Shadow_hunter447
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Bahut hi shandar story bro. Keep it up abhi tak sirf 5-6 updates hi padh paya hu par bahut mja aaya shandar jabardast aur behtreen
Thank you for your comments bhai..hope time nikal kar baaki ke updates bhi padoge..hopefully story pasand aayega.Bahut hi shandar story bro. Keep it up abhi tak sirf 5-6 updates hi padh paya hu par bahut mja aaya shandar jabardast aur behtreen
बहुत ही सुंदर लाजवाब और गजब का अपडेट हैं भाई मजा आ गयाUpdate 38: Shaadi aur Suhagaat ki taiyyari
Raju Ratna ko aankhon se ishaara karta hai ki kya hua?
Ratna Raju ke paas aakar…beta tune humein bataaya nahi Rani ke baare mein?
Raju: nahi maa…maine to sab baatein bataaya tha jab hum Rani ke ghar gaye the..uske bare mein poora to bataaya tha..
Ratna: Bataya tha..lekin adhoora hi….
Raju: matlab?
Ratna: Raju ke kaan mein dheere se…yehi ki tu baap banne waala hai aur main dadi..
Raju jab yeh baat suntan hai to use samajh nahi aata aur Ratna ki taraf dekhta hai..
Ratna Rani ki taraf dekh kar use paas mein bulaati hai..jab Rani sharmaate hue Ratna ke paas aati hai to Rani to Raju ke bagal mein bitha ke…
Ratna Raju se: ab samajh aaya?
Raju Rani ki taraf dekhta hai to woh sharma ke haan mein apna sar hilati hai..
Itne mein Sandhya bhi wahan aati hai aur Raju ko apne baahon mein lekar khushi kaa izhaar karti hai aur use badhaai deti hai..
Raju bhi thodi masti mein aakar Sandhya ke kaan mein dheere se kehta hai…aap bhi kuch mahino baad aise hi khush khabar dogi…to Sandhya bhi sharma jaati hai..
Wahan par Sudha aur Aaru bhi aa jaate hai aur ghar mein khushi kaa maahol ho jaata hai…
Phir Raju kehta hai..
Chalo..bahut taiyyariyaan karni hai..zyaada time nahi hai..aur phir sab apne kaam mein lag jaate hai..
Ghar ko sab log thoda saja dete hai…yeh sab kaam mein sab thak jaate hai to raat ko jaldi khaana khatam kar lete hai.
Raju phir sab se kehta hai..aaj jaldi so jaao…thak bhi gaye ho…aur teeno ki taraf dekh kar..kal raat ko sone kaa time nahi milega aur unko aankh maar deta hai..
Teeno sharma jaate hai aur sab saaf kar ke apne kamre mein chale jaate hai…
To decide yeh hota hai ki Rani Sandhya ke saath uske kamre mein hi soyegi..
Raju bhi apne kamre mein chale jaata hai aur phir Rani ko aawaaz dekar use kuch kaam hai..keh kar bulaata hai..
Rani jaise hi kamre mein aati hai to Raju jhat se use apni baahon mein lekardarwaaza band kar deta hai..
Raju: ab jaa kar thoda time mila hai akele mein baat karne kaa…aur aisa kehte hue Rani ke honton ko apne honton se jod deta hai aur smooch karta hai..Rani bhi uska poora saath deti hai..kiss karte waqt Raju uske blouse ke upar se hi uski chuchi ko dabaata hai zor se…
Rani aaah..ki dheemi aawaz karti hai to Raju usi waqt uski zubaan ko apne mooh mein lekar zubaan bhi choosne lagta hai..
5 min ke gehre kiss ke baad Raju Rani ko alag karta hai aur kehta hai..pehle aapne bataaya kyun nahi?
Rani Raju se:ab mujhe tum bulaaya karo…mere bacche ke baap banne waale ho..so, phir to ek tarah se aap mere pati hi hue naa..
Raju: woh sab chhodo…Raju ko woh subah waali chudai yaad aati hai aur kehta hai..kahin yeh usi din kaa nateeja to nahi hai?
Rani sharma ke haan mein sir hilati hai aur kehti hai..
Rani: maine kaha tha naa…apna ras mere andar chhodna to shayad main pregnant ho jaaongi..to dekho ho gayi..aur has deti hai..
Raju:yeh to bahut khushi ki baat hai Rani…to phir apna waada bhi yaad hai naa?
Rani ko pata tha..phir bhi thoda natak karte hue ..kaunsa waada?
Raju: accha ab mujhse hi jhoot..aur aisa kehte hue apna haath peeche le jaakar uski gand ko dabaate hue apni ungli uski saadi ke upar se hi chek pe kured-te hue..agli baar iski baari aayegi…yaad hai naa waada..
Rani: main to mazaak kar rahi thi..kaise bhool sakti hoon waada…tumne bhi to mujhe woh khushi di hai jiske liye main itni saalon se taras rahi thi..aur aisa kehte hue phir se Rani Raju ke honton ko choom leti hai..
Raju: tumse bahut saari baatein karni hai lekin abhi time nahi hai..jaa kar so jaao..kal bahut kaam hai…
Rani bhi thoda Raju ki taang kheenchte hue..haan…time to nahi rahega..biwiyaan jo mil jaayegi..aur aankh maar deti hai..
Raju: accha…dekh lo..unke saath tumhe bhi shamil naa kar loon..
Rani dukhi man se..kaash aisa hota…
Raju: to kya hua…shaadi nahi to suhaagraat hi sahi aur has deta hai..
Rani: main bhi us pal kaa intezaar karoongi..aur aisa keh kar Raju ke honth choom kar kamre se nikal jaati hai…
Raju bhi bahut thaka hua tha..woh bhi jaldi hi so jaata hai..
Shaadi:
Agli subah Raju bhi jaldi uth jaata hai aur baakiyon ko bhi bhi utha deta hai ..
Ghar mein bhaag daud hoti hai taiyyariyaan ki…
Subah 8.00 baje Raju panditji ko phone karta hai aur nikal jaata hai use apne ghar laane..
Jaane se pehle Raju sab se kehta hai ki woh teeno taiyyar rahe..
Jaate waqt woh dhyaan deta hai ki koi uska peecha naa kare…aur yeh bhi jaan leta hai ki Thakur ke aadmi abhi tak nahi aaye the..
Raju jaldi se mandir pahunch jaata hai jahan pujari pehle se hi uska intezaar kar raha tha.
Raju unko lekar ghar aa jaata hai..
Panditji ghar mein pravesh karte hai aur ghar ko saza hua dekh kar unke chehre pe muskaan aa jaati hai..
Itne mein Raju bhi taiyyar hone chala jaata hai..
Phir Ratna aa kar Panditji ko naman karte hue poochti hai ki aur kya zaroorat hai?
Panditji usko hawan kaa samaan laane ko kehte hai aur apne kaam mein lag jaate hai..
Ratna sab saamaan laakar Panditji ko deti hai jo unhone poocha tha…
Jab sab set ho jaata hai to Panditji kehte hai ki samay nazdeek aa raha hai aur sab ko aane ko kehte hai..
Teeno…Sudha, Sandhya aur Aaru saj dhaj ke baahar aati hai..teeno bahut khoobsurat lag rahi thi..shaadi ke laal jode mein..
Aaru ko dekh kar Panditji kehte hai ..tum wahi ho naa beti..jinki shaadi maine pehle kiya tha..
Aaru haan mein sir hila deti hai aur Panditjiko bhi sab samajh aa jaata hai..
Itne mein Raju bhi taiyyar ho kar aa jaata hai aur woh bhi bahut smart aur dashing lag raha tha….sherwaani pehne hue aur sar pe sehra bhi lagaye hue tha..
Panditji sab ko baithne ko kehte hai aur woh Shaadi ki rasmein shuru karta hai..
Phir woh waqt bhi aa jaata hai aur dekhte hi dekhti shaadi bhi sampan ho jaati hai..(deliberately skipping the finer details ) aur teeno Raju ki patniyaan ban jaati hai..
Shaadi ke baad Raju aur teeno Panditji kaa aashirwaad lete hai aur saath mein Ratna se bhi aashirwaad lete hai..
Ratna ki aankhon mein khushi ke aansoon beh jaate hai aur chaaro ko dher saara aashirwaad deti hai..
In sab mein kaafi time lag jaata hai aur lagbhag dopahar ho jaata hai..
Raju aur Ratne ke zid par Panditji bhi chai naastha kar ke nikalne ke liye ready hote hai..
Raju ko kuch soojhta hai aur phir who apne kapde phir se change karne ke liye kamre mein chala jaata hai..
Sandhya, Aaru aur Sudha bhi sharmaate hue kamre mein chale jaate hai..
Ratna Panditji ko bula kar apne kamre mein le jaati hai aur Panditji se baat karti hai..
Ratna: Panditji, aapse vinti hai ki aap yeh baat kisi ko naa bataaye ki aapne yeh shaadi karwaayi hai..main nahi chahti ki koi masla ho..
Panditji: dhairya rakhiye behanji…Aapke bête se meri baat ho gayi hai..kisi ko kuch nahi bataaonga aur bhale hi yeh shaadi samaj ke nazariye se jaayaz naa ho..lekin koi galat bhi nahi hai..aap nischint rahiye..
Ratna ke man mein ek duvidha hoti hai jo Panditji jaan jaate hai aur kehte hai..
Panditji: Behanji, aapke man mein kya duvidha hai? Mujhse aap pooch sakti ho..
Ratna: main yehi soch rahi thi suhaagraat kab mana sakte hai yeh log…
Panditji: aaj kaa din bahut shubh hai..aur unki kundliyon ke hisaab se aaj Raju aur Sudha (Pandijit ko naam nahi maloom tha..to unke shaadi mein baithne ke hisab se kehta hai) suhaagraat mana sakte hai aur 2 din baad baaki dono bitiya bhi mana sakte hai..
Ratna ko thoda raahat milta hai aur haan mein sir hila kar Panditji ko dakshina dekar unke paanv choo kar aashirwaad leti hai..
Panditji: ab sab clear ho gaya hai to mujhe bhi nikalna hai..aaj kaa din bahut shubh hai to mujhe aur bhi shaadiyaan karwaani hai aur bahar nikal aata hai..
Itne mein Raju bhi apne kapde change kar ke normal kapdon mein aa jaata hai aur Panditji ko lekar ghar se nikal jaata hai..
Raju ko normal kapdon mein dekh kar sab aascharya ho jaate hai aur Ratna aur Rani poochti hai ki kapde kyun change kiye..
Raju kehta hai ki woh waapas aa kar sab bataayega..
Raju kaa tez dimag aur soch:
Jaisa hi Raju ne socha tha..tab tak Thakur ke aadmi bhi nigraani ke liye aa jaate hai jo Raju dekh leta hai..
Raju Panditji ko mandir ke taraf le jaata hai..raaste mein
Raju: Panditji, ho sakta hai ki kuch aadmi aapko roke yaa baad mein mile aur pooche ki mere ghar mein kya karne aaye ho..
Panditji: main keh doonga ki tumhaare kisi door ke rishtedaar ki shaadi ke baare mein baat karne aaya tha..
Raju: haan..yeh theek rahega..aise hi keh dena aap..
Raju phir Panditji ko mandir mein chhod kar thodi door chhup kar kisi kaa intezaar kar raha hota hai..
Raju kaa shak ekdum sahi nikalta hai aur kuch der baad Thakur ke 2 aadmi mandir mein darshan ke bahaane se aate hai…
Darshan kar ke Panditji se 5 min ke liye “kuch baat karte hai” aur nikal jaate hai..
Jab woh nikal jaate hai to Raju phir se mandir jaakar Panditji se milta hai..
Panditji: arre beta, ab tak gaye nahi tume?
Raju: maine kaha tha naa aapse…kuch loga apse milne aayenge aur mere baare mein poochenge..
Panditji: sahi kaha beta…woh log tumhaare baare mein hi pooch rahe the..unki baton se main bhi thoda dar gaya tha…dikhne aur baat karne mein acche nahi lag rahe the..
Yehi pooch rahe the ki main tumhaare ghar kyun gaya tha…aur maine bhi wahi jawab diya jaisa humne baat kiya tha…
Raju: unko koi shak to nahi hua?
Panditji: mujhe to nahi lagta beta..but itna zaroor kahoonga ki un logon se thoda sambhal ke rehna..kahin tumhe koi nuksaan naa kare..
Raju: dhanyawaad Panditji..main sambhal kar rahoonga…
Raju phir se unka aashirwaad leta hai aur ghar ki taraf chala jaata hai..
Waapas aate waqt Raju Kaamya ko phone karta hai..
Raju: Malkin, kaisi ho?
Kaamya: Raju, akele mein to Malkin mat kaho…waise bhi main yahan is ghar mein ek naukrani ki tarah rehti hoon..waise bhi jab se Mala gayi hai, tum to aana hi band kar diye ho..
Raju: Aisa nahi hai Malkin….Kaamya..thoda kaam mein busy tha to time nahi mil paaya..zaroor aake milta hoon.
Kaamya: bolo, kaise yaad kiya..
Raju: Kaamya, mere liye ek chhota kaam karo…yeh pata lagaao ki Thakur roz subah kitne baje ghar se nikalta hai aur shaam ko ghar kab tak aata hai?
Kaamya: kyun, kuch gadbad hua hai kya?
Raju: abhi ke liye to kuch nahi..lekin main kuch soch raha hoon..woh main baad mein bataaoonga..
Kaamya: theek hai..pata karti hoon.
Raju: theek hai..main kal subah phir phone karta hoon…aur phir phone cut kar deta hai.
Raju ke ghar:
Raju ghar aa jaata hai..ghar mein sab shaant rehta hai..Raju aawaaz deta hai to Rani bahar aati hai..
Rani: kya hua..chilla kyun rahe ho?
Raju: Sab kahan gaye? Koi nazar nahi aa raha hai..
Itne mein Ratna bhi bahar aati hai aur Raju se poochti hai ki woh kapde badal kar kyun gaya tha??
Raju: abhi dopahar ho gaya hai..mujhe pata tha ki ab tak Thakur ke aadmi yahan aa gaye honge..mujhe sherwaani mein dekh lete to unko shaq ho jaata..isiliye kapde badal liye..
Raju Ratna ko apne baahon mein lekar jo kuch der pehle hua tha..sab bata deta hai…Ratna chinta karti hai to Raju apna ungli uske mooh pe rakh kar..chinta mat karo maa..main hoon naa…mujhe pata tha..Thakur kuch aisa hi karega kar ke..isiliye kapde badal liya tha…lekin aap fikar mat karo…
Itne mein baaki teeno bhi sharmaate hue bahar aa jaate hai aur apni nazrein jhuka lete hai..
Raju: unki taang kheenchte hue…kya khooobsurat lag rahi hai meri biwiyaan..aur sharma to aise rahi hai jaise hum aaj pehli baar mil rahe hai..
Ratna: chup kar Raju..unko pareshaan kyun kar raha hai..shaadi hui hai to thoda to sharmaayegi naa…naa ki khul kar tere saamne aayengi..
Raju: ab kya sharmaana maa…main bhi chahta hoon ki ghar mein sab normal hi pyaar se ek doosre ke saath rahe…jaise pehle tha..ab bhi waisa hi rahe..aur haste hue..haan..farak ab itna hi rahega ki hum sab raat mein ek hi bistar mein soyenge..aisa kehte hue Ratna aur Rani ko aankh maar deta hai..
Woh teeno yeh baat sun kar sharam se paani paani hue jaa rahi thi..
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Jab Raju Panditji ko mandir chhodne gaya tha to Ratna kamre mein teeno se milne jaati hai..
Ratna ko kamre mein dekh kar teeno Ratna ke gale lag jaate hai aur sab ki aankhon mein khushi saaf dikh rahi thi..
Ratna teeno ko pyaar se maatha choom kar..jab tak main bhi Raju se shaadi nahi kar leti…tab tak to tum teeno meri bahu hui naa..aur has deti hai..meri pyaari gudiyaan…kitni khoobsurat lag rahi ho tum sab…bhagwaan hum sab ko apni nazar mein acche se rakhe..
To Teeno ek saath haan keh kar Ratna ke pair choote hai..
Ratna unko utha kar apne gale laga kar..
Ratna: aaj main bahut khushi hoo…ki mujhe itni acchi bahu mili hai..tum sab Raju ke liye ek dum sahi ho..main jaanti hoon..woh hum sab ko bahut khush rakhega..
Wahin kone mein khadi ho kar Rani bhi yeh sab baatein sun rahi thi..aur unki baatein sunkar uski aankhon mein bhi aansoon aa jaate hai..
Ratna Rani ko dekh leti hai aur ishaare se usko bhi apne paas bula kar usko gale laga kar..
Tu bhi to ek tareeke se is pariwaar kaa hissa ho..to tum kaise alag ho sakti ho..
Rani bhi khush ho jaati hai aur rone lag jaati hai..
Ratna: nahi..aise khushi ke mauke pe rona nahi hai…Sandhya bhi Rani ko apni baahon mein lekar usko dilaasa deti hai aur use sambhaalti hai..
Thoda aur aise hi baatein karke Ratna kehti hai..
Ratna: ek ahem baat…main Panditji se baat kar li hai…aaj kaa din bahut shubh hai..to aaj raat Raju aur Chhoti (Sudha) kaa suhaagraat hoga… aur 2 din baad Aaru aur Sandhya bhi…
Yeh sunkar Sudha sharma jaati hai aur kehti hai..
Sudha: aaj Aaru ko karne do naa….mera phir bhi ho jaayega..
Ratna: nahi re chhoti…Panditji ne bataaya hai ki aaj ki raat tum dono ke liye accha hai…to Sudha kuch nahi keh paati.
Ratna - Rani aur Sandhya se…kamre ko acche se saja dena..main aur Aaru Sudha ko taiyyar karte hai..
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Ghar mein khushi kaa maahol rehta hai…sab khaana khaa kar Raju kamre mein sone jaata to Ratna use rokti hai aur kehti hai ki abhi ke liye woh uske (Ratna) ke room mein so jaaye..aur Raju ko bhej deti hai..
Ghar ki auratein sab phir se thodi taiyyari mein jut jaati hai..
Aise hi raat ho jaati hai aur raat ko khaana khaane ke baad Raju sab ki taraf dekhta hai to Ratna use apne kamre mein le jaati hai..
Ratna: sun Raju..aaj teri suhaagraat hai..to aaj Sudha hi tere paas aayegi…Aaru aur Sandhya 2 din baad..aisa Panditji ne kaha hai..
Raju haan kehta hai aur kamre mein jaane ko hota hai to Ratna use rokti hai aur dheere se uske kaan mein kehti hai..
Ratna: beta…tumhe pata hoga..chhoti ki bhi umar ho rahi hai..to main chahti hoon ki woh mujhe jaldi hi khush khabar de…Raju ko pehle yeh baat samajh nahi aati lekin kuch seconds baad jab usko is baat kaa matlab samajh aata hai to has deta hai aur Ratna ko bhi apne baahon mein lekar…uske honth choomte hue..waise aapki bhi thodi umar ho rahi hai..jab main aapse shaadi karoonga to aap bhi mujhe jaldi hi khush khabar dena…
Ratna: chal jhoote..bahut badmaash ho gaya hai..jaa aur aaraam se karna..
Raju bhi Ratna ki taang kheenchte hue…kaho to aaj Sudha ki cheekhein nikalwa doon kya??
Ratna bhi halka saa Raju ko mukka maarti hai aur use uske kamre mein bhej deti hai..
Kamre mein jaane se pehle Raju chupke se kitchen mein jaata hain aur ek katori mein tel lekar kamre ki taraf chala jaata hai..
Note: Jaise maine kaha tha...the entire update was getting very long..so, had to split it...next update mein suhaagraat...saath bane rahiye..will post the next update soon.
Dhanyawaad bhai...aapka saaraansh ekdum sahi raha...kal tak update zaroor aa jaayega...hope woh update bhi aapko pasand aayega...aur jaan sakte ho ki Suhaagraat kaisi rahiबहुत ही सुंदर लाजवाब और गजब का अपडेट हैं भाई मजा आ गया
राजू की शादी में सामिल होने आयी राणी गर्भवती हैं और वो भी राजू से तो घर में खुशी का माहौल हो जाता हैं रत्ना तो की खुशी का तो कोई ठिकाना नहीं है
तय समज पर राजू पंडितजी को ठाकुर के आदमीयोंके नजरों से छूपा कर अपने घर पर लेकर आ गया और सजी धजी सुधा,आरु और संध्या से शादी कर लेता हैं रत्ना और पंडितजी से आशिर्वाद लेकर कपडे बदलकर उन्हे छोडने जाता हैं साथ ही साथ ठाकुर के आदमीयोंको क्या कहना हैं ये भी समझा देता है सोचा वहीं होता है जो राजू को लगता था फिर वो घर पर आ जाता हैं
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Latest update posted bhai...look forward to your comments. Thanks.बहुत ही सुंदर लाजवाब और गजब का अपडेट हैं भाई मजा आ गया
राजू की शादी में सामिल होने आयी राणी गर्भवती हैं और वो भी राजू से तो घर में खुशी का माहौल हो जाता हैं रत्ना तो की खुशी का तो कोई ठिकाना नहीं है
तय समज पर राजू पंडितजी को ठाकुर के आदमीयोंके नजरों से छूपा कर अपने घर पर लेकर आ गया और सजी धजी सुधा,आरु और संध्या से शादी कर लेता हैं रत्ना और पंडितजी से आशिर्वाद लेकर कपडे बदलकर उन्हे छोडने जाता हैं साथ ही साथ ठाकुर के आदमीयोंको क्या कहना हैं ये भी समझा देता है सोचा वहीं होता है जो राजू को लगता था फिर वो घर पर आ जाता हैं
पंडितजी के कहें अनुसार रत्ना आज राजू की सुहागरात सुधा के साथ मनाने का इंतजाम कर रहीं हैं वैसे राजू और रत्ना के बीच हसी ठिठोली बडी ही मस्त हैं
खैर देखते हैं राजू और सुधा की सुहागरात कैसे होती है और राजू व्दारा छुपके से कटोरी में लिए तेल का अंजाम सुधा के पिछवाडे के लिये कितना मदतगार होता है
अगले रोमांचकारी धमाकेदार और चुदाईदार अपडेट की प्रतिक्षा रहेगी जल्दी से दिजिएगा
Latest update posted bhai...look forward to your comments. Thanks.Bahut hi shandar story bro. Keep it up abhi tak sirf 5-6 updates hi padh paya hu par bahut mja aaya shandar jabardast aur behtreen
Latest update posted Madam...look forward to your comments. Thanks.perfect
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