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Wah..Jannat ka "JANNAT SA NAJARA"
(My imagination for Jannat)
Chhutti jane se pehle bhi aisa hi "SANNATA" Chha jata he.
Behad shaandaar khoobsurat zaberdast lajawab update bhaiUpdate 210
Kalpana aur Bhavishya (2)
"Ae tu idhar he padd gayi? Chal naha dho ke nashta kar le fir apne kamre me so jana agar neend poori na hui ho toh.", Ye Lalita ji thi jo Ritu ko Kaushalya ji ke bister par aundhe mooh lete dekh uske kulho par chapat maar kar uthate hue muskurane lagi jab Ritu ne wo dard ka dikhawa karte hue apne kulho ko masla.
"Oh taai ji ab naha ke he toh leti thi main aur bhookh nahi hai abhi. Maa ke saamne raho toh wo fir se kitaab pakda dengi. Tara ki chhutti hai toh wo alag shor machaye hue hai upar. Main yahi thik hu bas aap ye light band karti jana, Komal didi jaan boojh ke isko jala kar gayi hai.", Ritu wapis takiye me mooh dubka kar sone lagi thi lekin Tara ko bhi idhar aaya dekh usne gehri saans bhari.
"Aap jao maami ji isko main dekhti hu. Tujhe pata hai na ke aaj nashta Himani ke ghar hai lekin fir bhi ye ghise purane pajame me yaha pasri hui hai."
"Yar Tara tu chali ja na baaki sabko le kar. Main saari raat na so saki aur ab sar dukh raha mera. Priyanka didi ko le ja meri jagah.", Tara bhi samajh gayi ki Ritu ko araam ki jyada jarurat hai nahi toh wo toh us se pehle tayar rehti thi Himani ki taraf jaane ke liye.
"Rupali aur Aarti ja rahi hai mere sath lekin Alka nahi ja rahi. Haan Pinki tayaar ho chuki hai isliye tujhe dekhne aayi thi ki tera irada kya hai. Chal tu rest kar fir dopehar ko sath me movie dekhenge. Maami ko main dekh lungi agar unhone fir se padhne ke liye baithaya tujhe. Waise naani kab tak wapis aa rahi?", Tara ne ek aur takiya Ritu ki taraf badhate hue jaane se pehle pooch liya.
"Bol toh rahi thi ki mahurat ke baad bas nasta karna hoga. Ab bau ji gaadi chala kar aayenge toh 4 ghante kam se kam aur Purnima daadi ko chhodne chale gaye toh fir shaam se pehle na aane wale. Waise jaayenge nahi chhodne kyonki papa ne jana tha udhar. Chal ab nikal tu kamre se, kitna tej perfume lagaya hai jaise boyfriend ke paas chali ho bann thhan ke.", Ritu ne masti me Tara ko tok toh diya lekin usne bhi karara vaar karte hue jis tarah aankh maari Ritu samajh gayi ki galat jikar kar diya premi wala bol kar.
"Sanjhe chulhe par rotiyan sikti apni toh darling. Fir kya tera aur kya mera? Waise kami mehsoos ho rahi thi lekin Pinki ne sath de kar kuch garmi toh nikaal di lekin usko aane de fir uska perfume udelungi apne upar. Tu le uske sapne aur main chali masti karne. Dekh liyo agar jyada problem ho rahi hai toh tere paas Preeti hai.", Ritu jab tak uth kar usko dabochti Tara darwaja band karti kamre se furr ho chuki thi.
'Kamini besharam kahi ki. Koyi na wo jalwe dikhayega tujhe jab apni marji manwayega. Aahhh.. aise toh neend bhi nahi aane wali.', Ritu jaise taise fir se aundhe mooh leit chuki thi. Haalat uski bhi Arjun ke he samaan thi lekin uske paas dhero hal the jabki Ritu ne toh khudse hath lagana bhi band kar diya tha. Wo ab araam kar rahi thi aur baaki sab log apne apne kaamo me vyast the. Tara ke sath Aarti, Priyanka aur Rupali nikal chuki thi ghar se Aacharya ji ki taraf. Wahi dusri taraf in sabse kahi dur Narinder ji abhi abhi uth rahe the ghanta bhar sone ke baad. Unka dharam bhai aaj chain se so raha tha unki bagal me, der raat se subah tak sharaab peene ke baad.
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Dono gaanv ne mil kar chai-nashte ka bhi pukhta intjaam karwaya tha college ki neev sthapana ke avsar par aur aaj waha sthaai bus adde ka bhi fainsla hua tha. Abse waha sadak ki wo kaalpanik sarhad nahi rehne wale thi. Sabhi log aapas me batchit karte hue chai-thande ka aanand le rahe the aur unse ijajat le kar Pandit ji sapariwar ghar ki taraf chalne lage.
"Ye aapne bhi dekha ji ya ab aap jaan kar bhi najarandaaj kar rahe ho? Dekho ek rajkumari sadharan yuvak ke peeche dupahiya par baith rahi hai wo bhi itne hujoom ke saamne.", Arjun vaahan khade karne ki jagah se apni rani ko nikal kar bahar khadi Amrita ke kareeb ruka toh wo surkh salwar kameej pehne khoobsurat bala sar ko safed dupatte se dhakne ke baad uske he kandhe par hath rakhti hui badi sehajta se dono paav ek taraf karti aise baithi thi jaise ye sab aam baat ho aur Arjun uska premi/pariwar ya kareebi. Apni biwi dwara toke jaane par Rameshwar ji ne gor kiya tha aur aisa bahot se log dekh rahe the. Unke chehre par toh bas ek muskaan he aayi ye dekhte hue.
"Wo usko jann-maanas ke beech shamil kar raha hai Kaushalya ji aur aap bhool jaati hai ke aapka pautra ghar aur hamare sath beshak bailbudhi ho lekin ye 2 gaanv uski sampatti hai aur mehal me wo pita ji ki jagah baitha hai. Amrita khaas hai lekin Arjun.. Arjun apne aap me ek badlaav ka hawa hai jiske mureed yaha maujood logo ke sath jaane kitne aur honge. Dekh lena is baar Amrita chunaav ka chehra hone wali hai aur jeetna sunischit hai. Chalo aap bhi pyaar udel lena apni is rajkumari par nashte ke waqt. Muda toh gaanv ki taraf he hai ye chhokra.", Rameshwar ji ne gaadi me baithte hue Kaushalya ji ko anginat sach aur bata diye the jo wo pehle na samajh saki thi.
"Matlab ye hua ki Rani apni seat beti ko dene wali hai? Aur Arjun is sabme toh nahi padne wala na ji?"
"Bhaagwan wo is sabse dur hai aur Rani shehar ki seat par barkaraar rahegi. Jaanti ho gramin halke me aajtak mehal ki taraf se koyi khada nahi hua lekin ab hoga aur MLA MP ki jagah baat mukhyamantri padd tak jaane wali hai chahe wo Kumar bane ya Amrita. Haan tumhara laadla ajaane he apni taqat ko us hadd tak badha chuka hai ki is haathi ne shisha dekh liya toh ye jungle ke jaane kitne bade shikari raund dega. Isko Raghuvir bann na padega agar khatro se saavdhan rehna hai toh.", Inki safari ke peeche he Vinod apni car me baaki logo ko la raha tha. Yaha unke sath pichli seat par Purnima ji, Aanchal, Roshni baithi thi. Raghuvir ji ka jikar hote he ab Kaushalya ji hairat se apne pati aur fir peeche baithi unke samaan haalat wali Purnima ji ko dekhne lagi.
"Aapko pata bhi hai aap kya keh rahe ho ji?"
"Jeena sikhana chahta hai main usko Kaushalya ji, jeena jo uska adhikar hai. Saari umar toh aap usko pallu se bandhe rakh nahi sakti aur na aap amar ho. Ye bhi toh bada hoga aur duniya me bahar niklega. Galat keh raha hu kya bhabhi? Aur aapse toh Raghuvir kuch chhipata bhi nahi tha chahe kabhi bhule bhatke bacho ko sab na bataya ho. Wo shresth isliye tha kyonki saahas ke sath wo logo ke beech unke rang me rangta tha. Usne toh na kabhi CM ki parwah ki na commissioner ki aur jab aise log mehfil me hote the toh wo Raghuvir jaise ho jaate the, zindagi khul kar jeene wale. Kya us se kabhi pariwar par pareshani aayi?"
"Sahi kehte ho aap aur wo thik aise he the. Aaj me jeene wale lekin kal ka bhi unhe bhed rehta tha chahe jyada sochte nahi the. Pariwar me hum sabke sath thik waise he jaise aap rehte ho. Jitne dost the utne dushman lekin shakshiyat he aisi ho gayi thi ki wo unse buland the jaise aapke saamne na chahte hue bhi wo sar jhuk jaate hai jo kahi na kahi bair rakhte ho mann me. Kaushalya tumhe samajhna chahiye devar ji ki baat ko. Aur mujhe toh lagta hai ki... Arjun ko wo bhi seekhna chahiye.. matlab jo mujhe ya tumhe pasand nahi hai par uske paas Umed, Ajju, Shankar, Inder aur unke samaan dosto ka abhaav hai ya wo kisi ko shamil nahi karna chahta. Wo khud kehte the ki Raame patto ki harkat se hawa me shikaar dhoond leta hai. Bhagwaan na kare ki kabhi aisi naubat aaye lekin Arjun ko ye seekhna chahiye aur wahi laayak hai kyonki na Umed seekh saka tha aur na Shankar kyonki dhariya ka abhaav jo hai unme. Baaki dono unke peeche he rehte the toh shero ka jhund majboot tha. Jaise ye anjaane he apna kad badha chuka hai naa chahte hue bhi 4 log toh najar lagayenge Kaushalya.", Ab dabe chhipe lafzo me swayam Purnima ji ne wo baat keh di thi jo Rameshwar ji kehne me hichkicha gaye the. Aur aurat ki baat aurat he behtar samajhti hai jaisa Kaushalya ji ko samajh aaya. Kuch he samay me ye log haweli aa pahuche the jaha Arjun hath mooh dho raha tha aur Amrita Laali ke sath gaaye aur uske bachde ko sehlati hui garvit ho rahi thi. Rameshwar ji ne gaadi ek taraf khadi karte he Arjun ka anusaran karne ke baad jaldi nashte aur Devaki ke kapde pack karne ka farmaan suna diya tha.
"Main kya keh raha tha bau ji ki basti wale logo ke pehchan patra he banwa dijiye. Is se ek toh sabhi logo ka panjikaran ho jayega aur dusra sab najar me rahenge. Depot se sasta ration teil milne lagega unhe toh kuch bachat bhi kar sakenge. Laali ne bataya tha ke udhar 70-80 pariwar hai aur utne he banjara basti me.", Arjun chaarpayi par Pandit ji ke saamne he paalthi maare baitha tha aur Anamika ne pehle unke aur Krishneshwar ji ke liye nashta lagaya. Amrita ne pehle toh mana kar diya tha lekin fir thode samay baad Kaushalya ji ke sath he khaane ki haami bhar di. Idhar apne paute ki baat sunn kar Rameshwar ji thoda soch vichaar karne lage the.
"Aisa hai bhai ke ye pehle bhi karne ka pryaas kiya gaya tha lekin wahi log nahi chahte ki unka idhar panjikaran ho. Haan jidhar se wo log aaye hai unka vote udhar bhi kisi ka bana kisi ka nahi. Baaki tum bhi koshish kar ke dekh lo aur baat banti najar aaye toh Jugraaj ko bata dena. Fir Lala dekh lenge master ke sath mil kar. Waise agar aisa ho jaaye toh behtar rahega. Haan jara samay nikaal kar Abhishek ki taraf bhi chale jana bhai. Shikayat hai unhe tumse ki idhar aaye hafta ho gaya lekin ek baar bhi unki taraf nahi gaye. Waise toh parso Madhuri bitiya bhi Gorav ke sath laut aayegi aur tumhare tau bhi bacho se milne aayenge agle din lekin thoda aana jana rakhna chahiye tumhe.", Rameshwar ji ne Arjun ki baat sunn ne ke sath he apni taraf se ye alag salaah bhi de di jisko sunn kar Arjun ke chehre par mishrit se khushi aur soch ke bhaav ubhar aaye. Kaushalya ji aur Purnima ji ko unke kamre me he nashta parosa gaya toh Kaushalya ji khud he Amrita ko apne sath bhitar le gayi. Arjun chaah kar bhi abhi Amrita se najre hataye hue tha.
"Haan jana toh tha udhar bhi lekin aapke saamne he hai bau ji ki jabse aaya hu samay mil he nahi raha. Waise aap choti daadi ko kaha rakhne wale hai?", Arjun ne sewak ko gaadi me Devaki ka samaan rakhte dekh poocha tha. Vinod swayam he jaruri samaan Sanjida ke kahe anusaar pichle hisse me tarike se rakh raha tha.
"Wo raaste me he sahi jagah hai ek jaha ilaaj aur dekhbhal ke sath dhero log bhi rehte hai. Tum jara ye pichle bagiche me bani tanki ka bhi kaam karwa dena. Haan kal tumhari Naani XXXX ja rahi hai aur unke sath tumhari maa aur behan bhi kuch din waha rahenge. Ghoomne ka dil ho aur unse milne ki itcha toh ho aana us taraf. Tumhare nana ne he kaha tha mujhse ki Arjun ko dekhna chahiye wo sab bhi. Ye apne khet se pehle jo sadak hai na wo shehar se bahar he nikalti hai bas nadi ka kinara matt chhodna. 150 kilometer padta hai udhar se jabki highway se 210 aur traffic bhi jyada rehta hai. Thande samay niklo toh 3-4 ghante me pahuch gaye aur 4 baje wapis chale toh 8 se pehle wapis. Main us taraf bahot jata tha tumhare Raghuvir dada ke sath jab bhi chhuttiyan milti thi. Tab mukhya rasta yahi nadi kinare wala he hota tha. Lichi, chosa aam, lokaat, aadu aur khubani bahot hoti thi udhar us samay. Agli chhuttiyon me kuch din waha gujarna tumhe atcha lagega. Haan Kundan ki jagah maine bhi nahi dekhi lekin wo shehar tukdo tukdo me faila hai toh paidal ghoomna bhi lubhata hai.", Yaha toh Arjun ko swayam Rameshwar ji ne he disha dikha di thi us jagah ki jaha wo kal jaane ke baare me Ritu se dopehar me baat he karne wala tha.
"Camera le lena chahiye fir toh bau ji mujhe agar itni he khoobsurat jagah hai wo? Aap chalenge kabhi mere sath udhar?", Vinod laut raha tha idhar he jisne camera wali baat suni thi.
"Camera meri almari me rakha hai bhatije, ekdum naya hai aur imported bhi. Dekh lena ek baar aur wo computer se bhi judd sakta jisme tasvir dhulwane ka jhanjhat bhi nahi reel wala. Waise tau ji baat toh Arjun ki bhi sahi hai, aapko bhi thoda bahot kaam se avkaash lene ka haq hai.", Vinod hath dho kar wahi baith gaya tha nashte ke liye. Bas Arjun he tha jo abhi bhojan nahi kar raha tha.
"Tu chalega Bini? Sardiyon se pehle chalte hai 2 din ke liye. Aaj toh thoda late chal rahe hai samay se aur ab nikalna he hoga. Haan Arjun, apne chacha ki anupasthiti me dhyaan rakhna har cheej ka. Tumhare chote dada din me toh khet dekhenge lekin raat rahenge ghar isliye din ke kaam tumhare jimme hai.", Toliye se hath paunch kar wo uth khade hue the aur bas kuch he samay me apni biwi aur bhabhi ke sath sath Devaki ko le kar Pandit ji ghar se nikal chale. Aaj unhone Amrita ko shagun ke sath vastra bhi diye the jo Anamika ke paas pehle se the aise he avsar ke liye. Sabse milne ke baad Vinod bhi apni attachi car me rakhta hua haweli se chal diya aur jaane se pehle apne pita ko bhi khet tak chhod kar kuch baatein wo unse bhi karta gaya.
"Aaj tumhari daadi ji ne hume ye kangan pehnaaye hai aisa bol kar ki kalaai khaali nahi honi chahiye. Lekin sone ke kangan aise nahi diye jaate Arjun.", Arjun sabse faarig ho kar apne kamre me aaya toh waha computer par Aanchal koyi gana chalaye baithi thi aur uske kareeb he Kumari Amrita. Arjun ke liye nashta lene Aanchal bahar nikli toh Amrita ne apni dono kalaai usko dikhate hue thoda gambhirta se kaha.
"Ab chachi ke hath se bau ji ne aapko saree uphar me di hai toh iska bhi koyi matlab nikaal lijiye. Shagun dekh lijiyega, 5100 ka bhi matlab hota hoga kuch.", Arjun samajh raha tha ke Amrita kaha bol rahi hai lekin apne dada daadi ki mansha usne saaf kar di thi.
"Toh sone ke kangan koyi aise toh nahi deta na?"
"Aap unki kuch nahi lagti kya? Wo aapko beti he maante hai aur unke ghar me aap pehli baar aayi hai. Sona shagun mana jata hai jo maa apni beti ko deti hai. Bhabhi apni nanad ko vastra deti hai aur pita toh jitna chahe utna de sakte hai. Toh aaj daadi ne apne hatho se khilaya na aapko?", Arjun ki baat se ab wo khush thi ki is sabka sakratmak aur sahi arth kya tha lekin hath se khilane wali baat par hairaan hui.
"Tum toh nahi the yaha fir kaise kaha?"
"Wo bhi maa hai aur unhe atcha laga ke aap unke sath khaane ki pratiksha kar rahi thi. Aapne waha bhi paani tak nahi peeya tha kya unhone dekha nahi hoga.? Ghar pariwar aise he hote hai rajkumari ji jaha har insaan ek dusre ki parwah karta hai aur uske sath rehta hai sukh dukh me. Main aapko isliye bahat sadharan tarah se laya tha ki ye sab dekh sake. Aap Niketan ko goad me liye thi toh us feeling ko samjha sakti hai?", Aanchal Arjun ke saamne khana rakhne ke baad lassi ka lauta kareeb rakhe chote stool par rakhti inhe baatchit karne ka samay deti wapis nikal gayi.
"Ajeeb nahi tha aur atcha he laga. Bacho se main milti rehti hu lekin ye chota bhi hai aur ... wo baar baar meri ungli pakad ke mooh me leta toh uski hansi .. wo main abhi tak mehsoos kar rahi hu.", Amrita ne kuch bataya aur kuch dil me rakh liya tha. Arjun ke liye gilaas me lassi daalte hue uska wo thoda sa jhukna aur us samay he kameej ke gale se dikhti wo halki si gori ghaati par Arjun ki najro ka vaar. Turant he wo sharmati hui seedhi ho gayi.
"3 saal baad 21 ka ho jaunga main aur itne aapko bhi atchi practice ho jaayegi fir leti rehna wo feeling jo aapne bataai nahi abhi. Waise aap ek behtar maa banengi.", Arjun ne jis tarah se unhe garbhvati karne ka bataya tha Amrita najre churane lagi. Lekin mann me shankaaye toh uske bhi thi.
"40 ko ho jaunga main aur kya utni umar me wo thik rahega? Chances kam he hote hai aur upar se bacha 40 saal chhota."
"Aap kisi aur se shaadi kar sakti hai?", Arjun ne sirf itna he kaha tha ki Amrita ke jism me ek tej sirhan se ho uthi. Kuch pal wo bas usko dekhti rahi fir aankhon me aati nami ko Arjun ne turant bhaamp liya.
"Mera matlab hai ki sirf naam ke liye kya kisi purush ko apna pati bana sakti hai? Fir mujhe 3 saal intjaar nahi karwana padega aapko."
"Sindoor naam ka nahi hota Arjun aur fir chahe be-aulaad he kyun na rahu lekin jis kalpana ko maine jiwant hone ka sapna sanjo liya hai uske liye 3 kya aur 30 kya. Aainda aisa kuch matt kehna jis se mujhe ghutan hone lage. Main mehal ki koyi parde me jeene wali rani nahi hu ab. Aaj tumne adhikaar liya hai jo jiwanbhar ka hai aur isme ... isme kisi raja maharaja ke kanoon se bhi badlaav nahi hone wala."
"Pyaar ho na Amrita ji toh har sapna poora hota hai. Aap dekh lena jab bhi aapke kaksh me daakhil hua karunga har baar wajan badha kar he bahar niklunga aapka. Aur main bhi jaanta hu ke aapke naam ke sath koyi aur naam nahi judne dengi aap lekin socha ki agar aapko 3 varsh intjaar nahi karna toh koyi hal nikaal du. Ye aansu bahar nikalne se pehle he saaf kar lijiye nahi toh is ghar me log mere kaan khinch denge ek rajkumari ko satane ke liye.", Arjun ne apne hatho se he ek niwala khilaya toh Amrita ne mana nahi kiya. Dupatte se he aankho ko halke se saaf karti wo muskura rahi thi. Arjun ke kehne par lassi ka gilaas jhootha karke wapis rakha toh uske hontho ki chaap par he honth rakhta hua wo unhe dikha kar ye alag sa chumban karne laga.
"Maar khaane wale ho tum. Ab hume waha se gaadi bulani hai ya bhejne ka prabandh karoge?"
"Leke aaya hu toh chhod ke bhi aaunga aapko. Shehar me thoda kaam bhi hai mujhe toh bas nikalte hai 10 minute tak."
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"Ye Shankar toh bada aadmi ban gaya be Inder jitna naam kama rakha usne. Doctor ka dhanda itna jordaar bhi ho sakta hai iski kalpana tak na thi.", Car apni raftaar se daud rahi thi jiska steering Narinder ke hath tha aur bagal me sirf desi kachcha pehne Vishnu aise baitha tha jaisa gaanv dehaat me koyi nadi kinare nahane se pehle. Inhe hotel se nikle 3 ghante ho chuke the aur ghadi din ke 11 baja rahi thi.
"Wo jitna kaabil doctor hai na Vishnu utni he jyada demand hai Shankar ki. Fir bhi wo apni upari kamaai ko ghar se dur he rakhta hai aur jyadatar bhalai ke kaam me he lagti hai. Haan tujhe wo Delhi me Umed ke sath kaam karne ka offer dene wala hai jiske liye tujh par koyi dabaav nahi. Ek tarah se Umed aur Shankar pariwaar ko surakshit karne ke sath itna majboot banane ki koshish me lage hai ki jaisa college ke samay hua tha waisa fir na hone paaye. Arjun ke ghar lautne se pehle tak bhi haadse hote rahe hai aur wahi ladka hai jisne Sombir tau ke pariwar ko fir se jodd diya chahe hamari badle ki aag me thoda wo bhi jhulsa lekin usne saja dene ki jagah logo ko badla aur uski kalpana swayam papa tak ko nahi thi."
"Tera beta bhi kahi na kahi us jhagde ki bhent chadh gaya bhai. Mujhe pata nahi tha ke teri navjaat aulaad ke sath aisa hua. Sachmuch bhabhi majboot dil ki hai nahi toh bache ki mrityu toh sherni ko bhi kamjor kar deti hai aur wo toh insaan hai, bahot sanvedanshil insaan. Toh ye ladka paidaishi he khaas hai ya tune aur Shankar ne tayaar kiya hai Arjun ko? Tayaar kiya toh bhi jitna tune bataya waisa mumkin nahi lagta.", Vishnu baithe hue baat karne ke sath maachis ki tilliyon ko ek khaas kram me dibbiyan me sajane juta tha. Saaf tha ke itne gambhir insaan me aajtak kuch bachpana bhi maujood tha.
"Arjun toh paida hua tab bachne ki gunjaaish bhi kam thi. Lekin jaise wo tabhi se ladna seekh gaya tha aur usko sabkuch khud he seekhne aur samajhne ki aadat hai. Abhi parso he uske jalwe dekhe hai maine jab 7 feet ke janwar ko usne janta ke beech he akhaade me tehas nehas kar diya. Ye haddi idhar chulho se jodd thi usne sirf laat ke vaar se. Padha hai na tune ki jaangh ki haddi kitni majboot hoti hai aur isko todne ke sath ling wale hisse tak khiska dena gaadi ki takkar se mumkin hai, sharir se nahi. Sanjiv ki shaadi par hum log aapas me charcha kar rahe the akhaade ki toh Shankar ne bola ki aajtak uski peeth kisi ne sabse jaldi tikaai hai toh wo sirf tu aur Ajju he the. Aur yakeen maan Vishnu ki ye wala Arjun tujhe aur mujhe eksath dhool chata sakta hai jabki wo matra 18 ka hua hai April me. Umed uska dharam pita hai chahe baap ka darja mera aur Shankar ka ho. Usme sabhi ke gunn hai jitna maine samjha aur tujhse milega toh tu bhi uske shishe me utarne se nahi bachega. Krishna maar he jaati agar uski goad me Shankar Arjun na rakhta. Waise Rekha ne saunpa tha Arjun ko jab wo 6 maah ka he tha shayad. Bache ne asar dikhaya aur usne dono maa ka doodh peeya us samay. Gajju ne toh pehli aulaad ke baad he keh diya tha ke wo ab bete ki chahat nahi rakhega aur na dusri aulaad ko janam dega jab uske beti hui thi, Vinita naam hai bhatiji ka. Fir Niketan aur Arjun paida hue toh dono ke naamkaran me pita ki jagah wo aa baitha. Ab Arjun udhar bhi uska waaris hai jiske bakayada kaagaj tak banwa chuka hai wo haathi.", Vishnu itna sab sunn kar hairat me padd chuka tha ke ye ek he ladka sabko baandh chuka aur Umed ne itna balidaan diya toh uski biwi ki kya soch rahi hogi is par.
"Gajju ki lugaai na boli fer is baare me? Aurat ka dil samajhna chahiye tha Gajju ko chahe pyaar hai aapas me sabka aur utna toh thaandar aur uske baapy me bhi tha. Humko toh yahi pata tha ke wo dono bhai hai aur tum chaaro. Lekin aurat ka dil thoda ajeeb na hota Inder bhai? Wo apne khoon ko prathmikta deti hai. Krishna aur Rekha wale maamle me toh samajh aata hai kyonki wo bhi behne he hai aur tum dono sage bhai hone ke sath andkosh ki jodi.", Vishnu ne masti me he ye jodi kitni majboot hai uska udaharan khol diya tha.
"Rajeshwari bhabhi ne khud operation karwa liya tha bhai aur wo chahe antarmukhi hai lekin Arjun se sneh unhe bhi bahot hai. Vinni toh bachpan se he usko goad me utha kar pareshan karti rehti thi. Arjun kendra-bindu hai jisko sab kamjori samajhte rahe aur wo asliyat me sabko joddne wala stambh hai jis par poore pariwar ki chhat tiki hai chahe neev papa aur maa ho. Ab tu aaja yar steering pe, maine kash lagane hai."
"Na tu udhar baith ke pee liyo, main jalata hu. Waise us par Shankar ka thoda asar hai ya un maamlo me kora hai?"
"Hahaha.. Shankar ka baap he lagta hai kabhi kabhi toh wo mujhe. Beta na hota na toh maine meri he laado byaah deni thi uske sath. Market me jab kabhi maine dhyaan diya na toh aaspaas wali ladkiyan kya aurate bhi dekhti hai apne laadle ko. Sawa 6 feet ka hai aur Gajju se bhi chauda lekin chehra jawaani wale Shankar se kahi jyada robila. Col chacha yaad hai tujhe? Unki videshi pauti se uska rishta ho rakha hai, Preeti naam hai aur bete ki takkar ki bitiya hai wo. College khatam karenge toh kar denge unka byaah aur kya pata tera bhi ho jaaye us se pehle. Aaj bhi londa he pada tu kacha.", Vishnu cigratte sulga kar hanste hue Narinder ko pakda kar apna chehra dekhne laga shishe me.
"Na bhai meri rehne de tu lekin ek he ladka hai aur uska roka karwa diya toh kal ko koyi samasya hui fer? Matlab usko college me koyi aur pasand aa gayi tab is ladki ko bali deni padegi ya bhatije ko apni jawaani ke pyaar ki? Shankar ka bas chalta toh wo kisi raja ki tarah rangshala he bana leta 50-60 hoor jama karke. Waise ab toh garmi thandi hui hogi uski ya time nikaal leta wo? Phone pe toh bada chehak raha tha lomad."
"Chaalu hai uska abhi tak aur jabtak ghoda daudne laayak ho wo boodha na kehlata. Waise aaj ghar pahuchte he pehle tu apne aashiyane ko dekh lena, sath he Daleep bhai ke khet hai aur gaushala bhi hai udhar. Log majdoor honge jinhe jaisa aadesh dega wo sab tayaar kar denge. Samaan sab hai udhar jitni ghar me jarurat hoti hai. Ek jeep aur motorcycle bhi hai jiska maalik tu he hai."
"Wo baad ki baat hai lekin tu ye bata ke wo ghunna kaha hai, Balwan? Sala sabka jikar ho gaya par wo toh idhar he tha na fir uske sath sampark nahi hai kya kisi ka?", Ab Narinder thoda gambhir ho gaya tha is mudde par. Cigratte ki raakh bahar jhaadte hue kuch pal socha aur fir bolna shuru kiya.
"Wo ab Kumar Sarang , jo raja hai na XXXXX ka uske liye kaam karta hai. Usko pata tha ke Saarang ne he tere pariwar ke sath wo sab karwaya tha aur shayad uske bhi lekin aaj wo uska sabse khaas manager hai jo kisi bhi kamjor besahara ya peedit vyakti ka gala kaatne me ek pal nahi lagata. Saarang se papa ka purana rishta hai aur dushmani bhi jis wajah se na wo log idhar aa sakte na hum unke pas ja sakte.", Ab Saarang ka jikar aur pariwar ki baat hote he Vishnu ke sakht chehre par bhi thode dard ke bhaav ubhar aaye.
"Matlab jakhm dene ke rehnuma ho gaye wo jo kabhi hamare rehbar rahe. Sahi hai bhai kalyug me aisa mumkin ho sakta hai. Balwan ko hamesha se he sabse taqatvar bann na tha aur tujhse paar toh paa na saka isliye majboot dushman ka kutta bann na manjoor kiya. Waise mere par rok nahi hai udhar jaane ki aur Saarang chahe raja ho ya SK group ka maalik, uski gardan par paanv tikaye bina toh main bhi na marne wala. Filhaal mahol jaisa hai waisa banaye rakhna behtar hai fir dekhte hai uski kya kamjoriyan hai. Arjun aise lafdo me toh nahi padta na be Inder?"
"Wo is se bhi jyada lafdo me pada hai jiski mujhe koyi jaankari nahi bas kabhi kabhi khud he wo pradarshan karke hairaan kar deta hai. Mere dada ke samay dafan murde khod raha jinki mujhe toh kya papa tak ko khabar nahi. Tera pata laga liya dekh maine lekin agar main uske peeche jata hu toh wo mere peeche aur aage hoga. Aur teri baat sahi hai ki abhi bas jaise chal raha hai chalne dete hai aur unki taraf se galti ki pratiksha toh mujhse jyada Shankar kar raha hai. Main toh fir bhi ruk jaunga lekin usko mauka mila toh fir papa sochte reh jaayenge aur pagal sher nikal chuka hoga."
"Sher kaahe ka hai wo neera saand hai. Na madam bakshi na koyi barabar wali sehpathika aur ispe bhi bas na hui toh principal ki lugaai tak pel gaya. Raha kisi ke sath unme se? Sher ke baare me bahot gyaan mila mujhe duniya ghoom kar. Wo chahe 10 se sambandh banaye par rakhta sabko apne paas hai. Waise mera dil toh yar kheti karne ka hai Inder aur paise bhi hai mere paas toh jameen dilwa diyo thodi. Aam aanvle ke vriksh lagaunga aur mausmi sabjiyan. Bada dil hai yaar ki jaise bade Vardhan ji jiwan yaapan karte the main wahi karu. Shaam ko paani ki munder par baith ke kabhi tere sath somras toh kabhi chulhe par saalan pakau. Jiwan prakriti ke beech bas us kisaan sa jeena chahta hu bhai jo sukoon me ho ki aaj din me paseena bahaya kuch paida karne ke liye. Meri aulaad toh wahi vriksh honge na jinhe main seench kar fal dene laayak bana saku.? Aisa nahi hai ke main kahi bhi jyaadti hote dekhunga, main usko rokunga lekin 45 paar ho gaya bhai aur ab tu aa gaya hai na mere sath toh thoda jeena chahta hu. Idhar nariyal ke ped toh nahi lagenge lekin apna bagicha-khet toh kahi bhi banaya ja sakta."
"Waha sab tere mutaabik he hai bhai aur paise ki baat kaha se aa gayi is sabme. Jo tera wo mera aur jo mera wo tera. Jaanta hu tu aise nahi lega isliye fasal ka teesra hissa tu papa ko de diya kariyo. Chal ab dekh sikhar dopehar ho chali hai. Dhaabe pe ruk kar thoda araam karte hai aur roti khaate hai."
"Tu meri taraf aaja be, roti ab Haryana me he khaayenge aur yaha se ab duri sirf 300 kilometer hai. 4 ghante me naap dunga sadak khaali hai.", Chalti gaadi me he Vishnu steering pakadta hua khada ho gaya tha aur Inder uske niche se khisak kar muskurata hua bagal wali seat par aa baitha.
"Jaanta tha ke tu nahi sudhar sakta. Scooter par tu aur Shankar aise he aage piche ho jaate the aur meri fatne lagti thi ki sala ye toh uchal jaayenge aur beech me baitha main marunga."
"Hahaha.. andkosh toot jaate.. Shukriya mere bhai.", Narinder ne jis hath se uski jaangh thapki thi Vishnu ne wahi hath thaam kar choomne ke baad dil se dhanyawaad kiya.
"Deri ho gayi lekin tu jaanta hai ki main tere kareeb he tha. Aur nariyal na sahi papite uga lena khet me..", Vishnu saamne dekh kar muskurata hua haami bharne laga. Ab wo inke shehar se pehle rukne ke mood me katai na tha jo car ki badhti gati se saaf tha.
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Amrita ko sakushal mehal pahuchane ke baad Arjun shehar ki market se jaane kya kya kharidta raha tha aur jab uski vishesh taalika (List) purn hui toh sab samaan uske kandhe par ek aakarshak mardana pitthu bag me tha. Petrol pump se rani ki tanki bharwa kar wo kuch samay is shehar ko dekhta jaanta hua bhatakta raha. Aaj jaise uske paas yahi samay tha jisme wo vyast nahi tha lekin aisa samay har roj hoga ye nishchit kaha tha. Fir Shilpa ji ka naam jehan me aate he uski rani is gantavya ki taraf mudd chali jiski raah wo aaj dekh raha tha. Chehre par Shastri ji dwara bhent kiya hua wo videshi helmet aur kandhe par musafir sa bag liye wo is sector me pahucha jaha madhyam varg aur raeeso ka bolbala tha. Sadak kisi mukhya-marg si chaudi aur har ghar ke bahar he bagiche kyariyan. Kul mila kar ye hissa behad saaf-suthra aur atchi rihayash se bharpoor tha jaha lagbhag har dusri gali me hare bhare park maujood the.
'25 number bangla tha unka lekin idhar toh 101 ke pehle ke number he nahi hai.', Har gali modd par neele rang ke teer par us gali me maujood gharo ke jaari aur antim number likhe the jinhe padhta wo lagbhag apni manzil tak aa pahucha tha. Helmet utaar kar wo is nanhe safed phool jhaadte neem ke niche khada chehre ka paseene paunch he raha tha ki chamchamati esteem car uske saamne bane bade ghar ke galiyare-gate se hoti hui thik uske saamne reverse me aati gayi. Ek pal ke liye gaadi me baithi mahila chaalak aur Arjun ki najre takrayi jis par Arjun ne toh gor na kiya ki steering ke peeche kaun hai bas jo bhi tha wo murkh ya raees tha jis tarah se car ko is raftar par ulti leke aaya tha. Gaadi apni jagah kuch waqt sthirr rahi aur Arjun aaspas najar daudata hua wo gali dekhne laga jo us se bach gayi ho.
"Hello Mister, mera peecha kar rahe ho?", Is khule baalo aur ungli me chaabi ghumati hui ghamand ki devi ko dekh ek pal toh Arjun hairaan hua fir muskurate hue naa me sar jhatak diya. Ye Jeenat thi jo 'V' gale ka kamar se upar tak ka laal top aur chust aasmani jeans pehne ek hath rani ke maath par rakhe khadi uske saamne thi.
"Hi.. Mujhe nahi pata tha ke aap idhar rehti hai. Kapoor's aapka ghar hai?"
"Haan main idhar he rehti hu aur ghar bhi mera hai. Jeenat Kapoor. Bahar aise garmi me kyun khade ho aur kandhe par travelling bag? Irada kya hai mister kisi ko le kar bhaagne lage ho kya? Waise mujhe laga ke tumhara Mini ke sath scene hai.", Arjun uski baat par naa me sar hilata fir se hansne laga tha. Jeenat ek sampoorn aadhunika thi aur thodi ghamandi raees jo ki Arjun ke saamne viprit milansaar.
"Ek gaanv se hai aur wo atchi ladki hai meri known family se. Aur main ye scene vaigairah me yakeen nahi rakhta. Waise aap mil gayi toh shayad mujhe meri manzil bhi mil jaaye. Jeenat ji aapke sector me 1 se 100 tak number nahi hai kya gharo ke.?", Itni he der me Jeenat ke doodh se chehre par surkhi badh chuki thi dopehar ki garmi ki wajah se. Par uske saamne jo khada tha uski chahat is garmi ke vaar se kahi jyada thi is yuvti ko.
"Kyun udhar se kisi ko bhagane wale ho? Hahaha.. sorry sorry. Dekho ye sector thoda sa ajeeb se planned hai aur tum shayad galiyon me lage house numbers dekh kar idhar chale aaye.", Arjun ne haan me sar hila diya tha uski chanchal muskaan dekhte hue lekin gale se fisalti paseene ki dhaar jidhar ja dubki thi wo ubhaar saamne aate he usne najre jhuka li. Jeenat is sabse laparwah apni tshirt ko he uchkati hui seena aur gardan saaf karne lagi toh uske samtal gore peit ke sath uski gehri naabhi us jhuki najar ke saamne. Jaise ye ladki uski pariksha le rahi ho.
"Hamare ghar ka number hai 101 aur iski backside me hai 1 lekin udhar kahi likha nahi hua modd par. Waise pichli gali me he jaa rahi thi main meri saheli ke paas."
"Aap car se pichli gali me ja rahi thi?", Arjun ne jaise galti se pooch liya tha jabki wo jaanta tha ki ladki chahe ameer hai par bahar jitni dhoop hai us hisaab se toh car he behtar thi.
"Is dhoop me paidal jaau? peeche hai par paas nahi hai. Wo jidhar se tumne idhar aane ke liye turn liya tha waha se right mudne ke baad itna he straight chalna aur fir andar gali me."
"Oh.. wo sachmuch jyada he dur ho gaya. Friend ka ghar hai.?"
"Haan kal file submission hai toh uski file copy karne ke liye di thi jo wapis karne ja rahi thi bas. Usne khud complete nahi ki hui. Waise tumhe kaha jana hai udhar? Mujhe thoda bahot toh pata he hai waha ka toh bike khadi kar do agar sath chalna chaho toh."
"Thank you maine kahi jana nahi bas wo parshad hai idhar Abhishek ji, unke yaha parso kisi kaam se aana hai toh sehar aaya tha socha ghar pehle he dekh lu, kahi baad me family ke sath aana hua toh kaha poochte firunga. Aap kismat se agli baar toh nahi milne wali jo rasta samjha de.", Jeenat ne alag he andaaj me usko kuch pal nihara aur fir gaadi ka darwaja khol kar wo motte cover wali fila uthati hui bedhadak uske peehce mardo ki tarah aa baithi.
"Aage khisko thoda maine bhi aana jana he karna tha.", Arjun hairaan tha ke ye ladki khud ba khud gale kaise aa padi. Lekin kandhe se bag ko aage taango ke becch rakhta wo kick daba kar khamoshi se mudne laga.
"Tumhara naam hai Arjun Sharma aur father Dr Shankar Sharma, government service pe hai. Pariwar ka naam sirf tumhare shehar nahi hamare shehar tak bhi atche se liya jata hai. Recently tumhari cousin sister ki marriage Gorav Sharma se hui hai jo Abhishek bhaiya ke younger brother hai. Tum filhaal apne village aaye hue ho jaha ke ek tarah se owner bhi tumhi ho aur aaj wahi par tumne college ke liye jameen di hai. Waise connection tumhara Rajhans tak hai matlab mehal tak lekin kaise ye mujhe nahi pata aur shayad kisi aur ko bhi nahi pata hoga. Tumhari cousin badi sundar hai jinse main khud bhi mil chuki hu bas shaadi me isliye nahi gayi ki mujhe idea nahi tha us jagah ka. Yaha se right lo aur maine ye file us aakhiri ghar pe deni hai jabki tumne jaha jana hai wo thik opposie udhar hai jaha bahar bada sa tree laga hai. Ehne vi kamle ni haige Arjun ji jinha tussi soch rahe c. Vekhya sahdi CID nu?", Ab jis tarah utarte hue Jeenat ne apni tshirt ko uske saamne thoda upar khinch kar jaise collar uthane ka abhinaya kiya ek baar fir uske stanno aur gore peit par Arjun ki najar anjaane he ja tiki. Is baar Jeenat ko bhi ehsaas hua tha ke usne kya kiya hai lekin wo fir bhi khush thi.
"Maan gaye ji aapki CID ko lekin main sirf kaam se shehar aaya tha isliye jaane se pehle ghar dekhna chahta tha. Didi aur jija ji abhi bahar hai aur parso wapis aayenge toh tabhi unse milne aana hai. Aap yahi rukne wali hai?"
"Oye thehro, ye mujhe wapis nahi chhodne wali. Bas gate par file deke aayi main fir wapis chhod ke chahe toh chale jana nahi toh mere ghar ruk sakte ho coffee ya cold drink ke liye.", Wo tej kadmo se ghar ke dwaar ki taraf bhadi aur ghanti par hath rakhe tabtak dabati rahi jabtak ki saamne se darwaja khul na gaya. Ye us ghar ki kaamwali thi aur usko file dikha kar wahi burj par rakhti Jeenat itni furti se lauti kahi Arjun nikal he na jaaye usko chhod kar.
"Araam se araam se. Main aapko drop karke he jaane wala hu kyonki dhoop toh aapse jara bhi sehan nahi hoti jo dikh raha hai."
"Tumse bhi kaha ho rahi hai lekin chaho toh lunch mere ghar kar sakte ho dekho ab hum dono ek dusre ko jaante bhi hai."
"Haan aap mujhe jaanti hai lekin aapse meri pehchaan abhi atche se nahi hui. Waise bhi aapne party deni hai mujhe aur tab araam se jaan pehchaan badha lenge. Aaj thoda jaldi me hu isliye ghar pe paani fir kabhi. Ouch..", Gali se bahar nikalne se pehle he Arjun ne rani ke break ekdum kaske maar diye jab kone wali ghar se wo chhota sa safed kutta thik saamne aa ruka jiske sath 2 bache bhi the. Gati 20 ki bhi nahi thi lekin ekdum break lagne se Jeenat bhi uski peeth se lagi, kuch dard uske bhi seene me hua tha lekin ye pehla sparsh usne thode darr aur baaki khushi se apna liya.
"Aunty ji, dekho ye toh motorcycle thi aur speed bhi kam lekin car hoti toh inhe chot lag sakti thi.", Arjun ne ghabraayi hui us adhed mahila se muskurate hue kaha jo hath jodd chuki thi.
"Bache shaitaan hai puttar aur kaamwali vi gate khulla chadd gayi. Main vekhde he lapki si ehna de moore bas bache sunde kithe hai. Dhanwaad puttar ji ohda vi he paraye pariwar di nishani ne, gale di faans ban jana c je kharoch vi aa jaandi."
"Koyi gall ni biji, bache enj he karde ne bas kaam aali nu samjha deyo ke mada ja dhyaan rakhe bua kholde band karde sama. Changa ji.", Arjun bhi hath jodd kar gali se bahar aa gaya.
"Tu tah changi punjabi bol lenda fer appa ehni der toh onj he aap-ji keh rahe si? Fer hun dosti ho gayi hove tha ehna vi dass do ke party kado leni?"
"Kal main challeya kise kaam toh bahar aur osde agle din main etthe hona. Hunn tussi dasso party kado karni? Haan Industrialist Mr Naresh Kapoor di choti kudi kithe saste vich na tarka dawe. Aap ji de sister Miss India runner up reh chuke eh vi jaanda ha. Waise vyaah ho gaya ohna da..", Ab baari Jeenat ki thi hairaan hone ki jisko Arjun ne uske he pita aur behan ka parichaya de diya tha.
"Oh toh khel rahe the mere sath? Koyi nahi iska badla main leke rahungi aur party mujhe decide karni hai toh fir jagah aur time main parso he bataungi jab tum apne jija ji ke ghar aaoge. Didi se mile ho tum?"
"Mila toh main uncle ji se bhi nahi lekin unhe shaadi me dekha jarur tha. Haan aapki didi ka ek photo aapke ghar ke saamne bhi tha jo magazine me chhapa tha tabhi yaad aaya Jannat Kapoor aur Jeenat Kapoor behne he hui.", Arjun fir se unke ghar ke saamne us chhayadar vriksh ke niche ruk chuka tha aur is baar Jeenat uske aur bhi kareeb khadi badi gor se usko sunti dekhti rahi.
"Matlab meri didi pe crush hoga tumhe jo itne dhyaan se unki photos dekhi jo 4 saal purani hongi. Kaam se Delhi gayi hai wo kisi shoot ke liye aur aaj shaam tak wapis laut aayengi. Sath baith ke photo le lena unke aur is bahane hamare ghar bhi aaoge.", Itna bada ghar aur abhi bhi galiyare me purn khamoshi jaha bas ek car kapde se dhaki thi. Aasakti wali baat sunn kar Arjun thoda jhemp gaya tha.
"Haan boarding me tha tab pehle news dekhi thi aur fir wo sabhi magazines jisme unki photo chhapi. Scrapbook jaisa kuch banaya tha maine jisme sirf unki he photos chipkaayi thi collect karke. Waise aapko bhi try karna chahiye tha.", Arjun ne jis tarah se tareef ki thi mann he mann Jeenat ko wo thoda pasand na aaya lekin aakhir me uski bhi tareef sunn kar usne baaki sab darkinaar kar diya.
"Mujhe wo sab pasand nahi aur career ka aisa hai ki college jaane se ghar ka akelapan dur rehta tha aur center jaati hu toh ghoom fir leti hu apni saheliyon ke sath. Mom aur dad ko business se fursat nahi aur meri didi chahe bhi toh ghar pe mushkil se 10 din ruk paati hai mahine me. Haan unki koshish rehti hai ki raat wo ghar he rahe lekin papa ke business ke sath NGO bhi hai jinhe wo dekhti hai. Kal tum bahar ja rahe ho nahi toh kal he mil lete baaki main unhe bata dungi ki unka ek fan hai jo pehchaan wala he hai agar dekha jaaye toh."
"Thank you aur agar unhe bura na lage toh fir kal jaane se pehle he milna chahunga unse. Mujhe shaam ko 4 baje nikalna hai toh jo time aapko suit kare. Ab fan hu toh is baat se inkaar nahi karunga.", Arjun ne chabi ghumaai he thi ki wo safed chamchamati marcedes thik unki bagal me aa ruki jisko usi rang ki vardi pehne driver chala raha tha. Ghar ke pravesh se pehle he esteem car baadhak thi aur uske saamne ye dono. Jeenat ka toh dhyaan he Arjun par tha toh usko wo gaadi najar tabhi aayi jab wo barabar aa ruki. Driver se pehle he kaali chust kameej aur jism par chipki safed bell-bottam pant ke sath unchi aedi ki sandle pehne he kisi videshi abhinetri si yuvti unke saamne prakat thi. Chehre par bhoori dandi ka aakarshak dhoop ka chasma aur atchi lambaai ke sath koyi 25-26 kamar aur 34 ka seena/nitamb.
"Surprising. Toh motto ne boyfriend bana liya aur apni bestie tak ko iski bhanak nahi lagne di? Waise date ke liye ye jagah utni atchi nahi hai baaki janaab shayad thodi filmy lagte hai jo sikhar dhoop me ghane peid ke niche thandi chhaya me apni heroine ke sath meethi baaton me duniya bhulaye hai. BTW I'm.."
"Jannat Kapoor, Miss India runner-up 1994. Miss photogenic, Miss Swimsuit and beauty with a brain. Vital 32-26-32 aur utna he kamaal ka likhti bhi hai aap. Main weekly column padhta tha fir aapne likhna he band kar diya. Aap shaam ko aane wali thi.", Ye pehli baar hua tha ke Arjun jaise kisi ko saamne dekh kar is kadar khoya tha ki wo motorcyle ke dono taraf paanv rakhe khada tha is roopvati ko itne kareeb dekh kar. Jannat ke jism se uthti wo halki meethi si perfume ki mehak aur jaise ek ek baal uska ghanto laga kar sajaya gaya ho jo thoda bhi hilata toh wo wapis usko sahi kar deti. Par ab wo bhi apne se aadha feet unche is yuvak ko dekh rahi thi jo apalak bas usko he dekhe ja raha tha.
"Wow.. choti behan ke saamne badi ki tareef bhari padd sakti hai mister.. And you are quite lucky Jeenat.", Ab jhempne ki baari Arjun ki thi jab vastavikta se pala pada toh aur Jeenat toh hanste hue naa me sar hilane lagi.
"Ye aapka bada wala fan hai didi aur mera boyfriend nahi hai. Matlab thodi si pehchaan hai Arjun se meri kyonki center par Mini ko drop karne aaya tha ye aur aaj Abhishek bhaiya ka ghar nahi mil raha tha toh main bahar mil gayi. Waise aap 4 baje tak ka bol rahi thi aane ka."
"Stand laga do mister ab jara hum bhi apni khul kar tareef karawa lete hai jab Jini ka tumse serious connection he nahi. Bhaiya, Jini ki car andar laga dijiye pehle fir ye wali. Aur tum bag vag le kar kahi meri behan ko toh bhagane nahi nikle the mister.. Arjun.. Atcha naam hai", Is yuvti ke maatra aa jaane bhar se wo nirjan sa bada ghar roshan ho chala tha jiske saath hichkichata hua Arjun kabhi kankhiyon se is apsara ko dekhta toh kabhi najre fira leta. Ye sach tha ki boarding me jo ladki usne patrikaon me dekhi thi aaj wo uske saamne thi lekin ye ghatna jis tarah ghati thi usko abhi bhi khuli aankhon ka sapna lag raha tha. Chehre ke saamne chutki bajte he jaise wo vartmaan me lauta toh us unche lakdi ke darwaje ko khol kar khadi Jannat muskura rahi thi jiski aankho par ab dhoop ka chasma nahi tha. Wahi halki bhoori-saleti si aankhen jo rangeen kitaab ke panno se utar kar uske jehan me bas chuki thi.
"Tum toh yar aise ghabraaye lag rahe ho jaise humne tumhe kidnap kar liya ho. Bag idhar rakh do aur araam se baitho. Shyama didi, ek gilaas normal paani aur ek thanda.", Is aalishan hall me diwaar par he Jannat aur Jeenat ki kaafi badi tasvir tangi thi jaha baahon ke ghere me apni choti behan ko liye Jannat saamne aise dekh rahi thi ki tasvir dekhne wale ke dil par utarti lagi. Jeenat ek lambe baalo wale chote se videshi kutte ko goad me liye inke kareeb he aa baithi jo itni jaldi sirf ke nikkar me thi, jeans ki jagah.
"Your house is really beautiful Jeenat.", Arjun toh jaise Jannat se he najre chura raha tha aur ghar ki tareef bhi usne Jeenat se he kahi. Jannat ne apne lambe sapaat se rehsmi baalo ko muthi me lete hue rubber se bandha toh anyaas he fir se Arjun uske roop ko dekhne laga tha.
"Oh didi ye sadme me aa gaya hai aapko saamne dekh kar. Waise aisa haal na isko dekh ke mere center ki sabhi ladkiyon ka tha aur tab ye maharaaj khud ek sundar ladki ke sath sabko ignore kar rahe the."
"Hahaha.. Tujhe bhi ignore karne ki galti ki thi kya Arjun ne?", Ab Arjun khamoshi se bas wo kaanch ka gilaas liye ek ghoont me khaali karne ke baad thoda raahat mehsoos kar raha tha. Jannat sandil utaar kar uski bagal me he bas thode se faansle par baithi us kutte ko sehla rahi thi jo uski behan ki goad me tha. Jaha badi behan lambi chharhari thi wahi chhoti maansal jiski doodhiya jaanghe tak us nikkar se aadhi dikh rahi thi. Kaha se kaha pahuch chuka tha Arjun is chote se safar me he.
"Arre ye toh aap aayi ho tab andar aaya aapke sath nahi toh hum 5 minute mushkil se baat kar paaye the aur jaane he laga tha. Ab khinchwa bhi lo didi ke sath photo. Us bahane print lene fir se aaoge ghar."
"Maaf karo filhaal meri haalat nahi hai camera ke saamne aane ki. Waise tum bhi modeling karte ho kya Arjun? Main jyada dhyaan nahi deti mere shoots ke siwa lekin dekh kar toh yahi lagta hai. Hamare shehar me he rehte ho?"
"Ji main XXXX se hu aur abhi padh raha hu. Thoda sports me hone ki wajah se aapko waisa laga hoga aur idhar XXXX gaanv me he hamara pushtaini ghar hai. Abhishek ji ke bhai ke sath meri didi ki isi 21 taarikh ko shaadi hui hai aur wo log 1 ko waapis aane wale hai toh aaj bas unka ghar dekhne aaya tha jo Jeenat ji ki wajah se mila nahi toh ghoom main bahot der se raha tha. Aap har time aisi he dikhti hai?", Ab chaukne ki baari Jannat ki thi lekin fir wo dono behne khilkhila uthi.
"Arre baba ab aadat ho gayi hai mujhe aise rehne ki aur jaisi hu waisi he dikhti hu. Waise Abhishek bhaiya se toh jyada baatchit nahi hui meri lekin Shilpa bhabhi se mulakaat hoti rehti hai jab time milta hai. 21 May.. Dad bhi gaye the marriage me? Haan.. yar tumhari family se he toh RR Enterprise and Industries hai jo papa ko material dete hai."
"Ji Umed ji mere chacha hai jinki company hai RR Enterprise. Waise aap shaadi me nahi aayi?", Arjun ki baat sunn kar Jannat ka bada maja aa raha tha kyunki wo jis tarah se jhijhakne ke bawjood usko dekhta tha aur kuch bhi bol deta tha us se saaf tha ke wo bahot khush tha usko apne kareeb dekh kar.
"Pata nahi tha ke waha par tum mil sakte the.. Hahaha.. You are so cute.. Hamari Jini thodi jyada shararti hai toh ghar pe mom, dad ya mujhe iske paas rukna padta hai nahi toh fir koyi na koyi panga hua milta hai. Waise bhi travelling se thak chuki hu toh jab bhi ghar rehne ka mauka mile toh wo chhodna mushkil hai. Toh yaha gaanv me he rehte ho filhaal?"
"Ye maalik hai us gaanv ka didi aur waise toh saamne wala bhi gaanv iska hai. Aaj toh college gift kiya hai Arjun ne sirf ladkiyon ke liye pehla engineering aur multi-subject masters level tak ka college. Mini hai na meri friend wo bata rahi thi mujhe phone pe. Punjab me aa kar bullet pasand aa gayi hai isko nahi toh apne shehar me pata nahi kya drive karta hoga."
"Cycle.. waha mere paas meri cycle he hai aur ye bullet mere dada ji ne birthday par gift di thi. Ab kahi akele jana hota hai toh yahi thik hai. Aur main gaanv ka maalik nahi ho Jeenat ji, wo jameen kabhi mere padd dada ji hoti thi aur unhone waha apna ek padha likha samaajh banane ka sapna dekha tha jiske liye sabne yogdaan diya. College gift karne wala main kaun hota hu kyonki mehnat toh wo kar rahe hai jo yaha rehte hai. Main laut jaaunga wapis apne ghar, apne sansaar me 20-22 din baad aur shayad fir agle saal he aau. Filhaal toh meri personal identity sirf itni hai ke mere pita ek bahot kaabil aur naami doctor hai aur dada ji police adhikari reh chuke hai jinhone bahot ijjat kamaai hai. Lekin main aapse bahot prabhavit hu Mam. Aapne college ke sath sath career banaya jo business empire se bilkul different tha. Struggle kiya tabhi toh national aur international coverage me ho. Wo bahar jo white mercedes khadi hai ye aapko XXXX school ne apna brand ambassdor banaye jaane par gift ki thi aur wo aaj college bhi ban chuka hai."
"Bade dilchasp aadmi ho yaar tum toh. Jini Shayama didi se keh do ki teen logo ka lunch bana de."
"Sorry lunch aaj mumkin nahi hoga Mam, thoda kaam se aaya tha idhar aur pehle he deri ho chuki hai."
"Coffee.. coffee toh pee sakte ho agar lunch nahi karna toh? Mera social circle almost zero hai aur agar kisi se baatchit bhi hoti hai toh 2-3 college friends hai jinki shaadi ho chuki ya aaspas ke pehchan wale. Baaki meri best friend ye meri Jini hai. Waise bura na maano toh ye bataoge ki Main toh crown bhi nahi jeeti thi fir bhi tum ne Miss India se jyada teesre number pe aane wali ko jaan na chaha? Bol do sharmao matt waise bhi yaha log nahi hai jyada aur chaho toh ajnabi samajh kar bol do."
"Ajnabi.. Yahi toh kavita thi aapki Mam. Kalpanao ke shehar me tum ajnabi mile, fir naye shehar hum sath banate chale. Us paar tum khamosh apni jirah me, is aur hum wahi kalpanao ke shehar me. Uthti najro se savera jaise rutt dipti liye, dhalti shaamo ka gehrana un palko tale. Kaash kalpanao ke shehar abaad ho paate, hum ajnabi fir apna sansaar bana paaate. Kalpanao ke ke shehar me tum ajnabi mile."
"Bahot khoob.. tumhe ye poori yaad hai? Jaante ho maine isko ek mahine me poora kiya tha kyonki alfaaj syaahi se har baar sahi nahi bikharte. Lekin ye kavita toh bahot baad me column me likhi thi maine. Toh tumne kaise gor kiya mujh par? Waise tum mam ki jagah Jannat bol sakte ho ya.."
"Jaanu bol sakte ho.. Didi ka ghar ka naam jaanu he toh hai. Hahaha.. Coffee ban rahi hai.", Dhamm se sofe par Jeenat aise baithi thi ki wo Arjun ko apni taraf aakarshit kar sake. Ye ladki alag aafat thi jo shayad is baar bhitar se bra nikaal aayi thi jis tarah se uske dono ubhar spring ki tarah uchle. Najre mili aur Arjun ne dhyaan fir se badal liya.
"Ji aapki eyes.. Wo photo close-up thi jisme aapka half face tha femina magazine me. Pata nahi kaise par maine pehli baar library se koyi book churaai thi aur fir wo photo kaatne ke baad wapis rakh aaya. Jyada samajh nahi thi aur fir main har newspaper aur magazine dekhta aur yahi karta. Wo photo book aaj bhi mere paas hai mere ghar pe. Haan pichle ek saal se usko dekha nahi hai maine.", Ab Jeenat ke sath Jannat bhi bade gor se sab sunn rahi thi aur Jannat thi bhi toh apne naam swaroop jiski paani si aankhon ke ghere bhoora kinara liye the.
"Yar tum agar mere sath mere college me hote na toh pakka main tumhari girlfriend hoti. Aise toh maine kya mere mom dad ne bhi meri photos nahi sambhali hongi. Aaj lunch na sahi dinner sath karte hai? Dad toh waise bhi 3 din Malaysia hai aur mom kal aayengi. Aisa he hota hai yaha par, family time sabka ek sath toh mahine me 2 baar mushkil se hota hoga, actually papa jyadatar bahar aur mera schedule bhi 12-13 din busy. Kyo Jini, shaam ko dinner par bahar ya ghar?"
"How about day after tomorrow? Bataya na ki udhar ghar par koyi aur male member nahi hai toh main raat ko nahi aa sakta. Upar se agar yaha bade jija ji ne dekh liya toh wo apne ghar le jaayenge.", Abhi baat ho he rahi thi ki bahar ghanti bajne par kaamwali ki jagah Jeenat he uth kar gayi jaise usne shishe se he dekh liya tha aane wale ko.
"Wo Sakshi aayi hai didu, aap milna chahti hai us se.?"
"Nahi yar bahot dimaag khaati hai. Tu usko apne kamre me he qaid rakh aur tumhari baatein bas tum tak he rakhna.", Shayad ye bhi behtar jaanti thi in dono ladkiyon ke kisse. Moohfatt aur bindaas kuch bhi bol deti thi aur Jannat is maamle me inse jyada aadhunik hone ke bawjood thodi simit aur anushashit yuvti thi. Ab yaha bas yahi dono baithe the jo aadha ghanta pehle tak ek dusre se kabhi mile tak na the. Wo chota sa kutta us ek seat wale sofe par he ungh raha tha jisko ladki ki tarah sajaya hua tha.
"Parso kisne dekha hai jab kal ka he nahi pata. I understand tum busy ho kyonki yaha tumhe wo insaan invite kar raha hai jiski photos tum collect karte rahe aur usko inkaar aise he toh nahi kar rahe hoge. Kal mom ke aate he din bas araam karne me nikalne wala hai aur tumhe unke saamne bulaya toh tum in Punjabi maaon ko nahi jaante.", Arjun ko is baat par Annu ki mata ji yaad aa gayi jis par ek meethi muskaan uske hontho par tairti khud Jannat ne dekhi. Wo bhi samajh gayi thi ki Arjunko jaise kuch yaad aa gaya.
"Toh kaun thi wo punjabi mummy jis se pala padd chuka hai.?"
"Haan.. aunty hai mere pados me rehte hai jinke sath main ghanto ludo aur chess khelta rehta hu. Kabhi unke liye chai banana toh kabhi raosi me sath khana pakate hue unki wo saari baatein sunn na jo har punjabi maa apni jawaan beti aur fir pati mohalle ke baare me karti hai. Sach batao toh main aap jaisa he thoda introvert dikhta hu matlab antarmukhi lekin aisa hai nahi. Na aapke maamle me na mere. Filhaal toh main aapki mom se bhi nahi milunga jitne apne jija ji aur didi se na mil lu lekin kal dopehar me lunch sath kar sakte hai, ghar se bahar.", Ab uski baat sunn kar Jannat jis tarah se hansi thi ye pehla kshann tha ke Arjun uski hansi ko tab tak niharta raha jabtak wo khud he jhemp na gayi. Uth kar wo us almaari ki taraf badh chali jo diwar me bani thi. Uski chaal me ek alag sa aakarshan tha jo sadharan ladkiyon ki chaal se kahi aakarshak ek vidaal jaisi thi, Cat-walk
"Date ke liye he pooch liya jabki ghar pe dinner karne se mana kar rahe the? Tumhari thodi bahot dost ki badi behan hu main mister aur shayad tumhari crush bhi.", Ab uske hath me chamde ke case me band ek videshi camera tha shayad Japani jisko liye wo fir se Arjun ke paas aa baithi thi, bilkul kareeb. Shyama ki parwaah na karte hue jo dono ko dekhne ke baad coffee ke saath sookhe mewe bhi rakh gayi thi. Us camera ko case se nikaal kar wo Arjun ke kandhe par hath rakhti baithi toh jaise Arjun ki hridyagati he badh gayi. Wo thodi hairaani se us chehre ko dekhne laga tha jiski aaj se pehle bas tasvire dekhi thi. Par aaj wo uske kareeb tha aur tasviro se kahi jyada khoobsurat.
"Aise kya dekh rahe ho? Tumhe photo nahi khinchwani?"
"hhh. haann."
"Majaak kar rahi thi date wali baat par yar. Chalo lens ki taraf dekho bas.", Aisa kehte hue ab Jannat ke gaal uske chehre se bas 2-3 inch dur the aur fir bas camera ki awaaj he sunaai di jo 3-4 baar hui aur aakhir me toh jo tasvir Jannat ne khinchi us waqt jaane kaise dono ki najre ek baar mili aur Arjun wapis camera dekhne laga tha jaha awaaj hui lekin us pal me Jannat ne jaane anjaane uske gaal par apne patle gulabi honth tika diye the.
"Jini ko sataane ke liye aisa kiya. Sorry agar tumhe bura laga ho toh. Ye digital camera hai aur chaho toh main photo email kar dungi.", Ab wo thoda peeche khisak gayi thi Arjun ko aise dekh jo turant sambhal gaya tha.
"Koyi baat nahi lekin kya last wali photo bhi email kar dengi aap?"
"Hahaha.. jarur. Coffee lo nahi toh garam hone ke baad atchi nahi lagegi.", Agle 5 minute Arjun ne thodi bahot he baat ki thi aur fir taye hua tha ke wo 1 baje kaha lunch par milne wale hai. Vida leke wo bag utha kar chal diya tha jabki khidki se Jannat ektak usko dekhti rahi.
'Kalpanao ke shehar me tum ajnabi... Is baar kalpanao se bahar nikalna he hoga. Tasvir me tum bhi bahot khoob lagte ho par kareeb se jaise kaalpanik. Aainda tasvir ki jarurat nahi padne dungi chahe fir Shilpa bhabhi ko bura lage ya atcha.', Is mook manthan se ye toh saaf tha ki Jannat bhi Arjun se waakif thi chahe mile na ho kabhi aur uske dil me kya tha wo toh bhavishya ke garbh me qaid tha jiski filhaal kalpana nahi thi.
"Didi, Arjun chala gaya?", Ye awaaj sunn kar Jannat palti toh uski behan apni saheli ke sath kuch duri par khadi thi.
"Haan, bataya tha na usne ki usko deri ho rahi hai. Bol raha tha ke parso wo Shilpa bhabhi ke ghar aayega toh tumse bhi mil lega. Waise koyi serious masla hai kya uske sath? Kyon Sakshi, tum toh iske sath saaye ki tarah rehti ho Arjun ke baare me tumhe bhi pata hoga."
"Wo toh hum dono ki fantasy hai didi lekin pyaar vyaar wala system na isko samajh aata hai aur na mujhe. Tha na aapki takkar ka? Center pe aajkal charcha ka vishaya hai wo aur Mini ne bataya tha ki police se le kar pehalwano tak ko dhool chata chuka wo gabru. Bas ladkiyon se pata nahi kya allergy hai. Aap he tips de do koyi usko patane ke, Jini se jyada toh mujhe jaldi hai."
"Jab pyaar vyaar na ho toh aise ladko se dur rehna chahiye jo har choti badi baat par dhyan deta ho. Usko toh ye bhi pasand nahi aaya ki tumhari saheli kaise rijha rahi thi usko mere he saamne. Tumhe pehle insaan ko jaan lena chahiye tabhi pehal karna. Abhishek bhaiya khud rishta le kar jis family me gaye the wo iski family thi aur papa ne bataya tha ke waha ye chote nawaab CM aur Rani ji se jyada chhaaye hue the. Wo motorcycle wala fikra kasa tha na tumhari saheli ne jabki uska jawaab tha ki uske pas cycle hai. Shilpa bhabhi ke ghar mom ne bhi jis ladke par ungli tikaayi thi photo me ye wahi tha aur jis insaan ke paas sabkuch hone ke bawjood ghamand na ho aur wo tumhari ijjatt kare uske sath waise he pesh aao. Jawani aati sabko hai par sambhalti sabse nahi."
"Par kuch bhi kaho Jaanu didi, gabru hai bahot afeem jaisa. Ye toh mujhe deri se pata chala nahi toh maine aapki parwaah bhi na karni thi agar pata hota ki wo aaya hua hai. Dole shole nahi dekhe aapne aur kitna cute face hai. Aap model ho na toh feelings kam hai aap me lekin meri toh panty geeli ho jaati hai. Aur isne toh wo utaar bhi di.", Ab Jannat ne apne sar pe hath rakh liya tha unki baa sunn kar.
"Oh mujhe maaf karo tum dono. Itni badi ho gayi ho aur aajtak tumhe samajh nahi aayi ki kya bolna hai. Jini, camera wapis rakh do please.", Aur Jeenat ne wo camera utha liya tha jo case se bahar tha.
"Matlab aapne uske sath photo li hai didu?"
"Tumne kaha tha na lene ke liye. Parso khud he email kar dena tum lekin abhi camera do isme meri bhi photos hai jo maine copy nahi ki."
"Dekh ke de dungi, behan se kya sharmana aur waise bhi aap kaunsa sexy shoot karti ho. Oh teri.. ye toh computer par dekhni padegi. Waah didi, hume gyaan de rahi thi aur Sakshi ye dekh jara kitna pyara momemnt hai. Didi ki eyes close aur lips Arjun ke gaal par jiske khud haal bure hai.. Aur dono kaise cheek to cheek touch kiye camera ko dekh rahe. Not bad.. ye toh mom ko.. Shit.."
"Photo dekh liye na ab jao tum dono. Mom se bata dena aur fir ye bhi batana ke wo ghar me tumhare sath akela kyun tha. Jab wo ja raha tha tabhi maine tum dono ko dekha na?", Ab Jeenat niruttar thi.
"Khud ne maje le liye aur meri baari me mujhe he fansa do. Koyi baat nahi didu, aapse bhi sharing manjoor agar life me aapko bhi ladke pasand aane lage hai toh.", Paanv patakti hui Jeenat Sakshi ke sath wapis bhitar chali gayi thi aur Jannat bina deri kiye apne laptop wale bag ko uthaye apne kamre ki taraf. Ye tasvire wo jald se jald mehfooj karne wali thi.
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"Is bag me kya le kar aaye ho?", Arjun ko ghar wapis pahochte hue samay 3 se upar ho chuka tha. Aur ghar me sabko apne kamro me araam karta dekh wo savdhani se chachi ke kamre me dakhil ho gaya jo jaise uski he pratiksha me thi.
"Atche se tayaar ho jana shaam ko. Aur isko jyada mat sone dena din me, nahi toh raat ko iski ghanti pehle baj jaani hai.", Arjun Niketan ko gaud me utha kar dulaar karne ke baad bister par he pasar chuka tha jaise ab yahi uska kamra tha. Anamika chachi ne bag khola toh sabse upar he laal saree aur unke maap ka blouse, bra panty aur ek nahi safed reshmi chaadar ke sath he shringaar ka tamaam samaan bhara hua tha. Chehre par sharam ke saath khushi ki laali dekhte he banti thi unke. Nihayati khoobsurat aur saral dil wali is yuva mahila ko aakhir Arjun ne apna he liya tha.
"Ye sab jaruri tha kya? Aur maine bataya toh tha ke mere pas is rang ke hai."
"Ye main le kar aaya hu aapke liye, hamare liye. Ye sab meri kalpana ka ek anivarya hissa hai chachi jisko main aise he sakaar karna chahta hu. Khwahish toh ye bhi thi ki khule aangan me baarish tale aap mere upar ho lekin chalo pehle isko poora kar le, saawan abhi dur hai aur tab aap shehar aa jana. Udhar bhi khuli chhat hai apne ghar pe."
"Dhatt.. Kuch bhi bolte rehte ho. Waise badle me main kuch maang sakti hu?"
"Us waqt maang lena abhi toh bas darwaja band kar ke idhar mere paas aa jao. Thoda sona chahta hu."
"Pehle khana kha lo, maine bhi nahi khaya."
"Pata tha mujhe aur aainda aap kha liya kijiye intjaar karne ki jagah.", Hath mooh dhone ke liye khada hote he usne chachi ko kamar se apne aagosh me bhar liya tha jo hatne ki halki koshish kar rahi thi lekin unke chehre par aayi hansi iske viprit jaise Arjun ek seene se lagne ki thi aur aakhir hua bhi wahi.
"Aapko jo chahiye wo main jaanta hu. Har roj koshish karni padegi mere sath uske liye. Kar sakogi?"
"Kya kalpanaye sirf tum he kar sakte ho? Umaaahh", Khudse he Arjun ke hontho ko choom kar unhone bata diya tha ke wo ab us se jyada tayaar hai.
"Bas fir aaj raat se aapki neend udaane me jutt jaunga. Waise badle me main bhi kuch maangne wala hu."
"Jaha par hath rakh kar daba rahe ho wo nahi milne wala. Hehehe.."
"Chachi ye galat baat hai. Aur ab bhaag nahi sakti."
"Dekhenge.. Pehle din toh dhalne do. Jao hath mooh dho lo fir khilana mujhe apne hath se.", Chachi darwaja khol kar apne lachakdar kulhe hila kar jaise aur tarsa gayi thi Arjun ko. Aakhir wahi toh wo maangne wala tha unse.
'Koyi baat nahi bas shaam ko Dipa bhabhi se he practice karke aaunga.'
Are Rahim Chacha aap yaha .
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"Baitho doctor sahab, shukar hai aapke darshan toh hue. Suna hai tadke 5 baje he ghar se nikal liye the aur ab 12 ghante baad pahuch rahe ho.", Rameshwar ji dopehar me he ghar pahuch gaye the aur bhojan ke baad 2 ghante araam karne ke paschaat jab apne bagiche ki taraf gaye toh dhoop dekh kar wapis bhitar jaane lage the ki Shankar ki car ghar me dakhil ho gayi. Wo bhi apne pita se bagal se gale lag kar milne ke baad kameej ke 2 button kholte hue unke sath apni maa ke kamre me chala aaya. Yaha wo hamesha ki tarah unhe baahon me bhar ke mila tha. Kaushalya ji ne bhi aanchal se Shankar ka chehra saaf karne ke baad usko paani diya toh pita kursi saamne rakhte baith gaye.
"Ab duty ka time kehne ko he fix hai papa. Wo apne Prem ji hai na dhaani wale, unke bahu bete ne salfaas kha li thi aapsi behas ke baad. Pehle toh hospital se phone aaya tha fir unka khud aa gaya toh jana pada. Bahu toh khatre se bahar hai ab lekin bete ko observation me rakha hai. Param dekh lega ek baar shaam ko nahi toh samasya hui toh main chala jaunga time nikaal kar.", Rameshwar ji ko apne bete ki yahi baat sabse pasand thi ki jab mareej ki jaan par bani ho toh Shankar sab bhool kar bas usko yamraaj se bachane me jutt jata tha.
"Roti khaayi tune beta? Ae Komal tere papa ka khana laga aur kapde bhi de ja iske.", Unhone wahi se baithe awaaj laga di thi pichle aangan me kapde samet rahi Komal ko. Unhe pata tha ki Shankar ne na toh sahi se nashta kiya hoga aur na baad me dopehar ka bhojan.
"Is time khaane ka kya faayeda maa aur aap na ghar se jaya mat karo. Mera din sahi na jata fir."
"Is se pehle jab tu bahar rehta tha tab dekhbhal kaun karta tha teri? Haan aise aavashyak kaam ho toh thoda bahu ko aur bitiya ko bata diya kar. Khana toh wahi banati hai na?"
"Banati nahi bau ji khila ke bheja tha subah papa ko lekin inhe maja nahi aata na jabtak aap aur daadi sath na baithe ho. Isliye sirf 6 parathe he khaaye the aur mujhe suna bhi diya ke main bahot slow hu.", ye Ritu thi jo abhi tak araamdayak kapdo me he thi bas gale me dupatta tha uske. Apne dada daadi ko chai dene ke sath usne pita ke liye pehle se he plate tyaar rakhi thi.
"Matlab tu phone karke chala tha ki aate he khana khaayega? Bada dramebaaj hai beta tu. Ritu bas ek phulka aur dena hai fir raat ki bhookh nahi rehne wali isko.", Kaushalya ji ne toh kaan he khinch diye the jis par ab Shankar ke chehre par saaf muskaan thi aur maa ne apne seene se fir se lagaya toh unhe ehsaas hua ki Shankar bhi apni jagah thik he hai. Dincharya toh kharaab hoti he hai. Ritu wapis chali gayi thi aur Komal ne istree kiye ujle vastra wahi mej par rakh diye the apne pita ke liye.
"Wo dusra jodidaar kaha hai tera? Kuch bata kar gaya hai ya uski awaragardi waisi he chal rahi hai.?"
"Inder gaushala dekh raha hai papa aur main bhi tayaar ho kar udhar he jaunga. Hamara ek college ka dost bhi aaya hua lekin abhi dono gaushala me vyast hai fir shaam ko Daleep, Rajesh ne bhi milne aana hai. Raju bhai nahi dikh rahe?"
"Pehle 2 kam the aur ab teesra bhi inke sath ho liya. Aata hoga wo bhi ghoom ghuma ke. Nikle toh 2 ghante ho chuke usko Purnima ko chhodne gaya tha. Ab jitne apne 10 vehle ganjo se mil na lega itne uski shaam na hone wali. Aur tera kaunsa college ka dost aaya hai Shankar jo Inder ke sath hai?", Kaushalya ji ke taane aise he hote the.
"Aap nahi jaanti maa lekin papa jaante hai. Vishnu naam hai uska, Vishnu Vardhan. Bada mehnati insaan hai aur ab 25 baras baad milunga us se. Raju bhaiya bhi keh rahe the ki Dharampal bhai sahab aur Walia ji sath chalna chahte hai gaushala ki taraf. Toh ab chachi kaisi hai?"
"Thik hai bhali changi."
"Sach batao na maa?", Shankar jaise jaanta tha ke kuch na kuch toh kaand hua he hoga.
"Teri maa ne uski dekhne bolne ki shakti chheen li beta aur ab wo jan-kalyaan bhawan me hai, iski he nigraani me. Tabhi tujhe samjhata rehta hu ke thoda jiwan ko sahi disha me rakha kar, idhar udhar bhatakta hai tera mann aur fir tu sunta bhi nahi kisi ki. Jitne pyaar se ye roti khilati hai na utne pyaar se tujhe saja bhi de degi.", Ab Shankar jaha hairaan tha fir hanste hue is baat ko hawa me udaa diya.
"Matlab chachi ne bahot bada apraadh kiya aur wo maa ko pata chal gaya. Aisa kya hua maa ke tumhe itna bada kadam uthana pada?"
"Main na uthati toh tu kuch kar gujarta aur Arjun ne mujhe saamne kar diya sab pol-patti khol kar toh jab bache insaaf ke liye bado ki taraf dekhe toh unhe santusht karwana hamari jimmewari hai. Devaki ne ghaple aur saajishe toh bahot kari lekin sabse badi baat pata hai jo Arjun ne bataai? Tere dard ki wajah bhi wahi thi aur Rekha par humle ki bhi. Wo tantrik ke baare me jaanti thi isliye usne Arjun ko akhaade me bheja jis se wo marr jaaye. Tere bete ne 4 masoom zindagi uske kabje se bachaai jinhe wo dusre tantrik se bali pe chadhwana chahti thi. Wo bhaagna chahti thi lekin Arjun ne wo bhi na hone diya. Lekin wo badi deeth aur majboot aurat hai Shankar jiske dil me sirf nafrat hai sabke liye fir chahe wo tere chacha ho ya teri behne. Haan Rekha aur Arjun ko maarne ke pryaas ka jawaab nahi mila mujhe. Pata nahi jaise wo kuch bada jaanti hai jo Arjun ko bhi nahi pata.", Shankar ke totte udd chuke the sab sunn kar.
"Aap jaanti ho na maa ke Arjun sirf 18 ka hai aur wo is sabme shaamil tha? Chachi us hadd tak jaa sakti hai toh unke liye Arjun.."
"Arjun ke liye wo bhi sirf ek mohra hai Shankar aur jisko tum 18 ka bata rahe ho aakhir wo aisa kya kare ki tumhari najro me uski kuch ehamiyat ban sake.? Har baar dohrana padega kya hume ki wo sabse alag hai jisko samaaj se jyada insaan samajh aate hai. Ateet me hamare pita aur unke pariwar tak ja pahucha wo aur kya tumne Sambhav ko nahi dekha? Wo swayam kehta hai ki Arjun ko wo sabse behtar jaanta tha us din se pehle lekin jo Arjun us tantrik ki jangha ko todd raha tha aur Sambhav tak ko uchaal fenka wo usne bhi nahi dekha tha. Usko main khud ajaad karna chahta hu Shankar. Wo duniya dekhe aur sadharan jiwan me apne liye kuch kare. Par wo rukne ki koshish bhi kare toh kuch hai jo usko nirantar chalaye rakhta hai. Usne college ko hamare pita ki jagah unki mata ji ka naam diya jabki hamari daadi ki hamare paas koyi yaad nahi hai aur naa pita ji ke paas thi. Devi Anuradha aangan hume pata tha kyonki pita ji us devi ke saamne ghanto samay bitate the lekin wahi unki maa thi aur ye hamare pita ki chahat swayam unhone kabhi jaahir na ki mujhse ya Raghuvir tak se. Arjun se ki na unhone aur unhone swayam kaha ki 'ajnabi mitra tum hamare jaise ho'. Aur ye mere pas likhit me hai jo Arjun ne diya mujhe, bahot kuch beshkimati yaadon ke sath. Dekhna beta kahi tumhare karam he na bhaari padd jaaye us par.", Rameshwar ji is se jyada kuch na bol sake aur chai ka aadha pyala waise he chhod kar bahar chal diye.
"Matlab khud papa ya aapko bhi is baare me nahi pata tha ki wo waha kyun ja raha hai? Aur wo itna sab kaise jaan gaya jabki dada ji se pehle toh chhodiye unke humumar tak jiwit nahi. Daar ji aur Maulvi ji toh khud thoda bahot jaante hai jo Arjun ko wo bhi nahi batane wale kyonki usne dekha he kaha tha dada ji ko. Maa ye ladka aapki khuraak se alag bann raha hai ya wo Sambhav bhai?"
"Khuraak bhi toh sahi jism par lagegi na Shankar. Aur mujhe bhi jyada nahi pata lekin main hamesha kehti hu ki wo inse chor police khelta hua aaj inki bhi soch se jyada gehra insaan ban chuka hai. Binodiye ko pyaar se atcha insaan bana diya tere bete ne aur tu uski kshamta pe sawaal utha raha hai? Rekha ke dard ki wajah se wo Devaki ke peeche gaya tha aur jaisa main kehti hu ki dhaage ka ek sira uske hath laga nahi ki wo kapaas ke niche wali mitti khod kar waha bhi pata karke aayega ki wo dhaga idhar ki upaj hai ya kahi aur ki. Wo sabse niswarth pyaar karta hai aur sabse adhik tere papa aur apni maa se. Yahi 2 log toh hai jinhone apne baare me kabhi na kuch kaha na kiya. Jo apni chahat na bataye Shankar samajh le ki uski chahat hum poori bhi nahi kar sakte. Aaj tere pita khush hai aur unke paas apne pita ki dharohar hai jo unhone inke liye sanjoyi thi. De na sake toh Arjun ne saunpi. Kal ko wo aisa Rekha ke liye bhi karega chahe wo tere papa se bhi sakht hai lekin Arjun nikalega hal jis se wo bhi jeena seekh sake."
"Kaise baatein karti ho maa aap bhi? Papa ko chalo dada ji ki dharohar mil gayi jaisa aap keh rahi lekin unke paas sabkuch hai. Aur Rekha ke paas bhi koyi kami nahi hai bas wo antarmukhi hai aur insaan ka swabhaav toh badla nahi ja sakta. Chalo main naha ke tayaar hota hu fir kal savere he aaunga nashte ke samay. Raju bhai bhi aa gaye hain bahar.", Shankar kapde utha kar tej kadmo se bahar wale bathroom ki taraf nikal gaya lekin Kaushalya ji apne bete ke jawaab se chintit ho uthi.
'Jiske paas pehle he 'sabkuch' ho usko hum tum kya de sakte beta. Tu samajhta toh pata lagta ki insaan ki itchhaaye dhan daulat se pare hoti hai jab uske liye pariwar he sarvopari ho, khud se bhi jyada.' Apne mann me budbudati hui wo uth kar bhitar wale hisse ki aur chal di. Priyanka aur Tara ne rasoi me bartan sambhal rakhe the aur Rupali chulha saaf karne me juti thi. Ab is ghar me ladkiyon ne he bina kisi ke kahe sab sambhaal liya tha jisko dekh kar Kaushalya ji ke chehre par alag sa sukh dikha.
"Tu kabhi toh mujhe sabse samajhdar lagti hai aur kabhi Arjun se bhi chhoti. Ab tera mooh kyun phula hai?", Ritu apni maa ke he kamre me kursi par baithi thi jaise wo unse naraaj ho aur apni saas ko dekh kar Lalita ji ke sath Krishna ji uthne lagi toh unhone unhe wahi baithe rehne ka ishara dete hue Ritu ki bagal wali kursi he grahan ki.
"Yahi main bol rahi thi maa ji aur isko toh gussa bhi har ghadi aata hai bas tokna nahi. Abhi itne naye kapde liye hai lekin iske papa ko pata tha ki ye kal ja rahi hai toh wo isko market nahi leke gaye. Padhne ka bol do toh subah se abhi tak ye apne time table se 3 ghante kam padhi hai aaj lekin pehle se 2 almaari bhai kapde kam lagte hai isko.", Rekha ji ne toh spasht he Ritu ki class laga di thi aur usko bachane yaha na Alka aayi na Komal.
"Chal tayaar ho ja aur Tara ko bhi bol de ke wo kapde badal le. Ab ghar se bahar jaayegi toh shaadi byaah ke lehnge pehan ke jaayegi bhala? Aur Shankar ka apna college na khatam hone ko aa raha toh wo kya dhyaan rakhega. Tum teeno bhi chalo sath baaki ladkiyan dekh lengi ghar.", Yaha Ritu toh apni daadi ke gale ja lagi thi kyonki uski har itcha wahi poori karti thi agar papa se reh jaaye toh.
"Maine bhains ke pathar mara kya daadi jo sirf ye maharani jaayegi? Main toh jarur jaungi aur kapde mujhe bhi lene hai kyonki waha main aur Alka bhi ja rahe hai iske sath.", Aarti kamar par dono hath rakhe, najro ka chasma lagaye thik Ritu wale lehje me thi jisko bolta dekh kar Kaushalya ji ne apne paas bula kar dusri taraf se sath laga liya.
"Tu is se alag hai kya bas tu bolti nahi aur ye haq leke rehti hai. Ab aise pajame me he chalegi ya dhang ka kuch pehnegi?", Ritu ne Aarti ko aankh maar ke jaise mohar laga di thi ki unka plan kaam kar gaya.
"Dekho daadi baat aisi hai ki maa toh jaane nahi wali aur unke sath badi maa bhi nahi lekin taai ji ko sath leke chalenge. Inke sath maja aata hai jab ye hansi majaak karti hai. Waise main Ritu ko yahi bolne aayi thi ki Alka ne iske aur mere kapde press kar diye hai market chalne ke liye. Ab aap bhi apna bade wala batua utha lo nahi toh main dada ji se pooch leti hu ki unki pension kaha padi hai.", Kaushalya ji ne sab sunn kar apne sar pe hath rakh liya tha.
"Main toh samjhu thi ki ye he ek aafat hai par pata na tha ke kharbuje ke sath dusra kharbuja bhi rang badal chuka. Tere mooh me jubaan kab nikli bas ye bata de beti?", Ab Krishna ji ke sath Lalita ji bhi hans rahi thi aur Aarti sharmati hui hansne lagi.
"Ye motti bahot chanto hai daadi aapko nahi pata. Naani ko keh ke bheja hai ki udhar se sirf wahi aayengi, unki koyi pauti ya bahu sath na aaye. Aur Rupali boli ki wo toh gaanv jaayegi aapke sath toh isne usko bhi taka sa jawaab de diya ke ab daadi agle 2 mahine kahi na jaane wali. Upar se Tara ne bhi usko pareshan kar diya ye bol kar ki dekh ye teeno toh bhaag rahi hai, ab sara kaam usko aur Rupali ko he karna padega. Batao bhala Komal didi aur Priyanka didi se jyada koyi kaam karta hai? Upar se taai ji aur chachi waise bhi jyada kaam nahi karne deti lekin ye motti baaj nahi aati. Abhi papa ki jeb se 8 hajaar liye hai isne, haan.", Ritu ne sab khol kar rakh diya tha aur Aarti uske sar pe chapat lagaati bahar daud gayi tayaar hone.
"Hahaha.. tumhe na sachmuch kisi bahar ki saheli ki jarurat he nahi hai aur mujhe bada sukh milta hai beta ye sab dekh kar. Ghadi ke kaanto ko sikhana nahi padta ki kisko kaise chalna hai lekin wo sath jude rehte hai chahe dekhne wala unhe second, minute ya ghante aur lambaai ke hisaab se dekhe. Rekha, thoda sakhti kam rakhiyo bacho par waha. Imtihaan koyi kumbh ka mela nahi jo 8 baras me ek baar aate hai. Jab kahi ghoomne niklo toh fikar ko wahi chhod jaao jaha se chale the. Meri bachi ko main atche se jaanti hu jo apne sapno ke liye kisi se behtar mehnat karti hai kyonki wo iske hai. Chal Lalita, tere hansi majaak he sunte hai aaj. Apni maaon se toh ye isliye bach rahi ki ye waha toka-taaki karengi lekin tu inhe aur sujhaav degi jo pasand hai. Tu bhi apne liye kapde dekh liyo aur beti damaad ke liye bhi. Waise bhi nagad leke aaye hai fasal ka toh pehle lakshmi apni deviyon par he bhent karte hai.", Kaushalya ji uthne lagi toh Ritu ne unhe wahi rehne ka kaha.
"Dekho daadi aap yaha se uthi toh meri khair nahi. Main tayaar ho jau fir aapko awaaj dungi. Maa ko bol do ki ye sab aap apni taraf se dilwa rahi ho.", Ritu ko jaise abhi bhi maa ki chinta thi.
"Wo kuch na keh rahi aur tu maje lena band kar ab. Tere aalu ko bata diya kya tum log hafte bhar chhuti par ja rahe ho?"
"Mere se pehle toh bau ji ne he bata diya usko aur wo ladd raha tha sautele ki tarah. Hum usko kabhi sath nahi leke jaate.. falana dhimka. Kya sadiyal si aulaad hai na maa ki daadi? Waise wo wahi thik hai udhar gaanv dehaat me."
"Jyada na bol fir tera he jee sabse pehle ghatne lagta jab aadha din bhi us se baat na ho. Tere bauji ne bas ye bataya ke wo jagah kitni sundar hai aur wo uske sath kabhi udhar jaayenge samay milte he. Udhar phone hain na Rekha?"
"Ji maa ji phone hai lekin ye nahi pata ke wo kharaab mausam me kaam karta hai ya nahi aur shayad us par STD ki suvidha nahi hai. Waise bhi ye waha sukoon se padhne ja rahi hai.", Rekha ji ke shayad par Kaushalya ji bhi muskura uthi jaisi maa apni beti se shararat karne ko tayaar thi waha. Kuch aisi he aapsi baaton ke darmiyaan Kaushalya ji bhi market ke liye nikal chali apni pautiyon aur naati ko liye jinke sath Lalita ji bhi thi.
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"Kaun hai bhai aur lagatar darwaja peetne se kya ye apne aap khul jaayega?", Arjun track pajama aur tshirt pehne khel-ghar jaane ki jagah Dipa bhabhi ke dwaar aa khada hua tha. Abhi thodi der pehle he usne Sanjida ka kamra durust karwaya tha samaan aane par. Roshni bua ka bhi kuch samaan idhar aa gaya tha aur Anjali ne alag rehne ki jagah Aanchal ke kamre me he apne kapde aur samaan rakha tha jis se wo bhi akela mehsoos na kare. Thodi meethi halki fulki athkheliyan Anamika chachi ke sath dopehar me karke Arjun ne araam bhi kiya tha unhe sath lagaye aur ab lagatar Dipa bhabhi ka darwaja peetne par jab wo khula toh dono muskura uthe. Malmal ka dupatta seene par liye Safed salwar kameej me bheege hath khadi Dipa bhabhi ko bhi jaise iski ummeed na thi.
"Bhabhi, aaj toh shaam hui nahi aur darwaja band kar rakha hai aapne. Gaanv ke log yahi hai kahi aur nahi gaye."
"Andar aa jao pehle.", Arjun bhitar aaya toh baah halki si un ubhre hue kharbujo ko sparsh karti nikli. Bhabhi ne wo dono kiwaad fir se saankal se band kar diye the. Aur iska jawaab bhi Arjun ko saamne dikh gaya jaha nal ke niche lohe ka bada tub paani ka bhara tha aur taar par taja dhuli 2 chaadar dali thi.
"Is samay kapde dho rahi thi aap?"
"Abhi shuru he kiye the dhone, din me toh Koki behan ji ki taraf jana pada aur savere toh tumhare saamne he thi main udhar. 2 din se kapde nahi dhule the aur abhi mausam me dhoop kam hui toh socha khali baithe ye bhi nibta lu. Kya loge?", Dipa bhabhi ne ab wo dupatta utaar kar ek taraf diwar me lagi lakdi ki khoonti par taang diya tha. Ghutno tak bheegi unki chust salaar lagbhag pardarshi ho chali thi aur purani hone ki wajah se wo chust kurti jitni seene par kasi thi us se adhik unke gadraaye motte kulho par. Ye badi khaas baat thi unke kulho ki jo chaudaai me utne faile hue na the jitna bhara hua unka jism tha lekin bahar ki taraf unka ubhaar gadraaye shabd ko bhi feeka karta tha. Agar unka seena 40 tha toh wo kase hue gosht-bhare kulhe bhi 40 se kahi kam na the.
"Ghar se 50 kadam toh aaya hu bhabhi. Waise darwaja toh aap kabhi band nahi karti fir kya sirf kapde dhone ki wajah se aisa kiya?", Arjun unke saamne he us ghane vriksh ke niche bane chabutare par aa baitha jaha se Dipa bhabhi 5 kadam dur kapde khangaal rahi thi. Unki sudol baahen aapas me judti toh jaise Arjun ko apne sawaal ka jawaab de gayi. Wo bhaari uroj aapas me satt kar chuchak ki shuruat se pehle tak bahar jhalak rahe the. Shayad ye vastra us samay ke the jab bhabhi ka sharir itna bhara hua na hoga. Ek baar dono ki najre mili toh bhabhi sharmati hui seedhi ho kar ek taraf ko chal di. Waapis lauti toh hath me neel ki dibiya thi jisme se wo neela powder hatheli me leti wo us bade tub me hath ko ghumate hue gholne lagi. Ab wo ghutno ke bal thi jis se unke asadharan kulho ka bhayankar kataav Arjun par jyada julm dhaane laga.
"Waise toh ghar ke bhitar koyi aata nahi hai lekin darwaja khula ho toh Neela ya koyi pehchaan ka pehle aangan me aayega fir awaaj dega. Toh aaj tumhari badi charcha ho rahi thi waha bhi aur Jasleen ke ghar pe bhi.", Bhabhi ne ek taraf rakhe safed maile vastro ko is paani me bhigote hue geele hath se he gardan par aayi paseene ke halki bundo ko saaf karne ki koshish ki toh ab adhik paani ki wajah se unhone ye koshish bhi tyaag di. Har baar kuch paani unke seene par girta jab jab wo tub par jhukti hui kapdo ko aapas me ragadti. Jaise wo bhari bharkam kharbuje us golakar tub ke kinaro par tikna chahte ho.
"Ab aisa maine kya kar diya bhabhi jo charcha dono taraf ho rahi thi? Bhashan itna bura tha kya mera?", Arjun ki najro me badhti chahat bhabhi se chhupi na reh saki jo unke dabte uthte motte stanno ki band daraar ke beech us paani ki lakeer ko jata dekh raha tha. Jism par behti lakeer ko hatane ke liye anjaane he bhabhi ne fir se bhiga hath stanno ke uthaan par firaya toh ab wo hissa jyada chamakne laga tha. Unka sharir bhi jaise Arjun ki najro ki tapish mehsoos karta uski sunn ne laga. Baaye ubhaar par paani ki kuch boonde thik us nipple par giri jo badami rang ka aur thoda akda dikh raha tha.
"Bhashan ki charcha toh bade boodhe jyada kar rahe the lekin aurate aur ladkiyan toh tumhari jodi Rajkumari se bana kar dekhne lagi thi. Kuch ka kehna tha ke isme koyi badi baat nahi jab wo dargaah par aa sakti hai toh aisi jagah toh aana jyada banta hai jaha ladkiyon ki baat ho. Lekin parle pind ki kayi ladkiyan keh rahi thi ki rajkumari tum par fida hai aur jarur koyi khichdi pakk rahi hai. Unko hawa chadha di Safina ne, jisne bol diya ki Arjun kya kisi rajkumar se kam hai aur wo apni motorcycle gaanv ki kisi bhi ladki ya aurat ke saamne kar de toh uske kehne se pehle baith jaayengi. Hahaha.. Tum nahi jaante jawaan ladkiyan aur aurate kya kya baatein karti hai?", Ab Arjun muskurata hua apni jagah se uth kar khuch duri par rakha taja hara chara chaaj me bhar kar Rano ke thaan me ulatne laga jo bhookhi thi lekin Dipa bhabhi jaise wo kaam beech me bhool gayi thi.
"Kisi ne ye na kaha ke rajkumari mujhse dugni umar ki hai?", Dipa bhabhi ye sunn kar toh apne mooh par hath rakhti hairaani se dekhne lagi. Unhe ye toh pasand aaya ki Arjun ne unki laadli ko chara dala par umar wali baat jaise unhe bhi pata na thi. Ab wo hath dhone unke tub ke upar chalte nal ki taraf aaya toh bhabhi apni hatheli dhaar ke niche karti uske hatho tak paani pahuchane lagi.
"Wo sachmuch itni umar ki hai ya tum mujhe bana rahe ho? Renam bhi saal 6 mahine badi dikhti hai unke saamne toh? Waise kisi ne bhi galat na kaha tha par Jasleen ki haalat dekhne wali thi jab yahi baat uski bebe ne uske saamne kahi... badmaash kahi ke..", Arjun ne anjuli me bhara saaf paani unke chehre ki taraf uchala tha jiska adhiktar bhaag bhabhi ki thuddi aur gardan ke sath seene ko bhigo gaya. Wo hansti hui apne chehre ko dhakne lagi thi lekin Arjun aage kuch na karta bas unke saamne baitha ab kapdo me hath ghumane laga.
"Tum bahot jyada shararti ho aur ab ye kya paani se khelne lage?"
"Toh kya kaha Jasleen ki mummy ne fir?", Neel lagne ke baad bhabhi tub ko khiskane lagi toh jaise wo thoda mushkila tha unke liye sawa 100-dedh 100 liter paani aur wo lohe ka tub. Arjun ne he usko aise baithe hue sarka diya aur khali balti nal ke niche laga kar ek kapda halka nichod kar us saaf paani me bhigo diya. Dipa bhabhi bas usko tukur tukur dekh rahi thi. Arjun ki taqat ka unhe bhali bhaanti sangyaan tha aur ab unki kalpana me jaise tub ki jagah wo khud thi.
"Kaha kho gayi aap?"
"Arree.. holi gaye 2 mahine se upar ho chale. Wo bol rahi thi ki Arjun ki jodi waise bhi kisi aur ke sath nahi jamne wali. Jasleen ne thoda talkhi se keh diya ki kya wo us rajkumari se kam dikhti hai. Fir kya tha khoob taang khinchaai hui uski aur Jaggi ne toh itna pareshan kiya na ke bechari apne kamre me he band ho gayi. Waise ye mera kaam hai toh mujhe karne do.", Bhabhi Arjun ko kapda khangalte dekh khud bhi dono hath balti me daale jaise usko rokne lagi thi par kuch pal dono ki ungliya aapas me uljhi aur fir mil kar us vastra ko ek ek seere se nichodne lage. Is dauraan jis tarah wo dono ek dusre ko dekhte, bina kahe he bahot kuch chal raha tha.
"Waise maine aapke sath holi nahi kheli aur ab toh 9 mahine baad he aane wali hai.", Arjun ne tub me bhigoye baaki 3-4 vastra bhi saaf paani me dubote hue ye khelne wali baat is andaaj me kahi thi ki bhabhi thoda piche khisakne lagi jinke dono hath ab kalaai se Arjun ki giraft me the. Ab wo bhi jaise jor lagane ki jagah uske hatho ko thaame paani ke baalti me dubone lagi thi. Wo waqt bhi aa pahucha jab dono ghutno ke bhaar balti ke gird baithe the aur darmiyaan bas utna he faansla jitni chaudi balti. Nal ki shital dhara ki parwaah na karte hue Arjun ne bhabhi ke bhi aage badhte chehre ko thik paani ke niche apne hontho se chhoo liya. Halke se hontho ka us jaldhara ke beech milna unhe bhi bhigone laga jis se beparwah wo ek dooje ke saamne baithe paani mishrit labon ka rass adaan-pradaan karne lage. Balti upar tak bhar kar paani niche udelne lagi toh pehle bhabhi alag hui.
"Tumhe inhi kapdo me ghar bhi jana hai aur kaam ke waqt behkana atchi baat nahi.", Wo najre chura rahi thi jabki Arjun ne akele he wo teen kapde nichodne ke baad jhidak kar taar par faila diye the. Dipa bhabhi bas uske majboot lambe chaude jism aur bheege chehre ko nihaar rahi thi jabki unki haalat jyada kaamuk thi wo poora kameej seene tak bheeg kar pardarshi hone par. Apne khayaalo se wo jabtak bahar aati Arjun unhe utha kar us neel mile paani me baitha chuka tha. Wo toh bas uski mardaangi se he sammohit thi lekin jism kamar tak bhigne par wo hosh me aayi toh aankhe turant band ho chali. Unki peeth ko giraft me liye Arjun poori tanmayta se unke bhare bhare hontho ko peene me juta tha. Bahot sara paani bahar chhalka tha unke bhitar baithne par lekin inhe toh na uski parwah thi na Raano ki jo chara khaati hui apne kareeb tak behta aaya paani dekh kar iske strot ko ghoorne lagi thi. Dipa bhabhi peeche mudti us tub ke kinare ja sati aur unke upar chhaya Arjun bahar ghutne teke hue bhi unki bhaari chhatiyon par seena dabaye bas unke hontho ka raspan karta raha.
"Ohhh.. Itne besabre kyun ho rahe ho? Dekho meri kya haalat kar di hai tumne.", Bhabhi toh ab stanno ke uthaan ki nichli taraf se paanv ke poro tak bheegi thi aur jism jaise kapde se bhi beparda.
"Subah sath nahi naha saka na aapke aur fir holi yaad karwa di aapne. Main bister se bahar aapko khuli roshni me pyaar karna chahta hu bhabhi."
"Pichle darwaje par tala laga hai aaj subah se. Poora ghar tumhara hai.", Unka itna he kehna tha ki Arjun seedha khada hota apni tshirt utaar kar taar pe daalta hua bhabhi ka hath thaam kar unhe apne sath liye us vriksh ke niche bane chabutare ki taraf chala aaya. Dipa bhabhi ke maansal jism ka har kataav aur ubhaar ek ek kadam par numaya ho rahe the. Wo khud ko Arjun ke hawale kar chuki thi aur aaj jaise jo khwahish Arjun ki thi wahi unki.
"Faadne ka irada hai?", Unke bheege kameej ko dono seero se pakad kar jis tarah Arjun ne upar khincha wo motte stanno par atka aur fir fisalte hue sar se bahar nikla toh sapaat bhara hua geela peit, paani ki boond liye wo gehri gol naabhi aur us se pauna gith upar kampkampate hue maans se labrej do bejod golakaar bade bade pusht chuche jinke nipple kadak ho kar jaise sidhaai me dekh rahe ho. Dipa bhabhi ne apni hatheli aur baah se unhe chhuapne ki nakaam koshish kari lekin Arjun toh apna pajama nikaal kar fir se ghutno pe baitha unke kulho ko jakde us paani ki boond ko choosne laga tha jo unki gori gol naabhi me khud ko mehfoof samajh rahi thi. Ye akalpniya ehsaas tha unke liye. Jism ke ye kendra-bindu bhi aisi tarange paida kar sakta hai ye jaise Dipa bhabhi ko aaj maloom chala tha. Stanno se hatt kar wo hath dusre wale ke sath ab Arjun ke sar ko apne peit par dabane lage. Paanv kaanpne lage the lekin jis majbooti se Arjun unke naram kulho ko apni taraf dabaye tha wo jaise ek jaruri sahara tha unhe khada rakhne me. Honth fisalte hue salwaar ke naade tak aaye toh daanto se usko khinch Arjun ne badan se chipki wo pardarshi salwar bhi niche gira di. Khisakte hue samay laga un maansal jaangho se par paani ka bojh yaha gurutvakarshan ka niyam samjha raha tha. Samtal chikne pedu se niche bhitar ko dhansta hissa aaj baal-viheen aur chikna tha. Ab hath kulho se fisal kar moti jaangho ko peeche se jakde ek jagah roke hue the.
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"Ye aapne mere liye? Kitni khoobsurat ho aap yaha se bhi.", Dipa bhabhi toh kuch na bolte hue bas aankhe moonde Arjun ke sahare he nirvastra khadi thi. Unki jaanghe failne par bhi adhik maansalta se aapas me chipki he jaan padti thi jinke jodd ke beech wo chikne motte motte honth aapas me mile bas ek gulabi sa cheera darsha rahe the. Ek hath ki ungli se is hisse ko sehlate hue Arjun ne is taja chikni ki hui faanko ko prithak kiya toh unke beech jama shehad roopi kaamras dekh khud ko rok na saka. Ungli aur anguthe se us cheere ko failata hua wo apne hontho ko Dipa bhabhi ki yoni ki daraar se chipkata hua jeebh ke nukile bhaag se aise khurachne laga tha ki Dipa bhabhi ne khud he apne paanv faila diye. Wo is khule aangan me unmukt nirvastra khadi apni yoni par Arjun ke hontho ka jaadu mehsoos karke katro katro me jhadne lagi. Jism ne ek aur jhatka khaya jab Arjun ki jivha sarakti hui bhagnase se bhidne lagi. Uske hatho ki ungliya bhaari kulho ke beech us 2-3 inche gehri daraar ko failate hue gudadwaar ko kured kar dohra asar dikhane lage. Jab Dipa bhabhi ka jism lagbhag girne ko hua toh Arjun ne unhe chabutare par bichi geeli chadar par he lita diya. Kachi jameen par dono paanv tikaye ghutno se upar tak wo chitt leti thi aur aise me bhi unke wo bade bade uroj jara se bhi bedol na hue.
"Mujhe ye dekhna hai.", Unki kaanpti hui awaaj aur nashe me bhari aankho ko apne abhi nirvastra hue ling par jami dekh Arjun nikkar ko ek taraf rakhta hua pehle jaha unki taango ke beech jaane wala tha, ab wo unhe uthne ke liye hath deta apne jhoolte moosal ko unke chehre ke saamne kiye the. Ukhdi saanso aur thirakte chucho ke sath Dipa bhabhi ne is shaam ke pehle charan ki roshni me us bhayankar akaar ke ling ko hath se sehlaya toh unke sparsh se jaise wo mota baans sa ling thirak utha. Ek aur prayaas se unhone supade se Arjun ke pedu tak uske asadharan se akaar ko sehlaya toh wo uski chiknahat se abhibhoot hoti hui mutthi me pakad kar uski garmi aur motaai parakhne lagi.
"Uff.. Tum sachmuch ghode ho Arjun aur ye itna mota jo pakad me bhi nahi aa raha mere andar tha kal? Tum mujhe waha se khoobsurat bata rahe the lekin iska aakarshan bahot jyada hai. Tumhe dard toh nahi ho raha?", Halke hatho se wo uske supade ko poora ujagar karti hui uske gulabipan par fida ho chuki thi. Arjun bhi unke komal hatho ke asar se uttejjana me bhar utha tha.
"Sabka aisa he hota hai bhabhi."
"Na.. Jo maine dekha tha wo na itna majboot aur bada tha aur na he itna saaf suthra. Usme durgandh thi bedhanga hone ke sath lekin ye asadharan hai. Bas tum kisi dubli patli ladki se eksaar nahi ho sakte. Wo jhel nahi paayegi, Jasleen ka sharir majboot aur lamba hai. Main toh kal raat bhi iski yaad me bechain rahi, sapna dekhne lagti thi ki kya pata gate faand kar tum fir aa dabocho mujhe aur suraj ugne tak alag na ho. Ummm", Ab Dipa bhabhi ne bhi laaj ek taraf rakhte hue pehle us mooh ke failaav ki kshamta tak mote supade ko chooma aur fir jeebh se uski talhatti se lekar sokshm chhed tak sehlaya. Unke badi badi ankhen wahi kendrti thi aur is harkat se Arjun sitkaar kiye bina na reh saka. Wo bhahi ke nirvastra kandho ko dono hath se pakde unhe khelne de raha tha manchahe ang se. Mooh me jama laar us supade par udel kar ek baar fir unhone usko hontho se chooma aur unhe poora kholti wo us garam khaalviheen hisse ko apne mooh me sama gayi. Ling ki motaai itni adhik thi ki hontho ke khinchaav se he Arjun ko yoni jaisa ehsaas milne laga. Jadd se us moosal ko thaame Dipa bhabhi ne nathune se saanse bharte hue chehra aur aage kiya toh ek tihaai ling he unke kanth se takrata ruk gaya. Wo apni seema jaan chuki thi aur ab wo utne he hisse ko mooh ke andar bahar karne lagi jaise unhone aisa karne ka purv-abhyaas kiya ho. Arjun ko ye sukh jyadatar Madhuri didi, Alka aur Ritu se he mila tha. Kabhi kabhi uski pyaari taai ji bhi uske ling ko aise he chikna karti thi bhitar lene se pehle.
"Aahhh.. Aap toh.. ummm.. aap toh kal mana kar rahi thi ki isko mooh me lena toh dur aur kahi bhi nahi lengi.. Aapne ye kab seekh liya bhabhi? Aahh.. ", Bas itne me he Dipa bhabhi ki saansein jawaab de gayi jo mutthi me pakde hue he jab supade se alag hui toh thodi niraash lag rahi thi.
"Sorry. Ye bahot mota hai aur lagta nahi ki main isko poora le bhi sakungi.", Arjun unki baar sunn kar unhe wapis geeli chaadar par litate hue ek baar fir se unki motti faanko ko choosne ke baad ek maansal jaanth upar uthata hua apne ling ko paniyaai choot ki faanko ke beech daba kar dhire dhire niche jhukta gaya.
"Aapne jo kiya wahi bahot hai bhabhi. Ye batata hai ki aap bhi apna prem dikhane me mujhse peeche nahi. Ahhhh.. Itni garam ho aap."
"Ummm.. araam se Arjun.. aahhhh.. tumhara jhelne me mujhe hafte lagenge.. ooiiiiii..", Abhi bas uska mota supada he Dipa bhabhi ki yoni ko failata hua andar daakhil hua tha lekin Arjun dwara jaangh ko uthane se yoni jyada fail kar utna hissa bhitar sama kar jaise dum bharne lagi thi. Bahot he kaamuk drishya tha wo jaha ye do bejod jism purntaya nirvastra aur khule aasmaan me is vriksh ke saaye tale Dipa bhabhi ka is tarah Arjun se sansarg karna. Dusre hath ne nipple ko masalte hue umetha toh bhabhi ne jordaar siskaari bhari aur thik usi pal Arjun ne agle dhakke me unki kasi hui aur sirf kal he is moosal se chudi yoni ko buri tarah failate hue aadha ling andar utaar diya. Wo cheekhti us se pehle he wo unke hontho ko kabjaye ye teesra dhakka lagata hua apne andkosh tak bhabhi ke kulho ki darar se bhida chuka tha. Sahi maayne me aaj bhabhi ne uske ling ko apne garbh par dabaav banate mehsoos kiya. Wo tadap uthi thi lekin Arjun dwara unke honth choosna aur stann ko masalna us dard me ek khaas ehsaas dene lage. Kuch pal dono bas sthir rahe aur fir Arjun ne kamar bahar khinchne ke sath aadha moosal bahar nikala toh wo ab kaamras me sana damak raha tha. Choot ki laal faanke uske sang lipti bahar aayi aur fir se bhitar sama gayi. Ye karare dhakke aur itna majboot aalingan jaise Dipa bhabhi se sehan na hua. Wo sakhlit hona chahti thi lekin Arjun turant unke upar se uth khada hua. Dipa bhabhi apni yoni ko sehlati hui aahen bharne lagi thi jaha ab faanko ke beech jyada duri aur saaf chhidra saamne tha.
"Yaha niche khadi ho jao na bhabhi. Peeth chhil jaayegi aapki.", Arjun vriksh ke niche vriksh-aasan he karne wala tha aur Dipa bhabhi dard ke bawjood uski sahayta se sidhi khadi hui toh unka ek paanv chabutare par rakhta wo apne ling ke liye unki yoni ko ubhar chuka tha. Unke motte stanno ko apni chhati se chipkate hue usne ek hath se apna kaamdand unki choot ki ubhri faanko par sata kar mude hue ghutne seedhe kar diye.
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"Aahhhh maa.. maar dala nirdayi.. ufff..", Bhabhi ka mukh ab swatantra tha lekin unki naram choot ko buri tarah bhedta hua Arjun ka lund fir se unke garbh se ja takraya. Unke kulho ko masalta hua wo ab khade hue he apni kamar ek khaas taal me upar niche karta hua poore josh se Dipa bhabhi ki jordaar chudaai karne laga tha. Chaude seene se dabte unke chuche kal se he kuch jyada uttejit thi aur aaj toh Arjun jaise bina reham kiye unka samoocha jism he masalne laga. Har jhatke par Dipa bhabhi apne panjo par uchal jaati lekin lambaai kam hone par aisa karti hui wo khud Arjun ki madad he kar rahi thi. Choot ki faanke taral se bhigi sarpat daudte us paun foot se bade ling ki itni abhyast nahi thi jinme ek chees si uthti aur is dauraan unke paseene aur kaamras se bhige gudadwaar me Arjun ki ungli ka pora sama gaya. Peeth ko jakadti hui wo kisi baarish si jhadne lagi thi aur Arjun badstar abhi bhi unhe apne ling ki motaai ka abhyast banane laga.
"Ohhhhh.. thoda araam se baba.. Aaayiiiiiiii.. Ummmm.. Koyi sunn lega aahhh.. Mujhe sambhaal lo Arjun.", Bhabhi ki pukaar ko maan kar wo aise he ling fansaye unki dono jaango ko uthata hua goad me liye us cement ki band tanki tak chala aaya jis par dhoop lagwane ke liye gadda bicha tha. 3 feet unche us adde par bhabhi ka dhadd tikata hua wo unke dono chucho ko muthi me bhar ke masalne laga tha. Ling ab tak unki yoni me kisi nut-bolt sa kasa. Kaamdevi swaroop Dipa bhabhi ke amrit kalash gore se laal ho chale the aur ab unke tane chuchak mooh me bharte hue Arjun ne is aasan me ek baar fir se unki paniyaai choot ko bhedna shuru kar diya. Dono jaise duniya bhulaye bas ek dusre me vileen the aur har dhakke par bhabhi ka sisakna Arjun ko josh dilata raha. Taral kaamras andkosh tak beh kar niche tapakne laga. Thapp-thapp ka swar ghar ke kisi bhi kone se suna ja sakta tha jiske sath Dipa bhabhi ka maje se sitkarna aur har dhakke par 'aahhh' ya 'Arjunnn' kehna. Dilbag badnaseeb tha jo apni itni khoobsurat aur kaamuk biwi ko na pehchaan saka aur na khush rakh saka. Arjun ne apne prem se jaise Dipa bhabhi ko ek naya jiwan de diya tha jisme unhe jiwan ke har rang milne lage.
"Bas karo.. aahhh.. Mujhe bathroom jana hai.. aahhhhhh... Arjunnnnn.. ruk nahi sakti ab main..", Wo uthne lagi thi lekin unki dono janghe apne kandho tak tika kar Arjun toh yoni ke khaas hisse par ragad dene laga tha jise angrezi me 'G spot' kaha gaya. Kandho par taange rakhwaye wo bhabhi ke stanno aur gardan ko choomta choosta apni nayi mohar tabtak banata raha jab tak Dipa bhabhi ne uski baahon par ungliyan na gada di. Aankhen band kiye jaise wo sachmuch he mutra-tyaag karne lagi thi jabki ye unka khaas sakhallan tha us khaas andaaj se ling ki maar karne par. Bhalbhala ke jhadna aur sath Arjun ko bhigona unke liye sharamsaar karne wala pal tha lekin ghode ki tarah einthta Arjun unke stan ka ek hissa mooh me kasta hua is aakhiri dhakke me jadd tak ja ruka. Wo bhi utne he veg se apna veerya unke garbh me garam pichkariyon ki taraf fenkne laga tha. Dono ka ek sath khaali hona aur aisi ghanghor chudaai unhe kuch pal tak nistej karne ke liye bahot thi. Ling ka bhitar phoolna aur ras bahana jaise dard me dawa ka kaam kar gaya. Tanki ki adde par usi mudra me kuch pal jude rehne ke baad Arjun unke seene ko chaat-ta hua gardan se gaalo tak badh chala. Uske moosal me abhi tak purn tanaav tha jis par Dipa bhabhi hairaan thi lekin is tarah Arjun dwara pyaar lutana unhe asli prem-sukh se bhar gaya. Unki jeeb ko apne mooh me bhar kar choosne ka ye adhbhut upkram jism me fir se chintiya daudaane laga. Arjun ne 5-6 baar kamar ko hila kar apne he veerya se labrej us sankari gufa ko bheda toh Dipa bhabhi ke jism ne wo bacha khucha kaamras bhi bahar udel diya. Dipa bhabhi ko ehsaas hua ki Arjun ki tarjani ungli atyadhik chiknaai liye unki guda me gehrai tak utar rahi thi. Ek baar fir unke mooh se siskiyan phooti toh unhone Arjun ko dhakelna chaha.
"Insaan toh nahi ho tum.. aahh.. Choot jalan karne lagi hai meri aur tum peeche ki tayari kar rahe ho.. ummmmm.. bas karo nahi jhel sakti abhi.. chahe raat ko kar lena ya kal din me.. Abhi toh itna jhade ho mere andar...aahh", Arjun ne bhi us kasi hui guda se ungli bahar nikalne ke sath choot ko araam dete hue apna akda hua ling bahar khinch liya. Ek baar ko toh jaise Dipa bhabhi ki choot is khaalipan se dang reh gayi jaise ab wo gufa ban chuki ho. Safed taral ek dhaar me niche tapakne laga.
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"Aapse kaha mann bharega bhabhi.. Main toh aise lagatar 3-4 baar kar sakta hu agar aap sath do toh. Sachmuch aapki choot sooj kar jyada moti ho chuki hai. Agli baar isko araam denge.", Unhe goad me le kar choomta hua wo wapis us tub ki taraf chala aaya. Balti khaali karke saaf paani bharta wo tub me baithi bhabhi ko nihaar raha tha jinhe thoda sukoon mila us thande paani me baithne se. Chucho ka phulaav bhi kuch badh sa gaya tha atyaadhik ragdaai se. Balti se thoda thoda paani un par girata wo sharir saaf karne ke sath 2 ungliya choot me daakhil karta udhar bhi apne nishaan mitane laga. Bhabhi ko toh ye harkat bhi sukhad lag rahi thi aur na chahte hue bhi unhone Arjun ka chehra pakad kar hontho se honth mila diye.
"Pata hai tum agar ek baar kehte fir se karne ko toh main mana na karti. Ye rog laga kar tum toh 20-25 din me chale jaoge, fir main kya karungi?"
"Aaunga na fir sardiyon ki chuttiyon me aur fir holi khelne aapke sath. Waise aaj toh aapne holi jyada kheli mere sath. Pyaar ka ehsaas barkarar rakhna bhabhi, aap kabhi khud ko kamjor nahi paaogi. Aadat toh mujhe bhi aapki hai aur yaad bhi aaogi lekin ye milna tab aur bhi khushnuma rahega jab kuch antraal ke baad aap mujhe aise he aalingan me bhar ke pyaar lutaogi. Inhe sambhaal ke rakhna, mujhe bahot pasand hai ye.", Dono chucho par thanda paani daal kar unki laali kam karta wo bade sneh se unhe sehla raha tha. Dipa bhabhi ab jaise usko apna sarvasva maan chuki thi jo uski besharmi par bhi uske sath muskuraai.
"Tumne aaj sab mere andar he khaali kiya hai aur jaante ho ye samay khatarnaak chal raha hai mahine ke hisaab se. Jinhe tum sambhal ke rakhne ka keh rahe ho, kahi ye aur badh gaye toh mujhse ghar ki dehleej paar na hogi. Tumse jismani sukh toh abhi mila lekin aatma me tum kahi jyada gehre utar chuke ho. Ab aise he nangi bithaye rakhoge kya mujhe? Chalne ki himmat nahi hai mujh me.", Arjun ne unki naak se naak sata kar dono stanno ko halke se masla aur fir toliya la kar unke upar jism ko dhakta hua utha kar unke kamre me aa gaya.
"Main bhi paani daal ke aata hu tab tak aap khud ko paunch lo.", Bhabhi bister ke kinare par baithi toh choot me halki se tees hui lekin ye majedaar ehsaas tha. Unki haalat dekh wo hansa toh uske seene par mukka marti wo bhi hansne lagi.
"Bahot bure ho tum. Dard bhi dete ho aur khushi bhi. Naha lo fir main doodh banati hu."
"Doodh toh aapke abhi nahi aata aur dusra pee kar he aap par kharch kiya hai. Aaya main abhi.", Arjun ne bhi unka nipple chutki se masal diya tha badle me aur wo hansti hui peeche pasar gayi. Agle 10 minute baad dono ekbaar fir se bister par the lekin Arjun pajama pehne bhabhi ke nirvastra jism ko sehlata hua unse baatein kar raha tha. Beech beech me unke chote chumban aur bhabhi ka us par paanv rakh kar lipatna paryapt tha batane ke liye ki ye kaksh utna he Arjun ka ho chuka hai jitna bhabhi ka tha. Jaane se pehle unke jism par dhila gown pehna kar wo unke liye chai bhi bana gaya. Bhabhi itne prem bhare palo ke baad chai se thakaan kam karke kuch pal ke liye sapno me ja chuki thi. Ghar abhi bhi waise he band tha jaise pehle.
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Shaam halki gehrane ke sath he mausam me ab hawa thandi hone lagi thi. Us par is khule bagiche se hisse me 2-3 safed roshni wale bulb apna prakash badhane lage jaha khule paani ke bade tank ke kinare dharidar nikkar me bhiga baitha Vishnu apne paanv ke dabaav se ek khaas laye me upar aate Inder ko wapis paani me daba deta. Jaane ye kaisi kasrat thi in dono ki lekin dono ke he jism adhed umar ke bawjood yuvaon se bhi behtar tarashe hue aur majboot jaan padte the. Vishnu ki pindaliyan paani se bahar jhaankti toh us par pathar si ubhri machliyaan saaf najar aati. Aur Narinder jaise ek spring ki tarah lambvat paani me leta uske anusar he kabhi satah par aata toh kabhi wapis gehraai me. Dono bas beech beech me muskura uthte. Ek taraf maddim aanch par patile me pakte murge ki sondhi mehak hawa me failne lagi thi aur inhe jaise gyaat tha ke wo abhi thoda aur pakne wala hai. Lekin agle he pal Vishnu ka jism chhapaak ki jordaar awaaj karta us 5 feet gehra paani me ja gira.
"Kyon be jhaantu, aaj tere kaano me mael jama hai kya jo aahat na sunaai padi. Oh teri ki.. toh ye charkha tujhe jhula jhula raha tha.", Ye Shankar tha jo joote bahot pehle he utaar kar shararti bache ki tarah dabe paanv idhar aaya tha. Abhi wo haud ke kinare khada andar jhaank kar Narinder ko dekh raha tha ki Vishnu diwar se chipka hua usko bagal se khinch kar paani me patakta hua dur teir gaya.
"Hahaha.. kya piddi aur kya piddi ka shorba. Abe andkosh ki badi goli, tu na sudharne wala. Sala main samjha wo policia kutta murge ki gandh se idhar aaya hoga par ye toh lomad nikla.. Haan hain ye bhi thaanedar ki fasal.. Kyun kacha sath laaya hai ya aaj bhi nanga baithne me sharam nahi maanta?", Shankar sambhal kar apni haalat dekh raha tha kyonki uska safed kurta pajama ab kisi kaam ka na raha tha.
"Behanchod.. kaand kar diya be tune jhaant ke baal. Meri chain gir gayi lagta hai aur wo maa ne di thi.", Ab Vishnu furti se dubki lagata udhar lapka jidhar Shankar ko giraya tha. Aur yaha wo Shankar ki chaal me fansa jisne usko kamar se pakad kar peeche uchaal diya. Atchi baat thi ki ye paani ka tank koyi 25 feet lamba aur 20 ke lagbhag chauda tha.
"Hahaha.. tu sachmuch aaj bhi dimaag se paidal hai be.", Shankar usko dekhne kareeb gaya toh Vishnu turant uchal kar uske gale lagta sath he paani me doob gaya. Chand lamho me he dono gardan tak paani me doobe ek dusre ko kass ke jakde the.
"Aaj bhi teri goli barabar majboot hai londe. Sala ye doctor kam aur pehalwan jyada lagta hai Inder. Main toh socha tha koyi takla, chasma lagaya hua khaansta sa insaan hoga par Kavita madam ki kasam ye nira sona pada hai aaj bhi."
"Kavita ke naam ki mutth lagaai kya tune kabhi? Tu toh pehle se bhi badhiya dikhta hai be Vishi.. Jara dekhne toh de atche se. Kya baat hai, aaj bhi kote ka khiladi he dikhta hai.. Hahaha..Chal tujhe kisi se milwata hu.", Vishnu ko sath liye wo diwar tak aaya toh Inder ne he dono ko hath de kar araam se aane me madad ki. Kamar pe toliya lapet kar Narinder toh bhitar se nanga he chalne laga tha par Vishnu ne kacha utaar kar pajama pehan liya tha jabki Shankar ko koyi parwaah he na tha. Pedo ke jhurmutt se bahar nikle toh 3 chaarpyai bichi thi jaha Daleep, Walia ji, Rajkumar ji aur Dharampal ji joote khol kar baithe the jo inke aate he khade ho gaye.
"Ye toh mota ho gaya be Shankar. Daleep bhai dhyaan hai ya peit ke sath dimaag bhi mota ho gaya. Hahaha. Pairi pauna daar ji.. Raju bhaiya charan saparsh. Hamare krishi pramukh Dharampal ji... Aho bhagya ke aapse mulakaat hui.", Vishnu ne Daleep se hath milane ke baad baaki teeno ke paanv chhuye the jinhone uske bhige hone ke bawjood Daleep ki tarah hanste hue gale lagaya. Inder bhi charo se milne ke baad peehche bane 2 kamro ke ghar me ghus gaya. Wo Shankar ke liye dhoti aur toliya liye wapis lauta aur ek hath me kaanch ke 7-8 gilaas.
"Abe isko sehat kehte hai choosi hui guthli lekin yaad-dasht teri aaj bhi nariyal ke teil si hai. Pata he nahi tha ke Shankar ye surprise dene wala hai aur dekho Walia ji ye toh dubki bhi maar aaye. Bhai aaya hai ye bata diya hota toh jashn thoda jordaar rakhte bhai.", Daleep Vishnu ko sath liye he khaat par baith gaya jabki itni der me Shankar ne kapde utaar kar dhoti lapet li thi, bina sharam kiye. Rajkumar ji ne apne chote bhai ki madad karte hue us lakdi ki badi mej par baraf ka dabba, thande paani ka 15 liter wala kanastar aur salaad raaita saja diya. Walia ji Vishnu ko dekh kar utne he khush the jitne baaki sabhi.
"Chalo fir aisi sehat meri bhi banwa dena aur jashn aaj meri taraf se thik waise he bharva murge wala jaisa sabko pasand tha. Daar ji aapke liye toh titar bhi pakaya hai. Kismat badhiya thi ki raste me he ek ladka mil gaya jo titar aur bater bech raha tha. Waise Dharam bhai sahab, aapki jarurat padegi mujhe is bagiche aur khet ko hara bhara banane ke liye. Ab mera thikana yahi hai jo hai.", Vishnu Inder ko kaam karta dekh khud he paraat aur patila liye us taraf chala gaya jaha usne murga chadhaya hua tha aur ek salaakh par poora murga sik raha tha. Kapde ki madad se murga paraat me daal kar Vishnu ne pal bhar me he usko bakhubi kaat kar aise saja diya tha jaise wo 5 sitara hotel ka khaansama ho. Dhuan chhodta taja murga dekh bas uski mehak se he Walia ji Vishnu ke mureed ho chale the.
"Bhai aisa murga tu roj khilayega na toh Pal ki jagah main tera khet saja dunga. Hahaha.. Yaar laanat hai ke tujhse barso baad mil bhi apne sehar rahe hai aur sewa bhi tujhse karwa rahe hai.", Walia ji ne ek chota sa tukda chakha toh bas tareef unke chehre par aayi khushi ne he kar di.
"Na na.. Daar ji main koyi sewa thodi na kar raha hu aur ab sara kaam ye dhoti-dhari baaman karega jisne kabhi college time ek tinka na toda. Cooler khiska le Shankar aur peg bhi tu he banayega. Waise Inder keh raha tha ke Shankar ka sala bhi aane wala hai.", Shankar ne bhi turant ek taraf stand pe khada wo cooler khiska kar sahi jagah karne ke baad chalu kar diya. Waise toh uski aavashyakta na thi lekin makhi machhar dur rakhne ke hisaab se wo sahi tha, lagbhag be-awaaj.
"Rajesh jara masroof tha kyonki kal Shankar ki saasu maa aur biwi Himachal jaa rahe hai. Waise wo kareeb he hai aur bagal wale khet mere hai jaha pehle mehfil lagti rehti thi par atcha hai ke thikana mil gaya. Tere saare paudhe kal he 407 me bhar ke main pahucha dunga bhai aur yaha 6 majdoor bhi rehte hai gaushala ki taraf toh unke sath mere khet wale bhi laga denge. Waise bhi main aajkal araam he kar raha hu. Shankar thoda dekh ke daaliyo bhai kahi ghar jaane laayak na rahu.", Daleep ne jab Shankar ko ek he bottle me 7 peg bana kar khatam karte dekha toh maathe par bal padd gaye.
"4 bottle hai bhai apne paas aur baaki gaadi me 2-3 mil jaani agar kam padi toh. Aaj Walia ji aur Pal bhai bhi ghar se chhutti le kar aaye hai. Bhabhi ji rishtedari me gayi hai aur masterni ji bacho ke sath peehar. Waise Gajju ko phone kiya tha maine idhar aane se pehle.", Shankar ne pehla jaam furti se bana diya tha aur itni he deri me Narinder 2 plate me titar daal kar le aaya. Rajkumar ji bhi ab dhaaridar ghutno tak ke kache me the jinhone kuch pyaaj cheel kar paani bhare bhagone me dubo diye.
"Gajju na aata be Shankar. Pehle he wo 15 din kaam pe na gaya aur 2 din me usne aadha kaam bhi na dekha hoga. Waise Pal bhai gudiya ki shaadi ki tareekh kya nikli?", Narinder ne jo kaha tha wo uchit tha aur Shankar ne bhi sabki taraf wo thande jaam sarka diye. Kuch bolne se pehle sabne Vishnu ke naam par ye gilaas takraye aur ek ghoont me aadha khatam karte he murge titar par toot pade.
"Arre bhai byaah toh 2 mahine baad ka rakh rahe the fir tara dooba hua bataya toh tumhari bhabhi ne samdhi ke ghar baatchit karke nayi taarikh nikalwaayi. 10 october ko vivaah karyakram sunischit hua hai Jyoti ka. Arjun ko sath leke jana tha udhar par wo gaanv chala gaya toh main bhi nahi gaya. Shrimati ji he bacho ke sath udhar gayi thi aur waha se peehar.", Ekaek idhar bhi Arjun ka naam sunn kar Vishnu pehle Inder ko dekhne laga fir jaam ka chota sa ghoont bharte Shankar ko. Rajkumar ji ne he aaj pehli cigratte sulgaai thi jisko ek kash baad he unhone Dharampal ji ke hawale kar diya.
"Oh bhai Pal ye Arjun idhar hota toh hamari shrimati ji ghar se nikalti kya? Annu bitiya ki kami ek din na khali thi mujhe aur sardarni ko sirf Arjun puttar ki wajah se. Ab aadat bigaad ke aap toh nikal liya malang gaanv ghoomne. Toh kya gul khila raha hai wo udhar? Suna hai ke kisi sidh taantrik ko usne chunoti de kar akhaade me atche se dhulaai kar di waha.", Walia ji ko bhi jaankari thi thodi bahot.
"Haan ab taqat badhegi toh kahi toh niklegi Walia ji. Par dekhne wala lamha tha wo jab pehli baar maa aur papa bhi bebas dikhe the aur jisko usne chunoti di thi wo shaitaan tha, 7 feet uncha aur naag sa kala shaitaan. Arjun ne maa aur papa ko niraash na kiya Walia ji aur mujhe naaj hai mere bete pe jisne apne pita se bhi badhkar johar dikhaya, sirf maa aur papa ke liye. 2 bade gaanv ek kar diye udhar, khiladiyon ko antarashtriya ster ka stadium dilwa diya Raj-mehal aur papa ki taraf se, dada ji ka naam dargaah pe wapis laga diya aur aaj toh kanya maha-vidhyalaya ki neev bhi rakh di usne jo dada ji ka sapna tha par poora na kar sake the.", Shankar ne ek saans me he sabkuch keh dala tha aur fir jaam khali karke salaad ki plate hath me utha kar khire-kakdi ka swaad lene laga.
"Pandit ji sahi kehte hai ki uski kshmata wo bhi nahi jaan paaye aur upar se wo chela bhi Aacharya Pramod Shastri jaisi vikhyaat hasti ka hai jiske liye log mahine pratiksha karte hai par maine unhe shaadi aur us se pehle lagbhag roj he apne idhar dekha. Jaise wo bhi mere, Pal ya baaki sabki tarah uske prem bandhan me bandh kar baaki duniya bhula chuke. England me Annu bitiya ko kuch pareshani hui thi jo sahi se toh mujhe nahi pata lekin Arjun ne raat ke 3 baje usko surakshit kar diya, itni dur baithe hue bhi. Jaha college me usko hostel na mil raha tha ab wo udhar he special kamre me rehti hai jaha har suvidha hai rasoi, fridge, hall aur bathroom jaisi. Annu bahot khush thi jab meri kal baat hui toh. Raju ka bhi alag laadla hai wo jisko ye pehle scooter pe aage khada karke frooti dilwata tha fir daftar jata tha. Har eitwaar bade park me iski shaam Arjun, Alka aur Sanjiv ke sath hoti thi.", Walia ji yaha Vishnu ki dar par bhi ateet aur vartmaan ke Arjun ki charcha karne lage the.
"Main na kal raat se ye Arjun puraan sunn raha hu daar ji. Ab ya toh is se milwa do nahi toh iski charcha matt karo. Nashe me milne jana toh waise bhi thik na lagega. In dono ne jaane kaunse punya kar diye jo mujhe toh na dikhe kabhi fir bhi aisi badhiya aulaad naseeb hui. Aur Daleep bhai tum na kuch bol rahe Arjun ki ijjat me?", Ab na chahte hue bhi Shankar ko hansne ke sath khaansi ho uthi. Daleep sakpaka gaya lekin yaha sab uske apne he the jinke sath uska bachpan, jawani aur vartmaan badhiya kat raha tha. Ye pariwar tha chahe ghar alag alag he kyun na the.
"Paani pee Shankar.. Tujhe kya hua ye baat toh Daleep se kar raha tha aur tu aise hansa jaise Arjun ne andhere me Daleep ki maar li ho.", Walia ji bhi aise mahol me khul kar masti kar lete the aur maar lene wali baat sunn kar Rajkumar ji aur Dharampal ji bhi hansne se na bache.
"Uhhh.. Daleep tu he bata de tere sath Arjun ka meetha rishta. Walia ji ye toh bas Arjun Arjun he karta rehta hai aur wo hai ki iske gale nahi lagta.. Hahaha..", Shankar maje lene ke sath paani pee kar khud ko bhi durust kar chuka tha par ab sabki najre Daleep par jami thi aur Narinder bhi jaise jaan na chahta tha ke aisa kya gazab kar diya Arjun ne iske sath.
"Hans le bhai tu bhi hans le lekin hum dono jaante hai ki hamari galti ko sudhaar kar uske badle khushiyan dene wala Arjun he hai. Ek tarah se main toh badle ke chakkar me pariwar he khatam kar chuka tha lekin Arjun ka jitna jaap karu utna kam he hai is baat se inkaar nahi. Aaj ghar jata hu toh biwi poora dhyaan deti hai aur meri beti itna khush toh shayad tab bhi nahi thi jab wo State ke liye chuni gayi thi. Wo kam umar me he pariwar ke maamle me yaha baithe sabhi logo se behtar hai, bura matt maan na Walia ji aur Pal bhai par ye sach hai aur aap log toh khud uski kami mehsoos karte hai. Haan bas ek vakya hua tha jis par ye Shankar mere maje leta rehta hai aur wo meri he galti hai ki main Manju ki niji jagah par bina bataye chala gaya. Khair chhod wo sab aur ab Vishnu tu bata bhai ke mere ghar kab aa raha hai?", Baaki kisi ne bhi aage koyi sawal na kiya tha kyonki yaha beti ka jikar hua tha aur pariwar ka bhi.
"Kal he chalte hai aur is bahane se bhabhi aur bitiya se bhi mil lunga. Par shaam ko tum he lene aana bhai, rasta nahi pata mujhe. Waise bitiya khiladi hai kya?"
"Wo toh main aa he jaunga jab shaam ko khet pe aana he hai. Haan pehle baskeball ki khiladi thi aur ab wo tairaaki ke state trial de rahi hai. Arjun ki bhaavi patni ki nigraani me wo abhi se state samay ke barabar pahuch chuki hai. Inder jitni he lambi hai aur swabhaav bilkul apni maa pe gaya hai, pal me garam pal me naram. Waise bas kheti ka he vichaar hai kya?"
"Vichar toh shuru se he kheti aur baagbani ka tha lekin thoda late ho gaya bhai. Ab Shankar aur Inder ne mera sapna mujhe sakaar karke diya hai toh is 5 ekad ko apna khoobsurat jungle bana kar he rahunga. Paani ki lambi kataro ke beech papite ke vriksh, aam ke ghane aur vividh peid, angoor ki bele aur mausmi sabjiyan. Idhar ek prakritik ghar banaunga jisme cooler heater ki darkaar na ho. Haan.. ek chota sa akhada bhi jaha aapke aur in dono gotto ke sath kabhi kabhar dangal karke mitti me mitti hone ka maja bhi lenge.", Vishnu ka varnan sunn kar Shankar aur Inder ka us par bada naaj ho raha tha. Ye insaan jitna kathor bana tha utni he narmi se wapis waisa he lauta tha jaisa wo jaante the.
"Byaah ka irada nahi hai kya? Meri najar me hai kuch atchi samajhdar mahilaayen. Ek toh mere apne nana ki he sabse chhoti beti hai. Vivaah hua tha takriban 20 baras pehle lekin baraat vida hui tabhi durghatna me wo vidhwa ho gayi thi. Nana naani toh rahe nahi aur uske bhai videsh ja base. Bahot kaha ke mere sath yaha reh le lekin kehti hai ki uske kadam ashubh hai.", Walia ji ne jaam khatam karke rakh diya tha jinke sath baaki bache logo ne bhi siwaye Vishnu ke jo bade gor se sab sunn raha tha.
"Mujhe bina dekhe he pasand hai rishta daar ji. Bas main vyavsaaye ya shehar me nahi rehna chahta. Unhe agar manjoor ho toh baat chalaye fir dekhte hai 2 ashubh mil kar vigyaan ka sidhaant sahi karte hai ya ganit ka.", Ab hairaan hone ki baari baaki sabki thi.
"Tu toh keh raha tha ke tujhe shaadi byaah ke chakkar me he nahi padna bhai?"
"Ye kaha tha ke mujhe aajtak pyaar nahi hua aur na maine naari-sukh ki kaamna ki hai. Par jo daar ji ne bataya hai na toh is se badhiya rishta na milne wala par usme saamne wali ki sehmati aur meri is eklauti maang ka samavesh ho tabhi kuch hoga nahi toh main toh tabhi yahi rahunga jaise ab hu. Jiwan 50 tak toh kaise bhi kat jata hai lekin uske baad koyi toh hona chahiye na jiske sath apne banaye sansaar ko dekh kar khush hua ja sake."
"Bahot khoob Vishnu, bahot sahi baat kahi tumne. Meri behan bhi gramin parivesh ki aadi hai ab, nana ke 7-8 kille sambhalti hai aur yahi wajah hai ki wo shehar me jitne meri jaankari ke vidhur ya avivahit the kisi se rishtey ke liye nahi maani. Jameen abhi patte par di hai jab tumhari bhabhi udhar gayi hai sab jaanch-padtaal karne. Isko sanjog bolte hai chote bhai, sanjog. Tumhare bina ye jameen bhi sooni thi, Inder-Shankar ke jiwan me bhi kuch khalipan tha aur dekho tumhare baaki sapno ke sath budhape me kisi apne ke sath rehne ki tamanna bhi mel khaa gayi. Kuljeet mana nahi karegi.", Ab is baat par Shankar ne turant he fir se sabke liye jaam bana daale.
"Ye jaam mere yaar ke naam."
"Oh thehro mere Bhole bhandari.. Yaar toh ab aaye hai aur gilaas wo khaali hai jo mere liye laya gaya tha. Toh aane ki jaankari dene se toh bach gaye shrimaan prabhu narayan swami lekin jashan me shareek toh hum ho kar he rahenge. Jiyo mere maati ke mohan. Kaisa hai bhai tu.?", Umed ne jis tarah se baithe hue Vishnu ko goad me utha liya tha ek baar jordaar taaliyan baji thi aur uske mana karne ke bawjood Umed ne usko apne kandhe par baitha liya.
"Abe tu Umed he hai kya daanav praani? Bhai abhi ghar pariwar aur meri shaadi ki baat chali hai, haath paanv todd ke lambi chhuti par na bhej diyo.", Vishnu ko uthaye Umed ne toh dusra hath upar karke bhangda he daal diya tha.
"Hahaha.. haddi toote murgo ki aur chhutti hum leke aaye hai aaj. Shankar ne bataya toh 100 kilometer ek ghante me paar aur idhar tera yaar. Walia ji ram rama. Pal bhai daaru ko salaam aur Raju ji aap aise he gatakte raho jaam. Daleep ka kaam tamaam, jab bhabhi nashe me dekh kootegi pichwada dhdadam dhadaam. Aur tu kya hans raha hai be Inder, tujhe ghoda bana ke main lagaunga lagaam.", Umed ne saari gambhirta utaar fenki thi mahol ki aur 8 gilaas khade khade he takraaye jaha Vishnu abhi bhi uske kandhe par baitha tha aur ek saans me khatam karke ab sabhi log Umed se mil rahe the jo atayadhik prasann tha.
"Moj kar di re daanav tune toh sabki lanka laga ke. Maja aa gaya mere bhai tujhe dekh ke."
"Maja he toh bacha hai baaki toh jiwan andkosh aur jannaang ke kesho jaisa hai mitra. Hum ling hai, tagde ling..", yahi naam rakha gaya tha aapsi baatchit me Umed ka. Aur ab ye saadhe 6 feet ka daanav sabke sath shamil ho kar jashn ko aur badha chuka tha. Jaam bann ne ke dauraan halki roshni me Vishnu ke chehre par ludhakte un 2 aansuon ko sabse pehle saamne baithe Shankar ne he dekha jo uth kar uske gaal par ungli rakhta hua aise unhe saaf karne laga jaise Vishnu koyi naajuk bacha ho ya Shankar ke liye jatil operation. Vishnu ne badle me bas uska hath pakad kar pehle hontho se lagaya aur apne maathe se. Ek taraf se Umed aur fir Inder ne bhi usko apne aagosh me bhar liya. Rundhe gale se Vishnu bas itna he keh paya.
"Maaf karna bhai ye pariwar chhod kar bhaagne ki galti karke maine tum sabka dil dukhaya aur aaj main jab thaka-hara lauta bhi toh mere paas 4 ki jagah 8 kandhe hai sar rakhne ke liye. Jaanta hu Umed tujhe bhi meri jarurat thi us pal lekin maine bas swarth ke chalte apna he dukh dekha. Main sath hota toh kya pata dukh utne na hote mere aur tumhare hisse. Shayad behtar sehan kar sakte mil kar. Aaj tumne mujhe mere sapno ka ghar diya, wo sabhi yaadein aur daar ji ne toh bade bhai ki tarah rishtey ki baat kar di. Maaf karna mere bhai.", Ab pehli dafa tha ki muskurate hue Inder ki aankhen bhi namm thi aur kuch yaad karke Umed ki bhi. Walia ji ne bade he sneh se Vishnu ka sar sehlaya toh baaki sab alag ho gaye. Rajkumar ji ne apne hatho se usko paani pila kar thanda kiya.
"Ajju.. wo kehta tha ki Inder ke sath jitna wo utna Vishnu. Aur teri is patti ki niche tu uska he naam chhipaye hai na jaisa dusre par Inder ka dikh raha hai? Walia ji toh tab bhi apne bade bhai the aur Pal bhaiya ke sath teri jamti bhi bahot thi par tujhe mere sath hona toh chahiye tha Vishi.. Ajju ko khone ke baad ye Shankar pagla gaya tha, Raju bhaiya ne khud ko duniya se alag kar liya tha aur Inder toh khud abhi lauta hai ghar wapis. Main akela tha jabki tujhe jo nuksaan hua uske bhi jimmewar sab the par tha tu pariwar me he. Ye jameen kabhi bhi Shankar ya Inder naam nahi thi, farad aur kaagaj dekh liyo chahe. Registery wali jagah mere papa ne tera naam wala khana khaali rakha tha. Gaushala ki jagah Shankar ki aur barabar ka ye tera tha toh humne tujhe kya de diya be jab ye tera he tha. Dukh ka ilaaj nahi hai jab wo kisi apne ko khone se hua ho par eksath rehne se hum naye seere se ek badlaav la sakte hai. Jaanta hai meri gaadi Shankar ke yaha khadi hai aur mujhe chacha ji chhod kar gaye hai sirf ye sunn kar ki tu laut aaya hai. Bas wo tujhse tabhi milenge jab tera dil kare. Jitne naukri par rahe unhone tujhe dhoondne ki koshish jaari rakhi, fir Walia ji ne aur abhi Sanjiv ki shaadi ke samay Inder ne saaf kar diya tha ke wo sabse pehle tujhe he leke aane ka vaada kiya tha. Tu apne he ghar aaya hai mere bhai, apne ghar hum sabke paas. Sala tab bhi iska rona nahi band hota tha jab maa iske liye laddu bhijwaati thi. Maaf toh hume karna ki tujhe dhoondne me itni deri ki. Chal ab jaam utha aur ye ghar wapsi ke naam, sabke pyaar aur Ajju ke naam.", Umed ne he gilaas uthaya tha jiska anusaran sabhi ne kiya. Vishnu jhempte hue muskura raha tha jab Inder ko apni aankhen saaf karte dekha aur fir usne apni kalaai par bandhi wo aadha inch chaudi patti utaar kar ek taraf fenk di jaha likha tha Arjun.
"Main kya kehta hu daar ji aur Raju bhai, ye mehfil ka adda na wo aage banayenge jaha charo taraf paani hoga aur chhatt baans ki. Sabke liye Shankar jaisi saaf dhoti rakhunga main idhar aur jo bhi shamil hoga wo upar se nanga aur niche dhoti. Nange paanv paani ki dhara me chalte hue waha pahuchenge aur nimbu namak laga taja papita aur apni ugaai taja salaad. Ye Gajraaj ke paas bahot se sansadhan hai na toh tarantaal jaisa kuch bana daalenge. Saamne gaiya (cow) ki sewa aur peeche bhaiya ki."
"Seedha bol na ke byaah hone ke baad tu apni joru ke saamne hume daaru na pilane wala.", Narinder ne taang khinchaai shuru kar di thi.
"Hahaha.. Wo toh sochna padega na bhai lekin biwi se kuch chupana nahi chahiye. Uske liye he toh wo ghar banaunga jaha se wo mujhe har taraf dekh sake. Par mehfil aaj shuru hui hai eitwaar wale din toh har eitwaar ye aise he lagegi jisme sabhi aamantarit hai."
"Bas toh fir main toh har mahine 2 baar pakka hu idhar aur main aaunga toh Pal aur Raju bhi sath honge."
"Main toh har roj he idhar hu bhai, baaki Vishnu 6 din mere sath mere khet pe pee sakta hai.", Daleep ne jaise he ye kaha is baar Narinder ne usko lapak liya.
"Aur wo beti waali baat ab bhool gaye nashe me?"
"Sorry.. udhar nahi pee sakte.. Haan mil sakte hai har roj. Wo thikana waise beti nahi Arjun ka hai aur udhar main kya khud Arjun ka baap nahi ja sakta. Toh bhai main toh mahine ke har eitwaar pakka hu baaki mere sath Inder toh hoga he."
"Kisi kisi din hum isko hamare thikane bhi le ja sakte hai tab aap log iske bina he mehfila saja lena. Kyu be Gajju, taang tudwane ke baare me kya khayaal hai?"
"Hahaha.. uske baad bhi iski taang tooti kya Shankar?"
"Shrimaan behanchod ye wali taang 6 baar toot chuki hai aur idhar wali 2 baar. Waise main bhi kuch batana chahta tha sabko. Mera bada bhai agle mahine yaha aane wala hai aur Bhole teri jimmewari hai usko kaise bhi karke Vishnu ke thikane le kar aane ki."
"Tera bada bhai? Tum toh khud daanav ho aur ye tumse bada kaun ho gaya Gajraaj?", Hairaan toh sabhi the lekin Vishnu ki baat sunn kar Inder aur Shankar ek dusre ko dekh hansne lage the kyonki wo sachmuch bada he toh tha.
"Oh bhai Vishnu pooch he mat tu uske baare me. Jab aayega ye sawaal tu khud kar liyo aur agar main daanav lagta hu toh wo bhai mahadaanav hai, nahi mahapurush bol bhai. Sala kahi dur baithe bhi vichaar padh raha hoga toh dandit na kar de anuj bol kar. Shankar ka toh kandha abhi bhi dukh raha jaha usne bas halke se dabaya tha aur hum khud ko bhayankar kutte rakh kar jaane kya samajhte hai par hamare Sambhav ji toh bhediyon ka jhund le kar ghoomte hai wo bhi bina kisi ko janjir pehnaaye. Baraf badha bhai Bhole, agraj ko yaad karne se he peg garam ho gaya."
"Ye sach keh raha hai Walia ji aur wo Arjun ka guru hai jiske baare me 2 din pehle tak papa ko bhi kuch maloom na tha. Par uski Vishnu se jarur jamegi kyonki dono ye dhyaan aur yog ke sath yudh kaushal ke gyaani hai. Shankar tu iski gaa... sorry iska pichwada atche se todiyo bhai. Isne mujhe takkar maari thi saand ki tarah.", Narinder ne fir se Vishnu ko hansa diya tha aisa bol kar aur Shankar ne bhi sar se sar bhida kar pyaar se halki takkar jama di.
"Abe teri lugaai kal jaane wali hai aur tu raat mere paas rukega?"
"Haan kyonki meri lugaai bhai wapis bhi aayegi. Shaam ko he mil ke aaya hu us se. Tu teri wali ke liye Walia ji ke paanv daba, saawan me waise bhi jhingur bahot shor machate hai. Tera number unme se na ho."
"Abe sharam karo tum dono. Wo Walia ji ki behan hai aur tum aisi baatein kar rahe ho.", Umed ke jhidakne par khud Walia ji hansne lage the.
"Kyun bhai Umed wo behan hone se pehle aurat hai aur ye uska pati banega toh kya meri wajah se us se pyaar nahi karne wala? Subah hote he baat karta hu aur bina dhoom dhadake ke bas chat-pat tera byaah Vishnu. Fir tu jhingur ban ya siyaar ya jo dil kare bas zindagi ko jee. is sadak par aage Daleep aur idhar hum hai. Tu kendra hai ab hamara. Bana vi doctor peg, ajj tah roti Umed banau.", Is masti majaak me aaj bahot kuch hua tha. Dard, pyaar, gile shikwe lekin aakhir me baraf pighal kar sirf pyaar he bacha tha, sacha pyaar. Is raat me inme se koyi bhi hosh me rehne nahi wala tha kyonki Umed bhi VAT 69 ki 4 bottle leta aaya tha.
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Jaha gaanv me Arjun Krishneshwar ji ke saath samay kaat-ta hua badi he chahat liye Anamika chachi ko kaam me masroof dekh raha tha jinke aaspas Roshni bua, Sanjida ji, Aanchal ke sath Laali aur uski maa thi, wo bas pratiksha kar sakta tha. Lekin ek alag he najara uske ghar pe tha raat ke 9 bajne par. Market se kharidi ke sath sath bahar ka khana karke lauti sabhi ladkiyan kuch jyada he khush thi. Apne kapdo ko bag me rakhne ke liye Ritu daudti hui upar apne kamre me gayi toh abhi waha aur koyi na tha. Ghar par kisi bhi purush ki gair maujdgi me usne aanan faanan me he khaas Arjun ko dikhane ke liye kharidi wo patli doriyon wali ghutno tak ki jheeni dress sabhi vastra tyaag kar jism par pehan li thi. Gorvarn aur durlabh sharirik kaya wali Ritu aaj pehli baar ek pashchatya paridhaan me khud ko dekh kar sharmaane he lagi thi. Patle kapde ke upar sirf Arjun ke samaran se he uske paine chuchak ubhar chuke the jo is kaale rang ki wajah se utne adhik toh nahi dikhte the par bhitar koyi anya vastra na hone se uske pusht ubhaar aur gori baahen damakti hui jaise khoobsurti ko bamushkil shabdo me bayaan karti. Apne bandhe baalo ko khol kar kandhe se saamne rakhti wo aisa mehsoos kar rahi thi ki thik uske peeche Arjun khada hai.
"Uff.. Jaan lene ka irada hai kya tera jaalim? Koyi itna khoobsurat kaise ho sakta? Tera ye jo til hai na Ritu, aaj pehli baar aise khula dikh raha hai aur tu salwar kameej ke liye bani he nahi hai. Maine tujhse jyada mehnat ki lekin kuch toh alag hai tujhme jo mehnat se bhi mumkin nahi. Dekh ye Arjun ki di hui chain kin ghaatiyon ke beech fansi hai.", Ritu itna khud me khoyi thi ki kamre me daakhil hone ke baad usko band karke peeche se baahon me bhar ke khadi Alka ko pehle dekh he na saki. Par Alka he toh aks thi uska jo parwah se jyaada pyaar karti thi is se. Kandhe par Alka ki thuddi tiki dekh wo darpan me dekhte hue jaise sharmaayi toh us se ek inch unchi uski is aatma ne uske gore thande gaalo ko aaine me dekhte hue he choom liya.
"Alka.. rehne de na yaar. Waise kya ye Aaru ko pasand aayegi? Kal raat tujhe he sambhalna hai, Aarti toh usko dekh ke sab bhool jaayegi.", Ritu ke chehre par badhti laali ko dekh Alka uske samtal mulayam peit ko us fisalte vastra ke upar se he sehlati hui vaksho ki talhatti par aa ruki.
"Tu Aaru ki baat kar rahi hai Ritu? Imaan toh Preeti ka bhi dol jaaye tujhe aise dekh le toh. Main hamesha se he tujhe aur mujhe aise he dekhna chahti thi. Shukar hai na daadi ne ye dekhi nahi."
"Teri wali toh dikha jara pehan kar.", Ritu ne bhi halke se apne gaal ko Alka ke gaal se sehlate hue uske hath ko wahi pakad liya tha.
"Chhodegi toh try karungi. Waise Tara aur Aarti toh maa ke sath chachi ke kamre me chali gayi. Ye mere wali safed hai thik tere style me.", Alka toh Ritu ke saamne us se bhi kahi adhik he diler thi jisne kurti ke sath bra ko bhi bister par fenk diya. Kitne unnat aur sakht uroj the uske, thik Ritu jaise aur dono ke chuchak bhi patle gulabi ubhre hue kisi nashtar se tikhe. Kamar Ritu se bhi 2 inch kam lekin kulhe 2 inch jyada. Salwaar utaar kar wo bas us jheeni laal panty me khadi apne kulho tak lambe baalo se rubbar nikaal rahi thi jabki Ritu ki aankhen waise he uske kathor stanno ke hilne dulne par kendrit. Safed paridhaan dhaaran karte he wo kisi videshi pari si jaan padti thi jiske pankh adrishya the. Aisi kamniya kaya par sirf seene se kasa hua wo ghutno tak ka maadak paridhaan pehne wo palti toh khud Ritu ne he uski lambi julfon ko apne jaise baayen vaksh ke saamne saja diya. Idhar bhi wo kamar tak he lambe the, kuch jyada he reshmi aur ghane. Alka muskura kar dono ko he aaine me niharne lagi jaha kala safed mil kar duniya poori karta tha jis par sirf aur sirf Arjun ka adhikaar tha.
"Tumhara mukabla toh main kya Preeti bhi nahi karti. Ye curves kisi bhi balerina ko tumhare saamne feeka kar de Alka. Aur mujhse jyada tum janchti ho aise one piece me. Kitna taraash liya hai na tumne khud ko.", Ritu aaine ki jagah ab Alka ki kamar se hath fislaati hui uske gudaaj lachile kulho par tikaye the. Unki lajjatt thi he aisi ki Arjun hamesha Alka ke peeche chipka rehta tha aur yaha Ritu bhi unhe dabati hui jaise har hisse ka jaayja lene lagi. Alka shuruaat me he haavi hoti thi us par lekin baad me khel hamesha he Ritu ke hatho me rehta tha. Gale par Ritu ki saansein aur uska itne majbooti se kulho ko thaamna Alka ko darpan me Arjun dikhane laga tha. Khule seene par ubhri wo golakar stanno ki uthaan par ekaek Ritu ke geele chumban ne Alka ko uske gale lagne par majboor kar diya.
"Ohhhhhh.. bas kar Ritu.. yaha Arjun nahi hai aur time bhi galat.. Please..", Ritu ne uski baat se inkaar karte hue dono kulho ko prithak karte hue kaan ki lo par jivha tika di. Alka ke maathe aur seene par halka paseena ubhar aaya tha bas itni se harkat se.
"Tu Aaru ki baat karti hai, us se pehle tu meri hai na Alka? Kya ye galat hai?"
"Isss.. nahi.. bas .. ummmmmm", Alka ne khud he apne honth Ritu se jodd kar uske kulho ko bhi thaam liya. Dono lagbhag samaan kad-kaathi aur kaalpanik se jismo ke maalkin jab aapas me judi toh jaise bijli ka connection poora ho gaya. Ye kuch jyada he jordaar sampark tha jo darwaje par lagatar hoti dastak ke bawjood tabhi toota jab unke naam pukare gaye. Alka madhosh si bas Ritu ko nihaar rahi thi jisne alag hone se pehle bas uske maathe ko chooma aur bathroom ka ishara de diya.
"Change kar rahi thi yaar. Kya hua?", Ritu ne darwaja khola toh saamne Komal didi ko khade paaya jinke chehre par koyi khaas bhav nahi the.
"Tum wo sab kar rahi thi?", Unka matlab hastmaithun se tha jis par Ritu ne jhemp kar na me sar hila diya.
"Pata nahi fir mere he kaan baj rahe honge jinhone ye suna ki bas Aaru.. aur nahi.", Ritu ki toh sitiptti he goom ho chuki thi ye sunn kar aur saamne bister par uske antar-vastro ke upar Alka ke pade the. Komal didi ne maathe par hath rakh liya darwaja band karte hue.
"Ek raat ka bhi sabar nahi tum me?"
"Wo.. Wo bas dress pehan kar dekh rahi thi fir .."
"Rakh lo isko sambhaal kar aur Alka se bolna ki apne bag ko le kar niche aa jaaye. Thoda dhyaan rakha karo chahe sabke kaan utne tej na ho par parde se dikh sakta hai.", Ab Ritu ko samajh aa chuka tha ke Komal didi ne suna nahi par jo andaja lagaya wo galat bhi nahi tha aur jaate hue wo jis tarah se muskuraai thi khud Ritu ko sharam aa gayi.
"Chal niche chalte hai. Tera bag maa ke kamre me le chal aur ye dress mere bag me rakh le pehle.", Ritu ki baat sunn kar Alka muskura rahi thi.
"Tu kisi din Arjun ki wajah se chahe na nikle par hum dono ko nikalwa kar maanegi."
"Wo toh hona he hai bas tu kaam dhanda jama liyo nahi toh meri degree ke bharose roti milne se rahi.", Ritu abhi bhi masti me thi aur Alka uski soch ko sunn kar sharminda.
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Nahi chacha kisi ka wait kar rhe h