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Update 15
Mere aise bolane se ek pal ke liye to fufa ji hairaan hue lekin phir jald hi khud ko sambhal liya or hairani bhari najaro se dekhate rahe or phir maa ki traf mudkar bole
Fufa ji : “ Bhabhi bura mat maniyega par jisko yah bhi nahi malum ki jhuth vahi bolna chahiye jo sabhi na pakad paye lekin apke is nalayak bete ne to had hi paar kar di hai. Ab to mujhe bhi is baat par yakin ho chuka hai ki jarur isne kavya ke sath galat kiya hoga or sb sara iljaam uske upar lagaya ja rha hai.. ”
Abhi unhone itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi Priti didi ne age badhkar unko shant hone ka ishara kiya or boli
Priti didi :“ aap ghar ke bade hai or sath me ek mehamaan bhi hai to bina soche samjhe kuchh bhi bolna thik nahi hai or upar se hamne apki ya kisi or ki salah nhi mangi hai isliye apni kali juban band kariye or aram se yanha se ja sakte hai kyunki ham logo ko kya karna hai yah ham khud samjh lenge.. "
Priti didi ki baat sunkar fufa ji priti di ko ghur kar dekhane lage to yah dekh kar Ritu di apni jagah se khadi hui or bahut aram se Priti di ko shant kiya or phir bahut shanti se boli
Ritu didi : “ fufa ji bura mat maniyega yah chhoti maa or Rishu ka niji faishala hai kisi ne bhi chhoti maa ke upar dabav nahi dala hai or jab chhoti maa ghar chhodkar yanha aa sakti hai to age kya karna hai yah baat yah log khud hi samjh lenge apko uski chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai or jin logo ne apko yanha par bheja hai unse jakar bol dena ki yanha ki koi chinta na kare ab in logo ka unse koi matlab nahi hai or ab aap chahe to ja sakte hai magar bua ji aaj yahi par rahengi yah baat aap samjh sakte hai. ”
Fufa ji pahale se gusse me bhare hue the or is trah se unko aaj tak kisi ne nahi bola tha to vah gusse me aa gaye or uth kar jane lage phir pichhe mud kar bua ji ki traf dekhe or bole
Fufa ji : “ tujhe samjh me nahi aya ki yah sab hamko yanha se jane ko bol rahe hai or iske baad bhi tu ab tak yanha par baithi hui hai. Tujhe jara bhi sharm nhi haihai ki tere pati ke aisa bartav kiya ja rha hai tu abhi tak yanha par baithi hui hai… ”
Fufa ji ki baat sunkar Kusum bua jo ab bhi apni jagah par baithi hui thi vah thode kathor awaj me boli
Kusum bua : “ shayad aap bhul chuke hai ki yanha par ane se pahale hi mai apko boli thi ki vanha jakar apni juban band rakhna par tumko meri baat samjh me kanha ati hai isliye abhi tum ghar jao ham kal wapas ayenge. Mujhe abhi bhi kuchh bate clear karni hai kyunki yah baat bahut jaruri hai or mai aise nahi ja sakti hu. ”
Bua ji ki baat sunkar fufa vanha se bahar chale gaye or unke jane ke baad Anjali didi meri traf dekhi or phir bahut aram se boli
Anajli didi : “ chhotu tu shayad bhul chuka hai ki mai ek medical student hu or maine exam de diya hai or abhi kuchh din pahale hi mai achhe marks se pass kar liya hai or ab mujhe ek saal ka intership karna hai jiske liye maine hospital choose kar liya hai ab bas kuchh hi samay me mai vanha par jane wali hu to koi or job karne ka to sawal hi nahi uthata hai. ”
Yah sab bate sunkar mai hairaan ho gya tab mai bola
Mai : -“ agar aisi baat hai to phir aap job ke liye idhar udhar kyu interview de rahi hai. Jab mujhe iska pata chala to maine baat ki or ab aap bol rahi hai ki apko job nahi karni hai. ”
Meri baat sunkar Priti didi apni jagah se uthi or mujhe sar par ek halka sa jhapad mara or boli
Priti didi : “ Pata nahi tujhe kisne galat khabar di or tune bhi bina ham sabse baat kiye hi Anjali ke liye job ki baat kar li or jabki interview dene ke liye mai ja rahi thi or baat tune Anajli ke liye ha bhala mai teri lagti hi kya hu. ”
Unki baate sunkar mai hairani se unko dekhne laga or phir mai unki traf dekha or bola
Mai : “ Di janha tak mai janta hu jija ji ki khud ki company hai to bhala apko idhar udhar job khojne ki kya jarurat padh gyi.”
Ritu didi : “ Nahi ab iski shadi Dada ji ne tod di hai jab unko is baat ki jankari mili ki dad ne yah shadi ek business deal pane ke liye kar rahe hai or iske alwa uski pahale se ek biwi hai par vah maa nhi ban sakti or phir bhi bina talak diye iske sath bhi shadi karna chahta hai or yah sab jankar bhi dad ne shadi tay ki hai to dada ji dad par bahut gussa hue or phir yah shadi tod di hai or ab pichhale kuchh dino se Priti yanhi par rah kar job khoj rahi hai. ”
Jab yah sari bate mujhe maloom hui to mujhe ek jhatka laga ki vah log kewal ham logo ke sath hi nahi balki paiso ke liye apni betiyon ki bhi souda karne me koi kami nhi chhoda to mujhe is baat par gussa to bahut aya or tabhi mera fon baja or maine dekha ki yah fon Ruchika ka hi hai to mai fon uthaya to Ruchika ne kaha
Ruchika : “ har mard ki tarah ap bhi bina puri baat jane or samjhe kuchh bhi bol kar fash jate hai maine aisa kab bola ki aap apni bahan Anjali ko bhejiye balki maine yah kaha tha ki aap apni bahan ko bhej do or aap kya matalb nikal liye. ”
Mai :“ oh to iska matalab sab kuchh jankar bhi tumne mujhe adhuri jankari di or yah halat banaye. ”
Meri baat sunkar Ruchika khul kar hasne lagi or phir vah apne hi andaj me boli
Ruchika : “ kya sach me apko yah lagta hai ki maine apse jhuth bola hai. Maine kewal itna hi bola ki apki bahan job ke liye interview de rahi hai usko office bhej dena or iske alwa to maine kuchh bhi nahi kaha tha to phir yah galat iljaam mere upar kyu. ”
Mai :» “ achha thik hai koi baat nhi jo tum bolo vhi sahi hai or ab batao kya karna hai. ”
Ruchika :» “ ab jab sari bate clear ho chuki hai to ab bhi yah puchhana thik hoga or vaise aaj hamari shadi hui hai to hamari first night hai aaj to kya aaj apni dulahan ko akele chhodane ka irada hai. ”
Uski baat sunkar mai hairan hua phir jald hi khud ko sambhal liya or mai bola
Mai :» “ nahi abhi is bare me ham bat nahi kar sakte hai or mai jald hi apse milne ata hu phir is par ham vichar karenge par mera kaam jald se jald karva dijiye. ”.
Iske bad mai Priti di ki traf muda or mai bahut shanti se kaha
Mai :» “ Didi mere samjhane me hi galti ho gyi thi darshal vah log apke hi bare me hi baat kar rahe the par mujhe laga ki vah Anjali di ke bare me baat kar rahe hai par abhi unka hi fon aya tha or sari bate clear ho gayi hai or ap kal chale jayiyega apki job pakki hai. ”
Aise hi bate karte hue ham sab ne dher sari masti ki or ab mere room me Komal didi or Ruhi di dono hi mujhe ghur kar dekhe ja rahi thi or mai unke samne baitha hua kisi mujarim ki trah or is wakt dono bahane meri hi class laga rahi thi or mai bas unki bate sun rha tha tabhi Juhi di meri traf dekh kar boli
Juhi di :» “ kamine tujhe kya lagta hai tu mere se bach jayega. Yanha itna sab kuchh tere sath hua or tune mujhe ek bar bhi batana jaruri nahi samjha. Vaise to bolta hai ki tu meri bahan kam dost hai par jab tujhe meri jarurat thi to tune ek baar bhi mere ko yaad nhi kiya. ”
Unki bate sunkar mai kuchh wakt tak unko dekha or phir mai bola
Mai :» “ mai janta hu ki apko mere na batane ki wajah se apko dukh ho rha hai par ap yah bhul rahi hai ki us wakt kisi ne bhi mere upar yakin nhi kiya or sabne mujhe mara hua ghoshit kar diya or us wakt Priya bata rahi thi sabhi log aye hue the usme apke mom dad bhi the or vaise bhi fufa ji kuchh khas pashand to karte nahi hai or agar us time ap ya Ruhi di dono me se kisi ne bhi mujhe galat najar se dekhta to mai pal bhar me toot jata. ”
Aaj ki sham yuhi bato me kat gayi or phir raat me maa or bua dono ne milkar ek sath khana banaya or phir ham sab ek jagah par baith kar khana khane lage or phir ham sabne khana khaya or phir sabhi apne kamre me sone ke liye chale gaye. Kuchh time baad mai apni duniya me gya or vanha se kuchh khas jadi butiyo ko toda or uska ek khas dava banana suru kar diya or phir karib adhe ghante me sara ki help se maine us dava ko taiyar ksr liye or phir mai vapas jane laga to Sara ne mujhe rokate hue kaha
Sara :» “ Malik apne jo yah khas dava taiyaar kiya hai usase apki didi ka ilaj to ho jayega par iske kuchh or bhi asar honge or mujhe lagta hai uske jawab ap pahale hi soch le to hi dena thik hoga warna ho sakta hai kal ek naya hangama suru ho jaye. ”
Mai uski baat sunkar mai thoda satrk ho gya or phir mai Sara ki traf dekh kar bola
Mai :»“ dekho Sara jo bhi kahana hai khul kar bolo kyunki janha tak mai janta hu isme koi bhi aisi jadi buti nahi dali gayi hai jo ki didi ko hani pahuchaye . ”
Meri bato par Sara ne apna sar pakad liya or badi ada se boli
Sara :» “ badi malkin ne sach hi boli hai ki aap kisi bhi bat ka matlab khud hi nikal lete hai or phir uske hisab se kaam or bate karte hai isliye pahale puri bat sune or usko samjhe phir jakr kuchh bolna chahiye par nahi apko to khud ki hi bate sochani hai or vaisi hi dharana bana leni hai. ”
Sara ki baat sunkar mai hairan ho gya or phir mai bola
Mai :»“ sabse pahle to tum mujhe yah batane ki kasht karogi ki yah badi malkin koun paida ho gyi or vah mere ko kab kya boli. ”
Sara :» “ ap bhul gye ki apne do shadiya ki hai or unme se jo apki pahli wife Ruchika hai vahi to meri badi malkin hai or ab unhone kya bola tha yah baat mujhe to batane kj jarurat bhi nhi hai . ”
Uski baat sunkar mai soch me padh gya or phir khud ko shsnt kiya or phir maine kaha
Mai :» “ haa to tum uski chinta mat karo ab mai jo karunga vah thoda khul kar hi karunga kyunki mai apni powers apne hi ghar walo se chhupaya to future me aise bahut se sawal uthne suru ho jayenge jinka jawab dena kathin ho jayega isliye sabse achha yahi hoga ki mai pahale hi unko apne sath mila lu taki jab kisi bhi trah ki madad ki jarurat ho to mai bina kisi dar ke mai bol saku. "
Itna bol kar mai apne room me wapas aya or phir mai Anjali di ke room ki traf chal diya janha par Anjali didi ka room tha par is time room ka darvaja andar se bhale hi band thi par mai saff saff dekh sakta tha ki Anjali didi us dava ke karan apne aap se bahar thi or apni garmi shant karne le liye dildo ka use kar rahi thi
Ab didi ne bhale hi darvaja band kar rakha tha par iske baad bhi mujhe sab kuchh saff dikhai de rha tha or mai is time par pahali baar Anajli di ko is haal me dekh rha tha or sabse badi baat yah thi ki vah bahut teji se apni chut me dildo ka use kar rhi thi or jis trah se vah mideam size dildo didi ki chut me andar bahar ho rha tha usko dekh kar to yah pakka ho chuka tha ki vah koi kiwari ladki nahi balki chut open ho chuki thi or jis beadrdi se vah apne badan ko mashal rahi thi uske karan unka badan pura laal ho chuka tha or unko dekh kar is baat ka andaja lagaya ja sakta hai ki vah apni body ko dard de rahi thi taki vah isase apni dimaag ko shant kar sake. Yah sab mere se or nahi dekha gya to mai vanha se wapas jane hi wala tha tabhi meri najar apne room se niche ati hui Priti di par padi to mai unke pass gya or bola
Mai :»“ didi ek chhota sa kaam tha apse kya aap mera vah kaam kar sakti hai. ”
