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Nice update....Update 45
Prem's Past Paranoid ~ 3
[ Prem Room Ke Andar Chala Jaata Hai . Waha Ek Aur Ladka Tha . Woh Chair Par Baithe-Baithe Juice Pee Raha Tha .
Prem : Hi ! Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Ladka : Hi ! RAJ AGGRAWAL Here !!!! ]
Ab Aage :
Prem : Hi Raj Agarwal !
Raj : Not Agarwal ! It's Aggrawal ! Raj Aggrawal !
Prem : Oh My Bad !
Raj : Kaha se Ho ??
Prem : Mumbai !
Raj : Me Bhi Wese Mumbai se Hi Hu Par Abhi Delhi Me Schooling Kar Raha Hoon !
Prem : Hercules ??
Raj : What ???
Prem : Kuch Nahi….Wo Bas Tumhari Tshirt Par Likha Tha ! Wese Konsa Sports Khelte Ho ?? Mai Badminton Ke Liye Aaya Hu ! Tum ??
Raj : Cricket !
Prem : Good !
Prem Apna Bag Side Me Rakh Deta Hai . Is Chote se Room Me Bhi Chote - Chote Teen Bed The .
Raj : Konsi Class Me Ho ??
Prem : ( Smile ) 12th ! You ??
Raj : Same !
Prem : To Tum Yahi Rehte Ho Delhi Me Family Ke Saath ??
Raj : Me Akela Hi Rehta Hoon Yaha ! Parents Mumbai Me Hi Rehte Hai !
Prem : Akele ? Nice ! Me To Shayad Kabhi Akela Nahi Reh Pau Apne Parents Ke Bagair !
Raj : Pehle-Pehle Aesa Lagta Hai Par Dheere Dheere Aadat Ban Jaati Hai ! Wese Video Call Par Ghar Par Baate Hoti Rehti Hai !
Prem : Good !
*Knock* *Knock*
Raj : Lagta Hai Teesra Member Bhi Aa Gaya ! AAJAO !!!!!
*Gate Opens*
Ek Ladka Room Me Apne Bag Ke Saath Enter Karta Hai
Woh Ladka Room Me Aata Hai aur Apna Bag Side Me Rakh Deta Hai .
Prem : Hi ! Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Raj : And Myself Raj Aggrawal !
Ladka : Myself Lakshya ! Lakshya Oberoi !
Raj : To Bed Decide Karle !
Prem : Sabhi Same Hi Hai…. Koyi Kuch Bhi Le Lo !
Raj : Yep !!!
Lakshya Jaakar Ek Bed Par Baith Jaata Hai .
Raj : Kaha se Ho Lakshya ?? Wese Mene Tumhe Shayad Kahi Dekha Hua Hai !
Lakshya : Mumbai !
Prem : Oh ! To Overall Hum Teeno Hi Mumbai se Hai Jo Delhi Me Mil Rahe Hai !
Raj : Haan Yaad Aaya ! Lakshya Oberoi ! The Famous Singer Cum Social Media Celebrity ! Meri GF Nikki Tumhari Fan Hai…Tumhare Aur Tumhare Troubling Trio Group Ki…..Par Khaas Kar Tumhari Fan Hai !
Lakshya : Thanks ! But Wo Group Ab Bandh Ho Chuka Hai ! So I Would Like Agar Hum Iske Baare Me Baat Na Kare !
Raj : OH ! OK !
Prem : Anyways….Konse Sports Ke Liye Aaye Ho ??
Lakshya : Chess and Boxing !!!
Prem : Chess aur Boxing Dono ????
Lakshya : Yeah !
Raj : Aur Dono Me Hi is Level Par Aakar Khel Rahe Ho ! Bahut Zyada Talented Ho Tum !
Prem : Wese….Me To Bahut Thak Chuka Hoon Bus Me Travel Kar ! Ab So Jaata Hoon !
Raj : Yeah….Tum Dono So Jao !!
*5 Hours Later*
Prem Neend se Uth Chuka Tha . Wo Abhi Cafeteria Me Tha Jaha Raj Bhi Uske Saath Tha . Lakshya Room Me Hi Tha .
Prem : So…Kesa Hai Delhi !
Raj : Bahut Acha ! But Mumbai Jesa Nahi ! Par Fir Bhi Bahut Acha !
Prem : Tum Yaha Kyu Reh Rahe Ho ?? Tum To Delhi Me Hi Rehte Ho To Waha se Hi Up-Down Kar Sakte Ho ?
Raj : Ab Me Waha Akela Rehta Hu To Socha 1-2 Din Yaha Aajau !
Prem : Sahi Hai ! Akele Raho Isse Acha Kuch Din Logo Ke Saath Reh Lo !
Raj : Yeah ! Chai Piyoge ?
Prem : Nahi ! Me Sirf Coffee Peeta Hu !
Raj : Mujhe To Kuch Bhi Chalta Hai !
Prem : Abhi To Kuch Peene Ka Mann Nahi Hai !
Raj : Mera Bhi Nahi Hai ! Room Me Hi Chale ???
Prem : Haan !
Prem aur Raj Dono Hi Waapas Room Me Aa Jate Hai Jaha Lakshya Room Me Baithkar Cigaratte Fuk Raha Tha .
Prem : Abhi se Cigarette Peene Lag Gaye ?
Lakshya : Tumhe Koyi Dikkat?
Prem : Nahi ! Please Continue !
*Call Rings*
Raj Apni Pocket se Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Mobile Par Baate Karne Lagta Hai .
*5 Minute Later*
Raj : Mujhe To Abhi Jaana Hai ! Meri GF Ke Saath Coffee Date Hai ! Milte Hai Baar Me !
Prem : Sure !
Raj Waha se Chala Jaata Hai
Sirf Prem aur Lakshya Hi Room Me Baithe Hue The .
Prem : All Good Lakshya ! Lagta Hai Tumhe Zyada Baat Karna Nahi Pasand !
Lakshya : ( Nods in Agreement )
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kya Hi Bore Ladka Hai ! Mujhe Bhi Bore Kar Dega !
Prem : Me Aata Hu Baad Me!
Prem Room Ke Baahar Chala Jaata Hai . Room se Baahar Nikalte Hi…..
*Splash*
Prem Ke Muh Par Udti Huyi Cold Coffee Geerti Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) FUCKK !!
Ladki : Oh I'm So Sorry ! Wo Galti se Mujhse Flip Ho Gaya ! I'm so Sorry !!!
Prem Handkerchief Nikaal Apna Muh Saaf Karta Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar us Ladki Par Padti Hai .
Ladki : I'm So Sorry !! Wo Galti se Ho Gaya !
Prem : Thoda Aa Dhyaan se !
Ladki : I'm Really Very Sorry !
Prem : Koyi Baat Nahi !
Ladki : Hi ! Myself Kulguaravi
Prem : Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Kaulgauravi : Prem Rajveer Mehra ! Bahut Bada Name Hai !
Prem : Rajveer Mera Papa Ka Name Hai !
बिच्छू मेरे नैना
बड़ी ज़हरीली आँख मारे
कमसिन कमरिया साली
Prem : Ye Itna Loud Volume Par Kon Gaane Sun Raha Hai??
Kaulgauravi : Woh Mera Room Hai ! Yahi Tumhare Room Ke Saamne Waala ! me aur Mere Jo Roommates Hai Woh Bas Aese Hi Chill Karne Ke Liye Dance Kar Rahe The !
Prem : Nice !
Kaulgauravi : ( Smile ) Tum Bhi Aa Jao ! Apne Roommates Ko Bhi Saath Le Aao ! Saath Me Chill Karte Hai !
Prem : Mera Ek Roommate To Gaya Apni Girlfriend Se Milne aur Dusra Kuch Zyada Hi Ghoomsoom Hai Apne Aap Me !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) To Aao ! Tum Bore Nahi Hoge ! Aur Bhi Bahut Log Hai Andar !
Kulgauravi Prem Ko Apne Saath Uske Room Me Lekar Jaati Hai Jaha Aur Bhi Kayi Log The .
Saare Log Waha Enjoy Kar Rahe The , Joro - Shoro se Gaane Bajaakar Naach Rahe The . Un Sab Me Kulgauravi Bhi Join Ho Jaati Hai . Prem Bhi Unke Saath Join Ho Jaata Hai .
नोट हज़ारों के…….खुल्ला छुट्टा कराने आई
हुस्न की तिल्ली से
बीड़ी-चिल्लम जलाने आई
आई चिकनी चमेली
छुप के अकेली पव्वा चढ़ा के आई
आई चिकनी चमेली
छुप के अकेली पव्वा चढ़ा के आई
_____________________________
Location : Mumbai
Rajveer : Ajith ! Ye Mumbai Saala Hosh Me Rehne Ke Liye Majbur Karta Rehta Hai ! Kashmir Me Wo Ghar Mujhe Hosh Me Aane Hi Nahi Deta !
Rajveer Chair Par Baithe Hue Cigarette Fukh Raha Tha Wahi Ajith Uske Saamne Khada Tha .
Rajveer : Cancer Ki Wajah se Mai To Jaane Hi Waala Hu ! Mere Jaane Ke Baad Kya Karoge Tum Ajith ? Itne Buddhe Ho Gaye Fir Bhi Na Shaadi Ki Na Bacche !
Ajith : Acha Hua Jo Nahi Ki Master ! Aur Aapke Jaane Ke Baad Me Aaram se Kahi Jaakar Rahuga Jaha Subah Uthte Hi Surya Ki Kiran Mujh Par Pade !
Rajveer : Sahi Hai ! Wese Prerna Aur Diya Ki Kya Khabar Hai ??
Ajith : Bas Wo Roz School Jaati Hai aur Aati Hai ! Bas Yahi Hai !
Rajveer : Wo Mere Baare Me Kya Sochti Hogi ?? Unka Baap Zinda Hai Fir Bhi Unke Saath Zyada Samay Nahi Bitata !
Ajith : Maaf Kariyega Master Par Jab Se Prerna Ma'am Gaye Hai , Aapne Sab Ke Saath Apna Naata Tod Hi Diya Hai ! Aapke Aur Bhi Kayi Rishte The Jin Par se Aapne Bilkul Hi Nazar Hata Li ! Aapko To Ab Pata Bhi Nahi Hai Ki Wo Kaha Hai Aur Kese Hai ? Unme se Kayi Ke Saath Aapki Santaan Bhi Thi Par Ab Aap Uske Baare Me Sochte Bhi Nahi Hai ! Aapne Unke Saath Waada Kar Kisika Bhi Khyaal Nahi Rakha !
Rajveer : Wo Jaha Bhi Hoge Theek Hi Hoge ! Prerna Ke Jaane Ke Baad Mai Apne Aap Ka Dhyaan Nahi Rakh Paaya , Unka Kya Rakhta ? Me To Apne Hi Hosh Me Nahi Tha ! Abhi Bhi Nahi Hu !
Ajith : Rajveer Mehra…..The Emperor….
Rajveer : But Now He is Just a Dead Soul !
Ajith : Mene Kabhi Nahi Socha Tha Ki Agar Aap Gire To Waapas Kabhi Khade Nahi Ho Paoge !
Rajveer : Ab Saala Mann Hi Nahi Karta Khada Hone Ka ! Kon Waapas Jeeye Ab Aur Kiske Liye Jeeyu Mai ?
Ajith : Apne Aap Ke Liye ! Apni Family Ke Liye !
Rajveer : Ajith Jab Me Apne Aap Ko Dekhta Hu Na ! Tab Mujhe Mere Andar Prerna Dikhti Hai ! Har Jagah Mujhe Bas Prerna Dikhti Hai ! Me Kabhi Usse Aage Nikal Hi Nahi Sakta !
Ajith : Mujhe Bataiye Wo Gold Ka Kya Karna Hai ??
Rajveer : Wo Jaha Chupa Hua Hai Uske Ab Wahi Rehne Do ! Uske Baare Me Sirf Hum Dono Hi Jaante Hai ! Agar Tumhe Chahiye To Le Lena !
Ajith : Mai Ab Is Umra Me Uska Kya Karuga ? Me To Aapke Liye Keh Raha Tha ! Aap Usko Apne Baccho Ke Liye Rakh Sakte Hai !
Rajveer : Ab Jo Jaha Hai Usko Wahi Rehne Do Ajith !
Ajith : Theek Hai Master !
_____________________________
Location : Delhi
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) So Kesa Laga ?
Prem : ( Smiles ) Actually It Was Fun !
Kulgauravi : Wese Kaha Se Ho Tum ?
Prem : Me Yahi Mumbai se ! Tum Kaha se Ho !
Kulgauravi : Wese To Mere Parents Bangaluru Me Rehte Hai But Me Filhaal Indore Me Rehti Hu Apne Maternal Grandparents Ke Saath ! Indore Me Hi Schooling Kar Rahi Hu !
Prem : Nice ! Bengalore Me……
Kulgauravi : Not Bengalore ! It's Bangaluru !
Prem : Oh Yes ! My Bad ! Bangaluru !
Kulgauravi : Good ! Wese Yaha se Raat Ko Baahar Jaana Allowed Nahi Hai Na !
Prem : Pata Nahi ! Me To Aaj Hi Aaya Hu !
Kulgauravi : Me Kal se Yaha Hu ! Raat Ke 10 Ke Baad Yaha Se Baahar Nahi Jaane Dete !
Prem : ( Smile ) Kyunki Miss Ye Delhi Hai ! Yaha To Raat Ko Animals Bhi Safe Nahi Hai ! Hum To Fir Bhi Insaan Hai !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) Par Raat Ko Baahar Jaana To Hai Ghumne ! Aaj Raat Chale ??
Prem : ( Smile ) Miss Kulgauravi Hume Mile Hi 1-2 Ghante Huye Hai ! Agar Mai Evil Nikla To? Aur Mene Fayeda Uthane Ki Koshish Ki To ?
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) Haan Tum Lagte Bhi Ho Shakal se Tharki ! Par Mere Protection Ke Liye Sab Kuch Hai ! Par Agar Mene Tumhara Faayda Uthane Ki Koshish Ki To ??
Prem : ( Smile ) Oh Fuck ! Iske Baare Me To Mene Socha Hi Nahi !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) To Chalte Hai Aaj Raat Ko Excect 11 PM Ko ! Tumhare Dost Aa Rahe Ho To Unko Bhi Saath Me Le Lena ! Aur Haan… Apni Ijjat Ko Bachakar Rakhna Mujhse !
*15 Minutes Later*
*In Room*
Prem : Aa Gaye Milkar !
Raj : Bilkul Brother !
Prem : Wese Suno ! Raat Ko Baahar Chaloge Saath Me ?
Raj : Yaha Raat Ko Baahar Jaana Allowed Nahi Hai !
Prem : Isliye To ! Chup Kar Piche Ki Diwaar se Chale Jaayega ! Wo To Choti Hi Hai!
Raj : ( Smile ) Interesting ! Me Aa Raha Hu ! Maza Aayega ! Aesi Bakchodi Karne Me Mujhe Bada Maza Aata Hai !
Prem : Lakshya ?? Tum Aaoge ??
Lakshya : Haan ! Me Bhi Aauga !
Lakshya : ( Mann Me ) Good ! Aaj Sleeping Pills Lene Ki Jarurat Nahi Padegi !
Prem : Raat Ki 11 Baje Chalte Hai Baahar ! Delhi Ki Night Life Bhi Dekh Hi Lege !
*At Night*
*11 PM*
Prem , Raj aur Lakshya Room se Baahar Nikal Chuke The . Wahi Unko Kulgauravi Bhi Mil Jaati Hai .
Raj : Ye Ladki Bhi Saath Me Aayegi ??
Kulgauravi : Kulgauravi ! And Yes ! Me Bhi Aa Rahi Hoon !
Prem : Haan !
Kulgauravi : Lakshya ??? Right ?? Troubling Trio Ke Main Member !!
Lakshya : ( Nods in Agreement ) Chale ?
Prem : Haan !
Kulgauravi : Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Humare Bich Ek Celebrity Bhi Hai !
Chaaro Waha se Chup-Chupkar Baahar Nikalte Hai . Woh Sab Choti si Diwaar se Kud Kar Baahar Nikal Jaate Hai . Par Koyi Tha Jiski Nazar Baahar Jaate Hue Prem Par Pad Gayi Thi .
Kulgauravi : To Ab Kaha Jaana Hai ??
Prem : Yaha se To Aage Chalte Hai !
Raj : Haan !
Chaaro Log Waha se Aage Jaane Lagte Hai . Kuch Hi Samay Hua Tha Prem aur Kulgauravi Ko Mile Par Un Dono Ki Hi Vibe Ek Dusre se Match Ho Chuki Thi Jiski Wajah se Un Dono Ka Hi Ek Connection Ban Chuka Tha .
Woh Chaaro Raste Ke Side Par Chal Rahe The Tabhi Ek-Ek Karke Kayi Bikes Unke Pass Aakar Rukti Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar Aditya Par Padti Hai aur Wo Sab Samajh Jaata Hai .
Karib 30-40 Log Waha Jama Ho Gaye The Jinke Haatho Me Hockey Stick Thi .
Kulgauravi : Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai ? We Should Call The Cops !
Prem : Leave It !
Aditya : Ketu Bhaiya ! Wo Jo Laal Jacket Me Khada Hai , Wahi Hai Prem !
Ketu : Jao Re Sab ! Haddiya Todo Uski ! Aur Koyi Beech Me Aaye To Unki Bhi Haddiya Tod Do !
Wo Sab Log Prem se Thodi Hi Dur Khade The . Wo Sab Prem Ki Taraf Badh Rahe The .
Prem : Ye Log Mere Liye Aaye Hai ! Tum Sab Jao….Mai Dekh Luga ! Aaj Ye Kissa Khatam Karta Hoon !
Raj : Me Bhi Hoon Saath Mai!
Lakshya : Phew ! Okay Me Bhi Hoon ! I'm a Boxer also !
Prem : Kulgauravi Thoda Dur Chali Jao !
Kulgauravi : Yaha se Bhagte Hai ! Tum Teeno Kya Maar Khaane Ke Liye Ruk Rahe Ho?
Raj : Just Wait and Watch !
Kulgauravi Unse Thoda sa Dur Chali Jaati Hai aur Apni Pocket Me se Peppar Spray Nikalti Hai .
Prem aur Lakshya Apni Hi Jagah Khade The Par Wahi Un Logo Ko Apni Taraf Aata Dekh Raj Unki Taraf Chala Jaata Hai .
Lakshya : Ye Pehle Kyu Aage Jaa Raha Hai ? Wo Aa Hi Rahe The ! Kya Pata Sirf Baatchit Karni Ho Unhe ?
Prem : Ab Jaa Raha Hai To Kya Hi Kar Sakte Hai ? Hum Bhi Chalte Hai ! Wo Log Maarne Hi Aa Rahe Hai !
Wahi Ketu Apni Pocket se Ek Revolver Nikalta Hai .
Aditya : Aree…Kya Kar Rahe Ho Ketu Bhai ? Jaan se Nahi Maarna Hai ! Bas Apahij Karna Hai !
Ketu : Thik Hai !
Ketu Apni Revolver Ko Waapas se Pocket Me Rakh Leta Hai .
Wahi Aditya Hockey Stick Ko Apni Haath Me Liye Aage Daudte Hue Jaata Hai To Uski Nazar Prem , Raj aur Lakshya Par Padti Hai Jo Un Sab Logo se Lad Rahe The .
Raj Akela Hi Kayi Logo Par Bhaari Pad Raha Tha .
Wahi Prem aur Lakshya Bhi Un Sab se Lad Rahe The .
*Slasshh*
Prem Ke Sar Par Zor se Hockey Stick Lagti Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) Aree BC !!
Prem us Aadmi Ke Chest Par Zor se Kick Maarta Hai aur Uske Haath se Hockey Stick Lekar Usko Hi Maarne Lag Jaata Hai.
Prem aur Lakshya Ke Liye Ye Sab Thoda Aasan Ho Chuka Tha Kyunki Raj Akele Hi Un Sab Ko Maar Raha Tha . Uski Raftaar Badi Tez Thi Jisko Dekhkar Prem aur Lakshya Bhi Thoda Shock Me The .
Wahi Lakshya Bhi Kam Nahi Tha . Woh Bhi Un Aadmiyo Ki Jamkar Dhulaai Kar Raha Tha .
In Teeno Ko Bhi Bahut Maar Pad Rahi Thi Par Ye Teeno Hi Un Sab Par Bhaari Pad Rahe The .
Prem Aditya Ke Pass Jaata Hai aur Jor se Hockey Uske Sar Par Maarta Hai .
Prem : BHENCHOD TU SUDHREGA NAHI !
Prem Aditya Ko Maarne Ka Mauka Hi Nahi De Raha Tha . Woh Usko Lagataar Maarte Hi Reh Raha Tha . Aditya Ke Muh Ka Naksha Bigad Chuka Tha .
Wahi Lakshya Bhi Ketu Ko Maar Raha Tha.
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
Lakshya Lagaatar Ketu Ke Muh Par Punch Maarta Raha Tha . Uske Muh se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha .
Wahi Raj Akele Hi Un Sab Ladko Ki Haalat Kharaab Kar Raha Tha .
Ketu Apni Pocket Me se Revolver Nikaalta Hai aur
*Shoot*
Revolver Me se Goli Nikalti Hai aur Wo Hawa Me Shoot Kar Leta Hai .
Gun Dekhte Hi Lakshya Usse Thoda Dur Chala Jaata Hai . Prem aur Raj Bhi Wahi Ruk Jaate Hai .
Ketu : ( Gusse Me ) AB KOYI NAHI HILEGA APNI JAGAH !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Jaha Dekhu Waha Gun Aa Hi Jaati Hai !
Aditya Zameen se Khada Ho Jaata Hai aur Apne Haath Me Hockey Stick Le Leta Hai.
Ketu : AB TUM TEENO ME SE KOYI NAHI HILEGA !! AGAR TUM LOGO NE LADNA CHALU KIYA TO WAHI MAAR DAALUGA !!
Prem : Aditya Teri Dushmani Mere Saath Hai ! Jo Bhi Karna Hai Mere Saath Kar…Inko Jaane De ! Warna Jab Agli Baar Tu Mujhe Milega Me Tujhe Chhoduga Nahi !
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
Aditya Lagaatar Prem Ke Muh Par Hockey se Maare Jaa Raha Tha . Prem Ke Muh se Khoon Nikalna Start Ho Jaata Hai .
Wahi Wo Saare Aadmi Milkar Bhi Raj aur Lakshya Ko Pakad Kar Maarne Lagte Hai.
*Slasshhhh*
Aditya Prem Ke Sar Par Itni Zor se Maarta Hai Ki Woh Wahi Zameen Par Gir Jaata Hai aur Uski Aankhe Bandh Ho Jaati Hai .
Aditya : ( Laughs ) KETU BHAI HO GAYA MERA KAAM !!
Ketu : CHALO RE AB ! CHALTE HAI YAHA SE !
*5 Minutes Later*
Un Logo Ke Jaate Hi Raj aur Lakshya Prem Ke Pass Pahuchte Hai . Kulgauravi Bhi Prem Ke Pass aa Jati Hai
Prem Jameen Par Behosh Gira Hua Tha .
Raj : Isko Isi Waqt Hospital Lekar Jaana Padega !
Kulgauravi : Haan ! Jaldi Chalo !
Lakshya : is Waqt Cab Milna Mushkil Hai !
Raj : Me Apne Friend Ko Call Karta Hu ! Woh Yahi Pass Hi Rehte Hai ! Wo Uske Papa Ko Lekar aa Jayega Car Ke Saath !
Raj Apna Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Apne Best Friend Aman Ko Call Karta Hai .
*2 Hours Later*
Prem Ki Aankhe Khulti Hai . Woh Hospital Bed Par Leta Hua Tha . Uske Saamne Raj , Lakshya , Kulgauravi , Aman ( Raj Ka Friend ) Khada Tha .
Aman Khud Hi Car Lekar Aa Gaya Tha .
Kulgauravi : Ab Kesa Lag Raha Hai ??
Prem : Yeah Good !
Raj : Take Some Rest ! Tumhari To Bahut Bleeding Ho Chuki Hai !
Prem : I'm Sorry ! Meri Wajah se Tum Dono Bhi Isme Involve Ho Gaye aur Tumhe Bhi Bahut Maar Padi !
Raj : Koyi Na Bhai ! Tu Apne Aap Ko Sambhal !
Lakshya : Yeah !
Kulgauravi : Kal Competition Hai , Uska Kya ?
Prem : Me To Compete Kar Luga ! Bhale Hi Haar Jau Par Khel Luga !
Raj : Me Bhi Aaram se Khel Luga ! Ye Chot Thodi Der Baad Kam Dard Karegi !
Lakshya : Me Chess To Khel Luga Par Haath Par Hi Chot Lagi Hai Isliye Boxing Nahi Kar Pauga !
Prem : I'm Sorry Lakshya !
Lakshya : ( Smile ) Chill ! It Wasn't Your Fault !
Kulgauravi : Nightout To Fightout Ban Gaya ! Me is Raat Ko Apni Puri Zindagi Bhar Yaad Rakhugi !!
Aaj Ke Liye Bas Itna Hi . Like Karna aur Apna Review Dena Na Bhule . Milte Hai Jald Hi Agle Update Ke Saath Agle Sunday Ko . Tab Tak Ke Liye , Cheers
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Bahut hi badhiya update diya hai Blackstar bhai....Update 45
Prem's Past Paranoid ~ 3
[ Prem Room Ke Andar Chala Jaata Hai . Waha Ek Aur Ladka Tha . Woh Chair Par Baithe-Baithe Juice Pee Raha Tha .
Prem : Hi ! Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Ladka : Hi ! RAJ AGGRAWAL Here !!!! ]
Ab Aage :
Prem : Hi Raj Agarwal !
Raj : Not Agarwal ! It's Aggrawal ! Raj Aggrawal !
Prem : Oh My Bad !
Raj : Kaha se Ho ??
Prem : Mumbai !
Raj : Me Bhi Wese Mumbai se Hi Hu Par Abhi Delhi Me Schooling Kar Raha Hoon !
Prem : Hercules ??
Raj : What ???
Prem : Kuch Nahi….Wo Bas Tumhari Tshirt Par Likha Tha ! Wese Konsa Sports Khelte Ho ?? Mai Badminton Ke Liye Aaya Hu ! Tum ??
Raj : Cricket !
Prem : Good !
Prem Apna Bag Side Me Rakh Deta Hai . Is Chote se Room Me Bhi Chote - Chote Teen Bed The .
Raj : Konsi Class Me Ho ??
Prem : ( Smile ) 12th ! You ??
Raj : Same !
Prem : To Tum Yahi Rehte Ho Delhi Me Family Ke Saath ??
Raj : Me Akela Hi Rehta Hoon Yaha ! Parents Mumbai Me Hi Rehte Hai !
Prem : Akele ? Nice ! Me To Shayad Kabhi Akela Nahi Reh Pau Apne Parents Ke Bagair !
Raj : Pehle-Pehle Aesa Lagta Hai Par Dheere Dheere Aadat Ban Jaati Hai ! Wese Video Call Par Ghar Par Baate Hoti Rehti Hai !
Prem : Good !
*Knock* *Knock*
Raj : Lagta Hai Teesra Member Bhi Aa Gaya ! AAJAO !!!!!
*Gate Opens*
Ek Ladka Room Me Apne Bag Ke Saath Enter Karta Hai
Woh Ladka Room Me Aata Hai aur Apna Bag Side Me Rakh Deta Hai .
Prem : Hi ! Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Raj : And Myself Raj Aggrawal !
Ladka : Myself Lakshya ! Lakshya Oberoi !
Raj : To Bed Decide Karle !
Prem : Sabhi Same Hi Hai…. Koyi Kuch Bhi Le Lo !
Raj : Yep !!!
Lakshya Jaakar Ek Bed Par Baith Jaata Hai .
Raj : Kaha se Ho Lakshya ?? Wese Mene Tumhe Shayad Kahi Dekha Hua Hai !
Lakshya : Mumbai !
Prem : Oh ! To Overall Hum Teeno Hi Mumbai se Hai Jo Delhi Me Mil Rahe Hai !
Raj : Haan Yaad Aaya ! Lakshya Oberoi ! The Famous Singer Cum Social Media Celebrity ! Meri GF Nikki Tumhari Fan Hai…Tumhare Aur Tumhare Troubling Trio Group Ki…..Par Khaas Kar Tumhari Fan Hai !
Lakshya : Thanks ! But Wo Group Ab Bandh Ho Chuka Hai ! So I Would Like Agar Hum Iske Baare Me Baat Na Kare !
Raj : OH ! OK !
Prem : Anyways….Konse Sports Ke Liye Aaye Ho ??
Lakshya : Chess and Boxing !!!
Prem : Chess aur Boxing Dono ????
Lakshya : Yeah !
Raj : Aur Dono Me Hi is Level Par Aakar Khel Rahe Ho ! Bahut Zyada Talented Ho Tum !
Prem : Wese….Me To Bahut Thak Chuka Hoon Bus Me Travel Kar ! Ab So Jaata Hoon !
Raj : Yeah….Tum Dono So Jao !!
*5 Hours Later*
Prem Neend se Uth Chuka Tha . Wo Abhi Cafeteria Me Tha Jaha Raj Bhi Uske Saath Tha . Lakshya Room Me Hi Tha .
Prem : So…Kesa Hai Delhi !
Raj : Bahut Acha ! But Mumbai Jesa Nahi ! Par Fir Bhi Bahut Acha !
Prem : Tum Yaha Kyu Reh Rahe Ho ?? Tum To Delhi Me Hi Rehte Ho To Waha se Hi Up-Down Kar Sakte Ho ?
Raj : Ab Me Waha Akela Rehta Hu To Socha 1-2 Din Yaha Aajau !
Prem : Sahi Hai ! Akele Raho Isse Acha Kuch Din Logo Ke Saath Reh Lo !
Raj : Yeah ! Chai Piyoge ?
Prem : Nahi ! Me Sirf Coffee Peeta Hu !
Raj : Mujhe To Kuch Bhi Chalta Hai !
Prem : Abhi To Kuch Peene Ka Mann Nahi Hai !
Raj : Mera Bhi Nahi Hai ! Room Me Hi Chale ???
Prem : Haan !
Prem aur Raj Dono Hi Waapas Room Me Aa Jate Hai Jaha Lakshya Room Me Baithkar Cigaratte Fuk Raha Tha .
Prem : Abhi se Cigarette Peene Lag Gaye ?
Lakshya : Tumhe Koyi Dikkat?
Prem : Nahi ! Please Continue !
*Call Rings*
Raj Apni Pocket se Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Mobile Par Baate Karne Lagta Hai .
*5 Minute Later*
Raj : Mujhe To Abhi Jaana Hai ! Meri GF Ke Saath Coffee Date Hai ! Milte Hai Baar Me !
Prem : Sure !
Raj Waha se Chala Jaata Hai
Sirf Prem aur Lakshya Hi Room Me Baithe Hue The .
Prem : All Good Lakshya ! Lagta Hai Tumhe Zyada Baat Karna Nahi Pasand !
Lakshya : ( Nods in Agreement )
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kya Hi Bore Ladka Hai ! Mujhe Bhi Bore Kar Dega !
Prem : Me Aata Hu Baad Me!
Prem Room Ke Baahar Chala Jaata Hai . Room se Baahar Nikalte Hi…..
*Splash*
Prem Ke Muh Par Udti Huyi Cold Coffee Geerti Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) FUCKK !!
Ladki : Oh I'm So Sorry ! Wo Galti se Mujhse Flip Ho Gaya ! I'm so Sorry !!!
Prem Handkerchief Nikaal Apna Muh Saaf Karta Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar us Ladki Par Padti Hai .
Ladki : I'm So Sorry !! Wo Galti se Ho Gaya !
Prem : Thoda Aa Dhyaan se !
Ladki : I'm Really Very Sorry !
Prem : Koyi Baat Nahi !
Ladki : Hi ! Myself Kulguaravi
Prem : Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Kaulgauravi : Prem Rajveer Mehra ! Bahut Bada Name Hai !
Prem : Rajveer Mera Papa Ka Name Hai !
बड़ी ज़हरीली आँख मारे
कमसिन कमरिया साली
Prem : Ye Itna Loud Volume Par Kon Gaane Sun Raha Hai??
Kaulgauravi : Woh Mera Room Hai ! Yahi Tumhare Room Ke Saamne Waala ! me aur Mere Jo Roommates Hai Woh Bas Aese Hi Chill Karne Ke Liye Dance Kar Rahe The !
Prem : Nice !
Kaulgauravi : ( Smile ) Tum Bhi Aa Jao ! Apne Roommates Ko Bhi Saath Le Aao ! Saath Me Chill Karte Hai !
Prem : Mera Ek Roommate To Gaya Apni Girlfriend Se Milne aur Dusra Kuch Zyada Hi Ghoomsoom Hai Apne Aap Me !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) To Aao ! Tum Bore Nahi Hoge ! Aur Bhi Bahut Log Hai Andar !
Kulgauravi Prem Ko Apne Saath Uske Room Me Lekar Jaati Hai Jaha Aur Bhi Kayi Log The .
Saare Log Waha Enjoy Kar Rahe The , Joro - Shoro se Gaane Bajaakar Naach Rahe The . Un Sab Me Kulgauravi Bhi Join Ho Jaati Hai . Prem Bhi Unke Saath Join Ho Jaata Hai .
नोट हज़ारों के…….खुल्ला छुट्टा कराने आई
हुस्न की तिल्ली से
बीड़ी-चिल्लम जलाने आई
आई चिकनी चमेली
छुप के अकेली पव्वा चढ़ा के आई
आई चिकनी चमेली
छुप के अकेली पव्वा चढ़ा के आई
_____________________________
Location : Mumbai
Rajveer : Ajith ! Ye Mumbai Saala Hosh Me Rehne Ke Liye Majbur Karta Rehta Hai ! Kashmir Me Wo Ghar Mujhe Hosh Me Aane Hi Nahi Deta !
Rajveer Chair Par Baithe Hue Cigarette Fukh Raha Tha Wahi Ajith Uske Saamne Khada Tha .
Rajveer : Cancer Ki Wajah se Mai To Jaane Hi Waala Hu ! Mere Jaane Ke Baad Kya Karoge Tum Ajith ? Itne Buddhe Ho Gaye Fir Bhi Na Shaadi Ki Na Bacche !
Ajith : Acha Hua Jo Nahi Ki Master ! Aur Aapke Jaane Ke Baad Me Aaram se Kahi Jaakar Rahuga Jaha Subah Uthte Hi Surya Ki Kiran Mujh Par Pade !
Rajveer : Sahi Hai ! Wese Prerna Aur Diya Ki Kya Khabar Hai ??
Ajith : Bas Wo Roz School Jaati Hai aur Aati Hai ! Bas Yahi Hai !
Rajveer : Wo Mere Baare Me Kya Sochti Hogi ?? Unka Baap Zinda Hai Fir Bhi Unke Saath Zyada Samay Nahi Bitata !
Ajith : Maaf Kariyega Master Par Jab Se Prerna Ma'am Gaye Hai , Aapne Sab Ke Saath Apna Naata Tod Hi Diya Hai ! Aapke Aur Bhi Kayi Rishte The Jin Par se Aapne Bilkul Hi Nazar Hata Li ! Aapko To Ab Pata Bhi Nahi Hai Ki Wo Kaha Hai Aur Kese Hai ? Unme se Kayi Ke Saath Aapki Santaan Bhi Thi Par Ab Aap Uske Baare Me Sochte Bhi Nahi Hai ! Aapne Unke Saath Waada Kar Kisika Bhi Khyaal Nahi Rakha !
Rajveer : Wo Jaha Bhi Hoge Theek Hi Hoge ! Prerna Ke Jaane Ke Baad Mai Apne Aap Ka Dhyaan Nahi Rakh Paaya , Unka Kya Rakhta ? Me To Apne Hi Hosh Me Nahi Tha ! Abhi Bhi Nahi Hu !
Ajith : Rajveer Mehra…..The Emperor….
Rajveer : But Now He is Just a Dead Soul !
Ajith : Mene Kabhi Nahi Socha Tha Ki Agar Aap Gire To Waapas Kabhi Khade Nahi Ho Paoge !
Rajveer : Ab Saala Mann Hi Nahi Karta Khada Hone Ka ! Kon Waapas Jeeye Ab Aur Kiske Liye Jeeyu Mai ?
Ajith : Apne Aap Ke Liye ! Apni Family Ke Liye !
Rajveer : Ajith Jab Me Apne Aap Ko Dekhta Hu Na ! Tab Mujhe Mere Andar Prerna Dikhti Hai ! Har Jagah Mujhe Bas Prerna Dikhti Hai ! Me Kabhi Usse Aage Nikal Hi Nahi Sakta !
Ajith : Mujhe Bataiye Wo Gold Ka Kya Karna Hai ??
Rajveer : Wo Jaha Chupa Hua Hai Uske Ab Wahi Rehne Do ! Uske Baare Me Sirf Hum Dono Hi Jaante Hai ! Agar Tumhe Chahiye To Le Lena !
Ajith : Mai Ab Is Umra Me Uska Kya Karuga ? Me To Aapke Liye Keh Raha Tha ! Aap Usko Apne Baccho Ke Liye Rakh Sakte Hai !
Rajveer : Ab Jo Jaha Hai Usko Wahi Rehne Do Ajith !
Ajith : Theek Hai Master !
_____________________________
Location : Delhi
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) So Kesa Laga ?
Prem : ( Smiles ) Actually It Was Fun !
Kulgauravi : Wese Kaha Se Ho Tum ?
Prem : Me Yahi Mumbai se ! Tum Kaha se Ho !
Kulgauravi : Wese To Mere Parents Bangaluru Me Rehte Hai But Me Filhaal Indore Me Rehti Hu Apne Maternal Grandparents Ke Saath ! Indore Me Hi Schooling Kar Rahi Hu !
Prem : Nice ! Bengalore Me……
Kulgauravi : Not Bengalore ! It's Bangaluru !
Prem : Oh Yes ! My Bad ! Bangaluru !
Kulgauravi : Good ! Wese Yaha se Raat Ko Baahar Jaana Allowed Nahi Hai Na !
Prem : Pata Nahi ! Me To Aaj Hi Aaya Hu !
Kulgauravi : Me Kal se Yaha Hu ! Raat Ke 10 Ke Baad Yaha Se Baahar Nahi Jaane Dete !
Prem : ( Smile ) Kyunki Miss Ye Delhi Hai ! Yaha To Raat Ko Animals Bhi Safe Nahi Hai ! Hum To Fir Bhi Insaan Hai !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) Par Raat Ko Baahar Jaana To Hai Ghumne ! Aaj Raat Chale ??
Prem : ( Smile ) Miss Kulgauravi Hume Mile Hi 1-2 Ghante Huye Hai ! Agar Mai Evil Nikla To? Aur Mene Fayeda Uthane Ki Koshish Ki To ?
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) Haan Tum Lagte Bhi Ho Shakal se Tharki ! Par Mere Protection Ke Liye Sab Kuch Hai ! Par Agar Mene Tumhara Faayda Uthane Ki Koshish Ki To ??
Prem : ( Smile ) Oh Fuck ! Iske Baare Me To Mene Socha Hi Nahi !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) To Chalte Hai Aaj Raat Ko Excect 11 PM Ko ! Tumhare Dost Aa Rahe Ho To Unko Bhi Saath Me Le Lena ! Aur Haan… Apni Ijjat Ko Bachakar Rakhna Mujhse !
*15 Minutes Later*
*In Room*
Prem : Aa Gaye Milkar !
Raj : Bilkul Brother !
Prem : Wese Suno ! Raat Ko Baahar Chaloge Saath Me ?
Raj : Yaha Raat Ko Baahar Jaana Allowed Nahi Hai !
Prem : Isliye To ! Chup Kar Piche Ki Diwaar se Chale Jaayega ! Wo To Choti Hi Hai!
Raj : ( Smile ) Interesting ! Me Aa Raha Hu ! Maza Aayega ! Aesi Bakchodi Karne Me Mujhe Bada Maza Aata Hai !
Prem : Lakshya ?? Tum Aaoge ??
Lakshya : Haan ! Me Bhi Aauga !
Lakshya : ( Mann Me ) Good ! Aaj Sleeping Pills Lene Ki Jarurat Nahi Padegi !
Prem : Raat Ki 11 Baje Chalte Hai Baahar ! Delhi Ki Night Life Bhi Dekh Hi Lege !
*At Night*
*11 PM*
Prem , Raj aur Lakshya Room se Baahar Nikal Chuke The . Wahi Unko Kulgauravi Bhi Mil Jaati Hai .
Raj : Ye Ladki Bhi Saath Me Aayegi ??
Kulgauravi : Kulgauravi ! And Yes ! Me Bhi Aa Rahi Hoon !
Prem : Haan !
Kulgauravi : Lakshya ??? Right ?? Troubling Trio Ke Main Member !!
Lakshya : ( Nods in Agreement ) Chale ?
Prem : Haan !
Kulgauravi : Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Humare Bich Ek Celebrity Bhi Hai !
Chaaro Waha se Chup-Chupkar Baahar Nikalte Hai . Woh Sab Choti si Diwaar se Kud Kar Baahar Nikal Jaate Hai . Par Koyi Tha Jiski Nazar Baahar Jaate Hue Prem Par Pad Gayi Thi .
Kulgauravi : To Ab Kaha Jaana Hai ??
Prem : Yaha se To Aage Chalte Hai !
Raj : Haan !
Chaaro Log Waha se Aage Jaane Lagte Hai . Kuch Hi Samay Hua Tha Prem aur Kulgauravi Ko Mile Par Un Dono Ki Hi Vibe Ek Dusre se Match Ho Chuki Thi Jiski Wajah se Un Dono Ka Hi Ek Connection Ban Chuka Tha .
Woh Chaaro Raste Ke Side Par Chal Rahe The Tabhi Ek-Ek Karke Kayi Bikes Unke Pass Aakar Rukti Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar Aditya Par Padti Hai aur Wo Sab Samajh Jaata Hai .
Karib 30-40 Log Waha Jama Ho Gaye The Jinke Haatho Me Hockey Stick Thi .
Kulgauravi : Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai ? We Should Call The Cops !
Prem : Leave It !
Aditya : Ketu Bhaiya ! Wo Jo Laal Jacket Me Khada Hai , Wahi Hai Prem !
Ketu : Jao Re Sab ! Haddiya Todo Uski ! Aur Koyi Beech Me Aaye To Unki Bhi Haddiya Tod Do !
Wo Sab Log Prem se Thodi Hi Dur Khade The . Wo Sab Prem Ki Taraf Badh Rahe The .
Prem : Ye Log Mere Liye Aaye Hai ! Tum Sab Jao….Mai Dekh Luga ! Aaj Ye Kissa Khatam Karta Hoon !
Raj : Me Bhi Hoon Saath Mai!
Lakshya : Phew ! Okay Me Bhi Hoon ! I'm a Boxer also !
Prem : Kulgauravi Thoda Dur Chali Jao !
Kulgauravi : Yaha se Bhagte Hai ! Tum Teeno Kya Maar Khaane Ke Liye Ruk Rahe Ho?
Raj : Just Wait and Watch !
Kulgauravi Unse Thoda sa Dur Chali Jaati Hai aur Apni Pocket Me se Peppar Spray Nikalti Hai .
Prem aur Lakshya Apni Hi Jagah Khade The Par Wahi Un Logo Ko Apni Taraf Aata Dekh Raj Unki Taraf Chala Jaata Hai .
Lakshya : Ye Pehle Kyu Aage Jaa Raha Hai ? Wo Aa Hi Rahe The ! Kya Pata Sirf Baatchit Karni Ho Unhe ?
Prem : Ab Jaa Raha Hai To Kya Hi Kar Sakte Hai ? Hum Bhi Chalte Hai ! Wo Log Maarne Hi Aa Rahe Hai !
Wahi Ketu Apni Pocket se Ek Revolver Nikalta Hai .
Aditya : Aree…Kya Kar Rahe Ho Ketu Bhai ? Jaan se Nahi Maarna Hai ! Bas Apahij Karna Hai !
Ketu : Thik Hai !
Ketu Apni Revolver Ko Waapas se Pocket Me Rakh Leta Hai .
Wahi Aditya Hockey Stick Ko Apni Haath Me Liye Aage Daudte Hue Jaata Hai To Uski Nazar Prem , Raj aur Lakshya Par Padti Hai Jo Un Sab Logo se Lad Rahe The .
Raj Akela Hi Kayi Logo Par Bhaari Pad Raha Tha .
Wahi Prem aur Lakshya Bhi Un Sab se Lad Rahe The .
*Slasshh*
Prem Ke Sar Par Zor se Hockey Stick Lagti Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) Aree BC !!
Prem us Aadmi Ke Chest Par Zor se Kick Maarta Hai aur Uske Haath se Hockey Stick Lekar Usko Hi Maarne Lag Jaata Hai.
Prem aur Lakshya Ke Liye Ye Sab Thoda Aasan Ho Chuka Tha Kyunki Raj Akele Hi Un Sab Ko Maar Raha Tha . Uski Raftaar Badi Tez Thi Jisko Dekhkar Prem aur Lakshya Bhi Thoda Shock Me The .
Wahi Lakshya Bhi Kam Nahi Tha . Woh Bhi Un Aadmiyo Ki Jamkar Dhulaai Kar Raha Tha .
In Teeno Ko Bhi Bahut Maar Pad Rahi Thi Par Ye Teeno Hi Un Sab Par Bhaari Pad Rahe The .
Prem Aditya Ke Pass Jaata Hai aur Jor se Hockey Uske Sar Par Maarta Hai .
Prem : BHENCHOD TU SUDHREGA NAHI !
Prem Aditya Ko Maarne Ka Mauka Hi Nahi De Raha Tha . Woh Usko Lagataar Maarte Hi Reh Raha Tha . Aditya Ke Muh Ka Naksha Bigad Chuka Tha .
Wahi Lakshya Bhi Ketu Ko Maar Raha Tha.
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
Lakshya Lagaatar Ketu Ke Muh Par Punch Maarta Raha Tha . Uske Muh se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha .
Wahi Raj Akele Hi Un Sab Ladko Ki Haalat Kharaab Kar Raha Tha .
Ketu Apni Pocket Me se Revolver Nikaalta Hai aur
*Shoot*
Revolver Me se Goli Nikalti Hai aur Wo Hawa Me Shoot Kar Leta Hai .
Gun Dekhte Hi Lakshya Usse Thoda Dur Chala Jaata Hai . Prem aur Raj Bhi Wahi Ruk Jaate Hai .
Ketu : ( Gusse Me ) AB KOYI NAHI HILEGA APNI JAGAH !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Jaha Dekhu Waha Gun Aa Hi Jaati Hai !
Aditya Zameen se Khada Ho Jaata Hai aur Apne Haath Me Hockey Stick Le Leta Hai.
Ketu : AB TUM TEENO ME SE KOYI NAHI HILEGA !! AGAR TUM LOGO NE LADNA CHALU KIYA TO WAHI MAAR DAALUGA !!
Prem : Aditya Teri Dushmani Mere Saath Hai ! Jo Bhi Karna Hai Mere Saath Kar…Inko Jaane De ! Warna Jab Agli Baar Tu Mujhe Milega Me Tujhe Chhoduga Nahi !
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
Aditya Lagaatar Prem Ke Muh Par Hockey se Maare Jaa Raha Tha . Prem Ke Muh se Khoon Nikalna Start Ho Jaata Hai .
Wahi Wo Saare Aadmi Milkar Bhi Raj aur Lakshya Ko Pakad Kar Maarne Lagte Hai.
*Slasshhhh*
Aditya Prem Ke Sar Par Itni Zor se Maarta Hai Ki Woh Wahi Zameen Par Gir Jaata Hai aur Uski Aankhe Bandh Ho Jaati Hai .
Aditya : ( Laughs ) KETU BHAI HO GAYA MERA KAAM !!
Ketu : CHALO RE AB ! CHALTE HAI YAHA SE !
*5 Minutes Later*
Un Logo Ke Jaate Hi Raj aur Lakshya Prem Ke Pass Pahuchte Hai . Kulgauravi Bhi Prem Ke Pass aa Jati Hai
Prem Jameen Par Behosh Gira Hua Tha .
Raj : Isko Isi Waqt Hospital Lekar Jaana Padega !
Kulgauravi : Haan ! Jaldi Chalo !
Lakshya : is Waqt Cab Milna Mushkil Hai !
Raj : Me Apne Friend Ko Call Karta Hu ! Woh Yahi Pass Hi Rehte Hai ! Wo Uske Papa Ko Lekar aa Jayega Car Ke Saath !
Raj Apna Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Apne Best Friend Aman Ko Call Karta Hai .
*2 Hours Later*
Prem Ki Aankhe Khulti Hai . Woh Hospital Bed Par Leta Hua Tha . Uske Saamne Raj , Lakshya , Kulgauravi , Aman ( Raj Ka Friend ) Khada Tha .
Aman Khud Hi Car Lekar Aa Gaya Tha .
Kulgauravi : Ab Kesa Lag Raha Hai ??
Prem : Yeah Good !
Raj : Take Some Rest ! Tumhari To Bahut Bleeding Ho Chuki Hai !
Prem : I'm Sorry ! Meri Wajah se Tum Dono Bhi Isme Involve Ho Gaye aur Tumhe Bhi Bahut Maar Padi !
Raj : Koyi Na Bhai ! Tu Apne Aap Ko Sambhal !
Lakshya : Yeah !
Kulgauravi : Kal Competition Hai , Uska Kya ?
Prem : Me To Compete Kar Luga ! Bhale Hi Haar Jau Par Khel Luga !
Raj : Me Bhi Aaram se Khel Luga ! Ye Chot Thodi Der Baad Kam Dard Karegi !
Lakshya : Me Chess To Khel Luga Par Haath Par Hi Chot Lagi Hai Isliye Boxing Nahi Kar Pauga !
Prem : I'm Sorry Lakshya !
Lakshya : ( Smile ) Chill ! It Wasn't Your Fault !
Kulgauravi : Nightout To Fightout Ban Gaya ! Me is Raat Ko Apni Puri Zindagi Bhar Yaad Rakhugi !!
Aaj Ke Liye Bas Itna Hi . Like Karna aur Apna Review Dena Na Bhule . Milte Hai Jald Hi Agle Update Ke Saath Agle Sunday Ko . Tab Tak Ke Liye , Cheers
Nice and beautiful update....
Nice update....Update 45
Prem's Past Paranoid ~ 3
[ Prem Room Ke Andar Chala Jaata Hai . Waha Ek Aur Ladka Tha . Woh Chair Par Baithe-Baithe Juice Pee Raha Tha .
Prem : Hi ! Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Ladka : Hi ! RAJ AGGRAWAL Here !!!! ]
Ab Aage :
Prem : Hi Raj Agarwal !
Raj : Not Agarwal ! It's Aggrawal ! Raj Aggrawal !
Prem : Oh My Bad !
Raj : Kaha se Ho ??
Prem : Mumbai !
Raj : Me Bhi Wese Mumbai se Hi Hu Par Abhi Delhi Me Schooling Kar Raha Hoon !
Prem : Hercules ??
Raj : What ???
Prem : Kuch Nahi….Wo Bas Tumhari Tshirt Par Likha Tha ! Wese Konsa Sports Khelte Ho ?? Mai Badminton Ke Liye Aaya Hu ! Tum ??
Raj : Cricket !
Prem : Good !
Prem Apna Bag Side Me Rakh Deta Hai . Is Chote se Room Me Bhi Chote - Chote Teen Bed The .
Raj : Konsi Class Me Ho ??
Prem : ( Smile ) 12th ! You ??
Raj : Same !
Prem : To Tum Yahi Rehte Ho Delhi Me Family Ke Saath ??
Raj : Me Akela Hi Rehta Hoon Yaha ! Parents Mumbai Me Hi Rehte Hai !
Prem : Akele ? Nice ! Me To Shayad Kabhi Akela Nahi Reh Pau Apne Parents Ke Bagair !
Raj : Pehle-Pehle Aesa Lagta Hai Par Dheere Dheere Aadat Ban Jaati Hai ! Wese Video Call Par Ghar Par Baate Hoti Rehti Hai !
Prem : Good !
*Knock* *Knock*
Raj : Lagta Hai Teesra Member Bhi Aa Gaya ! AAJAO !!!!!
*Gate Opens*
Ek Ladka Room Me Apne Bag Ke Saath Enter Karta Hai
Woh Ladka Room Me Aata Hai aur Apna Bag Side Me Rakh Deta Hai .
Prem : Hi ! Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Raj : And Myself Raj Aggrawal !
Ladka : Myself Lakshya ! Lakshya Oberoi !
Raj : To Bed Decide Karle !
Prem : Sabhi Same Hi Hai…. Koyi Kuch Bhi Le Lo !
Raj : Yep !!!
Lakshya Jaakar Ek Bed Par Baith Jaata Hai .
Raj : Kaha se Ho Lakshya ?? Wese Mene Tumhe Shayad Kahi Dekha Hua Hai !
Lakshya : Mumbai !
Prem : Oh ! To Overall Hum Teeno Hi Mumbai se Hai Jo Delhi Me Mil Rahe Hai !
Raj : Haan Yaad Aaya ! Lakshya Oberoi ! The Famous Singer Cum Social Media Celebrity ! Meri GF Nikki Tumhari Fan Hai…Tumhare Aur Tumhare Troubling Trio Group Ki…..Par Khaas Kar Tumhari Fan Hai !
Lakshya : Thanks ! But Wo Group Ab Bandh Ho Chuka Hai ! So I Would Like Agar Hum Iske Baare Me Baat Na Kare !
Raj : OH ! OK !
Prem : Anyways….Konse Sports Ke Liye Aaye Ho ??
Lakshya : Chess and Boxing !!!
Prem : Chess aur Boxing Dono ????
Lakshya : Yeah !
Raj : Aur Dono Me Hi is Level Par Aakar Khel Rahe Ho ! Bahut Zyada Talented Ho Tum !
Prem : Wese….Me To Bahut Thak Chuka Hoon Bus Me Travel Kar ! Ab So Jaata Hoon !
Raj : Yeah….Tum Dono So Jao !!
*5 Hours Later*
Prem Neend se Uth Chuka Tha . Wo Abhi Cafeteria Me Tha Jaha Raj Bhi Uske Saath Tha . Lakshya Room Me Hi Tha .
Prem : So…Kesa Hai Delhi !
Raj : Bahut Acha ! But Mumbai Jesa Nahi ! Par Fir Bhi Bahut Acha !
Prem : Tum Yaha Kyu Reh Rahe Ho ?? Tum To Delhi Me Hi Rehte Ho To Waha se Hi Up-Down Kar Sakte Ho ?
Raj : Ab Me Waha Akela Rehta Hu To Socha 1-2 Din Yaha Aajau !
Prem : Sahi Hai ! Akele Raho Isse Acha Kuch Din Logo Ke Saath Reh Lo !
Raj : Yeah ! Chai Piyoge ?
Prem : Nahi ! Me Sirf Coffee Peeta Hu !
Raj : Mujhe To Kuch Bhi Chalta Hai !
Prem : Abhi To Kuch Peene Ka Mann Nahi Hai !
Raj : Mera Bhi Nahi Hai ! Room Me Hi Chale ???
Prem : Haan !
Prem aur Raj Dono Hi Waapas Room Me Aa Jate Hai Jaha Lakshya Room Me Baithkar Cigaratte Fuk Raha Tha .
Prem : Abhi se Cigarette Peene Lag Gaye ?
Lakshya : Tumhe Koyi Dikkat?
Prem : Nahi ! Please Continue !
*Call Rings*
Raj Apni Pocket se Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Mobile Par Baate Karne Lagta Hai .
*5 Minute Later*
Raj : Mujhe To Abhi Jaana Hai ! Meri GF Ke Saath Coffee Date Hai ! Milte Hai Baar Me !
Prem : Sure !
Raj Waha se Chala Jaata Hai
Sirf Prem aur Lakshya Hi Room Me Baithe Hue The .
Prem : All Good Lakshya ! Lagta Hai Tumhe Zyada Baat Karna Nahi Pasand !
Lakshya : ( Nods in Agreement )
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kya Hi Bore Ladka Hai ! Mujhe Bhi Bore Kar Dega !
Prem : Me Aata Hu Baad Me!
Prem Room Ke Baahar Chala Jaata Hai . Room se Baahar Nikalte Hi…..
*Splash*
Prem Ke Muh Par Udti Huyi Cold Coffee Geerti Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) FUCKK !!
Ladki : Oh I'm So Sorry ! Wo Galti se Mujhse Flip Ho Gaya ! I'm so Sorry !!!
Prem Handkerchief Nikaal Apna Muh Saaf Karta Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar us Ladki Par Padti Hai .
Ladki : I'm So Sorry !! Wo Galti se Ho Gaya !
Prem : Thoda Aa Dhyaan se !
Ladki : I'm Really Very Sorry !
Prem : Koyi Baat Nahi !
Ladki : Hi ! Myself Kulguaravi
Prem : Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Kaulgauravi : Prem Rajveer Mehra ! Bahut Bada Name Hai !
Prem : Rajveer Mera Papa Ka Name Hai !
बड़ी ज़हरीली आँख मारे
कमसिन कमरिया साली
Prem : Ye Itna Loud Volume Par Kon Gaane Sun Raha Hai??
Kaulgauravi : Woh Mera Room Hai ! Yahi Tumhare Room Ke Saamne Waala ! me aur Mere Jo Roommates Hai Woh Bas Aese Hi Chill Karne Ke Liye Dance Kar Rahe The !
Prem : Nice !
Kaulgauravi : ( Smile ) Tum Bhi Aa Jao ! Apne Roommates Ko Bhi Saath Le Aao ! Saath Me Chill Karte Hai !
Prem : Mera Ek Roommate To Gaya Apni Girlfriend Se Milne aur Dusra Kuch Zyada Hi Ghoomsoom Hai Apne Aap Me !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) To Aao ! Tum Bore Nahi Hoge ! Aur Bhi Bahut Log Hai Andar !
Kulgauravi Prem Ko Apne Saath Uske Room Me Lekar Jaati Hai Jaha Aur Bhi Kayi Log The .
Saare Log Waha Enjoy Kar Rahe The , Joro - Shoro se Gaane Bajaakar Naach Rahe The . Un Sab Me Kulgauravi Bhi Join Ho Jaati Hai . Prem Bhi Unke Saath Join Ho Jaata Hai .
नोट हज़ारों के…….खुल्ला छुट्टा कराने आई
हुस्न की तिल्ली से
बीड़ी-चिल्लम जलाने आई
आई चिकनी चमेली
छुप के अकेली पव्वा चढ़ा के आई
आई चिकनी चमेली
छुप के अकेली पव्वा चढ़ा के आई
_____________________________
Location : Mumbai
Rajveer : Ajith ! Ye Mumbai Saala Hosh Me Rehne Ke Liye Majbur Karta Rehta Hai ! Kashmir Me Wo Ghar Mujhe Hosh Me Aane Hi Nahi Deta !
Rajveer Chair Par Baithe Hue Cigarette Fukh Raha Tha Wahi Ajith Uske Saamne Khada Tha .
Rajveer : Cancer Ki Wajah se Mai To Jaane Hi Waala Hu ! Mere Jaane Ke Baad Kya Karoge Tum Ajith ? Itne Buddhe Ho Gaye Fir Bhi Na Shaadi Ki Na Bacche !
Ajith : Acha Hua Jo Nahi Ki Master ! Aur Aapke Jaane Ke Baad Me Aaram se Kahi Jaakar Rahuga Jaha Subah Uthte Hi Surya Ki Kiran Mujh Par Pade !
Rajveer : Sahi Hai ! Wese Prerna Aur Diya Ki Kya Khabar Hai ??
Ajith : Bas Wo Roz School Jaati Hai aur Aati Hai ! Bas Yahi Hai !
Rajveer : Wo Mere Baare Me Kya Sochti Hogi ?? Unka Baap Zinda Hai Fir Bhi Unke Saath Zyada Samay Nahi Bitata !
Ajith : Maaf Kariyega Master Par Jab Se Prerna Ma'am Gaye Hai , Aapne Sab Ke Saath Apna Naata Tod Hi Diya Hai ! Aapke Aur Bhi Kayi Rishte The Jin Par se Aapne Bilkul Hi Nazar Hata Li ! Aapko To Ab Pata Bhi Nahi Hai Ki Wo Kaha Hai Aur Kese Hai ? Unme se Kayi Ke Saath Aapki Santaan Bhi Thi Par Ab Aap Uske Baare Me Sochte Bhi Nahi Hai ! Aapne Unke Saath Waada Kar Kisika Bhi Khyaal Nahi Rakha !
Rajveer : Wo Jaha Bhi Hoge Theek Hi Hoge ! Prerna Ke Jaane Ke Baad Mai Apne Aap Ka Dhyaan Nahi Rakh Paaya , Unka Kya Rakhta ? Me To Apne Hi Hosh Me Nahi Tha ! Abhi Bhi Nahi Hu !
Ajith : Rajveer Mehra…..The Emperor….
Rajveer : But Now He is Just a Dead Soul !
Ajith : Mene Kabhi Nahi Socha Tha Ki Agar Aap Gire To Waapas Kabhi Khade Nahi Ho Paoge !
Rajveer : Ab Saala Mann Hi Nahi Karta Khada Hone Ka ! Kon Waapas Jeeye Ab Aur Kiske Liye Jeeyu Mai ?
Ajith : Apne Aap Ke Liye ! Apni Family Ke Liye !
Rajveer : Ajith Jab Me Apne Aap Ko Dekhta Hu Na ! Tab Mujhe Mere Andar Prerna Dikhti Hai ! Har Jagah Mujhe Bas Prerna Dikhti Hai ! Me Kabhi Usse Aage Nikal Hi Nahi Sakta !
Ajith : Mujhe Bataiye Wo Gold Ka Kya Karna Hai ??
Rajveer : Wo Jaha Chupa Hua Hai Uske Ab Wahi Rehne Do ! Uske Baare Me Sirf Hum Dono Hi Jaante Hai ! Agar Tumhe Chahiye To Le Lena !
Ajith : Mai Ab Is Umra Me Uska Kya Karuga ? Me To Aapke Liye Keh Raha Tha ! Aap Usko Apne Baccho Ke Liye Rakh Sakte Hai !
Rajveer : Ab Jo Jaha Hai Usko Wahi Rehne Do Ajith !
Ajith : Theek Hai Master !
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Location : Delhi
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) So Kesa Laga ?
Prem : ( Smiles ) Actually It Was Fun !
Kulgauravi : Wese Kaha Se Ho Tum ?
Prem : Me Yahi Mumbai se ! Tum Kaha se Ho !
Kulgauravi : Wese To Mere Parents Bangaluru Me Rehte Hai But Me Filhaal Indore Me Rehti Hu Apne Maternal Grandparents Ke Saath ! Indore Me Hi Schooling Kar Rahi Hu !
Prem : Nice ! Bengalore Me……
Kulgauravi : Not Bengalore ! It's Bangaluru !
Prem : Oh Yes ! My Bad ! Bangaluru !
Kulgauravi : Good ! Wese Yaha se Raat Ko Baahar Jaana Allowed Nahi Hai Na !
Prem : Pata Nahi ! Me To Aaj Hi Aaya Hu !
Kulgauravi : Me Kal se Yaha Hu ! Raat Ke 10 Ke Baad Yaha Se Baahar Nahi Jaane Dete !
Prem : ( Smile ) Kyunki Miss Ye Delhi Hai ! Yaha To Raat Ko Animals Bhi Safe Nahi Hai ! Hum To Fir Bhi Insaan Hai !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) Par Raat Ko Baahar Jaana To Hai Ghumne ! Aaj Raat Chale ??
Prem : ( Smile ) Miss Kulgauravi Hume Mile Hi 1-2 Ghante Huye Hai ! Agar Mai Evil Nikla To? Aur Mene Fayeda Uthane Ki Koshish Ki To ?
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) Haan Tum Lagte Bhi Ho Shakal se Tharki ! Par Mere Protection Ke Liye Sab Kuch Hai ! Par Agar Mene Tumhara Faayda Uthane Ki Koshish Ki To ??
Prem : ( Smile ) Oh Fuck ! Iske Baare Me To Mene Socha Hi Nahi !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) To Chalte Hai Aaj Raat Ko Excect 11 PM Ko ! Tumhare Dost Aa Rahe Ho To Unko Bhi Saath Me Le Lena ! Aur Haan… Apni Ijjat Ko Bachakar Rakhna Mujhse !
*15 Minutes Later*
*In Room*
Prem : Aa Gaye Milkar !
Raj : Bilkul Brother !
Prem : Wese Suno ! Raat Ko Baahar Chaloge Saath Me ?
Raj : Yaha Raat Ko Baahar Jaana Allowed Nahi Hai !
Prem : Isliye To ! Chup Kar Piche Ki Diwaar se Chale Jaayega ! Wo To Choti Hi Hai!
Raj : ( Smile ) Interesting ! Me Aa Raha Hu ! Maza Aayega ! Aesi Bakchodi Karne Me Mujhe Bada Maza Aata Hai !
Prem : Lakshya ?? Tum Aaoge ??
Lakshya : Haan ! Me Bhi Aauga !
Lakshya : ( Mann Me ) Good ! Aaj Sleeping Pills Lene Ki Jarurat Nahi Padegi !
Prem : Raat Ki 11 Baje Chalte Hai Baahar ! Delhi Ki Night Life Bhi Dekh Hi Lege !
*At Night*
*11 PM*
Prem , Raj aur Lakshya Room se Baahar Nikal Chuke The . Wahi Unko Kulgauravi Bhi Mil Jaati Hai .
Raj : Ye Ladki Bhi Saath Me Aayegi ??
Kulgauravi : Kulgauravi ! And Yes ! Me Bhi Aa Rahi Hoon !
Prem : Haan !
Kulgauravi : Lakshya ??? Right ?? Troubling Trio Ke Main Member !!
Lakshya : ( Nods in Agreement ) Chale ?
Prem : Haan !
Kulgauravi : Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Humare Bich Ek Celebrity Bhi Hai !
Chaaro Waha se Chup-Chupkar Baahar Nikalte Hai . Woh Sab Choti si Diwaar se Kud Kar Baahar Nikal Jaate Hai . Par Koyi Tha Jiski Nazar Baahar Jaate Hue Prem Par Pad Gayi Thi .
Kulgauravi : To Ab Kaha Jaana Hai ??
Prem : Yaha se To Aage Chalte Hai !
Raj : Haan !
Chaaro Log Waha se Aage Jaane Lagte Hai . Kuch Hi Samay Hua Tha Prem aur Kulgauravi Ko Mile Par Un Dono Ki Hi Vibe Ek Dusre se Match Ho Chuki Thi Jiski Wajah se Un Dono Ka Hi Ek Connection Ban Chuka Tha .
Woh Chaaro Raste Ke Side Par Chal Rahe The Tabhi Ek-Ek Karke Kayi Bikes Unke Pass Aakar Rukti Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar Aditya Par Padti Hai aur Wo Sab Samajh Jaata Hai .
Karib 30-40 Log Waha Jama Ho Gaye The Jinke Haatho Me Hockey Stick Thi .
Kulgauravi : Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai ? We Should Call The Cops !
Prem : Leave It !
Aditya : Ketu Bhaiya ! Wo Jo Laal Jacket Me Khada Hai , Wahi Hai Prem !
Ketu : Jao Re Sab ! Haddiya Todo Uski ! Aur Koyi Beech Me Aaye To Unki Bhi Haddiya Tod Do !
Wo Sab Log Prem se Thodi Hi Dur Khade The . Wo Sab Prem Ki Taraf Badh Rahe The .
Prem : Ye Log Mere Liye Aaye Hai ! Tum Sab Jao….Mai Dekh Luga ! Aaj Ye Kissa Khatam Karta Hoon !
Raj : Me Bhi Hoon Saath Mai!
Lakshya : Phew ! Okay Me Bhi Hoon ! I'm a Boxer also !
Prem : Kulgauravi Thoda Dur Chali Jao !
Kulgauravi : Yaha se Bhagte Hai ! Tum Teeno Kya Maar Khaane Ke Liye Ruk Rahe Ho?
Raj : Just Wait and Watch !
Kulgauravi Unse Thoda sa Dur Chali Jaati Hai aur Apni Pocket Me se Peppar Spray Nikalti Hai .
Prem aur Lakshya Apni Hi Jagah Khade The Par Wahi Un Logo Ko Apni Taraf Aata Dekh Raj Unki Taraf Chala Jaata Hai .
Lakshya : Ye Pehle Kyu Aage Jaa Raha Hai ? Wo Aa Hi Rahe The ! Kya Pata Sirf Baatchit Karni Ho Unhe ?
Prem : Ab Jaa Raha Hai To Kya Hi Kar Sakte Hai ? Hum Bhi Chalte Hai ! Wo Log Maarne Hi Aa Rahe Hai !
Wahi Ketu Apni Pocket se Ek Revolver Nikalta Hai .
Aditya : Aree…Kya Kar Rahe Ho Ketu Bhai ? Jaan se Nahi Maarna Hai ! Bas Apahij Karna Hai !
Ketu : Thik Hai !
Ketu Apni Revolver Ko Waapas se Pocket Me Rakh Leta Hai .
Wahi Aditya Hockey Stick Ko Apni Haath Me Liye Aage Daudte Hue Jaata Hai To Uski Nazar Prem , Raj aur Lakshya Par Padti Hai Jo Un Sab Logo se Lad Rahe The .
Raj Akela Hi Kayi Logo Par Bhaari Pad Raha Tha .
Wahi Prem aur Lakshya Bhi Un Sab se Lad Rahe The .
*Slasshh*
Prem Ke Sar Par Zor se Hockey Stick Lagti Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) Aree BC !!
Prem us Aadmi Ke Chest Par Zor se Kick Maarta Hai aur Uske Haath se Hockey Stick Lekar Usko Hi Maarne Lag Jaata Hai.
Prem aur Lakshya Ke Liye Ye Sab Thoda Aasan Ho Chuka Tha Kyunki Raj Akele Hi Un Sab Ko Maar Raha Tha . Uski Raftaar Badi Tez Thi Jisko Dekhkar Prem aur Lakshya Bhi Thoda Shock Me The .
Wahi Lakshya Bhi Kam Nahi Tha . Woh Bhi Un Aadmiyo Ki Jamkar Dhulaai Kar Raha Tha .
In Teeno Ko Bhi Bahut Maar Pad Rahi Thi Par Ye Teeno Hi Un Sab Par Bhaari Pad Rahe The .
Prem Aditya Ke Pass Jaata Hai aur Jor se Hockey Uske Sar Par Maarta Hai .
Prem : BHENCHOD TU SUDHREGA NAHI !
Prem Aditya Ko Maarne Ka Mauka Hi Nahi De Raha Tha . Woh Usko Lagataar Maarte Hi Reh Raha Tha . Aditya Ke Muh Ka Naksha Bigad Chuka Tha .
Wahi Lakshya Bhi Ketu Ko Maar Raha Tha.
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
Lakshya Lagaatar Ketu Ke Muh Par Punch Maarta Raha Tha . Uske Muh se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha .
Wahi Raj Akele Hi Un Sab Ladko Ki Haalat Kharaab Kar Raha Tha .
Ketu Apni Pocket Me se Revolver Nikaalta Hai aur
*Shoot*
Revolver Me se Goli Nikalti Hai aur Wo Hawa Me Shoot Kar Leta Hai .
Gun Dekhte Hi Lakshya Usse Thoda Dur Chala Jaata Hai . Prem aur Raj Bhi Wahi Ruk Jaate Hai .
Ketu : ( Gusse Me ) AB KOYI NAHI HILEGA APNI JAGAH !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Jaha Dekhu Waha Gun Aa Hi Jaati Hai !
Aditya Zameen se Khada Ho Jaata Hai aur Apne Haath Me Hockey Stick Le Leta Hai.
Ketu : AB TUM TEENO ME SE KOYI NAHI HILEGA !! AGAR TUM LOGO NE LADNA CHALU KIYA TO WAHI MAAR DAALUGA !!
Prem : Aditya Teri Dushmani Mere Saath Hai ! Jo Bhi Karna Hai Mere Saath Kar…Inko Jaane De ! Warna Jab Agli Baar Tu Mujhe Milega Me Tujhe Chhoduga Nahi !
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
Aditya Lagaatar Prem Ke Muh Par Hockey se Maare Jaa Raha Tha . Prem Ke Muh se Khoon Nikalna Start Ho Jaata Hai .
Wahi Wo Saare Aadmi Milkar Bhi Raj aur Lakshya Ko Pakad Kar Maarne Lagte Hai.
*Slasshhhh*
Aditya Prem Ke Sar Par Itni Zor se Maarta Hai Ki Woh Wahi Zameen Par Gir Jaata Hai aur Uski Aankhe Bandh Ho Jaati Hai .
Aditya : ( Laughs ) KETU BHAI HO GAYA MERA KAAM !!
Ketu : CHALO RE AB ! CHALTE HAI YAHA SE !
*5 Minutes Later*
Un Logo Ke Jaate Hi Raj aur Lakshya Prem Ke Pass Pahuchte Hai . Kulgauravi Bhi Prem Ke Pass aa Jati Hai
Prem Jameen Par Behosh Gira Hua Tha .
Raj : Isko Isi Waqt Hospital Lekar Jaana Padega !
Kulgauravi : Haan ! Jaldi Chalo !
Lakshya : is Waqt Cab Milna Mushkil Hai !
Raj : Me Apne Friend Ko Call Karta Hu ! Woh Yahi Pass Hi Rehte Hai ! Wo Uske Papa Ko Lekar aa Jayega Car Ke Saath !
Raj Apna Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Apne Best Friend Aman Ko Call Karta Hai .
*2 Hours Later*
Prem Ki Aankhe Khulti Hai . Woh Hospital Bed Par Leta Hua Tha . Uske Saamne Raj , Lakshya , Kulgauravi , Aman ( Raj Ka Friend ) Khada Tha .
Aman Khud Hi Car Lekar Aa Gaya Tha .
Kulgauravi : Ab Kesa Lag Raha Hai ??
Prem : Yeah Good !
Raj : Take Some Rest ! Tumhari To Bahut Bleeding Ho Chuki Hai !
Prem : I'm Sorry ! Meri Wajah se Tum Dono Bhi Isme Involve Ho Gaye aur Tumhe Bhi Bahut Maar Padi !
Raj : Koyi Na Bhai ! Tu Apne Aap Ko Sambhal !
Lakshya : Yeah !
Kulgauravi : Kal Competition Hai , Uska Kya ?
Prem : Me To Compete Kar Luga ! Bhale Hi Haar Jau Par Khel Luga !
Raj : Me Bhi Aaram se Khel Luga ! Ye Chot Thodi Der Baad Kam Dard Karegi !
Lakshya : Me Chess To Khel Luga Par Haath Par Hi Chot Lagi Hai Isliye Boxing Nahi Kar Pauga !
Prem : I'm Sorry Lakshya !
Lakshya : ( Smile ) Chill ! It Wasn't Your Fault !
Kulgauravi : Nightout To Fightout Ban Gaya ! Me is Raat Ko Apni Puri Zindagi Bhar Yaad Rakhugi !!
Aaj Ke Liye Bas Itna Hi . Like Karna aur Apna Review Dena Na Bhule . Milte Hai Jald Hi Agle Update Ke Saath Agle Sunday Ko . Tab Tak Ke Liye , Cheers
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Bahot badhiya shaandar updateUpdate 45
Prem's Past Paranoid ~ 3
[ Prem Room Ke Andar Chala Jaata Hai . Waha Ek Aur Ladka Tha . Woh Chair Par Baithe-Baithe Juice Pee Raha Tha .
Prem : Hi ! Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Ladka : Hi ! RAJ AGGRAWAL Here !!!! ]
Ab Aage :
Prem : Hi Raj Agarwal !
Raj : Not Agarwal ! It's Aggrawal ! Raj Aggrawal !
Prem : Oh My Bad !
Raj : Kaha se Ho ??
Prem : Mumbai !
Raj : Me Bhi Wese Mumbai se Hi Hu Par Abhi Delhi Me Schooling Kar Raha Hoon !
Prem : Hercules ??
Raj : What ???
Prem : Kuch Nahi….Wo Bas Tumhari Tshirt Par Likha Tha ! Wese Konsa Sports Khelte Ho ?? Mai Badminton Ke Liye Aaya Hu ! Tum ??
Raj : Cricket !
Prem : Good !
Prem Apna Bag Side Me Rakh Deta Hai . Is Chote se Room Me Bhi Chote - Chote Teen Bed The .
Raj : Konsi Class Me Ho ??
Prem : ( Smile ) 12th ! You ??
Raj : Same !
Prem : To Tum Yahi Rehte Ho Delhi Me Family Ke Saath ??
Raj : Me Akela Hi Rehta Hoon Yaha ! Parents Mumbai Me Hi Rehte Hai !
Prem : Akele ? Nice ! Me To Shayad Kabhi Akela Nahi Reh Pau Apne Parents Ke Bagair !
Raj : Pehle-Pehle Aesa Lagta Hai Par Dheere Dheere Aadat Ban Jaati Hai ! Wese Video Call Par Ghar Par Baate Hoti Rehti Hai !
Prem : Good !
*Knock* *Knock*
Raj : Lagta Hai Teesra Member Bhi Aa Gaya ! AAJAO !!!!!
*Gate Opens*
Ek Ladka Room Me Apne Bag Ke Saath Enter Karta Hai
Woh Ladka Room Me Aata Hai aur Apna Bag Side Me Rakh Deta Hai .
Prem : Hi ! Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Raj : And Myself Raj Aggrawal !
Ladka : Myself Lakshya ! Lakshya Oberoi !
Raj : To Bed Decide Karle !
Prem : Sabhi Same Hi Hai…. Koyi Kuch Bhi Le Lo !
Raj : Yep !!!
Lakshya Jaakar Ek Bed Par Baith Jaata Hai .
Raj : Kaha se Ho Lakshya ?? Wese Mene Tumhe Shayad Kahi Dekha Hua Hai !
Lakshya : Mumbai !
Prem : Oh ! To Overall Hum Teeno Hi Mumbai se Hai Jo Delhi Me Mil Rahe Hai !
Raj : Haan Yaad Aaya ! Lakshya Oberoi ! The Famous Singer Cum Social Media Celebrity ! Meri GF Nikki Tumhari Fan Hai…Tumhare Aur Tumhare Troubling Trio Group Ki…..Par Khaas Kar Tumhari Fan Hai !
Lakshya : Thanks ! But Wo Group Ab Bandh Ho Chuka Hai ! So I Would Like Agar Hum Iske Baare Me Baat Na Kare !
Raj : OH ! OK !
Prem : Anyways….Konse Sports Ke Liye Aaye Ho ??
Lakshya : Chess and Boxing !!!
Prem : Chess aur Boxing Dono ????
Lakshya : Yeah !
Raj : Aur Dono Me Hi is Level Par Aakar Khel Rahe Ho ! Bahut Zyada Talented Ho Tum !
Prem : Wese….Me To Bahut Thak Chuka Hoon Bus Me Travel Kar ! Ab So Jaata Hoon !
Raj : Yeah….Tum Dono So Jao !!
*5 Hours Later*
Prem Neend se Uth Chuka Tha . Wo Abhi Cafeteria Me Tha Jaha Raj Bhi Uske Saath Tha . Lakshya Room Me Hi Tha .
Prem : So…Kesa Hai Delhi !
Raj : Bahut Acha ! But Mumbai Jesa Nahi ! Par Fir Bhi Bahut Acha !
Prem : Tum Yaha Kyu Reh Rahe Ho ?? Tum To Delhi Me Hi Rehte Ho To Waha se Hi Up-Down Kar Sakte Ho ?
Raj : Ab Me Waha Akela Rehta Hu To Socha 1-2 Din Yaha Aajau !
Prem : Sahi Hai ! Akele Raho Isse Acha Kuch Din Logo Ke Saath Reh Lo !
Raj : Yeah ! Chai Piyoge ?
Prem : Nahi ! Me Sirf Coffee Peeta Hu !
Raj : Mujhe To Kuch Bhi Chalta Hai !
Prem : Abhi To Kuch Peene Ka Mann Nahi Hai !
Raj : Mera Bhi Nahi Hai ! Room Me Hi Chale ???
Prem : Haan !
Prem aur Raj Dono Hi Waapas Room Me Aa Jate Hai Jaha Lakshya Room Me Baithkar Cigaratte Fuk Raha Tha .
Prem : Abhi se Cigarette Peene Lag Gaye ?
Lakshya : Tumhe Koyi Dikkat?
Prem : Nahi ! Please Continue !
*Call Rings*
Raj Apni Pocket se Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Mobile Par Baate Karne Lagta Hai .
*5 Minute Later*
Raj : Mujhe To Abhi Jaana Hai ! Meri GF Ke Saath Coffee Date Hai ! Milte Hai Baar Me !
Prem : Sure !
Raj Waha se Chala Jaata Hai
Sirf Prem aur Lakshya Hi Room Me Baithe Hue The .
Prem : All Good Lakshya ! Lagta Hai Tumhe Zyada Baat Karna Nahi Pasand !
Lakshya : ( Nods in Agreement )
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kya Hi Bore Ladka Hai ! Mujhe Bhi Bore Kar Dega !
Prem : Me Aata Hu Baad Me!
Prem Room Ke Baahar Chala Jaata Hai . Room se Baahar Nikalte Hi…..
*Splash*
Prem Ke Muh Par Udti Huyi Cold Coffee Geerti Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) FUCKK !!
Ladki : Oh I'm So Sorry ! Wo Galti se Mujhse Flip Ho Gaya ! I'm so Sorry !!!
Prem Handkerchief Nikaal Apna Muh Saaf Karta Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar us Ladki Par Padti Hai .
Ladki : I'm So Sorry !! Wo Galti se Ho Gaya !
Prem : Thoda Aa Dhyaan se !
Ladki : I'm Really Very Sorry !
Prem : Koyi Baat Nahi !
Ladki : Hi ! Myself Kulguaravi
Prem : Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Kaulgauravi : Prem Rajveer Mehra ! Bahut Bada Name Hai !
Prem : Rajveer Mera Papa Ka Name Hai !
बड़ी ज़हरीली आँख मारे
कमसिन कमरिया साली
Prem : Ye Itna Loud Volume Par Kon Gaane Sun Raha Hai??
Kaulgauravi : Woh Mera Room Hai ! Yahi Tumhare Room Ke Saamne Waala ! me aur Mere Jo Roommates Hai Woh Bas Aese Hi Chill Karne Ke Liye Dance Kar Rahe The !
Prem : Nice !
Kaulgauravi : ( Smile ) Tum Bhi Aa Jao ! Apne Roommates Ko Bhi Saath Le Aao ! Saath Me Chill Karte Hai !
Prem : Mera Ek Roommate To Gaya Apni Girlfriend Se Milne aur Dusra Kuch Zyada Hi Ghoomsoom Hai Apne Aap Me !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) To Aao ! Tum Bore Nahi Hoge ! Aur Bhi Bahut Log Hai Andar !
Kulgauravi Prem Ko Apne Saath Uske Room Me Lekar Jaati Hai Jaha Aur Bhi Kayi Log The .
Saare Log Waha Enjoy Kar Rahe The , Joro - Shoro se Gaane Bajaakar Naach Rahe The . Un Sab Me Kulgauravi Bhi Join Ho Jaati Hai . Prem Bhi Unke Saath Join Ho Jaata Hai .
नोट हज़ारों के…….खुल्ला छुट्टा कराने आई
हुस्न की तिल्ली से
बीड़ी-चिल्लम जलाने आई
आई चिकनी चमेली
छुप के अकेली पव्वा चढ़ा के आई
आई चिकनी चमेली
छुप के अकेली पव्वा चढ़ा के आई
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Location : Mumbai
Rajveer : Ajith ! Ye Mumbai Saala Hosh Me Rehne Ke Liye Majbur Karta Rehta Hai ! Kashmir Me Wo Ghar Mujhe Hosh Me Aane Hi Nahi Deta !
Rajveer Chair Par Baithe Hue Cigarette Fukh Raha Tha Wahi Ajith Uske Saamne Khada Tha .
Rajveer : Cancer Ki Wajah se Mai To Jaane Hi Waala Hu ! Mere Jaane Ke Baad Kya Karoge Tum Ajith ? Itne Buddhe Ho Gaye Fir Bhi Na Shaadi Ki Na Bacche !
Ajith : Acha Hua Jo Nahi Ki Master ! Aur Aapke Jaane Ke Baad Me Aaram se Kahi Jaakar Rahuga Jaha Subah Uthte Hi Surya Ki Kiran Mujh Par Pade !
Rajveer : Sahi Hai ! Wese Prerna Aur Diya Ki Kya Khabar Hai ??
Ajith : Bas Wo Roz School Jaati Hai aur Aati Hai ! Bas Yahi Hai !
Rajveer : Wo Mere Baare Me Kya Sochti Hogi ?? Unka Baap Zinda Hai Fir Bhi Unke Saath Zyada Samay Nahi Bitata !
Ajith : Maaf Kariyega Master Par Jab Se Prerna Ma'am Gaye Hai , Aapne Sab Ke Saath Apna Naata Tod Hi Diya Hai ! Aapke Aur Bhi Kayi Rishte The Jin Par se Aapne Bilkul Hi Nazar Hata Li ! Aapko To Ab Pata Bhi Nahi Hai Ki Wo Kaha Hai Aur Kese Hai ? Unme se Kayi Ke Saath Aapki Santaan Bhi Thi Par Ab Aap Uske Baare Me Sochte Bhi Nahi Hai ! Aapne Unke Saath Waada Kar Kisika Bhi Khyaal Nahi Rakha !
Rajveer : Wo Jaha Bhi Hoge Theek Hi Hoge ! Prerna Ke Jaane Ke Baad Mai Apne Aap Ka Dhyaan Nahi Rakh Paaya , Unka Kya Rakhta ? Me To Apne Hi Hosh Me Nahi Tha ! Abhi Bhi Nahi Hu !
Ajith : Rajveer Mehra…..The Emperor….
Rajveer : But Now He is Just a Dead Soul !
Ajith : Mene Kabhi Nahi Socha Tha Ki Agar Aap Gire To Waapas Kabhi Khade Nahi Ho Paoge !
Rajveer : Ab Saala Mann Hi Nahi Karta Khada Hone Ka ! Kon Waapas Jeeye Ab Aur Kiske Liye Jeeyu Mai ?
Ajith : Apne Aap Ke Liye ! Apni Family Ke Liye !
Rajveer : Ajith Jab Me Apne Aap Ko Dekhta Hu Na ! Tab Mujhe Mere Andar Prerna Dikhti Hai ! Har Jagah Mujhe Bas Prerna Dikhti Hai ! Me Kabhi Usse Aage Nikal Hi Nahi Sakta !
Ajith : Mujhe Bataiye Wo Gold Ka Kya Karna Hai ??
Rajveer : Wo Jaha Chupa Hua Hai Uske Ab Wahi Rehne Do ! Uske Baare Me Sirf Hum Dono Hi Jaante Hai ! Agar Tumhe Chahiye To Le Lena !
Ajith : Mai Ab Is Umra Me Uska Kya Karuga ? Me To Aapke Liye Keh Raha Tha ! Aap Usko Apne Baccho Ke Liye Rakh Sakte Hai !
Rajveer : Ab Jo Jaha Hai Usko Wahi Rehne Do Ajith !
Ajith : Theek Hai Master !
_____________________________
Location : Delhi
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) So Kesa Laga ?
Prem : ( Smiles ) Actually It Was Fun !
Kulgauravi : Wese Kaha Se Ho Tum ?
Prem : Me Yahi Mumbai se ! Tum Kaha se Ho !
Kulgauravi : Wese To Mere Parents Bangaluru Me Rehte Hai But Me Filhaal Indore Me Rehti Hu Apne Maternal Grandparents Ke Saath ! Indore Me Hi Schooling Kar Rahi Hu !
Prem : Nice ! Bengalore Me……
Kulgauravi : Not Bengalore ! It's Bangaluru !
Prem : Oh Yes ! My Bad ! Bangaluru !
Kulgauravi : Good ! Wese Yaha se Raat Ko Baahar Jaana Allowed Nahi Hai Na !
Prem : Pata Nahi ! Me To Aaj Hi Aaya Hu !
Kulgauravi : Me Kal se Yaha Hu ! Raat Ke 10 Ke Baad Yaha Se Baahar Nahi Jaane Dete !
Prem : ( Smile ) Kyunki Miss Ye Delhi Hai ! Yaha To Raat Ko Animals Bhi Safe Nahi Hai ! Hum To Fir Bhi Insaan Hai !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) Par Raat Ko Baahar Jaana To Hai Ghumne ! Aaj Raat Chale ??
Prem : ( Smile ) Miss Kulgauravi Hume Mile Hi 1-2 Ghante Huye Hai ! Agar Mai Evil Nikla To? Aur Mene Fayeda Uthane Ki Koshish Ki To ?
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) Haan Tum Lagte Bhi Ho Shakal se Tharki ! Par Mere Protection Ke Liye Sab Kuch Hai ! Par Agar Mene Tumhara Faayda Uthane Ki Koshish Ki To ??
Prem : ( Smile ) Oh Fuck ! Iske Baare Me To Mene Socha Hi Nahi !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) To Chalte Hai Aaj Raat Ko Excect 11 PM Ko ! Tumhare Dost Aa Rahe Ho To Unko Bhi Saath Me Le Lena ! Aur Haan… Apni Ijjat Ko Bachakar Rakhna Mujhse !
*15 Minutes Later*
*In Room*
Prem : Aa Gaye Milkar !
Raj : Bilkul Brother !
Prem : Wese Suno ! Raat Ko Baahar Chaloge Saath Me ?
Raj : Yaha Raat Ko Baahar Jaana Allowed Nahi Hai !
Prem : Isliye To ! Chup Kar Piche Ki Diwaar se Chale Jaayega ! Wo To Choti Hi Hai!
Raj : ( Smile ) Interesting ! Me Aa Raha Hu ! Maza Aayega ! Aesi Bakchodi Karne Me Mujhe Bada Maza Aata Hai !
Prem : Lakshya ?? Tum Aaoge ??
Lakshya : Haan ! Me Bhi Aauga !
Lakshya : ( Mann Me ) Good ! Aaj Sleeping Pills Lene Ki Jarurat Nahi Padegi !
Prem : Raat Ki 11 Baje Chalte Hai Baahar ! Delhi Ki Night Life Bhi Dekh Hi Lege !
*At Night*
*11 PM*
Prem , Raj aur Lakshya Room se Baahar Nikal Chuke The . Wahi Unko Kulgauravi Bhi Mil Jaati Hai .
Raj : Ye Ladki Bhi Saath Me Aayegi ??
Kulgauravi : Kulgauravi ! And Yes ! Me Bhi Aa Rahi Hoon !
Prem : Haan !
Kulgauravi : Lakshya ??? Right ?? Troubling Trio Ke Main Member !!
Lakshya : ( Nods in Agreement ) Chale ?
Prem : Haan !
Kulgauravi : Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Humare Bich Ek Celebrity Bhi Hai !
Chaaro Waha se Chup-Chupkar Baahar Nikalte Hai . Woh Sab Choti si Diwaar se Kud Kar Baahar Nikal Jaate Hai . Par Koyi Tha Jiski Nazar Baahar Jaate Hue Prem Par Pad Gayi Thi .
Kulgauravi : To Ab Kaha Jaana Hai ??
Prem : Yaha se To Aage Chalte Hai !
Raj : Haan !
Chaaro Log Waha se Aage Jaane Lagte Hai . Kuch Hi Samay Hua Tha Prem aur Kulgauravi Ko Mile Par Un Dono Ki Hi Vibe Ek Dusre se Match Ho Chuki Thi Jiski Wajah se Un Dono Ka Hi Ek Connection Ban Chuka Tha .
Woh Chaaro Raste Ke Side Par Chal Rahe The Tabhi Ek-Ek Karke Kayi Bikes Unke Pass Aakar Rukti Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar Aditya Par Padti Hai aur Wo Sab Samajh Jaata Hai .
Karib 30-40 Log Waha Jama Ho Gaye The Jinke Haatho Me Hockey Stick Thi .
Kulgauravi : Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai ? We Should Call The Cops !
Prem : Leave It !
Aditya : Ketu Bhaiya ! Wo Jo Laal Jacket Me Khada Hai , Wahi Hai Prem !
Ketu : Jao Re Sab ! Haddiya Todo Uski ! Aur Koyi Beech Me Aaye To Unki Bhi Haddiya Tod Do !
Wo Sab Log Prem se Thodi Hi Dur Khade The . Wo Sab Prem Ki Taraf Badh Rahe The .
Prem : Ye Log Mere Liye Aaye Hai ! Tum Sab Jao….Mai Dekh Luga ! Aaj Ye Kissa Khatam Karta Hoon !
Raj : Me Bhi Hoon Saath Mai!
Lakshya : Phew ! Okay Me Bhi Hoon ! I'm a Boxer also !
Prem : Kulgauravi Thoda Dur Chali Jao !
Kulgauravi : Yaha se Bhagte Hai ! Tum Teeno Kya Maar Khaane Ke Liye Ruk Rahe Ho?
Raj : Just Wait and Watch !
Kulgauravi Unse Thoda sa Dur Chali Jaati Hai aur Apni Pocket Me se Peppar Spray Nikalti Hai .
Prem aur Lakshya Apni Hi Jagah Khade The Par Wahi Un Logo Ko Apni Taraf Aata Dekh Raj Unki Taraf Chala Jaata Hai .
Lakshya : Ye Pehle Kyu Aage Jaa Raha Hai ? Wo Aa Hi Rahe The ! Kya Pata Sirf Baatchit Karni Ho Unhe ?
Prem : Ab Jaa Raha Hai To Kya Hi Kar Sakte Hai ? Hum Bhi Chalte Hai ! Wo Log Maarne Hi Aa Rahe Hai !
Wahi Ketu Apni Pocket se Ek Revolver Nikalta Hai .
Aditya : Aree…Kya Kar Rahe Ho Ketu Bhai ? Jaan se Nahi Maarna Hai ! Bas Apahij Karna Hai !
Ketu : Thik Hai !
Ketu Apni Revolver Ko Waapas se Pocket Me Rakh Leta Hai .
Wahi Aditya Hockey Stick Ko Apni Haath Me Liye Aage Daudte Hue Jaata Hai To Uski Nazar Prem , Raj aur Lakshya Par Padti Hai Jo Un Sab Logo se Lad Rahe The .
Raj Akela Hi Kayi Logo Par Bhaari Pad Raha Tha .
Wahi Prem aur Lakshya Bhi Un Sab se Lad Rahe The .
*Slasshh*
Prem Ke Sar Par Zor se Hockey Stick Lagti Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) Aree BC !!
Prem us Aadmi Ke Chest Par Zor se Kick Maarta Hai aur Uske Haath se Hockey Stick Lekar Usko Hi Maarne Lag Jaata Hai.
Prem aur Lakshya Ke Liye Ye Sab Thoda Aasan Ho Chuka Tha Kyunki Raj Akele Hi Un Sab Ko Maar Raha Tha . Uski Raftaar Badi Tez Thi Jisko Dekhkar Prem aur Lakshya Bhi Thoda Shock Me The .
Wahi Lakshya Bhi Kam Nahi Tha . Woh Bhi Un Aadmiyo Ki Jamkar Dhulaai Kar Raha Tha .
In Teeno Ko Bhi Bahut Maar Pad Rahi Thi Par Ye Teeno Hi Un Sab Par Bhaari Pad Rahe The .
Prem Aditya Ke Pass Jaata Hai aur Jor se Hockey Uske Sar Par Maarta Hai .
Prem : BHENCHOD TU SUDHREGA NAHI !
Prem Aditya Ko Maarne Ka Mauka Hi Nahi De Raha Tha . Woh Usko Lagataar Maarte Hi Reh Raha Tha . Aditya Ke Muh Ka Naksha Bigad Chuka Tha .
Wahi Lakshya Bhi Ketu Ko Maar Raha Tha.
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
Lakshya Lagaatar Ketu Ke Muh Par Punch Maarta Raha Tha . Uske Muh se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha .
Wahi Raj Akele Hi Un Sab Ladko Ki Haalat Kharaab Kar Raha Tha .
Ketu Apni Pocket Me se Revolver Nikaalta Hai aur
*Shoot*
Revolver Me se Goli Nikalti Hai aur Wo Hawa Me Shoot Kar Leta Hai .
Gun Dekhte Hi Lakshya Usse Thoda Dur Chala Jaata Hai . Prem aur Raj Bhi Wahi Ruk Jaate Hai .
Ketu : ( Gusse Me ) AB KOYI NAHI HILEGA APNI JAGAH !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Jaha Dekhu Waha Gun Aa Hi Jaati Hai !
Aditya Zameen se Khada Ho Jaata Hai aur Apne Haath Me Hockey Stick Le Leta Hai.
Ketu : AB TUM TEENO ME SE KOYI NAHI HILEGA !! AGAR TUM LOGO NE LADNA CHALU KIYA TO WAHI MAAR DAALUGA !!
Prem : Aditya Teri Dushmani Mere Saath Hai ! Jo Bhi Karna Hai Mere Saath Kar…Inko Jaane De ! Warna Jab Agli Baar Tu Mujhe Milega Me Tujhe Chhoduga Nahi !
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
Aditya Lagaatar Prem Ke Muh Par Hockey se Maare Jaa Raha Tha . Prem Ke Muh se Khoon Nikalna Start Ho Jaata Hai .
Wahi Wo Saare Aadmi Milkar Bhi Raj aur Lakshya Ko Pakad Kar Maarne Lagte Hai.
*Slasshhhh*
Aditya Prem Ke Sar Par Itni Zor se Maarta Hai Ki Woh Wahi Zameen Par Gir Jaata Hai aur Uski Aankhe Bandh Ho Jaati Hai .
Aditya : ( Laughs ) KETU BHAI HO GAYA MERA KAAM !!
Ketu : CHALO RE AB ! CHALTE HAI YAHA SE !
*5 Minutes Later*
Un Logo Ke Jaate Hi Raj aur Lakshya Prem Ke Pass Pahuchte Hai . Kulgauravi Bhi Prem Ke Pass aa Jati Hai
Prem Jameen Par Behosh Gira Hua Tha .
Raj : Isko Isi Waqt Hospital Lekar Jaana Padega !
Kulgauravi : Haan ! Jaldi Chalo !
Lakshya : is Waqt Cab Milna Mushkil Hai !
Raj : Me Apne Friend Ko Call Karta Hu ! Woh Yahi Pass Hi Rehte Hai ! Wo Uske Papa Ko Lekar aa Jayega Car Ke Saath !
Raj Apna Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Apne Best Friend Aman Ko Call Karta Hai .
*2 Hours Later*
Prem Ki Aankhe Khulti Hai . Woh Hospital Bed Par Leta Hua Tha . Uske Saamne Raj , Lakshya , Kulgauravi , Aman ( Raj Ka Friend ) Khada Tha .
Aman Khud Hi Car Lekar Aa Gaya Tha .
Kulgauravi : Ab Kesa Lag Raha Hai ??
Prem : Yeah Good !
Raj : Take Some Rest ! Tumhari To Bahut Bleeding Ho Chuki Hai !
Prem : I'm Sorry ! Meri Wajah se Tum Dono Bhi Isme Involve Ho Gaye aur Tumhe Bhi Bahut Maar Padi !
Raj : Koyi Na Bhai ! Tu Apne Aap Ko Sambhal !
Lakshya : Yeah !
Kulgauravi : Kal Competition Hai , Uska Kya ?
Prem : Me To Compete Kar Luga ! Bhale Hi Haar Jau Par Khel Luga !
Raj : Me Bhi Aaram se Khel Luga ! Ye Chot Thodi Der Baad Kam Dard Karegi !
Lakshya : Me Chess To Khel Luga Par Haath Par Hi Chot Lagi Hai Isliye Boxing Nahi Kar Pauga !
Prem : I'm Sorry Lakshya !
Lakshya : ( Smile ) Chill ! It Wasn't Your Fault !
Kulgauravi : Nightout To Fightout Ban Gaya ! Me is Raat Ko Apni Puri Zindagi Bhar Yaad Rakhugi !!
Aaj Ke Liye Bas Itna Hi . Like Karna aur Apna Review Dena Na Bhule . Milte Hai Jald Hi Agle Update Ke Saath Agle Sunday Ko . Tab Tak Ke Liye , Cheers
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[ Prem Room Ke Andar Chala Jaata Hai . Waha Ek Aur Ladka Tha . Woh Chair Par Baithe-Baithe Juice Pee Raha Tha .
Prem : Hi ! Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Ladka : Hi ! RAJ AGGRAWAL Here !!!! ]
Ab Aage :
Prem : Hi Raj Agarwal !
Raj : Not Agarwal ! It's Aggrawal ! Raj Aggrawal !
Prem : Oh My Bad !
Raj : Kaha se Ho ??
Prem : Mumbai !
Raj : Me Bhi Wese Mumbai se Hi Hu Par Abhi Delhi Me Schooling Kar Raha Hoon !
Prem : Hercules ??
Raj : What ???
Prem : Kuch Nahi….Wo Bas Tumhari Tshirt Par Likha Tha ! Wese Konsa Sports Khelte Ho ?? Mai Badminton Ke Liye Aaya Hu ! Tum ??
Raj : Cricket !
Prem : Good !
Prem Apna Bag Side Me Rakh Deta Hai . Is Chote se Room Me Bhi Chote - Chote Teen Bed The .
Raj : Konsi Class Me Ho ??
Prem : ( Smile ) 12th ! You ??
Raj : Same !
Prem : To Tum Yahi Rehte Ho Delhi Me Family Ke Saath ??
Raj : Me Akela Hi Rehta Hoon Yaha ! Parents Mumbai Me Hi Rehte Hai !
Prem : Akele ? Nice ! Me To Shayad Kabhi Akela Nahi Reh Pau Apne Parents Ke Bagair !
Raj : Pehle-Pehle Aesa Lagta Hai Par Dheere Dheere Aadat Ban Jaati Hai ! Wese Video Call Par Ghar Par Baate Hoti Rehti Hai !
Prem : Good !
*Knock* *Knock*
Raj : Lagta Hai Teesra Member Bhi Aa Gaya ! AAJAO !!!!!
*Gate Opens*
Ek Ladka Room Me Apne Bag Ke Saath Enter Karta Hai
Woh Ladka Room Me Aata Hai aur Apna Bag Side Me Rakh Deta Hai .
Prem : Hi ! Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Raj : And Myself Raj Aggrawal !
Ladka : Myself Lakshya ! Lakshya Oberoi !
Raj : To Bed Decide Karle !
Prem : Sabhi Same Hi Hai…. Koyi Kuch Bhi Le Lo !
Raj : Yep !!!
Lakshya Jaakar Ek Bed Par Baith Jaata Hai .
Raj : Kaha se Ho Lakshya ?? Wese Mene Tumhe Shayad Kahi Dekha Hua Hai !
Lakshya : Mumbai !
Prem : Oh ! To Overall Hum Teeno Hi Mumbai se Hai Jo Delhi Me Mil Rahe Hai !
Raj : Haan Yaad Aaya ! Lakshya Oberoi ! The Famous Singer Cum Social Media Celebrity ! Meri GF Nikki Tumhari Fan Hai…Tumhare Aur Tumhare Troubling Trio Group Ki…..Par Khaas Kar Tumhari Fan Hai !
Lakshya : Thanks ! But Wo Group Ab Bandh Ho Chuka Hai ! So I Would Like Agar Hum Iske Baare Me Baat Na Kare !
Raj : OH ! OK !
Prem : Anyways….Konse Sports Ke Liye Aaye Ho ??
Lakshya : Chess and Boxing !!!
Prem : Chess aur Boxing Dono ????
Lakshya : Yeah !
Raj : Aur Dono Me Hi is Level Par Aakar Khel Rahe Ho ! Bahut Zyada Talented Ho Tum !
Prem : Wese….Me To Bahut Thak Chuka Hoon Bus Me Travel Kar ! Ab So Jaata Hoon !
Raj : Yeah….Tum Dono So Jao !!
*5 Hours Later*
Prem Neend se Uth Chuka Tha . Wo Abhi Cafeteria Me Tha Jaha Raj Bhi Uske Saath Tha . Lakshya Room Me Hi Tha .
Prem : So…Kesa Hai Delhi !
Raj : Bahut Acha ! But Mumbai Jesa Nahi ! Par Fir Bhi Bahut Acha !
Prem : Tum Yaha Kyu Reh Rahe Ho ?? Tum To Delhi Me Hi Rehte Ho To Waha se Hi Up-Down Kar Sakte Ho ?
Raj : Ab Me Waha Akela Rehta Hu To Socha 1-2 Din Yaha Aajau !
Prem : Sahi Hai ! Akele Raho Isse Acha Kuch Din Logo Ke Saath Reh Lo !
Raj : Yeah ! Chai Piyoge ?
Prem : Nahi ! Me Sirf Coffee Peeta Hu !
Raj : Mujhe To Kuch Bhi Chalta Hai !
Prem : Abhi To Kuch Peene Ka Mann Nahi Hai !
Raj : Mera Bhi Nahi Hai ! Room Me Hi Chale ???
Prem : Haan !
Prem aur Raj Dono Hi Waapas Room Me Aa Jate Hai Jaha Lakshya Room Me Baithkar Cigaratte Fuk Raha Tha .
Prem : Abhi se Cigarette Peene Lag Gaye ?
Lakshya : Tumhe Koyi Dikkat?
Prem : Nahi ! Please Continue !
*Call Rings*
Raj Apni Pocket se Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Mobile Par Baate Karne Lagta Hai .
*5 Minute Later*
Raj : Mujhe To Abhi Jaana Hai ! Meri GF Ke Saath Coffee Date Hai ! Milte Hai Baar Me !
Prem : Sure !
Raj Waha se Chala Jaata Hai
Sirf Prem aur Lakshya Hi Room Me Baithe Hue The .
Prem : All Good Lakshya ! Lagta Hai Tumhe Zyada Baat Karna Nahi Pasand !
Lakshya : ( Nods in Agreement )
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kya Hi Bore Ladka Hai ! Mujhe Bhi Bore Kar Dega !
Prem : Me Aata Hu Baad Me!
Prem Room Ke Baahar Chala Jaata Hai . Room se Baahar Nikalte Hi…..
*Splash*
Prem Ke Muh Par Udti Huyi Cold Coffee Geerti Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) FUCKK !!
Ladki : Oh I'm So Sorry ! Wo Galti se Mujhse Flip Ho Gaya ! I'm so Sorry !!!
Prem Handkerchief Nikaal Apna Muh Saaf Karta Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar us Ladki Par Padti Hai .
Ladki : I'm So Sorry !! Wo Galti se Ho Gaya !
Prem : Thoda Aa Dhyaan se !
Ladki : I'm Really Very Sorry !
Prem : Koyi Baat Nahi !
Ladki : Hi ! Myself Kulguaravi
Prem : Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Kaulgauravi : Prem Rajveer Mehra ! Bahut Bada Name Hai !
Prem : Rajveer Mera Papa Ka Name Hai !
बड़ी ज़हरीली आँख मारे
कमसिन कमरिया साली
Prem : Ye Itna Loud Volume Par Kon Gaane Sun Raha Hai??
Kaulgauravi : Woh Mera Room Hai ! Yahi Tumhare Room Ke Saamne Waala ! me aur Mere Jo Roommates Hai Woh Bas Aese Hi Chill Karne Ke Liye Dance Kar Rahe The !
Prem : Nice !
Kaulgauravi : ( Smile ) Tum Bhi Aa Jao ! Apne Roommates Ko Bhi Saath Le Aao ! Saath Me Chill Karte Hai !
Prem : Mera Ek Roommate To Gaya Apni Girlfriend Se Milne aur Dusra Kuch Zyada Hi Ghoomsoom Hai Apne Aap Me !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) To Aao ! Tum Bore Nahi Hoge ! Aur Bhi Bahut Log Hai Andar !
Kulgauravi Prem Ko Apne Saath Uske Room Me Lekar Jaati Hai Jaha Aur Bhi Kayi Log The .
Saare Log Waha Enjoy Kar Rahe The , Joro - Shoro se Gaane Bajaakar Naach Rahe The . Un Sab Me Kulgauravi Bhi Join Ho Jaati Hai . Prem Bhi Unke Saath Join Ho Jaata Hai .
नोट हज़ारों के…….खुल्ला छुट्टा कराने आई
हुस्न की तिल्ली से
बीड़ी-चिल्लम जलाने आई
आई चिकनी चमेली
छुप के अकेली पव्वा चढ़ा के आई
आई चिकनी चमेली
छुप के अकेली पव्वा चढ़ा के आई
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Location : Mumbai
Rajveer : Ajith ! Ye Mumbai Saala Hosh Me Rehne Ke Liye Majbur Karta Rehta Hai ! Kashmir Me Wo Ghar Mujhe Hosh Me Aane Hi Nahi Deta !
Rajveer Chair Par Baithe Hue Cigarette Fukh Raha Tha Wahi Ajith Uske Saamne Khada Tha .
Rajveer : Cancer Ki Wajah se Mai To Jaane Hi Waala Hu ! Mere Jaane Ke Baad Kya Karoge Tum Ajith ? Itne Buddhe Ho Gaye Fir Bhi Na Shaadi Ki Na Bacche !
Ajith : Acha Hua Jo Nahi Ki Master ! Aur Aapke Jaane Ke Baad Me Aaram se Kahi Jaakar Rahuga Jaha Subah Uthte Hi Surya Ki Kiran Mujh Par Pade !
Rajveer : Sahi Hai ! Wese Prerna Aur Diya Ki Kya Khabar Hai ??
Ajith : Bas Wo Roz School Jaati Hai aur Aati Hai ! Bas Yahi Hai !
Rajveer : Wo Mere Baare Me Kya Sochti Hogi ?? Unka Baap Zinda Hai Fir Bhi Unke Saath Zyada Samay Nahi Bitata !
Ajith : Maaf Kariyega Master Par Jab Se Prerna Ma'am Gaye Hai , Aapne Sab Ke Saath Apna Naata Tod Hi Diya Hai ! Aapke Aur Bhi Kayi Rishte The Jin Par se Aapne Bilkul Hi Nazar Hata Li ! Aapko To Ab Pata Bhi Nahi Hai Ki Wo Kaha Hai Aur Kese Hai ? Unme se Kayi Ke Saath Aapki Santaan Bhi Thi Par Ab Aap Uske Baare Me Sochte Bhi Nahi Hai ! Aapne Unke Saath Waada Kar Kisika Bhi Khyaal Nahi Rakha !
Rajveer : Wo Jaha Bhi Hoge Theek Hi Hoge ! Prerna Ke Jaane Ke Baad Mai Apne Aap Ka Dhyaan Nahi Rakh Paaya , Unka Kya Rakhta ? Me To Apne Hi Hosh Me Nahi Tha ! Abhi Bhi Nahi Hu !
Ajith : Rajveer Mehra…..The Emperor….
Rajveer : But Now He is Just a Dead Soul !
Ajith : Mene Kabhi Nahi Socha Tha Ki Agar Aap Gire To Waapas Kabhi Khade Nahi Ho Paoge !
Rajveer : Ab Saala Mann Hi Nahi Karta Khada Hone Ka ! Kon Waapas Jeeye Ab Aur Kiske Liye Jeeyu Mai ?
Ajith : Apne Aap Ke Liye ! Apni Family Ke Liye !
Rajveer : Ajith Jab Me Apne Aap Ko Dekhta Hu Na ! Tab Mujhe Mere Andar Prerna Dikhti Hai ! Har Jagah Mujhe Bas Prerna Dikhti Hai ! Me Kabhi Usse Aage Nikal Hi Nahi Sakta !
Ajith : Mujhe Bataiye Wo Gold Ka Kya Karna Hai ??
Rajveer : Wo Jaha Chupa Hua Hai Uske Ab Wahi Rehne Do ! Uske Baare Me Sirf Hum Dono Hi Jaante Hai ! Agar Tumhe Chahiye To Le Lena !
Ajith : Mai Ab Is Umra Me Uska Kya Karuga ? Me To Aapke Liye Keh Raha Tha ! Aap Usko Apne Baccho Ke Liye Rakh Sakte Hai !
Rajveer : Ab Jo Jaha Hai Usko Wahi Rehne Do Ajith !
Ajith : Theek Hai Master !
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Location : Delhi
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) So Kesa Laga ?
Prem : ( Smiles ) Actually It Was Fun !
Kulgauravi : Wese Kaha Se Ho Tum ?
Prem : Me Yahi Mumbai se ! Tum Kaha se Ho !
Kulgauravi : Wese To Mere Parents Bangaluru Me Rehte Hai But Me Filhaal Indore Me Rehti Hu Apne Maternal Grandparents Ke Saath ! Indore Me Hi Schooling Kar Rahi Hu !
Prem : Nice ! Bengalore Me……
Kulgauravi : Not Bengalore ! It's Bangaluru !
Prem : Oh Yes ! My Bad ! Bangaluru !
Kulgauravi : Good ! Wese Yaha se Raat Ko Baahar Jaana Allowed Nahi Hai Na !
Prem : Pata Nahi ! Me To Aaj Hi Aaya Hu !
Kulgauravi : Me Kal se Yaha Hu ! Raat Ke 10 Ke Baad Yaha Se Baahar Nahi Jaane Dete !
Prem : ( Smile ) Kyunki Miss Ye Delhi Hai ! Yaha To Raat Ko Animals Bhi Safe Nahi Hai ! Hum To Fir Bhi Insaan Hai !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) Par Raat Ko Baahar Jaana To Hai Ghumne ! Aaj Raat Chale ??
Prem : ( Smile ) Miss Kulgauravi Hume Mile Hi 1-2 Ghante Huye Hai ! Agar Mai Evil Nikla To? Aur Mene Fayeda Uthane Ki Koshish Ki To ?
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) Haan Tum Lagte Bhi Ho Shakal se Tharki ! Par Mere Protection Ke Liye Sab Kuch Hai ! Par Agar Mene Tumhara Faayda Uthane Ki Koshish Ki To ??
Prem : ( Smile ) Oh Fuck ! Iske Baare Me To Mene Socha Hi Nahi !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) To Chalte Hai Aaj Raat Ko Excect 11 PM Ko ! Tumhare Dost Aa Rahe Ho To Unko Bhi Saath Me Le Lena ! Aur Haan… Apni Ijjat Ko Bachakar Rakhna Mujhse !
*15 Minutes Later*
*In Room*
Prem : Aa Gaye Milkar !
Raj : Bilkul Brother !
Prem : Wese Suno ! Raat Ko Baahar Chaloge Saath Me ?
Raj : Yaha Raat Ko Baahar Jaana Allowed Nahi Hai !
Prem : Isliye To ! Chup Kar Piche Ki Diwaar se Chale Jaayega ! Wo To Choti Hi Hai!
Raj : ( Smile ) Interesting ! Me Aa Raha Hu ! Maza Aayega ! Aesi Bakchodi Karne Me Mujhe Bada Maza Aata Hai !
Prem : Lakshya ?? Tum Aaoge ??
Lakshya : Haan ! Me Bhi Aauga !
Lakshya : ( Mann Me ) Good ! Aaj Sleeping Pills Lene Ki Jarurat Nahi Padegi !
Prem : Raat Ki 11 Baje Chalte Hai Baahar ! Delhi Ki Night Life Bhi Dekh Hi Lege !
*At Night*
*11 PM*
Prem , Raj aur Lakshya Room se Baahar Nikal Chuke The . Wahi Unko Kulgauravi Bhi Mil Jaati Hai .
Raj : Ye Ladki Bhi Saath Me Aayegi ??
Kulgauravi : Kulgauravi ! And Yes ! Me Bhi Aa Rahi Hoon !
Prem : Haan !
Kulgauravi : Lakshya ??? Right ?? Troubling Trio Ke Main Member !!
Lakshya : ( Nods in Agreement ) Chale ?
Prem : Haan !
Kulgauravi : Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Humare Bich Ek Celebrity Bhi Hai !
Chaaro Waha se Chup-Chupkar Baahar Nikalte Hai . Woh Sab Choti si Diwaar se Kud Kar Baahar Nikal Jaate Hai . Par Koyi Tha Jiski Nazar Baahar Jaate Hue Prem Par Pad Gayi Thi .
Kulgauravi : To Ab Kaha Jaana Hai ??
Prem : Yaha se To Aage Chalte Hai !
Raj : Haan !
Chaaro Log Waha se Aage Jaane Lagte Hai . Kuch Hi Samay Hua Tha Prem aur Kulgauravi Ko Mile Par Un Dono Ki Hi Vibe Ek Dusre se Match Ho Chuki Thi Jiski Wajah se Un Dono Ka Hi Ek Connection Ban Chuka Tha .
Woh Chaaro Raste Ke Side Par Chal Rahe The Tabhi Ek-Ek Karke Kayi Bikes Unke Pass Aakar Rukti Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar Aditya Par Padti Hai aur Wo Sab Samajh Jaata Hai .
Karib 30-40 Log Waha Jama Ho Gaye The Jinke Haatho Me Hockey Stick Thi .
Kulgauravi : Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai ? We Should Call The Cops !
Prem : Leave It !
Aditya : Ketu Bhaiya ! Wo Jo Laal Jacket Me Khada Hai , Wahi Hai Prem !
Ketu : Jao Re Sab ! Haddiya Todo Uski ! Aur Koyi Beech Me Aaye To Unki Bhi Haddiya Tod Do !
Wo Sab Log Prem se Thodi Hi Dur Khade The . Wo Sab Prem Ki Taraf Badh Rahe The .
Prem : Ye Log Mere Liye Aaye Hai ! Tum Sab Jao….Mai Dekh Luga ! Aaj Ye Kissa Khatam Karta Hoon !
Raj : Me Bhi Hoon Saath Mai!
Lakshya : Phew ! Okay Me Bhi Hoon ! I'm a Boxer also !
Prem : Kulgauravi Thoda Dur Chali Jao !
Kulgauravi : Yaha se Bhagte Hai ! Tum Teeno Kya Maar Khaane Ke Liye Ruk Rahe Ho?
Raj : Just Wait and Watch !
Kulgauravi Unse Thoda sa Dur Chali Jaati Hai aur Apni Pocket Me se Peppar Spray Nikalti Hai .
Prem aur Lakshya Apni Hi Jagah Khade The Par Wahi Un Logo Ko Apni Taraf Aata Dekh Raj Unki Taraf Chala Jaata Hai .
Lakshya : Ye Pehle Kyu Aage Jaa Raha Hai ? Wo Aa Hi Rahe The ! Kya Pata Sirf Baatchit Karni Ho Unhe ?
Prem : Ab Jaa Raha Hai To Kya Hi Kar Sakte Hai ? Hum Bhi Chalte Hai ! Wo Log Maarne Hi Aa Rahe Hai !
Wahi Ketu Apni Pocket se Ek Revolver Nikalta Hai .
Aditya : Aree…Kya Kar Rahe Ho Ketu Bhai ? Jaan se Nahi Maarna Hai ! Bas Apahij Karna Hai !
Ketu : Thik Hai !
Ketu Apni Revolver Ko Waapas se Pocket Me Rakh Leta Hai .
Wahi Aditya Hockey Stick Ko Apni Haath Me Liye Aage Daudte Hue Jaata Hai To Uski Nazar Prem , Raj aur Lakshya Par Padti Hai Jo Un Sab Logo se Lad Rahe The .
Raj Akela Hi Kayi Logo Par Bhaari Pad Raha Tha .
Wahi Prem aur Lakshya Bhi Un Sab se Lad Rahe The .
*Slasshh*
Prem Ke Sar Par Zor se Hockey Stick Lagti Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) Aree BC !!
Prem us Aadmi Ke Chest Par Zor se Kick Maarta Hai aur Uske Haath se Hockey Stick Lekar Usko Hi Maarne Lag Jaata Hai.
Prem aur Lakshya Ke Liye Ye Sab Thoda Aasan Ho Chuka Tha Kyunki Raj Akele Hi Un Sab Ko Maar Raha Tha . Uski Raftaar Badi Tez Thi Jisko Dekhkar Prem aur Lakshya Bhi Thoda Shock Me The .
Wahi Lakshya Bhi Kam Nahi Tha . Woh Bhi Un Aadmiyo Ki Jamkar Dhulaai Kar Raha Tha .
In Teeno Ko Bhi Bahut Maar Pad Rahi Thi Par Ye Teeno Hi Un Sab Par Bhaari Pad Rahe The .
Prem Aditya Ke Pass Jaata Hai aur Jor se Hockey Uske Sar Par Maarta Hai .
Prem : BHENCHOD TU SUDHREGA NAHI !
Prem Aditya Ko Maarne Ka Mauka Hi Nahi De Raha Tha . Woh Usko Lagataar Maarte Hi Reh Raha Tha . Aditya Ke Muh Ka Naksha Bigad Chuka Tha .
Wahi Lakshya Bhi Ketu Ko Maar Raha Tha.
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
Lakshya Lagaatar Ketu Ke Muh Par Punch Maarta Raha Tha . Uske Muh se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha .
Wahi Raj Akele Hi Un Sab Ladko Ki Haalat Kharaab Kar Raha Tha .
Ketu Apni Pocket Me se Revolver Nikaalta Hai aur
*Shoot*
Revolver Me se Goli Nikalti Hai aur Wo Hawa Me Shoot Kar Leta Hai .
Gun Dekhte Hi Lakshya Usse Thoda Dur Chala Jaata Hai . Prem aur Raj Bhi Wahi Ruk Jaate Hai .
Ketu : ( Gusse Me ) AB KOYI NAHI HILEGA APNI JAGAH !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Jaha Dekhu Waha Gun Aa Hi Jaati Hai !
Aditya Zameen se Khada Ho Jaata Hai aur Apne Haath Me Hockey Stick Le Leta Hai.
Ketu : AB TUM TEENO ME SE KOYI NAHI HILEGA !! AGAR TUM LOGO NE LADNA CHALU KIYA TO WAHI MAAR DAALUGA !!
Prem : Aditya Teri Dushmani Mere Saath Hai ! Jo Bhi Karna Hai Mere Saath Kar…Inko Jaane De ! Warna Jab Agli Baar Tu Mujhe Milega Me Tujhe Chhoduga Nahi !
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
Aditya Lagaatar Prem Ke Muh Par Hockey se Maare Jaa Raha Tha . Prem Ke Muh se Khoon Nikalna Start Ho Jaata Hai .
Wahi Wo Saare Aadmi Milkar Bhi Raj aur Lakshya Ko Pakad Kar Maarne Lagte Hai.
*Slasshhhh*
Aditya Prem Ke Sar Par Itni Zor se Maarta Hai Ki Woh Wahi Zameen Par Gir Jaata Hai aur Uski Aankhe Bandh Ho Jaati Hai .
Aditya : ( Laughs ) KETU BHAI HO GAYA MERA KAAM !!
Ketu : CHALO RE AB ! CHALTE HAI YAHA SE !
*5 Minutes Later*
Un Logo Ke Jaate Hi Raj aur Lakshya Prem Ke Pass Pahuchte Hai . Kulgauravi Bhi Prem Ke Pass aa Jati Hai
Prem Jameen Par Behosh Gira Hua Tha .
Raj : Isko Isi Waqt Hospital Lekar Jaana Padega !
Kulgauravi : Haan ! Jaldi Chalo !
Lakshya : is Waqt Cab Milna Mushkil Hai !
Raj : Me Apne Friend Ko Call Karta Hu ! Woh Yahi Pass Hi Rehte Hai ! Wo Uske Papa Ko Lekar aa Jayega Car Ke Saath !
Raj Apna Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Apne Best Friend Aman Ko Call Karta Hai .
*2 Hours Later*
Prem Ki Aankhe Khulti Hai . Woh Hospital Bed Par Leta Hua Tha . Uske Saamne Raj , Lakshya , Kulgauravi , Aman ( Raj Ka Friend ) Khada Tha .
Aman Khud Hi Car Lekar Aa Gaya Tha .
Kulgauravi : Ab Kesa Lag Raha Hai ??
Prem : Yeah Good !
Raj : Take Some Rest ! Tumhari To Bahut Bleeding Ho Chuki Hai !
Prem : I'm Sorry ! Meri Wajah se Tum Dono Bhi Isme Involve Ho Gaye aur Tumhe Bhi Bahut Maar Padi !
Raj : Koyi Na Bhai ! Tu Apne Aap Ko Sambhal !
Lakshya : Yeah !
Kulgauravi : Kal Competition Hai , Uska Kya ?
Prem : Me To Compete Kar Luga ! Bhale Hi Haar Jau Par Khel Luga !
Raj : Me Bhi Aaram se Khel Luga ! Ye Chot Thodi Der Baad Kam Dard Karegi !
Lakshya : Me Chess To Khel Luga Par Haath Par Hi Chot Lagi Hai Isliye Boxing Nahi Kar Pauga !
Prem : I'm Sorry Lakshya !
Lakshya : ( Smile ) Chill ! It Wasn't Your Fault !
Kulgauravi : Nightout To Fightout Ban Gaya ! Me is Raat Ko Apni Puri Zindagi Bhar Yaad Rakhugi !!
Aaj Ke Liye Bas Itna Hi . Like Karna aur Apna Review Dena Na Bhule . Milte Hai Jald Hi Agle Update Ke Saath Agle Sunday Ko . Tab Tak Ke Liye , Cheers
Mast update BhaiUpdate 45
Prem's Past Paranoid ~ 3
[ Prem Room Ke Andar Chala Jaata Hai . Waha Ek Aur Ladka Tha . Woh Chair Par Baithe-Baithe Juice Pee Raha Tha .
Prem : Hi ! Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Ladka : Hi ! RAJ AGGRAWAL Here !!!! ]
Ab Aage :
Prem : Hi Raj Agarwal !
Raj : Not Agarwal ! It's Aggrawal ! Raj Aggrawal !
Prem : Oh My Bad !
Raj : Kaha se Ho ??
Prem : Mumbai !
Raj : Me Bhi Wese Mumbai se Hi Hu Par Abhi Delhi Me Schooling Kar Raha Hoon !
Prem : Hercules ??
Raj : What ???
Prem : Kuch Nahi….Wo Bas Tumhari Tshirt Par Likha Tha ! Wese Konsa Sports Khelte Ho ?? Mai Badminton Ke Liye Aaya Hu ! Tum ??
Raj : Cricket !
Prem : Good !
Prem Apna Bag Side Me Rakh Deta Hai . Is Chote se Room Me Bhi Chote - Chote Teen Bed The .
Raj : Konsi Class Me Ho ??
Prem : ( Smile ) 12th ! You ??
Raj : Same !
Prem : To Tum Yahi Rehte Ho Delhi Me Family Ke Saath ??
Raj : Me Akela Hi Rehta Hoon Yaha ! Parents Mumbai Me Hi Rehte Hai !
Prem : Akele ? Nice ! Me To Shayad Kabhi Akela Nahi Reh Pau Apne Parents Ke Bagair !
Raj : Pehle-Pehle Aesa Lagta Hai Par Dheere Dheere Aadat Ban Jaati Hai ! Wese Video Call Par Ghar Par Baate Hoti Rehti Hai !
Prem : Good !
*Knock* *Knock*
Raj : Lagta Hai Teesra Member Bhi Aa Gaya ! AAJAO !!!!!
*Gate Opens*
Ek Ladka Room Me Apne Bag Ke Saath Enter Karta Hai
Woh Ladka Room Me Aata Hai aur Apna Bag Side Me Rakh Deta Hai .
Prem : Hi ! Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Raj : And Myself Raj Aggrawal !
Ladka : Myself Lakshya ! Lakshya Oberoi !
Raj : To Bed Decide Karle !
Prem : Sabhi Same Hi Hai…. Koyi Kuch Bhi Le Lo !
Raj : Yep !!!
Lakshya Jaakar Ek Bed Par Baith Jaata Hai .
Raj : Kaha se Ho Lakshya ?? Wese Mene Tumhe Shayad Kahi Dekha Hua Hai !
Lakshya : Mumbai !
Prem : Oh ! To Overall Hum Teeno Hi Mumbai se Hai Jo Delhi Me Mil Rahe Hai !
Raj : Haan Yaad Aaya ! Lakshya Oberoi ! The Famous Singer Cum Social Media Celebrity ! Meri GF Nikki Tumhari Fan Hai…Tumhare Aur Tumhare Troubling Trio Group Ki…..Par Khaas Kar Tumhari Fan Hai !
Lakshya : Thanks ! But Wo Group Ab Bandh Ho Chuka Hai ! So I Would Like Agar Hum Iske Baare Me Baat Na Kare !
Raj : OH ! OK !
Prem : Anyways….Konse Sports Ke Liye Aaye Ho ??
Lakshya : Chess and Boxing !!!
Prem : Chess aur Boxing Dono ????
Lakshya : Yeah !
Raj : Aur Dono Me Hi is Level Par Aakar Khel Rahe Ho ! Bahut Zyada Talented Ho Tum !
Prem : Wese….Me To Bahut Thak Chuka Hoon Bus Me Travel Kar ! Ab So Jaata Hoon !
Raj : Yeah….Tum Dono So Jao !!
*5 Hours Later*
Prem Neend se Uth Chuka Tha . Wo Abhi Cafeteria Me Tha Jaha Raj Bhi Uske Saath Tha . Lakshya Room Me Hi Tha .
Prem : So…Kesa Hai Delhi !
Raj : Bahut Acha ! But Mumbai Jesa Nahi ! Par Fir Bhi Bahut Acha !
Prem : Tum Yaha Kyu Reh Rahe Ho ?? Tum To Delhi Me Hi Rehte Ho To Waha se Hi Up-Down Kar Sakte Ho ?
Raj : Ab Me Waha Akela Rehta Hu To Socha 1-2 Din Yaha Aajau !
Prem : Sahi Hai ! Akele Raho Isse Acha Kuch Din Logo Ke Saath Reh Lo !
Raj : Yeah ! Chai Piyoge ?
Prem : Nahi ! Me Sirf Coffee Peeta Hu !
Raj : Mujhe To Kuch Bhi Chalta Hai !
Prem : Abhi To Kuch Peene Ka Mann Nahi Hai !
Raj : Mera Bhi Nahi Hai ! Room Me Hi Chale ???
Prem : Haan !
Prem aur Raj Dono Hi Waapas Room Me Aa Jate Hai Jaha Lakshya Room Me Baithkar Cigaratte Fuk Raha Tha .
Prem : Abhi se Cigarette Peene Lag Gaye ?
Lakshya : Tumhe Koyi Dikkat?
Prem : Nahi ! Please Continue !
*Call Rings*
Raj Apni Pocket se Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Mobile Par Baate Karne Lagta Hai .
*5 Minute Later*
Raj : Mujhe To Abhi Jaana Hai ! Meri GF Ke Saath Coffee Date Hai ! Milte Hai Baar Me !
Prem : Sure !
Raj Waha se Chala Jaata Hai
Sirf Prem aur Lakshya Hi Room Me Baithe Hue The .
Prem : All Good Lakshya ! Lagta Hai Tumhe Zyada Baat Karna Nahi Pasand !
Lakshya : ( Nods in Agreement )
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kya Hi Bore Ladka Hai ! Mujhe Bhi Bore Kar Dega !
Prem : Me Aata Hu Baad Me!
Prem Room Ke Baahar Chala Jaata Hai . Room se Baahar Nikalte Hi…..
*Splash*
Prem Ke Muh Par Udti Huyi Cold Coffee Geerti Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) FUCKK !!
Ladki : Oh I'm So Sorry ! Wo Galti se Mujhse Flip Ho Gaya ! I'm so Sorry !!!
Prem Handkerchief Nikaal Apna Muh Saaf Karta Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar us Ladki Par Padti Hai .
Ladki : I'm So Sorry !! Wo Galti se Ho Gaya !
Prem : Thoda Aa Dhyaan se !
Ladki : I'm Really Very Sorry !
Prem : Koyi Baat Nahi !
Ladki : Hi ! Myself Kulguaravi
Prem : Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Kaulgauravi : Prem Rajveer Mehra ! Bahut Bada Name Hai !
Prem : Rajveer Mera Papa Ka Name Hai !
बड़ी ज़हरीली आँख मारे
कमसिन कमरिया साली
Prem : Ye Itna Loud Volume Par Kon Gaane Sun Raha Hai??
Kaulgauravi : Woh Mera Room Hai ! Yahi Tumhare Room Ke Saamne Waala ! me aur Mere Jo Roommates Hai Woh Bas Aese Hi Chill Karne Ke Liye Dance Kar Rahe The !
Prem : Nice !
Kaulgauravi : ( Smile ) Tum Bhi Aa Jao ! Apne Roommates Ko Bhi Saath Le Aao ! Saath Me Chill Karte Hai !
Prem : Mera Ek Roommate To Gaya Apni Girlfriend Se Milne aur Dusra Kuch Zyada Hi Ghoomsoom Hai Apne Aap Me !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) To Aao ! Tum Bore Nahi Hoge ! Aur Bhi Bahut Log Hai Andar !
Kulgauravi Prem Ko Apne Saath Uske Room Me Lekar Jaati Hai Jaha Aur Bhi Kayi Log The .
Saare Log Waha Enjoy Kar Rahe The , Joro - Shoro se Gaane Bajaakar Naach Rahe The . Un Sab Me Kulgauravi Bhi Join Ho Jaati Hai . Prem Bhi Unke Saath Join Ho Jaata Hai .
नोट हज़ारों के…….खुल्ला छुट्टा कराने आई
हुस्न की तिल्ली से
बीड़ी-चिल्लम जलाने आई
आई चिकनी चमेली
छुप के अकेली पव्वा चढ़ा के आई
आई चिकनी चमेली
छुप के अकेली पव्वा चढ़ा के आई
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Location : Mumbai
Rajveer : Ajith ! Ye Mumbai Saala Hosh Me Rehne Ke Liye Majbur Karta Rehta Hai ! Kashmir Me Wo Ghar Mujhe Hosh Me Aane Hi Nahi Deta !
Rajveer Chair Par Baithe Hue Cigarette Fukh Raha Tha Wahi Ajith Uske Saamne Khada Tha .
Rajveer : Cancer Ki Wajah se Mai To Jaane Hi Waala Hu ! Mere Jaane Ke Baad Kya Karoge Tum Ajith ? Itne Buddhe Ho Gaye Fir Bhi Na Shaadi Ki Na Bacche !
Ajith : Acha Hua Jo Nahi Ki Master ! Aur Aapke Jaane Ke Baad Me Aaram se Kahi Jaakar Rahuga Jaha Subah Uthte Hi Surya Ki Kiran Mujh Par Pade !
Rajveer : Sahi Hai ! Wese Prerna Aur Diya Ki Kya Khabar Hai ??
Ajith : Bas Wo Roz School Jaati Hai aur Aati Hai ! Bas Yahi Hai !
Rajveer : Wo Mere Baare Me Kya Sochti Hogi ?? Unka Baap Zinda Hai Fir Bhi Unke Saath Zyada Samay Nahi Bitata !
Ajith : Maaf Kariyega Master Par Jab Se Prerna Ma'am Gaye Hai , Aapne Sab Ke Saath Apna Naata Tod Hi Diya Hai ! Aapke Aur Bhi Kayi Rishte The Jin Par se Aapne Bilkul Hi Nazar Hata Li ! Aapko To Ab Pata Bhi Nahi Hai Ki Wo Kaha Hai Aur Kese Hai ? Unme se Kayi Ke Saath Aapki Santaan Bhi Thi Par Ab Aap Uske Baare Me Sochte Bhi Nahi Hai ! Aapne Unke Saath Waada Kar Kisika Bhi Khyaal Nahi Rakha !
Rajveer : Wo Jaha Bhi Hoge Theek Hi Hoge ! Prerna Ke Jaane Ke Baad Mai Apne Aap Ka Dhyaan Nahi Rakh Paaya , Unka Kya Rakhta ? Me To Apne Hi Hosh Me Nahi Tha ! Abhi Bhi Nahi Hu !
Ajith : Rajveer Mehra…..The Emperor….
Rajveer : But Now He is Just a Dead Soul !
Ajith : Mene Kabhi Nahi Socha Tha Ki Agar Aap Gire To Waapas Kabhi Khade Nahi Ho Paoge !
Rajveer : Ab Saala Mann Hi Nahi Karta Khada Hone Ka ! Kon Waapas Jeeye Ab Aur Kiske Liye Jeeyu Mai ?
Ajith : Apne Aap Ke Liye ! Apni Family Ke Liye !
Rajveer : Ajith Jab Me Apne Aap Ko Dekhta Hu Na ! Tab Mujhe Mere Andar Prerna Dikhti Hai ! Har Jagah Mujhe Bas Prerna Dikhti Hai ! Me Kabhi Usse Aage Nikal Hi Nahi Sakta !
Ajith : Mujhe Bataiye Wo Gold Ka Kya Karna Hai ??
Rajveer : Wo Jaha Chupa Hua Hai Uske Ab Wahi Rehne Do ! Uske Baare Me Sirf Hum Dono Hi Jaante Hai ! Agar Tumhe Chahiye To Le Lena !
Ajith : Mai Ab Is Umra Me Uska Kya Karuga ? Me To Aapke Liye Keh Raha Tha ! Aap Usko Apne Baccho Ke Liye Rakh Sakte Hai !
Rajveer : Ab Jo Jaha Hai Usko Wahi Rehne Do Ajith !
Ajith : Theek Hai Master !
_____________________________
Location : Delhi
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) So Kesa Laga ?
Prem : ( Smiles ) Actually It Was Fun !
Kulgauravi : Wese Kaha Se Ho Tum ?
Prem : Me Yahi Mumbai se ! Tum Kaha se Ho !
Kulgauravi : Wese To Mere Parents Bangaluru Me Rehte Hai But Me Filhaal Indore Me Rehti Hu Apne Maternal Grandparents Ke Saath ! Indore Me Hi Schooling Kar Rahi Hu !
Prem : Nice ! Bengalore Me……
Kulgauravi : Not Bengalore ! It's Bangaluru !
Prem : Oh Yes ! My Bad ! Bangaluru !
Kulgauravi : Good ! Wese Yaha se Raat Ko Baahar Jaana Allowed Nahi Hai Na !
Prem : Pata Nahi ! Me To Aaj Hi Aaya Hu !
Kulgauravi : Me Kal se Yaha Hu ! Raat Ke 10 Ke Baad Yaha Se Baahar Nahi Jaane Dete !
Prem : ( Smile ) Kyunki Miss Ye Delhi Hai ! Yaha To Raat Ko Animals Bhi Safe Nahi Hai ! Hum To Fir Bhi Insaan Hai !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) Par Raat Ko Baahar Jaana To Hai Ghumne ! Aaj Raat Chale ??
Prem : ( Smile ) Miss Kulgauravi Hume Mile Hi 1-2 Ghante Huye Hai ! Agar Mai Evil Nikla To? Aur Mene Fayeda Uthane Ki Koshish Ki To ?
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) Haan Tum Lagte Bhi Ho Shakal se Tharki ! Par Mere Protection Ke Liye Sab Kuch Hai ! Par Agar Mene Tumhara Faayda Uthane Ki Koshish Ki To ??
Prem : ( Smile ) Oh Fuck ! Iske Baare Me To Mene Socha Hi Nahi !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) To Chalte Hai Aaj Raat Ko Excect 11 PM Ko ! Tumhare Dost Aa Rahe Ho To Unko Bhi Saath Me Le Lena ! Aur Haan… Apni Ijjat Ko Bachakar Rakhna Mujhse !
*15 Minutes Later*
*In Room*
Prem : Aa Gaye Milkar !
Raj : Bilkul Brother !
Prem : Wese Suno ! Raat Ko Baahar Chaloge Saath Me ?
Raj : Yaha Raat Ko Baahar Jaana Allowed Nahi Hai !
Prem : Isliye To ! Chup Kar Piche Ki Diwaar se Chale Jaayega ! Wo To Choti Hi Hai!
Raj : ( Smile ) Interesting ! Me Aa Raha Hu ! Maza Aayega ! Aesi Bakchodi Karne Me Mujhe Bada Maza Aata Hai !
Prem : Lakshya ?? Tum Aaoge ??
Lakshya : Haan ! Me Bhi Aauga !
Lakshya : ( Mann Me ) Good ! Aaj Sleeping Pills Lene Ki Jarurat Nahi Padegi !
Prem : Raat Ki 11 Baje Chalte Hai Baahar ! Delhi Ki Night Life Bhi Dekh Hi Lege !
*At Night*
*11 PM*
Prem , Raj aur Lakshya Room se Baahar Nikal Chuke The . Wahi Unko Kulgauravi Bhi Mil Jaati Hai .
Raj : Ye Ladki Bhi Saath Me Aayegi ??
Kulgauravi : Kulgauravi ! And Yes ! Me Bhi Aa Rahi Hoon !
Prem : Haan !
Kulgauravi : Lakshya ??? Right ?? Troubling Trio Ke Main Member !!
Lakshya : ( Nods in Agreement ) Chale ?
Prem : Haan !
Kulgauravi : Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Humare Bich Ek Celebrity Bhi Hai !
Chaaro Waha se Chup-Chupkar Baahar Nikalte Hai . Woh Sab Choti si Diwaar se Kud Kar Baahar Nikal Jaate Hai . Par Koyi Tha Jiski Nazar Baahar Jaate Hue Prem Par Pad Gayi Thi .
Kulgauravi : To Ab Kaha Jaana Hai ??
Prem : Yaha se To Aage Chalte Hai !
Raj : Haan !
Chaaro Log Waha se Aage Jaane Lagte Hai . Kuch Hi Samay Hua Tha Prem aur Kulgauravi Ko Mile Par Un Dono Ki Hi Vibe Ek Dusre se Match Ho Chuki Thi Jiski Wajah se Un Dono Ka Hi Ek Connection Ban Chuka Tha .
Woh Chaaro Raste Ke Side Par Chal Rahe The Tabhi Ek-Ek Karke Kayi Bikes Unke Pass Aakar Rukti Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar Aditya Par Padti Hai aur Wo Sab Samajh Jaata Hai .
Karib 30-40 Log Waha Jama Ho Gaye The Jinke Haatho Me Hockey Stick Thi .
Kulgauravi : Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai ? We Should Call The Cops !
Prem : Leave It !
Aditya : Ketu Bhaiya ! Wo Jo Laal Jacket Me Khada Hai , Wahi Hai Prem !
Ketu : Jao Re Sab ! Haddiya Todo Uski ! Aur Koyi Beech Me Aaye To Unki Bhi Haddiya Tod Do !
Wo Sab Log Prem se Thodi Hi Dur Khade The . Wo Sab Prem Ki Taraf Badh Rahe The .
Prem : Ye Log Mere Liye Aaye Hai ! Tum Sab Jao….Mai Dekh Luga ! Aaj Ye Kissa Khatam Karta Hoon !
Raj : Me Bhi Hoon Saath Mai!
Lakshya : Phew ! Okay Me Bhi Hoon ! I'm a Boxer also !
Prem : Kulgauravi Thoda Dur Chali Jao !
Kulgauravi : Yaha se Bhagte Hai ! Tum Teeno Kya Maar Khaane Ke Liye Ruk Rahe Ho?
Raj : Just Wait and Watch !
Kulgauravi Unse Thoda sa Dur Chali Jaati Hai aur Apni Pocket Me se Peppar Spray Nikalti Hai .
Prem aur Lakshya Apni Hi Jagah Khade The Par Wahi Un Logo Ko Apni Taraf Aata Dekh Raj Unki Taraf Chala Jaata Hai .
Lakshya : Ye Pehle Kyu Aage Jaa Raha Hai ? Wo Aa Hi Rahe The ! Kya Pata Sirf Baatchit Karni Ho Unhe ?
Prem : Ab Jaa Raha Hai To Kya Hi Kar Sakte Hai ? Hum Bhi Chalte Hai ! Wo Log Maarne Hi Aa Rahe Hai !
Wahi Ketu Apni Pocket se Ek Revolver Nikalta Hai .
Aditya : Aree…Kya Kar Rahe Ho Ketu Bhai ? Jaan se Nahi Maarna Hai ! Bas Apahij Karna Hai !
Ketu : Thik Hai !
Ketu Apni Revolver Ko Waapas se Pocket Me Rakh Leta Hai .
Wahi Aditya Hockey Stick Ko Apni Haath Me Liye Aage Daudte Hue Jaata Hai To Uski Nazar Prem , Raj aur Lakshya Par Padti Hai Jo Un Sab Logo se Lad Rahe The .
Raj Akela Hi Kayi Logo Par Bhaari Pad Raha Tha .
Wahi Prem aur Lakshya Bhi Un Sab se Lad Rahe The .
*Slasshh*
Prem Ke Sar Par Zor se Hockey Stick Lagti Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) Aree BC !!
Prem us Aadmi Ke Chest Par Zor se Kick Maarta Hai aur Uske Haath se Hockey Stick Lekar Usko Hi Maarne Lag Jaata Hai.
Prem aur Lakshya Ke Liye Ye Sab Thoda Aasan Ho Chuka Tha Kyunki Raj Akele Hi Un Sab Ko Maar Raha Tha . Uski Raftaar Badi Tez Thi Jisko Dekhkar Prem aur Lakshya Bhi Thoda Shock Me The .
Wahi Lakshya Bhi Kam Nahi Tha . Woh Bhi Un Aadmiyo Ki Jamkar Dhulaai Kar Raha Tha .
In Teeno Ko Bhi Bahut Maar Pad Rahi Thi Par Ye Teeno Hi Un Sab Par Bhaari Pad Rahe The .
Prem Aditya Ke Pass Jaata Hai aur Jor se Hockey Uske Sar Par Maarta Hai .
Prem : BHENCHOD TU SUDHREGA NAHI !
Prem Aditya Ko Maarne Ka Mauka Hi Nahi De Raha Tha . Woh Usko Lagataar Maarte Hi Reh Raha Tha . Aditya Ke Muh Ka Naksha Bigad Chuka Tha .
Wahi Lakshya Bhi Ketu Ko Maar Raha Tha.
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
Lakshya Lagaatar Ketu Ke Muh Par Punch Maarta Raha Tha . Uske Muh se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha .
Wahi Raj Akele Hi Un Sab Ladko Ki Haalat Kharaab Kar Raha Tha .
Ketu Apni Pocket Me se Revolver Nikaalta Hai aur
*Shoot*
Revolver Me se Goli Nikalti Hai aur Wo Hawa Me Shoot Kar Leta Hai .
Gun Dekhte Hi Lakshya Usse Thoda Dur Chala Jaata Hai . Prem aur Raj Bhi Wahi Ruk Jaate Hai .
Ketu : ( Gusse Me ) AB KOYI NAHI HILEGA APNI JAGAH !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Jaha Dekhu Waha Gun Aa Hi Jaati Hai !
Aditya Zameen se Khada Ho Jaata Hai aur Apne Haath Me Hockey Stick Le Leta Hai.
Ketu : AB TUM TEENO ME SE KOYI NAHI HILEGA !! AGAR TUM LOGO NE LADNA CHALU KIYA TO WAHI MAAR DAALUGA !!
Prem : Aditya Teri Dushmani Mere Saath Hai ! Jo Bhi Karna Hai Mere Saath Kar…Inko Jaane De ! Warna Jab Agli Baar Tu Mujhe Milega Me Tujhe Chhoduga Nahi !
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
Aditya Lagaatar Prem Ke Muh Par Hockey se Maare Jaa Raha Tha . Prem Ke Muh se Khoon Nikalna Start Ho Jaata Hai .
Wahi Wo Saare Aadmi Milkar Bhi Raj aur Lakshya Ko Pakad Kar Maarne Lagte Hai.
*Slasshhhh*
Aditya Prem Ke Sar Par Itni Zor se Maarta Hai Ki Woh Wahi Zameen Par Gir Jaata Hai aur Uski Aankhe Bandh Ho Jaati Hai .
Aditya : ( Laughs ) KETU BHAI HO GAYA MERA KAAM !!
Ketu : CHALO RE AB ! CHALTE HAI YAHA SE !
*5 Minutes Later*
Un Logo Ke Jaate Hi Raj aur Lakshya Prem Ke Pass Pahuchte Hai . Kulgauravi Bhi Prem Ke Pass aa Jati Hai
Prem Jameen Par Behosh Gira Hua Tha .
Raj : Isko Isi Waqt Hospital Lekar Jaana Padega !
Kulgauravi : Haan ! Jaldi Chalo !
Lakshya : is Waqt Cab Milna Mushkil Hai !
Raj : Me Apne Friend Ko Call Karta Hu ! Woh Yahi Pass Hi Rehte Hai ! Wo Uske Papa Ko Lekar aa Jayega Car Ke Saath !
Raj Apna Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Apne Best Friend Aman Ko Call Karta Hai .
*2 Hours Later*
Prem Ki Aankhe Khulti Hai . Woh Hospital Bed Par Leta Hua Tha . Uske Saamne Raj , Lakshya , Kulgauravi , Aman ( Raj Ka Friend ) Khada Tha .
Aman Khud Hi Car Lekar Aa Gaya Tha .
Kulgauravi : Ab Kesa Lag Raha Hai ??
Prem : Yeah Good !
Raj : Take Some Rest ! Tumhari To Bahut Bleeding Ho Chuki Hai !
Prem : I'm Sorry ! Meri Wajah se Tum Dono Bhi Isme Involve Ho Gaye aur Tumhe Bhi Bahut Maar Padi !
Raj : Koyi Na Bhai ! Tu Apne Aap Ko Sambhal !
Lakshya : Yeah !
Kulgauravi : Kal Competition Hai , Uska Kya ?
Prem : Me To Compete Kar Luga ! Bhale Hi Haar Jau Par Khel Luga !
Raj : Me Bhi Aaram se Khel Luga ! Ye Chot Thodi Der Baad Kam Dard Karegi !
Lakshya : Me Chess To Khel Luga Par Haath Par Hi Chot Lagi Hai Isliye Boxing Nahi Kar Pauga !
Prem : I'm Sorry Lakshya !
Lakshya : ( Smile ) Chill ! It Wasn't Your Fault !
Kulgauravi : Nightout To Fightout Ban Gaya ! Me is Raat Ko Apni Puri Zindagi Bhar Yaad Rakhugi !!
Aaj Ke Liye Bas Itna Hi . Like Karna aur Apna Review Dena Na Bhule . Milte Hai Jald Hi Agle Update Ke Saath Agle Sunday Ko . Tab Tak Ke Liye , Cheers
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Prem's Past Paranoid ~ 3
[ Prem Room Ke Andar Chala Jaata Hai . Waha Ek Aur Ladka Tha . Woh Chair Par Baithe-Baithe Juice Pee Raha Tha .
Prem : Hi ! Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Ladka : Hi ! RAJ AGGRAWAL Here !!!! ]
Ab Aage :
Prem : Hi Raj Agarwal !
Raj : Not Agarwal ! It's Aggrawal ! Raj Aggrawal !
Prem : Oh My Bad !
Raj : Kaha se Ho ??
Prem : Mumbai !
Raj : Me Bhi Wese Mumbai se Hi Hu Par Abhi Delhi Me Schooling Kar Raha Hoon !
Prem : Hercules ??
Raj : What ???
Prem : Kuch Nahi….Wo Bas Tumhari Tshirt Par Likha Tha ! Wese Konsa Sports Khelte Ho ?? Mai Badminton Ke Liye Aaya Hu ! Tum ??
Raj : Cricket !
Prem : Good !
Prem Apna Bag Side Me Rakh Deta Hai . Is Chote se Room Me Bhi Chote - Chote Teen Bed The .
Raj : Konsi Class Me Ho ??
Prem : ( Smile ) 12th ! You ??
Raj : Same !
Prem : To Tum Yahi Rehte Ho Delhi Me Family Ke Saath ??
Raj : Me Akela Hi Rehta Hoon Yaha ! Parents Mumbai Me Hi Rehte Hai !
Prem : Akele ? Nice ! Me To Shayad Kabhi Akela Nahi Reh Pau Apne Parents Ke Bagair !
Raj : Pehle-Pehle Aesa Lagta Hai Par Dheere Dheere Aadat Ban Jaati Hai ! Wese Video Call Par Ghar Par Baate Hoti Rehti Hai !
Prem : Good !
*Knock* *Knock*
Raj : Lagta Hai Teesra Member Bhi Aa Gaya ! AAJAO !!!!!
*Gate Opens*
Ek Ladka Room Me Apne Bag Ke Saath Enter Karta Hai
Woh Ladka Room Me Aata Hai aur Apna Bag Side Me Rakh Deta Hai .
Prem : Hi ! Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Raj : And Myself Raj Aggrawal !
Ladka : Myself Lakshya ! Lakshya Oberoi !
Raj : To Bed Decide Karle !
Prem : Sabhi Same Hi Hai…. Koyi Kuch Bhi Le Lo !
Raj : Yep !!!
Lakshya Jaakar Ek Bed Par Baith Jaata Hai .
Raj : Kaha se Ho Lakshya ?? Wese Mene Tumhe Shayad Kahi Dekha Hua Hai !
Lakshya : Mumbai !
Prem : Oh ! To Overall Hum Teeno Hi Mumbai se Hai Jo Delhi Me Mil Rahe Hai !
Raj : Haan Yaad Aaya ! Lakshya Oberoi ! The Famous Singer Cum Social Media Celebrity ! Meri GF Nikki Tumhari Fan Hai…Tumhare Aur Tumhare Troubling Trio Group Ki…..Par Khaas Kar Tumhari Fan Hai !
Lakshya : Thanks ! But Wo Group Ab Bandh Ho Chuka Hai ! So I Would Like Agar Hum Iske Baare Me Baat Na Kare !
Raj : OH ! OK !
Prem : Anyways….Konse Sports Ke Liye Aaye Ho ??
Lakshya : Chess and Boxing !!!
Prem : Chess aur Boxing Dono ????
Lakshya : Yeah !
Raj : Aur Dono Me Hi is Level Par Aakar Khel Rahe Ho ! Bahut Zyada Talented Ho Tum !
Prem : Wese….Me To Bahut Thak Chuka Hoon Bus Me Travel Kar ! Ab So Jaata Hoon !
Raj : Yeah….Tum Dono So Jao !!
*5 Hours Later*
Prem Neend se Uth Chuka Tha . Wo Abhi Cafeteria Me Tha Jaha Raj Bhi Uske Saath Tha . Lakshya Room Me Hi Tha .
Prem : So…Kesa Hai Delhi !
Raj : Bahut Acha ! But Mumbai Jesa Nahi ! Par Fir Bhi Bahut Acha !
Prem : Tum Yaha Kyu Reh Rahe Ho ?? Tum To Delhi Me Hi Rehte Ho To Waha se Hi Up-Down Kar Sakte Ho ?
Raj : Ab Me Waha Akela Rehta Hu To Socha 1-2 Din Yaha Aajau !
Prem : Sahi Hai ! Akele Raho Isse Acha Kuch Din Logo Ke Saath Reh Lo !
Raj : Yeah ! Chai Piyoge ?
Prem : Nahi ! Me Sirf Coffee Peeta Hu !
Raj : Mujhe To Kuch Bhi Chalta Hai !
Prem : Abhi To Kuch Peene Ka Mann Nahi Hai !
Raj : Mera Bhi Nahi Hai ! Room Me Hi Chale ???
Prem : Haan !
Prem aur Raj Dono Hi Waapas Room Me Aa Jate Hai Jaha Lakshya Room Me Baithkar Cigaratte Fuk Raha Tha .
Prem : Abhi se Cigarette Peene Lag Gaye ?
Lakshya : Tumhe Koyi Dikkat?
Prem : Nahi ! Please Continue !
*Call Rings*
Raj Apni Pocket se Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Mobile Par Baate Karne Lagta Hai .
*5 Minute Later*
Raj : Mujhe To Abhi Jaana Hai ! Meri GF Ke Saath Coffee Date Hai ! Milte Hai Baar Me !
Prem : Sure !
Raj Waha se Chala Jaata Hai
Sirf Prem aur Lakshya Hi Room Me Baithe Hue The .
Prem : All Good Lakshya ! Lagta Hai Tumhe Zyada Baat Karna Nahi Pasand !
Lakshya : ( Nods in Agreement )
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Kya Hi Bore Ladka Hai ! Mujhe Bhi Bore Kar Dega !
Prem : Me Aata Hu Baad Me!
Prem Room Ke Baahar Chala Jaata Hai . Room se Baahar Nikalte Hi…..
*Splash*
Prem Ke Muh Par Udti Huyi Cold Coffee Geerti Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) FUCKK !!
Ladki : Oh I'm So Sorry ! Wo Galti se Mujhse Flip Ho Gaya ! I'm so Sorry !!!
Prem Handkerchief Nikaal Apna Muh Saaf Karta Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar us Ladki Par Padti Hai .
Ladki : I'm So Sorry !! Wo Galti se Ho Gaya !
Prem : Thoda Aa Dhyaan se !
Ladki : I'm Really Very Sorry !
Prem : Koyi Baat Nahi !
Ladki : Hi ! Myself Kulguaravi
Prem : Myself Prem Rajveer Mehra !
Kaulgauravi : Prem Rajveer Mehra ! Bahut Bada Name Hai !
Prem : Rajveer Mera Papa Ka Name Hai !
बड़ी ज़हरीली आँख मारे
कमसिन कमरिया साली
Prem : Ye Itna Loud Volume Par Kon Gaane Sun Raha Hai??
Kaulgauravi : Woh Mera Room Hai ! Yahi Tumhare Room Ke Saamne Waala ! me aur Mere Jo Roommates Hai Woh Bas Aese Hi Chill Karne Ke Liye Dance Kar Rahe The !
Prem : Nice !
Kaulgauravi : ( Smile ) Tum Bhi Aa Jao ! Apne Roommates Ko Bhi Saath Le Aao ! Saath Me Chill Karte Hai !
Prem : Mera Ek Roommate To Gaya Apni Girlfriend Se Milne aur Dusra Kuch Zyada Hi Ghoomsoom Hai Apne Aap Me !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) To Aao ! Tum Bore Nahi Hoge ! Aur Bhi Bahut Log Hai Andar !
Kulgauravi Prem Ko Apne Saath Uske Room Me Lekar Jaati Hai Jaha Aur Bhi Kayi Log The .
Saare Log Waha Enjoy Kar Rahe The , Joro - Shoro se Gaane Bajaakar Naach Rahe The . Un Sab Me Kulgauravi Bhi Join Ho Jaati Hai . Prem Bhi Unke Saath Join Ho Jaata Hai .
नोट हज़ारों के…….खुल्ला छुट्टा कराने आई
हुस्न की तिल्ली से
बीड़ी-चिल्लम जलाने आई
आई चिकनी चमेली
छुप के अकेली पव्वा चढ़ा के आई
आई चिकनी चमेली
छुप के अकेली पव्वा चढ़ा के आई
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Location : Mumbai
Rajveer : Ajith ! Ye Mumbai Saala Hosh Me Rehne Ke Liye Majbur Karta Rehta Hai ! Kashmir Me Wo Ghar Mujhe Hosh Me Aane Hi Nahi Deta !
Rajveer Chair Par Baithe Hue Cigarette Fukh Raha Tha Wahi Ajith Uske Saamne Khada Tha .
Rajveer : Cancer Ki Wajah se Mai To Jaane Hi Waala Hu ! Mere Jaane Ke Baad Kya Karoge Tum Ajith ? Itne Buddhe Ho Gaye Fir Bhi Na Shaadi Ki Na Bacche !
Ajith : Acha Hua Jo Nahi Ki Master ! Aur Aapke Jaane Ke Baad Me Aaram se Kahi Jaakar Rahuga Jaha Subah Uthte Hi Surya Ki Kiran Mujh Par Pade !
Rajveer : Sahi Hai ! Wese Prerna Aur Diya Ki Kya Khabar Hai ??
Ajith : Bas Wo Roz School Jaati Hai aur Aati Hai ! Bas Yahi Hai !
Rajveer : Wo Mere Baare Me Kya Sochti Hogi ?? Unka Baap Zinda Hai Fir Bhi Unke Saath Zyada Samay Nahi Bitata !
Ajith : Maaf Kariyega Master Par Jab Se Prerna Ma'am Gaye Hai , Aapne Sab Ke Saath Apna Naata Tod Hi Diya Hai ! Aapke Aur Bhi Kayi Rishte The Jin Par se Aapne Bilkul Hi Nazar Hata Li ! Aapko To Ab Pata Bhi Nahi Hai Ki Wo Kaha Hai Aur Kese Hai ? Unme se Kayi Ke Saath Aapki Santaan Bhi Thi Par Ab Aap Uske Baare Me Sochte Bhi Nahi Hai ! Aapne Unke Saath Waada Kar Kisika Bhi Khyaal Nahi Rakha !
Rajveer : Wo Jaha Bhi Hoge Theek Hi Hoge ! Prerna Ke Jaane Ke Baad Mai Apne Aap Ka Dhyaan Nahi Rakh Paaya , Unka Kya Rakhta ? Me To Apne Hi Hosh Me Nahi Tha ! Abhi Bhi Nahi Hu !
Ajith : Rajveer Mehra…..The Emperor….
Rajveer : But Now He is Just a Dead Soul !
Ajith : Mene Kabhi Nahi Socha Tha Ki Agar Aap Gire To Waapas Kabhi Khade Nahi Ho Paoge !
Rajveer : Ab Saala Mann Hi Nahi Karta Khada Hone Ka ! Kon Waapas Jeeye Ab Aur Kiske Liye Jeeyu Mai ?
Ajith : Apne Aap Ke Liye ! Apni Family Ke Liye !
Rajveer : Ajith Jab Me Apne Aap Ko Dekhta Hu Na ! Tab Mujhe Mere Andar Prerna Dikhti Hai ! Har Jagah Mujhe Bas Prerna Dikhti Hai ! Me Kabhi Usse Aage Nikal Hi Nahi Sakta !
Ajith : Mujhe Bataiye Wo Gold Ka Kya Karna Hai ??
Rajveer : Wo Jaha Chupa Hua Hai Uske Ab Wahi Rehne Do ! Uske Baare Me Sirf Hum Dono Hi Jaante Hai ! Agar Tumhe Chahiye To Le Lena !
Ajith : Mai Ab Is Umra Me Uska Kya Karuga ? Me To Aapke Liye Keh Raha Tha ! Aap Usko Apne Baccho Ke Liye Rakh Sakte Hai !
Rajveer : Ab Jo Jaha Hai Usko Wahi Rehne Do Ajith !
Ajith : Theek Hai Master !
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Location : Delhi
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) So Kesa Laga ?
Prem : ( Smiles ) Actually It Was Fun !
Kulgauravi : Wese Kaha Se Ho Tum ?
Prem : Me Yahi Mumbai se ! Tum Kaha se Ho !
Kulgauravi : Wese To Mere Parents Bangaluru Me Rehte Hai But Me Filhaal Indore Me Rehti Hu Apne Maternal Grandparents Ke Saath ! Indore Me Hi Schooling Kar Rahi Hu !
Prem : Nice ! Bengalore Me……
Kulgauravi : Not Bengalore ! It's Bangaluru !
Prem : Oh Yes ! My Bad ! Bangaluru !
Kulgauravi : Good ! Wese Yaha se Raat Ko Baahar Jaana Allowed Nahi Hai Na !
Prem : Pata Nahi ! Me To Aaj Hi Aaya Hu !
Kulgauravi : Me Kal se Yaha Hu ! Raat Ke 10 Ke Baad Yaha Se Baahar Nahi Jaane Dete !
Prem : ( Smile ) Kyunki Miss Ye Delhi Hai ! Yaha To Raat Ko Animals Bhi Safe Nahi Hai ! Hum To Fir Bhi Insaan Hai !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) Par Raat Ko Baahar Jaana To Hai Ghumne ! Aaj Raat Chale ??
Prem : ( Smile ) Miss Kulgauravi Hume Mile Hi 1-2 Ghante Huye Hai ! Agar Mai Evil Nikla To? Aur Mene Fayeda Uthane Ki Koshish Ki To ?
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) Haan Tum Lagte Bhi Ho Shakal se Tharki ! Par Mere Protection Ke Liye Sab Kuch Hai ! Par Agar Mene Tumhara Faayda Uthane Ki Koshish Ki To ??
Prem : ( Smile ) Oh Fuck ! Iske Baare Me To Mene Socha Hi Nahi !
Kulgauravi : ( Smile ) To Chalte Hai Aaj Raat Ko Excect 11 PM Ko ! Tumhare Dost Aa Rahe Ho To Unko Bhi Saath Me Le Lena ! Aur Haan… Apni Ijjat Ko Bachakar Rakhna Mujhse !
*15 Minutes Later*
*In Room*
Prem : Aa Gaye Milkar !
Raj : Bilkul Brother !
Prem : Wese Suno ! Raat Ko Baahar Chaloge Saath Me ?
Raj : Yaha Raat Ko Baahar Jaana Allowed Nahi Hai !
Prem : Isliye To ! Chup Kar Piche Ki Diwaar se Chale Jaayega ! Wo To Choti Hi Hai!
Raj : ( Smile ) Interesting ! Me Aa Raha Hu ! Maza Aayega ! Aesi Bakchodi Karne Me Mujhe Bada Maza Aata Hai !
Prem : Lakshya ?? Tum Aaoge ??
Lakshya : Haan ! Me Bhi Aauga !
Lakshya : ( Mann Me ) Good ! Aaj Sleeping Pills Lene Ki Jarurat Nahi Padegi !
Prem : Raat Ki 11 Baje Chalte Hai Baahar ! Delhi Ki Night Life Bhi Dekh Hi Lege !
*At Night*
*11 PM*
Prem , Raj aur Lakshya Room se Baahar Nikal Chuke The . Wahi Unko Kulgauravi Bhi Mil Jaati Hai .
Raj : Ye Ladki Bhi Saath Me Aayegi ??
Kulgauravi : Kulgauravi ! And Yes ! Me Bhi Aa Rahi Hoon !
Prem : Haan !
Kulgauravi : Lakshya ??? Right ?? Troubling Trio Ke Main Member !!
Lakshya : ( Nods in Agreement ) Chale ?
Prem : Haan !
Kulgauravi : Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Humare Bich Ek Celebrity Bhi Hai !
Chaaro Waha se Chup-Chupkar Baahar Nikalte Hai . Woh Sab Choti si Diwaar se Kud Kar Baahar Nikal Jaate Hai . Par Koyi Tha Jiski Nazar Baahar Jaate Hue Prem Par Pad Gayi Thi .
Kulgauravi : To Ab Kaha Jaana Hai ??
Prem : Yaha se To Aage Chalte Hai !
Raj : Haan !
Chaaro Log Waha se Aage Jaane Lagte Hai . Kuch Hi Samay Hua Tha Prem aur Kulgauravi Ko Mile Par Un Dono Ki Hi Vibe Ek Dusre se Match Ho Chuki Thi Jiski Wajah se Un Dono Ka Hi Ek Connection Ban Chuka Tha .
Woh Chaaro Raste Ke Side Par Chal Rahe The Tabhi Ek-Ek Karke Kayi Bikes Unke Pass Aakar Rukti Hai .
Prem Ki Nazar Aditya Par Padti Hai aur Wo Sab Samajh Jaata Hai .
Karib 30-40 Log Waha Jama Ho Gaye The Jinke Haatho Me Hockey Stick Thi .
Kulgauravi : Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai ? We Should Call The Cops !
Prem : Leave It !
Aditya : Ketu Bhaiya ! Wo Jo Laal Jacket Me Khada Hai , Wahi Hai Prem !
Ketu : Jao Re Sab ! Haddiya Todo Uski ! Aur Koyi Beech Me Aaye To Unki Bhi Haddiya Tod Do !
Wo Sab Log Prem se Thodi Hi Dur Khade The . Wo Sab Prem Ki Taraf Badh Rahe The .
Prem : Ye Log Mere Liye Aaye Hai ! Tum Sab Jao….Mai Dekh Luga ! Aaj Ye Kissa Khatam Karta Hoon !
Raj : Me Bhi Hoon Saath Mai!
Lakshya : Phew ! Okay Me Bhi Hoon ! I'm a Boxer also !
Prem : Kulgauravi Thoda Dur Chali Jao !
Kulgauravi : Yaha se Bhagte Hai ! Tum Teeno Kya Maar Khaane Ke Liye Ruk Rahe Ho?
Raj : Just Wait and Watch !
Kulgauravi Unse Thoda sa Dur Chali Jaati Hai aur Apni Pocket Me se Peppar Spray Nikalti Hai .
Prem aur Lakshya Apni Hi Jagah Khade The Par Wahi Un Logo Ko Apni Taraf Aata Dekh Raj Unki Taraf Chala Jaata Hai .
Lakshya : Ye Pehle Kyu Aage Jaa Raha Hai ? Wo Aa Hi Rahe The ! Kya Pata Sirf Baatchit Karni Ho Unhe ?
Prem : Ab Jaa Raha Hai To Kya Hi Kar Sakte Hai ? Hum Bhi Chalte Hai ! Wo Log Maarne Hi Aa Rahe Hai !
Wahi Ketu Apni Pocket se Ek Revolver Nikalta Hai .
Aditya : Aree…Kya Kar Rahe Ho Ketu Bhai ? Jaan se Nahi Maarna Hai ! Bas Apahij Karna Hai !
Ketu : Thik Hai !
Ketu Apni Revolver Ko Waapas se Pocket Me Rakh Leta Hai .
Wahi Aditya Hockey Stick Ko Apni Haath Me Liye Aage Daudte Hue Jaata Hai To Uski Nazar Prem , Raj aur Lakshya Par Padti Hai Jo Un Sab Logo se Lad Rahe The .
Raj Akela Hi Kayi Logo Par Bhaari Pad Raha Tha .
Wahi Prem aur Lakshya Bhi Un Sab se Lad Rahe The .
*Slasshh*
Prem Ke Sar Par Zor se Hockey Stick Lagti Hai .
Prem : ( Gusse Me ) Aree BC !!
Prem us Aadmi Ke Chest Par Zor se Kick Maarta Hai aur Uske Haath se Hockey Stick Lekar Usko Hi Maarne Lag Jaata Hai.
Prem aur Lakshya Ke Liye Ye Sab Thoda Aasan Ho Chuka Tha Kyunki Raj Akele Hi Un Sab Ko Maar Raha Tha . Uski Raftaar Badi Tez Thi Jisko Dekhkar Prem aur Lakshya Bhi Thoda Shock Me The .
Wahi Lakshya Bhi Kam Nahi Tha . Woh Bhi Un Aadmiyo Ki Jamkar Dhulaai Kar Raha Tha .
In Teeno Ko Bhi Bahut Maar Pad Rahi Thi Par Ye Teeno Hi Un Sab Par Bhaari Pad Rahe The .
Prem Aditya Ke Pass Jaata Hai aur Jor se Hockey Uske Sar Par Maarta Hai .
Prem : BHENCHOD TU SUDHREGA NAHI !
Prem Aditya Ko Maarne Ka Mauka Hi Nahi De Raha Tha . Woh Usko Lagataar Maarte Hi Reh Raha Tha . Aditya Ke Muh Ka Naksha Bigad Chuka Tha .
Wahi Lakshya Bhi Ketu Ko Maar Raha Tha.
*Punch*
*Punch*
*Punch*
Lakshya Lagaatar Ketu Ke Muh Par Punch Maarta Raha Tha . Uske Muh se Khoon Nikal Raha Tha .
Wahi Raj Akele Hi Un Sab Ladko Ki Haalat Kharaab Kar Raha Tha .
Ketu Apni Pocket Me se Revolver Nikaalta Hai aur
*Shoot*
Revolver Me se Goli Nikalti Hai aur Wo Hawa Me Shoot Kar Leta Hai .
Gun Dekhte Hi Lakshya Usse Thoda Dur Chala Jaata Hai . Prem aur Raj Bhi Wahi Ruk Jaate Hai .
Ketu : ( Gusse Me ) AB KOYI NAHI HILEGA APNI JAGAH !
Prem : ( Mann Me ) Jaha Dekhu Waha Gun Aa Hi Jaati Hai !
Aditya Zameen se Khada Ho Jaata Hai aur Apne Haath Me Hockey Stick Le Leta Hai.
Ketu : AB TUM TEENO ME SE KOYI NAHI HILEGA !! AGAR TUM LOGO NE LADNA CHALU KIYA TO WAHI MAAR DAALUGA !!
Prem : Aditya Teri Dushmani Mere Saath Hai ! Jo Bhi Karna Hai Mere Saath Kar…Inko Jaane De ! Warna Jab Agli Baar Tu Mujhe Milega Me Tujhe Chhoduga Nahi !
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
*Slasshhh*
Aditya Lagaatar Prem Ke Muh Par Hockey se Maare Jaa Raha Tha . Prem Ke Muh se Khoon Nikalna Start Ho Jaata Hai .
Wahi Wo Saare Aadmi Milkar Bhi Raj aur Lakshya Ko Pakad Kar Maarne Lagte Hai.
*Slasshhhh*
Aditya Prem Ke Sar Par Itni Zor se Maarta Hai Ki Woh Wahi Zameen Par Gir Jaata Hai aur Uski Aankhe Bandh Ho Jaati Hai .
Aditya : ( Laughs ) KETU BHAI HO GAYA MERA KAAM !!
Ketu : CHALO RE AB ! CHALTE HAI YAHA SE !
*5 Minutes Later*
Un Logo Ke Jaate Hi Raj aur Lakshya Prem Ke Pass Pahuchte Hai . Kulgauravi Bhi Prem Ke Pass aa Jati Hai
Prem Jameen Par Behosh Gira Hua Tha .
Raj : Isko Isi Waqt Hospital Lekar Jaana Padega !
Kulgauravi : Haan ! Jaldi Chalo !
Lakshya : is Waqt Cab Milna Mushkil Hai !
Raj : Me Apne Friend Ko Call Karta Hu ! Woh Yahi Pass Hi Rehte Hai ! Wo Uske Papa Ko Lekar aa Jayega Car Ke Saath !
Raj Apna Mobile Nikalta Hai aur Apne Best Friend Aman Ko Call Karta Hai .
*2 Hours Later*
Prem Ki Aankhe Khulti Hai . Woh Hospital Bed Par Leta Hua Tha . Uske Saamne Raj , Lakshya , Kulgauravi , Aman ( Raj Ka Friend ) Khada Tha .
Aman Khud Hi Car Lekar Aa Gaya Tha .
Kulgauravi : Ab Kesa Lag Raha Hai ??
Prem : Yeah Good !
Raj : Take Some Rest ! Tumhari To Bahut Bleeding Ho Chuki Hai !
Prem : I'm Sorry ! Meri Wajah se Tum Dono Bhi Isme Involve Ho Gaye aur Tumhe Bhi Bahut Maar Padi !
Raj : Koyi Na Bhai ! Tu Apne Aap Ko Sambhal !
Lakshya : Yeah !
Kulgauravi : Kal Competition Hai , Uska Kya ?
Prem : Me To Compete Kar Luga ! Bhale Hi Haar Jau Par Khel Luga !
Raj : Me Bhi Aaram se Khel Luga ! Ye Chot Thodi Der Baad Kam Dard Karegi !
Lakshya : Me Chess To Khel Luga Par Haath Par Hi Chot Lagi Hai Isliye Boxing Nahi Kar Pauga !
Prem : I'm Sorry Lakshya !
Lakshya : ( Smile ) Chill ! It Wasn't Your Fault !
Kulgauravi : Nightout To Fightout Ban Gaya ! Me is Raat Ko Apni Puri Zindagi Bhar Yaad Rakhugi !!
Aaj Ke Liye Bas Itna Hi . Like Karna aur Apna Review Dena Na Bhule . Milte Hai Jald Hi Agle Update Ke Saath Agle Sunday Ko . Tab Tak Ke Liye , Cheers
