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दिलचस्प व शानदार भाग बन्धु.Update 215
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"Us manager ko kaise taad raha tha tu? Or wo pagli jaanti bhi nahi hai ki is masoom chehre ke dhokhe me jo ye bhimsen uski nalki ko patnala bana ke rakh dega toh apne marad ko fir kya jawaab degi.", Lalita ji ka yahi toh chir-parichit andaj tha jiske diwane ghar ke sabhi the lekin ye khulkar toh bas Arjun ke sang ekaant me dekhne ko milta tha. Kamra sachmuch he bada aalishan tha jaha maharaja bister, sofe kursiyan, television aur vatanukulan ke sath sath aadhunik snaanghar bhi maujood tha. Safed bathtub aur kaanch ke darwaje wala jagmag snaanghar, jaha Lalita ji ka peticoat dhila karne ke baad Arjun unki makhmali bhari jaangh ko apne dono hatho se sehlata hua har taraf choomne me juta tha. Upari bhaag par jhoolte dono kharbuje se stann Arjun ke kriyakalaap se he sakht ho kar swayam ko apnane ki duhaai dene lage. Kamaal ka badan tha Lalita ji ka bhi jo 50 basant paar hone ke bawjood atyaadhik nikhaar liye bharpoor gadraya hua tha.
"Oh meri pyaari taai, main toh bas usko apni shakal yaad karwa raha tha jis se kabhi agli baar aana pade toh pehchan dene ki jarurat he na pade. Waise ye mera bhimsen aap toh poora nigal leti ho aur fir bhi kisi ko pata nahi chala?", Arjun ab unki panty farsh par girane ke baad stool par baithe hue he Lalita ji ki dono chikni aur gudaaj taange faila kar apne goad me baithate hue maje se ek motte chuche ko mutthi me bharta hua dusre ka kabuli chane sa chuchak daanto me pakad kar halke halke kutarne sa laga. Lalita ji toh maje ki sitkaar leti hui wo khaas teil dono hatheli me chupad ke us motte lambe lund par kas kar masalne lagi. Bas chuchak teji se khinche jaane par kuch tej siskaari unke hontho se tapak uthi.
"Ohhhh baawle.. araam se kar, main abhi 3 din hu idhar... Aahh.. Pichli baar se tera ye khamba ek ungal jyada lamba ho gaya Lalla.. aaiiii.. Kamine mujhe dosh kyun de raha tu iska? Mota bhi hai pehle se jyada ab.. Beti ke ghar taang phaila ke bhejega dusht.", Arjun khilkhila kar hansta hua ab dono pake kharbujo ko thoda jor se masalne laga. Taai ji khisak kar aur aage ho gayi jaha teil se chamakta supada niche daba kar wo is mudra me unki laplapati yoni se chipkati hui bas is khaas sparsh ko bhitar bharne lagi jo kaafi samay se unse dur tha. Apni taai ki aankhen band dekh aur ling ko yoni mukh se chipakne ke ehsaas se Arjun bhi unki he taraf lapka. Thoda kass ek chucho ko jakad kar Arjun ne apni taai ke honth khulne se pehle he mooh ke bhitar bhar liye. Bhare bhare hontho ka wahi khaas swaad aur itni jaldi taral bahati yoni ka chikna mukh. Taai ki chikni peeth ko ek baah ke ghere me lete hue Arjun ne unhe he apne lund ki taraf daba diya. Pal bhar ke liye Lalita ji ka poora jism tharthara sa utha jab itna motta supada kachh se unki muniya ko failata hua garam geeli surang me 3 inch ja utra. Ab toh Lalita ji bhi uska sar dono hath se pakadti apni jivha Arjun ke mooh me bharne lagi jisko Arjun bhi maje se choosta hua lagatar dusre hath se unke motte chuche ko masalta hua apne ling par dastane si chipki yoni ka khaas ehsaas lene laga.
"Aaahhhhhh.. Ye lo Taai ji, sambhalo.. unnngggg.", Chuche ko chhod kar unke dono bhari aur vishaal kulho ko hatho me bhar ke Arjun ne apni pyaari taai ki yoni ka antim dwaar dusre jhatke me he chho diya. Lalita ji toh jaise dard aur maje me dohri he ho chali. Goad me is tarah baitha kar Arjun unhe pehli baar chod raha tha lekin unka anumaan bhi sahi tha ki Arjun ka lund ab 9 inchi katai na raha tha aur choot ka is kadar failna matlab wo pehle se kuch adhik mota bhi tha par wo jhel sakti thi kyonki ye unke Lalla ka ling tha, unke bete ka moosal jiski diwangi ki wajah se he wo is hotel me the.
"Nirdayi lalla... aahhhhh... Kya soch ke yaha laaya hai mujhe tu? Gaanv me teri khatirdari karne wali na mili koyi tujhe? Ufff... beta dhire se daalta na.. Mahine baad chod raha hai, kal raat ke baad nahi jo ek jhatke me bill faad diya..", 5 feet ki Lalita ji toh nidhaal he ho chali thi garbh tak itna mota moosal bhitar ja bhidne se. Unka poora jism ab Arjun se chipka tha jo unhe goad me liye, maans se labrej dono kulho ko bhinchta hua jaise swarg me pahuch chuka tha. Dono kharbuje uske chaude seene se dab kar bagal se bahar nikal rahe the.
"Aapke lalla ko toh bas aap he jhel sakti ho taai ji.. aahhhh.. pata nahi tha itni kasi milogi.. Upar se aapka ye khaas teil toh lund me he aag laga deta hai.. Ummmmmm... Tau ji toh ghar he the, fir bhi itni aag hai andar?", Arjun ne Lalita ji ko goad me uthaye hue palat kar peeth ke bal us majboot mej par he tika diya jis par pehle wo baitha tha. 55-60 kilo wajan toh jaise uske liye kuch tha he nahi aur is mudra me Lalita ji ki bhaari jaanghe phail kar uski kamar par aa tiki. Niche phuli hui genhua rangat wali yoni ke becho-beech wo 4 inchi motai wala khoonta aise dhansa tha jaise hathode se thoka ho. 3-4 inch bahar khinchte he chamakdar taral se lipta ling kahi adhik bhayankar dikhne laga. Choot ki laal diware kuch hadd tak bahar nikli aur fir agle he dhakke me Arjun ke andkosh Lalita ji ke gore gol matol se kulho se ja bhide. Thapp ki garjana ke sath he bhaari chuche daaye baaye hilne ke sath Lalita ji ke chehre par maje ki tarang dauda gaye.
"ohhh maa ji.. Aapki khuraak aapki bahu jhel rahi hai is mustande ke niche.. aahhhh.. Lalla tere tau ne toh koshish ki thi.. aahhh.. par wo nandlal na mujhe santusht karte aur na mujhe unki ungle ghisne jaise chudaai pasand hai. Tera khoonta jaha ghus chuka ho waha fir tilli se toh mera kuch na hone wala. Oohhhhh.. Araam se lalla, gira na diyo... Unnn", Thap-thap ki awaaj is snaanghar me toh goonj he rahi thi par us se adhik shor tha Lalita ji ki khanakti choodiyon aur dono ki majedar siskariyon ka. Sarpat daudta ling aur uski abhyast ho chuki Lalita ji ki double roti si yoni ek dusre se taal mila chuke the. Jaangho ke darmiyan hath nikale Arjun unke uchalte chucho ko daboch kar kabhi dher sara hissa mooh me bhar leta toh kabhi dono ko aapas me jodd kar bhishan dhakke lagane lagta. Itni jaldi he Lalita ji dusri baar jhad chuki thi aur ab kaamras ki patli si lakir unki halki bhuri guda tak jaane lagi jo is mudra me upar uthi hui thi dono bade bade maansal kulho ke beech. Arjun ko unki yahi geeli rasbhari choot he pasand thi jo shor-sharaba kiye bina usko manmaani karne deti thi. Bas aaj kuch alag tha toh ye ki uska supada atyadhik motta ho chuka tha teil ki maalish se aur lambe dhakke par wo choot ke antim hisse me atakta toh dono he maje se cheekh uthte. Rubber ki gudiya ki tarah Lalita ji ki jaanghe unchi uthaye Arjun har baar pehle se lambe aur jordar dhakke jadd raha tha. Bhari bhujaon par dono taraf machliyan ubhar kar paseene se kuch jyada he chamak rahi thi.
"Jaise aapko tau ji ke sath santushti nahi milti...unnnnnhhhh.. mujhe bhi bahar kisi ke sath utna maja nahi milta... Upar se darr alag ummmm.. Kahi lene ke dene na padd jaaye...aahhh..", Taai ji ke chucho ke upar daant gadate hue Arjun ne apna ek hath waha se hata kar unki guda ko tatolne laga. Silwato wala wo chhed apne aap he khul band hota hua kaamras ko jaise chhale ke andar bharte hue Arjun ke liye khud ko tayaar kiye tha. Halke se dabaav par he poori ungli us chikne garam chhed ke bhitar ja baithi.
"Unnnn.. Arre beta.. gaand kal maar liyo.. ummmm.. chal maar liyo bas ek baar aur hone de.. aahhhh... Waise koyi band nalki (kunwari choot) bhi kholi ya bas apni taai ke jaisi kaaki-mausi he palle padi? Araam se beta, budhape me todega kamar meri? aahhh.. Waise .. ek hai jiski tu araam se le sakta...", Ab jaane Lalita ji kaunsa bomb fodne wali thi aur Arjun raftar dhimi karta bas lambe lambe dhakke aise maarne laga jaise sachmuch bans se naali khol raha ho. Aur wo apni taai ji ko kya kehta ki apne ghar ki toh lagbhag har kali ko wo khila kar phool bana chuka hai jisme Madhuri didi toh shayad peit se bhi ho kyonki aakhiri 4-5 baar toh unhone andar he khali karwaya tha Arjun ko.
"Wo Pinki didi ki padosan aayi thi na shaadi me, Gurdeep. Uske sath kiya tha maine taai ji. Pehle pehle toh uska bura haal ho gaya tha par baad me bada maja aaya dono ko he. Sharir bhari hai na uska aur lachak bhi kamaal ki hai. Lekin jaldi jaldi me hua tha uske sath.. Aahhhh.. Aap kiski baat kar rahi ho?", Arjun lagatar dhakko ke sath ungli bhi guda me andar bahar karta raha. Gurdeep ka naam batane ke peeche bhi khaas wajah thi aur Lalita ji maje se sitkaar karti hui ye naam sunn kar hairaan hone ki jagah muskura uthi.
"Ummm.. Itni gadraai hui ghodi he jhel sakti hai tera aur jaisa tune kaha uska bura haal hua toh matlab ek ya 2 din toh wo tere pas nahi aayi hogi... Waise gaanv me chhod.. unnnnnhhh.. ghar me he kaam ban jana tera.. ouchhhhh.. tera angootha bhi patle lund sa hai re...", Arjun ne ungli nikaal kar apna angooth he taai ji ki mast gaand ke bhitar bhar diya jyada kholne ke liye. Choot me ho rahe lagatar sankuchan se wo samajh chuka tha ke is se jyada wo ab aur uska choot me jhel nahi sakti. Par ghar ke bhitar he koyi hai aur khud taai ji usko bata rahi hai, ye uske dimaag ko ghuma gaya. Aur iske sath he jaise yoni ke bhitar jordar baarish se ho gayi. Lalita ji apna sar patakne lagi thi jiske niche Arjun ne hath rakh kar unhe shara diya aur tabtak wo ruka raha jab tak Lalita ji ke gulabi chehre par sukoon na laut aaya. Sakhallan aisa tha jaise Lalita ji ne ye jalbharaav Arjun se sansarg ke liye he ekatrit karke rakha ho. Pukk ki awaaj se bheega hua moosal aur bhi phoola supada dharan kiya bahar nikla toh jaise choot khokhli he ho gayi. Unhe goad me uthaye Arjun kaksh ke bade bister par le aaya. Ye naram bhi tha aur uske jordar dhakko ko jhelne me saksham.
"Aisa kaun hai taai ji waha haweli me?", Teil ki shishi se thoda teil nikaal kar apne moosal par supade se jadd tak masalta hua wo bister par paanv failaye leti us kaamdevi ko niharte hue poochne laga jinke ang ang me bas kaam lehar he bhari thi. 20 minute ki jordar chudaai wo bhi lakdi ke mej par taang uthaye jhelne wali Lalita ji kamjor toh kahi se bhi na thi. Aur Arjun ko apna lund lagatar masalte dekh unhone ishare se thoda teil apne gudadwaar par lagane ko kaha.
"Tu dil se jyada sochta hai isliye pehle he bol rahi hu ki bura na maaniyo lalla. Tere sharir ke badlaav hai toh vilakshan lekin jo tera ek baar le legi wo fir kisi aur se santusht bhi nahi hone wali. Aur tu kaamkala me ab nausikhiya bhi nahi raha pehli baar wale Arjun ki tarah. Tu pata hai ke ek aurat kaise tript hoti hai aur kaise teri gulaam banti hai. Madhu aur main iska saboot hai tere saamne chahe tune mujhe Madhu ke baare me isliye nahi bataya kyonki uski ijatt ki baat hai aur na tu mere baare me aisa kuch keh sakta hai. Par hum bhabhi nanad ke sath saheliyan bhi hai isliye tu iske baare me matt soch aur main aisa keh kar tujh par sawaal nahi utha rahi kyonki tu jabardasti karne walo me se toh hai nahi. Lekin koyi aur tere sath jabardasti kare us se pehle tu usko apne bas me kar le. Kehna kuch nahi hai mooh se, bas apne is ajgar ke darshan karwa diyo kaise bhi karke.", Arjun kuch pal toh hairaan hua apni taai ke mooh se bua ka naam sunn kar lekin usko bhi laga ke wo sahi hai.
"Aap fir bhi itni paheliya bujha rahi ho taai ji?", Arjun ne bister kinare khade hote hue unka ek paane upar karke apne seene par tikaya aur hatheli se he choot ke niche us siwat bhare chhed par atche se teil chupadne laga. 2 ungliyan ek dusre par chadha kar wo andar bhi thelta jis se Lalita ji maje se uchak jaati. Ab wo khud bhi apne ek hath se geeli choot ko sehlane lagi thi jaise baaton se wo fir garam hone lagi ho.
"Damini aur Roshni...aahhh.. Dekh mere pas thos wajah hai iske peeche.. Damini lund ki bhookhi hai aur rishtey ke maayne uske liye kuch bhi nahi. Maine khud usko gaanv ke he ek ladke sath lage dekha tha saal pehle. Ek baar usko bata de ki asli marad kaisa hota hai. Phir mooh maarna chhod degi kamini bahar. Aur Roshni itni seedhi hai ki koyi bhi usko patak ke chod sakta hai. Koyi aur kare us se pehle ye kaam tu kar de Arjun, nahi toh wo dusri Damini bani toh kaam jyada kharab ho sakta hai. Vinod ka ek dost Roshni ke sath aisi harkat kar raha tha aur wo virodh me bas mooh fer rahi thi. Matlab ghar se bahar wo thode samay ke liye bhi surakshit nahi hai akele hone par. Lekin tu sirf chudaai nahi karega, usko himmat dega pyaar karte hue. Mushkil hai main jaanti hu lekin ab wo akeli hai aur jawaan beti ki maa bhi. Aise toh kitne he uske dabbu swabhaav ki wajah se bhog lenge.", Is daleel se jaise Arjun sehmat nahi tha lekin subah Roshni bua ki yoni aur jhaante anyaas he dimaag me ubhar aayi.
"Chudaai se akal bhi aati hai kya taai ji?", Muskurate hue usne apna teil se chikna motta supada naram kulho ke beech us band chhed par tikate hue taai ke upar jhuk kar sahi aasan banaya aur Lalita ji ne bhi gehri saans lene ke baad kulho ke niche rakha takiya sahi karte hue uski aankhon me dekha.
"Chudne se toh aisi akal aati hai lalla ki doctor bann ke bhi nahi aati. Aurat ka jiwan ajeeb hota lalla, jo thode se atche mahol me usko apni pehchaan aur bharpoor vishwaas deta hai. Jyada khule mahol me asantusht aurat koyi dehleej nahi dekhti aur usko sudharne ke liye usko aisa santusht karna padta hai ki wo phir aur kisi ke baare me soch bhi na sake. Fir aati Roshni jaisi bebas aur dabbu, jinhe na ghar pe kabhi tavajjo mili aur na sasural me. Udhar bhi bas daba kar band rakha gaya toh wo goongi virodh bhi kaise kare? Pehle kisse me mahila ghar pe he santusht thi, dusre me sudharna pada kyonki paanv bahar jaane lage aur teesre me bachana hai kyonki bahar wala ghar bhi aa sakta hai aur ye mooh nahi kholne wali."
"Samajh gaya meri pyaari taai ji.. Lo fer is ghar me rehne wali ko santusht kar du.. aaaahh.."
"Teri toohhhhhh.. Kamine gaand hai.. aaahhh maaaaa... ", Dabaav bana kar jaise he supade ka mooh thoda bhitar ghusa Arjun ne karara dhakka jadte hue rubber se challe ko poora chauda karte hue ek dhakke me he 2/3 lund naram kulho ke beech thok diya. Lalita ji toh upar he uchal padi is karare vaar se aur jab peeche hone lagi toh kandho par Arjun ki jakad se bas sar patak kar he reh gayi. Gudadwaar toh najar he nahi aa raha tha aur ling aise dhansa tha jaise wo unke kulho ka he koyi hissa ho. Ab Lalita ji ki har baat ansuri karta hua wo Arjun buri tarah se uttejit hota hua poora lund unke chikne pichwade ke bhitar thel kar hontho ko chooste hue apne seene se he unke chuche masalta hua is atyadhik kasaav ka maja uthane laga. Arjun unhe bakhubi sambhalne ka waqt deta hua apni alag baat batane laga.
"Taai ji... unnhhh.. Ek toh aapki skin na itni mulayam aur chikni hai ki dil karta hai bas isko sehlata aur masalta he rahu. Aur koyi stree nahi hogi jo aapke takkar ki ho is umar me bhi.. Waise kuch batana tha mujhe aapko..", Lalita ji toh apne pichwade se peit tak aa chuke us bhishan ling ko mehsoos karke lagatar choot ko masal rahi thi. Jaha adhiktar mahilayen gudamaithun ke virodh me hoti hai aur unhe is se sukh ki anubhuti nahi milti wahi Lalita ji jaise is taraf se bhi sanvedanshil aur aise sansarg ki hiteshi thi. Jab jab Arjun ne unke sath aprakritik sansarg kiya tha wo choot se adhik isme joshili dikhti thi. Abhi bhi unhone he apne kulhe thoda peeche karte hue us moosal ko 2 inch bahar nikaal Arjun ko apni taraf jhatak liya tha. Poora ling fir se bhitar leti wo taange uthaye unmukt ho kar Arjun ka seena sehlati uske gaal aur gardan ko choomne lagi. Vishal kulhe hawa me uthe the jinke beecho beech fansa mota kaamdand halke gharshan jald he dene laga. Chiknaai jarurat se bhi adhik he thi jis wajah se bhoora challa bahar khincte waqt alag he chamak jhalkata. Bhitar se safed maans bahar nikalta aur fir wapis andar jaate hue bhoora challa bhi sath aujhal ho jata. Matar se nipple aur bhari chuche toh pehle he Arjun ne choos aur masal kar laal kar diye the lekin ab toh wo bhi sooj kar phulne lage. Guda ki gehraai me garamahat ki adhikta aur challe dwara ling ko kasne se supada toh fatne ki kagaar par ja chuka tha.
"Aahhh.. aahhhh.. aise he pel lalla.. main upar se he mana karti hu re tujhse chudwane ke liye par jabtak tu pichwada na bhar de mujhe bhi chain nahi milta... Ab bata toh kya keh raha tha... aahhhh.. Chuche mat ragad beta, blouse pehan na mushkil ho jayega aur teri didi ke ghar pareshani hogi mujhe. Ummmmm.. Jor se maar lalla.. Tere tau ka na ghusta is raaste... aahhh..", Ab jab itne motte dhol se kulho ki daraar he 2 inch gehri ho toh 4-5 incha ka lund bhala kaise gehraai maapta is gadde ki? Arjun toh upar se unki taange adhik se adhik chaudi karke jadd tak andar utaarne wale dhakke pel raha tha. Taange failane par bhi unka gudadwaar asaani se nahi dikhta tha aur us chhote se chhed me itna motta moosal ab sarpat daud raha tha.
"Ohhhh taai ji.. itni garam ho aap.. dekho choot behne lagi fir se..."
"Ummmm.. ye dukhi thi re tere bina.. aahhh mere lalla.. Ab khush ho chuki aur aahhhhhh.. tu bata re..", Choot ke upari hontho aur daane ko ragadti hui Lalita ji apna sakhallan sehan karti hui Arjun ko lage rehne ke liye uksaati rahi. Ab wo dhimi chudaai ghanghor roop le chali jisme Arjun sab bhula kar supade tak ling bahar khinchta aur fir patt se awaaj deta unke moote kulho se lagta. Lalita ji ke chehre ke sath sath motte chuttad bhi laal ho chale the. Raat se he bhara baitha Arjun 40 minute se laga hua tha jo ab pagal ghode se gurrata sab chhod kar unki bhaari jaangho ko lagaam ki tarah thaame apne taai ji ka sar aur kandha he bister par tikaye tufaani jhatke maarne laga. Yaha toh Lalita ji ki bhi kilkaariyan goonj uthi jab unhone land ki jadd ko apne chhed par bhidte paya. Supada toh bhitar kahi patli aantdiyon me thokar maarne laga tha jis wajah se unka hosh he khone laga. Aajtak ki ye sabse buri gaand chudaai thi lekin isme bhi unhe naya maja mil raha tha. Jald he Arjun ne unka nichla jism lagbhg apne sang he jodd liya. Wo jhatke khata hua upar se niche ki taraf apna gadha veerya Lalita ji ki gehraai me kisi pump ki tarah khaali karne laga tha aur maje se Lalita ji ki aankhen he palatne lagi. Is pal me sachmuch he Arjun ne apna sampoorn ling unke bhitar bhar rakha tha aur jism par aisi majboot pakad ki wo hil tak na saki. Itni adhik maatra me veerya nikla tha ki bhitar supada he jaise usme dooba ho.
'Pukk' ye awaaj jaise har baar he aati thi jab jab Arjun ka ling unki guda se bahar nikla tha. Kyonki chudaai shuru hone ke baad wo nikalta he sakhallan ke baad tha aur sharir bister par girte he lalita ji besudh si aankhen band kiye waise he leti rahi. Arjun ke chehre par ab jaise ek sukoon sa tha lekin wo thakaan nahi darsha raha tha.
"Aap araam karo, main naha kar aata hu taai ji.", Arjun itna bol kar khule darwaje he bathroom me ja ghusa. Lalita ji toh nihaal he hui ja rahi thi apna badan itni buri tarah tudwa kar. Agar aisi chudaai Arjun kisi yuvti ki karta toh yakinan wo cheekh cheekh kar mohalla ikattha kar leti ya fir dobara kabhi usko hath tak na lagane deti. Gudadwaar par kahi kahi soksham rakt ki boonde ubhri thi jin ke upar bhitar se beh kar nikalta safed taral malham lagane laga.
'Maar diya re aaj toh is ghode ne. Aise ye byaah ke baad apni lugaai ki toh nahi le sakta. Kamra sound-proof hai yaha lekin ghar pe toh poora pariwaar uth khada hoga agar isne aisa Preeti ke sath kiya toh. Na uske sath ye bahot pyaar se he karega. Phool si hai aur utni he pyaari bhi.', Apne he vicharo me aankhen moonde leti Lalita ji ki aankh he lag gayi aisi jism todu dono taraf ki chudaai se.
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"Ye bag le kar kaha ja rahi ho Jini?", Car ki chaabi ungli me ghumati hui surkh salwaar kameej me saji Jeenat sachmuch ek bhari-poori yuvti dikh rahi thi aur khaas baat thi ki itne bhari seene par koyi dupatta nahi tha. Shringar ke naam par aankhon me khoobsurti se saja kaajal aur hontho par baingni surkhi sajaye khule baalo me wo itni qayamat dikh rahi thi ki swayam Meghna ji ne apni bitiya ke kaan ke peeche najar ka teeka lagaya uski tareef karne ke baad. Najro me he Ravina bua ne bhi apni bhatiji ko bata diya tha ke wo kitni kamaal dikh rahi hai. Lekin uske hath me kala chamde ka bag dekh kar ye sawaal Jannat ne kiya, jo kal ke aayojan ke liye mehmaano ko phone karne ke baad apni maa aur bua ke liye beauty parlour walo ko jald aane ka sandesh de kar ghar ki baithak me apni maa ko sab batane aayi thi.
"Oh didu, meri daud kaha tak ki rehti hai? Aaj mera stay Sakshi ke he ghar hai aur isme mere kapde hai. Raat ko sone ke samay badalne ke liye aur shaam ko ek party hai jo Sakshi ne rakhi hai mere liye. 4-5 saheliyan jo Rajhans nahi aanewali wo uske ghar he aa rahi hai. Aap batao agar aapne bhi chalna hai toh?", Jeenat ki uddand muskaan dekh kar pratiuttar me uski maa ke sath sath bua aur Jannat bhi muskura uthi lekin Jannat jaise uske jawaab se santusht nahi thi. Par wo usko tokna bhi nahi chahti thi kyonki Jeenat me bhi ek khaas baat thi ki wo chahe kuch bhi kahe agar wo kahi ja rahi hai toh wo bataai jagah he jaati thi.
"Abhi toh sirf rokka hai Jini toh tere ye haal hai. Sagaai aur shaadi par tu kya karne wali hai?"
"Sagaai par toh didu farmhouse par beer party rahegi jisme aapko bhi aana padega lekin bade log allowed nahi honge. Shaadi se pehle aur ladies sangeet ke baad main bachelor party rakhungi aur udhar aap bhi allowed nahi hogi. Haan bua ko le jaunga waha apne sath.", Bindaas swabhav wali Jeenat ki aisi baatein sunn kar Jannat toh lajwaab he reh kar hansti rahi par Ravina bua uski bagal me aa khadi hui.
"ye kari na meri bhatiji ne sahi baat. Waise teri mummy ko pata nahi hai bachelor party ka. Inhe bhi sath le chalna?", Ab hansne ki baari Meghna ji ki thi aur jhempne ki Jeenat ki jo apne bua se bade he saleeke se gale lagne ke baad hath hilati hui bahar nikal chali. Chehre par sharam, chaal me shaukhi aur jaane ki jaldi. Shweta ka ghar bhi yaha se kuch jyada dur nahi tha lekin kuch ekaant me he tha aur itna he bada jitna Mr Kapoor ka ye bangla. Ravina ji ka dhyaan poori tarah se Jeenat par he raha jab tak wo apni car me baith na gayi aur dwarpaal ne gate na khol diya.
"Bhabhi, mujhe toh lagta hai Jini ki shaadi na 2 saal pehle he kar deni chahiye thi. Uske saamne ye Jaanu toh bakri he lagti hai chahe lambi jyada ho ye us se. Shaadi ke liye isne he haan ki thi na ya apne kisi boyfriend ke bare me bataya nahi.?", Sewika garam coffee ki tray liye bhitar chali aayi thi aur Jannat ke liye nimbu pudine ka thanda taral. Meghna ji ek sofe par baithi hui koyi list dekhne lagi thi aur ye sunn kar unhone hanste hue aisa mooh banaya jaise ye baat ajeeb ho. Apni bua ki bagal me baithi Jannat bas muskura rahi thi pehle thoda gussa dikha kar.
"Iski aadat hai ki subah uthte he baaki kaam baad me aur khud ka wajan tolna pehle. Poore din me 3 se jyada roti nahi khaati aur non-veg sirf wahi jo tandoor ka ho ya sea-food. Haan phal-fruit aur juice ke sahare chalti rehti hai sara din isliye pichle 5 saal me ek kilo na badha iska aur wo maharani ji cream roll, butter chicken, doodh, makhan aur market ka har tala bhuna khana khaati rehti hai. Dhyaan wo bhi rakhti hai apni sehat ka lekin khaane ki shaukeen hai apne papa ki tarah. Thoda asar hai apni badi behan ko jo kasrat kar leti hai aur peit na hone ki wajah se seena aur back bhaari dikhte hai uske."
"Dikhte nahi mom uske bhaari hai. Meri 26 waist hai toh uski 30, meri breast 32 hai aur uski 36 wo bhi D.. Back ka toh pucho he matt kyonki ek toh bister bahot pasand hai aur upar se baithe rehna. Market gaye toh badi mushkil se uske size ki jeans mili thi kyonki 30 waist par 34 hips toh aa jaate hai lekin iske 36-37 honge. Pata nahi wo mariyal sa lallu Hemant iske sath khada hua kaisa lagega? Sirf kad he lamba hai lekin Jini kad me bhi koyi average thodi na hai. Jo suit isne aaj pehna hai na ye pichli se pichli diwali par liya tha aur tab ye loose tha lekin ab ye dhila karwane ke baad bhi kitna tight dikh raha tha. Mera toh jab badhana hoga main badha lungi par itna thodi na atcha lagta hai.", Jannat ko apne patle hone par pehli baar thoda fikarmand dekh kar Meghna mand mand muskura rahi thi kyonki yaha usne apni choti behan ke sath khud ka saaf saaf samikarn kiya tha aur har jagah wo kaafi peeche thi.
"Jaanu, mard toh kaam-kaaji jiwan me patle he hote hai lekin unhe ladkiyan hamesha bhare poore sharir wali pasand aati hai. Bhabhi ko he dekh le tu, jab bhaiya ne inhe dekha toh kisi se bina pooche he keh diya tha ke shaadi toh main inse he karunga. Haan us samay ye Jini jitni toh bhari hui nahi thi lekin tere paida hone ke baad us se bhi jyada sexy lagne lagi thi. Thi toh tu bhi gol-matol jab tak choti thi. Even Jini paida hui toh paune 3 kilo ki thi aur tu poore 4 kilo ki. Aur ab bhi apni mom ko dekh le, tum dono ko poori takkar deti hai.. tujhe nahi kyun ki tu race se he bahar hai. hahaha..", Ravina bua ki baat sunn kar Jannat ka toh chehra he latakne laga tha aur apni nanad ki jaangh par hath maar kar hansti hui Meghna apni tareef par sharma bhi rahi thi.
"Kuch bhi bolti ho tum Ravina. Gautami aur Jaya (Hemant ki maa) ke saamne bhool se bhi ye sab na kehna, bada majaak banati hai fir wo dono. Aur meri ye bachi alag race ki hai, hum sabhi se kahi behtar aur khoobsurat. Yaad nahi tujhe jab tere miya ji ke naye office ki opening par party rakhi thi? Sabse jyada logo ne Jaanu ke baare me he poocha tha aur aaj bhi dabe chhipe kayi log iske rishtey ki baat karte hai kyonki aisi khoobsurat pari aakhir kaun nahi chahega?", Jannat abhi bhi kuch nautanki kar rahi thi jabki andar he andar usko bhi lag raha tha ke wo kuch jyada patli hai.
"Mom waise bua ne kuch galat bhi nahi kaha. Ek taja example he dekh lo aap. Kaha toh Gorav bhaiya kabhi shaadi ke liye he tayar nahi the aur fir jab unhone wo Madhuri ko dekha toh garmi me he shaadi kar li. Photos me he dekha hai lekin wo Jini se bhi jyada healthy lag rahi thi ya barabar hongi par kam nahi. Dikhne me bhi khoobsurat hai. Toh iska matlab yahi hua na ke males ko mostly healthy ladkiyan he pasand aati hai?", Jannat ki baat ka jawaab in dono ke paas he tha aur dono he jaanti thi ki wo kisko soch kar aisa bol rahi hai.
"Arjun.. Tumhara dost Arjun kya kehta hai is baare me?", Ravina kuch hairaan reh gayi kyonki usne toh sirf Arjun he kaha tha lekin Jannat ki maa ne toh aage poora naam ke sath sawaal bhi jodd diya. Aur dono ek dusre ko dekhti hui fir Jannat ko dekhne lagi jo sharam ko chhipane ki bharsak koshish karti hui mooh banate hue boli.
"Wo mujhse bhi chhota hai toh uski raaye maayne thodi na rakhti hai. Aur wo Hemant jaisa dubla patla bhi nahi hai ki Jini ke saamne ajeeb lage. Save 6 feet ka hai aur upar se muscles aise ki dono hatho me poora na aaye.", Itne vivran ko sunn kar ab nanad bhabhi dono he hansne lagi thi aur fir apni beti ko ghoorta hua dekh mooh par hath rakhti hui apni hansi dabane lagi.
"Muscle bhi naap liye hai? Waah.. ye sahi dost hai tera Jaanu. Waise bhabhi, jara hume bhi milwao Gorav ki bahu se aur Arjun se toh ye kal sabko milwa he degi."
"Sabko kab kaha bua maine? Aur wo bas dost hai.."
"Chal Shilpa ke he ghar chalte hai Ravina. Phone aaya tha uska thodi der pehle ki 12 baje hamara khana udhar he hai. Gorav kal laut aaya tha honeymoon se aur aaj uski saas bhi aayi hui hai kuch din bacho ka ghar dekhne ke liye. Us waqt toh pahuchi nahi thi ghar lekin ab aa gayi hongi. Shaadi me jana na hua lekin ab toh mil he aate hai unse. Tu chalegi kya Jaanu?", Apni he uljhan me lagi Jannat ne toh jaise aadhi he baat suni thi aur gor bhi nahi kiya jyada.
"Jao na mom aap log he jao. Main udhar karungi he kya aur upar se wo Gungun dimaag alag khaane lagti hai. Main ghar he thik hu aur papa ka phone aaya kya?"
"Tere papa shaam ko 4 baje tak aayenge apne bhai aur Gautami ko sath he le kar. Waise Shilpa keh rahi thi ki ki Madhuri ka bhai bhi aayega jiske baare me maine us se poocha bhi tha photo dekhte samay. Haan.. Uska naam bhi Arjun he hai aur Shilpa toh jaise uska naam leti hui aise khush ho rahi thi jaise uske sapno ka shehjada aa raha ho. Kheer, paalak paneer, bharwa bhindi aur aalu pyaaj ka raaita khaas Arjun ki pasand ka Madhuri ke sath mil kar Shilpa ne banaya hai. Pata nahi kaisa ladka hai jo aise khaane ko tarjeeh deta hai.", Ab jaise Jannat ki dhadkan ekaek he tej ho chali thi lekin uski maa toh jaan boojh kar Ravina se baat karne ka dikhawa kar rahi thi.
"Aisa ladka jo bhindi paalak khata ho.. yuukkk. kya bhabhi? Murga shurga hona chahiye.. Oh Abhishek ki toh family brahmin hai na? Par wo toh kha leta hai.. Chalo kheer he khaa lenge aur nayi bahu ko shagun bhi dete aayenge. Jaanu beta, wo parlour wali 2 baje tak aa rahi hai na? Agar hum late ho jaaye thdoa toh tu he apna kuch manicure pedicure karwa lena. Chalo bhabhi, main 5 minute me aayi tayaar ho kar. Jaanu ke dost se kal mil lenge, aaj is Gorav ke saale se mil lete hai.", Ravina bhi poore maje le rahi thi apni bhatiji ke jo aankhen badi karti hui dono ko hairaani se dekh rahi thi.
"Aap dono mujhe ghar me akela chhod kar jaaoge? Aur bharwa bhindi toh main bhi khaati hu na, bas roti bina ghee ki. Thodi kheer khaane se mera kuch nahi bigadne wala aur Gorav bhaiya ki biwi ko maine kaunsa dekha hai. Aap log mere bina matt jana haan.. 10 minute wait karo please. Itna time lagega he chahe bua 5 minute kahe.", Aage koyi jawaab sune bina he Jannat apna waise he bhara gilaas table par rakh kar peeche apne kamre ki taraf daud gayi aur idhar ye dono ek dusre ko dekh muskura rahi thi.
"Toh ye alag alag nahi hai na bhabhi?"
"Ek he hai aur Jaanu ne bhi pehli bar usko photo me mere sath he dekha tha jab maine usko Jini ke liye pasand kiya. Par baat nahi bani aur idhar ye pagli usko bata dost rahi hai par main iski maa hu aur jaanti hu ke ye pyaar karne lagi hai us se. Kal toh motorcycle par ghoom rahi thi uske sath aur jitni khush ye us waqt dikh rahi thi na Ravina, meri bachi utni khush maine kabhi nahi dekhi. Chal ab pyaar hai aur isko koyi aur rishtey ka naam jab ye khud he nahi dena chahti toh main bhi apni bachi ki khushi me khush hu. Tu bas itna kariyo Ravina, rokke ke waqt koshish kariyo ki Jaanu ko sataane ke liye ye ladkiyan Arjun ke aaspas na mandaraaye."
"Bhabhi, unhe toh samjhane ki jarurat nahi kyonki iske gusse se waise bhi sabhi dur he rehti hai. Aupcharik parichaya se jyada kya hoga? Lekin ek toh aapki devrani aur dusra meri laadli, inhe kaun samjhaye? Ladka smart hai kyonki Jaanu ki pasand aisi waisi toh nahi hogi.", Yaha bhi bua ne bhatiji ka raaj raaj he rakha jabki wo 3 tasvire dekh chuki thi Arjun ki.
"Gautami ko khud samajh aa jayegi Ravina kyonki Arjun waha Umed bhai sahab ke sthaan par bhi aa raha hai, Jaanu ke dost ke alawa. Aur unke saamne toh swayam tumhare bhai sahab maryada me rehte hai aur ye yakinan aayega bhi waise he andaaj me jaise Umed bhai sahab aate hai. 2 he baatein toh unki sabse khaas hai aur sabhi unke mureed bhi. Ek toh spasht bolte hai jaise har mehfil aur meeting ke maalik wahi ho aur dusra jaha bhi mehfil ya meeting hoti hai, jagah unki he rehti hai chahe party dene wale koyi bhi ho.", Meghna ki baat se Ravina poora ittefaq rakhti thi lekin jagah ka sunn kar uske bhi kaan khade ho gaye.
"Ye jagah toh Kumar sahab ki hai na bhabhi? I mean Rajhans ke owner toh Royal pariwar hai."
"Co-owner Arjun Rekha Sharma hai us jagah ka aur Jaanu lunch par wahi gayi thi uske sath. Poora restaurent sirf Jaanu ke liye he book tha. Andaaj kahi se bhi Umed bhai sahab se kamtar nahi hai ladke ka. Ab dekhna ye hoga ki baaki guests isko kaise hajam karne wale hai. Kansal sahab ki fikar sabse jyada hai mujhe toh. Unke he gadh me 5 star hotel se le kar multi-story project tak shuru kar chuke hai Umed ji wo bhi Mr Gajendra Bhalla jaise powerful vyakti ke sath. Bhalla ji sapariwar aane ka bata chuke hai kal he toh dekhna interesting hoga ki wo Arjun ko kaise treat karte hai jab Umed ji ki jagah us se mulakaat hogi.", Abhi inki baatein koyi aur rukh leti Jannat he idhar chali aayi. Khule baal jinhe abhi dryer kiya gaya tha aur choodidar safed salwar ke upar mehroon rang ka chust kameej jis par seene tak moti wale button lage the.
"Mom, meri yellow bangles nahi mil rahi. Aur aap log abhi tak aise he khade hai?", Ab dono mahilaon ki nigaah upar se niche tak is apsara ko nihaar rahi thi jiske aankhon me bareek kaajal aur maathe par choti safed bindi ke sath gale me laal-safed dupatta bhi bade saleeke se saja tha. Paanv me pehli baar payjeb najar aayi thi unhe aur lambai ke bawjood 2 inch ki aedi wali khoobsurat sandil.
"Salwar kameej kab liya tumne?", Meghna ji ne tareef karne ki jagah hairat se bas yahi poocha jabki haalat khud Ravina ki bhi aisi he thi is ladki ko paramparik paridhan me dekh kar.
"Main red he pehan leti hu agar aapko nahi pata toh. Lekin tayaar toh ho jao aap log. Waise ye suit kal he liya hai maine meri friend ke boutiqe se. Atcha hai na bua?"
"Sahi ja rahi ho beta tum.. Sab atcha hai. Bhabhi main bhi kuch pehan leti hu, chahe ab sabki najar is se nahi hatne wali. Jisne dilwaya hai uski tareef main wahi kar dungi.", Tanj ke sath ek gehri muskaan deti hui Ravina bua toh apne kamre ki taraf nikal chali par ab Meghna ji ko dusri beti ke bhi najar ka tika lagana he pada.
"Mujhe toh samajh nahi aa raha je kal tune aisa he kuch pehna toh main logo ke sawaalon ke kya jawaab dungi. Bhagwan har najar se bachaye meri bachi ko.", har najar par Jannat ne thoda mooh banate hue apni maa ko dekha toh wo sar pe hath maarti hui hanste hue baat durust karne lagi.
"Har buri najar se bachaye aur uski najar bani rahe jiski ye chahti hai. Umaahhh.. Ab lagta hai meri jaanu gudiya badi ho rahi hai."
"Haan ho toh rahi hu lekin I'm still not comfortable. Pata nahi ye ear-rings itne bhari kyun hote hai?", Ab kahi baal hatane par jhumke sahi karti Jannat ke kaan dikhe toh Meghna ji ke bhi chehre par prashansha ke bhaav ubhar aaye.
"Ye bhi usne he dilwaye hai?"
"ye bhi se matlab mom? Suit maine liya hai, haan usne help ki thi pasand karne me aur ye bas bahar wo choti market hai na waha se le liye the paayal lete hue. Chalo aap ja kar ready ho jao, maine thoda lose bandh leti hu hair. Khule thik nahi lag rahe, jyada lambe hai.", Baalo ko lehrati hui wapsi jaane lagi toh ab maa ki najar apni beti ke lambe baalo ke sath sath uske sharir par bhi thi. Gadraayepan me beshak wo Jeenat se kamtar thi lekin unchi lambi aur ek behtareen banawat thi Jannat ke jism me. Gehre laal rang me toh aaj jaise usne kuch der pehle wali Jeenat ko 19 saabit kar diya tha.
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Aaj Abhishek ji ki niwaas sthal par unka poora pariwar maujood tha jaisa amuman dekhne ko nahi milta tha. Aksar wo khud he raajniti ki wajah se bahar rehte the aur Gorav ki toh naukri he yaha se 100 kilometer dur thi jaha se wo sirf shaniwar-eitwaar he ghar rehne aata tha. Poore ghar aur aangan ko subah jaldi he saaf karwa diya gaya tha aur uske baad ek kamre ko Kiran ne atche se vyavasthit kiya tha jaha Lalita ji rukne wali thi. Uski maa Barsha bhi rasoighar me Shilpa aur Madhuri ke sath lag kar bacha khucha kaam nibatwane me madad kar rahi thi. Pashupati kabhi bhi ghar ke is hisse me nahi aata tha siwaye baithak aur aangan ke. Abhi bhi wo baithak ke bhitar sabhi sofo par gaddiyan sajane ke baad mej ko chamka kar kapde badalne apne quarter ki taraf gaya tha. Gaadi ka horn bajte he gate par khade Abhishek ji ke driver ne he darwaja khola jaha Arjun apni taai ji sang idhar sahi samay par aa pahucha tha. Hotel me ek jordar milan ke baad kuch susta kar ab dono he tayaar ho kar taja dikh rahe the.
"Namastey jija ji.", Arjun kal he toh aaya tha idhar aur bhitar Abhishek ji ki car ke barabar apni gaadi rokne ke baad sabse pehle usne bade jija ke charan sparsh kiye jinhone aisa karne ke baad usko gale laga kar aashirwad diya. Gorav ne bas hath milaya aur paanv chhoone na diye. Fir gale lagne ke baad apne swabhaav se viprit unhone bhi Arjun ki tareef ki.
"Atche dikh rahe ho bhai, lagta hai gaanv kuch jyada he raas aa gaya. Thoda apni didi ko bhi apne jaise bana do yar.", Ab Arjun se pehle samaan ka bag swayam Abhishek ji ne he utha liya tha aur Gorav ki shikayat sunn kar apne damaad ko aashirwad deti Lalita ji ke chehre par bal padne lage.
"Hahaha.. Ye majaak kar raha hai mummy ji. Wo Madhuri ne ghar ka he ratta lagaya hua tha jabse ye log gaye the ghoomne. Gorav toh kal bhi rukna chahta tha lekin mohtarma inhe le aayi. Aur sach kahu toh ab lagta hai ki ye ghar sahi maayne me ghar ban chuka hai. Aapko aane me taklif toh nahi hui na mummy ji?", Lalita ji baaton ka arth samajh kar muskurayi toh baari Gorav ki thi jhempne ki kyonki usne toh apne saale se jikar kiya tha lekin bade bhai ne honeymoon ki pole khol kar rakh di.
"Taklif ka toh sawaal he nahi uthta damaad ji. Mera lalla sahi samay par mil gaya tha aur uske baad market me bhi koyi pareshani nahi hone di. Shehar pehle bhi dekha tha lekin ab atche se dekha toh pata chala ke bitiya rehne ke liye toh bade shehar aa pahuchi hai. Abhi ghar grahsthi ki aadat nahi padi hogi na usko, isliye dekhne chali aayi ki wo kya gadbad kar rahi hai.", Lalita ji toh aadatan ek maa swaroop he pesh aa rahi thi aur chinta hona bhi laajmi tha kyonki beti jo byaahi thi, wo bhi itni dur.
"Ek toh main aapka damaad nahi hu mummy ji toh aap bas beta kaho aur ye Gorav bhi beta he hai. Dusra ye ki ghar greahsthi me jitni nipun Madhuri hai mujhe nahi lagta ki aapke ghar me bhi koyi ladki hogi. Shilpa tang aa gayi hai usko bol bol kar par raat me bhi khana usne he pakaya aur subah se bhi wo Shilpa ko bas sath khade kiye hai, kaam khud kar rahi hai sara. Aao bhai Arjun, inse milo. Ye hai hamari pyaari Gunu ji, choti bahin bhi aur bitiya bhi.", Gungun ki goad me Shilpa ji ka beta tha jisko lalita ji ne he thaam liya us pyaari si gudiya ko aashirwad dete hue.
"Kal mila tha jija ji main inse aur sach kahu toh maine Sholay ek baar he dekhi hai lekin ye Hema ji par bhari padengi, likh ke de sakta hu.", Arjun ke aise tanj par phulo wala kurta aur patiala salwar pehne khadi gol matol si Kiran bhi tunak uthi.
"Aur bhaiya, ye usi film ke Raheem kaka hai.. Itna sannatta kyun hai bhai? Hunh.. Pehli bar aaye aur mere liye gift bhi nahi laaye jabki kal he bata diya tha bhabhi ne ki main is ghar ki sabse khaas member hu.", Gorav kuch bolna chahta tha jo apne bade bhai aur baaki sabki tarah hans raha tha Arjun ka uphaas hone par lekin bahar aati Shilpa ji aur Madhuri ko dekh kar khamosh rehna he thik samjha.
"Aaye haaye meri Gunu ji ke tevar toh dekho jara. Ye nahi ki aate he paani puchu, gift pehle maang lo. Kaise ho mummy ji?", Shilpa ji ne toh Arjun par koyi dhyaan he nahi diya ek kaatar nigaah daal kar fir Lalita ji se gale lagi aur uske baad Madhuri apni maa se thoda kass kar lipat gayi.
"Ae didi, ek toh meri badi behan ne mujhe he najar andaaj kar diya aur upar se dono jija ke sath unki ye Phoolan devi saamne chhod di. Koyi toh mera sath do.", Arjun ne Shilpa ji ko bhi lapet liya tha nakhre se dekhti hui Kiran ke sath. Aur shaadi ke jode jaise salwar kameej me kaali tak laal choode pehne halke paseene me Madhuri ne apne chote bhai ko dekha toh Arjun ne he unhe apni baahon me bhar liya. Uske seene se lag kar Madhuri toh apne aansu he na rok saki aur chehra Arjun ka bhi thoda vichlit sa ho utha, aakhir badi behan bhi thi aur pehla pyaar bhi.
"Ab aise he khada rakhogi didi ya bag se gift nikaal kar apni nanad rani ko bhi dogi. Paani waise kisi ne nahi poocha abhi tak.", Arjun ne ye baat kehne ke sath he Madhuri didi ko alag karke unki aankhen apne he rumaal se saaf ki jo Gorav, Abhishek ke sath Kiran aur Barsha ji bhi dekh rahi thi. Lalita ji ne paani ka gilaas khud peene se pehle Arjun ko diya aur ye log baithak me chale aaye. Ab Shilpa ji ne pehli baar mooh khola.
"Mummy ji, ye ladka mujhe jara bhi pasand nahi. Kal pehli baar ghar aaya aur bina kuch khaaye chala gaya ghar se. Kya ye iska ghar nahi hai ya main sirf naam ki he badi didi hu?", Ab paani se faarig ho kar Arjun fir se is baithak ko he dekh raha tha jaha wo kal aaya tha aur Shilpa ji ki baat sunn kar usne Abhishek ji ki taraf dekha jaisw jawaab unke paas ho.
"Madam, tumhara bhai kal Himachal se motorcycle par seedha idhar aaya tha wo bhi jaruri file lene. Us se pehle thoda masroof tha lekin ab shaniwar tak ye niyamit ek samay ka khana tumhare hath ka he khaayega. Mere aur Gorav ki gair-hajri me Arjun tumne kaise bhi karke har roj ek bar jarur aana hai idhar.", Abhishek ji ki baat Arjun seharsh swikarta hua haami bharne ke sath dono hath Shilpa ji ke charno me rakhne laga toh wo apni hansi na rok saki. Ab kuch samay tak lalita ji dono damaad aur betiyon ke shagun karne lagi, thik ek jaisa aur usme pehal bhi Abhishek aur Shilpa ki rakhte hue. Chaaron ke kapde, uphaar, shagun aur mishthaan mewe dene ke sath dono betiyon ki jholi me alag se chhuhare aur chandi ke shishu-paanv saunpne ke sath unhone chaaro ke he tilak bhi kiya. Arjun ke sath he Kiran, uski maa bhi ye sab dekh rahe the. Chaaron unka aashirwad le kar faarig hue toh Arjun ne bag me se 2 khoobsurat se suit, ek ladkiyon ki aadhunik jean-top aur ladkiyon ki kalai ghadi Kiran ki hatho me rakh di.
"Majaak apni jagah hai ji, aap didi ki nanad hai aur ye aapka shagun jo ghar ki lakshmi ko he diya jata hai.", Kiran hairat se uske gambhir chehre ko dekh rahi thi aur apne hatho me itna samaan bhi. Aur jyada hairani hui jab Lalita ji ne payjeb ki jodi ke sath ek khoobsurat si sone ki chain jiske bhitar 'K' ka locket tha wo apne hatho se Kiran ko pehnaai aur uski maa ke tokne se pehle he Shilpa ji ne Barsha ko mana kar diya. Kumkum aur chawal ka tilak karke usko bhi nagad shagun diya aur uske baad Barsha ko apne saamne baitha kar pati patni ke liye vastra aur waise he shagun ke lifafe bhi.
"Maa ji..", Barsha kehte kehte he ruk gayi.
"Chardiwari ke bhitar har koyi pariwar ka he toh hota hai fir anadar karne ka paap hum kaise kar sakte hai.? Mujhe kamra dikha do jara Shilpa beti, hath mooh dhone ke liye. Madhuri bitiya, samaan apni samajh se rakhwa dena jaha uchit lage.", Samaan khud Gorav ne he utha liya tha Lalita ji ka aur ab ye teeno Lalita ji ke sath nikal chale toh peeche bache Abhishek ji ne Arjun se charcha shuru ki. Kiran toh khushi se pehle he daud chali thi naye kapde apne kamre me dekhne.
"Yar tum kayi maayne me ne doctor uncle se bahot alag ho aur Umed uncle jaise jyada dikhte ho."
"Hahaha.. matlab ab aap meri taang khinch rahe hai kal party me main unki jagah ja raha hu isliye? Aap bhi toh aa rahe hai waha. Waise main toh kahi se bhi chacha ji jaisa nahi hu."
"Bolne se le kar jab tum kisi ko gambhirta se dekhte ho toh thik waise he lagte ho bas tumhare chehre par daadhi nahi hai unke jaisi. Kadd he dekh lo, tum bas unse kuch he kam hoge lekin ghar me toh sabse he lambe ho. Tumhe pata hai tumne mera kitna bada kaam kiya hai Arjun?", Abhishek ji ke gambhir chehre ko dekh Arjun ne naa me sar hila diya.
"Sab jaante ho fir bhi anjaan. Is baar ke election me tumne he mujhe seat dilwayi hai na rani maa se?"
"Maine sirf kaha tha jija ji aur aap uske yogya hai bas kuch chaploos aapko aage nahi aane de rahe the. Par phir bhi main chahta tha ke aapko gramin halke se ticket milti, waha bas aapke sath bau ji khade bhar ho jaaye toh vote aur kahi nahi jaane wala. Par Amrita ji swayam waha se khadi ho rahi hai."
"Sahi toh hai Arjun aur shehar me meri bhi atchi pakad hai aur upar se khud Kumar sahab mere prachar me shamil rahenge. Main saari raat Shilpa se yahi baat karta raha jab ghar lauta. Pata nahi tum kaunsi chhadi ghuma rahe ho bhai lekin sabkuch badal kar behtar ho raha hai.", Abhi wo aage kuch batate ki aangan me thoda hansi khushi ki awaaj goonji. Inme se sabse tej thi Kiran ki awaaj.
"Oh wow... Jannat didi, kya surprise diya hai aapne aaj. Namastey aunty ji. Badi bhabhi, Kapoor aunty aaye hai aur aaj toh Jannat didi ko bhi time mil gaya.
"Lo bhai Arjun, kal ke mejbaan se bhi mil lo. Main karwata hu tumhara parichaya.", Ab Abhishek ji ko kya pata tha ke waha sab parichit hai bas nautanki dekhni hai kaun behtar karta hai.
सुन्दर ढंग से उकेरा है आपने सारी घटनाओं को.
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