Itne behtareen ullekh ke liye vishesh aabhar bhai. Padh kar atcha lagta hai jab aap jaisa Mitra itni gehraai se kahani ke sar aur lekhani ki baat kare. Jab jiwan ki shuruaat kar rahe the is duniya me aane ke baad toh ghar aur dil, sab bade hote the. Bhasha bhi dil ki tarah shudh. Zindagi me woh abhaav bilkul nahi the jo aaj ki bhaag-daud wale mahol me sabke pas hai.
Bahut samay gujara hai gali mohalle me, dosto ke sath aur pariwar me. 90 ke dashak me ye mobile phone, Netflix, computer, internet utne nahi the toh samay bharpoor rehta tha. Shehro ka mahol bhi saada aur jindadil dikhta tha. Bade bujurgo ke sath Geeta, upnishad, ramayan padhna jaha sukoon deta tha wahi ghar ke kisi kone me Mahadevi Verma, Tagore, Nirmal, Harishankar parsai, Munshi Premchand, Nirala ji bhi padhne ke liye mil jaate the. Vidyalaya wo khas jagah thi jaha shiksha, masti aur anubhav ke sath protsahan milta tha jivan ko sahi disha me le jaane ka.
Padhne ka shauk shuru se tha aur jaise hamesha hota hai ke Santo ki toli me kahi bairagi Narendra Dutt bhi milte hai toh kahi Lallan bhaiya bhi, jinhe ling badane ki dawa aur stree ko khush karne ka gyaan chahiye hota hai.
Humko bhi mile, ek Lallan bhaiya. Sahitya ko le gaye aisi jagah jaha shabdo me ijjat bhi thi aur chudai bhi. Khayal hamare shwet-shyaam se ho gaye bhai Eastman Kodak theatre se rangeen.
Jaisa samay tha wo toh koi mara mari thi nahi jyada aur ghar-sharir se upar wale ki daya se thik-thak the toh Lallan bhaiya se peecha chudaate hue hum nikal pade sarvshresth sukh ki raah par. Bhai jo gyaan fir hua na uspe toh charcha bhi kya kare, duniya badal gai.
Koi gaanv-dehaat ki thi toh shabd khulle 'chudaai-choot-loda', koi najuk kamsin shehar wali mili toh kab ye upar upar se fir andhere me andar hone ka safar ho jata pata nahi chalta lekin sanvaad kam aur lafz salikedar. Behtar gyaan mila jab apne se badi yuvtiyan aur bhabhiya mili. Itne shabd toh Bhargava Shabdkosh me nahi the jo unhone sikha diye.
2002-04 ka jo samay aaya wo hamare sath sath duniya me bhi badlaav le aaya tha. Engineering ke baad naukri bade shehar me, kitabo ki jagah laptop, pariwar ki jagah company wale dost aur khali samay ki jagah overtime. Premchand ji kab gayab hue baaki sabko pata he nahi chala bhai. Lambi daud lagane ke baad 5 saal pehle khud ko tatola ke ruk jaate hai ab, bahut hua bhaag-daud, kamaai-ghumai, ab apne liye karte hai kuch jo dil ko sukoon de.
Kitabe fir padhni shuru kar di, bagicha tayaar kiya jinme sabhi tarah ke fool aur fal rop diye, rang-berang chitrakari karne laga lekin fir bhi kahi adhurapan tha. Matlab bhai pyaar, dost aur yaadein.
Himmat karte hue kahani likhni shuru. Padh toh kaafi samay se raha tha, apni diary ki aadat college se thi toh bhasha ka jyada jhanjhat nahi hua. Fir aaye kahani me kaamuk pal. Unko likhna samasya kyonki ab jaise 10 kos pe paani badle 20 kos pe baani waise he desh ke hindi bhashi pranto me antrang pal karte ek jaise hai lekin gaate alag alag.
Delhi wali high society ki bhabhi jisko Vagina bolti hai usko kahi choot, kahi bhosi, kahi titi toh kahi bur bhosda fuddi ?
Hindi me yoni bolte hai toh baaki sab paryayvachi hai. Waise he chudai aur baaki ango ke naam. Lekin kahani me guru, jaha prem ke pal aa jate hai toh hum khud izzatt me qaid ho jate hai aur naa chahte hue bhi varnan ghoda-ghodi ki jagah premi-premika ho jata hai. Maarna chahte hai choot par lauda lekin yoni par pyaar se ling bhida dete hai.
Dekhte hai bhai kuch khulle dehat aur bhabhiyo ke antrang pal aane do, vyakhya bhi aisi karenge ki Mastram wale bhaiya kahenge Bhai xforum pe ye ladka hai jo bilkul besharm hai.
Aaj samay tha aur aapki pratikriya padhne ke baad dil kia likhne ko toh bhai pata nahi kya kya likh dia.
Raat me milte hai bhai, naye bhaag ke sath thoda rehasya, romanch aur pyaar bhare palo ko leke. Dhanyawad aur aapka din suhaagrat ki tarah shubh rahe ?
