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Jawaan Din-Haseen Raat (2)
"Itni bekarar ho?", Arjun ne bhi jaali ke sath lakdi wala bhi darwaja band karne ke baad us gadrai jawani ko baahon me bhar liya. Ek pal me samajh gaya ki badan me nahane ke baad wali nami hai aur andar sabkuch ajaad. Wo motte sakht stann bhi aur bhaari nitambh bhi. Gurdeep ke haath bhi Arjun ki peeth par kass chuke the.
"Bata bhi nahi sakti ki meri haalat kya hai. Ek toh pehli mulakaat me he dard de diya aur uske baad itni lambi judaai."
"Dard diya tha toh? Phir toh tumhe mere pas nahi hona chahiye.", Arjun wo 38 ke motte gaddedar chuttat masalte hue Gurdeep ko jaise satane laga.
"Aahhh.. dard waha nahi, yaha diya tha. Ab baatein matt karo, bas wo pyaar do jis se main kuch din wo kami mehsoos na karu. aahhh...", Pajama is gadraye motte hisse par atche se fansa tha aur Gurdeep ki halat ko samajhte hue Arjun usko goad me uthaye chacha wale kamre me chal diya. Gurdeep ne dil ke dard ki baat kahi thi aur Arjun apne pyaar se wahi dur karne wale tha is Bholi sardarni ka.
Us bade bister par aate he unka josh parwan chadh gaya. Wo makhmali gadrai sardarni kisi taja gulaab si mehak bikherti khud he Arjun ko apne jism par girati hui uska chehra choomne lagi thi. Gurdeep ke wo malai se naram aur gulabi honth aakhir mil he gaye apne harjaai ke hontho se. Wo chumban purkashish se bhara jaane kab tak chala aur Arjun ke hantho dono he motte gubbare se chuche masalwati hui Gurdeep khud he kamar ko uchkane lagi.
"Ufff.. sehan nahi hota yar..ummmm..", Gurdeep ki tadap aur halat dekh Arjun ek pal alag hua kapde utarne ke liye. Din ke ujaale me jald he dono ek dusre ke nirvastra aakarshak badan ko niharne lage. Gurdeep ke chehre par aayi laali aur lund se najre hatana bata raha tha ke wo kaam-jwar me tapne ke sath ab sharma rahi thi. Safed motte chuche itne bhaari the ki shayad Priyanka wale parvat bhi 19 the inke saamne. Arjun ne apne sakht lund par Gurdeep ki naram hatheli rakhte hue jhuk kar kaha.
"Is se he sharmaogi toh ye bura bhi maan sakta hai. Pyaar se pakad kar sehlane se shayad ye tumhara sath de.", Arjun ki baatein asar karti us se pehle he Gurdeep ne wo hatheli ke ghere se motta moosal kas ke thaam liya. Aakarshit toh wo bhi thi us jaandar ang se aur wo sakhti jaise gehra asar karne lagi. Arjun bhi masti me dooba un kathai nipple ko mooh me liye ek motte chuche ko chusakne laga toh Gurdeep ne bhi jaange khol di. Taja baal saaf ki hui wo gori-gulabi choot shehad tapka rahi thi.
"Aaahh.. araam se yar.. bade sensitive ho gaye hai ye jabse inhe tumne pehli baar hath lagaya hai. Uff... aur main bhi kuch dena chahti hu aaj tumhe.", Ek hath se lund muthiyati hui Gurdeep dusre se Arjun ke baal sehla rahi thi. Arjun ko apne chucho par itna aasakt dekh maje ke sath he Gurdeep muskura rahi thi. Aise drishya me jo kamukta ek garam ladki ke chehre par aati hai wo jaise bikhar rahi thi Gurdeep ke chehre par. Arjun baat sunn kar alag hote hue bagal me leit gaya. Ab Gurdeep uske seene par dono doodh tikati aage kehne lagi.
"Video dekhi thi maine worldsex par kuch din pehle. Ye thoda jyada motta aur bada hai lekin main waisa he karke dekhna chahti hu.", Gurdeep ki aadhi adhuri baat bhi Arjun samajh chuka tha. Wo nirantar us tagde moosal ko hilati rahi.
"Sath me karte hai jis se tumhe bhi atcha laga.", Arjun sarak kar ab Gurdeep ki motti chikni jaangho ki taraf aa gaya. Gol naabhi se 6 inch niche he wo poora maidaan chamak raha tha jaha phooli hui choot kaamras se labrej mehak rahi thi. Choot ko intjaar na karna pada aur Arjun ki jeebh ne karamat dikhani chalu kar di.
"Ishhh... ye kya karne lage aahhh.. baap re.. ummmm.. maahhh.. ", Gurdeep ne phir se lund ko kabje me lete hue jor se bheench liya. Arjun ne choot ko atche se choomte hue chehra wahi daba diya. Thumakta hua laal supada he Gurdeep ko apni aahen band karne ki ummeed dikha. Ye kaamshashtra ki wahi unhattar wali mudra thi jo khaas prachalit na thi. Gurdeep ko ek pal wo lisa-lisa sa swaad ajeeb laga lekin sab bhula kar wo bhi lund ko supade se thoda aaga tak apne geele garam mooh me utaar gayi. Agle 5 minute me he uska gardraya jism jhatke lene laga aur honth us jarurat se adhik motte ling par kahi jor se lipat gaye. Arjun ke alag hote he Gurdeep bhi bister par peeth ke bal pasarti hui gehri saansein lene lagi. Chuche kampann se thirak rahe the aur Arjun ne sahi waqt dekhte hue kriya aage badhane ka nishchaya kiya.
"Himmat rakhna Deepi, dusri he baar hai aur mujhe lagta hai ke dard jarur hoga.", Bhaari jaanghe failate hue Arjun ne paniyaai taja sakhalit choot ke muhane supada bhidate hue Gurdeep ko chetaya toh laal doro se bhari aankhen batane ke liye bahot thi ki wo tayaar hai.
"Jism toddne se pehle matt alag hona.. aahh..", Aisi himmat dekh Arjun bhi poori tarah us maansal naram jism par chha gaya. Hontho ko chooste hue ek karare dhakke ke sath he wo lagbhag anchudi choot chirti chali gayi. 5 inch ki duri choot ke kaamras aur uttejana ki wajah se wo bhishan lund us dhakke me taye kar gaya.
"Unnnnngg....", Na chahte hue bhi band hontho ke beech se wo dard ki awaaj bahar aa he gayi, aankhon me aansuon ke sath. Gurdeep ke lachile badan ki harkat Arjun ki kamar par taange bandhne se najar aayi. Ek aur dhakke ne garbh ko he choom liya. Motte dugdh-kalash piss chuke the chaudi chhati tale aur choot kisi parat ki tarah lipati hui us majboot lund ko mehsoos karne lagi. Ye himmat Gurdeep ki Arjun ke prati gehri chahat saaf batati thi. Hontho ki harkat hote he Arjun bhi haule haule un rasbhare labo ka ras peene laga. Kamar ko hilana aisa lag raha tha jaise darwaje me dhansi koyi keel plaas se nikali ja rahi ho. Aadhe lund ko bahar nikalte he Arjun ne honth alag kar liya.
"Faad ke toh rakh he di hai.. aahh.. ab rukna nahi.. aahh.. sachmuch bahot motta hai yar tumhara aur andar tak lagta hai.", Gurdeep ki boli baatein aur aankhon me aaye aansu dekh Arjun ne halke se dono aankhen choomte hue badi najakat se lund wapis andar utaar diya. Choot buri tarah fail chuki thi lekin chiknahat ne sath diya.
"Us din toh bas josh me ho gaya tha Deepi.. Huhh.. aaj tumhe main araam se pyaar karna chahta tha... bahot tight hai tumhari lekin himmat dikhai.. Bahot sundar bhi ho..", Arjun ne dono panje un gubbare par lagate hue choot ko araam se chodna shuru kiya toh Gurdeep dard ke bawjood maja le rahi thi. Uski choot aaj dusri he baar lund le rahi thi jis se har dheema gharshan bhi kahi jordar lagta tha. Aise he is saral mudra me chudai gati pakadne lagi thi aur jald he dard tej siskiyon me badal gaya.
"Aahh... aise he karte raho.. ummm.. mujhe nahi lagta ke aaahh... kabhi tumhari jagah koyi aur le paayega.. Arjunn.nn I love you..", Gurdeep kaam-sagar me tairti hui bhi apne dil ki chahat ujagar kar rahi thi. Sach he toh tha ke uske jism ke sath aatma ne bhi khud ko Arjun ke hawale kar chhoda tha. Arjun ke chehre ko har taraf choomne ke baad usne khud he uska chehra apne ek motte gubbare par tika diya. Chucho ko chuswana bhi aisa sukhdayi ho sakta hai ye bas kuch waqt pehle tak usko na pata tha aur na koyi anubhav tha. Thandak bhare kamre me bhi dono jismo ki garmi badh he rahi thi. Dhimi chudai ab badal kar lambe aur gehre dhakko ke sath raftar lene lagi thi. Choot ne dursi baar baandh todte hue rass bahaya toh Arjun alag ho gaya. Gurdeep ki ukhadi hui saansein aur band aankhen bata rahi thi ki wo kitna durlabh charam mehsoos kar rahi hai. Choot me khaalipan ka ehsaas hote he usne Arjun ko dekha.
"Tum bahot he pyaari ho Deepi. Main tumhare sath kahi galat toh nahi kar raha?"
"Bade aaye galat aur sahi batane wale. Jisme sirf pyaar aur sukh ho, wo sahi aur galat se pare hai mister. Ab meri baari hai.", Tarbooj se motte chuttad failati wo Arjun ke upar aa chadhi. Arjun jawaab deta us se pehle samooche lund ko apni geeli choot me utaarti hui Gurdeeep ne wo lambi siski lete hue mansha spasht kar di. Is khel me anubhavi na sahi lekin josh bharpoor tha is ladki me. Ab sachmuch maje ki baari Arjun ki thi aur Gurdeep ke motte motte ubhar seene par ragadte hue apna kaam karne lage. Savere Alka ke sath adhuru milan se uttejit Arjun bhi 10 minute me akadne laga tha Gurdeep ke niche.
"Aahhh.. hone wala hai mera Deepi.. Hato..", Gurdeep itna sunte he lund ko bahar nikalti hui apni geeli choot se he ragadne lagi.
"Uff... main bhi..", Arjun ka veerya dono ke jismo ke beech he baras kar reh gaya. Alag hote he Gurdeep hansne lagi.
"Dekho kya halat hai hum dono ki. Phir se nahana padega.", Dono ke he peit kaamras aur veerya se sann chuke the aur Gurdeep ke uthte he Arjun ki nigah thirakte vishaal kulho aur tarbooj si laal ho chuki choot par padi. Murjhat hue lund ne bhi harkat karke sehmati jatai ki Gurdeep ki wo khaas jagah pasand aayi.
"Jaha dekh rahe ho mujhe pata hai bachu. Iske liye tumhe mehnat karni padegi kyonki wo tumhe chahiye, mujhe jo chahiye tha uske liye maine mehnat ki. Aaj sath he nahate hai.", Gurdeep ne jis kamukta se Arjun ko ishara kiya tha wo jhatt uth kar uske sath bathroom me ghuss gaya. Jo chahiye tha uske liye mehnat toh karni he thi.
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"Arjun se mili thi jaane se pehle?", Ritu ke sath is waqt sirf Preeti he thi yaha upar Ritu-Alka ke kamre me aur dopahar ke is samay ghar me jo bhi hulchal thi us se ye wala hissa achhoota tha. Hamesha he khile gulab si rehne wali Preeti is waqt thodi udaas thi aur Ritu se behtar sangini aur kaun ho sakti thi jo ye udaasi na samajh sakti.
"Pata he nahi tha ke wo Punjab ja raha hai aur aapke saamne he toh wapis aaye the sab. Maa ne jab bataya tabtak toh wo nikal bhi chuka tha. Aap he bulane aa jati agar aapko pata chal gaya tha toh.", Preeti ne ek rubber se apne kandhe se niche tak ke baalo ko bandha hua tha aur aaj wo safed salwar kameej me thi, apni veshbhusha ke viprit. Ritu ne bhi ek chhoti si kaali bindi us pyaare chehre ke maathe par lagane ke baad Preeti ki thuddi ke niche hath rakhte hue jawaab diya.
"Mujhe pata hota toh kya main tujhe batati nahi? Upar se subah thoda mahol kharaab ho gaya tha jis se mera mood bhi down ho gaya. Jaane se pehle Arjun aaya tha mujhse milne aur bol kar gaya tha ke main tumhara atche se dhyaan rakhu. Kal wapis aane ke baad wo tumhare sath atcha time bitane wala hai. Waise tumhe kahi is baat ka bura toh nahi lag raha ki waha gaanv jaane ki wajah se tum dono mil nahi paaye?", Arjun dwara kahi baatein Ritu se sunn kar ab Preeti ke chehre par bhi khushi aa gayi thi. Ritu ne wo khaas payal ki jodi Preeti ke gore paanv me pehnaai toh Preeti ki aankhon me halki si nami bhi aa gayi.
"Pata nahi didi aisa lagta hai ke shayad main utna pyaar Arjun ko nahi de pa rahi jitna wo karta hai. Aur aapka pyaar mere sath na hota toh shayad main jyada galtiyan kar jaati. I love you so much and please always stay with me like this, forever.", Ritu ne dono payal pehnane ke baad ek baar baithe hue he Preeti ko gale se lagaya aur uth kar almari se nail-polish nikalte hue kehne lagi.
"Tere sath he toh rehna hai saari zindagi aur waise bhi mere liye tum bhi utni he jaruri ho jitna Arjun. Yakeen karo tum usko us se jyada pyaar karti ho aur iska example hai tumhara usko har roop me swikaar karna. Kaisa lagta hai jab wo kisi aur ke sath ho jabki pyaar wo hamara hai? Hum dono he is baat ko atche se samajhti hai ki Arjun aisa tabtak he kar raha hai jabtak sharir me badlaav aa rahe hai aur hum filhal rishta bana nahi sakte. Jab tum uski zindagi me biwi bann kar aa jaogi na Preeti, wo kisi ki taraf dekhne wala bhi nahi.", Gore haatho ki lambi ungliyon ke nakhoon bhi sahi lambai ke sath bedaag the Preeti ke. Ritu ne ek hath ko pakadte hue polish lagane ka upkram kiya toh Preeti halke se muskurai. Ritu uska sachmuch behan se jyada khayal rakhti thi.
"Main chahti hu ke pehle aap uski biwi bane ya phir hum dono he sath me. Aur mujhe bura nahi lagta Arjun ko kisi aur ke sath sambandh banane se kyonki wo pehal nahi karta. Aur shaadi ke baad aap atche se sambhal lengi usko."
"Dhatt... uske liye toh sunday-monday banane padd rahe hai aur tum kehti ho main akeli sambhal lungi. Waise shaadi tumhe he pehle karni padegi Preeti aur ye mai kisi wajah se he keh rahi hu.", Preeti ektak Ritu ke us gambhir chehre ko dekhne lagi jaha ek pal pehle muskurahat aur sharam thi.
"Aisi kya wajah hai? Badi aap hai toh pehla haq bhi aapka he hua."
"Tum asliyat bhool rahi ho mere aur Arjun ke rishtey ki. Shaadi toh jaise taise ho he jayegi lekin is ghar me nahi. Tum yaha ki bahu banogi aur main idhar se bahar ja kar. Safar abhi dur hai lekin ye batana jaruri tha jis se tumhe bhi waise dhalne me pareshani na ho. Ye ek kadwa sach hai Preeti ki is ghar me main kabhi bhi Arjun ki biwi ka darja nahi paane wali aur main bhi chahti hu ke yaha tum ekmatra biwi aur bahu raho. Waise itna pareshan bhi matt hona jyada soch kar, bahot saal pade hai is sabke liye.", Ritu phir se pehle ki tarah muskurane lagi thi aur Preeti ki soch ko viram laga.
"Waise Manju bhi 2 saal se pehle he hamesha ke liye idhar se jaane wali hai didi. Arjun ne poori koshish ki hai usko khush rakhne ki aur wo hai bhi lekin ab jaise wo khud apni life ko badalne ka soch chuki hai. Kitna ajeeb hain na ye sab aur Arjun agar usko na sambhalta toh bahot bura ho sakta tha uske sath.", Preeti ne yaha Manju ka jikar kiya toh Ritu ne dusre hath ko pakad liya.
"Kaise bura hone deta wo Manju ke sath? Wo Arjun se pyaar karti hai toh Arjun parwah karega he lekin Manju jaise apne naye lakshya bana chuki hai aur Arjun bhi uska sath de raha hai jaise tu. Ek majboot vyakti he aise fainsle le sakta hai aur haarne ki jagah jiwan ko aur behtar banane ki koshish karne wali Manju ne mujhe bhi prerit kiya hai. Waise teri maami bhi aa rahi hai, jitna maine suna hai. Vicki se milne ya phir kuch aur wajah hai?"
"Hahaha.. Vicki se milne kyo aayengi wo? Aaj maa ki baat suni thi maine thodi bahot jab wo phone par lagi hui thi. Unko toh maloom hai ghar me kisi ko greek nahi aati lekin mujhe bhool gayi. Wo maami ko surprise dene ki baat kar rahi hai aur is baar maami hafte bhar idhar rehne wali hai shaadi me shamil hone ke sath sath.", Preeti ki baat me abhi bhi rehasya chhupa tha.
"Poori baat bata na, kyu maje le rahi hai.", Ritu ko toh pata he tha ke Preeti aise he baat aage badhayegi.
"Wo keh rahi thi ki unke pas koyi hai jo ek ideal lover hai, dil aur sharir ko atche se satisfy karne wala. Aisa lover jaisa maami ne kabhi khayalo me bhi na socha ho aur agar maami unki baat maanegi toh wo unke sath bhi usko share kar sakti hai. Maa ki baaton se laga tha jaisa wo maami se is topic par pehle bhi thodi bahot baat kar chuki hai aur meri soch kehti hai ke maa ki life me aisa koyi bhi nahi hai. Chahe papa ke sath unki chemistry ab atchi nahi hai lekin wo apne kaam par he focus rehti hai aur ghar se bahar toh kahi jaati nahi.", Preeti baaton ke sath sawaal karne lagi thi lekin Ritu ki kutil muskaan dekh aankhen badi ho gayi.
"Shit. Aisa impossible hai didi. Don't tell ki maa Arjun ki baat kar rahi thi?", Preeti ne he sawal-jawaab kiya tha hairaan hote hue.
"Aur kaun ho sakta hai jara khud he soch? Waise Arjun ne aisa kuch kiya toh nahi hai jitna main usko jaanti hu toh aunty ka aisa kehna samajh nahi aaya. Aur tumhari maami kya nympho hai jo sirf aisi baat par idhar aane wali hai? Jarur masla kuch aur he hai Preeti kyonki aunty ne aajtak toh Arjun ke saamne aisi waisi harkat nahi ki. Tum jara ab thoda dhyaan rakhna ke wo udhar aata hai toh unki reaction aur expressions kaise rehte hai. Lekin khabar dhamakedar hai. Tumhari maami toh khud he chalti firti aag hai aur aunty bhi kuch kam nahi."
"Chhiii... Maa aisa waisa nahi karne wali Arjun ke sath."
"Drawing yaad nahi hai kya? Aunty kehti nahi kyonki wo complex hai thodi jisko samajhna Alka aur mere liye bhi filhal mushkil he hai par unke jajbaat dikh he jaate hai agar dhyaan diya jaaye. Unhe dilchaspi toh hain apne damaad me lekin wo express nahi karti.", Ritu ki baat se Preeti ko bhi wo chitra yaad aa gaye jinhe Romela ne bada sahej kar rakha hua tha aur kitne behtareen banaye gaye the wo.
"Hmmm.. Sahi kaha aapne aur maine he gor nahi kiya is baat par. Maami ke baare me jaan ne ke liye ab Vicki ki he madad leni padegi. Wo apne aap he ek alag samasya hai.", Preeti ne Vicki ka jikar kiya toh Ritu hansne lagi.
"Kyu usko tadpa rahi hai yar? Uski haalat bhi samajh aur waise bhi hasrat poori karna bhaari padne wala hai Vicki ko. Hahaha."
"Hans lo aap lekin baat usko rokne ki nahi hai. Maa ke hote hue agar aisa kuch hua na toh baat bigad jayegi aur Vicki beshak university student hai aur umar me bhi badi lekin aaj tak virgin hai. Arjun ke sath kuch bhi ulta hua jo ki hona nischit hai, main bhi fasungi aur Arjun bhi. Maa ko Vicki se bahot lagaav hai aur yaha wo unki jimmewari hai. Unke jaate he main Vicki ko nahi rokne wali. Meri taraf se toh chahe wo kare kyonki tab jimmewar wahi hogi."
"Wo abhi tak virgin hai?"
"Hairani wali kya baat hai isme? Aadhe se jyada Greek ladkiyan jiske sath committed hoti hai wo life time uske sath he rehti hai. Virginity ek symbol hai pyaar par trust ka aur botanist jaisi boring Vicki ki life me kabhi utna khaas ladka aaya he nahi. Isliye toh mujhe mom ka darr hai, kahi Arjun ko he na keh de ki wo Vicki se shaadi kar le agar dono ne wo sab kiya toh.",Preeti ne ek aur atchi baat batai thi Greece ki ladkiyon ke baare me aur unke pyaar par vishwas ki.
"Phir Vicki ko kar raaji aur jaan ne ki koshish kar uski mom ke baare me.", Ritu abhi aage aur bhi kuch batati us se pehle he apne naam ki awaaj sunn kar uth khadi hui. Komal didi ne pukara tha usko niche se.
"Chal yar niche he chalte hai. Aur dupatta aise le, behanji ki tarah nahi. Haan.. ab lagi toh Preeti Sharma.", Hanste hue Ritu ne Preeti ko chheda lekin jawaab me wo bhi muskura rahi thi.
"Ab jo hu toh wahi lagungi na.. Thank you so much apni paayal dene ke liye aur is sabke liye bhi."
"Mujhe thank you nahi chahiye, kiss karne de bas ek.", Ritu ab kaamyab rahi thi Preeti ko tang karne me.
"Chii... kuch bhi bolti rehti ho aap. Chalo niche aur filhal thank you se he kaam chalao. Kal Arjun ko kiss kar dungi toh us se he le lena meri kiss.", Preeti bhi ab kaha pehle jaisi rahi thi. Atcha jawaab de kar wo Ritu ke sath he niche chali aayi jaha pehle se he Romela Rekha aur Krishna ke pas baithi thi. Teeno ke sath sath Kaushalya ji bhi kamre se bahar aati hui Preeti ko dekh kar ruk he gayi. Wo is roop me kamaal ki lag rahi thi, Ritu se barabar takkar leti ek khoobsurat hindustani youvana.
"Dekh le Romela, ye abhi se meri chahat poori kar rahi hai. Najar na lage meri bachi ko.", Yaha bhi Kaushalya ji ne Preeti ko najar ka tika Ritu ki aankhon ke kajal se karte hue jaise kuch sabit he kiya. Ek dusre ki poorak jo thi ye dono.
"Sachmuch aunty ji, Preeti kahi se bhi waisi nahi lag rahi jaisi hamesha dikhti hai. Rekha, ye dono he ek sath kitni atchi lag rahi hai na? Aur ye payal kab li tumne Preeti?"
"Maa, ye Ritu didi ne di hai. Unhone he suit bhi dilwaya tha aur ab main aise he dher saare suit lene wali hu.", Preeti chalti hui apni maa aur Rekha ji ke beech he baith gayi. Ritu ne yahi khade hue he apni daadi ke gale me peeche se baahen daal di. Kaushalya ji ne bhi har bache ko barabar pyaar diya tha lekin ladkiyon me jaha Ritu unke dil ke kareeb thi wahi paute dono he samaan roop se khaas. Arjun chhota tha isliye he uski jyada parwah karti thi lekin phir bhi unhe maan tha toh bas Ritu par. Ritu bhi apni daadi ke he samaan thi guno aur kaam me.
"Dekh rahi ho daadi ye ladki har tarah se aapki bahu bann ne ke layak hai.", Dheemi awaaj me Ritu ne apni daadi ke kaam me kaha tha. Krishna ji bhi bade sneh se udhar Preeti ki bholi baatein sunn rahi thi. Idhar Kaushalya ji ke chehre ke bhaav toh Ritu na dekh paayi lekin jawaab ne sochne par majboor kar diya.
"Wo toh bahu banegi he is ghar ki lekin tera saya us par hamesha rehna chahiye. Mann se ye bholi bhali hai, sahi-galat ki jyada pehchan bhi nahi isko. Tu meri samajhdar beti hai jo duniya ko sabse behtar samajhti hai umar ke hisab se. Bhagwan tum dono ka prem aise he barkarar rakhe.", Kaushalya ji itna bol kar thoda palti toh jaise wo gale he lag gayi thi ek pal ke liye. Fir alag hui toh Komal didi ki awaaj sunai di.
"Daadi, aapne toh kaha tha Ritu ko bulane ke liye. Baat he bhool gayi kya aap?"
"Haan atcha yaad karwaya tumne. Ritu, tu jara mere sath chal scootry par ye agli market tak."
"Daadi, aap kyo taklif karti ho. Jo leke aana hai wo main he le aati hu Preeti ya Rupali ke sath ja kar."
"Daadi main hu ya tu hai? Jab jana mera jaruri hai tabhi toh keh rahi hu. Kapde badalne hai toh badal le, waise ye bhi thik hai. Main purse leke aayi.", Unki baat sunn kar Ritu turant apni maa ke kamre me chali gayi aur bahar aayi toh salwar kameej ke sath ab paanv me jooti aur aankhon par Arjun dwara aaj subah diya 'aviator' chasma tha purn shyaam rangat ka, dandi samet. Usko aise dekh kar Krishna ji bhi palak jhapkana bhool gayi aur Ritu hath hilati hui muskurate hue galiyare se bahar wale aangan me.
'Dug-dug' ki ye awaaj ghar me sirf Arjun ke hone par sunai padti thi aur is waqt Sanjiv bhi ghar na tha jo us motorcycle ko chalu karta. Komal didi ke sath he Preeti bhi bahar chali aayi jaise usko pata tha ke ye kaun hoga. Saamne Ritu he Arjun ki Rani par sawar dikhi toh Komal didi ka chehra ajeeb sa ho gaya. Preeti hans rahi thi.
"Ye kya shararat soojhi tumhe?"
"Unhe aati hai ye chalani didi. Arjun khud he sikhata raha hai aur ab wo chala leti hai.",Preeti ke aisa kehne par Ritu ne bhi chasma thoda niche karte hue badi behan ko aankh maari aur dupatta gale me ek taraf ghumate hue kamar ki aur se bandh liya. Idhar Kaushalya ji ke sath sath Rameshwar ji bhi chale aaye the kyonki ye shor unhe bhi pata tha. Lekin Preeti ki baat sunn kar wo bhi muskura diye.
"Sambhal kar leke jana beta thanedarni ko. Waise bhi scootry par toh ye janchne nahi wali thi.", Pandit ji ke swikarne par ab Komal didi khud bhi muskura uthi. Kaushalya ji bhi payedan par panv tikati atche se baithi aur Ritu ne gear daal kar 'Rani' ko aage badha diya. Ye ghatna sabke liye he chaukane wali thi siwaye Preeti ke.
"Tumhe nahi sikhaya Arjun ne motorcycle chalana?", Rameshwar ji ke swar me hasya ka putt tha aur Preeti bhi muskurate hue boli.
"Dada ji, mere liye toh driver rakhne ka farman hai na uncle (Shankar) ki taraf se. Waise bhi mujhe chalane ka shauk nahi hai."
"Wah puttar ji, aho bhaag Shankar ke. Seekhne toh kya dena upar se nakara banane ki sifarish aur kar di. Tumhe ab car seekhni chahiye bitiya kyonki jarurat kabhi bhi padd sakti hai. Jaise abhi na Arjun hai, Sanjiv aur Tara bhi nahi hai. Ye Ritu bhi chali gayi aur aise me jaruri jana pade tab? Driver par vishwas kya karna jab wo bhi aapki he gaadi chala raha ho, tankhvah ke badle. Hum jyada safe apne he hatho mehsoos karte hai na?", Pandit ji ne bade he pate ki baat ki thi aur Preeti ko bhi laga ke sachmuch car chalani aani he chahiye, Driver ho ya na ho lekin khud ke liye he sahi.
"Toh sikhane ke liye aapko kahu ya daadu ko?"
"Kal se Muneer le jaya karega tumhe aur phir Tara tumhara hath saaf karwa degi. Seekhna jaruri hai, driver toh tumhe milega he jaisa Shankar ne kaha. Atcha ab ek baar apne daadu ko bhi bula lao, jaruri baat karni hai.", Rameshwar ji itna keh kar andar chale gaye aur Komal abhi bhi wahi Preeti ke pas khadi thi.
"Ab lag raha hai na ke motorcycle bhi seekh leni chahiye thi?"
"Kya didi. Mujhe kabhi bhi motorcycle nahi seekhni, peeche baithna jyada sahi hai. Haan car jarur seekhungi aur aapke pas time ho toh sath he chalna, Rekha maa se main khud baat akr lungi.", Preeti ke is prastaav ko didi ne hanste hue mana kar diya.
"Sath chalne me koyi harz nahi hai lekin driving nahi seekhni. Waise tum bhool rahi ho ke dada ji ne kuch kaha hai tumhe."
"Aa kar baat karti hu aapse toh main.",Preeti bhi hansti hui apne dada ji ko bulane nikal chali aur Komal didi wapis andar. Unhe abhi hairat ho rahi thi ki Ritu wo bhari-bharkam motorcycle chalane lagi thi aur Arjun he sikha raha tha usko.
'Inka prem naa jaane aur kya kya kartab karega. Dono pagal he hai aur jaanti hu ke ye Arjun ki farmaish he hogi ki Ritu seekhe ye sab.' Khud se he wo ye kahi jaa rahi thi aur muskura bhi rahi thi.
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Yaha Sangwan ke farmhouse par toh aaj 3 baje he mehfil chalu ho gayi thi, wo bhi ghane vriksho ke chhaya tale. Narinder aur Umed ne 2 murge alag alag tarike se pakaye the jinko jarurat anusar patili aur degchi se nikal kar ye sab khaane ke sath gilas bhi khadka rahe the. Sara taamjham jameen par he dari bicha kar ho raha tha. Jaam Gulati bana raha tha aur soda-baraf ka jimma Daleep ke hath. Paramvir ne 2 badi plate salaad kaat liya tha is beech aur ab jaam ke sath sath majedar baatein bhi chalu ho gayi.
"Aisa he bhai logo, hum sabhi aapas me saalo se ek dusre ke sath hai. Ek dusre ko thik-thaak jaante hai toh meri mansha hai ke pehchan thodi aur badhai jaaye.", Sangwan ki is baat par Bhuppi ne toh bina soche sehmati de di aur jo khel wo khelne wala tha uska andesha baaki sabhi ko bhi ho gaya.
"Jaan pehchan badhana toh badhiya khel hai lekin Jaat bhai, sawaal dard bhare na ho.", Narinder ne jaise kuch soch kar ye kaha aur sabhi ne sehmati me ek ek lambi ghoot sharaab ki niche utaar li.
"Inder jaani, main na bawli gaand jarur hu lekin itna bhi nahi ke hansi-khushi ke mahol ki maa chod du. Ye roasted chicken ki kasam dost, aisi chutiya baat nahi karenge jis se dil dukhe. Iski kasam isliye kyonki aaj tak ka sabse behtareen murga khaya hai tere bhai ne aur Umed bhai bahot dhanyawad iske liye. Lugai hote toh hath choom leta, datya ho toh dur se hath jodd kar shukriya.", Is baat par sabhi ke thahake goonj uthe. Yahi toh yari dosti hai jisme koyi swarth nahi aur umar badhne par kahi jyada he gehri.
"Chal tu shuru toh kar kya khel khelna hai.", Ye Shankar ne kaha aur Sangwan ne beech me ek thaali rakh di.
"Baat aisi ke khel toh videshi hai par isme desi tadka laga diya gaya hai ma-badolat Shri Shri 2016 Paramvir ji Sangwan ji ne. Bottle ka dhakk jiski kaani (taraf) rukega wo sawaal karega aur baaki sab log jawaab denge. Matlab ek sawaal aur sabke jawaab uske he anusar."
"Bhosdike jaat, tu na sudhariyo. Apne naam ke sath gaanv, pincode, tehsil bhi bata deta. Chal ghuma is bottle ko aur dekhe kiske hath me lagaam aati hai.",Shankar utsahit tha aur jaam khali karke gilas niche tika diya. Udhar sabhi ki najar thali me padi gol bottle par thi aur Sangwani ne usko firki ki tarah ghuma dia. Aakhir me wo aa ruki Mehul Gulati ke saamne.
"Lag gaye lode jo is punjabi ki baari aa gayi.", Bhuppi ko jaise iski jara ummeed na thi.
"Teri he gaand marta hu dekhta reh.", Baat kehne ke sath he ek tukda meat ka chabate hue jaam bhi halak me khali karke Gulati ne mooh saaf kiya.
"Aaj tak kitni ladkiyon se sambandh banaye hai? Baki sabhi bhi jabtak ginti kar he lo bhai logo, Bhuppi ke baad sabka number chakki chalane ke hisab se aane wala hai.", Gulati ne pehle he sawaal me bomb fodd diya tha.
"4. Aaj tak 4 ke sath bhai lekin shaadi se pehle thi jo baki 3 thi.", Bhuppi ke jawab ke sath he ab khel shuru ho chuka tha. Daleep ne sabke jaam phir se banane shuru kar diye jaise wo dhyaan hatana chahta ho.
"Bhai mera toh koyi idea he nahi hai lekin tu 50 maan he le jinme se 20 toh Russian he hongi.", Ye swar tha Paramvir Sangwan ka aur ab Inder dekh raha tha usko hairani se. Ye safedposh doctor 50 mahilao aur yuvtiyo ke sath sambandh bana chuka tha. Agli bari thi Daleep ki aur usko chetaya Umed ne.
"Daleep bhai, jawaab do jara.", Umed ki hansi se Daleep thoda sharminda ho gaya.
"Wo meri biwi se pehle 15 ke kareeb aur shaadi ke baad bas 4. Total 20."
"Shaadi ke baad 4 toh aise keh rahe ho jaise badi lachaar zindagi hai. 4 bhi kam hoti hai kya?", Narinder ne bhi chutki li toh Daleep bagle jhaankne laga. Uske barabar baithe hue Shankar ki toh abhi tak ginti chalu thi.
"Oh jallad, tu bhi phoot padd kitni seal kholi hai aaj tak.", Sangwan abhi tak toh sabse aage tha ginti me.
"Seal toh jyada na kholi maine koyi 25-26 he hongi jo pehli baar he kar rahi thi. Haan nurse aur doctor ko mila kar koyi 150 maan he lo. Randi inme se koyi nahi thi.", Ab Umed ke bhi kaan garam ho gaye ye aankda sunn kar. Shanakar toh aise muskura raha tha jaise world cup jeet liya ho.
"Yar Gulati jawaab tu tujhe bhi dena padega sabke baad.", Ye baat Bhuppi ne kahi toh Gulati ne haami bhar di.
"Ab bhai Inder tu bhi bol de jara. Hain toh tu bhi Shankar ka saga bhai aur humdum.", Gulati ke kathan par Umed aur Narinder dono he hansne lage wahi Shankar khisiya kar idhar udhar dekhne laga.
"Bhai 2. Ek shaadi se pehle aur ek jiske sath shaadi ki hai bas wahi. Pehle wala sambandh bhi meri taraf se nahi tha aur main apni Krishna ke sath sukhi hu.", Narinder ka jawaab hatprabh karne wala tha aur ye uttar Umed ke sath Shankar bhi jaante the. Shankar ko ummeed nahi thi ki Inder us ek sambandh ko bhi yaha ujagar karega jo vivah se pehle banaya gaya tha.
"Kya baat bhai? Shankar ke toh college me he darjan paar ho chuke the toh tum kaise kore reh gaye?", Bhuppi ke sawal par Daleep bhi jaan na chahta tha.
"Aisa hai Bhupinder bhai ke pehle kabhi us taraf dhyaan he nahi gaya tha aur jab gaya toh jiwan-sangini he bana liya usko. Aur sachmuch mujhe kabhi koyi kami mehsoos nahi hui, ulta meri biwi ne he mujhe us pyaar se bahar na aane diya jis se hum dono aajtak bandhe hai. Sharir he toh hai, ek kya aur 100 kya lekin pyaar aur samarpan hai toh wo ek he bahot hai. Jaante ho mere dost bhi ungliyon se kam rahe hai kyonki shaadi tak toh ye dono he hamesha sath rahe mere toh aur kisi ki jarurat he mehsoos nahi hui.", Narinder ne bataya tha ki sahi jiwan ka asli mantra jyada aankdo me nahi balki behtar sathi se hai.
"Waah bhai. Gazab insaan ho yar tum toh. Isliye he toh humne ye khel khelna atcha samjha. Dosti me humko ek dusre ka behtar pata hona chahiye jis se kabhi tumhare saamne galat sthiti na paida ho. Khair ab baari aati hai apne daitya bhai sahab ki.", Sangwan ke itna kehte he Umed ne bas ek ungli utha di.
"Ek aur wahi shresth hai bhai apne liye toh. Sach kahu toh main na he kaamuk insaan hu aur na meri sangini ne kabhi adhura he chhoda mujhe. Yaha baithe sabhi dosto me se vivah bhi mera he pehle hua hoga, Daleep bhai ke baad. Aur vivah se pehle toh hum log bas Bhole ke prehri bhar rahe hai aise kaamo me.", Umed ne jaise he nigrani wali baat kahi toh Shankar bhi hansne laga. Khet khalihan wale us purane daur me yahi log toh usko aisa sthaan dete the jaha Shankar garmi nikal sake ya premikao se mil sake.
"Waah waah.. Behanchod ye hai bhaichara toh. Waise Punjabi ab tu bhi tere number bata de.", Sangwan ne murge ki boti udhedte hue aankhe upar niche karke Mehul ko uski baari yaad dilai.
"100 se 10 upar niche. Ab ye Shankar maharaj ki kirpa hai jo pehla gyaan bhi inhone he dilwaya tha aur aaj bhi mauka dilwate rehte hai. Baaki gharwali aaj bhi sath de deti hai jab kabhi bahar mood na ho toh.", Gulati ke aankde bhi ummeed se kahi jyada he the. Usko poora gilas ek baar me khali karte dekh baaki sabhi ne waisa he kiya. Dost the aur jaam tak eksath khali karna jaise ek riwaaj tha ab.
"Baap aa gaya behanchod. Aur inhe bataya kisne yaha ke baare me?", Sangwan ki gaand he udhad gayi us kaali mercedes jeep ko gate se andar aate dekh. Shankar ne hath ke ishare se waise he baithne ko kaha aur Daleep peg banane jutt gaya fir se.
"Baap he hai bhai, kitni baar daru pee hai ginti bhi yaad nahi. Chacha kuch nahi kehne wale.", Aur Dharamvir Sangwan ji inki he aur chale aaye, Tyson ko sath liye.
"Ye nakli jaat sala gandu apni bebe (behan) ko lara laga kar yaha murga-daaru udhed raha hai. Saanjh ho gayi aur Richa tere goli maaregi jaate he. Daleep beta mera bhi peg ghaal (daal). Murge ki sorum (khusbu) tagdi aa rahi hai.", Jooti utaar kar wo bhi Narinder ki bagal me aa baithe.
"Bebe ne kya kaam kaha tha isko? Ye toh bola ki aapne party karne ki ijajat di hai toh humne bottle khol li. Nahi toh din me kabhi daaru peete dekha aapne mujhe.", Shankar jaise aise he mauke ki talaash me tha.
"Papa yu bhadkaan lag raha hai."
"Pata hai beta tum saare kitne he layak ho. Kuch log idhar araam karne aaye the aur baaki chikitsak shagal-mela karne pahuch gaye. Nikkammo maan liya ke kabhi kabhi aish-masti karni chahiye lekin pata toh ho. Ye Bhuppi bata ke aaya tha mujhe ki kaha jaa rahe ho tum log toh samajh gaya party hogi."
"Waise aap toh is waqt ghar he hote ho.", Gulati ke aisa kehne par unhone ek ghoont bharte hu bura sa mooh banaya.
"Beti ne ghar se likaad diya toh socha gum mitane ke liye main bhi tum logo se kuch jaam udhaar maang lu. Waise murga gazab banaya hai jisne bhi banaya hai.", Narinder unki baat sunn kar hans raha tha. Aise he mastmaula insaan the Dharamvir Sangwan ji. Bacho ke sath kab bacha aur kab baap ban kar rehna hai unhe atche se pata tha.
"Papa ye wala Umed ne aur jo aap kha rahe ho wo Inder ne banaya hai. Jama malaai barga naram aur kya masaale hai. Aahh.. maja aa gaya."
"Bhai Inder, tum aur Umed na eitwar (sunday) shaam mere sath baitho. Sikha bhi dena aur hum teeno guftgu bhi kar lenge.", Yaha mel milaap ka daur ab lamba chalne wala tha aur ghar ki chinta inme se kisi ko na thi.
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5 baje car se Arjun apni dono behno ko liye Modal Town ki is badi market me aa chuka tha jaha unhe apne kapde aur gharwalo dwara bataya samaan kharidna tha. Gurdeep ke sath atchi khaasi mehnat karne ke baad wo dedh ghanta soya tha aur Gurdeep apne ghar par abhi tak bister pe thi.
"Aap log yahi milna main aadhe ghante se pehle he aa jaunga. Ye paise maa ne diye the, samaan ke liye.", Arjun ne car me baithe hue he Alka ke purse me wo noto ki gaddi daalte hue hidayat di aur dono ko dukaan tak jaate dekhta raha. Ye wahi jagah thi jaha Aarti aur Priyanka didi ne usko wo aadhunik kapde le kar diye the. Gurdwara sahib ke saamne se car ko Jagtar urf Jaggi bhai ke ghar ki le jata wo ab Jasleen ka dhyaan kar raha tha. Pichli bar jaane se pehle jo pyaar wo Jasleen me jagah gaya tha kya wo aaj bhi kayam hoga ya halaat alag honge? Phone par hamesha he baat aspasht hoti thi chahe wo 3-4 baar baat kar chuke the.
