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Principal ne bahar se chaprasi ko bulaya aur uske sath raj ko college guest house ki taraf bhej diya…aur piche khudh khadi hokar apni body ko hila kar feel karte huve boli “aj tak sirf medicine he li thi physician se but aj raj ne toh bus 15 minut mai he he puri body ko itna rrelax kar diya h ki sari akdan khatam si ho gayi h…hmmm intresting person h….. sur personality bhi achi h…aur janna padega raj ke bare mai” phir wo muskurati huvi apni desk par akar baith gayi aur apna kaam karne lagi …
Wanhi chaprasi …sahab ye raha apka guest house lunch main aaj yanhi pahucha dunga aur night ko dinner apko mesh mai jaakar khudh karna hoga wo dikh rahi h building apke piche window se wanhi par h …sab wanhi khate h college hostle ke students aur kuch staff…
Raj “aur bhi teachers ate h kya wanha”
Chaprasi “ha ate h jinka apni biwiyo se jagda huva ho wo rook kar wanhi kha lete h ghar par galiya khane se acha toh yanhi khana kha lena behtar h ….”
Raj muskara kar 500 ka note dete huve “Dubara kuch puchna ho toh”
Chaprasi “mobile h na saab humko sab pyar se khabri lal kahte h hamare pass sari khabar hoti h”
Raj ne 5000 aur nikale aur usai dete huve“khabri lal tum kaam ke admi ho”
Khabrilal “Bahut kaam ka hu sir ji”
Itna kah wo chala gaya aur raj fresh hokar sofe par he lait gaya aur divya se huvi mulakaat ke bare mai sochte huve call kar diya
“Maa pahuch gaya hu…”
Divya “good ..toh…apna dhayan rakhna khana ache se khana aur time sona idhar udhar mat ghumna kaam se kaam rakhna”
Raj “maaaa bacha nahi hu ab main ap mujhe hamesha bacha he kyo samjhti ho”
Divya “ bacha he toh h mera bus bachpan mai nanga rahta tha mere samne aur ab underwear mai rahta h toh huva na bacha”
Raj “maa”
Divya “ bus bus mera dil janta h ki jab tujhe us halat mai dekha tha maine kudh ko kaise samjhaya tu nahi samjhega ek maa ki kya halat hoti h jab uska bacha uske samne he jindgi aur maut ke bich leta huva ho”
Raj “maa ap phir suru ho gayi koyi rona dhona nahi ”
Divya “ ha tujhe toh noutanki he lagegi… meri baate”
Raj “maa kha lunga aur ek roti extra he khaunga time se sounga sari baate manuga…khush ho jayiye ab toh…”
Divya “ good mera acha raja beta”
Raj “ap pahuch gayi delhi”
Divya “ha pahuch gayi hu sunil ke sath he hu ”
Raj “ ok maa main late jata hu train mai nind he nahi ayi”
Divya “Tikh h dubara kar lena”
Call cut hote he …
Richa “dekha sab bhul gaya na maa mera ek baar bhi nahi pucha na …sab bhul gaya wo maa”
Divya “na meri bachi na bilkul nahi wo idiot kuch bhi karle usai tujhe apnana he hoga…”
Sherdil “bhabhi ap fir santy ho gayi…wo toh h he idiot …uske dimag mai badla ladayi bus yahi bhara huva h…chod usai waise bhi wo chahe kuch bhi kare jis din shadi ka bomb us par footega tab dekhna uski sakal ki jis shadi ke liye wo itne bahane bana raha h usai shadi kab ka kar chuka h”
Ye soon richa bhi hasne lagi ..
Divya “aur kya shadi toh ho he chuki h marrige certificate ban chuka h..aur aur”
Richa “maa bus”kahkar divya ki banho mai muu chipa liya…
Divya “jab usai ladti h tab ye sharam kanha jati h” itna kah wo kudh bhi hasne lagi ….tabhi kavita aur shweta bhi agayiii…
Shweta “apne inform tak nahi kiya papa ne bataya ap ayi h”
Divya “Aj tujhe yaad ayi h ek baar bhi call kiya bua ko”
Kavita “sorry bua”
Divya “sorry kahne se sab tikh ho jayega”
Mahol ko bigda dekh sunil bola
“Ap shant ho jayiye …aur tum dono chalo pahle maafi mango”
Dono akar gale lag gayiii….toh divya bhi naram pad gayii…
Shweta kuch pal baad richa se “tu badi chamak rahi h chahrre par glow he alag h ”
Kavita shweta ke kaan mai “ha yaar 2 saal mai ye bahut beautiful ho gayi h”
Richa “make up ka kamal h ab ho gaya tum dono ka toh
Chalo ajao lunch time ho gaya h maine taiyar kar liya h”
Shweta aur kavita “hhhh ye suraj kanha se uug aya h… richa aur khana impossible hum maan nahi sakte”
Divya “richa ne he banaya h”
Kavita “wao phir toh jarur khaungi…”
Sunil “noutankiyo baith jao”
Khane ki table par sunil ne akhir kaar puch he liya Deepika di se baat huvi…kya tum dono mai se kisi ki
Shweta “ Nahi aur na karni h 2 saal se humne toh nahi dekha h unhe tu he baat karle waise bhi tujhe kounsa call kiya unhone”
Sunil ne koyi reply nahi kiya aur bus ek niwala kha kar uth gaya”
Sherdil “shweta galat baat”
Shweta “bhai ap bhi na unki wajah se kya nahi huva aur unhone ek call tak nahi kiya puchne ke liye ki sab kaise h uske bare mai baat karni h toh main ja rahi hu”
Kavita “baith ja chup chaap kanhi nahi jana h”
Kuch pal baad Divya “tumhari padhayi kaisi chal rahi h”
Kavita “final year h pura hone wala h bus final exam baki h phir masters ki planing karni h kanha se kare bus”
Divya “good …aur phir tumhare peele hath kar denge picha chute hamara”
Shweta “no way bua main shadi wadi nahi karunga aur karni h toh gharjamayi dhundh lena dono ke liye…warna rahne do hum aise he tikh h”
Kavita “ bilkul hum ghar se dur nahi jayengi …”
Divya “are”
Kavita aur shweta “ no means no”
Night time…junagarh..
Raj ne time dekha aur uthkar dinner ke liye chal diya….usai mesh dhundhne mai jayda dikat bhi nahi huvi aur wo sidha mesh tak jaldi he pahuch gaya janha se bahut sari baato ki awaje arahi thi …usne andar entry li toh mesh ladke ladkiyo se bhara huva tha …wo sabhi hostle ke the jo dinner ke liye aye huve the…kuch ki nazar raj ki taraf gayi toh sab apas mai khusar fusar karne lage..
Ladki “ ye koun h pahle toh nahi dekha aur ab toh session bhi end hone wala h”
Ladka “body toh jabardast banayi huvi h isne”
Dusri ladki “guest faculty toh nahi h”
Ladka “nahi ye student he h jo transfer lekar aya hoga”
Aise he sabki nazar gayi us par …raj andar chalta huva aya aur sidha counter ki tarafjane laga tabhi piche se dinner ke liye aya huva ek ladka jald bazi mai tezi se counter par jane ke chakkar mai raj se takra kar niche gir gaya…
Ladka “gadhe dekh kar nahi chal sakta h”
Raj muskurakar “soch kar dekh gadha koun h aur kisai dekh kar chalna chahiye par sahi kaha tumne gadhe mai dimag ka ha hota h”
Ladka gusai se pagal ho gaya raj ki baat soonkar aur wo kuch aur bolta
Piche se uske sathayi ladki “chal na tu bhi kyo dimag laga raha h bhuk lagi h mujhe teri wajah se pahle he late ho chuke h”
Ladka chalte huve “tujhe baad mai dekhunga” itna kah wo ladki ke sath chala gaya”
Raj bhi counter par pahuch gaya aur hello karke intro diya aur apna dinner lene laga …fir plate hath mai lekar ek table ke pass jaakar baith gaya wanhi student jinhone abhi sab dekha tha…wo ab alag he gossip kar rahe the…
Ek ladka “ohh teri ye kya kiya isne isai panga lene ke liye yahi mila…”
Ladki “sshhh dheere dheere bol dono ne soon liya toh tu janta h kya hoga…”
Udhar wo dono jakar apne group ke sath baith gaye …
Unmai se ek ladki “Neha yaar tu late kaise huvi”
Neha “are ye phuspendra h na kamina hila raha hoga apna yahi late aya”
Phuspendra “main kyo hath se hilane laga tu h na”
Uski baat se sab hasne lage …
Neha “bus abe ye koun h lamba tagda personality bhi hero jaisi h bus sunglasses champu jaise lag rahe h”
Dusri ladki “are nahi re sunglasses mai toh ye kisi porn star ke jaise lag raha h jo hunting par nikla ho aur kisi ladki ke pass jakar uski ankho mai dekh kar uska sikaar karega”
Neha “kamini mat dekha kar porn itni …warna ungli se suru kari thi tune ab kheere toh ghusa liya aise he rahi toh shadi wale din tera pati he andar ghus jayega pura raat ko”
Ladki ne bura sa muu bana liya
Unke group ka dusra ladka “wo chodo sutta laya hu jaldi khatam karo aur chalte h phir warna wo warden ajayegi apna mota pichwada hilate huve”
Neha “ha yaar jaldi finish karo kal pata karte h ye koun h”
Aur itna kah sab jaldi jaldi khakar chale gaye ….sutta marne
Raj ke chup chap apna khana khakar wapas chal diya aur mobile nikalkar sunil ko call kiya “ kya be hutiye”
Sunil “ tu sale kamine”
Raj hanste huve “ab teri kyo sulgi huvi h”
Sunil “hansle beta par yaad rakh jis din sonali di ko pata laga tu jinda h …us din beta popcorn lekar teri film dekhunga”
Raj ki hansi gayab ho gayiii
Sunil jor se hanste huve “fati na beta fatni bhi chahiye us death halo se jayda teri kutayi karegi wo…sayad abki baar 4 saal coma mai chala jaye tu…”
Raj “ abe dara raha h”
Sunil “sach bata raha hu tere room mai he rahti h aur kisi ki majal nahi h unhe kuch kahde aur teri besti yani meri wife ha ha ha beta kayde se thukegi teri gang bang suna h na wahi hoga tere sath ha ha ha ha ha”
Usko jor jor se hanste dekh sab agaye ….par sunil hansta raha jor jor se aur bola gang bang kya naam aya h…aur dubara jor se hasne laga aise he call cut karke sofe par lait jor jor se hansne laga…
Dimpi kya huva….
Raj “ kuch nahi ek mast movie ane wali h market mai maine tickets book kar di h apan first day first show dekhenge tera pahli baar h na kya thriller action movie hogi”
Nitti “wao tab toh mast maza ayega”.
Sunil “ maza are real experience hoga tumhare dil ki dhadkne upar niche ho jayengi emotion action fighting …bullets …galiya sab hongi…tum life ki sari movie bhul jaogi”
Simmi “ phir toh jarur dekhenge”
Sunil ha ha ha ha ha ha hansta huva upar room ki taraf jane laga toh sherdil samne he tha…wo bola itna mat hans kabhi socha h pitne ke baad agar raj ne jhut kah diya ki sunil ko start se sab pata tha ki main jinda hu aur mujhe laga usne tumhe bata diya hoga tab kya hoga tera wo toh waise he tuj par bhadki rahti h raj ka kya h jitna pitega usai jayda sonali bhabhi usai pyar karengi par tera kya hoga socha h ”
Ab sunil ki buri tarah fatti…
Sherdil “main bhi yanhi soch soch kar khoff mai rahta hu…chit pat sab raj ki h aur maje ki baat dekh jagda miya biwi ka h par dar hume laga rahta h…”
Idhar raj jab wapas ja raha tha toh kuch dur he ek koune mai hasne ki aur baate karne ki awaj ayiii…
Phuspendra “tu kyo rahti h yanha hostle mai tera baap toh ACP h na”
Neha “are yaar kitni baar toh bataya maa baap ladte rahte h isliye yanha rahti hu ab chod tu kyo ghus raha h family mai”
Dusri ladki “ chill na yaar lado mat”
Neha “lagta h teri thukayi ache se huvi h aj”
Wo ladki “kya thukayi sale ki tablet asar karti jab tak discharge ho gaya aur jab kaam karni suru kari tab tak uska call agaya”
Neha toh phir
Ladki “bus sale ne chaat chaat kar garam kar diya aur fir apni ungliyo se kaam chalna pada”
Sab hans pade…
Dusra ladka “main mar gaya tha kya”
Ladki “abe wo kharcha karta h tab usai chadne deti hu warna usai apni panty tak sugne na du”
Ladka “kamini”
Usi group ki ladki “are wo dekh”
Sabki nazar gayi …
Group ki hot ladki sarita “are yaar kuch bhi kah benstokes ha mast physic dekh perfect body shape h kaas ye student ho aur hamari class mai ajaye maza ajayega”
Neha “hmm kal pata karte h akhir koun h”
Tabhi warden dikh gayi sabko …
Neha “lo agayi bhains chalo be warna sidhi baap ko call laga degi aur bina wajah hungama ho jayega”
Idhar raj bhi guest house mai agaya …
Raj “maine college life toh ji he nahi kabhi aur ab teacher bankar agaya sikhaunga kya tikh h basic se he start karenge …ye college ke students he mujhe information laakar denge akhir ye sab itni badi city ke koune koune se ate h aur main yoga trainer hu jo mba bba engeneering…bsc msc commerce walo tak sabhi streams ko yoga sikheyga … chalo kal se start karna h aj toh apna h”
Next day …
Raj blue jeans aur white t shirt mai taiyar huva jismai uski personality he gajab ki dikh rahi thi upar se guruji ki dawayi aur richa ki caring se wo kisi hifi model ki tarah lag raha tha upar se white sunglass jo raat mai champu dikha raha tha wo ab pura fit baith gaya tha aur usai ayr perfect bana rahe the lambe baal …ab students usai students samaj rahe the aur sab pass se jane par usai ek tak dekhte rah jate..
Raj man mai “yanha ladkiya jayda nahi lag rahi h kya sayad koyi function ki taiyari chal rahi h dekhte h”
Wo sidha principal office ki taraf badha…toh bahar he khabri lal baitha mila…
Khabri lal “ good morning sir ji”
Raj “good morning khabri lal aj ki taza khabar”
Khabri lal “sir ji sab taza he taza h sports day araha h….aur kafi state ke college participate karte h … isliye bahut bheed hone wali h … aur bahut sari beautifull madam bhi ayengi ek raat ki pyar wali”
Raj muskarakar “kya baat h khabri lal ji acha subhe ki chaye toh pila do”
Khabri lal “ap baithiye office mai hum abhi laata hu apke liye”
Raj “madam kanha h”
Khabri lal “wo lagi h taiyari mai main untak dhundhkar khabar bhijwata hu”itna kah wo chala gaya toh
Raj turant uthkar computer screen ke passaya aur pendrive ko attach kar ek software c drive mai baki softwares ke bich install kar diya aur wapas chair par baith gaya kuch he dair mai khabrilal chaye lekar aya…
Khabri lal “ye lijiye sir garma garam chaye”
Raj “thank you”
Khabri lal “Sir ji bodyshody jabardast banayi h…bura mat maniyega hamari bato ka hum aise he h”
Raj “ koyi baat nahi …bus shokh hote h apne apne khabri lal mera shokh khudko fit rakhna h”
Khabri lal “shadi ho gayi apki”
Raj “Nahi”
Khabri lal “toh fir apko ek raaz ki baat batata hu sir ji principal madam ki bhi apne admi se khatpat chalti rahti h aur madam se alag he rahta h shadi ke baad se he sunne mai aya h ki uska affair h kanhi bahar aur usne madam ko kabhi chuva tak nahi h”
Raj “ohhh”
Khabri lal “aur bhi madam h khaskar english wali sabse khubsurat h”
Tabhi door open hone ki sound huvi aur principal andar ayi…aur apne chair par akar baithti huvi…
“Well waise toh formals he allowed h college mai teachers ke liye…”
Raj “mam wo physical training hogi na aur formals comfortable nahi honge isliye but agar rule h toh main follow karunga”
Principal “no no its ok main bhul gayi apko toh training karani hogi aur effords bhi physically honge”
Raj “waise aj kaisa feel kar rahi h ap”
Principal ke chehre par muskaan agayi aur boli “sach kahu toh bahut achi nind ayi aur kafi relex mahsus kiya”
Raj “mam ap time nikalkar pahle ek week one hour aur fir bus half hour daily exercise jo main sikhaunga wo kar lijiyega trust me ap college ki student jaisi lagne lagengi”
Principal khil khila kar hans padi “really is it possible”
Raj “afcourse is it possible aur sabse badi baat ap hamesha stress free rahegi aur active aur energetic feel karengi”
Principal “ ok main jarur gour karungi Raj filhal chaliye main apko apka classroom dikhati hu aur apko class room ke liye needs ho toh mujhe bata dijiyega agar meri reach mai huva toh arrange karwa dungii”
Raj “ok sure mam”
Principal “waise vidya group mai toh job karna sabka dream hota h phir ap yanha”
Raj “ mam unka ek project h jo students par based h bus usi par research karne ke liye mujhe college join karna tha aur suddenly apne vacancy open kari aur BJS college top 50 mai ata h isai best aur kya hota meri research ke liye isliye main yanha hu apke samne”
Principal “ohhh toh mr raj research karne aye h as a yoga teacher”
Raj “dont worry mam i m very responsible person and i m also very good in my job”
Principal “No no dont take otherwise … mujhe ap par yakeen h ye lijiye apka classroom agaya ye class room h apka have a look”
Raj ne andar se dekha toh bada sa hall tha ….
Raj “hmm size kafi bada h but ek problem h mam”
Principle “wo kya”
Raj “mam glasses h charo taraf aur girls yoga karengi toh unka outfit alag hoga aur ladke ap mera matlb samaj rahi h na please isai cover karwa dijiye aur ek chota music system bhi ”
Principal “Dont worry wo maine pahle he kah diya h aj ho jayega aj toh main apko dikhane ke liye layi thi waise abhi sports day ki practice chal rahi h ap usmai meri help kar sakte h jab tak apki class ready ho jayegi”
Raj “kaisi help”
Principle “ayiye batati hu “ phir sath chalte huve boli “ is event mai hamare state ke kafi bade bade persons ke bacho se lekar normal students tak participate karte h ..toh main chahti hu ki ap unhe guide kare taki wo mentaly stress free ho aur focus karna sikhe kyoki without focus kisi bhi competition ko jitna impossible hota h”
Raj “right …. without focus winning chances always low hote h”
Principal “ Thats why Raj main chahti hu hamara college top five mai aye aur ismai ap meri help kare op”
Raj “ohhhh”
Principal “race …football…cricket…boxing…dance…martial arts…chess swiming har tarike ke competition honge”
Raj “Toh ap mujse kya chahti h ap clear kahiye”
Principal “maine apka complete resume padha h ap swimming , martial arts,boxing,race,chess jaise games mai champian h,aur last ap ek motivational speaker bhi h i m right”
Or raj hairani se principal ki yaraf dekhne laga…
Principal “vidya group ki site par apki sari detail h isliye hairan mat hoyiye kal raat ko check kari thi maine”
Raj ke chehre par muskurahat agayii “matlb ab mujhe principal mam ke sare order manne honge”
Principal muskura kar “Request h ye”
Raj “ek din mai itni expectations principal mam ko mujhse ho gayi”
Principal “10 years se teaching mai hu …kuch soch kar he responsibility deti hu”
Raj “ok toh jo hukum principal mam ka”
Idhar ye baat kar rahe the aur sabki jigyasa badh rahi thi ki ye h koun jo principal madam se itna hanskar baat kar raha h”
Principal “chaliye sabhi sports students assembly mai agaye honge”
Aur raj jab wanha pahucha toh uske chehre par ek muskurahat thi par choti kyoki wo yahi toh chahta tha…sabhi students se connect hona aur wo mouka ussi bahut jaldi mil gaya….
Principal “ silence please …students maine apko yanha isliye bulaya h kyoki kuch dino mai sports event start ho jayega..aur ap sab par competition aur studies ka pressure hota h jinhe manage karte huve sports day per acha perform karna nahut bada challenge hota h…isliye apki help ke liye apke new teacher jinhone as yoga trainer join kiya h wo help karenge …ye ek motivational speaker bhi h ….”
Niche line mai khadi neha “oh teri ye teacher h …”
Sarita “boli thi na teacher h”
Phuspendra “benstokes yoga se ghanta kuch hoga”
Neha “chup karna soon toh le pahle tu bhi toh martial arts mai h”
Principal ne raj ko mike par ane ka ishara kiya
Raj mike pakadkar “ good morning …main abhi sirf ye kahunga…ki win or loss mai ek chij bahut important hoti h koyi bata sakta h wo kya hoti h…”
Ek jana “ hardworking”
Ek ladki “punctuality sir”
Raj “aur koyi”
Ek aur ladki “stamina sir”
Aise he sabhi ne hardworking, regularity, Smart working,working on weakness, etc sab kahte gaye..
Raj “ ok ok all answers are right but according to me most important thing is your ego…”
Ye soon sab raj ko dekhte toh kabhi ek dusre ko …
Raj “ confuse”
Laghbhag sabhi ne sir haa mai hila diya
Raj “Jab hamara Ego hurt hota h hamare heart mai fire burn hoti h …jo shape deti h willingness ko, hamre focus ko,hamare anger ko aur hamara mind ko direct karti h ek direction mai aur wo direction hota h kuch kar dikhane ka,kudh ko proof karne ka, wrong proof karne ka jisne apko weaksamjha,looser samjha isliye burn your ego…is competition ko apne ego par lo aur main guarantee deta hu in the end ap us postion par honge janha se ek silent slap unsabke muu par hoga jo ap par hans rahe honge aur apke harne ka wait kar rahe honge….
Raj ke har sabd ne uswaqt wanha kahde sabi students ke dil mai ek aag si jaga di thi…
Raj “ so burn your ego….take things on your ego in a possitive manner Thank you”
Niche khadi neha ke sath uski friend sana boli “wow yaar kya speech di h mere toh body ke har parts mai ghoosbumps uth rahe h”
Sarita “ha yaar rom rom mai ghoosbumps arahe h”
Aise he har student ke expression dekh principal ke chehre par bhi muskurahat agayiii aur usne taliya bajayi toh ground taliyo se ghunj gaya …wo boli “and one last information raj sir apke sports event co -ordinator bhi h isliye kabhi bhi koyi proble ho toh inse yoga class room mai contact kar sakta h”
Aur ye sunte he wapas sare students apas mai khusar phusar karne lage …kuch milna chate the toh ladkiyo ko jaise koyi unka dream partner mil gaya ho …kuch teacher muu sikod rahe the toh kuch female teacher jinka body shape maintain nahi tha wo apne he khayali pulao banane lagti huvi khud ki dress tikh karne lagi thi idhar raj principal ke sath chalte huve “ mam mainnnn”
Principal “Raj sir main isi college se passout hu aur jab student thi tab main ek swimmer thi isliye maine hanesha chaha competition mai college ko top position mai lau but kamyaab nahi ho payi aur isliye main principal bante he pichle teen saal se effords kar rahi hu aur kafi ache athelets alag alag sports mai taiyar ho bhi gaye h aur aj apki motivational speech ne unmai wo aag jala di h jo jeetne ke liye important hoti h isiliye apko ye post di h aur ap college guest house mai he rooken taki evening msi time ho toh unki help kar sake”
Raj “well mam apka order ab mana kaise kar sakta hu akhir boss is always right”
Principal “ har order”
Raj “afcourse …kahaa toh boss is always right any difficulty or doubt refer to rule number one”
Principal “And what is rule number one”
Raj muskara “ Rule number one says…..boss is always right”
Ye sunte he principal ki khilkhilahat nikal gayi but usne controle karte huve kaha..
“Nice very nice apke sath rah kar koyi bhi stress free rah sakta h”
Raj “Abhi toh first day h boss ”
Principal muskurati huvi“ok raj main baki arrangement ke liye jati hu ap ka id card apki class mai he buijwati hu free hokar milti hu”
Raj khada hokar sidha army position mai khada hokar “yes boss”
Principal phir muskarane lagiii aur raj ke jate he “itne salo mai first time college mai kuch acha laga h intresting person h trustable bhi h kaass”
Idhar raj class room ki taraf jate huve “yaar ye kanha fans gaya aise toh time he nahi milega….par ek kaam acha ho raha h principal ke kareeb ho araha hu akhir iska pati information and technology department ke minister ka PA h aur usai mujhe sari information mil sakti h jo mujhe yanha chahiye h aur iske liye principal ke kareeb jana hoga …tabhi wo mujhse jalega” ye kahte sochte wo apni class mai pahucha toh samne class mai ek pura group khada tha… aur raj ko dekhte he wo sare usai dekhne lage
Raj man mai “ye sab aise kyo dekh rahe h mujhe puch he leta hu” aur itna soch usne kaha “kya baat h ap sab yanha”
Student group mai se ek ladka pass khadi ladki ko kandha marte huve“tu bol na tune participate kiya h ”
Ladki ne sabko apni taraf sabko dekhte dekh boli “ sir hum focus increase karne ke liye kya kar sakte h ek din tak toh tikh h but continuously possible nahi hota h”ye kah wo chup ho gayi aur raj baki sabko dekhte huve
Raj “ ok aur ap sab kuch nahi bolenge” phir choti smile dete huve apne sunglass ko sahi kiya aur bola “first of all apni hasitation ko hatao …ye apke confidence ko direct hit karta h second thing…connectivity focus ke liye connectivity deep honi chahiye h”
Sab ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lage toh raj agai bola … “first of all mujhe Raj kaho okk
Sab “ok sir”
Raj “sir
Sab “ok Raj”
Raj “boy frind kiske h aur gf kiski h”
Sab ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lage
Raj “Tell me”
Sab ne ha bhar di sirf ek ladki ko chodkar
Raj “tum sab apne boy friend girl friend se raat bhar baate karte ho na apna dhukh sukh batate ho jagda karte ho..phir bhi din mai ek baar baat na ho toh kya apka focus apne partner se hat ta h nahi na …isliye apka focus bhi aisa he hona chahiye …chahe ap competition mai part he kyo na le rahe ho…..ye chote chote focus apke bade focus ko increase karega but jo bhi karo deeply involve hokar karo tabhi ap us chij ki importance ko samjhoge …jaise apni lover par focus karte ho”
Raj ki baat soonkar sab hasne lage toh ladkiya sharmane lagi…
Ek ladki “ Raj apki gf h”
Raj “gf meri ……h na bahut sari “
Sab “hhhhhhh”
Raj “mazak kar raha hu nahi h by the way ap mai se bhi koyi competition mai part kar raha h”
Toh wo ladki boli jiska koyi boyfriend nahi h”maine martial art competition mai participate kiya h”
Raj “ excellent …”
Tabhi phuspendra and group andar ata huva ladki se bola “ha ha ha tumne kiya h dubara se tumhara kya performance thi last time maza agaya tha”
Ye awaj soon ladki ka chehra utar gaya …
Neha “are tum toh 5 minut mai he farsh par padi dard se karah rahi thi sach mai kya performance thi”
Raj ne dekha toh usai yaad aye ye toh wahi raat wala group h par usne kuch nahi kaha”
Toh us ladki ke sath walo mai se ek bola “ isne participate toh kiya par tum logo ne kya kiya aye aur cheer karne ke bajaye demotivate karke ge gaye”
Phuspendra “bus bus beta itna ud mat mere bare mai yaad h na main koun hu”
Ladka kuch bolta usai pahle jiska bf nahi tha us ladki ne rok diya aur boli “phuspendra mujhe pata h tum top five mai the par tumhe kisne ye hak diya ki kisi ka mazak udao”
Neha “oh jali…chalo side hato hume tum jaise faticharo ke muu nahi lagna h” itna kah wo agai badhi toh neha ke group ke baki ladke ladkiyo ne samne khade group ko side dhakel diya
Neha raj se “ hume kuch puchna h”
Raj “getout”
Phuspendra neha ek sath “what”
Raj “ i said get out from my class”
Sab dekhte rah gaye
Raj “ fast”
Aur sabko phuspendra bahar ki tarafle jate huve raj ko dekhna laga..abhi wo gate tak he pahucha tha ki Raj ne kaha “wait”
Sab piche moode…
Raj chutki baja kar “yes you what is your ohh i remember phuspendra…kya kaha tha tumne” phir ladki ki taraf ishara karke “iska performance…”
Phuspendra “ha bahut bekar tha”
Raj ke chehre par muskurahat agayi aur wo ladki se bola “kya tum phuspendra se competition karogi abhi”
Ladki ghabra gayi aur boli “main par main kaise nahi nahi”
Raj “pahle dar se jeeto jab ap girte h toh sikhte h… failures he apki perfect neev hoti h success ki..aur tum isi se dar rahi toh agai kaise badhogi”
Raj ki baat soon ladki ne heemat karke socha aur haa kaha …
Raj ok phuspendra 1 minut hoga tum ribs neck sensitive jagah ko chod attack kar sakte ho…jitni force se chaho”
Phuspendra ke chehre par muskurahat agayiii aur bola ap sure ho na warna kal ko sab kahenge ladki ko peet diya”
Raj “dont worry champ par tum jarur dhayan rakhna kanhi ye na kahe ki ladki ne ladke ko peet diya…”
Ye soon phuspendra sidha ground mai agaya aur “bola ajaa”
Aur dono ground mai agaye ladki ne apna ek leg agai karke move bana liya…..toh samne phuspendra ne bhi move bana liya…
Raj “Ready”
Dono ne sir hilaya aur raj bola “start”
Aur ladki kuch karti usai pahle he phuspendra ki ayi kick sidhi jo pahle pait ki taraf ayi aur last moment par upar hokar uske baju par lagi aur ladki ek side hokar giri aur dard se ahhh nikal gayi ….par ..dard par kabu paakar wo dubara uthi aur…apna ek punch phuspendra ki taraf mara par phuspendra ne easily ek hath se usai side mai kar diya aur uske baju ko pakadkar ghumakar niche jor se patak diya….aur agla move karte huve punch uske muu ke agai aakar roka …aur ladki buri tarah ghabra gayi aur apni ankhe band karli ..
Raj “enough”
Phuspendra “sir ji ap teacher h warna apko bhi apni power dikhata”
Raj ye soon muskara diya aur bola “ok you win best of luck 4 din baad dubara fight karenge”
Phuspendra “sir kyo pitwa rahe ho bechari ko”
Neha “chal na chod humne he akar time kharab kiya chal na bade aye gyani baba”
Itna kah wo sare hanste huve chale gaye …
Raj ne ladki ko uthaya aur usai baitha kar bola “Ye pain tumhari limits ko increase he karega ..kyoki ladkiyo ki power ladke se kam he milegi competition mai right”
Ladki “ne ha mai gadan hila di”
Tab uske sath group mai ayi ek ladki boli “Sir par ye fight”
Raj muskurakar “pump the pain no pain no gain ye lines har fitness centres mai likhi hoti h par iska matlb hota deep mai socho toh ek matlb ye bhi nikalta h ki body ki limits wahi h jo apki soch h isliye increase karo pain lo fear se lado aur phir dekho tum wo sab paogo jo pana chahte ho tumhari limits wi nahi jo tum soch kar baitho ho each day apni limits ko push karo…ab main tumhe 2 steps sikhaunga aur isai tab tak karna h aur jab tak tum thak kar kadam nahi utha pao phir pain killer lo aur rest karna aur kal akar mujse milna aur dikhana kitni practice kari tumne”
Aisa kaha raj ne usai ek foot moment aur ek punch moment sikhaya … Raj ke speed se moments dekh wanhe khade us pure group ki ankhe fati rah gayiii…
Raj “aise kya dekh rahe ho sabke secret h ..aur main chahta hu tum top five mai atleast ao…”
Ladki jhuk kar “Thank you Raj”
Raj muskara “good jitne par party milegi”
Aur sab hasne lage toh ..
Ek ladki “ mujhe apni gf bana lijiye…”
Raj “pahle he din college se nikalwana h”
Tab us ladki ne jaldi se apne number raj ko de diye aur boli “apke liye toh sab karne ko taiyar hu main aur dont worry main trustable ladki hu”
Martial arts wali ladki “sir par thapad marti huvi chal pagal ladki kanhi bhi suru ho jati h”
Raj “ok tum martial arts mai kaise”
Ladki “mera naam jasmin h aur papa police mai h wo he support karte h isliye…martial arts mai agai badhi taki unki tarah officer ban saku”
Raj “Good ab jamkar practice karo”
Aur sarebahar aye toh jasmin ki friend yaar tu bhi na kitna hot h aur mujhe kounsi shadi karni h usai tu bhi na”
Jasmin kuch nahi boli toh ladki boli “ohhh kanhi tumhe kudh toh crush nahi ho gaya h unpar”
Jasmin “shut up idiot kuch bhi par uske chahre ki saram sab bata rahi thi..
Ladki “oye hoye meri dhanno pahli baar impress huvi h kisi se …acha waise tere sath jodi toh mast lagegi”
Idhar raj class mai baitha mobile dekh he raha tha ki kuch females teacher agayi…
Raj abhi kuch bolta usai pahle he usai dusri taraf se ek call agayi aur call par naam dekh …uska khila sa chehra murjha gaya ek baar wo agai khadi females ko dekhta toh ekbaar mobile par arahe naam richa ko dekhta …call ki ring baand huvi toh…uski jaan mai jaan ayii
Raj “ yes please”
Femal teacher “ sir ap yoga classes start kar rahe h”
Raj “ha teachers ke session alag time par honge aur ap sabki outfits bhi ye nahi hokar apko strechable dress pahanni hongi”
Dusri female teacher muskaan ke sath “ matlb ap aur hum he honge”
Raj “ji hum aur ap he honge”
Aur bus lag gayi sari khusar phusar aur khi khi karne ….
Kuch dair baat karne ke baad sari chali gayi toh raj ne apne chehre par aya paseena puncha aur time dekh kar nikal gaya guest house ki taraf….aur room mai ate he “yaar ye kya h …kitni baate karti h ye aurte main pagal ho jaunga yanha ..”
Par abhi bechari ki problem kanha khatam hone wali thi tabi raj ka mobile dubara baj utha aur name araha tha maa..usne call uthaya aur “haa maa bola he tha ki samne se bhadki huvi awaj ayi … “haa maa aur mera call uthate huvi dikat arahi thi tumhe…”
Raj “main kuch bolu”
Richa “jhut ke sivaye kya bologe tum aur maine tumhare he kaam se call kiya tha par tum khair chodo aur suno
Raj “soon raha hu”
Richa “tumhari us college mai meri friend ki cousin sister padhti h kya naam tha neha usai mil lena wo help kar degi …”
Raj “oh thank you”
Richa “ suntoh lo pahle khud nade aye Thank you wale itna he thank you araha h toh pahle he utha lete call .”
Raj man mai bol meri maa tu he bol “ bolo”
Richa “ fashion designer k course kar rahi h ok warna neha neha karoge toh kitni he mil jayegi ab rakhti hu bye aur photo aur number bhej diye h”
Rajkuch bolta usai pahle he call cut ho gaya aur bus rajbadbadata rah gaya khudse …
Phir usne whats on kiya toh niche photo aur mobile number likhe huve the …aur photo dekh uske chehre par muskaan agayi aur wo bola 2 mili dono policewali…aur dono ke he charector different h nice”
Raat ko khana khane ke baad uski nazar neha and group par gayi aur usne pocket se mobile nikalkar call kiya toh neha ne mobile nikala aur attend kar ke kaha hello
Raj “hello miss neha mujhe apke number meri known se mile h wo apki cousin sister ke sath padhti h”
Neha “ohh yes bataya tha usne kaha tha apki puri help karu ”
Raj “Help toh chahiye h..apke college mai jo sabse bigda ladke h jo sare ulte kaam karte h unke naam chahiye h mil sakte h”.
Neha “sorry main aisi ladki nahi hu”
Raj “well miss neha ji ap kaisi h mujhe pata h aur information bhi h apki cigarate drinking school bunks…ganja sabki information h help mangi h bikh nahi”
Neha “ mere father police mai h”
Raj “Acp h kaho toh unhe bhej duu”
Neha rookar “main help karungi…”
Raj “Neha tum sahi toh main sahi simple exchange h ok aur agai meri help karke pachtawa nahi hoga”
“Neha ok main. Info collect karke bhej dungi”
Call cut hote he neha ke chehre ke expression badal gaye aur wo phuspendra se boli “ye number h is number ki detail chahiye aur location bhi”
Phuspendra ne number liye aur ek jane ko bhej diye…aur samne se reply aya ho jayega aur next deal arahi h”
Neha “kya huva ho jayega na”
Phuspendra “ha ho jayega chal sutta marte h”
Neha “ nahi yaar mood nahi h ab”
Aur neha ke jate he phuspendra ka dost “ kya huva”
Phuspendra “sali police wale ki aulad h isliye sath rakhtu taki koyi kaam na ho par bhanchod bhav aise dikhati h jaise kharid liya ho ek din iski choot aur na gaand na fadi toh mera naam bhi phuspendra nahi waise bhi sali ki itni photo h ki khud niche syegi bus ye 2 deal puri ho jaye”
Idhar Raj “ ab mujhe jana chahiye h bahar ….” Itna kah wo chupke se nikla aur deewar faandh kar bahar nikal aya aur jis taxi se wo college aya tha wo khada mila aur uske sath wo sidha pahucha …galaxy baar
Taxi driver “ye yanha ka sabse bada baar h bhai”
Raj “ intezar karna yanhi” itna kah wo andar ghoos gaya…
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Principal ne bahar se chaprasi ko bulaya aur uske sath raj ko college guest house ki taraf bhej diya…aur piche khudh khadi hokar apni body ko hila kar feel karte huve boli “aj tak sirf medicine he li thi physician se but aj raj ne toh bus 15 minut mai he he puri body ko itna rrelax kar diya h ki sari akdan khatam si ho gayi h…hmmm intresting person h….. sur personality bhi achi h…aur janna padega raj ke bare mai” phir wo muskurati huvi apni desk par akar baith gayi aur apna kaam karne lagi …
Wanhi chaprasi …sahab ye raha apka guest house lunch main aaj yanhi pahucha dunga aur night ko dinner apko mesh mai jaakar khudh karna hoga wo dikh rahi h building apke piche window se wanhi par h …sab wanhi khate h college hostle ke students aur kuch staff…
Raj “aur bhi teachers ate h kya wanha”
Chaprasi “ha ate h jinka apni biwiyo se jagda huva ho wo rook kar wanhi kha lete h ghar par galiya khane se acha toh yanhi khana kha lena behtar h ….”
Raj muskara kar 500 ka note dete huve “Dubara kuch puchna ho toh”
Chaprasi “mobile h na saab humko sab pyar se khabri lal kahte h hamare pass sari khabar hoti h”
Raj ne 5000 aur nikale aur usai dete huve“khabri lal tum kaam ke admi ho”
Khabrilal “Bahut kaam ka hu sir ji”
Itna kah wo chala gaya aur raj fresh hokar sofe par he lait gaya aur divya se huvi mulakaat ke bare mai sochte huve call kar diya
“Maa pahuch gaya hu…”
Divya “good ..toh…apna dhayan rakhna khana ache se khana aur time sona idhar udhar mat ghumna kaam se kaam rakhna”
Raj “maaaa bacha nahi hu ab main ap mujhe hamesha bacha he kyo samjhti ho”
Divya “ bacha he toh h mera bus bachpan mai nanga rahta tha mere samne aur ab underwear mai rahta h toh huva na bacha”
Raj “maa”
Divya “ bus bus mera dil janta h ki jab tujhe us halat mai dekha tha maine kudh ko kaise samjhaya tu nahi samjhega ek maa ki kya halat hoti h jab uska bacha uske samne he jindgi aur maut ke bich leta huva ho”
Raj “maa ap phir suru ho gayi koyi rona dhona nahi ”
Divya “ ha tujhe toh noutanki he lagegi… meri baate”
Raj “maa kha lunga aur ek roti extra he khaunga time se sounga sari baate manuga…khush ho jayiye ab toh…”
Divya “ good mera acha raja beta”
Raj “ap pahuch gayi delhi”
Divya “ha pahuch gayi hu sunil ke sath he hu ”
Raj “ ok maa main late jata hu train mai nind he nahi ayi”
Divya “Tikh h dubara kar lena”
Call cut hote he …
Richa “dekha sab bhul gaya na maa mera ek baar bhi nahi pucha na …sab bhul gaya wo maa”
Divya “na meri bachi na bilkul nahi wo idiot kuch bhi karle usai tujhe apnana he hoga…”
Sherdil “bhabhi ap fir santy ho gayi…wo toh h he idiot …uske dimag mai badla ladayi bus yahi bhara huva h…chod usai waise bhi wo chahe kuch bhi kare jis din shadi ka bomb us par footega tab dekhna uski sakal ki jis shadi ke liye wo itne bahane bana raha h usai shadi kab ka kar chuka h”
Ye soon richa bhi hasne lagi ..
Divya “aur kya shadi toh ho he chuki h marrige certificate ban chuka h..aur aur”
Richa “maa bus”kahkar divya ki banho mai muu chipa liya…
Divya “jab usai ladti h tab ye sharam kanha jati h” itna kah wo kudh bhi hasne lagi ….tabhi kavita aur shweta bhi agayiii…
Shweta “apne inform tak nahi kiya papa ne bataya ap ayi h”
Divya “Aj tujhe yaad ayi h ek baar bhi call kiya bua ko”
Kavita “sorry bua”
Divya “sorry kahne se sab tikh ho jayega”
Mahol ko bigda dekh sunil bola
“Ap shant ho jayiye …aur tum dono chalo pahle maafi mango”
Dono akar gale lag gayiii….toh divya bhi naram pad gayii…
Shweta kuch pal baad richa se “tu badi chamak rahi h chahrre par glow he alag h ”
Kavita shweta ke kaan mai “ha yaar 2 saal mai ye bahut beautiful ho gayi h”
Richa “make up ka kamal h ab ho gaya tum dono ka toh
Chalo ajao lunch time ho gaya h maine taiyar kar liya h”
Shweta aur kavita “hhhh ye suraj kanha se uug aya h… richa aur khana impossible hum maan nahi sakte”
Divya “richa ne he banaya h”
Kavita “wao phir toh jarur khaungi…”
Sunil “noutankiyo baith jao”
Khane ki table par sunil ne akhir kaar puch he liya Deepika di se baat huvi…kya tum dono mai se kisi ki
Shweta “ Nahi aur na karni h 2 saal se humne toh nahi dekha h unhe tu he baat karle waise bhi tujhe kounsa call kiya unhone”
Sunil ne koyi reply nahi kiya aur bus ek niwala kha kar uth gaya”
Sherdil “shweta galat baat”
Shweta “bhai ap bhi na unki wajah se kya nahi huva aur unhone ek call tak nahi kiya puchne ke liye ki sab kaise h uske bare mai baat karni h toh main ja rahi hu”
Kavita “baith ja chup chaap kanhi nahi jana h”
Kuch pal baad Divya “tumhari padhayi kaisi chal rahi h”
Kavita “final year h pura hone wala h bus final exam baki h phir masters ki planing karni h kanha se kare bus”
Divya “good …aur phir tumhare peele hath kar denge picha chute hamara”
Shweta “no way bua main shadi wadi nahi karunga aur karni h toh gharjamayi dhundh lena dono ke liye…warna rahne do hum aise he tikh h”
Kavita “ bilkul hum ghar se dur nahi jayengi …”
Divya “are”
Kavita aur shweta “ no means no”
Night time…junagarh..
Raj ne time dekha aur uthkar dinner ke liye chal diya….usai mesh dhundhne mai jayda dikat bhi nahi huvi aur wo sidha mesh tak jaldi he pahuch gaya janha se bahut sari baato ki awaje arahi thi …usne andar entry li toh mesh ladke ladkiyo se bhara huva tha …wo sabhi hostle ke the jo dinner ke liye aye huve the…kuch ki nazar raj ki taraf gayi toh sab apas mai khusar fusar karne lage..
Ladki “ ye koun h pahle toh nahi dekha aur ab toh session bhi end hone wala h”
Ladka “body toh jabardast banayi huvi h isne”
Dusri ladki “guest faculty toh nahi h”
Ladka “nahi ye student he h jo transfer lekar aya hoga”
Aise he sabki nazar gayi us par …raj andar chalta huva aya aur sidha counter ki tarafjane laga tabhi piche se dinner ke liye aya huva ek ladka jald bazi mai tezi se counter par jane ke chakkar mai raj se takra kar niche gir gaya…
Ladka “gadhe dekh kar nahi chal sakta h”
Raj muskurakar “soch kar dekh gadha koun h aur kisai dekh kar chalna chahiye par sahi kaha tumne gadhe mai dimag ka ha hota h”
Ladka gusai se pagal ho gaya raj ki baat soonkar aur wo kuch aur bolta
Piche se uske sathayi ladki “chal na tu bhi kyo dimag laga raha h bhuk lagi h mujhe teri wajah se pahle he late ho chuke h”
Ladka chalte huve “tujhe baad mai dekhunga” itna kah wo ladki ke sath chala gaya”
Raj bhi counter par pahuch gaya aur hello karke intro diya aur apna dinner lene laga …fir plate hath mai lekar ek table ke pass jaakar baith gaya wanhi student jinhone abhi sab dekha tha…wo ab alag he gossip kar rahe the…
Ek ladka “ohh teri ye kya kiya isne isai panga lene ke liye yahi mila…”
Ladki “sshhh dheere dheere bol dono ne soon liya toh tu janta h kya hoga…”
Udhar wo dono jakar apne group ke sath baith gaye …
Unmai se ek ladki “Neha yaar tu late kaise huvi”
Neha “are ye phuspendra h na kamina hila raha hoga apna yahi late aya”
Phuspendra “main kyo hath se hilane laga tu h na”
Uski baat se sab hasne lage …
Neha “bus abe ye koun h lamba tagda personality bhi hero jaisi h bus sunglasses champu jaise lag rahe h”
Dusri ladki “are nahi re sunglasses mai toh ye kisi porn star ke jaise lag raha h jo hunting par nikla ho aur kisi ladki ke pass jakar uski ankho mai dekh kar uska sikaar karega”
Neha “kamini mat dekha kar porn itni …warna ungli se suru kari thi tune ab kheere toh ghusa liya aise he rahi toh shadi wale din tera pati he andar ghus jayega pura raat ko”
Ladki ne bura sa muu bana liya
Unke group ka dusra ladka “wo chodo sutta laya hu jaldi khatam karo aur chalte h phir warna wo warden ajayegi apna mota pichwada hilate huve”
Neha “ha yaar jaldi finish karo kal pata karte h ye koun h”
Aur itna kah sab jaldi jaldi khakar chale gaye ….sutta marne
Raj ke chup chap apna khana khakar wapas chal diya aur mobile nikalkar sunil ko call kiya “ kya be hutiye”
Sunil “ tu sale kamine”
Raj hanste huve “ab teri kyo sulgi huvi h”
Sunil “hansle beta par yaad rakh jis din sonali di ko pata laga tu jinda h …us din beta popcorn lekar teri film dekhunga”
Raj ki hansi gayab ho gayiii
Sunil jor se hanste huve “fati na beta fatni bhi chahiye us death halo se jayda teri kutayi karegi wo…sayad abki baar 4 saal coma mai chala jaye tu…”
Raj “ abe dara raha h”
Sunil “sach bata raha hu tere room mai he rahti h aur kisi ki majal nahi h unhe kuch kahde aur teri besti yani meri wife ha ha ha beta kayde se thukegi teri gang bang suna h na wahi hoga tere sath ha ha ha ha ha”
Usko jor jor se hanste dekh sab agaye ….par sunil hansta raha jor jor se aur bola gang bang kya naam aya h…aur dubara jor se hasne laga aise he call cut karke sofe par lait jor jor se hansne laga…
Dimpi kya huva….
Raj “ kuch nahi ek mast movie ane wali h market mai maine tickets book kar di h apan first day first show dekhenge tera pahli baar h na kya thriller action movie hogi”
Nitti “wao tab toh mast maza ayega”.
Sunil “ maza are real experience hoga tumhare dil ki dhadkne upar niche ho jayengi emotion action fighting …bullets …galiya sab hongi…tum life ki sari movie bhul jaogi”
Simmi “ phir toh jarur dekhenge”
Sunil ha ha ha ha ha ha hansta huva upar room ki taraf jane laga toh sherdil samne he tha…wo bola itna mat hans kabhi socha h pitne ke baad agar raj ne jhut kah diya ki sunil ko start se sab pata tha ki main jinda hu aur mujhe laga usne tumhe bata diya hoga tab kya hoga tera wo toh waise he tuj par bhadki rahti h raj ka kya h jitna pitega usai jayda sonali bhabhi usai pyar karengi par tera kya hoga socha h ”
Ab sunil ki buri tarah fatti…
Sherdil “main bhi yanhi soch soch kar khoff mai rahta hu…chit pat sab raj ki h aur maje ki baat dekh jagda miya biwi ka h par dar hume laga rahta h…”
Idhar raj jab wapas ja raha tha toh kuch dur he ek koune mai hasne ki aur baate karne ki awaj ayiii…
Phuspendra “tu kyo rahti h yanha hostle mai tera baap toh ACP h na”
Neha “are yaar kitni baar toh bataya maa baap ladte rahte h isliye yanha rahti hu ab chod tu kyo ghus raha h family mai”
Dusri ladki “ chill na yaar lado mat”
Neha “lagta h teri thukayi ache se huvi h aj”
Wo ladki “kya thukayi sale ki tablet asar karti jab tak discharge ho gaya aur jab kaam karni suru kari tab tak uska call agaya”
Neha toh phir
Ladki “bus sale ne chaat chaat kar garam kar diya aur fir apni ungliyo se kaam chalna pada”
Sab hans pade…
Dusra ladka “main mar gaya tha kya”
Ladki “abe wo kharcha karta h tab usai chadne deti hu warna usai apni panty tak sugne na du”
Ladka “kamini”
Usi group ki ladki “are wo dekh”
Sabki nazar gayi …
Group ki hot ladki sarita “are yaar kuch bhi kah benstokes ha mast physic dekh perfect body shape h kaas ye student ho aur hamari class mai ajaye maza ajayega”
Neha “hmm kal pata karte h akhir koun h”
Tabhi warden dikh gayi sabko …
Neha “lo agayi bhains chalo be warna sidhi baap ko call laga degi aur bina wajah hungama ho jayega”
Idhar raj bhi guest house mai agaya …
Raj “maine college life toh ji he nahi kabhi aur ab teacher bankar agaya sikhaunga kya tikh h basic se he start karenge …ye college ke students he mujhe information laakar denge akhir ye sab itni badi city ke koune koune se ate h aur main yoga trainer hu jo mba bba engeneering…bsc msc commerce walo tak sabhi streams ko yoga sikheyga … chalo kal se start karna h aj toh apna h”
Next day …
Raj blue jeans aur white t shirt mai taiyar huva jismai uski personality he gajab ki dikh rahi thi upar se guruji ki dawayi aur richa ki caring se wo kisi hifi model ki tarah lag raha tha upar se white sunglass jo raat mai champu dikha raha tha wo ab pura fit baith gaya tha aur usai ayr perfect bana rahe the lambe baal …ab students usai students samaj rahe the aur sab pass se jane par usai ek tak dekhte rah jate..
Raj man mai “yanha ladkiya jayda nahi lag rahi h kya sayad koyi function ki taiyari chal rahi h dekhte h”
Wo sidha principal office ki taraf badha…toh bahar he khabri lal baitha mila…
Khabri lal “ good morning sir ji”
Raj “good morning khabri lal aj ki taza khabar”
Khabri lal “sir ji sab taza he taza h sports day araha h….aur kafi state ke college participate karte h … isliye bahut bheed hone wali h … aur bahut sari beautifull madam bhi ayengi ek raat ki pyar wali”
Raj muskarakar “kya baat h khabri lal ji acha subhe ki chaye toh pila do”
Khabri lal “ap baithiye office mai hum abhi laata hu apke liye”
Raj “madam kanha h”
Khabri lal “wo lagi h taiyari mai main untak dhundhkar khabar bhijwata hu”itna kah wo chala gaya toh
Raj turant uthkar computer screen ke passaya aur pendrive ko attach kar ek software c drive mai baki softwares ke bich install kar diya aur wapas chair par baith gaya kuch he dair mai khabrilal chaye lekar aya…
Khabri lal “ye lijiye sir garma garam chaye”
Raj “thank you”
Khabri lal “Sir ji bodyshody jabardast banayi h…bura mat maniyega hamari bato ka hum aise he h”
Raj “ koyi baat nahi …bus shokh hote h apne apne khabri lal mera shokh khudko fit rakhna h”
Khabri lal “shadi ho gayi apki”
Raj “Nahi”
Khabri lal “toh fir apko ek raaz ki baat batata hu sir ji principal madam ki bhi apne admi se khatpat chalti rahti h aur madam se alag he rahta h shadi ke baad se he sunne mai aya h ki uska affair h kanhi bahar aur usne madam ko kabhi chuva tak nahi h”
Raj “ohhh”
Khabri lal “aur bhi madam h khaskar english wali sabse khubsurat h”
Tabhi door open hone ki sound huvi aur principal andar ayi…aur apne chair par akar baithti huvi…
“Well waise toh formals he allowed h college mai teachers ke liye…”
Raj “mam wo physical training hogi na aur formals comfortable nahi honge isliye but agar rule h toh main follow karunga”
Principal “no no its ok main bhul gayi apko toh training karani hogi aur effords bhi physically honge”
Raj “waise aj kaisa feel kar rahi h ap”
Principal ke chehre par muskaan agayi aur boli “sach kahu toh bahut achi nind ayi aur kafi relex mahsus kiya”
Raj “mam ap time nikalkar pahle ek week one hour aur fir bus half hour daily exercise jo main sikhaunga wo kar lijiyega trust me ap college ki student jaisi lagne lagengi”
Principal khil khila kar hans padi “really is it possible”
Raj “afcourse is it possible aur sabse badi baat ap hamesha stress free rahegi aur active aur energetic feel karengi”
Principal “ ok main jarur gour karungi Raj filhal chaliye main apko apka classroom dikhati hu aur apko class room ke liye needs ho toh mujhe bata dijiyega agar meri reach mai huva toh arrange karwa dungii”
Raj “ok sure mam”
Principal “waise vidya group mai toh job karna sabka dream hota h phir ap yanha”
Raj “ mam unka ek project h jo students par based h bus usi par research karne ke liye mujhe college join karna tha aur suddenly apne vacancy open kari aur BJS college top 50 mai ata h isai best aur kya hota meri research ke liye isliye main yanha hu apke samne”
Principal “ohhh toh mr raj research karne aye h as a yoga teacher”
Raj “dont worry mam i m very responsible person and i m also very good in my job”
Principal “No no dont take otherwise … mujhe ap par yakeen h ye lijiye apka classroom agaya ye class room h apka have a look”
Raj ne andar se dekha toh bada sa hall tha ….
Raj “hmm size kafi bada h but ek problem h mam”
Principle “wo kya”
Raj “mam glasses h charo taraf aur girls yoga karengi toh unka outfit alag hoga aur ladke ap mera matlb samaj rahi h na please isai cover karwa dijiye aur ek chota music system bhi ”
Principal “Dont worry wo maine pahle he kah diya h aj ho jayega aj toh main apko dikhane ke liye layi thi waise abhi sports day ki practice chal rahi h ap usmai meri help kar sakte h jab tak apki class ready ho jayegi”
Raj “kaisi help”
Principle “ayiye batati hu “ phir sath chalte huve boli “ is event mai hamare state ke kafi bade bade persons ke bacho se lekar normal students tak participate karte h ..toh main chahti hu ki ap unhe guide kare taki wo mentaly stress free ho aur focus karna sikhe kyoki without focus kisi bhi competition ko jitna impossible hota h”
Raj “right …. without focus winning chances always low hote h”
Principal “ Thats why Raj main chahti hu hamara college top five mai aye aur ismai ap meri help kare op”
Raj “ohhhh”
Principal “race …football…cricket…boxing…dance…martial arts…chess swiming har tarike ke competition honge”
Raj “Toh ap mujse kya chahti h ap clear kahiye”
Principal “maine apka complete resume padha h ap swimming , martial arts,boxing,race,chess jaise games mai champian h,aur last ap ek motivational speaker bhi h i m right”
Or raj hairani se principal ki yaraf dekhne laga…
Principal “vidya group ki site par apki sari detail h isliye hairan mat hoyiye kal raat ko check kari thi maine”
Raj ke chehre par muskurahat agayii “matlb ab mujhe principal mam ke sare order manne honge”
Principal muskura kar “Request h ye”
Raj “ek din mai itni expectations principal mam ko mujhse ho gayi”
Principal “10 years se teaching mai hu …kuch soch kar he responsibility deti hu”
Raj “ok toh jo hukum principal mam ka”
Idhar ye baat kar rahe the aur sabki jigyasa badh rahi thi ki ye h koun jo principal madam se itna hanskar baat kar raha h”
Principal “chaliye sabhi sports students assembly mai agaye honge”
Aur raj jab wanha pahucha toh uske chehre par ek muskurahat thi par choti kyoki wo yahi toh chahta tha…sabhi students se connect hona aur wo mouka ussi bahut jaldi mil gaya….
Principal “ silence please …students maine apko yanha isliye bulaya h kyoki kuch dino mai sports event start ho jayega..aur ap sab par competition aur studies ka pressure hota h jinhe manage karte huve sports day per acha perform karna nahut bada challenge hota h…isliye apki help ke liye apke new teacher jinhone as yoga trainer join kiya h wo help karenge …ye ek motivational speaker bhi h ….”
Niche line mai khadi neha “oh teri ye teacher h …”
Sarita “boli thi na teacher h”
Phuspendra “benstokes yoga se ghanta kuch hoga”
Neha “chup karna soon toh le pahle tu bhi toh martial arts mai h”
Principal ne raj ko mike par ane ka ishara kiya
Raj mike pakadkar “ good morning …main abhi sirf ye kahunga…ki win or loss mai ek chij bahut important hoti h koyi bata sakta h wo kya hoti h…”
Ek jana “ hardworking”
Ek ladki “punctuality sir”
Raj “aur koyi”
Ek aur ladki “stamina sir”
Aise he sabhi ne hardworking, regularity, Smart working,working on weakness, etc sab kahte gaye..
Raj “ ok ok all answers are right but according to me most important thing is your ego…”
Ye soon sab raj ko dekhte toh kabhi ek dusre ko …
Raj “ confuse”
Laghbhag sabhi ne sir haa mai hila diya
Raj “Jab hamara Ego hurt hota h hamare heart mai fire burn hoti h …jo shape deti h willingness ko, hamre focus ko,hamare anger ko aur hamara mind ko direct karti h ek direction mai aur wo direction hota h kuch kar dikhane ka,kudh ko proof karne ka, wrong proof karne ka jisne apko weaksamjha,looser samjha isliye burn your ego…is competition ko apne ego par lo aur main guarantee deta hu in the end ap us postion par honge janha se ek silent slap unsabke muu par hoga jo ap par hans rahe honge aur apke harne ka wait kar rahe honge….
Raj ke har sabd ne uswaqt wanha kahde sabi students ke dil mai ek aag si jaga di thi…
Raj “ so burn your ego….take things on your ego in a possitive manner Thank you”
Niche khadi neha ke sath uski friend sana boli “wow yaar kya speech di h mere toh body ke har parts mai ghoosbumps uth rahe h”
Sarita “ha yaar rom rom mai ghoosbumps arahe h”
Aise he har student ke expression dekh principal ke chehre par bhi muskurahat agayiii aur usne taliya bajayi toh ground taliyo se ghunj gaya …wo boli “and one last information raj sir apke sports event co -ordinator bhi h isliye kabhi bhi koyi proble ho toh inse yoga class room mai contact kar sakta h”
Aur ye sunte he wapas sare students apas mai khusar phusar karne lage …kuch milna chate the toh ladkiyo ko jaise koyi unka dream partner mil gaya ho …kuch teacher muu sikod rahe the toh kuch female teacher jinka body shape maintain nahi tha wo apne he khayali pulao banane lagti huvi khud ki dress tikh karne lagi thi idhar raj principal ke sath chalte huve “ mam mainnnn”
Principal “Raj sir main isi college se passout hu aur jab student thi tab main ek swimmer thi isliye maine hanesha chaha competition mai college ko top position mai lau but kamyaab nahi ho payi aur isliye main principal bante he pichle teen saal se effords kar rahi hu aur kafi ache athelets alag alag sports mai taiyar ho bhi gaye h aur aj apki motivational speech ne unmai wo aag jala di h jo jeetne ke liye important hoti h isiliye apko ye post di h aur ap college guest house mai he rooken taki evening msi time ho toh unki help kar sake”
Raj “well mam apka order ab mana kaise kar sakta hu akhir boss is always right”
Principal “ har order”
Raj “afcourse …kahaa toh boss is always right any difficulty or doubt refer to rule number one”
Principal “And what is rule number one”
Raj muskara “ Rule number one says…..boss is always right”
Ye sunte he principal ki khilkhilahat nikal gayi but usne controle karte huve kaha..
“Nice very nice apke sath rah kar koyi bhi stress free rah sakta h”
Raj “Abhi toh first day h boss ”
Principal muskurati huvi“ok raj main baki arrangement ke liye jati hu ap ka id card apki class mai he buijwati hu free hokar milti hu”
Raj khada hokar sidha army position mai khada hokar “yes boss”
Principal phir muskarane lagiii aur raj ke jate he “itne salo mai first time college mai kuch acha laga h intresting person h trustable bhi h kaass”
Idhar raj class room ki taraf jate huve “yaar ye kanha fans gaya aise toh time he nahi milega….par ek kaam acha ho raha h principal ke kareeb ho araha hu akhir iska pati information and technology department ke minister ka PA h aur usai mujhe sari information mil sakti h jo mujhe yanha chahiye h aur iske liye principal ke kareeb jana hoga …tabhi wo mujhse jalega” ye kahte sochte wo apni class mai pahucha toh samne class mai ek pura group khada tha… aur raj ko dekhte he wo sare usai dekhne lage
Raj man mai “ye sab aise kyo dekh rahe h mujhe puch he leta hu” aur itna soch usne kaha “kya baat h ap sab yanha”
Student group mai se ek ladka pass khadi ladki ko kandha marte huve“tu bol na tune participate kiya h ”
Ladki ne sabko apni taraf sabko dekhte dekh boli “ sir hum focus increase karne ke liye kya kar sakte h ek din tak toh tikh h but continuously possible nahi hota h”ye kah wo chup ho gayi aur raj baki sabko dekhte huve
Raj “ ok aur ap sab kuch nahi bolenge” phir choti smile dete huve apne sunglass ko sahi kiya aur bola “first of all apni hasitation ko hatao …ye apke confidence ko direct hit karta h second thing…connectivity focus ke liye connectivity deep honi chahiye h”
Sab ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lage toh raj agai bola … “first of all mujhe Raj kaho okk
Sab “ok sir”
Raj “sir
Sab “ok Raj”
Raj “boy frind kiske h aur gf kiski h”
Sab ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lage
Raj “Tell me”
Sab ne ha bhar di sirf ek ladki ko chodkar
Raj “tum sab apne boy friend girl friend se raat bhar baate karte ho na apna dhukh sukh batate ho jagda karte ho..phir bhi din mai ek baar baat na ho toh kya apka focus apne partner se hat ta h nahi na …isliye apka focus bhi aisa he hona chahiye …chahe ap competition mai part he kyo na le rahe ho…..ye chote chote focus apke bade focus ko increase karega but jo bhi karo deeply involve hokar karo tabhi ap us chij ki importance ko samjhoge …jaise apni lover par focus karte ho”
Raj ki baat soonkar sab hasne lage toh ladkiya sharmane lagi…
Ek ladki “ Raj apki gf h”
Raj “gf meri ……h na bahut sari “
Sab “hhhhhhh”
Raj “mazak kar raha hu nahi h by the way ap mai se bhi koyi competition mai part kar raha h”
Toh wo ladki boli jiska koyi boyfriend nahi h”maine martial art competition mai participate kiya h”
Raj “ excellent …”
Tabhi phuspendra and group andar ata huva ladki se bola “ha ha ha tumne kiya h dubara se tumhara kya performance thi last time maza agaya tha”
Ye awaj soon ladki ka chehra utar gaya …
Neha “are tum toh 5 minut mai he farsh par padi dard se karah rahi thi sach mai kya performance thi”
Raj ne dekha toh usai yaad aye ye toh wahi raat wala group h par usne kuch nahi kaha”
Toh us ladki ke sath walo mai se ek bola “ isne participate toh kiya par tum logo ne kya kiya aye aur cheer karne ke bajaye demotivate karke ge gaye”
Phuspendra “bus bus beta itna ud mat mere bare mai yaad h na main koun hu”
Ladka kuch bolta usai pahle jiska bf nahi tha us ladki ne rok diya aur boli “phuspendra mujhe pata h tum top five mai the par tumhe kisne ye hak diya ki kisi ka mazak udao”
Neha “oh jali…chalo side hato hume tum jaise faticharo ke muu nahi lagna h” itna kah wo agai badhi toh neha ke group ke baki ladke ladkiyo ne samne khade group ko side dhakel diya
Neha raj se “ hume kuch puchna h”
Raj “getout”
Phuspendra neha ek sath “what”
Raj “ i said get out from my class”
Sab dekhte rah gaye
Raj “ fast”
Aur sabko phuspendra bahar ki tarafle jate huve raj ko dekhna laga..abhi wo gate tak he pahucha tha ki Raj ne kaha “wait”
Sab piche moode…
Raj chutki baja kar “yes you what is your ohh i remember phuspendra…kya kaha tha tumne” phir ladki ki taraf ishara karke “iska performance…”
Phuspendra “ha bahut bekar tha”
Raj ke chehre par muskurahat agayi aur wo ladki se bola “kya tum phuspendra se competition karogi abhi”
Ladki ghabra gayi aur boli “main par main kaise nahi nahi”
Raj “pahle dar se jeeto jab ap girte h toh sikhte h… failures he apki perfect neev hoti h success ki..aur tum isi se dar rahi toh agai kaise badhogi”
Raj ki baat soon ladki ne heemat karke socha aur haa kaha …
Raj ok phuspendra 1 minut hoga tum ribs neck sensitive jagah ko chod attack kar sakte ho…jitni force se chaho”
Phuspendra ke chehre par muskurahat agayiii aur bola ap sure ho na warna kal ko sab kahenge ladki ko peet diya”
Raj “dont worry champ par tum jarur dhayan rakhna kanhi ye na kahe ki ladki ne ladke ko peet diya…”
Ye soon phuspendra sidha ground mai agaya aur “bola ajaa”
Aur dono ground mai agaye ladki ne apna ek leg agai karke move bana liya…..toh samne phuspendra ne bhi move bana liya…
Raj “Ready”
Dono ne sir hilaya aur raj bola “start”
Aur ladki kuch karti usai pahle he phuspendra ki ayi kick sidhi jo pahle pait ki taraf ayi aur last moment par upar hokar uske baju par lagi aur ladki ek side hokar giri aur dard se ahhh nikal gayi ….par ..dard par kabu paakar wo dubara uthi aur…apna ek punch phuspendra ki taraf mara par phuspendra ne easily ek hath se usai side mai kar diya aur uske baju ko pakadkar ghumakar niche jor se patak diya….aur agla move karte huve punch uske muu ke agai aakar roka …aur ladki buri tarah ghabra gayi aur apni ankhe band karli ..
Raj “enough”
Phuspendra “sir ji ap teacher h warna apko bhi apni power dikhata”
Raj ye soon muskara diya aur bola “ok you win best of luck 4 din baad dubara fight karenge”
Phuspendra “sir kyo pitwa rahe ho bechari ko”
Neha “chal na chod humne he akar time kharab kiya chal na bade aye gyani baba”
Itna kah wo sare hanste huve chale gaye …
Raj ne ladki ko uthaya aur usai baitha kar bola “Ye pain tumhari limits ko increase he karega ..kyoki ladkiyo ki power ladke se kam he milegi competition mai right”
Ladki “ne ha mai gadan hila di”
Tab uske sath group mai ayi ek ladki boli “Sir par ye fight”
Raj muskurakar “pump the pain no pain no gain ye lines har fitness centres mai likhi hoti h par iska matlb hota deep mai socho toh ek matlb ye bhi nikalta h ki body ki limits wahi h jo apki soch h isliye increase karo pain lo fear se lado aur phir dekho tum wo sab paogo jo pana chahte ho tumhari limits wi nahi jo tum soch kar baitho ho each day apni limits ko push karo…ab main tumhe 2 steps sikhaunga aur isai tab tak karna h aur jab tak tum thak kar kadam nahi utha pao phir pain killer lo aur rest karna aur kal akar mujse milna aur dikhana kitni practice kari tumne”
Aisa kaha raj ne usai ek foot moment aur ek punch moment sikhaya … Raj ke speed se moments dekh wanhe khade us pure group ki ankhe fati rah gayiii…
Raj “aise kya dekh rahe ho sabke secret h ..aur main chahta hu tum top five mai atleast ao…”
Ladki jhuk kar “Thank you Raj”
Raj muskara “good jitne par party milegi”
Aur sab hasne lage toh ..
Ek ladki “ mujhe apni gf bana lijiye…”
Raj “pahle he din college se nikalwana h”
Tab us ladki ne jaldi se apne number raj ko de diye aur boli “apke liye toh sab karne ko taiyar hu main aur dont worry main trustable ladki hu”
Martial arts wali ladki “sir par thapad marti huvi chal pagal ladki kanhi bhi suru ho jati h”
Raj “ok tum martial arts mai kaise”
Ladki “mera naam jasmin h aur papa police mai h wo he support karte h isliye…martial arts mai agai badhi taki unki tarah officer ban saku”
Raj “Good ab jamkar practice karo”
Aur sarebahar aye toh jasmin ki friend yaar tu bhi na kitna hot h aur mujhe kounsi shadi karni h usai tu bhi na”
Jasmin kuch nahi boli toh ladki boli “ohhh kanhi tumhe kudh toh crush nahi ho gaya h unpar”
Jasmin “shut up idiot kuch bhi par uske chahre ki saram sab bata rahi thi..
Ladki “oye hoye meri dhanno pahli baar impress huvi h kisi se …acha waise tere sath jodi toh mast lagegi”
Idhar raj class mai baitha mobile dekh he raha tha ki kuch females teacher agayi…
Raj abhi kuch bolta usai pahle he usai dusri taraf se ek call agayi aur call par naam dekh …uska khila sa chehra murjha gaya ek baar wo agai khadi females ko dekhta toh ekbaar mobile par arahe naam richa ko dekhta …call ki ring baand huvi toh…uski jaan mai jaan ayii
Raj “ yes please”
Femal teacher “ sir ap yoga classes start kar rahe h”
Raj “ha teachers ke session alag time par honge aur ap sabki outfits bhi ye nahi hokar apko strechable dress pahanni hongi”
Dusri female teacher muskaan ke sath “ matlb ap aur hum he honge”
Raj “ji hum aur ap he honge”
Aur bus lag gayi sari khusar phusar aur khi khi karne ….
Kuch dair baat karne ke baad sari chali gayi toh raj ne apne chehre par aya paseena puncha aur time dekh kar nikal gaya guest house ki taraf….aur room mai ate he “yaar ye kya h …kitni baate karti h ye aurte main pagal ho jaunga yanha ..”
Par abhi bechari ki problem kanha khatam hone wali thi tabi raj ka mobile dubara baj utha aur name araha tha maa..usne call uthaya aur “haa maa bola he tha ki samne se bhadki huvi awaj ayi … “haa maa aur mera call uthate huvi dikat arahi thi tumhe…”
Raj “main kuch bolu”
Richa “jhut ke sivaye kya bologe tum aur maine tumhare he kaam se call kiya tha par tum khair chodo aur suno
Raj “soon raha hu”
Richa “tumhari us college mai meri friend ki cousin sister padhti h kya naam tha neha usai mil lena wo help kar degi …”
Raj “oh thank you”
Richa “ suntoh lo pahle khud nade aye Thank you wale itna he thank you araha h toh pahle he utha lete call .”
Raj man mai bol meri maa tu he bol “ bolo”
Richa “ fashion designer k course kar rahi h ok warna neha neha karoge toh kitni he mil jayegi ab rakhti hu bye aur photo aur number bhej diye h”
Rajkuch bolta usai pahle he call cut ho gaya aur bus rajbadbadata rah gaya khudse …
Phir usne whats on kiya toh niche photo aur mobile number likhe huve the …aur photo dekh uske chehre par muskaan agayi aur wo bola 2 mili dono policewali…aur dono ke he charector different h nice”
Raat ko khana khane ke baad uski nazar neha and group par gayi aur usne pocket se mobile nikalkar call kiya toh neha ne mobile nikala aur attend kar ke kaha hello
Raj “hello miss neha mujhe apke number meri known se mile h wo apki cousin sister ke sath padhti h”
Neha “ohh yes bataya tha usne kaha tha apki puri help karu ”
Raj “Help toh chahiye h..apke college mai jo sabse bigda ladke h jo sare ulte kaam karte h unke naam chahiye h mil sakte h”.
Neha “sorry main aisi ladki nahi hu”
Raj “well miss neha ji ap kaisi h mujhe pata h aur information bhi h apki cigarate drinking school bunks…ganja sabki information h help mangi h bikh nahi”
Neha “ mere father police mai h”
Raj “Acp h kaho toh unhe bhej duu”
Neha rookar “main help karungi…”
Raj “Neha tum sahi toh main sahi simple exchange h ok aur agai meri help karke pachtawa nahi hoga”
“Neha ok main. Info collect karke bhej dungi”
Call cut hote he neha ke chehre ke expression badal gaye aur wo phuspendra se boli “ye number h is number ki detail chahiye aur location bhi”
Phuspendra ne number liye aur ek jane ko bhej diye…aur samne se reply aya ho jayega aur next deal arahi h”
Neha “kya huva ho jayega na”
Phuspendra “ha ho jayega chal sutta marte h”
Neha “ nahi yaar mood nahi h ab”
Aur neha ke jate he phuspendra ka dost “ kya huva”
Phuspendra “sali police wale ki aulad h isliye sath rakhtu taki koyi kaam na ho par bhanchod bhav aise dikhati h jaise kharid liya ho ek din iski choot aur na gaand na fadi toh mera naam bhi phuspendra nahi waise bhi sali ki itni photo h ki khud niche syegi bus ye 2 deal puri ho jaye”
Idhar Raj “ ab mujhe jana chahiye h bahar ….” Itna kah wo chupke se nikla aur deewar faandh kar bahar nikal aya aur jis taxi se wo college aya tha wo khada mila aur uske sath wo sidha pahucha …galaxy baar
Taxi driver “ye yanha ka sabse bada baar h bhai”
Raj “ intezar karna yanhi” itna kah wo andar ghoos gaya…
Aj ke liye itna he ….
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Principal ne bahar se chaprasi ko bulaya aur uske sath raj ko college guest house ki taraf bhej diya…aur piche khudh khadi hokar apni body ko hila kar feel karte huve boli “aj tak sirf medicine he li thi physician se but aj raj ne toh bus 15 minut mai he he puri body ko itna rrelax kar diya h ki sari akdan khatam si ho gayi h…hmmm intresting person h….. sur personality bhi achi h…aur janna padega raj ke bare mai” phir wo muskurati huvi apni desk par akar baith gayi aur apna kaam karne lagi …
Wanhi chaprasi …sahab ye raha apka guest house lunch main aaj yanhi pahucha dunga aur night ko dinner apko mesh mai jaakar khudh karna hoga wo dikh rahi h building apke piche window se wanhi par h …sab wanhi khate h college hostle ke students aur kuch staff…
Raj “aur bhi teachers ate h kya wanha”
Chaprasi “ha ate h jinka apni biwiyo se jagda huva ho wo rook kar wanhi kha lete h ghar par galiya khane se acha toh yanhi khana kha lena behtar h ….”
Raj muskara kar 500 ka note dete huve “Dubara kuch puchna ho toh”
Chaprasi “mobile h na saab humko sab pyar se khabri lal kahte h hamare pass sari khabar hoti h”
Raj ne 5000 aur nikale aur usai dete huve“khabri lal tum kaam ke admi ho”
Khabrilal “Bahut kaam ka hu sir ji”
Itna kah wo chala gaya aur raj fresh hokar sofe par he lait gaya aur divya se huvi mulakaat ke bare mai sochte huve call kar diya
“Maa pahuch gaya hu…”
Divya “good ..toh…apna dhayan rakhna khana ache se khana aur time sona idhar udhar mat ghumna kaam se kaam rakhna”
Raj “maaaa bacha nahi hu ab main ap mujhe hamesha bacha he kyo samjhti ho”
Divya “ bacha he toh h mera bus bachpan mai nanga rahta tha mere samne aur ab underwear mai rahta h toh huva na bacha”
Raj “maa”
Divya “ bus bus mera dil janta h ki jab tujhe us halat mai dekha tha maine kudh ko kaise samjhaya tu nahi samjhega ek maa ki kya halat hoti h jab uska bacha uske samne he jindgi aur maut ke bich leta huva ho”
Raj “maa ap phir suru ho gayi koyi rona dhona nahi ”
Divya “ ha tujhe toh noutanki he lagegi… meri baate”
Raj “maa kha lunga aur ek roti extra he khaunga time se sounga sari baate manuga…khush ho jayiye ab toh…”
Divya “ good mera acha raja beta”
Raj “ap pahuch gayi delhi”
Divya “ha pahuch gayi hu sunil ke sath he hu ”
Raj “ ok maa main late jata hu train mai nind he nahi ayi”
Divya “Tikh h dubara kar lena”
Call cut hote he …
Richa “dekha sab bhul gaya na maa mera ek baar bhi nahi pucha na …sab bhul gaya wo maa”
Divya “na meri bachi na bilkul nahi wo idiot kuch bhi karle usai tujhe apnana he hoga…”
Sherdil “bhabhi ap fir santy ho gayi…wo toh h he idiot …uske dimag mai badla ladayi bus yahi bhara huva h…chod usai waise bhi wo chahe kuch bhi kare jis din shadi ka bomb us par footega tab dekhna uski sakal ki jis shadi ke liye wo itne bahane bana raha h usai shadi kab ka kar chuka h”
Ye soon richa bhi hasne lagi ..
Divya “aur kya shadi toh ho he chuki h marrige certificate ban chuka h..aur aur”
Richa “maa bus”kahkar divya ki banho mai muu chipa liya…
Divya “jab usai ladti h tab ye sharam kanha jati h” itna kah wo kudh bhi hasne lagi ….tabhi kavita aur shweta bhi agayiii…
Shweta “apne inform tak nahi kiya papa ne bataya ap ayi h”
Divya “Aj tujhe yaad ayi h ek baar bhi call kiya bua ko”
Kavita “sorry bua”
Divya “sorry kahne se sab tikh ho jayega”
Mahol ko bigda dekh sunil bola
“Ap shant ho jayiye …aur tum dono chalo pahle maafi mango”
Dono akar gale lag gayiii….toh divya bhi naram pad gayii…
Shweta kuch pal baad richa se “tu badi chamak rahi h chahrre par glow he alag h ”
Kavita shweta ke kaan mai “ha yaar 2 saal mai ye bahut beautiful ho gayi h”
Richa “make up ka kamal h ab ho gaya tum dono ka toh
Chalo ajao lunch time ho gaya h maine taiyar kar liya h”
Shweta aur kavita “hhhh ye suraj kanha se uug aya h… richa aur khana impossible hum maan nahi sakte”
Divya “richa ne he banaya h”
Kavita “wao phir toh jarur khaungi…”
Sunil “noutankiyo baith jao”
Khane ki table par sunil ne akhir kaar puch he liya Deepika di se baat huvi…kya tum dono mai se kisi ki
Shweta “ Nahi aur na karni h 2 saal se humne toh nahi dekha h unhe tu he baat karle waise bhi tujhe kounsa call kiya unhone”
Sunil ne koyi reply nahi kiya aur bus ek niwala kha kar uth gaya”
Sherdil “shweta galat baat”
Shweta “bhai ap bhi na unki wajah se kya nahi huva aur unhone ek call tak nahi kiya puchne ke liye ki sab kaise h uske bare mai baat karni h toh main ja rahi hu”
Kavita “baith ja chup chaap kanhi nahi jana h”
Kuch pal baad Divya “tumhari padhayi kaisi chal rahi h”
Kavita “final year h pura hone wala h bus final exam baki h phir masters ki planing karni h kanha se kare bus”
Divya “good …aur phir tumhare peele hath kar denge picha chute hamara”
Shweta “no way bua main shadi wadi nahi karunga aur karni h toh gharjamayi dhundh lena dono ke liye…warna rahne do hum aise he tikh h”
Kavita “ bilkul hum ghar se dur nahi jayengi …”
Divya “are”
Kavita aur shweta “ no means no”
Night time…junagarh..
Raj ne time dekha aur uthkar dinner ke liye chal diya….usai mesh dhundhne mai jayda dikat bhi nahi huvi aur wo sidha mesh tak jaldi he pahuch gaya janha se bahut sari baato ki awaje arahi thi …usne andar entry li toh mesh ladke ladkiyo se bhara huva tha …wo sabhi hostle ke the jo dinner ke liye aye huve the…kuch ki nazar raj ki taraf gayi toh sab apas mai khusar fusar karne lage..
Ladki “ ye koun h pahle toh nahi dekha aur ab toh session bhi end hone wala h”
Ladka “body toh jabardast banayi huvi h isne”
Dusri ladki “guest faculty toh nahi h”
Ladka “nahi ye student he h jo transfer lekar aya hoga”
Aise he sabki nazar gayi us par …raj andar chalta huva aya aur sidha counter ki tarafjane laga tabhi piche se dinner ke liye aya huva ek ladka jald bazi mai tezi se counter par jane ke chakkar mai raj se takra kar niche gir gaya…
Ladka “gadhe dekh kar nahi chal sakta h”
Raj muskurakar “soch kar dekh gadha koun h aur kisai dekh kar chalna chahiye par sahi kaha tumne gadhe mai dimag ka ha hota h”
Ladka gusai se pagal ho gaya raj ki baat soonkar aur wo kuch aur bolta
Piche se uske sathayi ladki “chal na tu bhi kyo dimag laga raha h bhuk lagi h mujhe teri wajah se pahle he late ho chuke h”
Ladka chalte huve “tujhe baad mai dekhunga” itna kah wo ladki ke sath chala gaya”
Raj bhi counter par pahuch gaya aur hello karke intro diya aur apna dinner lene laga …fir plate hath mai lekar ek table ke pass jaakar baith gaya wanhi student jinhone abhi sab dekha tha…wo ab alag he gossip kar rahe the…
Ek ladka “ohh teri ye kya kiya isne isai panga lene ke liye yahi mila…”
Ladki “sshhh dheere dheere bol dono ne soon liya toh tu janta h kya hoga…”
Udhar wo dono jakar apne group ke sath baith gaye …
Unmai se ek ladki “Neha yaar tu late kaise huvi”
Neha “are ye phuspendra h na kamina hila raha hoga apna yahi late aya”
Phuspendra “main kyo hath se hilane laga tu h na”
Uski baat se sab hasne lage …
Neha “bus abe ye koun h lamba tagda personality bhi hero jaisi h bus sunglasses champu jaise lag rahe h”
Dusri ladki “are nahi re sunglasses mai toh ye kisi porn star ke jaise lag raha h jo hunting par nikla ho aur kisi ladki ke pass jakar uski ankho mai dekh kar uska sikaar karega”
Neha “kamini mat dekha kar porn itni …warna ungli se suru kari thi tune ab kheere toh ghusa liya aise he rahi toh shadi wale din tera pati he andar ghus jayega pura raat ko”
Ladki ne bura sa muu bana liya
Unke group ka dusra ladka “wo chodo sutta laya hu jaldi khatam karo aur chalte h phir warna wo warden ajayegi apna mota pichwada hilate huve”
Neha “ha yaar jaldi finish karo kal pata karte h ye koun h”
Aur itna kah sab jaldi jaldi khakar chale gaye ….sutta marne
Raj ke chup chap apna khana khakar wapas chal diya aur mobile nikalkar sunil ko call kiya “ kya be hutiye”
Sunil “ tu sale kamine”
Raj hanste huve “ab teri kyo sulgi huvi h”
Sunil “hansle beta par yaad rakh jis din sonali di ko pata laga tu jinda h …us din beta popcorn lekar teri film dekhunga”
Raj ki hansi gayab ho gayiii
Sunil jor se hanste huve “fati na beta fatni bhi chahiye us death halo se jayda teri kutayi karegi wo…sayad abki baar 4 saal coma mai chala jaye tu…”
Raj “ abe dara raha h”
Sunil “sach bata raha hu tere room mai he rahti h aur kisi ki majal nahi h unhe kuch kahde aur teri besti yani meri wife ha ha ha beta kayde se thukegi teri gang bang suna h na wahi hoga tere sath ha ha ha ha ha”
Usko jor jor se hanste dekh sab agaye ….par sunil hansta raha jor jor se aur bola gang bang kya naam aya h…aur dubara jor se hasne laga aise he call cut karke sofe par lait jor jor se hansne laga…
Dimpi kya huva….
Raj “ kuch nahi ek mast movie ane wali h market mai maine tickets book kar di h apan first day first show dekhenge tera pahli baar h na kya thriller action movie hogi”
Nitti “wao tab toh mast maza ayega”.
Sunil “ maza are real experience hoga tumhare dil ki dhadkne upar niche ho jayengi emotion action fighting …bullets …galiya sab hongi…tum life ki sari movie bhul jaogi”
Simmi “ phir toh jarur dekhenge”
Sunil ha ha ha ha ha ha hansta huva upar room ki taraf jane laga toh sherdil samne he tha…wo bola itna mat hans kabhi socha h pitne ke baad agar raj ne jhut kah diya ki sunil ko start se sab pata tha ki main jinda hu aur mujhe laga usne tumhe bata diya hoga tab kya hoga tera wo toh waise he tuj par bhadki rahti h raj ka kya h jitna pitega usai jayda sonali bhabhi usai pyar karengi par tera kya hoga socha h ”
Ab sunil ki buri tarah fatti…
Sherdil “main bhi yanhi soch soch kar khoff mai rahta hu…chit pat sab raj ki h aur maje ki baat dekh jagda miya biwi ka h par dar hume laga rahta h…”
Idhar raj jab wapas ja raha tha toh kuch dur he ek koune mai hasne ki aur baate karne ki awaj ayiii…
Phuspendra “tu kyo rahti h yanha hostle mai tera baap toh ACP h na”
Neha “are yaar kitni baar toh bataya maa baap ladte rahte h isliye yanha rahti hu ab chod tu kyo ghus raha h family mai”
Dusri ladki “ chill na yaar lado mat”
Neha “lagta h teri thukayi ache se huvi h aj”
Wo ladki “kya thukayi sale ki tablet asar karti jab tak discharge ho gaya aur jab kaam karni suru kari tab tak uska call agaya”
Neha toh phir
Ladki “bus sale ne chaat chaat kar garam kar diya aur fir apni ungliyo se kaam chalna pada”
Sab hans pade…
Dusra ladka “main mar gaya tha kya”
Ladki “abe wo kharcha karta h tab usai chadne deti hu warna usai apni panty tak sugne na du”
Ladka “kamini”
Usi group ki ladki “are wo dekh”
Sabki nazar gayi …
Group ki hot ladki sarita “are yaar kuch bhi kah benstokes ha mast physic dekh perfect body shape h kaas ye student ho aur hamari class mai ajaye maza ajayega”
Neha “hmm kal pata karte h akhir koun h”
Tabhi warden dikh gayi sabko …
Neha “lo agayi bhains chalo be warna sidhi baap ko call laga degi aur bina wajah hungama ho jayega”
Idhar raj bhi guest house mai agaya …
Raj “maine college life toh ji he nahi kabhi aur ab teacher bankar agaya sikhaunga kya tikh h basic se he start karenge …ye college ke students he mujhe information laakar denge akhir ye sab itni badi city ke koune koune se ate h aur main yoga trainer hu jo mba bba engeneering…bsc msc commerce walo tak sabhi streams ko yoga sikheyga … chalo kal se start karna h aj toh apna h”
Next day …
Raj blue jeans aur white t shirt mai taiyar huva jismai uski personality he gajab ki dikh rahi thi upar se guruji ki dawayi aur richa ki caring se wo kisi hifi model ki tarah lag raha tha upar se white sunglass jo raat mai champu dikha raha tha wo ab pura fit baith gaya tha aur usai ayr perfect bana rahe the lambe baal …ab students usai students samaj rahe the aur sab pass se jane par usai ek tak dekhte rah jate..
Raj man mai “yanha ladkiya jayda nahi lag rahi h kya sayad koyi function ki taiyari chal rahi h dekhte h”
Wo sidha principal office ki taraf badha…toh bahar he khabri lal baitha mila…
Khabri lal “ good morning sir ji”
Raj “good morning khabri lal aj ki taza khabar”
Khabri lal “sir ji sab taza he taza h sports day araha h….aur kafi state ke college participate karte h … isliye bahut bheed hone wali h … aur bahut sari beautifull madam bhi ayengi ek raat ki pyar wali”
Raj muskarakar “kya baat h khabri lal ji acha subhe ki chaye toh pila do”
Khabri lal “ap baithiye office mai hum abhi laata hu apke liye”
Raj “madam kanha h”
Khabri lal “wo lagi h taiyari mai main untak dhundhkar khabar bhijwata hu”itna kah wo chala gaya toh
Raj turant uthkar computer screen ke passaya aur pendrive ko attach kar ek software c drive mai baki softwares ke bich install kar diya aur wapas chair par baith gaya kuch he dair mai khabrilal chaye lekar aya…
Khabri lal “ye lijiye sir garma garam chaye”
Raj “thank you”
Khabri lal “Sir ji bodyshody jabardast banayi h…bura mat maniyega hamari bato ka hum aise he h”
Raj “ koyi baat nahi …bus shokh hote h apne apne khabri lal mera shokh khudko fit rakhna h”
Khabri lal “shadi ho gayi apki”
Raj “Nahi”
Khabri lal “toh fir apko ek raaz ki baat batata hu sir ji principal madam ki bhi apne admi se khatpat chalti rahti h aur madam se alag he rahta h shadi ke baad se he sunne mai aya h ki uska affair h kanhi bahar aur usne madam ko kabhi chuva tak nahi h”
Raj “ohhh”
Khabri lal “aur bhi madam h khaskar english wali sabse khubsurat h”
Tabhi door open hone ki sound huvi aur principal andar ayi…aur apne chair par akar baithti huvi…
“Well waise toh formals he allowed h college mai teachers ke liye…”
Raj “mam wo physical training hogi na aur formals comfortable nahi honge isliye but agar rule h toh main follow karunga”
Principal “no no its ok main bhul gayi apko toh training karani hogi aur effords bhi physically honge”
Raj “waise aj kaisa feel kar rahi h ap”
Principal ke chehre par muskaan agayi aur boli “sach kahu toh bahut achi nind ayi aur kafi relex mahsus kiya”
Raj “mam ap time nikalkar pahle ek week one hour aur fir bus half hour daily exercise jo main sikhaunga wo kar lijiyega trust me ap college ki student jaisi lagne lagengi”
Principal khil khila kar hans padi “really is it possible”
Raj “afcourse is it possible aur sabse badi baat ap hamesha stress free rahegi aur active aur energetic feel karengi”
Principal “ ok main jarur gour karungi Raj filhal chaliye main apko apka classroom dikhati hu aur apko class room ke liye needs ho toh mujhe bata dijiyega agar meri reach mai huva toh arrange karwa dungii”
Raj “ok sure mam”
Principal “waise vidya group mai toh job karna sabka dream hota h phir ap yanha”
Raj “ mam unka ek project h jo students par based h bus usi par research karne ke liye mujhe college join karna tha aur suddenly apne vacancy open kari aur BJS college top 50 mai ata h isai best aur kya hota meri research ke liye isliye main yanha hu apke samne”
Principal “ohhh toh mr raj research karne aye h as a yoga teacher”
Raj “dont worry mam i m very responsible person and i m also very good in my job”
Principal “No no dont take otherwise … mujhe ap par yakeen h ye lijiye apka classroom agaya ye class room h apka have a look”
Raj ne andar se dekha toh bada sa hall tha ….
Raj “hmm size kafi bada h but ek problem h mam”
Principle “wo kya”
Raj “mam glasses h charo taraf aur girls yoga karengi toh unka outfit alag hoga aur ladke ap mera matlb samaj rahi h na please isai cover karwa dijiye aur ek chota music system bhi ”
Principal “Dont worry wo maine pahle he kah diya h aj ho jayega aj toh main apko dikhane ke liye layi thi waise abhi sports day ki practice chal rahi h ap usmai meri help kar sakte h jab tak apki class ready ho jayegi”
Raj “kaisi help”
Principle “ayiye batati hu “ phir sath chalte huve boli “ is event mai hamare state ke kafi bade bade persons ke bacho se lekar normal students tak participate karte h ..toh main chahti hu ki ap unhe guide kare taki wo mentaly stress free ho aur focus karna sikhe kyoki without focus kisi bhi competition ko jitna impossible hota h”
Raj “right …. without focus winning chances always low hote h”
Principal “ Thats why Raj main chahti hu hamara college top five mai aye aur ismai ap meri help kare op”
Raj “ohhhh”
Principal “race …football…cricket…boxing…dance…martial arts…chess swiming har tarike ke competition honge”
Raj “Toh ap mujse kya chahti h ap clear kahiye”
Principal “maine apka complete resume padha h ap swimming , martial arts,boxing,race,chess jaise games mai champian h,aur last ap ek motivational speaker bhi h i m right”
Or raj hairani se principal ki yaraf dekhne laga…
Principal “vidya group ki site par apki sari detail h isliye hairan mat hoyiye kal raat ko check kari thi maine”
Raj ke chehre par muskurahat agayii “matlb ab mujhe principal mam ke sare order manne honge”
Principal muskura kar “Request h ye”
Raj “ek din mai itni expectations principal mam ko mujhse ho gayi”
Principal “10 years se teaching mai hu …kuch soch kar he responsibility deti hu”
Raj “ok toh jo hukum principal mam ka”
Idhar ye baat kar rahe the aur sabki jigyasa badh rahi thi ki ye h koun jo principal madam se itna hanskar baat kar raha h”
Principal “chaliye sabhi sports students assembly mai agaye honge”
Aur raj jab wanha pahucha toh uske chehre par ek muskurahat thi par choti kyoki wo yahi toh chahta tha…sabhi students se connect hona aur wo mouka ussi bahut jaldi mil gaya….
Principal “ silence please …students maine apko yanha isliye bulaya h kyoki kuch dino mai sports event start ho jayega..aur ap sab par competition aur studies ka pressure hota h jinhe manage karte huve sports day per acha perform karna nahut bada challenge hota h…isliye apki help ke liye apke new teacher jinhone as yoga trainer join kiya h wo help karenge …ye ek motivational speaker bhi h ….”
Niche line mai khadi neha “oh teri ye teacher h …”
Sarita “boli thi na teacher h”
Phuspendra “benstokes yoga se ghanta kuch hoga”
Neha “chup karna soon toh le pahle tu bhi toh martial arts mai h”
Principal ne raj ko mike par ane ka ishara kiya
Raj mike pakadkar “ good morning …main abhi sirf ye kahunga…ki win or loss mai ek chij bahut important hoti h koyi bata sakta h wo kya hoti h…”
Ek jana “ hardworking”
Ek ladki “punctuality sir”
Raj “aur koyi”
Ek aur ladki “stamina sir”
Aise he sabhi ne hardworking, regularity, Smart working,working on weakness, etc sab kahte gaye..
Raj “ ok ok all answers are right but according to me most important thing is your ego…”
Ye soon sab raj ko dekhte toh kabhi ek dusre ko …
Raj “ confuse”
Laghbhag sabhi ne sir haa mai hila diya
Raj “Jab hamara Ego hurt hota h hamare heart mai fire burn hoti h …jo shape deti h willingness ko, hamre focus ko,hamare anger ko aur hamara mind ko direct karti h ek direction mai aur wo direction hota h kuch kar dikhane ka,kudh ko proof karne ka, wrong proof karne ka jisne apko weaksamjha,looser samjha isliye burn your ego…is competition ko apne ego par lo aur main guarantee deta hu in the end ap us postion par honge janha se ek silent slap unsabke muu par hoga jo ap par hans rahe honge aur apke harne ka wait kar rahe honge….
Raj ke har sabd ne uswaqt wanha kahde sabi students ke dil mai ek aag si jaga di thi…
Raj “ so burn your ego….take things on your ego in a possitive manner Thank you”
Niche khadi neha ke sath uski friend sana boli “wow yaar kya speech di h mere toh body ke har parts mai ghoosbumps uth rahe h”
Sarita “ha yaar rom rom mai ghoosbumps arahe h”
Aise he har student ke expression dekh principal ke chehre par bhi muskurahat agayiii aur usne taliya bajayi toh ground taliyo se ghunj gaya …wo boli “and one last information raj sir apke sports event co -ordinator bhi h isliye kabhi bhi koyi proble ho toh inse yoga class room mai contact kar sakta h”
Aur ye sunte he wapas sare students apas mai khusar phusar karne lage …kuch milna chate the toh ladkiyo ko jaise koyi unka dream partner mil gaya ho …kuch teacher muu sikod rahe the toh kuch female teacher jinka body shape maintain nahi tha wo apne he khayali pulao banane lagti huvi khud ki dress tikh karne lagi thi idhar raj principal ke sath chalte huve “ mam mainnnn”
Principal “Raj sir main isi college se passout hu aur jab student thi tab main ek swimmer thi isliye maine hanesha chaha competition mai college ko top position mai lau but kamyaab nahi ho payi aur isliye main principal bante he pichle teen saal se effords kar rahi hu aur kafi ache athelets alag alag sports mai taiyar ho bhi gaye h aur aj apki motivational speech ne unmai wo aag jala di h jo jeetne ke liye important hoti h isiliye apko ye post di h aur ap college guest house mai he rooken taki evening msi time ho toh unki help kar sake”
Raj “well mam apka order ab mana kaise kar sakta hu akhir boss is always right”
Principal “ har order”
Raj “afcourse …kahaa toh boss is always right any difficulty or doubt refer to rule number one”
Principal “And what is rule number one”
Raj muskara “ Rule number one says…..boss is always right”
Ye sunte he principal ki khilkhilahat nikal gayi but usne controle karte huve kaha..
“Nice very nice apke sath rah kar koyi bhi stress free rah sakta h”
Raj “Abhi toh first day h boss ”
Principal muskurati huvi“ok raj main baki arrangement ke liye jati hu ap ka id card apki class mai he buijwati hu free hokar milti hu”
Raj khada hokar sidha army position mai khada hokar “yes boss”
Principal phir muskarane lagiii aur raj ke jate he “itne salo mai first time college mai kuch acha laga h intresting person h trustable bhi h kaass”
Idhar raj class room ki taraf jate huve “yaar ye kanha fans gaya aise toh time he nahi milega….par ek kaam acha ho raha h principal ke kareeb ho araha hu akhir iska pati information and technology department ke minister ka PA h aur usai mujhe sari information mil sakti h jo mujhe yanha chahiye h aur iske liye principal ke kareeb jana hoga …tabhi wo mujhse jalega” ye kahte sochte wo apni class mai pahucha toh samne class mai ek pura group khada tha… aur raj ko dekhte he wo sare usai dekhne lage
Raj man mai “ye sab aise kyo dekh rahe h mujhe puch he leta hu” aur itna soch usne kaha “kya baat h ap sab yanha”
Student group mai se ek ladka pass khadi ladki ko kandha marte huve“tu bol na tune participate kiya h ”
Ladki ne sabko apni taraf sabko dekhte dekh boli “ sir hum focus increase karne ke liye kya kar sakte h ek din tak toh tikh h but continuously possible nahi hota h”ye kah wo chup ho gayi aur raj baki sabko dekhte huve
Raj “ ok aur ap sab kuch nahi bolenge” phir choti smile dete huve apne sunglass ko sahi kiya aur bola “first of all apni hasitation ko hatao …ye apke confidence ko direct hit karta h second thing…connectivity focus ke liye connectivity deep honi chahiye h”
Sab ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lage toh raj agai bola … “first of all mujhe Raj kaho okk
Sab “ok sir”
Raj “sir
Sab “ok Raj”
Raj “boy frind kiske h aur gf kiski h”
Sab ek dusre ki taraf dekhne lage
Raj “Tell me”
Sab ne ha bhar di sirf ek ladki ko chodkar
Raj “tum sab apne boy friend girl friend se raat bhar baate karte ho na apna dhukh sukh batate ho jagda karte ho..phir bhi din mai ek baar baat na ho toh kya apka focus apne partner se hat ta h nahi na …isliye apka focus bhi aisa he hona chahiye …chahe ap competition mai part he kyo na le rahe ho…..ye chote chote focus apke bade focus ko increase karega but jo bhi karo deeply involve hokar karo tabhi ap us chij ki importance ko samjhoge …jaise apni lover par focus karte ho”
Raj ki baat soonkar sab hasne lage toh ladkiya sharmane lagi…
Ek ladki “ Raj apki gf h”
Raj “gf meri ……h na bahut sari “
Sab “hhhhhhh”
Raj “mazak kar raha hu nahi h by the way ap mai se bhi koyi competition mai part kar raha h”
Toh wo ladki boli jiska koyi boyfriend nahi h”maine martial art competition mai participate kiya h”
Raj “ excellent …”
Tabhi phuspendra and group andar ata huva ladki se bola “ha ha ha tumne kiya h dubara se tumhara kya performance thi last time maza agaya tha”
Ye awaj soon ladki ka chehra utar gaya …
Neha “are tum toh 5 minut mai he farsh par padi dard se karah rahi thi sach mai kya performance thi”
Raj ne dekha toh usai yaad aye ye toh wahi raat wala group h par usne kuch nahi kaha”
Toh us ladki ke sath walo mai se ek bola “ isne participate toh kiya par tum logo ne kya kiya aye aur cheer karne ke bajaye demotivate karke ge gaye”
Phuspendra “bus bus beta itna ud mat mere bare mai yaad h na main koun hu”
Ladka kuch bolta usai pahle jiska bf nahi tha us ladki ne rok diya aur boli “phuspendra mujhe pata h tum top five mai the par tumhe kisne ye hak diya ki kisi ka mazak udao”
Neha “oh jali…chalo side hato hume tum jaise faticharo ke muu nahi lagna h” itna kah wo agai badhi toh neha ke group ke baki ladke ladkiyo ne samne khade group ko side dhakel diya
Neha raj se “ hume kuch puchna h”
Raj “getout”
Phuspendra neha ek sath “what”
Raj “ i said get out from my class”
Sab dekhte rah gaye
Raj “ fast”
Aur sabko phuspendra bahar ki tarafle jate huve raj ko dekhna laga..abhi wo gate tak he pahucha tha ki Raj ne kaha “wait”
Sab piche moode…
Raj chutki baja kar “yes you what is your ohh i remember phuspendra…kya kaha tha tumne” phir ladki ki taraf ishara karke “iska performance…”
Phuspendra “ha bahut bekar tha”
Raj ke chehre par muskurahat agayi aur wo ladki se bola “kya tum phuspendra se competition karogi abhi”
Ladki ghabra gayi aur boli “main par main kaise nahi nahi”
Raj “pahle dar se jeeto jab ap girte h toh sikhte h… failures he apki perfect neev hoti h success ki..aur tum isi se dar rahi toh agai kaise badhogi”
Raj ki baat soon ladki ne heemat karke socha aur haa kaha …
Raj ok phuspendra 1 minut hoga tum ribs neck sensitive jagah ko chod attack kar sakte ho…jitni force se chaho”
Phuspendra ke chehre par muskurahat agayiii aur bola ap sure ho na warna kal ko sab kahenge ladki ko peet diya”
Raj “dont worry champ par tum jarur dhayan rakhna kanhi ye na kahe ki ladki ne ladke ko peet diya…”
Ye soon phuspendra sidha ground mai agaya aur “bola ajaa”
Aur dono ground mai agaye ladki ne apna ek leg agai karke move bana liya…..toh samne phuspendra ne bhi move bana liya…
Raj “Ready”
Dono ne sir hilaya aur raj bola “start”
Aur ladki kuch karti usai pahle he phuspendra ki ayi kick sidhi jo pahle pait ki taraf ayi aur last moment par upar hokar uske baju par lagi aur ladki ek side hokar giri aur dard se ahhh nikal gayi ….par ..dard par kabu paakar wo dubara uthi aur…apna ek punch phuspendra ki taraf mara par phuspendra ne easily ek hath se usai side mai kar diya aur uske baju ko pakadkar ghumakar niche jor se patak diya….aur agla move karte huve punch uske muu ke agai aakar roka …aur ladki buri tarah ghabra gayi aur apni ankhe band karli ..
Raj “enough”
Phuspendra “sir ji ap teacher h warna apko bhi apni power dikhata”
Raj ye soon muskara diya aur bola “ok you win best of luck 4 din baad dubara fight karenge”
Phuspendra “sir kyo pitwa rahe ho bechari ko”
Neha “chal na chod humne he akar time kharab kiya chal na bade aye gyani baba”
Itna kah wo sare hanste huve chale gaye …
Raj ne ladki ko uthaya aur usai baitha kar bola “Ye pain tumhari limits ko increase he karega ..kyoki ladkiyo ki power ladke se kam he milegi competition mai right”
Ladki “ne ha mai gadan hila di”
Tab uske sath group mai ayi ek ladki boli “Sir par ye fight”
Raj muskurakar “pump the pain no pain no gain ye lines har fitness centres mai likhi hoti h par iska matlb hota deep mai socho toh ek matlb ye bhi nikalta h ki body ki limits wahi h jo apki soch h isliye increase karo pain lo fear se lado aur phir dekho tum wo sab paogo jo pana chahte ho tumhari limits wi nahi jo tum soch kar baitho ho each day apni limits ko push karo…ab main tumhe 2 steps sikhaunga aur isai tab tak karna h aur jab tak tum thak kar kadam nahi utha pao phir pain killer lo aur rest karna aur kal akar mujse milna aur dikhana kitni practice kari tumne”
Aisa kaha raj ne usai ek foot moment aur ek punch moment sikhaya … Raj ke speed se moments dekh wanhe khade us pure group ki ankhe fati rah gayiii…
Raj “aise kya dekh rahe ho sabke secret h ..aur main chahta hu tum top five mai atleast ao…”
Ladki jhuk kar “Thank you Raj”
Raj muskara “good jitne par party milegi”
Aur sab hasne lage toh ..
Ek ladki “ mujhe apni gf bana lijiye…”
Raj “pahle he din college se nikalwana h”
Tab us ladki ne jaldi se apne number raj ko de diye aur boli “apke liye toh sab karne ko taiyar hu main aur dont worry main trustable ladki hu”
Martial arts wali ladki “sir par thapad marti huvi chal pagal ladki kanhi bhi suru ho jati h”
Raj “ok tum martial arts mai kaise”
Ladki “mera naam jasmin h aur papa police mai h wo he support karte h isliye…martial arts mai agai badhi taki unki tarah officer ban saku”
Raj “Good ab jamkar practice karo”
Aur sarebahar aye toh jasmin ki friend yaar tu bhi na kitna hot h aur mujhe kounsi shadi karni h usai tu bhi na”
Jasmin kuch nahi boli toh ladki boli “ohhh kanhi tumhe kudh toh crush nahi ho gaya h unpar”
Jasmin “shut up idiot kuch bhi par uske chahre ki saram sab bata rahi thi..
Ladki “oye hoye meri dhanno pahli baar impress huvi h kisi se …acha waise tere sath jodi toh mast lagegi”
Idhar raj class mai baitha mobile dekh he raha tha ki kuch females teacher agayi…
Raj abhi kuch bolta usai pahle he usai dusri taraf se ek call agayi aur call par naam dekh …uska khila sa chehra murjha gaya ek baar wo agai khadi females ko dekhta toh ekbaar mobile par arahe naam richa ko dekhta …call ki ring baand huvi toh…uski jaan mai jaan ayii
Raj “ yes please”
Femal teacher “ sir ap yoga classes start kar rahe h”
Raj “ha teachers ke session alag time par honge aur ap sabki outfits bhi ye nahi hokar apko strechable dress pahanni hongi”
Dusri female teacher muskaan ke sath “ matlb ap aur hum he honge”
Raj “ji hum aur ap he honge”
Aur bus lag gayi sari khusar phusar aur khi khi karne ….
Kuch dair baat karne ke baad sari chali gayi toh raj ne apne chehre par aya paseena puncha aur time dekh kar nikal gaya guest house ki taraf….aur room mai ate he “yaar ye kya h …kitni baate karti h ye aurte main pagal ho jaunga yanha ..”
Par abhi bechari ki problem kanha khatam hone wali thi tabi raj ka mobile dubara baj utha aur name araha tha maa..usne call uthaya aur “haa maa bola he tha ki samne se bhadki huvi awaj ayi … “haa maa aur mera call uthate huvi dikat arahi thi tumhe…”
Raj “main kuch bolu”
Richa “jhut ke sivaye kya bologe tum aur maine tumhare he kaam se call kiya tha par tum khair chodo aur suno
Raj “soon raha hu”
Richa “tumhari us college mai meri friend ki cousin sister padhti h kya naam tha neha usai mil lena wo help kar degi …”
Raj “oh thank you”
Richa “ suntoh lo pahle khud nade aye Thank you wale itna he thank you araha h toh pahle he utha lete call .”
Raj man mai bol meri maa tu he bol “ bolo”
Richa “ fashion designer k course kar rahi h ok warna neha neha karoge toh kitni he mil jayegi ab rakhti hu bye aur photo aur number bhej diye h”
Rajkuch bolta usai pahle he call cut ho gaya aur bus rajbadbadata rah gaya khudse …
Phir usne whats on kiya toh niche photo aur mobile number likhe huve the …aur photo dekh uske chehre par muskaan agayi aur wo bola 2 mili dono policewali…aur dono ke he charector different h nice”
Raat ko khana khane ke baad uski nazar neha and group par gayi aur usne pocket se mobile nikalkar call kiya toh neha ne mobile nikala aur attend kar ke kaha hello
Raj “hello miss neha mujhe apke number meri known se mile h wo apki cousin sister ke sath padhti h”
Neha “ohh yes bataya tha usne kaha tha apki puri help karu ”
Raj “Help toh chahiye h..apke college mai jo sabse bigda ladke h jo sare ulte kaam karte h unke naam chahiye h mil sakte h”.
Neha “sorry main aisi ladki nahi hu”
Raj “well miss neha ji ap kaisi h mujhe pata h aur information bhi h apki cigarate drinking school bunks…ganja sabki information h help mangi h bikh nahi”
Neha “ mere father police mai h”
Raj “Acp h kaho toh unhe bhej duu”
Neha rookar “main help karungi…”
Raj “Neha tum sahi toh main sahi simple exchange h ok aur agai meri help karke pachtawa nahi hoga”
“Neha ok main. Info collect karke bhej dungi”
Call cut hote he neha ke chehre ke expression badal gaye aur wo phuspendra se boli “ye number h is number ki detail chahiye aur location bhi”
Phuspendra ne number liye aur ek jane ko bhej diye…aur samne se reply aya ho jayega aur next deal arahi h”
Neha “kya huva ho jayega na”
Phuspendra “ha ho jayega chal sutta marte h”
Neha “ nahi yaar mood nahi h ab”
Aur neha ke jate he phuspendra ka dost “ kya huva”
Phuspendra “sali police wale ki aulad h isliye sath rakhtu taki koyi kaam na ho par bhanchod bhav aise dikhati h jaise kharid liya ho ek din iski choot aur na gaand na fadi toh mera naam bhi phuspendra nahi waise bhi sali ki itni photo h ki khud niche syegi bus ye 2 deal puri ho jaye”
Idhar Raj “ ab mujhe jana chahiye h bahar ….” Itna kah wo chupke se nikla aur deewar faandh kar bahar nikal aya aur jis taxi se wo college aya tha wo khada mila aur uske sath wo sidha pahucha …galaxy baar
Taxi driver “ye yanha ka sabse bada baar h bhai”
Raj “ intezar karna yanhi” itna kah wo andar ghoos gaya…
Aj ke liye itna he ….
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