATH… HE WAS MY FATHER !
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Aaj Ke Liye Bas Itna Hi , Like Karna aur Apna Review Dena Na Bhule . Aap Sabhi Ko Diwali Ki Hardik Shubhkamnaye and I Hope Aap Sabhi Apne Pariwaar Ke Saath Diwali Mana Rahe Ho . Milte Hai Jald Hi , Tab Tak Ke Liye , Happy Diwali
Mast update h bhai...Update 42
[ Prem : Haaan Sanjay !
Sanjay : W..Woh Jeejaji !
Prem : Haan Bolo !
Sanjay : Amaranth Kaka Ab Nahi Rahe !!!! ]
Ab Aage :
Once Upon a Time.....There Lived a Ghost
Prem aur Mamta Dono Chopper Me Baithe Hue The . Prem ne Fauran Ek Chopper Hire Kar Liya Tha Jaipur Jaane Ke Liye . Prem ne Abhi Tak Mamta Ko Uske Dada Ke Baare Me Nahi Bataya Tha . Usko Samajh Nahi aa Raha Tha Ki Wo Usko Kese Bataye ?
Mamta Ki Health Jyada Achi Nahi Thi Jiski Wajah se Prem Sankoch Kar Raha Tha .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Abhi Tak To Woh Dead Body Waapas Paramda Lekar Chale Gaye Hoge ! Jaipur se Cab Karke Jaana Padega ! Ye Chopper To Sirf Jaipur Tak Hi Jaayega ! Mamta Ko Bhi Cab Me Hi Bata Duga !
*3 Hours Later*
Prem aur Mamta Jaipur Pahuch Chuke The . Mamta Ne Prem Ko Kuch Bhi Nahi Pucha Tha . Wo Bas Chupchaap Baithi Huyi Thi .
Waha Pahuch Kar Prem Mamta Ko Ek Wheelchair Ke Zariye Cab Me Bitha Deta Hai aur Sabse Pehle Ek Restaurant Lekar Jaata Hai .
Mamta Ne Kitne Hi Dino se Sirf Apple Hi Khaya Tha . Ise Dhyaan Rakhte Hue Sabse Pehle Prem Mamta Ko Ek Restaurant Me Lekar Jaata Hai Aur Usko Apne Haatho se Authentic Rajasthani Lunch Karata Hai . Lunch Ke Baad Prem Mamta Ko Uski Medicine De Deta Hai .
Prem Mamta Ko Waapas Waha se Cab Me Bitha Lete Hai . Prem Jaipur se Ek Wheelchair Bhi Kharid Leta Hai Mamta Ke Liye aur Fir Dono Waha se Paramda Ke Liye Nikal Jaate Hai .
Prem : ( Mann Me ) I Think Ab Bata Dena Chahiya !
Prem : Mamta !
Mamta : J..Ji Swami !
Prem : Mamta Mujhe Sanjay Ka Call Aaya Tha ! Tumhare Pados Me Rehta Hai Jo ! Tumhare Dada Amaranth Gavaria Ki Maut Ho Chuki Hai ! Unko Dil Ka Daura Aaya Tha ! Hum Abhi Tumhare Gaanv Hi Jaa Rahe Hai !
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Location : Mumbai
Rohit College se Chutkar Sidha Apne Ghar Pahuchta Hai . Usko Roz Ki Tarah Ghar Jaane Ki Bahut Jaldi Thi . Wo Apne Aap Ko Control Nahi Kar Paa Raha Tha . Rohit Jald Mension Pahuchkar Apne Room Me Jaata Hai .
Rohit Apna Room Lock Karta Hai aur Sabse Pehle Apna Cupboard Kholta Hai aur Kuch Dhundhne Lagta Hai .
Parantu Bahut Dhundhne Ke Baad Bhi Rohit Ko Wo Cheez Nahi Mil Rahi Thi .
Rohit Paagalo Ki Tarah Pure Room Me Dhundhne Lagta Hai . Wo Apne Pocket Me se Inhaler Nikalkar Inhale Karta Hai aur Waapas Dhundhne Lagta Hai . Usne Pura Room Chhan Maara Tha . Wo Paseene se Bhig Chuka Tha .
*Knock* *Knock*
Rohit Apne Pass Padi Water Bottle Me se Paani Peeta Hai aur Jaakar Gate Kholta Hai .
Saamne Kritika Khadi Thi . Uske Haath Me Ek Chota sa Packet Tha .
Kritika : ( Packet Dikhate Hue ) Ise Dhundh Raha Hai ??
Rohit Samajh Jaata Hai Ki Uske Room se Cocaine Kaha Chala Gaya .
Kritika Room Me Aata Hai aur Gate Band Karta Hai .
*Slap*
*Slap*
Kritika : ( Gusse Me ) Kya Hai Yeh ??
Rohit : M..Mujhe Nahi Pata !
*Slap *
Kritika : ( Gusse Me ) Tere Room Me Kya Kar Raha Hai ??
Rohit : M..Mujhe Nahi Pata !
*Slap*
Kritika : ( Gusse Me ) JHOOT MAT BOL !!!
Rohit : W..W.Woh..
Kritika : ( Gusse Me ) Kabse Le Raha Hai ??
Rohit : E..Ek Mahine se !
Rohit Kritika Ke Haath se Wo Packet Cheen Leta Hai aur Waha se Bhaag Kar Bathroom Me Chala Jaata Hai .
Kritika Uske Piche Daudne Lagti Hai Par Usse Pehle Hi Rohit Gate Andar se Lock Kar Deta Hai .
Kritika Jor-Jor se Gate Knock Karne Lagti Hai .
Kritika : Rohit Gate Khol !! Dekh Ye Galat Hai ! Ye Sab Teri Health Ke Liye Bahut Bura Hai ! Ye Sab Cheeze Mansik Roop se Aapko Hilakar Rakh Deti Hai ! Rohitt ! Rohit..Open The Gate !
Wahi Andar Nashe Ka Sevan Karne Ke Baad Rohit Ka Jo Shareer Tadap Raha Tha , Woh Puri Tarah se Shaant Ho Gaya Tha aur Rohit Ki Aankhe Wahi Bandh Ho Jaati Hai aur Woh Wahi So Jaata Hai .
Kritika : ( Mann Me ) Me Isko Control Nahi Kar Sakti ! Naa Hi Mom-Dad Ko Batana Theek Rahega ! Ab Kya Karu Mai ?? Agar Ye Sab Cheez Chupa Bhi Lu To Yeh Kahi Baahar Jaakar Yeh Sab Karega ! Mujhe Kuch To Karna Hi Hoga !
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Mamta Fut-Futkar Ro Rahi Thi . Prem Ne Usko Apne Pass Rakha Hua Tha Aur Uska Sar Sehla Raha Tha Par Usko Chup Nahi Karwa Raha Tha .
Mamta Ka Ab is Duniya Me Koyi Bacha Tha Siwaye Prem Ke . Wahi Prem Jo Usko Divorce Dene Ki Soch Raha Hai .
Bachpan se Hi Amaranth ne Hi Mamta Ko Paal-Poskar Bada Kiya , Ek Maa aur Pita Dono Ka Pyaar Diya .
Kuch Hi Ghanto Me Prem aur Mamta Us Gaanv Me Pahuch Jaate Hai .
Prem Cab se Utar Sabse Pehle Wheelchair Nikalta Hai Aur Fir Mamta Ko Uspar Bitha Deta Hai . Prem Ne Cab Wale se Uske Personal No. Bhi Le Liye The Aage Ke Liye . Paise Lene Ke Baad Wo Cab Waala Waha se Chala Jaata Hai .
Mamta Wheelchair Par Bethi Huyi Thi Par Uske Aansu Nahi Ruk Rahe The . Wo Bas Roye Jaa Rahi Thi . Jyada Aawaz Nahi Kar Rahi Thi Bas Apne Andar-hi-Andar Roye Jaa Rahi Thi .
Prem Mamta Ke Saamne Aata Hai aur Apne Ghutno Par Bethta Hai . Prem Mamta Ke Aansu Pochta Hai .
Prem : Mamta ! Apne Aap Ko Sambhalo ! Ye Samay Tumhare Dada Ko Vida Karne Ka Hai ! Unka Antim Sanskaar Karna Hai ! Is Waqt Par Tumhe Apne Aap Ko Sambhalna Hoga !
Mamta : ( Rote Hue ) M..Mujhse Nahi Ho Raha !!!
Prem : ( Realize ) Koyi Baat Nahi ! Tum Bas Apne Dada Ke Saath Bitayi Achi Yaado Ko Yaad Karo !
Mamta : ( Rote Hue ) W..Woh G..Ghoonghat !
Prem : Hmm !
Prem Mamta Ko Uska Ghoonghat Pehna Deta Hai . Woh Waha se Khada Ho Jaata Hai aur Mamta Ki Wheelchair Ko Dheere Dheere Aage Lekar Jaane Lagta Hai .
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*2 Days Later*
Location : Mehra Mension , Mumbai
Sabhi Log Raat Ko Dinner Table Par Baithe Dinner Kar Rahe The .
Shakuntala : Prem Waapas Kab aa Raha Hai ?
Vrinda : Kuch Hafte Lag Jaayege Dadi !
Shakuntala : Kuch Hafte ?
Vrinda : Haan Woh Bas Onground Kuch Research Karni Thi aur Team Laid Karni Thi !
Shakuntala : In Sab Ki Kya Zarurat ? Humari Company To Hai Hi ! Uspar Hi Dhyaan Do !
Vrinda : Prem ne MIT se Padhai Ki Hai Na ! Waha Ke Bacche Aese Hi Hote Hai ! India Me Bacche College Me Internship Karte Hai aur MIT Ke Students College Me Hi Apna Startup Bana Bhi Dete Hai aur Bech Bhu Dete Hai ! Mene aur Prem ne Socha Ki Hum Bhi Ek Startup Khol Le , Baad Me Mai Usko Puri Tarah se Handle Kar Lugi ! Abhi Wo Meri Help Hi Kar Raha Hai ! Wo Baad Me Infocom Join Kar Lega !
Shakuntala : Mujhe Ye Sab Nahi Sunna ! Is Mahine Puneet Ka CEO Ka Term Bhi Khatam Ho Raha Hai , To Uske Khatam Hote Hi Prem Ko Naya CEO Announce Kar Lege Aur Ek Badi si Party Bhi Rakhege Company Ki Anniversary Par ! Mujhe 11 Taarikh Ko Prem Yaha Chahiye !
Vrinda : Usse Pehle To Wo Aa Jayega !
Shailendra : Baad Me Ye Startup Ko Bech Doge Yaa For Grow Karoge ?
Vrinda : Wo To Baad Me Dekhege !
Prerna : Bhaiya To Bilkul Dikhte Hi Nahi Hai !
Diya : Haan ! Bina Bataye Kahi Bhi Chale Jaate Hai !
Fany : Haan ! Unke Pass To Time Hi Nahi Rehta Humse Milne Ka !
Vrinda : ( Smiles ) Wo Aajaye Uske Baad 24×7 Usko Pakad Kar Rakh Lena ! Abhi Wo Bahut Busy Hai !
Diya : ( Mann Me ) Bhaiya Ka Kuch To Karna Padega ! Vrinda Dii se Thoda Dur Rakhna Padega !
Sandhya Bas Chupchaap Sabki Baate Sun Rahi Thi . Shayad Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Par Keh Nahi Paayi .
Shakuntala : Rohit Kaha Gaya ?
Amrita : Wo Apne Friend Ke Ghar Gaya Hai Group Study Ke Liye !
*30 Minutes Later*
Dinner Karne Ke Baad Vrinda Apne Room Me aa Jati Hai aur Prem Ko Call Karti Hai.
*On Call*
Prem : Haan Dii ! Boliye !
Vrinda : FUCK OFF !
*Call Cuts*
Prem : What The Fuck ???????
Prem Waapas se Vrinda Ko Call Karta Hai.
*On Call*
Prem : Kya Hua Dii ?
*Call Cuts*
Prem : What The Hell ! Bhaad Me Jaaye Bhencho ! Par Inko Achanak Kya Hua ??
Prem : ( Realize )
Prem Waapas se Vrinda Ko Call Karta Hai.
*On Call*
Prem : Hello ! Bolo Darling ! Kis Liye Call Kiya ?
Vrinda : ( Smiles ) Better !
Prem : Mujhe Ye Darling Bolna Sach Me Bada Cringe Lagta Hai !
Vrinda : Cringe Bolna Bhi Cringe Hota Hai !
Prem : Nice ! Ab Bataiye Kyu Call Kiya Tha ?
Vrinda : Waapas Kab Tak Aaoge ?
Prem : Lagbhag 2 Weeks Lagege !
Vrinda : 2 Weeks !! OK !
Prem : Yeah ! Aur Baaki Sab Badhiya ?
Vrinda : Haan ! Tum Batao ! Waha Kesa Chal Raha Hai ?
Prem : Quite Good ! Mamta Ka Haal Jyada Acha Nahi Hai ! Akele Bethe Bethe Roti Rehti Hai ! Usko Shaant Nahi Kara Sakta Koyi ! Me Bas Uske Pass Jaake Baith Jaata Hu !
Vrinda : Aur Baaki Sab Kesa Lag Raha Hai ?
Prem : Mat Puchiye ! Yaha Logo Ke Pass Gun Hai Par Kisi Ke Ghar Me Comode Nahi Hai ! Yaha Aakar Indian Toilet Use Karne Ka Experience Jarur Aaya !
Vrinda : Kapdo Ka Kya Hua ? Tum To Kapde Lekar Hi Nahi Gaye The !
Prem : Haan Me Kal Sanjay Ke Saath Jaipur Gaya Tha Aur Kapdo Ki Shopping Kar Li Thi ! Mamta Ke Kuch Kapde Yahi The To Woh To Wahi Pehen Leti Hai !
Vrinda : To Tum Dono Wahi Saath Me Hi Sote Ho Na ?
Prem : Eventually Nahi ! Me Yaha Sanjay Ke Ghar Me Sota Hu ! Uski Wife Mamta Ke Saath Soti Hai ! Yeh Gaanv Chota sa Hai Isliye Pura Gaanv Hi Pariwaar Jesa Hai ! Me Jab Aaya Tab Pura Gaanv Waha Ro Raha Tha ! Shav Ka Deh Bhi Mene Hi Kiya Kyunki Yaha Aurato Ko Shamshaan Nahi Jaane Dete !
Vrinda : OK ! So Jaldi se Waapas Aajao ! Wese Me Kuch Soch Rahi Thi !
Prem : Irshad !
Vrinda : Hume Abhi Nahi Pata Ki Shekhar Ke Saath Uski Konsi Patni Judi Huyi Hai ? Amrita Chachi Yaa Fir Wo Parineeta ? Hume Dono Par Hi Shaq Hai ! Isliye Tumne Pehle Chachi Ko Haal Me Fasaya Aur Ab Parineeta Ko Fasaoge ! Par Me Ye Soch Rahi Thi Ki Agar Un Dono Me se Koyi Ek Bhi Nirdosh Hua To !
Prem : Aap Itna Kyu Soch Rahe Ho ? Kya Pata Agar Dono Hi Uske Saath Huyi To ? Par Agar Unme se Koyi Bhi Nirdosh Huyi To Sorry Bol Dege ! Aur Hum Kya Hi Kar Sakte Hai !
Vrinda : Wese Yaha 11 se Pehle Aajana ! 11 Taarikh Ko Tumhe CEO Announce Karege aur Ek Bahut Badi Party Bhi Rakhi Hai , Company Ki Anniversary Par !
Prem : Bilkul ! Wese Mujhe Kuch To Gadbad Lag Rahi Hai !
Vrinda : Kesi ??
Prem : Me Jese Hi America se Aaya , Ye Log Sidha Mujhe CEO Banana Chahte Hai ! Yaha Tak Ki Board Members Bhi Maan Gaye !
Vrinda : Mujhe Lagta Hai Ye Daadi Ka Decision Hoga ! Tum Unke Favourite Ho ! Shayad Wahi Tumhe Seedha CEO Banta Dekhna Chahti Ho !
Prem : Shayad Aap Sahi Ho Sakte Ho ! Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega !
Vrinda : Aur Batao !
Prem : Aur Kuch Bhi Nahi ! Bas Sojao Ab !
Vrinda : Aese Hi Baate Karte Raho ! Acha Lagta Hai !
Prem : Bye !
Vrinda : Bye ! Take Care !
*Call Cuts*
Jaha Vrinda Apne Room Me Thi Wahi Rohit Mension Se Bahut Dur Ek Car Me Baitha Hua Tha .
Saath Me Hi Uske Uski Hi College Ka Ek Senior Betha Hua Tha Jo Khud Nashe Ka Sevan Nahi Kar Raha Tha Par Rohit Ko Jarur Provide Kara Raha Tha .
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Yash Oberoi : Rohit Ke Hi College Me Hai . Pichle 4 Saal se Final Year Me Hi Hai .Raees Baap Ki Aulaad . Isi Ne Rohit Ko Un Teen Ladko se Bachaya Tha Jo Rohit Ko Pareshan Kar Rahe The .{Update 1}
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Yash : Ye Le ! Kaafi Relaxed Feel Hoga ! Ek Dum Maza Aajayega !
Yash Ek Injection Rohit Ke Haatho Me De Deta Hai .
Rohit Pehle Apna Inhaler Nikal Kar Inhale Karta Hai aur Fir Wo Injection Inject Kar Deta Hai .
Injection Lete Hi Rohit Ki Aankhe Bandh Ho Jaati Hai . Wo Ek Alag Hi Duniya Me Pahuch Chuka Tha . Dheere Dheere Wo Drug Uske Pure Shareer Par Kaabu Paa Raha Tha .
Yash : ( Mann Me ) Dheere Dheere Jese Jese Din Beetege , Iska Pura Dimaag Khokhla Hota Jayega ! Mehra Family Ka Chiraag Mera Paaltu Hoga ! Mera Plan To Achi Tarah se Jaa Raha Hai ! I Hope 1847 aur 1947 Ka Plan Bhi Sahi Jaa Raha Ho ! Ek Baar Dad Ko Call Kar Deta Hu ! Wese Bhi Ye Lodu Kuch Sun Nahi Paayega Abhi !
Yash Apna Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Apne Dad Ko Call Karta Hai .
*On Call*
Yash : Hello Dad !
Yash Father : Haan !
Yash : Mai Drugs Ka Overdose Dete Jaa Raha Hu ! Sab Kuch Plan Ke According Ho Raha Hai !
Yash Father : Achi Baat Hai ! Ab Jaldi Hi Mehra Mension Me Bhi Apne Paanc Jamana Chalu Kardo !
Yash : Bilkul Dad !
Yash Father : Yaad Rahe….Wo Rajveer Mehra Ka Ghar Hai ! Galti Ki Koyi Bhi Gunjaayish Nahi Honi Chahiye !
Yash : Dad….Rajveer To Mar Chuka Hai ! Chill !
Yash Father : Beta…. HE WAS A GHOST AND GHOST NEVER DIE !!!!!!
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Location : Rajasthan
Prem aur Sanjay Dono Sanjay Ke Ghar Ki Chatt Par So Rahe The . Maccharo Ki Wajah se Prem Ko Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thi .
Sanjay : Kuch Chahiye Jeeja Ji !
Prem : Nahi ! Wese Tum Kya Kaam Karte Ho ?
Sanjay : Me Kisaan Hi ! Kheti Karta Hu ! Apne Pariwaar Ke Saath-Saath Pure Desh Ka Pet Paalta Hu !
Prem : Good ! Bahut Acha ! Wese Ghar Acha Hai Tumhara !
Sanjay : Ye Mere Baapu ne Banaya Tha ! Unki Aakhri Nishani Hai Yeh ! Bahut Acha Insaan Tha Mera Baapu !
Prem : Sabke Papa Ache Hote Hai ! Mere Papa Bhi Bahut Ache The ! Bahut Zyada Ache The ! Yaa Yu Kahu Ki Sabse Zyada Ache ! Mere Papa Sabse Best The !
Sanjay : Lagta Hai Aap Apne Papa Se Kuch Zyada Hi Nazdeek The !
Prem :
Haan ! Is Duniya Me Mai Apne Papa se Sabse Zyada Pyaar Karta Tha Aur Karta Hu ! Mere Liye Mere Papa Hi Mere Sabkuch Hai !
Sanjay : Wese Jarur Aapke Papa Bahut Ache Insaan Hoge !
Prem : Mujhe Ye Baat Kisine Batayi Thi ! ONCE UPON A TIME ……THERE LIVED A GHOST……. HE WAS THE DEATH… HE WAS MY FATHER !
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Thanks Naik Bhai ! Aajkal Ki Chidiya Bahut Hoshiyaar Ban Chuki Hai , Khet Ki Jagah Sidha Hotel se Daana Chugti Hai
