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Critical situation…
“Tum samaj kyo nahi rahe ho ….”
Sunil “richa mujhe uska sath dena hoga”
Richa ne sunil ka coller pakad liya aur gusai se boli “phir se marwa doge tum log…usai uski baat mankar …tum logo ko pata bhi h kaise bacha tha kis condition mai tha aur ab tak kya huva h ….nahi na bus usai tikh dekha aur ho gaye uske sath ….aur tum kyo meri baat sunoge wo bhi ek muu boli bahan ki jo sagi bhi nahi h”
Sunil gusai se “Richa”
Richa “ohh gusa araha h bahan manta h toh rakh meri baat ki value mat jane do unhe”
Sunil apna sir pakadkar baith gaya
Richa “Bahut muskil se bache h wo aur ab main tumhari bahan ke sath sath unki patni bhi hu ye dekho ye mangal sutra aur ye maang mai sindoor tumhare dost ke naam ka he h”
Sunil khada ho gaya aur richa ko pakadkar “kyaaaa kaha”
Richa “ wahi jo tumne suna meri unse shadi ho chuki h”
Sunil “kaise kab aur hume pata kyo nahi h …tum ye sab jane se mana karne ke liye kah rahi ho na”
Richa “mazak kar rahi hu bilkul nahi meri har baat sach h”aur phir usne ne ek lambi saans li aur har baat batati chali gayii aur richa ki baat soon usai mahsus hota gaya ki richa aur divya ne kya kya sacrifies kiya h khaskar richa ne …usne richa ko gale laga liya aur kafi dair tak lagaye rakha…aur alag hokar uske ansuu pounchkar …usne kaha “ i m sorry meri bahan mujhe nahi pata tha ki tune itna kuch saha h par main bhi kya karu raj bhi kasam se bandha huva h usne poonam se wada kiya tha ki wo uski khusiya usai loutayega aur isliye wo jana chahta h …..aur tumhe nahi pata hoga ki wo raj ke bina nahi ji payegi….uski halat bahut buri ho rakhi h tum usai dekhti toh sayad samajti ki wo kya se kya ho gayi h …aur sonali dii unke sath kya huva h…tumhe bhi abhi bahut kuch janna h isliye tumhe delhi se ya yanhi se sidhe mandava jana chahiye aur sachayi janni chahiye ….sirf tum he nahi aur bhi h jinhone bahut kuch sacrifies kar diya h jismai ek naam tumhari bhabhi ka bhi h …aur rahi baat raj ki toh main baat karta hu chalo mere sath …
Richa “tum jante ho ki wo mujhse dhang se baat nahi karenge”
Sunil “main hu na dekhta hu kamine ko kaise meri bahan se bakwas karega”
Sunil aur richa ko ek sath ate dekh …raj samaj gaya ki ek bhai bahan ke ansuo mai agaya h …par wo bola kuch nahi …
Sunil “baad mai jayenge kaam h abhi mujhe jo ki bahut jaruri h”
Raj “ mech mike hum teeno he chal rahe h …”
Ye soon sunil ki ankhe choudi ho gayiii…
Raj “pata tha ki tu apni bahan ke ansuo mai pighal jayega tujh Mai ab wo aag nahi rahi”
Sunil “tuu sale” tabhi usai yaad aya ki sala toh wo kudh ban gaya h usne hadbadakar richa ko dekha aur phir raj ki taraf dekh kar bola “kamine”
Richa dubara se raj ke samne khadi ho gayi aur usai ghoorne lagi
Raj “tumm”
Richa “ ha main maine tumhe bachaya do saal seva kari isliye ki tum mujhe uthkar akad dikhao”
Raj “toh ghulami karu”
Richa “karo kisne mana kiya h main taiyar hu”
Raj “richa mujhe gussa mat dilao”
Richa “ thapad maroge..maro mujhe dar nahi lagta h yumse ye lo par ye baat kaan kholkar soon lo main tumhe kanhi nahi jane dungi”
Raj gusai se sunil se “tu teri bahan ko lekar ja warna tere mere bich jagda ho jayega…
Richa “ usai kyo bolte ho mujhse bolo nahi jaungi…mera ghar h tum koun hote mujhe bhejne wale mera man karega wo karungi”
Raj “ ye meri maa ka ghar h”
Richa “ ye meri saas ka ghar h”
Raj “kounsi saas khawab mat dekho”
Richa “bade jaban wale bane firte ho vidya maa ne hamara rishta bachpan mai he tay kar diya tha tab toh bada mera hath pakde huve the ab kya huva school ka jine marne ka wada bhul gaye ek jagda kya huva pyar bhul gaye…aur….tod do unka tay kiya huva rishta”
Raj gusai se “jaisa bhai waisi bahan jaban ladwa lo” itna kah wo bahar nikal gaya …
Side mai dur khada sherdil simmi dimpi aur nitti se “ waise ek baat toh h richa bhabhi choti h si h . par h bahut khatarnak nirwana ki he bolti band thi inke samne toh raj ki kya chalne wali thi bechara khisyani billi ki tarah khamba nouch kar chala gaya ….” Uski baat soon teeno ne bus ek sathh hmmm jah gardan hila di aur muu par hath rakh hasne lagi…tabhi richa ki nazar sherdil par padi toh sherdil battisi dikhane laga aur thumsup dikha kar batane ki kosis karne laga ki main toh apki taraf hu….bechara aur kya karta …usai dar tha ki ye chota packet bada dhamka us par na fat pade…aur huva bhi wahi …
Richa “,tum kyo battisii dikha rahe ho tum bhi toh uske he bhai ho …saand bus sing marne ate h”
Sherdil man mai “saand aur main wo bhi sing marne wala” usne dimpi simmi nitti ki taraf dekha toh wo uski taraf dekh muu par hath rakh hans rahi thi….
Simmi “bhai bhabhi gussai mai h chalo Raj bhai ke pass chalte h dekhte h wo kya kahte h”
Aur charo chal diye raj ke pass raj bahar akela khada tha…
Simmi “Bhai shant ho jao wo apki yadast gayi huvi thi na isliye apko yaad nahi h bhabhi ne kya kya kiya h apke liye”
Raj ne moodkar usai ghoora..sur bola bhabhi kahna band kar pahle..
Nitti “bhabhi sorry richa toh bata rahi thi ki ap toh apni bahno par kabhi gusaa karte he nahi ho par ap toh bahut gusa kar rahe ho”
Raj ne teeno ki noutanki dekhi toh bola “ main tum teeno par gusa nahi kar raha hu…wo toh us chudail ki wajah se dimag garam h hight mai itni si h kandhe tak badi muskil se pahuchti h par baate dekho aj nahi school se he aisi h chidokli”
Sherdil “bhai tu”
Raj “tu kuch mat bola tu bhi chamcha h uska sab pata h mujhe aur meri aur uski shadi kabhi nahi hogi isliye bhabhi ke sapne chod de samjha chamcha kanhi ka”
Sherdil ka muu khula rah gaya ek saand bolti h dusra chamcha ab usai mahsus huva ki kyo sunil uske samne rona rota rahta tha ki karo toh maro aur na karo toh maro….
Nitti raj ke hath ke baju pakde huve chodo bhai ap sari tension chalo khana khate h aj hum teeno apko khana khilayengi…apne hatho se….
Raj “ chalo dimag ko kha gayi wo …aur dur rahna ussai virus h wo”
Khane ki table par sab baithe huve the …aur sabko pata tha ki abhi raj aur richa ke bich nokhjhokh huvi thi….
Jogindar “aj garmi jayda h kya ya mujhe he mahsus ho rahi h”
Chief ke chehre par muskaan agayiii aur bole “maine suna h kisi surma ki bolti band ho gayi thi aj”
Gajendra singh “hum toh nahi darte the…par aj kal ke jawano mai wo dum kanha raha”
Jogindar “ha bilkul bahar toh babbar sher aur ghar mai dher”
Richa ne gardan upar uthayi aur jogindar singh ko ghoor kar dekha aur jogindar singh ko khansi agayi
Richa “aram se khana khayiye khate waqt bolna acha nahi hota h….”
Sunil bechara sherdil ke sath baitha chup chap jaldi jaldi khana kha raha tha…usai pata tha ki jaldi nahi kari toh bhukhe rahna pad sakta h unhe aise khata dekh rajeev bole “tum dono ko kya jaldi h kanhi jana h kya jo itni jaldi jaldi kha rahe ho khana”
Aur bus dono ke gale mai khana attak gaya aur wo buri tarah khasne lage ….aur richa aur raj dono unhe dekhne lage…
Sunil pani pite huve “rajeev sir ap khana khayiye na shanti se ….jawalamukhi fatne ki chetwani mili huvi h hume isliye uske ane se pahle kha rahe h kya pata kab fat pade ayr baad mai khane ka mouka mile yaa na mile …aur bus raj aur richa ke chehre ke expression badal gaye….par baki sabke hansi ke thahake ghoonj gaye….
Kuch dair baad…
Sunil “pata h ahsaan jitni bahne h sabhi is kamine ko pasand karti h aur indono ke chakkar mai pisna mujhe padta h ladte ye h par sunate mujhe …abhi he dekhle yaar miya biwi ki ladayi aur suna mujhe rahe the…ab bata meri kya galti h sali ye kya jindgi h pahle mila nahi tha toh 2 saal tak isai dhundhta raha aur mil gaya h toh ab bahno ke natak suru ho gaye h”
Sherdil “ha yaar meri bhi kayi dino se buri halat h bhabhi suna jati h aur ye raj toh nirwana deepu raj khel khelkar meri halat kharab kar rakhi h yanha se jakar kisi dr se milna padega”
Sunil “richa h na”
Sherdil “pagal kutte ne kata h kya maarna h toh sidhe bolde yaar sherni ke muu mai kyo bhej raha h chir faad kar dengi meri aur main uff tak nahi kar paunga…”
Sunil “ha ha ha ye toh mere sath tab se hota aaraha h jab se raj mila h”
Aur dono hasne lage tabhi piche se mityudoot akar … “kundan ki wife aur beti ko opposition party ke leader uthakar le gaye h…”
Sunil “uske sath wahi hoga jo wo aj tak karti ayi h”
Sherdil “apne pati ke bistar ke liye ab uske sath bhi roj naye mard honge acha h yahi hona chahiye tha us jaisi ke sath”
Toh insai dur sahar mai opposition party house mai…
Kundan ki wife ki rah rah kar cheekhe ghoonj rahi thi…rah rah rah kar isliye kyoki uski umar ke party worker …jaise he wo cheekne ke liye muu kholti apna lund uske muu ghoosa dete aur uski cheek ghoo ghoo mai he rah jati….
Party leader “kyo thakuraine ye yaad ana h ye wahi mla h jiski beti ka rape tere he kahne par huva tha aur iske samne he isko beti ne khud khushi ki thi…aj tere sath bhi yahi hoga dekh” itna kah usne tv on kiya toh ek live footage chalne lagi janha kundan ki beti nangi idhar udhar bhag rahi thi…aur sare worker uske sath khel rahe the….
Leader “ maza aya …teri he beti h na bahuto ko apni car se aur nokar bana bana kar aur tourture kar kar mara h na …ye sab aj nahi nahi…rojteri beti ke sath bhi yahi karenge uske sath hum bistar honge uski roj suhagraat aur suhag din hoga…aur wo dekh wo raha dr jo dhayan rakhega ki ye mare nahi …
Kundanki wife bus tefi ankh se screenhe dekh pa rahi thi ..kyoki uske teeno chedo mai toh teenlund gusai huve the….wo na cheek sakti thi na kuch kar sakti thi ..
Idhar
Jab raj sone ke liye gaya toh …
Usai dhake maar uske yani richa ke ghar bhej diya….simmi nitti aur dimbi ne …ki apko dr ke sathrahna chahiye chot lagi huvi h…aur raj ghar mai ghooskar sofe par baithi richa ko dekhne laga..
Richa “kha nahi jaungi aur waise bhi aisa kuch nahi h tumhara jo maine dekha nahi h samjhe”
Raj “ tumm”
Richa “jao so jao bade aye..mujhe ankhe dikhane wale..aur ha ghar se bahar nikalne ka raat ko sochna bhi nahi..warna”
Raj “warna kyaa”
Richa “Divya maa nanaji wale ghar mai he h ”
Raj man mai “kamini sali” aur chup chaap jakar bed par late gaya aur richa sofe par laiti usai dekhti rahi …..
Raj ek hour baad utha aur uske pass akar bola “main kya hu tumhare liye”
Richa ek pal rooki aur uski ankho mai dekh kar boli “sabkuch”
Raj “toh meri har baat manogi “
Richa khushi se “jindgi bhar”
Raj “promise”
Richa “promise”
Raj “toh tum agai koyi sawal nahi puchogi aur kuch nahi bologi ab kal tum delhi ja rahi ho aur wanhi se agai ki padhayi karogi”
Richa ne ekthapad raj ke gaal par mara aur palatkar sofe par late kar jor se raj ko galiya dene lagi ….
Bahar khada mityudoot dusre mityudoot se badbadaya… “sonali beti ki sangadh ka asar toh nahi pad gaya h richa beti par. Waise galiyo mai thoda farak toh h warna wo toh maa bahan ki galiya deti h master ko par ye bhi kuch had tak wahi kar rahi h…”
Dusra mityudoot “ ye phir bhi tikh h par sonali toh aag h aag h soch raha hu jab master ke bare mai pata lagega tab wo kaise react karenge…bahut pitenge….master”
Pahla mityudoot ke expression pure change ho gaye aur wo hanste huve bola “wo toh master ke bina bataye kuch din jane par he tod fod deti thi toh yanha toh 2 saal se gayab h he he he bahut pitne wale h maza ayega pitayi dekhne mai”
Dusra mityudoot “hansle beta hansle aur jab usai ye pata lag gaya ki hume pata tha toh socha h hamara kya hoga is umar mai hadiya ya dant tute toh judenge bhi nahi”
Aur ye sunte he dono ek dusre ko dekhne lage….
Pahla mityudoot “mere pait mai rah rah kar dard uthta h ajkal sayad pathri hogi mandava jane par hospital mai admit ho jaunga ilaj ke liye”
Dusra mityudoot “mujhe bhi saans lene mai dikat hoti h fefade aur body ka treatment kara lunga tere sath he admit hokar…warna ghar rahe toh aur kharab ho jayenge…
Ye kah dono ek dusre ko bahano par shabashi dene lage …akhir sabko pata tha ki sonali ka gusa kitna khatarnak hota h…aur is baar toh raj ne kaam he aisa kiya h….ki goliya he na chal pade…
Agle din subhe….
Raj… baithak mai sabke sath baitha tha…. “ Bade papa,chief sir nanaji…main tikh ho gaya hu ye baat abhi kisi ko nahi batani h..
Jogindar “kyo”
Raj “pahle meri baat toh sun lijiye puri….”
Jogindar “tikh h”
Raj “wo isliye kyoki hamare pariwar ki wajah se papa ke dosto ke pariwar ki jindgiya bhi barbaad ho gay…ab wo jinda h ya nahi mujhe nahi pata par ravindar uncle wo badi kadi h jinse sara sach bahar aasakta h bahar…isliye unhe chudana bahut jaruri h …wo papa ke sabse kareeb dost the aur papa ke baad sabse jayda bura unke sath he huva hoga…aur poonam wo toh bina baap ke rahi h unke jinda hone ke baad bhi….”
Chief “par wo h kanha”
Raj “wo finland ke ek Island
par kaid h jo ki ek secret prosion h”
Chief hmm aur achanak he khade hokar “kya kaha finlad par ek Island par kanhi wo death island par toh kaidnahi h janha world ke un kaidiyo ko he rakha jata h jo world ke sabse khunkaar kaidi hote h”
Raj “ap jante h”
Chief “nahi jab Russian intellengence ke sath humne ek secret opration kiya tha tab unke opration incharge ke sath mere ache reletion ban gaye the unhone he bataya tha isliye mujhe pata h …par wanha ki toh security bhi sabse khatarnak hogi aur sabse badi baat wo island dhundhna bhi muskill bahut muskill h kyoki wanha unhe he rakha jata h jo world ki top 100 list mai hote h…aise mai location dhundhna aur chudana sabse muskill h
Raj ne mech ki taraf dekha
Mech
Mech “ maine america ke wanted contract killer se contact kiya tha usne mujhe ek hacker ke contact diye aur usi ne he bataya ki singh naam se ek person h jisai alag prison se kuch waqt pahle he finland laya gaya h….jo approx 17 saalo se saja kaat raha h aur ab usko maar diya jayega….”
Johindar “agar wo ravindar bhai h toh unhe chudana hoga raj kyoki ek wo he the jo har waqt sahdev bhai ke sath khade rahe h ….unhe sabse jayda information pata hogi ki akhir kiski wajah se ye sab huva h”
Raj “isiliye main chahta hu ki mere jinda hone ya tikh hone ki baat abhi dabi rahe …unko india lane ke baad he main sabse milunga”
Chief “mujhe do din do main arrangement karta hu”
Raj “Nahi sir is baar hum jayenge aur leagally aur valid visa ke sath jayenge ….mech aur mike wanhi finland ke h isliye koyi problem nahi hogi….lagta h ab purane dost se milne ka waqt agaya h ….hume delhi jana hoga”
Sunil “main private jet ka arrangement karta hu”
Raj ne ha mai gardan hila di….
Par bahar jane se pahle rooka aur bola …. “Yaar sahdev uncle ke dost narpat singh jinda h abhi ek mahine pahle he mile h kaise ye baad mai bataunga par wo kah rahe the ki madhya pardesh mai ek jagah h junagarh wanha ye log kaam se bahut baar jate the aur unka dost vipin ka pura pariwar wanhi rahta tha …unhone he transportation ka sara set up kiya tha …toh mujhe lagta h pahle wanha jaya jaye unke wanha se kafi sari information mil jayegi …ya aisa karte h main mech aur mike pahle chale jate h finland aur location search karte h jab tak tu”
Raj “ha ye tikh h”
Sunil “toh pahle delhi chal raha h ya sidhe”
Raj “critical situation h”
Sunil “Dekh bhai wanha waqt lagega kyo ki finland bahut bada h aur hum aisi location dhundh rahe h jo bahut secret h aur upar se tu abhi tikh huva h toh tujhe rest ki jarurat h”
Raj “Tikh h main kal junagarh ke liye nikal jaunga”
Richa “par tum delhi chal rahe the na”
Raj ne usai dekha aur aisa muu banaya jaise bol raha ho tere sath dimag kharab nahi h mera…
Unki baat Abhi khatam huvi he thi ki opposition party ke leader agaye….
Leader “Namaskar thakur saab”
Umed singh “hairani se ji namaskar neta ji ”
Leader “Thakur saab apko ab hamari party ka mukhya chehra dubara se banna hoga”
Umedsingh “main”
Richa aakar “Haa sochiye mat ye sab aise he nahi aye h divya maa ne vidya group of hospital ko yanhi rakhne ke liya haa kaha h tabi apke liye aye h”
Umed singh “par”
Leader “Thakur saab haa nahi kahenge toh hum yanhi dharne par baith jayenge …ap pahle bhi hamare mukhya neta the wo toh kundan ne jaan se marne ki dhamki de rakhi thi aur jo nahi mane unke sath apko bhi pata h usne kya kya kiya h par ab toh sari power apki he h”
Tabhi commissioner bhi agaye
Chief “ha thakur saab ap befikra rahiye ab nobat nahi ayegi….dubara waisi … main bhi apko full support dunga bus jab tak illegal kaam na ho aur commissioner bhi apka support karenge”
Gajendra singh “papa ha bol dijiye”
Umed singh “tikh h neta ji main apke sath hu taiyari suru kijie chunav prachaar ki abki baar imandari ki sarkar …na ghotala na hoga bhrastachaar … yahi punch line banayiyega”
Leader “ji thakur saab jaisa ap chahe izzazat dijiye”
Richa jo sab soon chuki thi
wo kuch bol nahi rahi thi bus sunil ko he ghoor rahi thi…
Commissioner jogindar aur chief se ap dono mere sath chal sakte h office tak mujhe kuch behad jaruri mamlo mai apki help leni h”
Dono “chalo”
Raj gajendra se “maa ka room kounsa tha”
Gajendra “vidya ka …ao andar chale” aur phir ek roomke pass akar jo lock tha usai khola aur bole yahi room tha vidya ka thoda change kiya h par uski cheeje waisi he rakhi huvi h…tum andar ja sakte ho”
Raj andar gaya toh samne he uski maa ki badi si photo lagi huvi thi….raj ne hath se apni maa ki photo ko chukar dekha aur emotional ho gaya ….samne ek bed tha jis par wo late gaya …aur usai kab nind agayi pata he nahi laga….shamko uski nind khuli….
Raj ne khidki se bahar dekha toh sham chuki thi wo kudh se bola… “main itni dair tak soya raha…”wo khada hokar bahar aya…toh samne sherdil khada tha aur richa se daant kha raha tha….sherdil ki nazar raj par gayi toh uski jaan mai jaan ayiii…aur wo bola “tu uth gaya bhai….aja …bhabhi ne chaye banayi h”aur bus wo khud se he bola “benstokes madhumakhi ke chathte se bacha toh saanp ke bill mai hath daal diya abe hutiye bhabhi bolna jaruri tha”
Raj “kya bola”
Sher “kuch nahi …tune kya suna bhabhi ….tere kaan bajne lage h”
Itna kah wo “aya sunil kah nikal gaya full speed se”
Richa “Baitho chaye laati hu”
Raj “banani agayi”
Richa ne palatkar ghoora aur boli “ ha agayiii…”
Raj ne nitti ki taraf dekha aur bola “tujhe badi hansi arahi h”
Nitti “bhai …wo isliye hans rahi hu kyoki sherdil bhai ki sher giri nikal gayi thi abhi abhi waise maine suna ap bahut rich ho”
Raj “tu bol kya chahiye tujhe”
Nitti “pakka na ap mana nahi karenge na”
Raj “chal nahi karunga pakka”
Nitti “mujhe bahar ghumna h maine kuch bhi nahi dekha h matlb main kabhi bahar nahi gayi hu”
Raj “ Tikh h waise ye kaam toh ahsaan bhi kar deta”
Nitti “wo kya unko kuch nahi pata h khali body banate ghumte h is mamle mai wo zero h ha ladayi pitayi wo sab kar sakte h hamare liye…please ap kuch kijiye na”
Raj “Tikh h” tabhi richa agayi chaye lekar…aur wo bola inhe delhi aur aaspass ghuma do ”
Richa “aur mujhe kya milega”
Raj “ tumhe kya chahiye”
Richa “chodo tum de nahi paoge”
Raj “ toh mat maango”
Richa “tuummm”
Raj “tumne he toh kaha”
Richa tea ka cup hath mai dekar pair patakte huve chali gayi…
Raj “ye aise he rahti h kya…
Nitti “are nahi ye toh bahut simple cool rahti h pata nahi abhi he aise kyo kar rahi h by the way thank you so much bhai”
Raj koyi baat nahi khub maje karna richa ke pass bahut paise h….full udana …ok
Nitti “yipppeee main abhi simmi aur dimpi ko batati hu”
Raj sirf muskara diya aur sochne laga ….
Place junagarh ….
“kya dikat ho gayi h be”
Admi “maalik ye kah raha bomb
diya tha usai bada chahiye h matlb aur barood wala”
“Kya karega khair rokda laya h”
Samne se “yelijiye 20 carod nagad pahuchana apko padega”
“Are babu hum transport king hu sara do number ka maal yanha wanha karta hu tum jo ye mahngi gadi ka jor dikha rahe ho isjaisi mai baithkar toh main huggne jata hu samjhe kaam ho jayega”
Aur samne wale ke jate he wo admi cheekha apne piche khadi shandar haveli ki taraf dekh kar “are kanha mar gayi re”
Uski awaj soon ek aurat bhagti huvi ayi “ ji ji ji”
Admi “kaa ji ji ji laga rakhi h”
Aurat maalik “wo wo usai chod dijiye”
Admi “are usai kya karunga wo toh hamari haveli ki shobha badayegi uska gadraya badan dekhte he ang ang mai aaglag jati h bus 18ki ho jaye”
Aurat rote huve “maalik sab toh mar gaye bus hum kuch he bache h hum par raham kariye”
Admi ek laat marte huve “chup kar randi sali mujhe sikhati h…tera khasam vipin usne daba kar rakha jo bhi mainkaam karta bich mai mapni maa chudane ajata tabse he humne kasamkhayi thi ki uski nasalki ha pidi aur chinnal humari ranadi aur admi hamara ghulam hoga .. sahdev par bahute bharosa tha na ja ab taiyar ho ja hum ate h kamre mai chalbhag nahi toh 18se pahli he teri beti ki seal tut jayegi”
Bechari dar ke maare andar chali gayi janha aur 5 aurte aur 6 ladkiya kaam par lagi huvi thi aur admi kisi ke hath daba rahe the toh kuch saaf safayi kar rahe the….
Raat ke waqt…
Aurat “mar bhi nahi sakte h warna ye hamare bacho ki jindgiya narak kar denge”
Ek admi “ab koun si swarg h bhabhi …saalo se narak mai he toh jee rahe h aur inhe dekho ye toh chote he the jab ye sab huva aur dekho aj bade hogaye h isi narak mai par inki havaniyat yahi nahi rooki pahle hamri betiyo ki izzat luti aur jab man bhar gaya toh bhai bahano ko he pati patni bana diya …
Aurat “ hoga …jarur hoga… tumhare bhai ke itne dost the koyi toh jarur ayega …aur jab ayega tab iska vinash bhi tay h”
Ek bujurg “bahu chod do ab toh tu teri nhuti aas ab koyi nahi ayega ana hota toh ajata itne saalo mai ab koyi nahi ayega …ab toh hamari jindgi mai jeete ji bus yahi narak likha huva h jo hum bugat rahe h”
Aur sare dukhi hokar mila huva khana khane lage jo kutto ke khane se bhi bekar tha khakar so gaye is umid mai ki kisi na kisi suraj ki kiran unki jindgi mai khushiyo ki roshni layega …
Toh idhar wo admi haveli mai baitha huva tha…ki uska ek admi uske pass bola… “maalik khabar h UP mai sarkar gir gayi h aur kundan aur unke pariwar ki ghar mai cylinder fatne se maut ho gayi h”
Maalik“kya bak rahe ho”
Admi “Ha maalik aur toh aur commissioner naya agaya h …aur police encounter kar rahi h”
Maalik “hum ye toh bahut gad bad b par kundan ko marna koyi pahad todne se kam nahi h pahle heemachal aur phir mumbayi aur delhi aur ab UP lagta h kuch gadbad h”
Admi “hmmm ek kaam karo apne sare khabriyo ko kaam par laga de jara si hul chal ho toh hume khabar kar de aur ab ye bata wo hathiyaro ki supply gayi ….
Admi “ji maalik wo toh bhej di h aur abki baar keral se bada order aya h bol rahe h badi deewali manani h”
Maalik “tikh h rakam milte he supply kardo aur abki baar unhe bolna maal kadak bhejhe hamare neta log kunwari ki deemand kar rahe h”
Admi ji “ji maalik” itna kah wo chala gaya…
Maalik ne apni lungi uthayi aur ek ladki ko baal pakadkar khinch liya aur bola “ itna he niklega ismai se kitna chusegi”
Wo ladki jaldi se bhag gayiii…
Maalik “bhahinchod koyi toh h sala par h koun jo itna sab kuch kar jata h aur koyi kuch karta bhi nahi h banglore walo ko pata toh hoga he phir ye chup kahe baithe h sasur ke naati kal he toh sona bheja h tab bhi kuch nahi kaha”
Next day…
Afternoon 2pm
Junagarh railway station ….
“Ha babu kanha chaloge”
Shakhs “bhaiya BJS college”
Auto wala “Teacher ho”
Shakhs apna white sunglass set karta huva “ha bhaiya majburi mai ana pada”
Auto wala 100 rs lagenge
Shakhs “ tikh h bhai chalo”
Auto wala kounsa gaanv h
Shakhs “Bhaiya gawaliyar se h”
Auto wala “hum jhansi se h”
Shakhs “bhaiya jagah toh bahut achi h”
Auto wala “babu jagah toh swarg h agar apne kaam se kaam rakho warna narak bante bhi time nahi lagti h…” auto wala red light par rooka toh samne se ek admi bhag raha tha aur uske piche kayi sare gunde bhag rahe the aurwo bhag rahe admi ne piche moodkar gundo ki taraf dekha toh uske pair apas mai takra gaye aur wo gir gaya …aur girte he gundo ne gher liya aur bole “bhaiya ji ke bare mai chaapega ab teri khabar chapegi aur usai wanhi kaat kar sabke samne chale gaye
Autowala “ap samjhe hum kyo bole apne kaam se kaam rakho toh swarg warna narak h”
Shakhs “samaj gaya bhaiya”
Auto wala kuch dair baad “lo bhaiya ji apka college agaya…
Shakhs “ye lo bhaiya thank you”
Itna kah shakhs apna bag taang kar andar chala gaya aur reception desk par khada hokar “hi my self Raj singh”
Counter par baithi lady “Yes please”
Raj “ye mera appointment latter h”
Receptionist lady “appointment latter dekh kar ohh tohap h yoga teacher”
Raj “jii”
Lady “please mere sath ayiye aur usai lekar principal room ki taraf chali gayi aur boli mam andar h”
Raj “ok”aur door knock kiya..
Aur andar se awaj ayi “come in”
Raj andar akar “hello mam”
Principal “ oh mr raj pleaseplease”
Raj chair par baithkar “mam sirf Raj kahiye”
Principal “ok well raj Government norms h yoga teacher rakhna he hoga aur apke bare mai toh vidya group se direct recommendation ayi h”
Raj “mam maine vidya group hospital delhi mai 2 saal working ki aur sath he fitness center chalaya h”
Principal “well apki age toh 28 batayi gayi h but apki age 22 ke aaspass ki lagti h”
Raj muskurakar “mam perfect diet aur perfect exercise ke sath chehre ka glow bana rahta h aur ap actual age se kam lagte h waise apke ankhe ke niche halke se dark circle bata rahe h ki ap nind nahi le pati h achi”
Principal chonkar “ha sahi kaha apne par kaise”
Raj “apki age thirties mai h but ap apni age se jayda ki lag rahi h rukiye main abhi tikh karta hu ap yanha ayiye”
Principal “ abhi office mai”
Raj “bilkul yanhi don't worry mam meri 70.percent femal clints he hoti h .. isliye ap trust kar sakti h”
Principal ke chehre par muskurahat agayi aur wo bich mai akar khadi ho gayi ..
Raj piche akar khada ho gaya aur dono hatho se principal ke hatho ko uski breast ke pass modkar lagaya aur phir upar kar teen baar upar niche kiya …kayi sare katke nikalne ki awaj ayi …phir raj ne principal ko wapas chair par bithakar garden ko dheere dheere gol gol ghumaya aur bade payar se gardan ke katke nikal diye…
Raj “kaisa lag raha h”
Principal “ bahut sukoon mila h body halki lag rahi h”
Raj “ek minut aur fir apne hatho se ek halki massage gardan ke passaur shoulders par dis minut tak di… fi bola “ab last step sofe par late jayiye”
Principal ne kuch nahi kaha aur late gayi
Raj “relax ho jayiye body ko loose chod de” aur phir raj ne principal ke pair ke ghutno ke pass se pakadkar teda kiya aur kamar par ungli sharat se firate huve ek ungli ka halka sa pressure diya jiski wajah se principal ki siski nikalgahi aur raj ke chehre par muskaan agayi aur phir ran ne principal ki gori kamar ko chute huve hatheli ka pressure kamar par diya aur kahi sare katko ki awaj huvi aur sath he principal ki bhi aahhh nikal gayi…phir raj ne dusri tarafse bhi same procedure kiya
Raj “kaisa feel kar rahi h”
Principal “relax aj tak itna light feel nahi kiya h khudko apke hatho mai magic h”
Raj “Thank you mam”
Principal “fir toh dubara service leni padegi”
Raj “kabhi bhi mam”
Principal “waise kanha rooke huve h ap”
Raj “yahi toh problem h abhi rent par room dekh raha hu par mila nahi h”
Principal “ ap hamare guest house mai rook jayiye jab tak main dekhti hu apke rookne ke liye”
Raj “ye best rahega”
Kuch dair aur principal se baat ki aur guest room ki taraf nikal gaya …tabhi uske mobile par call aya usne call uthaya toh awaj ayi “photo bhej di h aur location bhi”
Raj call disconnect hone ke baad “oh toh principal maidam ke bahut pahuchi huvi chij h well maza ayega”
Aj ke liye itna he ….masti mai padhne ka bindas likes aur revoes pelne ka…
Critical situation…
“Tum samaj kyo nahi rahe ho ….”
Sunil “richa mujhe uska sath dena hoga”
Richa ne sunil ka coller pakad liya aur gusai se boli “phir se marwa doge tum log…usai uski baat mankar …tum logo ko pata bhi h kaise bacha tha kis condition mai tha aur ab tak kya huva h ….nahi na bus usai tikh dekha aur ho gaye uske sath ….aur tum kyo meri baat sunoge wo bhi ek muu boli bahan ki jo sagi bhi nahi h”
Sunil gusai se “Richa”
Richa “ohh gusa araha h bahan manta h toh rakh meri baat ki value mat jane do unhe”
Sunil apna sir pakadkar baith gaya
Richa “Bahut muskil se bache h wo aur ab main tumhari bahan ke sath sath unki patni bhi hu ye dekho ye mangal sutra aur ye maang mai sindoor tumhare dost ke naam ka he h”
Sunil khada ho gaya aur richa ko pakadkar “kyaaaa kaha”
Richa “ wahi jo tumne suna meri unse shadi ho chuki h”
Sunil “kaise kab aur hume pata kyo nahi h …tum ye sab jane se mana karne ke liye kah rahi ho na”
Richa “mazak kar rahi hu bilkul nahi meri har baat sach h”aur phir usne ne ek lambi saans li aur har baat batati chali gayii aur richa ki baat soon usai mahsus hota gaya ki richa aur divya ne kya kya sacrifies kiya h khaskar richa ne …usne richa ko gale laga liya aur kafi dair tak lagaye rakha…aur alag hokar uske ansuu pounchkar …usne kaha “ i m sorry meri bahan mujhe nahi pata tha ki tune itna kuch saha h par main bhi kya karu raj bhi kasam se bandha huva h usne poonam se wada kiya tha ki wo uski khusiya usai loutayega aur isliye wo jana chahta h …..aur tumhe nahi pata hoga ki wo raj ke bina nahi ji payegi….uski halat bahut buri ho rakhi h tum usai dekhti toh sayad samajti ki wo kya se kya ho gayi h …aur sonali dii unke sath kya huva h…tumhe bhi abhi bahut kuch janna h isliye tumhe delhi se ya yanhi se sidhe mandava jana chahiye aur sachayi janni chahiye ….sirf tum he nahi aur bhi h jinhone bahut kuch sacrifies kar diya h jismai ek naam tumhari bhabhi ka bhi h …aur rahi baat raj ki toh main baat karta hu chalo mere sath …
Richa “tum jante ho ki wo mujhse dhang se baat nahi karenge”
Sunil “main hu na dekhta hu kamine ko kaise meri bahan se bakwas karega”
Sunil aur richa ko ek sath ate dekh …raj samaj gaya ki ek bhai bahan ke ansuo mai agaya h …par wo bola kuch nahi …
Sunil “baad mai jayenge kaam h abhi mujhe jo ki bahut jaruri h”
Raj “ mech mike hum teeno he chal rahe h …”
Ye soon sunil ki ankhe choudi ho gayiii…
Raj “pata tha ki tu apni bahan ke ansuo mai pighal jayega tujh Mai ab wo aag nahi rahi”
Sunil “tuu sale” tabhi usai yaad aya ki sala toh wo kudh ban gaya h usne hadbadakar richa ko dekha aur phir raj ki taraf dekh kar bola “kamine”
Richa dubara se raj ke samne khadi ho gayi aur usai ghoorne lagi
Raj “tumm”
Richa “ ha main maine tumhe bachaya do saal seva kari isliye ki tum mujhe uthkar akad dikhao”
Raj “toh ghulami karu”
Richa “karo kisne mana kiya h main taiyar hu”
Raj “richa mujhe gussa mat dilao”
Richa “ thapad maroge..maro mujhe dar nahi lagta h yumse ye lo par ye baat kaan kholkar soon lo main tumhe kanhi nahi jane dungi”
Raj gusai se sunil se “tu teri bahan ko lekar ja warna tere mere bich jagda ho jayega…
Richa “ usai kyo bolte ho mujhse bolo nahi jaungi…mera ghar h tum koun hote mujhe bhejne wale mera man karega wo karungi”
Raj “ ye meri maa ka ghar h”
Richa “ ye meri saas ka ghar h”
Raj “kounsi saas khawab mat dekho”
Richa “bade jaban wale bane firte ho vidya maa ne hamara rishta bachpan mai he tay kar diya tha tab toh bada mera hath pakde huve the ab kya huva school ka jine marne ka wada bhul gaye ek jagda kya huva pyar bhul gaye…aur….tod do unka tay kiya huva rishta”
Raj gusai se “jaisa bhai waisi bahan jaban ladwa lo” itna kah wo bahar nikal gaya …
Side mai dur khada sherdil simmi dimpi aur nitti se “ waise ek baat toh h richa bhabhi choti h si h . par h bahut khatarnak nirwana ki he bolti band thi inke samne toh raj ki kya chalne wali thi bechara khisyani billi ki tarah khamba nouch kar chala gaya ….” Uski baat soon teeno ne bus ek sathh hmmm jah gardan hila di aur muu par hath rakh hasne lagi…tabhi richa ki nazar sherdil par padi toh sherdil battisi dikhane laga aur thumsup dikha kar batane ki kosis karne laga ki main toh apki taraf hu….bechara aur kya karta …usai dar tha ki ye chota packet bada dhamka us par na fat pade…aur huva bhi wahi …
Richa “,tum kyo battisii dikha rahe ho tum bhi toh uske he bhai ho …saand bus sing marne ate h”
Sherdil man mai “saand aur main wo bhi sing marne wala” usne dimpi simmi nitti ki taraf dekha toh wo uski taraf dekh muu par hath rakh hans rahi thi….
Simmi “bhai bhabhi gussai mai h chalo Raj bhai ke pass chalte h dekhte h wo kya kahte h”
Aur charo chal diye raj ke pass raj bahar akela khada tha…
Simmi “Bhai shant ho jao wo apki yadast gayi huvi thi na isliye apko yaad nahi h bhabhi ne kya kya kiya h apke liye”
Raj ne moodkar usai ghoora..sur bola bhabhi kahna band kar pahle..
Nitti “bhabhi sorry richa toh bata rahi thi ki ap toh apni bahno par kabhi gusaa karte he nahi ho par ap toh bahut gusa kar rahe ho”
Raj ne teeno ki noutanki dekhi toh bola “ main tum teeno par gusa nahi kar raha hu…wo toh us chudail ki wajah se dimag garam h hight mai itni si h kandhe tak badi muskil se pahuchti h par baate dekho aj nahi school se he aisi h chidokli”
Sherdil “bhai tu”
Raj “tu kuch mat bola tu bhi chamcha h uska sab pata h mujhe aur meri aur uski shadi kabhi nahi hogi isliye bhabhi ke sapne chod de samjha chamcha kanhi ka”
Sherdil ka muu khula rah gaya ek saand bolti h dusra chamcha ab usai mahsus huva ki kyo sunil uske samne rona rota rahta tha ki karo toh maro aur na karo toh maro….
Nitti raj ke hath ke baju pakde huve chodo bhai ap sari tension chalo khana khate h aj hum teeno apko khana khilayengi…apne hatho se….
Raj “ chalo dimag ko kha gayi wo …aur dur rahna ussai virus h wo”
Khane ki table par sab baithe huve the …aur sabko pata tha ki abhi raj aur richa ke bich nokhjhokh huvi thi….
Jogindar “aj garmi jayda h kya ya mujhe he mahsus ho rahi h”
Chief ke chehre par muskaan agayiii aur bole “maine suna h kisi surma ki bolti band ho gayi thi aj”
Gajendra singh “hum toh nahi darte the…par aj kal ke jawano mai wo dum kanha raha”
Jogindar “ha bilkul bahar toh babbar sher aur ghar mai dher”
Richa ne gardan upar uthayi aur jogindar singh ko ghoor kar dekha aur jogindar singh ko khansi agayi
Richa “aram se khana khayiye khate waqt bolna acha nahi hota h….”
Sunil bechara sherdil ke sath baitha chup chap jaldi jaldi khana kha raha tha…usai pata tha ki jaldi nahi kari toh bhukhe rahna pad sakta h unhe aise khata dekh rajeev bole “tum dono ko kya jaldi h kanhi jana h kya jo itni jaldi jaldi kha rahe ho khana”
Aur bus dono ke gale mai khana attak gaya aur wo buri tarah khasne lage ….aur richa aur raj dono unhe dekhne lage…
Sunil pani pite huve “rajeev sir ap khana khayiye na shanti se ….jawalamukhi fatne ki chetwani mili huvi h hume isliye uske ane se pahle kha rahe h kya pata kab fat pade ayr baad mai khane ka mouka mile yaa na mile …aur bus raj aur richa ke chehre ke expression badal gaye….par baki sabke hansi ke thahake ghoonj gaye….
Kuch dair baad…
Sunil “pata h ahsaan jitni bahne h sabhi is kamine ko pasand karti h aur indono ke chakkar mai pisna mujhe padta h ladte ye h par sunate mujhe …abhi he dekhle yaar miya biwi ki ladayi aur suna mujhe rahe the…ab bata meri kya galti h sali ye kya jindgi h pahle mila nahi tha toh 2 saal tak isai dhundhta raha aur mil gaya h toh ab bahno ke natak suru ho gaye h”
Sherdil “ha yaar meri bhi kayi dino se buri halat h bhabhi suna jati h aur ye raj toh nirwana deepu raj khel khelkar meri halat kharab kar rakhi h yanha se jakar kisi dr se milna padega”
Sunil “richa h na”
Sherdil “pagal kutte ne kata h kya maarna h toh sidhe bolde yaar sherni ke muu mai kyo bhej raha h chir faad kar dengi meri aur main uff tak nahi kar paunga…”
Sunil “ha ha ha ye toh mere sath tab se hota aaraha h jab se raj mila h”
Aur dono hasne lage tabhi piche se mityudoot akar … “kundan ki wife aur beti ko opposition party ke leader uthakar le gaye h…”
Sunil “uske sath wahi hoga jo wo aj tak karti ayi h”
Sherdil “apne pati ke bistar ke liye ab uske sath bhi roj naye mard honge acha h yahi hona chahiye tha us jaisi ke sath”
Toh insai dur sahar mai opposition party house mai…
Kundan ki wife ki rah rah kar cheekhe ghoonj rahi thi…rah rah rah kar isliye kyoki uski umar ke party worker …jaise he wo cheekne ke liye muu kholti apna lund uske muu ghoosa dete aur uski cheek ghoo ghoo mai he rah jati….
Party leader “kyo thakuraine ye yaad ana h ye wahi mla h jiski beti ka rape tere he kahne par huva tha aur iske samne he isko beti ne khud khushi ki thi…aj tere sath bhi yahi hoga dekh” itna kah usne tv on kiya toh ek live footage chalne lagi janha kundan ki beti nangi idhar udhar bhag rahi thi…aur sare worker uske sath khel rahe the….
Leader “ maza aya …teri he beti h na bahuto ko apni car se aur nokar bana bana kar aur tourture kar kar mara h na …ye sab aj nahi nahi…rojteri beti ke sath bhi yahi karenge uske sath hum bistar honge uski roj suhagraat aur suhag din hoga…aur wo dekh wo raha dr jo dhayan rakhega ki ye mare nahi …
Kundanki wife bus tefi ankh se screenhe dekh pa rahi thi ..kyoki uske teeno chedo mai toh teenlund gusai huve the….wo na cheek sakti thi na kuch kar sakti thi ..
Idhar
Jab raj sone ke liye gaya toh …
Usai dhake maar uske yani richa ke ghar bhej diya….simmi nitti aur dimbi ne …ki apko dr ke sathrahna chahiye chot lagi huvi h…aur raj ghar mai ghooskar sofe par baithi richa ko dekhne laga..
Richa “kha nahi jaungi aur waise bhi aisa kuch nahi h tumhara jo maine dekha nahi h samjhe”
Raj “ tumm”
Richa “jao so jao bade aye..mujhe ankhe dikhane wale..aur ha ghar se bahar nikalne ka raat ko sochna bhi nahi..warna”
Raj “warna kyaa”
Richa “Divya maa nanaji wale ghar mai he h ”
Raj man mai “kamini sali” aur chup chaap jakar bed par late gaya aur richa sofe par laiti usai dekhti rahi …..
Raj ek hour baad utha aur uske pass akar bola “main kya hu tumhare liye”
Richa ek pal rooki aur uski ankho mai dekh kar boli “sabkuch”
Raj “toh meri har baat manogi “
Richa khushi se “jindgi bhar”
Raj “promise”
Richa “promise”
Raj “toh tum agai koyi sawal nahi puchogi aur kuch nahi bologi ab kal tum delhi ja rahi ho aur wanhi se agai ki padhayi karogi”
Richa ne ekthapad raj ke gaal par mara aur palatkar sofe par late kar jor se raj ko galiya dene lagi ….
Bahar khada mityudoot dusre mityudoot se badbadaya… “sonali beti ki sangadh ka asar toh nahi pad gaya h richa beti par. Waise galiyo mai thoda farak toh h warna wo toh maa bahan ki galiya deti h master ko par ye bhi kuch had tak wahi kar rahi h…”
Dusra mityudoot “ ye phir bhi tikh h par sonali toh aag h aag h soch raha hu jab master ke bare mai pata lagega tab wo kaise react karenge…bahut pitenge….master”
Pahla mityudoot ke expression pure change ho gaye aur wo hanste huve bola “wo toh master ke bina bataye kuch din jane par he tod fod deti thi toh yanha toh 2 saal se gayab h he he he bahut pitne wale h maza ayega pitayi dekhne mai”
Dusra mityudoot “hansle beta hansle aur jab usai ye pata lag gaya ki hume pata tha toh socha h hamara kya hoga is umar mai hadiya ya dant tute toh judenge bhi nahi”
Aur ye sunte he dono ek dusre ko dekhne lage….
Pahla mityudoot “mere pait mai rah rah kar dard uthta h ajkal sayad pathri hogi mandava jane par hospital mai admit ho jaunga ilaj ke liye”
Dusra mityudoot “mujhe bhi saans lene mai dikat hoti h fefade aur body ka treatment kara lunga tere sath he admit hokar…warna ghar rahe toh aur kharab ho jayenge…
Ye kah dono ek dusre ko bahano par shabashi dene lage …akhir sabko pata tha ki sonali ka gusa kitna khatarnak hota h…aur is baar toh raj ne kaam he aisa kiya h….ki goliya he na chal pade…
Agle din subhe….
Raj… baithak mai sabke sath baitha tha…. “ Bade papa,chief sir nanaji…main tikh ho gaya hu ye baat abhi kisi ko nahi batani h..
Jogindar “kyo”
Raj “pahle meri baat toh sun lijiye puri….”
Jogindar “tikh h”
Raj “wo isliye kyoki hamare pariwar ki wajah se papa ke dosto ke pariwar ki jindgiya bhi barbaad ho gay…ab wo jinda h ya nahi mujhe nahi pata par ravindar uncle wo badi kadi h jinse sara sach bahar aasakta h bahar…isliye unhe chudana bahut jaruri h …wo papa ke sabse kareeb dost the aur papa ke baad sabse jayda bura unke sath he huva hoga…aur poonam wo toh bina baap ke rahi h unke jinda hone ke baad bhi….”
Chief “par wo h kanha”
Raj “wo finland ke ek Island
par kaid h jo ki ek secret prosion h”Chief hmm aur achanak he khade hokar “kya kaha finlad par ek Island par kanhi wo death island par toh kaidnahi h janha world ke un kaidiyo ko he rakha jata h jo world ke sabse khunkaar kaidi hote h”
Raj “ap jante h”
Chief “nahi jab Russian intellengence ke sath humne ek secret opration kiya tha tab unke opration incharge ke sath mere ache reletion ban gaye the unhone he bataya tha isliye mujhe pata h …par wanha ki toh security bhi sabse khatarnak hogi aur sabse badi baat wo island dhundhna bhi muskill bahut muskill h kyoki wanha unhe he rakha jata h jo world ki top 100 list mai hote h…aise mai location dhundhna aur chudana sabse muskill h
Raj ne mech ki taraf dekha
Mech
Mech “ maine america ke wanted contract killer se contact kiya tha usne mujhe ek hacker ke contact diye aur usi ne he bataya ki singh naam se ek person h jisai alag prison se kuch waqt pahle he finland laya gaya h….jo approx 17 saalo se saja kaat raha h aur ab usko maar diya jayega….”
Johindar “agar wo ravindar bhai h toh unhe chudana hoga raj kyoki ek wo he the jo har waqt sahdev bhai ke sath khade rahe h ….unhe sabse jayda information pata hogi ki akhir kiski wajah se ye sab huva h”
Raj “isiliye main chahta hu ki mere jinda hone ya tikh hone ki baat abhi dabi rahe …unko india lane ke baad he main sabse milunga”
Chief “mujhe do din do main arrangement karta hu”
Raj “Nahi sir is baar hum jayenge aur leagally aur valid visa ke sath jayenge ….mech aur mike wanhi finland ke h isliye koyi problem nahi hogi….lagta h ab purane dost se milne ka waqt agaya h ….hume delhi jana hoga”
Sunil “main private jet ka arrangement karta hu”
Raj ne ha mai gardan hila di….
Par bahar jane se pahle rooka aur bola …. “Yaar sahdev uncle ke dost narpat singh jinda h abhi ek mahine pahle he mile h kaise ye baad mai bataunga par wo kah rahe the ki madhya pardesh mai ek jagah h junagarh wanha ye log kaam se bahut baar jate the aur unka dost vipin ka pura pariwar wanhi rahta tha …unhone he transportation ka sara set up kiya tha …toh mujhe lagta h pahle wanha jaya jaye unke wanha se kafi sari information mil jayegi …ya aisa karte h main mech aur mike pahle chale jate h finland aur location search karte h jab tak tu”
Raj “ha ye tikh h”
Sunil “toh pahle delhi chal raha h ya sidhe”
Raj “critical situation h”
Sunil “Dekh bhai wanha waqt lagega kyo ki finland bahut bada h aur hum aisi location dhundh rahe h jo bahut secret h aur upar se tu abhi tikh huva h toh tujhe rest ki jarurat h”
Raj “Tikh h main kal junagarh ke liye nikal jaunga”
Richa “par tum delhi chal rahe the na”
Raj ne usai dekha aur aisa muu banaya jaise bol raha ho tere sath dimag kharab nahi h mera…
Unki baat Abhi khatam huvi he thi ki opposition party ke leader agaye….
Leader “Namaskar thakur saab”
Umed singh “hairani se ji namaskar neta ji ”
Leader “Thakur saab apko ab hamari party ka mukhya chehra dubara se banna hoga”
Umedsingh “main”
Richa aakar “Haa sochiye mat ye sab aise he nahi aye h divya maa ne vidya group of hospital ko yanhi rakhne ke liya haa kaha h tabi apke liye aye h”
Umed singh “par”
Leader “Thakur saab haa nahi kahenge toh hum yanhi dharne par baith jayenge …ap pahle bhi hamare mukhya neta the wo toh kundan ne jaan se marne ki dhamki de rakhi thi aur jo nahi mane unke sath apko bhi pata h usne kya kya kiya h par ab toh sari power apki he h”
Tabhi commissioner bhi agaye
Chief “ha thakur saab ap befikra rahiye ab nobat nahi ayegi….dubara waisi … main bhi apko full support dunga bus jab tak illegal kaam na ho aur commissioner bhi apka support karenge”
Gajendra singh “papa ha bol dijiye”
Umed singh “tikh h neta ji main apke sath hu taiyari suru kijie chunav prachaar ki abki baar imandari ki sarkar …na ghotala na hoga bhrastachaar … yahi punch line banayiyega”
Leader “ji thakur saab jaisa ap chahe izzazat dijiye”
Richa jo sab soon chuki thi
wo kuch bol nahi rahi thi bus sunil ko he ghoor rahi thi…
Commissioner jogindar aur chief se ap dono mere sath chal sakte h office tak mujhe kuch behad jaruri mamlo mai apki help leni h”
Dono “chalo”
Raj gajendra se “maa ka room kounsa tha”
Gajendra “vidya ka …ao andar chale” aur phir ek roomke pass akar jo lock tha usai khola aur bole yahi room tha vidya ka thoda change kiya h par uski cheeje waisi he rakhi huvi h…tum andar ja sakte ho”
Raj andar gaya toh samne he uski maa ki badi si photo lagi huvi thi….raj ne hath se apni maa ki photo ko chukar dekha aur emotional ho gaya ….samne ek bed tha jis par wo late gaya …aur usai kab nind agayi pata he nahi laga….shamko uski nind khuli….
Raj ne khidki se bahar dekha toh sham chuki thi wo kudh se bola… “main itni dair tak soya raha…”wo khada hokar bahar aya…toh samne sherdil khada tha aur richa se daant kha raha tha….sherdil ki nazar raj par gayi toh uski jaan mai jaan ayiii…aur wo bola “tu uth gaya bhai….aja …bhabhi ne chaye banayi h”aur bus wo khud se he bola “benstokes madhumakhi ke chathte se bacha toh saanp ke bill mai hath daal diya abe hutiye bhabhi bolna jaruri tha”
Raj “kya bola”
Sher “kuch nahi …tune kya suna bhabhi ….tere kaan bajne lage h”
Itna kah wo “aya sunil kah nikal gaya full speed se”
Richa “Baitho chaye laati hu”
Raj “banani agayi”
Richa ne palatkar ghoora aur boli “ ha agayiii…”
Raj ne nitti ki taraf dekha aur bola “tujhe badi hansi arahi h”
Nitti “bhai …wo isliye hans rahi hu kyoki sherdil bhai ki sher giri nikal gayi thi abhi abhi waise maine suna ap bahut rich ho”
Raj “tu bol kya chahiye tujhe”
Nitti “pakka na ap mana nahi karenge na”
Raj “chal nahi karunga pakka”
Nitti “mujhe bahar ghumna h maine kuch bhi nahi dekha h matlb main kabhi bahar nahi gayi hu”
Raj “ Tikh h waise ye kaam toh ahsaan bhi kar deta”
Nitti “wo kya unko kuch nahi pata h khali body banate ghumte h is mamle mai wo zero h ha ladayi pitayi wo sab kar sakte h hamare liye…please ap kuch kijiye na”
Raj “Tikh h” tabhi richa agayi chaye lekar…aur wo bola inhe delhi aur aaspass ghuma do ”
Richa “aur mujhe kya milega”
Raj “ tumhe kya chahiye”
Richa “chodo tum de nahi paoge”
Raj “ toh mat maango”
Richa “tuummm”
Raj “tumne he toh kaha”
Richa tea ka cup hath mai dekar pair patakte huve chali gayi…
Raj “ye aise he rahti h kya…
Nitti “are nahi ye toh bahut simple cool rahti h pata nahi abhi he aise kyo kar rahi h by the way thank you so much bhai”
Raj koyi baat nahi khub maje karna richa ke pass bahut paise h….full udana …ok
Nitti “yipppeee main abhi simmi aur dimpi ko batati hu”
Raj sirf muskara diya aur sochne laga ….
Place junagarh ….
“kya dikat ho gayi h be”
Admi “maalik ye kah raha bomb
diya tha usai bada chahiye h matlb aur barood wala”“Kya karega khair rokda laya h”
Samne se “yelijiye 20 carod nagad pahuchana apko padega”
“Are babu hum transport king hu sara do number ka maal yanha wanha karta hu tum jo ye mahngi gadi ka jor dikha rahe ho isjaisi mai baithkar toh main huggne jata hu samjhe kaam ho jayega”
Aur samne wale ke jate he wo admi cheekha apne piche khadi shandar haveli ki taraf dekh kar “are kanha mar gayi re”
Uski awaj soon ek aurat bhagti huvi ayi “ ji ji ji”
Admi “kaa ji ji ji laga rakhi h”
Aurat maalik “wo wo usai chod dijiye”
Admi “are usai kya karunga wo toh hamari haveli ki shobha badayegi uska gadraya badan dekhte he ang ang mai aaglag jati h bus 18ki ho jaye”
Aurat rote huve “maalik sab toh mar gaye bus hum kuch he bache h hum par raham kariye”
Admi ek laat marte huve “chup kar randi sali mujhe sikhati h…tera khasam vipin usne daba kar rakha jo bhi mainkaam karta bich mai mapni maa chudane ajata tabse he humne kasamkhayi thi ki uski nasalki ha pidi aur chinnal humari ranadi aur admi hamara ghulam hoga .. sahdev par bahute bharosa tha na ja ab taiyar ho ja hum ate h kamre mai chalbhag nahi toh 18se pahli he teri beti ki seal tut jayegi”
Bechari dar ke maare andar chali gayi janha aur 5 aurte aur 6 ladkiya kaam par lagi huvi thi aur admi kisi ke hath daba rahe the toh kuch saaf safayi kar rahe the….
Raat ke waqt…
Aurat “mar bhi nahi sakte h warna ye hamare bacho ki jindgiya narak kar denge”
Ek admi “ab koun si swarg h bhabhi …saalo se narak mai he toh jee rahe h aur inhe dekho ye toh chote he the jab ye sab huva aur dekho aj bade hogaye h isi narak mai par inki havaniyat yahi nahi rooki pahle hamri betiyo ki izzat luti aur jab man bhar gaya toh bhai bahano ko he pati patni bana diya …
Aurat “ hoga …jarur hoga… tumhare bhai ke itne dost the koyi toh jarur ayega …aur jab ayega tab iska vinash bhi tay h”
Ek bujurg “bahu chod do ab toh tu teri nhuti aas ab koyi nahi ayega ana hota toh ajata itne saalo mai ab koyi nahi ayega …ab toh hamari jindgi mai jeete ji bus yahi narak likha huva h jo hum bugat rahe h”
Aur sare dukhi hokar mila huva khana khane lage jo kutto ke khane se bhi bekar tha khakar so gaye is umid mai ki kisi na kisi suraj ki kiran unki jindgi mai khushiyo ki roshni layega …
Toh idhar wo admi haveli mai baitha huva tha…ki uska ek admi uske pass bola… “maalik khabar h UP mai sarkar gir gayi h aur kundan aur unke pariwar ki ghar mai cylinder fatne se maut ho gayi h”
Maalik“kya bak rahe ho”
Admi “Ha maalik aur toh aur commissioner naya agaya h …aur police encounter kar rahi h”
Maalik “hum ye toh bahut gad bad b par kundan ko marna koyi pahad todne se kam nahi h pahle heemachal aur phir mumbayi aur delhi aur ab UP lagta h kuch gadbad h”
Admi “hmmm ek kaam karo apne sare khabriyo ko kaam par laga de jara si hul chal ho toh hume khabar kar de aur ab ye bata wo hathiyaro ki supply gayi ….
Admi “ji maalik wo toh bhej di h aur abki baar keral se bada order aya h bol rahe h badi deewali manani h”
Maalik “tikh h rakam milte he supply kardo aur abki baar unhe bolna maal kadak bhejhe hamare neta log kunwari ki deemand kar rahe h”
Admi ji “ji maalik” itna kah wo chala gaya…
Maalik ne apni lungi uthayi aur ek ladki ko baal pakadkar khinch liya aur bola “ itna he niklega ismai se kitna chusegi”
Wo ladki jaldi se bhag gayiii…
Maalik “bhahinchod koyi toh h sala par h koun jo itna sab kuch kar jata h aur koyi kuch karta bhi nahi h banglore walo ko pata toh hoga he phir ye chup kahe baithe h sasur ke naati kal he toh sona bheja h tab bhi kuch nahi kaha”
Next day…
Afternoon 2pm
Junagarh railway station ….
“Ha babu kanha chaloge”
Shakhs “bhaiya BJS college”
Auto wala “Teacher ho”
Shakhs apna white sunglass set karta huva “ha bhaiya majburi mai ana pada”
Auto wala 100 rs lagenge
Shakhs “ tikh h bhai chalo”
Auto wala kounsa gaanv h
Shakhs “Bhaiya gawaliyar se h”
Auto wala “hum jhansi se h”
Shakhs “bhaiya jagah toh bahut achi h”
Auto wala “babu jagah toh swarg h agar apne kaam se kaam rakho warna narak bante bhi time nahi lagti h…” auto wala red light par rooka toh samne se ek admi bhag raha tha aur uske piche kayi sare gunde bhag rahe the aurwo bhag rahe admi ne piche moodkar gundo ki taraf dekha toh uske pair apas mai takra gaye aur wo gir gaya …aur girte he gundo ne gher liya aur bole “bhaiya ji ke bare mai chaapega ab teri khabar chapegi aur usai wanhi kaat kar sabke samne chale gaye
Autowala “ap samjhe hum kyo bole apne kaam se kaam rakho toh swarg warna narak h”
Shakhs “samaj gaya bhaiya”
Auto wala kuch dair baad “lo bhaiya ji apka college agaya…
Shakhs “ye lo bhaiya thank you”
Itna kah shakhs apna bag taang kar andar chala gaya aur reception desk par khada hokar “hi my self Raj singh”
Counter par baithi lady “Yes please”
Raj “ye mera appointment latter h”
Receptionist lady “appointment latter dekh kar ohh tohap h yoga teacher”
Raj “jii”
Lady “please mere sath ayiye aur usai lekar principal room ki taraf chali gayi aur boli mam andar h”
Raj “ok”aur door knock kiya..
Aur andar se awaj ayi “come in”
Raj andar akar “hello mam”
Principal “ oh mr raj pleaseplease”
Raj chair par baithkar “mam sirf Raj kahiye”
Principal “ok well raj Government norms h yoga teacher rakhna he hoga aur apke bare mai toh vidya group se direct recommendation ayi h”
Raj “mam maine vidya group hospital delhi mai 2 saal working ki aur sath he fitness center chalaya h”
Principal “well apki age toh 28 batayi gayi h but apki age 22 ke aaspass ki lagti h”
Raj muskurakar “mam perfect diet aur perfect exercise ke sath chehre ka glow bana rahta h aur ap actual age se kam lagte h waise apke ankhe ke niche halke se dark circle bata rahe h ki ap nind nahi le pati h achi”
Principal chonkar “ha sahi kaha apne par kaise”
Raj “apki age thirties mai h but ap apni age se jayda ki lag rahi h rukiye main abhi tikh karta hu ap yanha ayiye”
Principal “ abhi office mai”
Raj “bilkul yanhi don't worry mam meri 70.percent femal clints he hoti h .. isliye ap trust kar sakti h”
Principal ke chehre par muskurahat agayi aur wo bich mai akar khadi ho gayi ..
Raj piche akar khada ho gaya aur dono hatho se principal ke hatho ko uski breast ke pass modkar lagaya aur phir upar kar teen baar upar niche kiya …kayi sare katke nikalne ki awaj ayi …phir raj ne principal ko wapas chair par bithakar garden ko dheere dheere gol gol ghumaya aur bade payar se gardan ke katke nikal diye…
Raj “kaisa lag raha h”
Principal “ bahut sukoon mila h body halki lag rahi h”
Raj “ek minut aur fir apne hatho se ek halki massage gardan ke passaur shoulders par dis minut tak di… fi bola “ab last step sofe par late jayiye”
Principal ne kuch nahi kaha aur late gayi
Raj “relax ho jayiye body ko loose chod de” aur phir raj ne principal ke pair ke ghutno ke pass se pakadkar teda kiya aur kamar par ungli sharat se firate huve ek ungli ka halka sa pressure diya jiski wajah se principal ki siski nikalgahi aur raj ke chehre par muskaan agayi aur phir ran ne principal ki gori kamar ko chute huve hatheli ka pressure kamar par diya aur kahi sare katko ki awaj huvi aur sath he principal ki bhi aahhh nikal gayi…phir raj ne dusri tarafse bhi same procedure kiya
Raj “kaisa feel kar rahi h”
Principal “relax aj tak itna light feel nahi kiya h khudko apke hatho mai magic h”
Raj “Thank you mam”
Principal “fir toh dubara service leni padegi”
Raj “kabhi bhi mam”
Principal “waise kanha rooke huve h ap”
Raj “yahi toh problem h abhi rent par room dekh raha hu par mila nahi h”
Principal “ ap hamare guest house mai rook jayiye jab tak main dekhti hu apke rookne ke liye”
Raj “ye best rahega”
Kuch dair aur principal se baat ki aur guest room ki taraf nikal gaya …tabhi uske mobile par call aya usne call uthaya toh awaj ayi “photo bhej di h aur location bhi”
Raj call disconnect hone ke baad “oh toh principal maidam ke bahut pahuchi huvi chij h well maza ayega”
Aj ke liye itna he ….masti mai padhne ka bindas likes aur revoes pelne ka…
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“Tum samaj kyo nahi rahe ho ….”
Sunil “richa mujhe uska sath dena hoga”
Richa ne sunil ka coller pakad liya aur gusai se boli “phir se marwa doge tum log…usai uski baat mankar …tum logo ko pata bhi h kaise bacha tha kis condition mai tha aur ab tak kya huva h ….nahi na bus usai tikh dekha aur ho gaye uske sath ….aur tum kyo meri baat sunoge wo bhi ek muu boli bahan ki jo sagi bhi nahi h”
Sunil gusai se “Richa”
Richa “ohh gusa araha h bahan manta h toh rakh meri baat ki value mat jane do unhe”
Sunil apna sir pakadkar baith gaya
Richa “Bahut muskil se bache h wo aur ab main tumhari bahan ke sath sath unki patni bhi hu ye dekho ye mangal sutra aur ye maang mai sindoor tumhare dost ke naam ka he h”
Sunil khada ho gaya aur richa ko pakadkar “kyaaaa kaha”
Richa “ wahi jo tumne suna meri unse shadi ho chuki h”
Sunil “kaise kab aur hume pata kyo nahi h …tum ye sab jane se mana karne ke liye kah rahi ho na”
Richa “mazak kar rahi hu bilkul nahi meri har baat sach h”aur phir usne ne ek lambi saans li aur har baat batati chali gayii aur richa ki baat soon usai mahsus hota gaya ki richa aur divya ne kya kya sacrifies kiya h khaskar richa ne …usne richa ko gale laga liya aur kafi dair tak lagaye rakha…aur alag hokar uske ansuu pounchkar …usne kaha “ i m sorry meri bahan mujhe nahi pata tha ki tune itna kuch saha h par main bhi kya karu raj bhi kasam se bandha huva h usne poonam se wada kiya tha ki wo uski khusiya usai loutayega aur isliye wo jana chahta h …..aur tumhe nahi pata hoga ki wo raj ke bina nahi ji payegi….uski halat bahut buri ho rakhi h tum usai dekhti toh sayad samajti ki wo kya se kya ho gayi h …aur sonali dii unke sath kya huva h…tumhe bhi abhi bahut kuch janna h isliye tumhe delhi se ya yanhi se sidhe mandava jana chahiye aur sachayi janni chahiye ….sirf tum he nahi aur bhi h jinhone bahut kuch sacrifies kar diya h jismai ek naam tumhari bhabhi ka bhi h …aur rahi baat raj ki toh main baat karta hu chalo mere sath …
Richa “tum jante ho ki wo mujhse dhang se baat nahi karenge”
Sunil “main hu na dekhta hu kamine ko kaise meri bahan se bakwas karega”
Sunil aur richa ko ek sath ate dekh …raj samaj gaya ki ek bhai bahan ke ansuo mai agaya h …par wo bola kuch nahi …
Sunil “baad mai jayenge kaam h abhi mujhe jo ki bahut jaruri h”
Raj “ mech mike hum teeno he chal rahe h …”
Ye soon sunil ki ankhe choudi ho gayiii…
Raj “pata tha ki tu apni bahan ke ansuo mai pighal jayega tujh Mai ab wo aag nahi rahi”
Sunil “tuu sale” tabhi usai yaad aya ki sala toh wo kudh ban gaya h usne hadbadakar richa ko dekha aur phir raj ki taraf dekh kar bola “kamine”
Richa dubara se raj ke samne khadi ho gayi aur usai ghoorne lagi
Raj “tumm”
Richa “ ha main maine tumhe bachaya do saal seva kari isliye ki tum mujhe uthkar akad dikhao”
Raj “toh ghulami karu”
Richa “karo kisne mana kiya h main taiyar hu”
Raj “richa mujhe gussa mat dilao”
Richa “ thapad maroge..maro mujhe dar nahi lagta h yumse ye lo par ye baat kaan kholkar soon lo main tumhe kanhi nahi jane dungi”
Raj gusai se sunil se “tu teri bahan ko lekar ja warna tere mere bich jagda ho jayega…
Richa “ usai kyo bolte ho mujhse bolo nahi jaungi…mera ghar h tum koun hote mujhe bhejne wale mera man karega wo karungi”
Raj “ ye meri maa ka ghar h”
Richa “ ye meri saas ka ghar h”
Raj “kounsi saas khawab mat dekho”
Richa “bade jaban wale bane firte ho vidya maa ne hamara rishta bachpan mai he tay kar diya tha tab toh bada mera hath pakde huve the ab kya huva school ka jine marne ka wada bhul gaye ek jagda kya huva pyar bhul gaye…aur….tod do unka tay kiya huva rishta”
Raj gusai se “jaisa bhai waisi bahan jaban ladwa lo” itna kah wo bahar nikal gaya …
Side mai dur khada sherdil simmi dimpi aur nitti se “ waise ek baat toh h richa bhabhi choti h si h . par h bahut khatarnak nirwana ki he bolti band thi inke samne toh raj ki kya chalne wali thi bechara khisyani billi ki tarah khamba nouch kar chala gaya ….” Uski baat soon teeno ne bus ek sathh hmmm jah gardan hila di aur muu par hath rakh hasne lagi…tabhi richa ki nazar sherdil par padi toh sherdil battisi dikhane laga aur thumsup dikha kar batane ki kosis karne laga ki main toh apki taraf hu….bechara aur kya karta …usai dar tha ki ye chota packet bada dhamka us par na fat pade…aur huva bhi wahi …
Richa “,tum kyo battisii dikha rahe ho tum bhi toh uske he bhai ho …saand bus sing marne ate h”
Sherdil man mai “saand aur main wo bhi sing marne wala” usne dimpi simmi nitti ki taraf dekha toh wo uski taraf dekh muu par hath rakh hans rahi thi….
Simmi “bhai bhabhi gussai mai h chalo Raj bhai ke pass chalte h dekhte h wo kya kahte h”
Aur charo chal diye raj ke pass raj bahar akela khada tha…
Simmi “Bhai shant ho jao wo apki yadast gayi huvi thi na isliye apko yaad nahi h bhabhi ne kya kya kiya h apke liye”
Raj ne moodkar usai ghoora..sur bola bhabhi kahna band kar pahle..
Nitti “bhabhi sorry richa toh bata rahi thi ki ap toh apni bahno par kabhi gusaa karte he nahi ho par ap toh bahut gusa kar rahe ho”
Raj ne teeno ki noutanki dekhi toh bola “ main tum teeno par gusa nahi kar raha hu…wo toh us chudail ki wajah se dimag garam h hight mai itni si h kandhe tak badi muskil se pahuchti h par baate dekho aj nahi school se he aisi h chidokli”
Sherdil “bhai tu”
Raj “tu kuch mat bola tu bhi chamcha h uska sab pata h mujhe aur meri aur uski shadi kabhi nahi hogi isliye bhabhi ke sapne chod de samjha chamcha kanhi ka”
Sherdil ka muu khula rah gaya ek saand bolti h dusra chamcha ab usai mahsus huva ki kyo sunil uske samne rona rota rahta tha ki karo toh maro aur na karo toh maro….
Nitti raj ke hath ke baju pakde huve chodo bhai ap sari tension chalo khana khate h aj hum teeno apko khana khilayengi…apne hatho se….
Raj “ chalo dimag ko kha gayi wo …aur dur rahna ussai virus h wo”
Khane ki table par sab baithe huve the …aur sabko pata tha ki abhi raj aur richa ke bich nokhjhokh huvi thi….
Jogindar “aj garmi jayda h kya ya mujhe he mahsus ho rahi h”
Chief ke chehre par muskaan agayiii aur bole “maine suna h kisi surma ki bolti band ho gayi thi aj”
Gajendra singh “hum toh nahi darte the…par aj kal ke jawano mai wo dum kanha raha”
Jogindar “ha bilkul bahar toh babbar sher aur ghar mai dher”
Richa ne gardan upar uthayi aur jogindar singh ko ghoor kar dekha aur jogindar singh ko khansi agayi
Richa “aram se khana khayiye khate waqt bolna acha nahi hota h….”
Sunil bechara sherdil ke sath baitha chup chap jaldi jaldi khana kha raha tha…usai pata tha ki jaldi nahi kari toh bhukhe rahna pad sakta h unhe aise khata dekh rajeev bole “tum dono ko kya jaldi h kanhi jana h kya jo itni jaldi jaldi kha rahe ho khana”
Aur bus dono ke gale mai khana attak gaya aur wo buri tarah khasne lage ….aur richa aur raj dono unhe dekhne lage…
Sunil pani pite huve “rajeev sir ap khana khayiye na shanti se ….jawalamukhi fatne ki chetwani mili huvi h hume isliye uske ane se pahle kha rahe h kya pata kab fat pade ayr baad mai khane ka mouka mile yaa na mile …aur bus raj aur richa ke chehre ke expression badal gaye….par baki sabke hansi ke thahake ghoonj gaye….
Kuch dair baad…
Sunil “pata h ahsaan jitni bahne h sabhi is kamine ko pasand karti h aur indono ke chakkar mai pisna mujhe padta h ladte ye h par sunate mujhe …abhi he dekhle yaar miya biwi ki ladayi aur suna mujhe rahe the…ab bata meri kya galti h sali ye kya jindgi h pahle mila nahi tha toh 2 saal tak isai dhundhta raha aur mil gaya h toh ab bahno ke natak suru ho gaye h”
Sherdil “ha yaar meri bhi kayi dino se buri halat h bhabhi suna jati h aur ye raj toh nirwana deepu raj khel khelkar meri halat kharab kar rakhi h yanha se jakar kisi dr se milna padega”
Sunil “richa h na”
Sherdil “pagal kutte ne kata h kya maarna h toh sidhe bolde yaar sherni ke muu mai kyo bhej raha h chir faad kar dengi meri aur main uff tak nahi kar paunga…”
Sunil “ha ha ha ye toh mere sath tab se hota aaraha h jab se raj mila h”
Aur dono hasne lage tabhi piche se mityudoot akar … “kundan ki wife aur beti ko opposition party ke leader uthakar le gaye h…”
Sunil “uske sath wahi hoga jo wo aj tak karti ayi h”
Sherdil “apne pati ke bistar ke liye ab uske sath bhi roj naye mard honge acha h yahi hona chahiye tha us jaisi ke sath”
Toh insai dur sahar mai opposition party house mai…
Kundan ki wife ki rah rah kar cheekhe ghoonj rahi thi…rah rah rah kar isliye kyoki uski umar ke party worker …jaise he wo cheekne ke liye muu kholti apna lund uske muu ghoosa dete aur uski cheek ghoo ghoo mai he rah jati….
Party leader “kyo thakuraine ye yaad ana h ye wahi mla h jiski beti ka rape tere he kahne par huva tha aur iske samne he isko beti ne khud khushi ki thi…aj tere sath bhi yahi hoga dekh” itna kah usne tv on kiya toh ek live footage chalne lagi janha kundan ki beti nangi idhar udhar bhag rahi thi…aur sare worker uske sath khel rahe the….
Leader “ maza aya …teri he beti h na bahuto ko apni car se aur nokar bana bana kar aur tourture kar kar mara h na …ye sab aj nahi nahi…rojteri beti ke sath bhi yahi karenge uske sath hum bistar honge uski roj suhagraat aur suhag din hoga…aur wo dekh wo raha dr jo dhayan rakhega ki ye mare nahi …
Kundanki wife bus tefi ankh se screenhe dekh pa rahi thi ..kyoki uske teeno chedo mai toh teenlund gusai huve the….wo na cheek sakti thi na kuch kar sakti thi ..
Idhar
Jab raj sone ke liye gaya toh …
Usai dhake maar uske yani richa ke ghar bhej diya….simmi nitti aur dimbi ne …ki apko dr ke sathrahna chahiye chot lagi huvi h…aur raj ghar mai ghooskar sofe par baithi richa ko dekhne laga..
Richa “kha nahi jaungi aur waise bhi aisa kuch nahi h tumhara jo maine dekha nahi h samjhe”
Raj “ tumm”
Richa “jao so jao bade aye..mujhe ankhe dikhane wale..aur ha ghar se bahar nikalne ka raat ko sochna bhi nahi..warna”
Raj “warna kyaa”
Richa “Divya maa nanaji wale ghar mai he h ”
Raj man mai “kamini sali” aur chup chaap jakar bed par late gaya aur richa sofe par laiti usai dekhti rahi …..
Raj ek hour baad utha aur uske pass akar bola “main kya hu tumhare liye”
Richa ek pal rooki aur uski ankho mai dekh kar boli “sabkuch”
Raj “toh meri har baat manogi “
Richa khushi se “jindgi bhar”
Raj “promise”
Richa “promise”
Raj “toh tum agai koyi sawal nahi puchogi aur kuch nahi bologi ab kal tum delhi ja rahi ho aur wanhi se agai ki padhayi karogi”
Richa ne ekthapad raj ke gaal par mara aur palatkar sofe par late kar jor se raj ko galiya dene lagi ….
Bahar khada mityudoot dusre mityudoot se badbadaya… “sonali beti ki sangadh ka asar toh nahi pad gaya h richa beti par. Waise galiyo mai thoda farak toh h warna wo toh maa bahan ki galiya deti h master ko par ye bhi kuch had tak wahi kar rahi h…”
Dusra mityudoot “ ye phir bhi tikh h par sonali toh aag h aag h soch raha hu jab master ke bare mai pata lagega tab wo kaise react karenge…bahut pitenge….master”
Pahla mityudoot ke expression pure change ho gaye aur wo hanste huve bola “wo toh master ke bina bataye kuch din jane par he tod fod deti thi toh yanha toh 2 saal se gayab h he he he bahut pitne wale h maza ayega pitayi dekhne mai”
Dusra mityudoot “hansle beta hansle aur jab usai ye pata lag gaya ki hume pata tha toh socha h hamara kya hoga is umar mai hadiya ya dant tute toh judenge bhi nahi”
Aur ye sunte he dono ek dusre ko dekhne lage….
Pahla mityudoot “mere pait mai rah rah kar dard uthta h ajkal sayad pathri hogi mandava jane par hospital mai admit ho jaunga ilaj ke liye”
Dusra mityudoot “mujhe bhi saans lene mai dikat hoti h fefade aur body ka treatment kara lunga tere sath he admit hokar…warna ghar rahe toh aur kharab ho jayenge…
Ye kah dono ek dusre ko bahano par shabashi dene lage …akhir sabko pata tha ki sonali ka gusa kitna khatarnak hota h…aur is baar toh raj ne kaam he aisa kiya h….ki goliya he na chal pade…
Agle din subhe….
Raj… baithak mai sabke sath baitha tha…. “ Bade papa,chief sir nanaji…main tikh ho gaya hu ye baat abhi kisi ko nahi batani h..
Jogindar “kyo”
Raj “pahle meri baat toh sun lijiye puri….”
Jogindar “tikh h”
Raj “wo isliye kyoki hamare pariwar ki wajah se papa ke dosto ke pariwar ki jindgiya bhi barbaad ho gay…ab wo jinda h ya nahi mujhe nahi pata par ravindar uncle wo badi kadi h jinse sara sach bahar aasakta h bahar…isliye unhe chudana bahut jaruri h …wo papa ke sabse kareeb dost the aur papa ke baad sabse jayda bura unke sath he huva hoga…aur poonam wo toh bina baap ke rahi h unke jinda hone ke baad bhi….”
Chief “par wo h kanha”
Raj “wo finland ke ek Island
Chief hmm aur achanak he khade hokar “kya kaha finlad par ek Island par kanhi wo death island par toh kaidnahi h janha world ke un kaidiyo ko he rakha jata h jo world ke sabse khunkaar kaidi hote h”
Raj “ap jante h”
Chief “nahi jab Russian intellengence ke sath humne ek secret opration kiya tha tab unke opration incharge ke sath mere ache reletion ban gaye the unhone he bataya tha isliye mujhe pata h …par wanha ki toh security bhi sabse khatarnak hogi aur sabse badi baat wo island dhundhna bhi muskill bahut muskill h kyoki wanha unhe he rakha jata h jo world ki top 100 list mai hote h…aise mai location dhundhna aur chudana sabse muskill h
Raj ne mech ki taraf dekha
Mech
Mech “ maine america ke wanted contract killer se contact kiya tha usne mujhe ek hacker ke contact diye aur usi ne he bataya ki singh naam se ek person h jisai alag prison se kuch waqt pahle he finland laya gaya h….jo approx 17 saalo se saja kaat raha h aur ab usko maar diya jayega….”
Johindar “agar wo ravindar bhai h toh unhe chudana hoga raj kyoki ek wo he the jo har waqt sahdev bhai ke sath khade rahe h ….unhe sabse jayda information pata hogi ki akhir kiski wajah se ye sab huva h”
Raj “isiliye main chahta hu ki mere jinda hone ya tikh hone ki baat abhi dabi rahe …unko india lane ke baad he main sabse milunga”
Chief “mujhe do din do main arrangement karta hu”
Raj “Nahi sir is baar hum jayenge aur leagally aur valid visa ke sath jayenge ….mech aur mike wanhi finland ke h isliye koyi problem nahi hogi….lagta h ab purane dost se milne ka waqt agaya h ….hume delhi jana hoga”
Sunil “main private jet ka arrangement karta hu”
Raj ne ha mai gardan hila di….
Par bahar jane se pahle rooka aur bola …. “Yaar sahdev uncle ke dost narpat singh jinda h abhi ek mahine pahle he mile h kaise ye baad mai bataunga par wo kah rahe the ki madhya pardesh mai ek jagah h junagarh wanha ye log kaam se bahut baar jate the aur unka dost vipin ka pura pariwar wanhi rahta tha …unhone he transportation ka sara set up kiya tha …toh mujhe lagta h pahle wanha jaya jaye unke wanha se kafi sari information mil jayegi …ya aisa karte h main mech aur mike pahle chale jate h finland aur location search karte h jab tak tu”
Raj “ha ye tikh h”
Sunil “toh pahle delhi chal raha h ya sidhe”
Raj “critical situation h”
Sunil “Dekh bhai wanha waqt lagega kyo ki finland bahut bada h aur hum aisi location dhundh rahe h jo bahut secret h aur upar se tu abhi tikh huva h toh tujhe rest ki jarurat h”
Raj “Tikh h main kal junagarh ke liye nikal jaunga”
Richa “par tum delhi chal rahe the na”
Raj ne usai dekha aur aisa muu banaya jaise bol raha ho tere sath dimag kharab nahi h mera…
Unki baat Abhi khatam huvi he thi ki opposition party ke leader agaye….
Leader “Namaskar thakur saab”
Umed singh “hairani se ji namaskar neta ji ”
Leader “Thakur saab apko ab hamari party ka mukhya chehra dubara se banna hoga”
Umedsingh “main”
Richa aakar “Haa sochiye mat ye sab aise he nahi aye h divya maa ne vidya group of hospital ko yanhi rakhne ke liya haa kaha h tabi apke liye aye h”
Umed singh “par”
Leader “Thakur saab haa nahi kahenge toh hum yanhi dharne par baith jayenge …ap pahle bhi hamare mukhya neta the wo toh kundan ne jaan se marne ki dhamki de rakhi thi aur jo nahi mane unke sath apko bhi pata h usne kya kya kiya h par ab toh sari power apki he h”
Tabhi commissioner bhi agaye
Chief “ha thakur saab ap befikra rahiye ab nobat nahi ayegi….dubara waisi … main bhi apko full support dunga bus jab tak illegal kaam na ho aur commissioner bhi apka support karenge”
Gajendra singh “papa ha bol dijiye”
Umed singh “tikh h neta ji main apke sath hu taiyari suru kijie chunav prachaar ki abki baar imandari ki sarkar …na ghotala na hoga bhrastachaar … yahi punch line banayiyega”
Leader “ji thakur saab jaisa ap chahe izzazat dijiye”
Richa jo sab soon chuki thi
wo kuch bol nahi rahi thi bus sunil ko he ghoor rahi thi…
Commissioner jogindar aur chief se ap dono mere sath chal sakte h office tak mujhe kuch behad jaruri mamlo mai apki help leni h”
Dono “chalo”
Raj gajendra se “maa ka room kounsa tha”
Gajendra “vidya ka …ao andar chale” aur phir ek roomke pass akar jo lock tha usai khola aur bole yahi room tha vidya ka thoda change kiya h par uski cheeje waisi he rakhi huvi h…tum andar ja sakte ho”
Raj andar gaya toh samne he uski maa ki badi si photo lagi huvi thi….raj ne hath se apni maa ki photo ko chukar dekha aur emotional ho gaya ….samne ek bed tha jis par wo late gaya …aur usai kab nind agayi pata he nahi laga….shamko uski nind khuli….
Raj ne khidki se bahar dekha toh sham chuki thi wo kudh se bola… “main itni dair tak soya raha…”wo khada hokar bahar aya…toh samne sherdil khada tha aur richa se daant kha raha tha….sherdil ki nazar raj par gayi toh uski jaan mai jaan ayiii…aur wo bola “tu uth gaya bhai….aja …bhabhi ne chaye banayi h”aur bus wo khud se he bola “benstokes madhumakhi ke chathte se bacha toh saanp ke bill mai hath daal diya abe hutiye bhabhi bolna jaruri tha”
Raj “kya bola”
Sher “kuch nahi …tune kya suna bhabhi ….tere kaan bajne lage h”
Itna kah wo “aya sunil kah nikal gaya full speed se”
Richa “Baitho chaye laati hu”
Raj “banani agayi”
Richa ne palatkar ghoora aur boli “ ha agayiii…”
Raj ne nitti ki taraf dekha aur bola “tujhe badi hansi arahi h”
Nitti “bhai …wo isliye hans rahi hu kyoki sherdil bhai ki sher giri nikal gayi thi abhi abhi waise maine suna ap bahut rich ho”
Raj “tu bol kya chahiye tujhe”
Nitti “pakka na ap mana nahi karenge na”
Raj “chal nahi karunga pakka”
Nitti “mujhe bahar ghumna h maine kuch bhi nahi dekha h matlb main kabhi bahar nahi gayi hu”
Raj “ Tikh h waise ye kaam toh ahsaan bhi kar deta”
Nitti “wo kya unko kuch nahi pata h khali body banate ghumte h is mamle mai wo zero h ha ladayi pitayi wo sab kar sakte h hamare liye…please ap kuch kijiye na”
Raj “Tikh h” tabhi richa agayi chaye lekar…aur wo bola inhe delhi aur aaspass ghuma do ”
Richa “aur mujhe kya milega”
Raj “ tumhe kya chahiye”
Richa “chodo tum de nahi paoge”
Raj “ toh mat maango”
Richa “tuummm”
Raj “tumne he toh kaha”
Richa tea ka cup hath mai dekar pair patakte huve chali gayi…
Raj “ye aise he rahti h kya…
Nitti “are nahi ye toh bahut simple cool rahti h pata nahi abhi he aise kyo kar rahi h by the way thank you so much bhai”
Raj koyi baat nahi khub maje karna richa ke pass bahut paise h….full udana …ok
Nitti “yipppeee main abhi simmi aur dimpi ko batati hu”
Raj sirf muskara diya aur sochne laga ….
Place junagarh ….
“kya dikat ho gayi h be”
Admi “maalik ye kah raha bomb
“Kya karega khair rokda laya h”
Samne se “yelijiye 20 carod nagad pahuchana apko padega”
“Are babu hum transport king hu sara do number ka maal yanha wanha karta hu tum jo ye mahngi gadi ka jor dikha rahe ho isjaisi mai baithkar toh main huggne jata hu samjhe kaam ho jayega”
Aur samne wale ke jate he wo admi cheekha apne piche khadi shandar haveli ki taraf dekh kar “are kanha mar gayi re”
Uski awaj soon ek aurat bhagti huvi ayi “ ji ji ji”
Admi “kaa ji ji ji laga rakhi h”
Aurat maalik “wo wo usai chod dijiye”
Admi “are usai kya karunga wo toh hamari haveli ki shobha badayegi uska gadraya badan dekhte he ang ang mai aaglag jati h bus 18ki ho jaye”
Aurat rote huve “maalik sab toh mar gaye bus hum kuch he bache h hum par raham kariye”
Admi ek laat marte huve “chup kar randi sali mujhe sikhati h…tera khasam vipin usne daba kar rakha jo bhi mainkaam karta bich mai mapni maa chudane ajata tabse he humne kasamkhayi thi ki uski nasalki ha pidi aur chinnal humari ranadi aur admi hamara ghulam hoga .. sahdev par bahute bharosa tha na ja ab taiyar ho ja hum ate h kamre mai chalbhag nahi toh 18se pahli he teri beti ki seal tut jayegi”
Bechari dar ke maare andar chali gayi janha aur 5 aurte aur 6 ladkiya kaam par lagi huvi thi aur admi kisi ke hath daba rahe the toh kuch saaf safayi kar rahe the….
Raat ke waqt…
Aurat “mar bhi nahi sakte h warna ye hamare bacho ki jindgiya narak kar denge”
Ek admi “ab koun si swarg h bhabhi …saalo se narak mai he toh jee rahe h aur inhe dekho ye toh chote he the jab ye sab huva aur dekho aj bade hogaye h isi narak mai par inki havaniyat yahi nahi rooki pahle hamri betiyo ki izzat luti aur jab man bhar gaya toh bhai bahano ko he pati patni bana diya …
Aurat “ hoga …jarur hoga… tumhare bhai ke itne dost the koyi toh jarur ayega …aur jab ayega tab iska vinash bhi tay h”
Ek bujurg “bahu chod do ab toh tu teri nhuti aas ab koyi nahi ayega ana hota toh ajata itne saalo mai ab koyi nahi ayega …ab toh hamari jindgi mai jeete ji bus yahi narak likha huva h jo hum bugat rahe h”
Aur sare dukhi hokar mila huva khana khane lage jo kutto ke khane se bhi bekar tha khakar so gaye is umid mai ki kisi na kisi suraj ki kiran unki jindgi mai khushiyo ki roshni layega …
Toh idhar wo admi haveli mai baitha huva tha…ki uska ek admi uske pass bola… “maalik khabar h UP mai sarkar gir gayi h aur kundan aur unke pariwar ki ghar mai cylinder fatne se maut ho gayi h”
Maalik“kya bak rahe ho”
Admi “Ha maalik aur toh aur commissioner naya agaya h …aur police encounter kar rahi h”
Maalik “hum ye toh bahut gad bad b par kundan ko marna koyi pahad todne se kam nahi h pahle heemachal aur phir mumbayi aur delhi aur ab UP lagta h kuch gadbad h”
Admi “hmmm ek kaam karo apne sare khabriyo ko kaam par laga de jara si hul chal ho toh hume khabar kar de aur ab ye bata wo hathiyaro ki supply gayi ….
Admi “ji maalik wo toh bhej di h aur abki baar keral se bada order aya h bol rahe h badi deewali manani h”
Maalik “tikh h rakam milte he supply kardo aur abki baar unhe bolna maal kadak bhejhe hamare neta log kunwari ki deemand kar rahe h”
Admi ji “ji maalik” itna kah wo chala gaya…
Maalik ne apni lungi uthayi aur ek ladki ko baal pakadkar khinch liya aur bola “ itna he niklega ismai se kitna chusegi”
Wo ladki jaldi se bhag gayiii…
Maalik “bhahinchod koyi toh h sala par h koun jo itna sab kuch kar jata h aur koyi kuch karta bhi nahi h banglore walo ko pata toh hoga he phir ye chup kahe baithe h sasur ke naati kal he toh sona bheja h tab bhi kuch nahi kaha”
Next day…
Afternoon 2pm
Junagarh railway station ….
“Ha babu kanha chaloge”
Shakhs “bhaiya BJS college”
Auto wala “Teacher ho”
Shakhs apna white sunglass set karta huva “ha bhaiya majburi mai ana pada”
Auto wala 100 rs lagenge
Shakhs “ tikh h bhai chalo”
Auto wala kounsa gaanv h
Shakhs “Bhaiya gawaliyar se h”
Auto wala “hum jhansi se h”
Shakhs “bhaiya jagah toh bahut achi h”
Auto wala “babu jagah toh swarg h agar apne kaam se kaam rakho warna narak bante bhi time nahi lagti h…” auto wala red light par rooka toh samne se ek admi bhag raha tha aur uske piche kayi sare gunde bhag rahe the aurwo bhag rahe admi ne piche moodkar gundo ki taraf dekha toh uske pair apas mai takra gaye aur wo gir gaya …aur girte he gundo ne gher liya aur bole “bhaiya ji ke bare mai chaapega ab teri khabar chapegi aur usai wanhi kaat kar sabke samne chale gaye
Autowala “ap samjhe hum kyo bole apne kaam se kaam rakho toh swarg warna narak h”
Shakhs “samaj gaya bhaiya”
Auto wala kuch dair baad “lo bhaiya ji apka college agaya…
Shakhs “ye lo bhaiya thank you”
Itna kah shakhs apna bag taang kar andar chala gaya aur reception desk par khada hokar “hi my self Raj singh”
Counter par baithi lady “Yes please”
Raj “ye mera appointment latter h”
Receptionist lady “appointment latter dekh kar ohh tohap h yoga teacher”
Raj “jii”
Lady “please mere sath ayiye aur usai lekar principal room ki taraf chali gayi aur boli mam andar h”
Raj “ok”aur door knock kiya..
Aur andar se awaj ayi “come in”
Raj andar akar “hello mam”
Principal “ oh mr raj pleaseplease”
Raj chair par baithkar “mam sirf Raj kahiye”
Principal “ok well raj Government norms h yoga teacher rakhna he hoga aur apke bare mai toh vidya group se direct recommendation ayi h”
Raj “mam maine vidya group hospital delhi mai 2 saal working ki aur sath he fitness center chalaya h”
Principal “well apki age toh 28 batayi gayi h but apki age 22 ke aaspass ki lagti h”
Raj muskurakar “mam perfect diet aur perfect exercise ke sath chehre ka glow bana rahta h aur ap actual age se kam lagte h waise apke ankhe ke niche halke se dark circle bata rahe h ki ap nind nahi le pati h achi”
Principal chonkar “ha sahi kaha apne par kaise”
Raj “apki age thirties mai h but ap apni age se jayda ki lag rahi h rukiye main abhi tikh karta hu ap yanha ayiye”
Principal “ abhi office mai”
Raj “bilkul yanhi don't worry mam meri 70.percent femal clints he hoti h .. isliye ap trust kar sakti h”
Principal ke chehre par muskurahat agayi aur wo bich mai akar khadi ho gayi ..
Raj piche akar khada ho gaya aur dono hatho se principal ke hatho ko uski breast ke pass modkar lagaya aur phir upar kar teen baar upar niche kiya …kayi sare katke nikalne ki awaj ayi …phir raj ne principal ko wapas chair par bithakar garden ko dheere dheere gol gol ghumaya aur bade payar se gardan ke katke nikal diye…
Raj “kaisa lag raha h”
Principal “ bahut sukoon mila h body halki lag rahi h”
Raj “ek minut aur fir apne hatho se ek halki massage gardan ke passaur shoulders par dis minut tak di… fi bola “ab last step sofe par late jayiye”
Principal ne kuch nahi kaha aur late gayi
Raj “relax ho jayiye body ko loose chod de” aur phir raj ne principal ke pair ke ghutno ke pass se pakadkar teda kiya aur kamar par ungli sharat se firate huve ek ungli ka halka sa pressure diya jiski wajah se principal ki siski nikalgahi aur raj ke chehre par muskaan agayi aur phir ran ne principal ki gori kamar ko chute huve hatheli ka pressure kamar par diya aur kahi sare katko ki awaj huvi aur sath he principal ki bhi aahhh nikal gayi…phir raj ne dusri tarafse bhi same procedure kiya
Raj “kaisa feel kar rahi h”
Principal “relax aj tak itna light feel nahi kiya h khudko apke hatho mai magic h”
Raj “Thank you mam”
Principal “fir toh dubara service leni padegi”
Raj “kabhi bhi mam”
Principal “waise kanha rooke huve h ap”
Raj “yahi toh problem h abhi rent par room dekh raha hu par mila nahi h”
Principal “ ap hamare guest house mai rook jayiye jab tak main dekhti hu apke rookne ke liye”
Raj “ye best rahega”
Kuch dair aur principal se baat ki aur guest room ki taraf nikal gaya …tabhi uske mobile par call aya usne call uthaya toh awaj ayi “photo bhej di h aur location bhi”
Raj call disconnect hone ke baad “oh toh principal maidam ke bahut pahuchi huvi chij h well maza ayega”
Aj ke liye itna he ….masti mai padhne ka bindas likes aur revoes pelne ka…
Mzza Aya
But raj ko btya kyu ni uski shaddi ka?
Wah mazedar update bhai. Bda maza aya pdhkar. Hasi se bhara hua. Mast ha mast.
So next target junagarh then Finland. Maza ayega
So next target junagarh then Finland. Maza ayega
Rohan B
Old man Kakashi Hatake ☄️
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