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Maa- rajo kai pas gae hai
(Rajo hamare pados ki bhabhi hai dii sab ki achi jamti hai aapas Mein ,maa batate hue chali jati hai )
Maa- lai bandh diya khana
(Maa raj ko khana deti hue boli)
To be continue......
Raj- thik hai maa
( raj khana lye kar chal parta hai khet ki or)
Raj- pita ji mein apka or mera khana leye aaya
(Raj pita ji kai pas ja kar bola)
Pita ji- ayre beta tum garh kha kar nhi aaye
Raj- nhi pita ji mein kha kar nhi
aaya kyu aaj mein apne pyare pita ji kai sath khaunga
Pita ji- kya bat hai aaj tu mere sath khana khaega kuchh chahiy kya
Raj- kya pita ji mai aap kai sath aise hi khana Nahin kha sakta kya
Pita ji- Kyon Nahin beta bilkul kha sakte ho mein bas isliy bola jab tumhen kuch chahiye hota hai to tum aisehi karte ho
Raj- nhi pita ji muze kuchh nhi chahiye bas aap hath munh dho lyi jiye baith kar khana khate hai
(Fir pita ji or raj mill kar khana khate hue yuhi bate karne lagte hai)
Pita ji-raj mein kam sai block ja rha hu tu maa sein bta dena ki mujhe aane mein let ho jayga sam tak hi aapaunga
Raj- thik hai pita ji mein maa sai bata dunga
(Raj pita ji kai jane kai Thori der bandh garh kai liye nikar parta hai)
Kamal- Oye chikne kaha ja rha hai
(Kamal raj sai ek do saal badha hai or gaon ka mukhiya ka beta hai isliye ye or iske dost raj ko Paresan Karta rahata hai)
Mohit- ha bhai saala ladka galt paida ho gaya maa ka lora aapni bahno ki tarah chikna hai
(Mohit sahukar ka beta hai kamal ka khas dost ye bhi kamal kai sath raj ko pareshaan karta rahata hai)
Sohan- jab hi bhai aap iski bahan ko chodhna chahte ho
(sohan mohit or kamal ka chamcha hai)
Madan- bhai is ki teeno behan hai bhi to chodhne lyak maal sali kai gaad kitne bade bade hai
Sohan- ha sahi bol raha hai bhai gaad to gaad chuche kitne uche hai iski behan ke
(Sab hasne lagte hai)
Mohit- bhai mill jaye to patk patk kai chodhuga
Kamal- Mein to bhai iski maa ko chodhuga saali kya maal hai man karta hai saali ko ragh ragh kai chodhu kya bade bade gaad hai chuche ek dam goll goll
Madan- ha bhai hoge kyu nahi iska baap jo khet per rahta hai to chuche ka rash nichorega kon
Kamal- oye land kai tope apki maa ki chut dila dai teri maa ko khus kar duga tera baap to chodhta nhi teri maa ko
(Kamal raj se bolta hai)
Raj- kamal tamiz sai bolo
(raj darts hue bola )
Mohit- raj ji aap apni randi maa ki chut hame dila dijiye chodhne kai liye
(Raj ki bat puri hone se pahle mohit raj se bol para)
Kamal- lye ab to tamiz se bta diya mohit ne ab to dila dai apni maa ki chut
Raj- mein bol raha abb kuchh meri maa behan kai bare mai bola to acha nhi hoga
"Chat" "chat"
(Raj kai gal per chate pare)
Kamal- sale ham sai faltu bolega
(Kamal ne chate marte hue bola)
"Pat" "pat"
(Raj ki kanpti per chate parte hai)
Mohit- saale kya karega bta jara ham bhi to dekhe
(Sab hasne lagte hai)
Sohan- bhai apne mammy ki bula kar layga maa ka ladla hame marne kai liye
Madan- fir to bhai maza ayga iski mammy hame maregi ham iski mammy ki
(Sab jor jor se hasne lagte hai)
(Raj ye sab sun kar cha kar bhi kuch nahi kar Pata kyu raj hamesha in se pit jata tha ya yaha kahna galt nahi hoga ki raj in sab sai darta hai)
Suraj. - kya ho raha hai
(Suraj jamuna kaki ka sab sai bada beta hai 30 saal ka hoga suraj or iski maa mill kar mukhiya ke kheto mai mazduri kar Gujara karte hai suraj dur se dekh liya tha ki raj ko ye sab mil kar presan kar rahe hai per wah jayda kuchh kar nahi sakta shivay waha se raj ko garh bejhne ke)
Kamal- suraj tu yaha kya kar raha hai khet par kab jayga kam chor
Suraj- chote malik khet ki or hi ja raha hue
Kamal- thik hai ja yaha se
Suraj- ji thik chote malik
Suraj- raj tumahari maa tumhe bula rahi hai mere se bole raste me dekhe to bol dena
(Suraj raj ko dekhte hue bola)
Raj- ha bhaiya garh hi ja raha hu
(Raj suraj ko bol kar jaldi se waha se nikal jata hai)
Raj- in sab ko ek din aise sabak sikhaunga ki yad rakhe ge
(Raj apne aap se baate karte hue garh pahuch gaya)
Maa- aagya beta
Raj- ha maa
Maa- chal thik hai aram kar lai dophar mai pita ji khana de aana
Raj- nahi maa pita ji block gaye hai saam ko hi ayege to dophar mein pita ji ka khana nahi banana
Maa- thik hai
(Maa bol kar chali jati hai )
(Fir raj kamare Mein chala jata hai or khat per leta leta jo hua uske bare Mein sochne lga sochte sochte raj need ki aagosh Mein chala jata hai)
Maa- rajo kai pas gae hai
(Rajo hamare pados ki bhabhi hai dii sab ki achi jamti hai aapas Mein ,maa batate hue chali jati hai )
Maa- lai bandh diya khana
(Maa raj ko khana deti hue boli)
To be continue......
Raj- thik hai maa
( raj khana lye kar chal parta hai khet ki or)
Raj- pita ji mein apka or mera khana leye aaya
(Raj pita ji kai pas ja kar bola)
Pita ji- ayre beta tum garh kha kar nhi aaye
Raj- nhi pita ji mein kha kar nhi
aaya kyu aaj mein apne pyare pita ji kai sath khaunga
Pita ji- kya bat hai aaj tu mere sath khana khaega kuchh chahiy kya
Raj- kya pita ji mai aap kai sath aise hi khana Nahin kha sakta kya
Pita ji- Kyon Nahin beta bilkul kha sakte ho mein bas isliy bola jab tumhen kuch chahiye hota hai to tum aisehi karte ho
Raj- nhi pita ji muze kuchh nhi chahiye bas aap hath munh dho lyi jiye baith kar khana khate hai
(Fir pita ji or raj mill kar khana khate hue yuhi bate karne lagte hai)
Pita ji-raj mein kam sai block ja rha hu tu maa sein bta dena ki mujhe aane mein let ho jayga sam tak hi aapaunga
Raj- thik hai pita ji mein maa sai bata dunga
(Raj pita ji kai jane kai Thori der bandh garh kai liye nikar parta hai)
Kamal- Oye chikne kaha ja rha hai
(Kamal raj sai ek do saal badha hai or gaon ka mukhiya ka beta hai isliye ye or iske dost raj ko Paresan Karta rahata hai)
Mohit- ha bhai saala ladka galt paida ho gaya maa ka lora aapni bahno ki tarah chikna hai
(Mohit sahukar ka beta hai kamal ka khas dost ye bhi kamal kai sath raj ko pareshaan karta rahata hai)
Sohan- jab hi bhai aap iski bahan ko chodhna chahte ho
(sohan mohit or kamal ka chamcha hai)
Madan- bhai is ki teeno behan hai bhi to chodhne lyak maal sali kai gaad kitne bade bade hai
Sohan- ha sahi bol raha hai bhai gaad to gaad chuche kitne uche hai iski behan ke
(Sab hasne lagte hai)
Mohit- bhai mill jaye to patk patk kai chodhuga
Kamal- Mein to bhai iski maa ko chodhuga saali kya maal hai man karta hai saali ko ragh ragh kai chodhu kya bade bade gaad hai chuche ek dam goll goll
Madan- ha bhai hoge kyu nahi iska baap jo khet per rahta hai to chuche ka rash nichorega kon
Kamal- oye land kai tope apki maa ki chut dila dai teri maa ko khus kar duga tera baap to chodhta nhi teri maa ko
(Kamal raj se bolta hai)
Raj- kamal tamiz sai bolo
(raj darts hue bola )
Mohit- raj ji aap apni randi maa ki chut hame dila dijiye chodhne kai liye
(Raj ki bat puri hone se pahle mohit raj se bol para)
Kamal- lye ab to tamiz se bta diya mohit ne ab to dila dai apni maa ki chut
Raj- mein bol raha abb kuchh meri maa behan kai bare mai bola to acha nhi hoga
"Chat" "chat"
(Raj kai gal per chate pare)
Kamal- sale ham sai faltu bolega
(Kamal ne chate marte hue bola)
"Pat" "pat"
(Raj ki kanpti per chate parte hai)
Mohit- saale kya karega bta jara ham bhi to dekhe
(Sab hasne lagte hai)
Sohan- bhai apne mammy ki bula kar layga maa ka ladla hame marne kai liye
Madan- fir to bhai maza ayga iski mammy hame maregi ham iski mammy ki
(Sab jor jor se hasne lagte hai)
(Raj ye sab sun kar cha kar bhi kuch nahi kar Pata kyu raj hamesha in se pit jata tha ya yaha kahna galt nahi hoga ki raj in sab sai darta hai)
Suraj. - kya ho raha hai
(Suraj jamuna kaki ka sab sai bada beta hai 30 saal ka hoga suraj or iski maa mill kar mukhiya ke kheto mai mazduri kar Gujara karte hai suraj dur se dekh liya tha ki raj ko ye sab mil kar presan kar rahe hai per wah jayda kuchh kar nahi sakta shivay waha se raj ko garh bejhne ke)
Kamal- suraj tu yaha kya kar raha hai khet par kab jayga kam chor
Suraj- chote malik khet ki or hi ja raha hue
Kamal- thik hai ja yaha se
Suraj- ji thik chote malik
Suraj- raj tumahari maa tumhe bula rahi hai mere se bole raste me dekhe to bol dena
(Suraj raj ko dekhte hue bola)
Raj- ha bhaiya garh hi ja raha hu
(Raj suraj ko bol kar jaldi se waha se nikal jata hai)
Raj- in sab ko ek din aise sabak sikhaunga ki yad rakhe ge
(Raj apne aap se baate karte hue garh pahuch gaya)
Maa- aagya beta
Raj- ha maa
Maa- chal thik hai aram kar lai dophar mai pita ji khana de aana
Raj- nahi maa pita ji block gaye hai saam ko hi ayege to dophar mein pita ji ka khana nahi banana
Maa- thik hai
(Maa bol kar chali jati hai )
(Fir raj kamare Mein chala jata hai or khat per leta leta jo hua uske bare Mein sochne lga sochte sochte raj need ki aagosh Mein chala jata hai)